Central High School - Cog N Pen Yearbook (Newark, NJ)

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| he contented sea and the selfish sky Hold me. Night and the lonesome beach Fascinate me, Гһе meliow roar of the waves Numb my drowsy senses, shallow | he sands slip idly It is an aged old senior, “с” By thy short moustache and glittering eye Why in the And he stopt one with a stoppst thou me?” “The Stadium's doors are open wide, And I must be within; ‘The teams have met. the game 15 set, Dost hear the merry din? Ide holds him with a stare so cold, The Central still, And listens like a three-year-old “Frosh” stood Ihe senior has his will. “The team was cheered. the field was cleared, The I he ball was kicked high in the alr game began to start, Like a swiftly-fired dart. ‘The opposing team did not gel far, For soon it seemed they stopt; Our boys were there.—each one a star. Lo! the receiver was dropt. I They tried the left and then the right, And could not gain an inch. And tho’ they fought with all their might, Never our team did flinch. W e held them on their ten-yard line, On downs we got the ball. Our team lined up. our men sublime, The slim. the short, the tall. The Beach Bv Stephen M vsko Through my fingers Like thoughts that Slip through my mind. Fenderly 1 grasp the deep futility Of my being. [he vastness crushes me And my dreams The Ancient Senior By “Haunted Hupe” The line was pierced, the ball advanced, One each in heart and soul, Had one same thought and one fond hope— “Со onward toward the goal.” The boys did fight with all they had But lost the ball on downs, Ihe smiling faces of the crowd Were changed for those with frowns. 'The ball went up our side the field And then But neither team would slip or yield— came down again, ‘The cheers were in one refrain. And so each team fought on and on With minutes more to play. lI hen I ran in to substitute And thereby saved the day. ‘The ball was passed right back to me, And boy! how I did run. Wildly the crowd began to yell, lhe game was as good as won. I sprinted down the entire field, I heard the cries so gay As unmolested I did run, — “Touchdown,” the “шар” did say. Yes. there were cheers and dismal groans— The players left the fray— My buddies walked away from me, I had run the wrong way. 18

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س — Qin orem PASS World's Male Beauty Contest (Special correspondent at Centralburg, М. )., for the PIVOT) — | he world's famous male beauty contest рг 1. from all over the row coming off. Contestants | have entered it. Every we!!-known country 15 cented. It is taking piace in Centralburg, N. Ta id's famous beauty-judging town. representative beauty from Palestine is Leibel He is wearing a pink bathing suit and is ontestant who uses no make-up. And what Oh. baby! What natural. beautiful fallen His gorgeous display of red curly n Ks The most utractive attraction about him is the pink ribbon which `. braided in his seven-foot beard. Now for the others. rabia produces a rare specie of mankind, who is no other than Bin Amu Khaphian. He is attired in a «tian colored taffeta gown. Іп one hand he carries (rus. of Arabia. and with the other is leading He is also wearing a chartreuse colored cape he has. hang loosely about his shoulders. unel. to ward off ihe stares of the women judges. Following him is the Eskimo from Greenland. Dernick Trattlick. who is adorned іп a seal-skin bath- me suit, belted with fish-skin. He looks quite coo! е he is riding on a float of ice, which was broken ‘rom a lonely iceberg and placed in a large tank. Ihe next one on the list is Vichy Di Fillipino, the Venetian. beauty, who has on a red cotton suit. Не His patent leather hair shines brilliantly in the sun. Оп the Stradivarious violin, «iven him by Mussolini he can be heard playing the strains of “O Sole Not Mio. Behold, here comes Stepan Mytzka, the Czecho- Slovakian representative, wearing a white baggy linen suit. He is seated іп a wagon, on a bale of hay. eating a raw potato contentedly. Hush, hush. here comes a cute Chinaman, Irvee Lee Schustee, draped in yellow to match his skin. Не is cooling his complexion with a fan and riding peacefully in a yellow jinrikshaw. Seeing that China - seated in a gondola. . He has found out by recent experiment that potas- sium iodide (KI) units with sulphur (S) under pres- sure with following reaction: К.І--25--Кізз. Care hould be taken to perform this experiment in the dark as the material is explosive and the reaction usualiy violent. Violent Unwin (“Scientific American.) is such a large country. they had to have two partici- The other being King Boby Ock. wearing a suit made of a Chinese rug and he pants instead of one. was sealed beside his fellow countryman. Now for the Spanish type. He is Alfonso Ei Albino riding on a bull and playing a guitar. He is adorned in a black voile bathing apparel. Around his neck is a garland of gourds. and his black mous- tache is wound about his ears. Last but not Theodore Krasherman of Germany. least of these popular beauties is His short stubby figure attracts the eyes of those seated in the grand- stand. His suit is khaki wih the many received. by Emperor Franz Joseph of Austria-Hungary. Those who had a hard time choosing the perfect beauty, are the foilowing judges: Anna Trochymczuk, colored and is decorated metals him from the Pauline Scher, Frances Schwartz, Shirley Levine, Rose Blum, Helen Pecker. and Alma Otto. After many hours of judging the final decision was that the prize go to Leibe! Benchik, for the reason that he shows the most personality. The prize is а twenty-four karat, seventeen-jeweled parasol, appro- priately chosen by his mary admirers to hide his fair face from the hot Palestinian sun. Points credited to the winner: I—His beautiful roaming nose. 2— Most imperfect physique. 3— His height is 99 square inches. 4— The measurement of his calf is forty-three inches in circumference. 5—Weight—One-third of a ton. 6—Shape of his head— Misshapen. 7—Color of eyes—Pink. 8— Kind of face powder used— Roach powder. 9 —— L.egs— Bowed. 10— Hobby— Planting bird seeds. Hey. Mister. who discovered America?” Ohio, sir. “Оһо. It was Columbus.” Y ek, sary to mention the «entieman's first name, sir. you re crazy. sir, [ know: but I didn't think it was neces- 19