Central High School - Centralian Yearbook (Minneapolis, MN)

Text from Pages 1 - 202 of the 1923 volume:

� CCNtgftgf N kl‘. «V:‘;v. V V ' L FoJ DEDICATION TO the memory of Miss Ida V. Probett, who. with sympathetic understanding and kindly cooperation. guided us for three years across the plains of Life. we. the classes of December 1922. March 1923, and June 1923, respectfully dedicate our annual. f i ft: .-1 TPv. : : .•1 Richard T. Hargreaves. who. during his four and one-half years as principal of Central High School, has established himself in the hearts of the faculty and student body as one from whom friendly aid and advice always comes readily. V4 1923 CENTRALIAN STAFF EEfsJTiRISUW SMIEFS - Nr Ha m? - L.V % m h-fi K I ■ B-f—••• ; ; -l, : I cr.CTRoc wcc««rr CP1- T?« WN CHIC EUZfl6ETr H« IZEIV ' as ocwrrt fconw ft 1923 CENTRALIAN STAFF George Kilgrifk. Editor-in-chief Lloyd James, Managing Editor Kenneth Sktrk. Business Manager dissociate Editor Elizabeth Hartzkli. Assistants Borg mild Gunstad Virginia Mitchell Horatio Walker Art Editor Albert Allard Assistants Louis Angelikis John Bhlair Alvkra Kubat Helen Marshall Jessie Romsos Dorothy Sweet Athletic Editor George Townsend Assistant Jerome Dearm in Dramatic Editor Eleanor Miller Feature Editor Lef. Short Assistants Richard Lathrop Margaret Pace Club Editor Jean Ann Morrison Assistants Robert Edgar Norma Everett Humor F.ditor Tauno Pajari Assistant Beatrice Strite School Editor Stella Porter Assistants Charlotte Howard Ruby Pierce Snapshot Editor Ann Motley Assistants Filip Asfalt Elizabeth Hewitt Assistant Business Manager William Cole Business Staff Assistants Everett Cowi.k Earl Prichard Circulation Manager Ben Van Sant Assistants Dklmar Blocker Paul Speer Advertising Staff Roy Miller David Marcley Paul Kranz Randolph Frazee Staff Secretary Marion Sen ark Assistant Lois Walcott 191 r iiumiA jQWjmiitn«i}if iui]iniaiK Diin[y i;-,i)iu iiii]iiiTiinii))inniaj!iii jraiHiriminii� iam«Tf n!iiiimi!n!Uiit(V9riumm� utt HMnniirinKm??� nniH� [10] rrwe school FANNIE M. FORESTER FILLING the position of dean of students. Miss Fannie M. Forester has found her way into the hearts of the students. At all times she extends a willing hand to those in need of help and understanding. As she is in hearing, so she is in deeds —doing everything in a stately and majestic manner. Not only is Miss Forester thorough in all duties which she performs, but she has that which few people possess—a rare insight into the minds of all people and students which enables her to successfully fill her position. CALVIN W. JARVIS AREAL friend and adviser to the students is found in Calvin W. Jarvis, assistant principal. He has not only attained popularity among the faculty, but has proved himself a skillful leader and helper in student matters. lie is worthy of the utmost respect and admiration which can be given one who enters whole-heartedly into school management, with understanding and fairness for his chief aims. He has, without a doubt, proved to all he has come in contact with that he is both a capable educator and efficient executive. n MvvnRMunMnnnmhiteniiiAInniMiiiutaHiviiiiiiiiriflriuiUBrtiBMiiinli 1121 FACULTY Richard T. Hargreaves Principal Calvin W. Jarvis Assistant Principal Mrs. Joan D. O’Brien Home Visitor Margaret R. Greer Librarian AGRICULTURE Arthur V. Storm ART Eloise E. Bryant Theresa M. Gude Ella M. Witter COMMERCIAL Agnes Carey Amy Cheney Frank H. Hosmer Elizabeth Klein Walter A. Nordby Mrs. Mary C. Percy Rhea Run ice Myrtle Turnquist ENGLISH Amy A. Fox Ivan Benson Annette Brown Rebecca Burt Luella B. Cook Emma S. Crounse Mrs. Lillian F. Gray Mrs. Gertrude Hanchett Edna Hilton Louise B. Iles Fannie M. Forester Dean of Students Helen S. Grant Lunch Room Manager John E. Marshall Custodian Mrs. Lucile B. Leonard May H. Lydon Genevieve S. McDill Ellen E. McGregor Le Roy Nielsen Irene M. Parkell Carolyn A. Reed Isabel O. Shoemaker Margaret W. Siddall Helen M. Smith Theodosia Stewart Marian H. Wash FOREIGN LANGUAGE Francis F. Brunner Estelle Conway Mrs. Alice F. Drechsler Absalom Erdahl Florence Fish Mrs. Myrtle Gillet Mary C. Harris Clare F. Helliwell Alice Hussey Marie Lundeen A. Dikka Reque Mary T. Richardson Nellie E. Sum iter Dorrance S. White iwiBimimiiiHKB«� nMii)JfwraiiniiMira«iiwIn ’;iitmiinjiHmw� miiw [13] MANUAL TRAINING Harley M. Brook Wesley W. Claus Maylon H. Hepp Guy R. Lander A. L. Lawson Weston W. Mitchell Jesse E. Moore Paul D. Paine J. F. Robohm Nellie S. Trufant H. S. Vincent MATHEMATICS Julia O. Adams A. E. Buresh Ethel Callahan I one A. Geggie Eleanor Nickerson Hannah Nutter Jennie Phillips George H. Reed Walter S. Rodgers A n na Belle Tiiomas MILITARY TRAINING Major William S. McWade Sergeant Elmer J. Larson MUSIC J. Victor Bergquist Marguerite Boege Sydney H. Morse Charles Peiioushek PHYSICAL EDUCATION Clare E. Bell Evelyn Bowen Carl H. Doehling Le Roy E. Orr SCIENCE Elsie E. Edlund Byron T. Emerson Ethel X. Erickson Cora M. Groth Jennie Hall Henrietta C. Mears Ross E. Peck Henry J. Rohde Charles 11. Smart Earl Sweet SOCIAL SCIENCE Rita G. Baker Mrs. Marie L. Berg C. E. Blume Mrs. Jessie O. Brennan Paula Doer man n Hilda Humpfner Drusilla Hutchinson Medora Jordan Orrin K. Kuenster Elizabeth Lobdell John E. Mulligan Annie A. Porter Mary N. Powers Elizabeth Williams Barbara Wright HOME ECONOMICS Myra A. Goode Elizabeth Rivers Janet M. Stevens May B. Towler tfiiiiijUiniaHniiBHn«i iS 4 8 n!1,ii!i i1itf� l� H!!iiii,,'5 n J«iiiiwrmiimwrron«KiirtTWinHHriiiuinms5Tiiiiini 114] THE CADET CORPS UNDER the supervision of Major W. S. McWade, the Central High School cadet companies have had one of their most successful years. In October, 1918, the Central cadet corps was originated as a part of the physical training department. Cadets were required to buy their uniforms, but nevertheless both companies held their quota of men. Since its origin the unit has steadily increased in size and in popularity, and is today recognized as one of the school’s leading activities. Major W. S. McWade was assigned to the Minneapolis High School cadet unit by the War Department in February, 1919, and has served since then with never-ending faith. He was assisted from 1919-21 by Major Tom Fox. who was then assigned to West Point as mathematics instructor. Major Fox was succeeded by Captain Ralph McFaul, who served until June, 1922. First Lieutenant A. H. Conard was then detailed to aid Major McWade in his work. Since September, 1920, the high school cadet corps has been classed as a junior unit of the Reserve Officers Training Corps. The war department furnishes uniforms and all equipment. During the past two years two cadet hops have been held and have been pronounced a marked success. Two competitive drills have been held between all the high schools in the city. The year was closed with a six-day camp at Fort Snelling, where the cadets experienced a regular routine of army life. There is no organization in the school, save the cadets, which has the honor of never having lost a competition. This honor is due company B, for it has won nine out of nine competitions which it has entered. Central is now the possessor of a silver sabre, a gold sabre, and two silver cups. This year’s competition was won by company B, under the command of Captain Lloyd James. The cup was presented by the A. R. Patterson and James Ballcntine Posts of the Veterans of Foreign Wars. At the same drill, medals were presented to the two best drilled men in each school and the best drilled man in the city. Charles Eden and Gordon Sanders of Company A took the honors for Central. Special credit is due Lieutenant Conard and Major McWade for the success of the Central companies, for it was through their untiring effort and winning personality that they were able to train the cadets to that high standard which they have shown throughout the year. The present commissioned cadet officers at Central are Captains—Lloyd James, Horatio Walker: First Lieutenants—Lee Short, Merlin Sharpless, Philip Adams, John Martz: Second Lieutenants—Edward Vorlander, Gordon Sanders, Edwin Hutchinson; Staff Instructors—Major W. S. McWade, Lieutenant A. H. Conard, Sergeant George Reinshordt. fgiiOTfwtSwP iwwuniiiiitiniH VjT' US] COMPANY A OFFICERS LIEUT. A. J. CONARD COMPANY A ______________________________ %, iiniivniiit«uiiwii oi 3ioi:uiiiii� ?sii !LTOi]iii)iiiii� «!iiiiBiimfi6 § MAJOR W. S. McWADE COMPANY B COMPANY B OFFICFRS r THI NEWS STAFF NEWS REVIEW STABLISHIN0 itself as the best high school newspaper in the state, and I J third best in the United States, the Central High News closes the year 1922-1923 as the most successful period of its existence. It has done everything possible to live up to its motto: “Permanently. Persistently, Progressive.” Although handicapped at the start with a large deficit in the treasury, an inexperienced staff, and a new faculty director, the News has fought a battle, the winning of which has put it on top. The first step made by those in charge of the publication was the raising of the subscription price, to insure a better newspaper to the students of Central High School and to help wipe out the treasury deficit. With the largest subscription fund in its history as a start, and making use of a few doubtful assets, the business staff was able to cut the deficit almost in half. No outside aid was received, however, until the Footlights Club presented three plays on March 9. and donated the proceeds to the News treasury. Together, these things served to put the News a long way toward a sound financial status. The present staff was indeed fortunate, however, in that it could benefit by the editorial experiences and policies of its predecessor. In carrying on and perfecting these policies, the paper found its success. The year was featured by the News’ showing in two high school journalism contests. Winning first in the Minnesota High School Press Association contest last October, and placing third in the All-American contest conducted by the Central Interscholastic Press Association last December, are the achievements for the year. Conservatism has been the keynote of the editorial policy of the staff. In upholding this policy, the News has acquired a dignity seldom attained by high school publications. It has served as a weekly chronicle of events interesting to Central High School, and has done its part toward reviving and maintaining the school spirit of Central. The paper has proven its value to Central High School, not only by advertising the institution outside of the state, but by furthering many worthy projects in the school. The Ida V. Probett Memorial Scholarship Fund, the senior council activities, “Better Central Week.” school athletics, class plays, operas, clubs, dramatic events, and the Centralian and Quest subscription drives, all have received the support of the News. In the face of this, the retiring staff feels that success and progress have marked the year just passing. To the group that is to continue the work, it sincerely wishes the greatest success. ADKLBKRT HFBNER. Editor-in-Chief. kttr [WiiximtmuinFUOTfiiiJiifnnfutuiKMit tioifiitwtHiiniiwtttmswrBtiJDi (19| THE ORCHESTRA THE ORCHESTRA FIFTEEN years ago, in the days of old Central, an orchestra consisting of eight members was organized. This orchestra practiced once a week, and obtained money for their music by playing in the churches. At the present time the orchestra lias increased from eight members to about seventy. It now plays at all the commencement exercises, class plays, operas and assemblies. The music for the organization is purchased by the school Glee Club. Consisting of forty members, the junior orchestra is doing a great deal in competition with the senior orchestra. For its strength and excellence the orchestra gives all credit to Charles Pehoushek, their director. For fifteen years Mr. Pehoushek has labored unceasingly in his efforts to produce an orchestra worthy of Central High. THE BAND THREE years ago the Central High band was made a permanent organization. Before this time members of the orchestra had played for the basketball, football, and baseball games. As a result of its unusually rapid advancement, the band, at the present time, plays not only for all athletic events, but for assemblies as well. 'Hie band boasts of forty able members and is under the expert direction of Charles Pehoushek. Ilis efforts to make this organization the very best possible have, without doubt, been successful. Central High has the right to be proud of its band. |2U tiinwirtwimiffaainiffwwnMiiiJtwnaniiMfnir.iKinnRanuiinitwiHnKarmrHi UNDERCLASSMEN WHEN school started September 5, 1922. 426 quaking, doubtful youngsters entered the portals of Central to begin what seemed to them the most important year of their lives—their freshman year in high school. After a grueling experience in the auditorium they were finally distributed among their various advisers. These newcomers put on a bold front and proved to be a surprise to the mighty upperclassmen of Central. Only a few asked for the elevator, and they seemed to know instinctively that Room 404 was on the fourth floor. Classes at first were pretty “scarey.” Latin and Algebra were so peculiar; but the newness and strangeness soon wore off and they settled down to the incomparable life of high school freshmen, following in the footsteps of the already-successful sophomores and juniors. In December. 322 additional freshmen entered, and March. 133 more came. There is quite a mystery about the December class, tor it has gained one student ! No one knows when, where, or how, but it now numbers 323. The September class has lost only 22 students. On October 13, the Girls’ Club gave its freshman sisters a party. There were stunts presented in the auditorium followed by refreshments and dancing in the gymnasium. After this, many of them told us, they felt that they really belonged to Central. After Christmas the G. A. A. entertained the new freshmen at a similar party. The freshmen at first felt rather hurt because they were not asked to come to assemblies. An occasional gathering in room 400 partially reconciled them, but April 19 was a red letter day! It marked the installation of the double assembly period, and the union of under and upperclassmen. The underclassmen have displayed a great deal of talent. In turn the freshmen, sophomores, and juniors have furnished programs for the seniors. Much credit is due them for the splendid school spirit that has been displayed during 1922-23. All in all the underclassmen have proved themselves to be endowed with pep, ability and loyalty and have made themselves an indispensable part of school life. If they continue in the future as they have in the past they will bring honor and success to Central. Here’s to the underclassmen, the classes of ’24, ’25 and ’26. Nikir iiaiinitwiaaiiimuiHTswBnijiiunnfanmwtraitiKisinf nutnHiinKniwrTOTQai (22] 1 Central High News u news I Sk� i «l Unt rutn y • P.WlaUA ROr. ClfOttt W (KIMCTJRS n Wr It. —II IA � ur.ir- miw eiKM nr.u FAaurtuw m ix (04005 AM COM KK.V AI.L ABOARD FOR F.RMIWE cot ai. Aoorrf u trt.k omx HAN wa vi urn tv. � witoiw t.u j IKXUO HhUOUlIH i AMTS ON IIONOfi K0I1 SCHOOL CALENDAR Septem her— 3— Back came the tribe qf Centralquin. from a time of gayness. 26—Chieftain Bushbonokka rules the family of A Seniorkakwuns. 28—The Central |uin Ilighum Newskeewis appears for first time in camp. October— 6—Great sorrow when the tribe learns of the defeat of its warriors at the hands of the tribe of Northitos. 12— Maidens of the Girls Club entertain with pomp the greenest of papooses. 13— Woe! For it was Friday! The warriors from camp Southquintos scalp the Centralquins. 15—Reverently the tribe memorialized their beloved Chieftess Ida V. Pro-betl who had gone to the land of the sunset. 20—The foe of tradition. Westroka. goes away with 12 scalps. 26— 27—And the leaders, those called teachers, leave camp—so does everyone else. 27— Centralquins are vanquished by brave warriors from Kastnonak. 28— Great joy in camp! The Newskeewis captures first prize in all-state journalism contest. November— 8—The family of B-C Seniorkakwuns give a sun dance for family of A Seniorkakwuns. 15—Maidens wear green stockings. Tribe fears trouble. 23-24—Mystery solved! Braves and maidens of the family of Seniorkakwuns present “Green Stockings.” 28— Big Chief Pershing reviews warriors. 29— Shortadawins is chosen chief of B-C Seniorkakwuns. Decem her— 2—The Newskeewis scalps other papers and tics for first place in National contest at Madison. Braves 1 lebnerkaka and Kilgriffatha attend. 4— A Seniorkakwuns make merry with program, war dance and feast. 6—One hundred and thirty-two tribesmen leave camp to seek their fortunes. January— 5— Hiyi-Kiyi—Centralquin captures the basketball scalp of Westroka 25-9. 28 Warrior Jim Hillitosmos wins place on All-American team. JT k 124] FEBRUARY— 15-16—Tribe turns out in gala array to watch “Erminie.” 23—Great pow-wow for B Seniorkakwuns. Chief Mitchell dons auburn head-dress and skirts. 27—After a hard tussle Centralquin braves fall before the volley of South-ioix 21-19. March— 5— 9—Great was the spirit of the tribe as they celebrated Centralquin week. 6— Ccntralianorka asks for and gets support of tribesmen. i 7—The Wigwam is opened for inspection of foreigners. 9— Gloriously the festivities are ended by the three Footlightoseewas plays. 13—Eo! And the charms made by the medicine men bring basketball championships to the tribe of Centralquins. 15— Centralquin is diminished by the loss of thirty-four tribesmen. 16- 26—Tribe departs for spring hunt. April— 7— Splashy wemos ! Five swimmers boldly capture state trophy. 13—Seniorkakwuns with joy have elegant war dance. 19—And the tribe of the Centralquin is royally amused by Seniorkakwun assembly. 25— Chief James appears in new war dress. 26— Westroka warriors ambushed by 2-1 count. 27— Centralquin runners scalp Westroka 66-47 for first time in sixty moons. 28— B family maintains perfect record in competitive drill. May— 10- 11—Shortadawin becomes civilized and dons tailor-made clothes. Tribe applauds uproariously. 18—Females of tribe give big show. June— 10—With dignity the Senorkakwuns attend Baccalaureate. 12—Programs, dancing and feasting help Seniorkakwuns spend time. 1A—Three hundred and forty-four Seniorkakwuns break camp, and leave. VjT innuit(mtiuwfint«insnwnitiiiinnintii!ttwinmttnutiiTttwttittnttnnrtnwwtT!ir;ii 1251 SENIOR TEAM JUNIOR TEAM DEBATE DEBATING, which has hitherto occupied a rather obscure place in the school activities at Central, has grown into prominence during the last year under the direction of Le Roy Nielsen, debate teacher. The Warren Prize debate, the most prominent debate of the year, was held Thursday. May 24. 'Pile negative side of the question debated upon, “Resolved: That the United States Should Enter the League of Nations.” was upheld by the senior team which consisted of Thomas Morton, captain, William Cole and Edwin Hutchinson. J. E. Mulligan was coach of the senior team. Coached by C. E. Blume, the junior team, composed of Royal Buckman, captain, Gladys Westgard, Stanley Crosby and Freeman I lerbert alternate, argued for the affirmative of the question. The Warren debate, an annual institution at Central, was originated by the father of a former Centralitc. The prize money, which is the interest on $5,000. is divided by a two-to-onc ratio between the teams. The regular debaters for the school teams are Gladys W estgard, I larlow Henetnan, Thomas Morton, George Townsend. William Cole and Edwin Hutchinson. After two preliminaries, one at North High, the other at Minnesota College, the first important debate of the year was held at Cannon Falls, Minn., March 12. Central’s representatives, Gladys Westgard, Thomas Morton and Harlow Henetnan. lost by a two to one vote of the judges. Both of Central’s teams argued in a double debate, April 11, with St. Paul Central. The affirmative team was victorious while the negative team lost to St. Paul Central. In recognition of the fact that debating has become one of the most important projects in the school, letters are being awarded to pupils distinguishing themselves in the subject. Members who won letters this year are Gladys Westgard. Thomas Morton, and Harlow Heneman. The final decision was reached after a debate held over the radio, between the negative and affirmative teams. In view of the fact that the decision of the judges was in favor of the Central team when they were debating against a team reputed to have been one of the best high school teams in the state, great deal can be expected from next year’s debate team. Vkjr [27 J f ERMINIE “ERMINIE” ON THE evening of February 15 and 16, the Glee C lub gave its second presentation of the light comic opera, “Erminie,” under the direction of Sidney 11. Morse. The elaborate settings, the beautiful costumes, and the unusual talent displayed by both chorus and cast made this production one of the most remarkable events of the school year. Maying the title role. Dagmar Anderson so pleased the audience by her charming portrayal of the part that it left absolutely nothing to be desired. Bert Leek and Donald Means, the two thieves, were both entertaining and clever. They gave much zest and life to the entire performance and acted with the case and accuracy of professionals. The parts of Cerise, the companion of Erminie. Javotte and Marie, maids at court, were adequately acted by Harriet Johnson, Ritbv Pierce and Mildred Lyons. Mr. Morse, as Eugene, with his sympathetic voice and excellent acting, added greatly to the professional atmosphere of the performance. 1‘lie difficult role of the Princess de Grampaneaux, a hysterical elderly lady, was exceptionally well taken by Mattie Peterson. The character part of the Chevalier de Brabazon, full of humorous calamities, was exceedingly well interpreted by Paul Kanuit. Fenton Brice, as the Marquis de Pomvert. the father of Erminic, Roy Miller as the dashing young Captain Delauney, and Olav Smedal as Simon deserve much credit for the worthy execution of their respective parts. Donovan Arnold as Dufois, the innkeeper. Sumner Rider as the Viscount de Brissac. and Harold McCullough as the sergeant did well with their parts. The school orchestra should also be complimented on the part it took in making the opera successful. But. above all. highest honors are due Mr. Morse, who worked untiringly with the club from the beginning to make the production of “Erminic” one of the most creditable ever given in the history of high school opera. BHMWMIIW . v Members of the Graduating Class: Till'. FOUR years I have been associated with you in the happy task of your self discovery have l een a real joy. I count it a privilege to have had some part in your efforts to find a way of life. Our association has been filled with so much that is finest in human relationship that, while I rejoice with you in your graduation, my rejoicing is tinged with regret at the parting that must come when you take your diplomas. During your years here. Central High School has endeavored to interpret for you our American institutions, and our American ideals, to train your intelligence. to develop your sense of responsibility to your community and to your country, to cultivate your tastes, to give you standards of judgment, to quicken your imagination, to awaken your appreciation of the spiritual values of life, and to open the windows of your souls. I look to you to become men and women of ideals and cultivated taste, whose purpose and actions will be guided by reason, enlightened by knowledge, and animated good will. Faithfully yours. Hiii [tw Bimiiaiiiirj� 9«rflmiiiiW(iiuii[tv(it iiiiinj!tn iUitint£ruiftrTKesFTiifrni 131| CLASS Ol DECKM HER. 1922 FIRST CHOICE SECOND CHOICE Harriett Campbell George Bush....... George Bush....... Grace McCune______ Dorothy Gregory.. Clifford Blix..... Harriet Campbell. . George Bush...... . .Most Popular Girl.. . .Most Popular Boy.. .Most Courteous Boy. .Most Courteous Girl. .... Best Eussee .... .... Best Eusscr .... Best All-Around Girl Best All-Around Boy Margaret Dye........ David Ackerson...... La Reign Hunter..... Albert Allard....... Harriet Campbkli.... George Bush......... Borghild Gunstad.... Virgil Nelson....... Harriet Campbell.... Albert Allard....... Harriet Campbell.... Gordon May.......... Antoinette Senger. ... Borghild Gunstad.... Rudolph Meyer....... Judith Blix......... Andrew McBlain...... ........Cutest Girl...... .......Cutest Boy........ ... .Best Looking Girl. . ... .Best Looking Boy.. .. .Most Generous Girl. ...Most Generous Boy. ......Smartest Girl.... ......Smartest Boy.... ......Wittiest Girl.... ......Wittiest Boy.... . .Busiest Looking Girl ..Busiest Looking Boy ____Most Bashful Girl.. ...Most Studious Girl. ...Most Studious Boy. ......Quietest Girl.... ......Quietest Boy.... ....Camille Bangs ....Robert Cargill ,...Donovan Arnold ....Camille Bangs .....Janet Pomeroy ....Kdgar Carlisle ......Ethel Russel Tie—Robert Cargill Charles Saunders ...La Reign Hunter ......John Janovf.c ....Dorothy Cutler ......Clifford Blix .... Dorothy Cutler .......Gordon May ....Marion Wilder ....Grant Barnard .....Janet Pomeroy ....Charles Lynch .....Janet Pomeroy .....Albert Allard .......Judith Blix ....Marion Wilder ....Grant Barnard .Antoinette Senger ...........Ira Hill 1321 CLASS LETTER Fellow Classmates : TJ71 ' ARE no longer school children, but young men and women, and as such we are leaving Central to take our places in the world. Central has been a preparatory step toward that end : some leave here better equipped than others to cope with the world, because the amount of preparation has varied; but we are to start with a clear record. It is up to us to make that record whatever it will be. “Men at some time are masters of their fates: The fault, dear Classmates, is not in our stars. But in ourselves, if we are underlings.” Yock President, GEORGE YV. BUSH. [33] Ackkrson, David B. A. A.: Latin Club. .d fjriti or two a day Keeps the undertaker away.' Allard, Albert Orchestra; Senior Council; Musicians’ Club; Stage Manager; News Staff; Ccntralian Staff. li'it and Humor belong to (jenitts alone. Ai.t.YN. Sidney B. A. A.; K. K. K.j Cross Country. Of no man's presence he feels afraid.1 Arnold. Donovan Press Club; Ili-Y; News Staff;Cadet Corps: Spanish Club; Du I'oir”; “Erniinie”: “Robin Hood. Pitch him into the Nile and he'll come tip with a fish in his mouth.” As It LA, Ethel Girls’ Club; (1. A. A.: Botany Club. Her hair was not more sunny than her heart.' Balcomk, Edith (I. A. A. It's greater to he small and shine than to he big and east a shadow. Bancs, Camille (■iris’ Club; Spanish Club; G. A. A.; Senior Council; “Green Stockings.” Grace was in her steps; heaven in her eye; In every gesture, dignity and love. Bardin, Alvin Track ’18; B. A. A. Stately and tall, he moves through the hall. Barger, Ch arles Football '22: Track T9; Orchestra; Basketball T8-T9; II. A. A He never did nothing to nobody, nohow. Barnard, Grant B. A. A.; News. He thinks too much; snrh men are dangerous.” Becker. Beatrice g. A. A. She spends half her time figuring how to spend the other half. Berg, Anna (i. A. A.; Scandinavian Club. Happy and carefree. I tcander on my ’.cay.1 ifeTfljTTtui B iwwmiiiL nmmr ’u o'riiiui iii-iminniiiiiiiuiiajiiit ViT nmowaimB C34J Berg, Arnold R. A. A.; Spanish Club. He has a wonderful future before him—just what it ts no one knows. Berg in, Mabi.f. Girls Club; G. A. A. She hath no fault: elt least. I no fault can sty. Blix, Clifford Senior Council: Library Board; Class Play: Lunch Room Committee. don't see how the school can (jet along without me. Br.ix, Judith Girls Club; G. A. A. My tomjue within my lips I rein. For who talks much must talk in tain. Blomgren, Florence G. A. A. Some think the world is made for fun and frolic, and so do I. Bowley, Edith Girls’ Club; French Club; G. A. A. Accomplishment were native to her mind. Buchanan, Dorothy French Club; Girls’ Club; G. A. A. I am one of those who may take the cuckoo for their crest, and for their motto—Nothing. Burfenning, Norton B. A. A.; Hi Y. Ay: but give me peace and quietness: I like it better than dangerous honor ' Bush, George W. President December Class: Senior Council; Library Board; Lunch Room Committee; Spanish Club; Hi-Y; Footlights Club; Wranglers’ Club. man so various that hr seem'd to be Not one, but all mankind's epitome. Byrnes. Catherine Girls' Club; French Club; Girls’ Club Play: News Staff. She's a girl who does her own thinking and needs no advice. Campbell, Burton Band; Orchestra; Hi-Y. '7 like to see a gentleman with a tender heart, I don't know but what I ha:e a tender heart myself. Campbell, Harriet Vice President December Class; Senior Council News Staff; Footlights Club; Spanish Club; Botany Club; Girls’ Club; G. A. A. IfV'jr left her 'till the very end, In hopes that heav'it inspirations Would send. Hut now. at last, the deed is done: She's popular, witty, and full of fun. l romui ttl � iWllM BniiP.iB oir miibinu inTr-,Tii)iiiiiliiniaj!iii [•'51 mwwmiiiinyiiiifiw� ioiwiiiiiiwiFati !iii!nirinfwniiiui(niiiMKiii;iff ji!(iinir«iRiit« ninnni Cakgill, Robert Class Orator; Track 21. ’22; Football 22; B. A. A.; Footlights Club; “Green Stockings.” “Surpassed by fear in •over of mind and eloquent discourse” Carlson, Ruth G. A. A.; Girls’ Club. “cl form more fair, a face more street It's seldom been my lot to meet. Carpenter, Walter B. A. A.; Cadet Corps. “What I promise to do, I’ll do. Christie, Eleanor Girls’ Club; G. A. A.; Botany Club; Torch Society. “Nothing is impossible for a trilling heart. Collins, Dick b. A. A. Since brevity’s the soul of irit, I trill be brief.” Corneuson, Harry B. A. A. “I am the master of my fate—at present. Cox, Helen “In short, site look'd, she blush'd consent; He grasp'd her hand, to church they went. Craddick, Harry “Green Stockings.” Frequently, trithin my brain. think a witty thought. Cutler, Dorothy Girls' Club; Footlights Club; Torch Society. They both (T) contend to win her grace whom all commend. Duncan, Ray “O’ Club; Cross Country ’21. ’22; Hockey '22; Cadet Corps: House Manager, Mikado; Class Play. “With all his faults tee love him still—the stiller the better.” Dye. Margaret Girls’ Club: French Club. “Man delights not me. tec-hoc.” Ekberg, Ruby Girls’ Club; Spanish Club; G. A. A. “Strong for work, but stronger for play.' teimiTiw� ?n� ttHaiw«ii iiiiicii wniiG� ;n!Hu inBrii!niiiiinuuiraiiiii iohuu i §) ‘v wnnim [36] Ell, Cecii.ia She reminds one of her namesake. Estabrook, Blanche A smooth and steadfast mind. Eustice, Leona Girls' Club; G. A. A.: Spanish Club. A elose student -of Parisian styles and modes: Ewald, Everett His was the true politeness—consideration for others Feiker. Gerald Football; Track. A manly form, a solemn phis, he studies hard (f) and minds his biz.'' Fleming, Alice A smile for all. a welcome glad. A friendly eoa.ring way she had. Forbord, Louis B. A. A. Quiet, but not asleep.1 Freerorc, Ann Girls’ Club; G. A. A. Cares and worries, what are theyT 1 know them not. Freeman, Senoka G. A. A.; Girls' Club; Spanish Club. She will make a charming angel.' (If she will be good.) Friedrich. Harriet “She's not very tall. In fact, she's quite small. She's bright and she's folly, and well liked by all. Geary, Paul Spanish Club; B. A. A. He always does his durndest. Gray, George I hardly yet hate learned t' insinuate, flatter, bow. and bend my knee. I3?l tm h 7MniiffiiuiimT sii;!ii)]iwiwi!iiiwtn,nMi:i,, ,i n!urririVirtfw?5ri!rnai Gregory. Dorothy Senior Council; French Club; Girls’ Club; Class Play; Girls' Club Play: Footlights Club; G. A. A. “Mistress of herself, though China fall.” Gunstad, Borghilo Ci. A. A.: •lirls’ Club; French Club; Latin Club; Torch Society; Ccntralinn Staff. Wad some fewer the gif lie'd gic us To sec ourselves as others see us.” Gydeson. Roy Cadet Corps; B. A. A.; News Staff. Roy Gydeson, the same: yesterday, today, and forever.” Hagen. Ingmar Orchestra; Wranglers' Club; Cadet Corps. “He knows his ground and hopes to find .■I spot with all things to his mind. Haines, Neil News Staff; Cadet Corps; B. A. A.; Press Club. Good advice rolls from him like water from the hack of a duck.” Hanlow, Irene Girls' Club; Latin Club; G. A. A. fiat, drink and be merry. For tomorrow you may he broke.” Hanson, Charlotte Laugh and the world laughs with you; Weep, and you spoil a perfectly good complexion. Hanson, Jessie Girls’ Club; G. A. A. A good example is the best sermon.” Hiix. Ira Silence has become his mother tongue. Hoke. Hazel Girls' Club. I don't like my quotation. Hocghkr, Maurice ‘‘Green Stockino ; Cadet Corps: Cadet Club; Spanish Club; Three Muskcctcxs. Some people are born great. Time wilt tell whether Maurice is one of them. Hunter. La Reign Girls' Club; Spanish Club; Senior Counc'l; News Staff; The Hoodoo”: “Green Stockings.” That girl is like a high mettled racer. Tremendously pretty, too.” Jaxicke, Georcf. Torch Society. ' like to study in the morning hut I forget to get uf. Janovec, John II. A. A.; Spanish Club. There uvs a look of heaven on hit face. Jesperson, Kenneth Such a flue fellow we wish he urn twinx.” Johnson, Eric News StatT; .Scandinavian Club; Spanish Club; B. A. A.; Press Club. I am myself a gentleman of the frets. I Ant e no other escutcheon. Johnson, Marguerite Spanish Club; Girls’ Club. My heart is at warm as my hair. Johnson. Maria Constant you are, and yet a woman. Johnson, Shei.dox II. A. A.; French Club; Football; Baseball. His size should assure him a high flaee in the world. Kallbekc, Edna (!. A. A.; (iirls’ Club; French Club; News Staff. Athletics arc her specialty, hut she docs most everything well. Kiexzei., Kathryn (•iris’ Club: G. A. A.; (iirls' Club; Spanish Club. She looks like oh angel child, Hut affearanees arc deceitful. Larson. Irving His career in high school, like the Xfississiffi river, is lined with bluffs. Lawless, Laura G. A. A.; (iirls Club; French Club. My lady hath a smile for alt, A kindly word for each. Lidberg, Ethel (Iirls Club; Spanish Club; � . A. A. Actions sfeak louder than words. il iiiisiiiiimjiyiiaiiiiiiniiniiiteS) V w iiiimBiifMiamriBiciiiRmninjiijirniirmniiiMimiumniaMnuiinniuintiHKVFCfnnl I39J McBlain, Andrew Cadet Corps; Cadet Club; “Three Musketeers.' Wii extremely reserved man. McCune, Grace G. A. A.; (tirin' Club; French Club. Would that the world were full of Grace.' McKay. Helen (I ris' Club; G. A. A.; French Club. Never trouble trouble 'till trouble troubles you. McGinnis, Lawrence Football '21, ’22; B. A. A.; C dub; Spanish Club. Lawrence McGinnis belongs to the gang; And for profs and girls he doesn't give a dang. McLean. Josephine C. A. A. Board; French Club; Girls’ Club. Here's a young lady who likes to talk so incessantly she won't give an echo a fair chance. MacDonald, Gordon ‘‘Green Stockings.” Whoever thought I'd be an actor-man T” Martin, Alice Girls’ Club; G. A. A. To live long, one must live Slowly. Martinson, Doris G ris’ Club; 15. A. A.; Torch Society. Her marks are in inverse ratio to her si:e.' Mattson. Oscar A secret in his mouth is like a wild bird put into a cage. Whose door no sooner opens but 'tis out. Maxwell, George Go West, young man. go West. May, Gordon Footlights Club; Business Manager of News: S nior Council. The cockloft is not always empty In those whom nature has built many stories' high. Means. Dorothy (i. A. A.; Span nli Club. He not afraid to let men know your worth. Hjt MIBIIIIIIII'IIIM [40] Mkykr. Rudolph Spanish Club. “Little thinlike meals or sleep Never interfere with his studies.’' Miller, Rosin a Girls' Club; 1. A. A.; French Club; Vice-President Botany Club; Property Mistress “Green Stockings. A nd when your fingers dance across the keys. There issue forth street melodies.” Moyer, James B. A. A. “Tomorroxr for severer thoughts, hut now To breakfast, and keep festival today. Nelson, Virgil Latin Club; Spanish Club. He never flunked and never lied, I reckon he couldn’t if he tried.” Nicholson, Dorothy Though you look so bewitchingly simple. There's mischief in every dimple. Nisson, Mildred ‘7 teach my lips its sweetest smile. My tongue its softest tone. Norman, Arthur B. A. A. He’s the mildest mannered man That ever scuttled ship or cut a throat. Orei eld, Adelaide Girls’ Club; Latin Club; French Club; Scandinavian Club. Popular with man and gal. No xronder that xce call her Pal. Peabody, Orlf.y “Full of teonderful ideas—all just dying to be expressed. Peterson, Hedvig (I. A. A.; Girls’ Club; French Club; Spanish Club; Art Club. Born to draxv, converse, and live at ease. Pereson, Lilla (I. A. A.; (lirls' Club. Blessed art thou xvhosc worthiness gives scope. Place, Josephine (lirls' Club; French Club; Spanish Club; G. A. A. She'd talk to a pump or a grindstone; She'd talk to herself ruther’n keep still. uni(iii!iiui[(miQ[j![(iiit:;iii rjniiiiiinn[nuii!!wi(uniiKiH)ir c:'iV.iinitrinRfTmrrmr(t HI] Prescott, Ruth G. A. A.; Girls’ Club; Botany Club: French Club. An attentive ear will drain dry A hundred babbling tongues.’’ Puffer, Aileen G. A. A.; Glee Club: French Club: Girls’ Club. you Just tell by looking at her that Babe’s and full of fun? Read, Elizabeth Girls’ Club; G. A. A.; News Staff. Being good's an awful lonesome job. Risvold, Cordelia G. A. A.; News Staff. She not only says the right thing at the right time. But she leaves unsaid the wrong thing at the t cm filing moments. Road, Pearl G. A. A. Modesty is ever the handmaid of virtue. Rognkss, Inga Girls’ Club. She's pucslcd us since the -world began. Rucker, Dorothy G. A. A. Board; Girls’ Club; French Club; I atin Club. She’s a good sport. Russell, Ethel G. A. A.; Girls' Club; Senior Council; French Club; Costume Mistress of Class Play; Secretary of C • B Senior Class. “Capable. jolly, and popular-—wouldn’t it be nice if every one were like Ethel. Saunders, Charles Class Officer; “Green Stockings. Once told I a thousand lies, Then was I in love. Sencir. Antoinette Latin Club; G. A. A.; Girls’ Club. Oh! what may within her abide, Though angel on the outward side.' Shepley, Ruth French Club; Botany Club; Girls’ Club; G. A. A.; Latin Club; Glee Club; Torch Society; Class Play. Her talents are unnumbered.’ Pomeroy, Janet Senior Council; G. A. A.; Girls’ Club; French Club; Latin Club. “Generally speaking, she’s generally speaking.” 1421 Sinclair, Homer He'll surely succeed, for he possesses common sense in a way that's most uncommon. Skjerseth. Mildred Glee Club; Girls Club; G. A. A.; Footlights Club; French Club; News Staff. Pretty to walk with, Witty to talk xrith, And pleasant, too, to think of. Swanson, Alvin b. A. A. A little flirt in ft, now and then, Is relished by the best of men.' Swanson, Ruby G. A. A.; Girls’ Club. Fair she teas aud like a fairy.' Thomas. Donald B. A. A.; Press Club. He loves but one —at a time. Thomas. Ruth Girls’ Club; French Club; G. A. A. Her voice nos like music. Her step as light as the snminer breeze. Walker, William Cadet Club; Footlights (Tub; Class Play. His funny bone urver fails him.' Warren, Charles Agriculture (Tub. He is able who thinks be is able.1 Wenteel, Eileen Girls' Club. Lively, liked, aud laudable. Wheelock, John Cross Country: Track; Agriculture Club; C” Club; Spanish Club; B. A. A. This young man is one who knows How the corn, the spud 01 the watermelon grows. Wilder. Marian G. A. A.; Girls’ Club; French Club; Torch Society. She's as stubborn as a mule—besides her soil has plenty of kick in it. Williams, David B. A. A.; Cadet Corps; Cartoon Club. I’m going to be fair and fat until I'm forty.' iiiiHimiaJiiii %v r i «i MiiMBiiMflirMnai Austin. Mabel Glee Club; Girl ’ Club; G. A. A. It's easier to net our lessons than to explain u hy you haven't out them. Wilmot, Ruth Footlights Club: I ttin Club; Girls' Club; Glee Club; Robin Hood : Mikado : Erminie”; Botany Club; G. A. A.; French Club. Her heart has room for every joy—and every boy. Wilson, Elmo A head to contrive, a tongue to persuade, and a hand to execute. W'ixget, Charlotte Girls' Club; G. A. A.; Class Play: French Club; Torch Society. It's a well known fact. She sure can act. Winter, Robert George Washington's dead; Abraham Lincoln's dead—and I’m not feeling so very well myself. Wolff, Ella Girls’ Club; Library Board; G. A. A.; French Club; News Staff. A smile was alzeays on her face. She was a model to her race. Wright, Dorothy G. A. A.; French Club; Girls Club. We're a bunch of stammers, 'tis true. Hut we couldn't find any for you. English, Marian Girls’ Club; French Club. Talks little, so how can we tell what she thinks. Kimm, Virginia Girls’ Club; Spanish Club; G. A. A. She needs no eulogy; she speaks for herself.' Berkey, Warren B. A. A.; Spanish Club. He is a man. take him for all in all, I shall not look upon his like Lynch, Charles He relies on his imagination for both his facts and his Jokes. Brandt. Harriet Jolly, yet serious; fundovino. yet sincere. Rose, Molly .d true friend is the most valued possession. ( iinnmiiitii 144] DECEMBER CLASS HISTORY FOL K short years ago another installment of tiny youngsters were taken to the bosom of our Alma Mater. They were we—and we were her faithful servitors. At each assembly the balcony would ring with our enthusiastic shouts for the heroes of 1919. Very soon we became Sophomores with a capital “S.” These wise-acres became club members and people of affairs; nevertheless, we enjoyed the rule of the “Smallpox King,” who liberated us from school for a few weeks. Juniors at last! Society became our hobby and our knowledge of United States history became extensive. Then, suddenly, another milestone was passed. We were Seniors. In application of the principles of government, we organized. We chose George Bush president, Harriett Campbell vice president, Ethel Russel secretary, and Robert Cargill treasurer. Mr. Rogers and Miss Schoepp guided us on our way of learning. According to custom, we entertained the A Seniors with a gay “Sunlight,” and soon we stepped into their place. Again we selected our officers. George Bush and Harriett Campbell were reelected ; Camille Bangs and Charles Saunders became our secretary and treasurer, respectively, and committees were chosen. Mr. Kucnstcr was our adviser, and Mr. Mulligan aided him. for Miss Schoepp left her rule over the history book to reign over the cook book. To our minds, “Green Stockings” was the most successful class play ever undertaken at Central, thanks to the excellent tutelage of Miss Marian 11. Wash and to our talented actors. At last our “Prom” was merrily danced away, and smiles and tears mingled as our class day drew to its close. Then the final night, triumphant but heart-rending—we are Alumni. («$1 DECEMBER, 1922 JANUARY, 1937. the “Deluge” began! Before 1 go on with my story, 1 shall explain the word “Deluge.” My last book, “Memories,” had caused such a furore that I received over a hundred letters, all from my former classmates at Central. The first letter came from Albert Allard, successor to David Belasco. He was now producing “Gilded Wings,” written by Laura Lawless, starring Dorothy Cutler. He further informed me that Harry Craddick was leading man, Donovan Arnold his publicity manager. David Ackerson his master electrician, and Ethel Ashla his mistress of properties. Ray Dungan, the dramatic critic on the New York World, was very enthusiastic about the play. I opened a letter from Paris, France, and 1 found to my pleasant surprise that it was from the famous modiste, Camille Bangs. Edith Balcome and Edith Bouley assisted Camille in her shop. A large, official-looking document, post-marked Washington. D. C., was next. Charles Lynch’s name was signed first, for he was Speaker of the House. Following were the signatures of Charles Barger, Grant Barnard, Beatrice Becker. Anna Berg, Warren Berkey and George Janicke, representatives from all parts of the United States. I picked up the next letter with a gasp, for there at the top of the page was a small picture of Clifford Blix, and under it were inscribed the words, “Dancing Instructor.” He told me he was responsible for the success of Margaret Dye, now Marguerite De Lane. Florence Blomgren sent a note telling me she was a buyer at Donaldson's. Dorothy Buchanan wrote me from a girl’s school in Terre Haute, where she was the president. Burfening Circus! So Norton had a circus, I thought, as I read the letter telling me of the classmates who were in his company. Lilia Percson, Antoinette ii«nwH(mi iiiunttiii) jr9iHiiiiwitKtiiiiwrninuKiitnf?!aiittiHnHfmitBwpSTOTW [46] Sengcr, and Mildred Xissen were bareback riders. Gordon McDonald, assisted by Kenneth Jesperson and Burton Campbell, was the most famous trapeze performers in the circus. Ambassador to Turkey, George Bush had just prevented war between the United States and Turkey, his secretary. Alice Fleming, wrote me. She also said she had met Andrew McBlain, a missionary. Catherine Byrnes and Ethel Russell were Dean and Home Visitor respectively at Central. Harriett Campbell had taken Beatrice Fairfax’s place and was conducting a column for the lovelorn in the Journal. Maurice Hougher. business manager for La Reign Hunter, concert pianist, sent a beautiful portrait of La Reign to me. A letter came from Janet Pomeroy and John Janovec. who were touring the Orpheutn Circuit with a skit called “Talkers.” Eric Johnson sent me a copy of the Seattle Tribune, of which he was editor. Another letter post-marked Washington, D. C. 1 opened with a feeling of wonderment. It was from Borghild Gunstad, first lady of the land. She spoke of Marian Wilder, who was the wife of the Secretary of State. The last letter I picked up was front Doctor Charles Saunders and his charming wife, formerly Charlotte Winget. Here was the end of my deluge of letters. Now, must I get busy and answer them ? IIIIUllllDMIll [47] TT'OR the first time in the history ■ ■ of Central High School, a class was graduated in March. Inasmuch as a return to the two-semester system is planned next year, the distinction of being the only March graduates goes to the 34 students whose names appear on the following pages. jnik Vir [48] r ■■; � '-y • ■ � - V1 UCAWJLP H nilJOiN HflPWMLJ TMCnPSD'i L(r 08(. N TOUTW '• i' • r� «� c.« oc 'jT j� tt t'wr.voe otc«f_t« � ' -MG NViSAVAJ T cosu Cn %,.- v •«. • V v.5. a� ?-. .'cc. 93 ■: ■■« ■.■ A.,.,dh � ♦. i � ■ -ffa r? •.' '� -+ , ..rt� . g- CLASS LETTER Dear Fkixow Classmates : WIi HAVE finished four years at Central, four years in which we have hoped, worked and achieved, years in which our intimate association has instilled in us the highest standards of American manhood and womanhood Every nerve, fiber and grain of character in us has been so molded and shaped that we can give our very best to God and our country. As we search for some means of showing our gratitude and appreciation for the wonderful efforts, help and sacrifices of those who have so greatly indebted us, it seems to me that we can best show our greatest gratefulness by struggling for the high ideals of honor and citizenship which they have taught us. VVe hesitate on the threshold, fearing to break the bonds of love and friendship for dear old Central. They shall not be broken! We shall, forever, love the fighting spirit of old Central and the class of March. ’23. Sincerely. Your President. DON HAMILTON. I: VS -: • • MisiiiifUiwrcwiiiM f49] lt� !!WiWtll«HUIiaiWllllWiiMI«!)tll A axes, Harold B. A. A. Full of wise saws and modern instances.' Bakkk, Stanley Football ’21, 72; Class Day Program; R. A. A.; C Club; Senior Council. “ HX lot' the people! Bergquist, Ehrling B. A. A.; Class Valedictorian; Scandinavian Club; Latin Club; Cadet Club. And gladly wolde he lerne and gladly teche. Broten, Martin Reading maketh a full man: conference a ready man, and writing an exact man. Browai.o. Alfred Track ’22. 73. Mature might stand up and say to all the world, ‘This teas a man'.’ Carlisle, Edgar Football 70. 71. 72; C Club; R. A. A. My only hooks ll'ere woman's looks, And folly's all they've taught me. ClIRISTOIHIERSOX, EvKRETT True happiness consists not in the friend, hut in the worth and choice. Craigie. Barbara ll'e arc sure that at some time in her history she must have stcallowed the dictionary. ' Edberg, Alice Nothing rarer than real goodness.' Eii e, John Hi Y Club; R. A. A. He lived at peace with all mankind. Hambleton. Harold To him a frolic was a high delight: A frolic tvottld he hunt for day and night.' Hamilton, Don Class President; Hi-V; Senior Council. A good executive is born, not made. mw«ni«iUMrim fnBftiiiinMWiwiJ(anHiiiiiw (ni u'ii imn n Vjt [SO] La Polk, Ruth Spanish Club. Beloved from pole to pole.' Linton. Helen Girls' Club. “Experience is by industry achieved And perfected by the swift course of time! McKen .ik, Eloise She’s not so tall, and not so small, But she’s full of vivacity.” McLaughlin, Lawrence Track ’20, ’21, 22. '23; Hi-Y Club; C Club; B. A. A.; Press Club; News Staff. “A fig for care, and a fig for woe. If I can't pay, why I can owe.” Magnusson, Cyrus Class Treasurer; Football 21, ’22; Basketball '22. •23; C Club. Blessed be thy Ixtskct! Munson, George I’m fond of eating cake.' Olson, Orval B. A. A. Beauties in vain their pretty eyes may roll. Ostergren, Eugene French Club. The man that hath no music in himself. And is not moved by concord of street sounds Is fit for treasons, stratagems and spoils ' Prestrude, Lillian Girls' Club. 44Good sens and yood nature arc never separated.” Rieke, Maurice A good character gives splendor to youth.' Scheimo, Kenneth To act trith common sense is the greatest wisdom known, Stevenson, Retta Girls’ Club. There’s nothing ill can dwell in such a temple.' s-;. ■ jvwiBnmiiniiiHfwieiiiiiniriiiwMjjnjiiHiKnimiiiiiuiimmiiaHffRscauiiniiiuiRiiwsr iHii [51] Jankkk. Joskpii “All possibilities are in his hands.' Kirton, Keith Debating Team; B. A. A. profess not talking, only this. Let each iron do his best. Stoddard. Markkk Football ’21; Hockey ’22; C Club. Hail, fellow, well met. Thompson, Barbara Clan Vice Prc ident; Senior Council. The only thought in the world that is worth anything is free thought. Trumm, Lindren Class Secretary; News Staff. don’t know why we like her, never tried to see, For I just have a feeling It's just because she’s she. Tyxdalk, Hamilton An' so he'd set an' flosserfise About the earth an' sea an' skies. An’ scratch his head an' ask the cause Of w'at there was before time teas. Weisman, Harold B. A. A. I would live to study, and not study to live. Sampson, Elmer Is thy strength in thy mind, thy hand, or hair. And who is thy Delilah fairf Zimmerman, Louis He is so little to be so large! Il'hy a train of cars on a whalcback barge Couldn't carry the freight Of the monstrous weight Of all his qualities good and great. [521 I. MARCH. 1923 Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary. Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore— While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping— Lazily. I dragged myself from my comfortable chair in my apartment on the Rue dc la Paix. 1 opened the door, and through the darkness I could see the familiar face of Harold Weisman. He told me that he had just returned from a tour of the world and that he had seen many of his old classmates scattered in the four corners of the earth. I learned that Khrling Berquist is now a detective of renowned fame. He is responsible for placing Alfred Browald in the prison at Sing Sing. Alfred is a police-eluding bootlegger. Louis Zimmerman, the world famous bacteriologist, has traveled over the world many times in search of a new microbe. He finally found one on Joseph Janike’s kangaroo farm in New Zealand. George Munson, the great Russian naturalist, is drafting a new plant called Gasless Garlic, and it seems to be a great hit on the Paris markets. One member of the old class is having a successful season at Winter Garden. She is the great Russian Ballet Dancer, Linden Trumm. Spain is simply going wild over the very popular “Tow-headed Toreador,” who is making a tour of the country. Back in the old days folks called him Stanley Bakke. Monsieur Cyrus Magnusson. is the most talked of man in the world, at least among the ladies, lie is the most popular .modiste in Paris, because he sets the styles for the whole world, while Harold Aancs, the great financier, has caused a great panic in Wall Street by his cunning trickery. He is down at Palm Beach, at present, laughing over the ruin which he has caused. Don Hamilton, the noted violinist, in an outbreak of temper characteristic of him. rushed into the streets of Madrid, scantily clad, to recover his bow necktie which was stolen by a mysterious stranger. The thief was caught by Khrling Bergquist’s assistant, Klmer Sampson, and was found to Ik none other than Orval Olson, the “Daring Daylight Dandy.” who the police have been trying to catch ever since he wore knickerbockers. Harold has just left me. and again I find myself alone, but I am happy because 1 can dwell in the memories of the famous class of March ’23. Vir [SJJ rrasaiz jsjsi JUNE, 1923 FIRST CHOICE Elizabeth Hartzell_______ Lee Short................ Marion Gillum............ Ljaul Kranz.............. Ann Motley............... Bert Hebner.............. Dagmar Anderson.......... Paul Kranz............... Anna Johnson............. Tauno Pajari............. Virginia Mitchell........ George Kilgriff.......... Elizabeth I Iartzell..... Lee Short................ Anna Johnson............. James Hill............... Margaret Pace............ Paul Kranz............... Charlotte Howard......... Lee Short................ Ann Motley............... Paul Kranz............... Charlotte Howard......... Lee Short................ Anna Johnson............. George Kilgriff.......... Stella Porter ........... Emerson Woodward......... Eliza bet i i H a rtzell. Lee Short................ .. . .Most Popular Girl. ... ... .Most Popular Boy.... ......Classiest Girl...... ......Classiest Boy....... .. . Most Talkative Girl... ...Most Talkative Boy... ... .Best Looking Girl.... ... .Best Looking Boy.... ......Quietest Girl....... ......Quietest Boy........ ......Smartest Girl....... ......Smartest Boy........ ......Wittiest Girl....... ......Wittiest Boy........ .. .Most Bashful Girl---- . .. .Most Bashful Boy.... ......Cutest Girl......... ......Cutest Boy.......... . .Most Courteous Girl... . .Most Courteous Boy... ......Best Fussee......... ......Best Fusser -------- . .Most Generous Girl... ...Most Generous Boy... .. .Most Studious Girl. .. . .Most Studious Boy... .. .Busiest Looking Girl... ... Busiest Looking Boy... ..Best AH Around Girl.. ..Best All Around Boy.. SECOND CHOICE .Charlotte Howard ____Ben Van Sant .... Beatrice Strite .........Lee Short . Adeline Feinstien ..George Townsend .Char lott e 11 ow a rd ......Lloyd James .Miriam Christoph ......Donald Carr ... Gertrude Payne .........Lee Short .Adeline Feinstien ....Dick Lathrop .Miriam Christoph ......Donald Carr Jean Ann Morrison ..Randolph Frazee Elizabeth Hartzell ____Ben Van Sant .....Helen Trent ..Randolph Frazee Eliza bet i i H artzf.ll ....Ben Van Sant ... Gertrude Payne .....Robert Edgar Eli z a bet i i II a rtzell .........Lee Short . CHarlotte Howard ___Ben Van Sant MiiijiM 1541 CLASS LETTER Fellow Classmates: After having finished the required high school course, we, the members of the graduating class of June '2.?. arc leaving Central with record unsurpassed by any previous classes. Many of us are to be scattered to “the four winds.” but none of us will ever forget the spirit of dear old Central. During our four years as students of the Red and Blue, we developed from green freshmen into real wide-awake, refined, ambitious young men and women. We have tried to express our ideals by promoting scholarship, social activities, and school spirit. These are some of the things we wish to have instilled deep in the hearts of those to follow us. But without the guidance and helping hand of our teachers and parents, it is doubtful as to what would have been the outcome of our now glorious triumph. We possibly owe more to our faculty and home folks than anyone else for aiding us when the load became heavy. In a short time we shall become alumni of Central, and let us always be a booster and admirer of our dear Alma Mater. Sincerely. Your President. LEE SHORT. iimiUwiaHiii (351 Vjt Aamot, Mki.va CJirls Club: Spanish Club; fi. A. A.; Class Play: New Staff; Latin Club. Her air is so modest, her aspect so meek. So simple yet su-eet are her charms. Abels, Doris Girls' Club; (� . A. A.; Class Play. Gentle of speech, beneficent of mind. Ai.m, Vernik Band; Orch-Mra: (Her Club; Robin Hood ; Mikado : “Ertninic”; B. A. A. Character is th • sum of those things which we do in resistance. Ai.mquist, Mildred Clirls’ Club; Scandinavian Club. Here's to the girl who's good and sweet. Here’s to the girl who’s true— In other words, here’s to yon. Anderson. Ai.bin B. A. A. Cheerful and courteous, full of manly grace. Anderson, Dacmar dice Club; (.iris’ Club; C«. A. A. Oh. she will sing the savageness out of a bear. Anderson, Gertrude (I. A. A.: Botany Club. She xcas made for happy thoughts. Anderson. Lester Basketball. Though modest, on his unembarrassed brow-, Nature had written 'gentleman.' Arbury, Donald Latin Club; Class Play; Senior Assembly Program. A passion for the dramatic art is inherent in the nature of a man. Asfalt, Philip Wranglers’ Club; Spanish Club: Radio Club; Ccn-tralian Staff; B, A. A. The ungrown glories of his beamy hair. Ayers, Charles News Staff; Chess Club; Cadet Corps; Lunch Room Committee. jolly and true, happy fellow. Bade. Wilbur Hi-Y Club; Wranglers; Latin Club; Cadet Corps. I know you are full of good nature. [56] Baii.y, Mary Spanish club. She's as virtuous as she is lair. Banks, George Radio Club: B. A. A. Trotsilence provides for me. And I am well content. Beiiisniuan. Beatrice (•iris’ Club; ( • A. A.; French Club; Spani-h Club. “Her eyes like stars of twilight fair. Like twilight took her dusky hair. Belair, John B. A. A.; Ccnlralian Staff. The marvels which his pencil wrought! Bell, Margaret Class Play; Footlights Club: Torch Society: Latin Club; Quest Staff: French Club; Girls’ Club. The girl to do her duty, And where to find her equal 'twould he very hard to tell. Bknn. Dorothy Girls' Chib; News Staff. She is as good as she is fair. Bergman, Parker Spanish Club; B. A. A. Bashfulness is the ornament of youth. Bersing. Signe (I. A. A.: (lirls’ Club; Latin Club. And even her failings leaned to virtuous side. Bitter man, Ruth (J. A. A.; Girls' Club. Her face is fair, her heart is true. Bl.l.V KEN BURG, HaROI.D Orchestra; B. A. A. Il'hen 1 ope toy lips, let no dog hark, Blocker, Delmar Scandinavian Club; Class Play. He did with cheerful toil! It'hat others talked of while their hands were still. Bloomquist, May (I. A. A.; (lirls’ Club. Among the changing months. 'Mav' stands confessed, The sweetest,” 157] riiiiiili«iiaiiiiiiiBnii4S§ tfkww Vjt iiiiiwit(iwoinT{iciiiiii c jinitnw{!iiuicHri .TiiiKi?ri n'!iirn‘in!i«fi riirnii Bolander, Eric Basketball; Baseball; “C Club. And would you sing, and rival Orpheus' strainT' Bolikr. Arthur B. A. A. Sigh no more, ladies, sigh no more; Men were deceivers ever. One foot in sea, and one on shore. To one thing constant never.” Borgen, Clayton «• loves to chat with the girls, I know.1 Bracklow, Grael B. A. A.; Glee Club. I could not in a palace find A truer heart than his. Bristow. Lila G. A. A.; Girls’ Club; French Club; Class Play. ‘‘IVher'ere her footsteps went. She teas the Queen of Merriment.” Brown, Helen Girls’ Club; G. A. A.; Lat'n Club; Spanish Club. ‘7 love my duty, love my friend. Love truth and merit to defend.” Brown, Marjorie Girls’ Club; G. A. A.; Orchestra. ‘‘There is a garden in her face IVhere roses and while lilies grow. Bruno, Grey Latin Club; Press Club; Wranglers Club; News Staff; B. A. A. “Why wert thou named for a heart Thou'rt not brutish, but mild and fair.” Brunsei.l, Gladys (•iris’ Club; Scandinavian Club. ‘‘A merry heart maketh a cheerful countenance.' Burns. Lester To talk without effort is. after all. the great charm of talking. Butler, Leo '7 hate nobody.” Carlson, Aster Fearless virtue bringeth boundless grace.' iiliilini 158] Carlson, Mayme Girls’ Club; Botany Club. What she wills to do or say Scents wisest, virtuousest, discrectest. best.' Carlton, Gladys G. A. A.; Glee Clnb; Girls’ Club; Spanish Club. Small and fair. Choice and rare. Carr. Donald Football ’21. ‘22; Track. 21. ’22; Tennis ’21. '22; Club. '7n rNNiiinp a race or playing football. This is the Carr that beats them all. Chau pun, Glenn Radio Club; Benzene Ring. A big, true hearted, industrious fellow.1 Chapman. Merlin A good reputation is a fair estate. Chase, Hartford Cadet Club; Cadet Corps. Diana was the Goddess of the chase In ancient days, a Grecian name she bore; Put now that Grecian name has given place To one which of the Irish savours more. Christenson, Dorothy G. A. A.; Girls’ Club; Botany Club. This is it nice place. 1 hate to leave. Christoph. Miriam G. A. A.; Girls’ Club; Latin Club; French Club; Torch Society. It's pleasant to took on that mild blushing face. So sweetly adorned with feminine grace. Clark. Llewellyn Glee Club; ’’Robin Hood”; ’’Mikado.” Real xvorth requires no interpretation.' Clucas, Arthur Radio Club. He that well his work beginneth The rather a good end he winneth. Cole, William Warren Debate; Wranglers’ Club; B. A. A.; Ccn-tralian Staff; School Debate Team. Turn to the press; Its teeming sheets survey. Collier, Bessie G. A. A.; Girls’ Club; Spanish Club. Her ways are ways of pleasantness. And all her marks are A’s. SrriSMiiw iiiitiwii winiCTiiaini! . iiiiH C 59 J Cook, Kermit Stage Force; B. A. A. O! Blessed with temper whose unclouded ray Can make tomorrow chcerfuless today.” Cook. Theodore Every man to his like. I'm for the cook!” Cornell, Lew Botany 'lull; f 3t!n Club: Spanish Club; Orchestra; Band; Quest Staff; B. A. A. Every inch a man. But more man than inches Cotter. Dorothy flirls’ .Club. She i.t kind hearted and serviceable in all the relations of life. Cox, Edith X ws Staff. Her cheeks like apple’ which the sun had ruddied.” Crick. Marjorie Oirls Club. She will briny thee all together. .-Ill delights of summer weather. Crouse. Ivamak Botany Club. “l.et her but live entirely to her own fancy, And she'll never say a word to you from morning till night.” Culver, Beatrice C. A. A.; Curls’ Club; French Club; Footlights Club; Foot I :ghts Plays. She’s a winsome wee thing.” Dm.k. Margaret (•iris' Club: (•. A. A. el smile and a good word for everyone.' Day. Cora flirts’ Club; Cr. A. A. “Sweet day, so sweet, so calm, so bright.” Dear min, Jerome Football; Basketball; “C” Club. el true and brave and dotonright honest man: Dennis, Dorothy Orchestra; Latin Club; (iiris’ Club; (•. A. A. was always an early riser. (f)” ( mitiL' wniiismii iiiiiiiuv Dii iGiiimnii jin TiiiiiuinuiiauiniiDiiniii 160] De Smith. Katherine Botany flub; Girls’ t lub; Art Club. “There's witchcraft in your lips, Kate. Dinsmore, Gertrude Girls’ Club; Latin Club; Botany Club; C� . A, A. .■I nice person, neither too tall nor too short. .Vct'fr foolishly affronted, and void of affectations. Dobbins, Martha Botany Club: G. A. A.; Girls’ Club; Basketball; Volley Ball: Track. We like our Martha, her h art is so true. She always stands by the Red and Pine. Doki.tz, Kari. B. A. A. Golden hair like sunlight 'treaming.' Donahoo, Mary Girls’ Club. Is thy name Mary, maiden fairf Such should, methinks. its music be. Dccart, Laura A'or ever failed a friend. Duxnus, Bf.ui.aii Girls’ Club; Spanish Club; l-itin Club. Her deep blur eyes smile constantly. Eastman, Frances G. A. A.; G ris’ Club; I'rench Club; Latin (’lub. Her voice was ever soft, gentle, and low, .-In excellent thin in woman. Edgar, Robert Radio Club; Stn«c Electrician; Torch Society. 7ii mathematics he was (treat. For he could learn by tangents straight If bread or butter wanted weight. Edwardson, Waldo Radio Club; Latin Club; Glee Club; Robin Hood”; “Mikado”; Erminie. He has common senje which is indeed, uncommon.' Elmbcrc. John HiY; Radio Club; Cites Club; Class Play; B. A. A.; Scandinavian Club. Of a joyous mind and strong.” Ennis, Erma Spanish Club; G. A. A. ot only good, but good for something. VlT r 6i i unwHmBmiifliiiianiiiHiai ::rdismsarramfli agcarfigTyf gg IKtlWitWlllta lHWiailtWIlWWiHHWIWl Exquist, John B. A. A. am a man. and nothing that concerns a man do I deem a mailer of indifference to me. Erickson, Maxfokd •r Club; Football; B. A. A.; Cadet Club. A quiet, unassuming chap. Evans. Dorothy Girls’ Club; Spanish Club; French Club; G. A. A. Such a whirlpool in her head, of fun and mischief. Everett, Norma Girls’ Club; French Club; G. A. A.; Senior Council: Ccntralian Staff. She is good to look upon and heller yet to know. Feetham, Lillian Orchestra; Girls' Club; Spanish Club. Site wields a wicked how.' Fein stein. Adeline Girls’ Club; Class Play: G. A. A.; French Club. She’s small, hut so is a slick of dynamite. Fischer, Alice Girls’ Club. “The silent fisher lakes his silent stand— She deserves a gold-fish. Fju.dk, Pauline Girls’ Club; Scandinavian Club. There are eyes half defiant. Half meek, and compliant. Fletcher, Lucille Girls’ Club; G. A. A.; Robin Hood ; Class Play. There’s not much of her, hut zee like every inch of it.” Foley, Florence Botany Club. Melancholy is the pleasure of being sad.' Ford. Mildred Botany Club; Girls' Club; G. A. A. ITitty and sparkling all the day. Forsyth, Norma Girls’ Club; G. A. A. Thought and virtue work in silence. Frank, Joseph Frankly mow. is yonr first name Joseph? Frazke, Randolph Hi-Y; Library Board; New Staff; Ccntralian Staff; ( las Play. Life's a jest. Freeman, Genevieve Her jolly air and fund of wit Are aliwys sure to make a hit.' French. Wii.uam Class Play; Cadet Corps; Hi-Y. IVho rejoiced in a joke, and relished a pun. Gamble. Jean lirls’ Club; Torch Society; Latin Club; Scandinavian Club; G. A. A. IVork is my recreation. GaRNES, VALBORG Torch Society; (I. A. A.; Scandinavian Club; Latin Club. She's a bonny xeee thing. Gee. Margaritf. To know her teas to love her.' Ghostly, Phyllis G. A. A.; Spanish Club; Girls' Club. An inviting eye, yet methinks right modest.' Giessel. Paul He looks quiet in school—but oh myf Gillum, Marian Girl ’ Club; French Club. Clocks were made to point out the hours.' Gilmore, Jean Girls' Club. The thing that goes the farthest toward making life worthwhile That costs the least, and does the most, is just a pleasant smite. Goebel, Margherita Botany Club; Girls’ Club; G. A. A. And true she is. as she hath proved it, [63] Gordon, Grace Latin Club; Girls' Club. To those who know thee not no wonts eon faint. And those who know thee, know all words are amt. Granger, Roland Agricultural Club. Albeit in a general way A solemn man am . Green, Stuart Robin Hood ; Mikado ; “Mciiiah ; “Creation ; Erminic”; Class Play Staff: B. A. A. It’s a whole lot better to be small and mighty, than a big dead one. Griffin, Mklva A griffin so I’m told is a very ugly beast, but a sweeter ffirl than yon can't be found in ll'est or Hast. Grinder, Armond Agriculture Club; B. A. A.; Band. He did nothing in particular and he did it well. Gronning, Oget Girls' Club. Prudent, quiet, and alteays right Gunderson, Myrtle f«. A. A.; Girls’ Club. All things come to those who wait—even graduation. II a islet, Audrey tlirls Club; (I. A. A. The good points of this maiden really quite astound us. And when we came to put them down, we found the task beyond us. IIallan. Celeste Botany Club. H'hose large blue eyes, fair locks and snowy hands might shake the saintship of an anchorite. Hansen, Mary Latin Club; French Club; tlirls Club; Orchestra; Glee Club; Robin Hood ; “Mikado. If yon want a thing done and done well, ask Mary. Hanson, Betty Thy smile can make a summer where darkness else would be. Hanson. Anne tlirls’ Club; G. A. A. A cloud of yellow hair stands 'round about her ear. iiuiininimiiiiiswiiiiiniwiKiiBiimiim 1641 Hanson, Edna • ■iris' Club; (J. A. A. Sincerity and faithfulness first of alt. Hanson. Kcth Iirl� Club; 11. A. A. Possessing charm that is most gracious.' Marty. Harry el hearty good fellow. Hartzei.l, Elizabeth Iirl?v Club; Footlights Club; Senior Council: Associate Editor Centralian Staff; 'lass Vice-Pres -dent: Footlights Plays; Torch Society: Editor-in-Chief of Quest. The gifts of genius are far greater than the gtvers themselves venture to sn 'tose. Hbbnkr. Adelbert Editor in-Chief of New : Ccntralian Staff: Footlights Club: Class Play Staff; Senior Council. Great in journalism. Is not every able editor a ruler of the world, being the persuader of alt Henderson. George Cadet Corps; Spanish Club. Hothing hinders me or daunts me. 11 bn n eg it a n . Florence French Club; Glee Club; Girls’ Club; Botany Club; G. A. A. Do you not know I am a woman? ll'hat I think, I speak. Heneman, Harlow Hi-Y; Cadet Corps; 11. A. A.; Library Board; Wranglers’ Club; Debate Team: News Staff. just give him time, and by his might He'll prove to you that black is white. 11ENNESSY, L« RKAINE (iirls’ Club; Spanish Club. The Lord loveth a cheerful giver.' Hewitt. Elizabeth Girls’ Chib: Botany Club. I would do anything for a friend. Higkik. Verna Her' manners were exrr sweet and harmonious. Hinshaw, Neal b. A. A. Silence is as deep as eternity; Speech is as shallow as time. •aiinimiift iffiliiilHlii 165] iaillKly|lS5)H1!]l«¥RtlUll!lllllliyi! Vjt Ilol.EN, Ha .KX Girls' Club: Art Club; G. A. A. A friend to have and keep for e'er. Hoi.mrs, Ronald Warren Debate; Track; C” Club; Football; Spanish Cltib. You eat and tauuh so much yon must he a folly fellow.” Holt, Katherine (•iris’ Club; G. A. A.; French Club. ‘‘el little, pretty, witty, charming, darling she.' Howard, Charlotte Girls’ Club; French Club; Class Treasurer; Senior Council; Centralian Staff. Executive power and good looks hat she. She is a peach we all agree.” Hl’mk, William He knew what is what. IIctchixson, Edwin Cross Country; Ili-Y; Track; “C Club; Debate; Cadet Corps. “ it arguing, too. our Edwin shoived his skill. And e'en though vanquished he could argue still.” Jacobson, Margaret g. a. A. I love truth very much, hut I do not love martyrs at all.” J a mrs, Lloyd Managing' Editor of Centralian; Red and Blue Book; Hi-Y; B. A. A.; Cadet Corps; Press Club; Footlights Club: News Staff: Cadet Officers’ Club; Class Play; Hockey; Track: Cadet Club. Lightly he flits from fair to fair. J a nock, Edith “Here's to the girl who doesn't shirk; Here's to the girl xcho does her work. Jkxskx, Florence Girls’ Club; I.atin Club; G. A. A. The dimple that thy cheek contains has hcanty in its reward.’' Johansen, Muriki. Girls' Club; I.atin Club; Spanish Club; G, A. A. Our sweet voiced warbler.” Johnson. Anna Torch Society. If yon want a knowing one. by few am I supplanted.” ViT 1661 Johnson, Charles “A look of intelligence in man is what regularity of features is in woman. Johnson, Edrie C. A. A.; Girls Club; French Club. How noble and innocent. Johnson, Elizabeth G. A. A.; Girls’ Club. Nature never framed a woman's heart of Better stuff than that of Good Queen ness.' Johnson, Estklla Latin Club; Girls' Club. Her father's name is Johnson, and that’s her Name too. How tong that name will suit her is question for two. Johnson. Evelyn live for those who love me. Johnson, [one Girls’ Club; G. A. A. This lass so neat H'irh smile so street Johnson. Lillian The most manifest sign of cheerfulness is eon tinned cheerfulness. Johnson, Mablk G. A. A.; Tennis: Volley Ball; Swinim ng; Track; Baseball, Jolly and clever. Athletic and carefree. Johnson, Raymond B. A. A.; Baseball Manaxcr. A silent man is difficult to know. Jon nson, Walter Scandinavian Club. He’s often seen but not heard. Though little he says, he means every word. Johnstone. Inez Sincerity, sweetness, void of pride. Keij.y, Hai. Spanish Club. He is of honor surely observing. MiRilHIll [67] iohiu ‘ SS w diiiiiiimiinifmtiumiiBntiii riiiiiijnp.iuwimaminiaiJiR mi niiiiniirrrwi'm Kemerer, Robert He has opinions of his own. Keniston, Dorothy '‘Dorothy : “Robin Hood : Mikado”; G. A. A.; Girls' Club; News Staff; ('las Play. Calmly, serenely, she treads life’s troy. Kilgriff, George Centralist! Staff; News Staff: Red and Blue Book; Class Play; Torch Society: Press flub. There is great ability in knowing how to cover one’s ability. Kjerland. Iva Girls’ Club; G. A. A.; French Club. The secret of being lovely is being unselfish: KlX PP, Cl.ARF.NCE Silence is more eloquent than words.' Knudtson, Gladys Girls’ Club; Class Play; Winner School Music Contest 23. You touch the ivory keys with so much skill That you can sway us to what moods you trill. Kramer, Leona Girls’ Club; Botany Club; G. A. A.; Torch Society. A woman of reason, never grave out of pride, never gay out of season. Kranz. Paul News Staff: Centralist! Staff; Press Club; Class Play; Footlights Plays Staff. The only man who really is what he appears to be. is— A gentleman. Kravic, Clarence ft's the little things that count.' Kravig, Halfpan B. A. A. Ripe for exploits and mighty enterprises: A man of work. Kubat, Alvera Art Club; Girls’ Club; Spanish Club; G. A. A.; Ccntralian Staff. chatter, chatter as I go. La hi.. Ruth Girls' Club; Botany Club. The mildest manners, the kindest heart. !.ARSON. DELBERT Speak of me os I am; nothing extenuate or set down ought im malice Lathrop, Richard Senior Council: Stage Manager: Rooter King; Centralist! Staff: Radio Cl� il ; Class Play; Glee Club; B. A. A. Come on. Central! Let's go!” Lauren, John Football; Hi-Y Club; Cadet Club. I don't say much, I guess I must be shy.' Leaf, Everett Turn the leates until you come to this one. and here you will find many pleasant things. I.kntnkr. Georoe IVit is mighty. Leslie. Adelaide Girls Club; G. A. A. ‘‘A light heart lives long. Leslie, Gladys Girls’ Club; G. A. A.; French Club; I.a� in Club; Quest Staff. Her books end heart Will never part.” Lespkrance. Sidney Hockey; Baseball; Football; Basketball. Such men are dangerous.” Lewis, Dorothy Girls' Club; Art Club; Spanish Club; G. A. A.; New Staff. A smile for all, a welcome, glad. A jovial, coaxing way she had.” Libby, Calvin Football; Baseball; Track; Basketball; Tennis; C” Club. A veritable Postoffice, he has received so many letters from Central.” Lien liter. Grace G. A. A.; Girls' Club; Botany Club; News Staff; l atin Club; Spanish Club. When our grace we have forgot Nothing goes right.” I.ili.ijord, Arthur Orchestra; Football: B. A. A. He may be shy, but he’ll gel by.” r 691 AT . iiii� iiliuiia)liuiiuinHiw S§ sPiff wuniraiiiHiwiaiiiuiiiciiiwiiffimiimiaiuimisiittniiiaKfnj iumiimiiitrjwm PIWIMMHUlMilWJHim Lixdell, Cecelia Hath the spirit of all beauty Blessed you in the path of dutyf’ I i.ndiijem. Leona Girls’ Club; G. A. A. Shy, modest and sincere.' I.OBDELL, A XX A G. A. A.; Girls’ Club; Spanish Club. Kinder and sweeter none could be. Lof.hr, Lauren Wranglers' Club; Debate Team; Cadet Corps. Silence profound and an impressive look.' Loving, Thelma News Staff; Centralian Staff; Press Club; Girls’ Club; Class Play. Her habit of getting up late, you’ll agree. She carries too far when I say That she oftentimes breakfasts at five o'clock tea And dines on the following day. Loysen, Edna Girls' Club; G. A. A. So neat and fair And on the square. Luxi crex. Alice Her very quietness attracts.' Luttgrkx, Gertrude Girls' Club; Latin Club; Torch Society. She hath a natural wise sincerity. McCabe, Mildred (•iris’ Club; Spanish Club; French Club; Class Play. She has a brother, but tee won't hold that against her. McCabe, Millard Hi-Y; Library Hoard; Cadet Corps; Class Play; B. A. A. “IIis mother's pride, his sister’s joy. You lucky, curly-headed boy. McLean, Ruth Botany Club; Girls' Club; News Staff. She smiled and all the world was gay. MacDonald, Quentin Footlights Club; Wranglers’ Club; Chess Club; Class Play; Maker of Dreams. A long, lean, likeable chap.” iMilMii Vir iiaiUMiwiaimHOuiiiJwJiMiijJRnimiiiiiMimiKiKmnf iiiHnHiinHowwraaw [70] Marcley, David Orchestra: News Staff: Ccntralian Start; Hi-V; Club; Senior Council: Tennis. He doesn't make much racket but, oh, hix racquet, Margulies, George Let Georue do it; it will be done. Marin, Douglas Hi-Y; I-atin Club. To know him is to admire him. Marshall, Helen Art Club; Spanish Club; Yntralian Staff. Ati excellent student, quiet and serene. Matthes, Daisie The flower of our class. Mattison. Margaret Girls' Club. She's alike to all, she's liked by all. Max son. Jeanette Girls’ Club; Latin Club: G. A. A. There is nothing that is meritorious hut virtue and friendship, and indeed friendship itself is a part of virtue. May hew. Gertrude Girls' Club; Spanish Club: Botany t bib; Quest Staff; New Staff. Full of sweet indifference. Mkdcalk. Myrtklla Girls’ Club; French Club; G. A. A. She was the fairest of the fair; The yentlest of the kind. M ELCH iskdeuk, Hki.en Girls' Club; G. A. A.; llotany Club. Il'hat's in «i name!’ Miller, Eleanor Girls’ Club. Eleanor's always a jolly ilal; And as good a friend ax she is a pal. Miller. Roy Xcw Staff: Centralian Staff; Orchestra; Band; Cadet Club; Spanish Club; (dec Club: Press Club; Robin Hood ; Mikado : Erminic. To lire is not merely to breath, but also to act. feTRini swfffHiiiiiMiiittiiiiMiiuiiitiiitttiiifwijiHiiiiiiiiiHiiioiniiiitniiiiiyrnswriiuiiiiiiiiTHPwwtTttiMi C711 Milne, Ray Sews Staff; Wrangler ’ Club; Press Club; Baseball Manager; Library Board. Men of thought ami men of action Clear the way---- Mixicke, Staxely On their own merits, modest men are dumb.' Mitchell, Virginia Latin Club; Girls' Club; Ccntnlian Staff; Torch Society. More brains than most have You'll find here. And besides she's as cute As a bug’s ear. Mork. LkRoy His first name sounds like teacher’s pet. Rut no one's caught him at it yet. Mokkison, Jean Ann Footlights Club; Girls’ Club; Press Club; Spanish Club; News Staff; Centralian Staff; “The Hoodoo”; “The Bachelor's Dream ; “Rooms to Let”; Class Play; “The Maker of Dreams.” Of all you'tre acted and act you can) IVe liked you best as Pierrette, Jean Ann. Morrow, Luciix G. A. A. The morrotc brings joy to us. Morten sox, Lucile 'or fame I slight nor for her favors call; She comes unlooked for if she comes at all.' Morton, Thomas Hi-Y; Warren Debate ’22; Wranglers’ Club; Rooter King: State Debate; Art Club; Footlights Club: News Staff; Latin Club; Class Play; “Seale and the Sword.” And look before you. e're yon leap. For as you sou you're like to reap. Mutiny, Ann Spanish Club; Girls’ Club; News Staff; Centralian Staff; G. A. A. While men have eyes, or ears, or taste, she'll always find a lover.” Murphy, Frances Oh the Shamrock. The green immortal Shamrock! Nattistead, Fred Manager Cross Country; Manager Track; B. A. A. He seems all the time to be pondering weighty matters. Nelson, Clarence News Staff; B. A. A. So good he's good for nothing.' i Jinimom 1721 Nelson, Eari. Spanish Club; B. A. A. Sometimes I just sit and think and sometimes I just sit. Npxson. Evelyn (i. A. A.; Girls' Club; Scandinavian Club. Good-natured and sunny. Xewburg, Rex B. A. A.: Spanish Club; Chess Club; Cadet Corps. Can any king be half so great. so kind, so good - as If Norton. Theodore Agricultural Club. Generous and unassuming. Ni mmedahl, Elsie G. A. A.; Glee Club; Robin llood ; Erminie. Her voice ivas like the voice the stars had when they sang together. Nyquist, Roy Cadet Corps; Winner of Individual Drill Contest. A fine little fellow, honest, intelligent, and kind. O'CoS N ELL, R A Y MON I Ambition is nothing to me.” Odegaard, Gladys Girls’ Club. My own thoughts are my companions. Ohlssox, Rein hold Scandinavian Club. There is pleasure in knowing one's not a fool like half the people one sees. On me, Lucille Girls' Club; G. A. A.; French Club. Her looks were like «i flower in Mav Her smile was like a summer morn. ' Oien, Constance Glee Club; Girls’ Club; «. A. A.; l-atin Club; News Staff; Press Club; Torch Society. The devil hath not in all his quiver's choice An arrow for the heart like a sweet voice. Ojala, Sophie Girls’ Club; French Club; G. A. A.; I.atin Club; Spanish Club; Torch Society; Press Club. To do easily what is hard for others to do is a mark of talent. 1731 iwiwtiiiwwwwwiiinwiw Oliver. Arlixe l.alin C'ltil : (•iris' Club; Class Play; (I. A. A.; Torch Society. A doctor must be a cheerful giver— One pill for a hake and two for a shiver And three for that awful thing, the liver. Olson , Fred B. A. A.; Stage Manager. “The path of duty is the way to glory. Olson . Walter B. A. A.; Colt Club. II V don't It note you very well. Pack, Margaret Girls' Club: G. A. A.; French Club; Spanish Club; Centralian Staff. Small, but so ‘peppy’ that in anv race H'c have to run our best to keep up ’with this pace. Page, Lavra Botany Club; Girl ' Club. You can learn os much from this Page as yon can front a whole library. Pajari, Tauno May heaven its choicest blessings send On such a man and such a friend. Palmer, Bernice Girls' Club; Orchestra. Music hath charms, so has she. Paulson. Evf.lyn Press Club; Girls’ Club; Spanish Club; G. A. A.; News Staff; Botany Club. She is truly happy who makes others happy. Payne, Gertrude G. A. A.; Torch Society. She considers her studies a lark And she’d die if she got a poor mark. Pederson, Ann G. A. A.; Girls' Club; Latin Club. You can tell what kind of wheels there arc in her head by the spokes that come out of her mouth. Pelton, Lauddie G. A. A. 5 Girls' Club. “So shy. so serene, so quiet. Peterson, Lucile Girls’ Club; G. A. A.; Spanish Club; Frrnch Club; Torch Society. “And. oh! She dances such a way! Xo sun upon an liastcr day Is half so fine a sight. iEEEIiE VjT [74] Peterson, Hay Triangle Club: Cadet Club. ''Popular xcitk his friends. Peterson, Vioi.kt Violet, sweet violet. Pierce, Ruby Footlights Club; Glee Club; G. A. A.: Spanish Club: French Club; Maker of Dreams”; “Robin Hood”; Mikado”; “Erminic : Torch Society; Press Club; Senior Council; News Staff; Celt-tralian Staff. ■■I jexvel of a-paul-ing worth! {’IKK. WllJ.IAM A pike, but not a poor fishI Pii.ney, Louis Positively the best thing a man can have to do is nothing. Pixler, Everett A man is not always tore no because public opinion differs with him. Porter, Stella Senior Council; News Staff; Ccn tralian Staff: Press Club; Footlights Club; Spanish Club; Girls’ Club; G. A. A.; Who’s a Coward. A bright star in our class is she She carries, bring our Porter. A load of popularity ll'hich grows with every quarter. Prichard, Earl Glee Club; Dorothy”; Robin Hood. A noble gentleman is he I,king up to his name in the nth degree. Rem UNO, Robert Glee Club; “Dorothy”; Robin Hood ; Mikado”; “Pinafore”; Central Quartette; Class Play; Cadet Club; B. A. A. IVhat's a car for. anyxoay? Rice, Herbert Mess'ah”; B. A. A. A phenomenal rise! Riebkth. Rome Hockey; Football; Hi-Y; Triangle Club;: B. A. A ; Assistant Stage Manager; French Club; Bookroom. Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo Rivers, Ohonar Girls’ Club; Botany Club; Class Play; G. A. A.; Though I am young. 1 scorn to flit On the wings :of borrowed wit. (751 iwwniiiiniiiinwiwiiiir.: Roche. Bernadette This maiden, sweet, with dark brown hair. Is free from work, free from care. Rolf, Katherine Torch Society. A delicate, dainty, attractive, little figure. Rollins, Milo Radio Club. “Radio is my field of action. Rush, Vivian Girls' Club; Spanish Club. “If i'ifian lives up to her name 'Twill not be long e're she wins fame.' Salmon. Marie Girls’ Club; French Club. A good cat chi' Sandberg. Evelyn Girls' Club. Her state is like that of things in regions above the moon, always clear and serene. Sanders, Marjorie Girls’ Club; French Club; Orchestra; Torch Society. “That girl has no more head than a perriwin kief” Schark, Marian Girls' Club; G. A. A.; Spanish Club; Library Board; Ccntraltan Staff. A demure little maid with a bewitching glance. Schneider, Frank Latin Club; B. A. A.; Cross Country. He had beautiful eyes and his lips were the same, and his voice was os soft os a flute. Schuler, Leona The noblest mind the best contentment hast Schultz, Raymond Cross Country; Track; Hi-Y; Spanish Club; Cadet Corps; “C” Club. He's not yd so old but he may learn.” Scott, Brown Spanish Club; Cadet Corps; Cadet Club; News Staff; Hi-Y. Fools rush in---” Tiu� Jiiini� mn ifit g 4“ ® iwiwiiuiaiiiiiMWfliiiiiiiwiMiniiwiiuiiuKmTiT iiiURiiWiunffsr WB 176] Sktke, Kenneth Ccntralian Staff: News Staff; Pres-. Club; Hi-Y; II. A. A.; Golf Club; Philatelic Club. Greater men than may hare lived, hut I doubt it. SII HDD, A LOUISE Botany Club; Spanish Club; Girls' Club; G. A. A. The lipht that lies in a woman's eyes .•Ind lies and lies, and lies. Shepherd, Helen I-atin Club; Spanish Club; Girls’ Club; Botany Club; G. A. A.; Tennis. .dll pood things which exist are the fruits of originality. Short, Lee Class President; Senior Council; Class Play: Cade Officers’ Club; Treasurer of the “C Seniors; Press Club; News Staff: Ccntralian Staff: I-itin Club; Spanish Club: Library Board; Lunch Room Committee: Cadet Club; Wranglers’ Club; Hi-Y; B. A. A.; Torch Society. “A man of learning; prudent, just, A man of eourage, firm, and fit for trust. Shudlich, Harold He is like a chimney, heated hot in a minute. Shurson, Anne Girls Club; i. A. A.; Scandinavian Club; Latin Club. That caressing and exquisite grace—never hold, liver present which just a few women possess. Singer. Esther Girls' Club. Singers are merry, and free from sorrows and cares. Skinner. Eleanor lustin Club; Girls’ Club; G. A. A. And for bonnie lileanoric ll'e'd lay us down and die. Sloan, Virginia News Staff: Press Club; French Club; Class Play; Girls Club. Her body t as so slight It seemed she could have floated in the sky. Smith, Eleanor Latin Club; French Club; Girls' Club; Quest Staff; News Staff. She has plenty of brains and plenty of wit, Whate'er you ask, she'll always do it. Smith. Francis Ciirls’ Club; Botany Club; Orchestra. The world is not so hitter, hut a smile can make it sweet. Smith, Gladys Girls’ Club; G. A. A.; French Club; ( lass Play. Wee, modest, crimson-lipped flower. [77] iiBii!::ii| § Cijvw.BiiiiiiiniuiifWiBinTiiQiiiiiFwwiJiiiiiJratiwuiiiui'ninuinH Smith, Maureen 'iris’ Club; Botany Club; Spanish Club; G. A. A. Coolness and absence of heal and haste indicate fine qualities. Snow. Kkkmit Though you'd think from his name he'd he hard and cold, He's a soft hearted, warm-heated guy we're told. Soapy. Ai.ienk Anything she does, she does well, and she does everything, Si'kakman, Eleanor Girls’ Club; G. A. A. In friendship she teas true.” Speer. Paul Press Club; B. A. A. .-I tried and trusty spear, Stele. Mopksta Girls’ Club: Botany Club; G. A. A. It is the tranquil people who accomplish much. Stein inc.er, Jean .-I sunny temper gilds the edges of life's darkest clouds. Stienstra. William Agriculture Club; B. A. A. There is gravity in wisdom, hut no particular wisdom in gravity.” Stout, Margaret Giro Club; G. A. A.; Girls Club; Botany Club; “Mikado”; “Erminic’ ; Orchestra. She never worries about her marks. Stkite, Beatrice Girl-’ Club; G. A. A.; News Staff; Centralist! Staff; French Club. Is she not more than painter can express. Stkite, Lloyd Warren Debate; Library Board; Hi-Y; Wrangler.-’ Club. Thy delight in sleeping after S,yo a. m. will some day bring thee ruin. Sutherland. Alice Girls’ Club; French Club; G. A. A. “Ho si ness is the salt of life. iililiiiMT iimiui|i( SS) l ffY Bnfiijii'aHiiHia'wiiHin wsiinMiiwni'nfuticwi iiiiiiHffwscTiurRiTwiftfTwsriiinnni [781 Swanson, Carl News Staff; QuoM Staff; Press Club; Kadio Club; Wranglers. The most important far', of every business ii to know what ought to be done. Swanson, Stbven rh«� Club; Ht-V; Class Play. Foret Sweet. Dorothy Girls’ Club; G. A. A.; Art Club; Press Club; Ccn� traltan Staff; News Staff. “Sweets to the Sweet. SWIT7.KK. Cl.ARKNCK With grave aspect he arose. SWORI . 1.11.1.1 A N .I keen xtvord. forsooth, and not rusty. Teeter, Charles B. A. A.; Agricultural Club; Hi-Y. I arn a man, nothing that is human do I think unbecoming in me. Thikmk, Myrna French Club; tiirl ’ Club; G. A. A.; Torch Society. .■I wise and f'leasant theme indeed to write it foil. Thomas, Dorothea I atin Club: French Club; Girls’ Club; Torch So lirty; Class Play. Her speech is slow, her thoughts sublime Her words are long, her marks are fine. Thomas. Hazel Botany Club: Girls' Club; G. A. A.; Warren Deltaic: Glee Club; Torch Society; Erin’n'e. el Hazel, but not a hazel-nutt Thomas. Robert Class Play; Basketball Manager; Football Manager; Who's a Coward”; Footlights Club. Cod gives sleep to the bad. in order that the good may be undisturbed. Tilcrston, Alice Girls' Club; G. A. A.; French Club. “She generally designs well, has a free tontine and a bold invention. Totushkk, Thomas Torch Society. “Silence is thought. jTUk ifeiwn 179) Towler. Jane It'hen the stream runneth smoothest. The water is deepest.” Townsend. George Track ’21. '22, '23; Hi-Y; French Club; Senior Council; B. A. A.; Cadet Corps; Wranglers' Club; Warren Debate 22; School Debating Team '23; News Staff: Ccntralian Staff; Library Board; Class Play; Assistant Concert Master of Orchestra; Band: All-Around Track Champion '21. '22; Winner Extemporaneous Speaking Contest '23. Such vast impression did his speeches make. He always kept his audiences awake.” Towsi.ey, Feketa An inborn grace that nothing lacks Of culture or appliance.” Trapskin, Eva Girls’ Club; Spanish Club; Orchestra. Her music makes you want to dance.' Trent. Helen Girls’ Club; French Club; G. A. A. Here’s a girt with real school spirit II'ho (her kind is very rare), Always comes to eommittce meetings And never fails to do her share.' Turner, Ralph Track; CrossCountry; Hi Y; “Messiah ; Elijah''; “Creation. He is unpretentious and on able man.” Turrell, Robert Radio Club. An abridgement of all that is pleasant in man.' Vai.lentyne, Helen We would all like her to be our valentine.' Van Sant. Ben State, City, School Hi-Y President: Class Treasurer; Senior Council: New Staff; Ccntralian Staff; Footlights Club; Press Club; Wranglers' Club; Class Play; Library Board: Footlights Plays. He kept his honesty and truth. His independent tongue and thought.” Vavre. Catherine Girls' Club G. A. A. Divinely tall and most di: inely fair.' Vollmer, Gladys “Feu make us all glad with your winning way. VoRLANDER, EDWARD He is keen minded and reliable. fg nifiriU 11:ithiuu nv'+ewiiiiioiiiinwiaiiiiiiHtiii r iiiiJiwiiBiiHiwfmvdiiinTi miKniirmu ra -rn! [80| Wahi.rkkg, Ethel !irl Club. “Xot that I love study less. more. but that I love fun WAI.DOR, (iL'NIIA “The more we watched the more our wonder gray That one small head could carry all she Icncw. Walker, Horatio 11 i - V; Foot I! Kitts; Wranglers’ Club; Class Flay; Senior Counci; Ccntrnlian Staff: FootliKhts Mays; Library Board; Captain Cadet ('orps. „ Such an one as everyone would wish to be. WASKM. GRACE .ir1 ’ Hub, .■I steed, attractive hind of grace. Wkstrom , Meri.k C.irls’ Club; Span'sh Club. ” count myself in nothing else so happy as in remembering my friends. Whitney, Katherine • lirls Club; French Club; Torch Society. She is a maid of artless grace Gentle of form and fair of face. Willett. Kenneth el man of cheerful yesterdays and confident tomorrows. Williams, Altai Thy voice is a celestial melody. Willson, Gilbert News Staff; Hi-Y. Thy fancy lost in pleasant dreams. Winblad, Oliver Latin Club; (Slec Club; Art Club. Aone but himself can be liis parallel. WoiAOTT. IAIIS Gatin Club; Press Club; Botany Club; (iirls’ Club; New Staff. The friendship that makes the least noire, is after all the most useful. Wooihvard, Emerson (•lcc Club; Dorothy”: Boys’ Quartette; Cadet Cor [is; Isaih ; Bus mss Manager Robin Hood.” Mikado, KrmiiCc,” “The Quest,” A Tailor-Made Man.” There is a probability of succeeding about that fellow that is mighty provoking. Safin ______________________________■______________________________ is luwsiii iiiaiiiiiii)iiiBiajiiiiinHniMl 4 ftm. iHiiiii.MnH!a«iBiiH« n;� u? r. |:� T-vd::'.ii;;iifffni:i! i:iiifiP?aiii:iinHr.n«iiwawiiiini full ViT Audkula, Mary Girls’ Club. The longer yon know her The belter you'll like her. Broat, Russell A ihmg seriously pursued affords true enjoyment. Burke, John “Strong of mind and hind of heart Com.ins, Catherine Glee Club; Girls’ Club; French Club. Short, but snappy. Davidson, Gladys Girls' Club. As merry as the day is long. Eastman, Fi.orella She was mild, gentle, and virtuous. Ehi.e, Chari.es Ili-Y; Press Club; C” 'lub; Class Play; News Stall: Swimming Team. Ale is a dish fit for a king. Fildes, Clarence Football '22; Baseball '22. Silence is better than unmeaning words. Wrigiitman. Mary If Virtue's self were lost we might Prom your fair mind netv eopies write. Young, Alice Botany Club. A friend whose bright ei ample warms and cheers. YOUXGLOVB, MADELINE News Staff. If to her share some female errors fall. Look to her face and you'll forget them all. Fogarty. Gladys Girls’ Club. I know a maiden fair to see. Crosetii, Maaken Spanish Club. Words fait us in this crisis.' Hartman, Marcella If I he silent, 'tis no more than fear That I should say too little when I speak.1 Hill, James Football; Swimming '22. '23. A swimmer of such excellence is he. The very fish grow green with jealousy. Hilliard, Fred Much allowance must be made for me.1 Rummer, Edmond The quiet mind is richer than a crown. I .kite, Kathryn Fair as a star when only one shines in the sky. Wyman, Clinton A quiet, manly, courteous lad.1 Miiiiuiiiiiiajliii Vjt 1 2) Maetzold, Grace Girl ’ Chili: Latin Club. Happy am I; from care I'm free. Why aren't they all contented like me Mums. Walter .■In affable and courteous ticntlcman. Miller. Bradford Botany Club; Latin Club; dice Club; Foot lights Club; “Robin Hood ; Mikado ; “Emiinic ; Clas Pla . lie nas a lovely youth, I guess. X kwkll, Robert Swimming; C” Club. Habit with him uxts all the best of truth. Ootiioudt, Georgia Girls’ Club. She and sweet, Choice and neat. Peterson', Carl Cross Country; Track: C Club. A remarkable fellow in his way. Quistead, Emil Put he tfas christened, ‘Until.' Savage, Charles Foot ball ’21 “His heart is lipht within him. lads. Whatever wind doth blow. Smith, Sherman News Staff; B. A. A. A dandy is a tailor-made man. Thompson. William A splendid fellow, companionable and courteous. Tompkins, Sterling Golf Club. A man of 'sterling' worth. Van Slyke. Vader Thou art so mild, so mild, I pray thee, swear. Wagner, Margaret It is good to be seatously affected in a good thing. W11. M ART II, M ARGARET IIV heard of this girl and good -words went with her name. Wold, Helen Girl Club; G. A. A. Her jmnnv locks hant on her temples like a golden fleece. [83J COULD the calendar he wrong? Or was it spring in the fall? No, it was none of these impossible tilings—merely a group of 325 of the greenest of green specimens wandering into “Ye greate Wigwam of knowledge” in the face of 1919. 1'hey were admirably treated, and courage and enthusiasm was not lacking in their loyal, green hearts. Of course, there were numerous events during the first year. Smallpox seemed to lie popular; in fact, so popular that the whole school closed. Through the kindness of the teachers, the freshmen were allowed to become sophomores. Then they crammed and became charter members of various clubs, and attended, as was their due, the assemblies in the auditorium. Credit must lie given for some work because they were now the “Juniors so flighty.” They attained great courage and daring. Such was their talent and ability that they gave an assembly entirely by themselves; wherein it was discovered by the school that they really were worth their title. The fall 1922 marked the opening of the year for the senior class of ’23. So great was their class spirit that they elected Lee Short to lead them, and Elizabeth Hartzell as understudy in case of the chief’s absence. They decided to let Charlotte I loward guard the minutes and held Ben Van Sant responsible for the wealth in the treasury. Plays, sunlights and parties seemed to be the fad. New friends and old alike got together at the senior party. They ate and were royally entertained, some of them being severely rebuked and chastened by the Klu Klux Klan. Then followed all too quickly the Senior Prom, Class Play and the special Senior Assembly. Centralian and Class Days were days which will never be forgotten bv the departing ones. They solemnly attended the baccalaureate sermon and listened with reverence and awe. fhe crowning event of all was that much looked toward and dreaded night of graduation. After four years of books, lessons, parties, and a general good time, it took only a few minuses to declare that 344 students were alumni! nmnn: 184 1 JUNE, 192.? ££ SUES to ashes and dust to dust, hut that doesn’t hit monkey-glanders like us.” shouted Lee Short, as he lead his trusty group of followers down the Speerian way sagless staircase, which lead from Mars to that obsolete planet, the earth, on a fine spring morning in the year 2023. They were returning to the little ol’ home earth,” which they had left so many centuries ago. after having monkey glands grafted on them by the famous specialist, Dr. Lloyd l� . Janies, who had popularized this operation thus insuring perpetual youth. Homesickness, which had been gnawing at the hearts of the expeditioners. Dick Lathrop, Margaret Mattison, Alicne Soady, Randolph I-'razee, and Margaret Pace, finally forced them to demand a leave of absence from the High Monkey Monk. George Townsend. Because of lack of funds in the treasury kept by Dave Marcley, His Monkesty, Townsend was forced to sell his jewels to Eric Bolandcr, a great financier and maker of paste jewels, in order that the expedition could have sufficient money. Pass slips, printed by the Chase paper company, were issued by Dorothce Thomas, Marsian secretary, and the trip began. But to their disappointment they discovered that die prophecy of the great oracle. Man ford Erickson, that the Earth would be buried by the deadly potato chip, had come true. Luckily they had an Ayer-escope. which enabled them to find a passage-way into a dark cavern. Over the doorway of this cavern were the words ’’Tomb of Putandtakem” in 144-point type. The lock made by the Roy Miller company was easily broken, and the expeditioners entered the tomb. After turning on the electric lights, they started, with their usual curiosity, to explore. The walls were covered with etchings and inscriptions, and great was the surprise when it was discovered that they were about the world's celebrities. With the aid of the Woodward and Green dictionary, published by the KilgritV Novelty Printing Company, which had been located on 1313 Hartzell Boulevard, named after Elizabeth Hartzell. first woman president of the United States, and formerly a laundress at the William Cole Dry Cleaning Company, the inscriptions were translated into Marlish. Astounded the world has hern by the discovery of Norma Everett and Charlotte Howard, famous chemist, that by the use of the mysterious mixture, talkative people could be quieted enough to aid in the progress of humanity. And lo! it was successful, for James Hill, who was reputed to be the noisiest of auctioneers, and Miriam Christoph, who had gained a habit of continual talking while teaching school in China, were quieted. The country had been greatly disturbed by a chain of dance halls owned by Gertrude Payne and Beatrice Culver. The five piece nmnwiim l!llll!ill(HHilIU(IB;ilBHBWlUII!ltIllDl(lltlUltl|ll1III!((ttfS®ill|inilltniir?!fSr‘.Tl!l 185] orchestra composed of Brown Scott, mouth organ, Filip Asfalt, harp, Margaret Bell, saxophone. Grey Bruno, drums, and Gertrude Dinsmore, kettle drums, was slicing the floor manager of the main dance hall, Charles Ehle, because he had fired Martha Bobbins. Boris Abels, and Lila Bristow, who were cheek girls. The lawyers for the ease were Paul Giessel and Lew Cornell, and they had taken the ease to Judge Calvin Libby. IV it nesses for the ease were Kcrmit Snozc and Carl Swanson who both claimed that they got the wrong hats after attending a dance. It was the night of the great fight for the short weight championship. Bight promoter Quentin McDonald had arranged the battle between Vader Van Slykc and Bradford Miller. In the midst of the fray the sound of hymns and marching feet was heard. In less than no time. Reverend Charles Sa7 agc and his deacons Robert Remand, Jerry Bcarmiu, and Lloyd Stritc had possession. His choir composed of Marion Scharf, Arlinc Oliver, Thomas Morton, and Vcrnie Aim, sang wonderfullyt Harlow Ileneman and Honor Rivers, missionaries, had returned from Greenland where they had been building missions for polar bears. Bclmer Blocker tt 'as ruling Greenland with an iron hand. Gladys Smith and Luc He Peterson 'were running an ice cream stand, the favorite meeting place of Greenland senators, Virginia Mitchell, Edward Vorlander, Margaret I Vagner, Lois IVolcott, and Katherine Be Smith. Contractor Rome Ricbeth and architect Helen Trent 5were busy building a structure of snow and ice 'which rivalled the former IVool-worth building. 'The ice company, headed by Constance Oicn and Ruby Pierce, 'was doing a rushing business. They 'were shipping ice by the Aeroplane Limited, owned by Robert Edgar, to Africa, where it was distributed by Audrey llaislet and Norma Forsyth. The aeroplanes 'were driven by Dorothy Keniston and Thelma Loving. “It was considered guile the style to read the ‘Cabbage Head' a magazine edited by Kenneth Setre although, most of the 'work 'was done by his assistant, Catherine Collins. In the April number, there 'was a long article on the ‘Ruination of the Home by the Installation of Music,' by Gladys Knudtson. who with Bagrnar Anderson and Lillian Ecctham, 'was creating much trouble by 'wrecking musical instruments. Ann Motley and Addie Eeinsteiu had attempted to conduct the school for the deaf and dumb, but because of the lack of inmates, they, 'with the help of Marian Gillum and Alvcra Kubat, turned it into a hospital. Their first victims were Marjorie Sanders and Roy Nyquist 'who were hurt when their monocycles, one wheeled automobiles, invented by Ben Van Sant, collided. Their cycles 'were insured by the Pajari and Pritchard Insurance Company, which made a specialty of insuring small things. The grave diggers' union composed of Paul Krans, Millard McCabe, and Bill Trench, so persistently kept after me to die that I, Bert Ilebner, escaped to this barren spot on December 97J. Before left civilization. I was employed as a bell hop at the Radisson hotel. [86] ■M fi fiP jnifwoniii!iiijuurttHiniuiiBinflis?«Dniiii!innimnin«rni!iiii:inrrft5i{num!!i nj«ns� rsTnai f87] 100 I j it iBi uin u� afiii:oiuoiwiiiut3]uiiiitiitiiiiwaiiUiii )iuiDvw)iwtu� ii«mu Ktfi|| (gg iayi! mmy wiSLnn m imiwiij!i(iiiffliinw!i(iwii(jiniin� iffliiiiiii “GREEN STOCKINGS” AI£. V. MASON’S charming little comedy, “Green Stockings ' was successfully presented by the December. 1922. class on the nights of November 2.5 and 24. The proceeds of the first production went to the Ida V. Probett Scholarship fund. The story concerns the trials of Alice Faraday, the eldest of several sisters, who pretends to be engaged to an army officer whom she has never seen, hoping that in this way she may Ik relieved of the embarrassment of standing in the way of her younger sister’s matrimonial prospects. Charlotte VVinget, playing the role of Alice Faraday, displayed an unusual amount of ability in her characterization of the part. Gordon McDonald, who played the opposite role, made a very gallant Captain Smith, and from the beginning to the end his portrayal of the young officer was exceptionally well done. Much praise should be given Ruth Shepley, who very capably filled the part of Aunt Ida, an eccentric elderly person. Robert Cargill’s interpretation of Mr. William Faraday, the father of four daughters, was highly satisfactory and pleasing. The part of Phyllis Faraday, taken by LaReign Hunter, with Clifford Blix as Robert Tarver playing opposite, contributed much to the humor which made the production such a marked success. Dorothy Gregory as Madge, and Camille Bangs as Evelyn, played well the parts of the two married sisters. William Walker as Admiral Grice. Charles Saunders as James Raleigh, Harry Craddick as Henry Steele, and Ira Hill as Martin, the butler, made much of their parts, playing them with ease and confidence. Great credit and appreciation is due Miss Marian H. Wash, who coached the plav. It was the first production given under her management at Central and was called a marked success by attending critics. Vir 7wK� inrim!tinT itijn!iijiiiwimnmtt!fmiwtiaHfn n«ttnuwnm« im [S9J A TAILOR MADE MAN t ‘THE TAILOR-MADE MAN ARRY JAMES SMITH’S well known play. “The Tailor-Made Man, which has been played here so successfully by professionals, was given by the June class of 1923. May 10 and May 11 in the school auditorium. Lee Short as John Paul Bart made an exceptional “Tailor-Made Man. His poise was not to be questioned. His easy natural acting from the beginning won the admiration of his audience and straight through the entire play he held their undivided attention. Lucile Fletcher, playing the opposite role of Tanya, through her simple and charming manner struck exactly the right note and left nothing to be desired. The part of Corinnc, the proud and snobbish daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Stanlaw. who are newly rich, was exceedingly well portrayed by Mildred McCabe. In all possible ways she fulfilled the expectations of everyone. The parts of Mrs. Stanlaw, a very proper and dignified woman, and Mr. Stanlaw, a man who has just learned the art of spending his recently acquired fortune, were capably taken by Doris Abels and Steven Swanson respectively. Both Donald Arbury and Quentin MacDonald gave well keyed and thoughtful impersonations of their respective parts, Sonntag and Hubert. George Townsend as Peter, the comedian of the evening, reached his humorous climax near the beginning of the play and maintained it well throughout. He possessed the case and sureness of a professional with an ability of causing laughter without seeming effort. The part of the sophisticated Mrs. Dupuy was well interpreted by Dorothy Keniston; while Jean Ann Morrison, as Bessie, her daughter, exceeded all possible expectations in her excellent and original portrayal of the part. Much praise should go to the commendable acting of the remainder of the cast which easily met every demand of the play. Besides the leads the cast included Mrs. Fitzmorris. Margaret Bell; Mr. Fitzmorris, Millard McCabe; Rowlands. Horatio Walker; Westlake, William French; Carroll, Paul Kranz; Crane, Charles Fhlc; Fleming, Lloyd James; Miss Shavne. Arline Oliver; Dorothy. Alicne Soady; Jcllicot, Earl Prichard; Pomeroy. Randolph Frazec; Grayson, Bradford Miller; Nathan, Robert Thomas; Russel. Robert Remund; Cain, Dick Lathrop: Flynn, Thomas Morton and Whcating, John F.lmburg. The society girls were as follows: Gladys Knudtson. Gladys Smith, Honor Rivers, Adeline Feinstein, Marian Gillum, Margaret Mattison. Melva Aamot. Thelma Loving, Virginia Sloane, and Lila Bristow. Exceeding credit and appreciation is due Miss Marian 11. Wash who gave much time to the coaching of this play that it might be a pronounced success. v,'; iut(iMuu� BitHHt«itiM0JininJRnfntmainmtuKmnwmRnMfRn� RiKiBi t91] n 5!i!2 9U’ Jii«!)iuiniiiiiiL niiiimiK� c-otfiyic!r hi iitnHTiniH� umtajniiiUHnHik Vir !(T iiiiiiiiiiiiuH(i«;nii!T iauii!m iiHii}]iwiwiiii!(fli!uaMi!!niit iHHmiwuiffK !fr 1921 THE FOOTLIGHTS PLAYS AS A FITTING conclusion to “Better Central Week,” the Footlights Club presented with success its first evening performance, consisting of three plays. The settings were simple, yet complete: the costumes in each scene were decidedly appropriate; and the feeling for characterization in every part of the three plays was more than satisfactory. “’Op O’ Me Ihuntb.’’ a tragedy, comprised the first part of the evening’s entertainment. The unusual talent displayed bv the two leading characters, and the excellent support given by the others in the cast, are deserving of considerable praise. Elizabeth l lartzell’s portrayal of Amanda Afflick. a little laundry girl, would undoubtedly Ik difficult to equal. Her fine interpretation of this highly emotional part proves her remarkable dramatic ability. Bert l.eck. as Horace Grcensniith, did everything possible to make a success of the opposite role. Ruth Colby as Madam Didicr, Eleanor Miller as Celeste, Marie Paulson as Clem (Mrs. Galaway), and Beatrice Culver as Rose, successfully played their parts as Amanda’s companions in the laundry. “Who's a Coward?” is the story of a young wife who believes her husband is lacking in courage, and in trying to find out the truth she is involved in many humorous situations. Stella Porter played the part of the loving but doubting wife with ease and precision; and Horatio Walker as Jimmie Graham, the husband, capably filled the role: while Robert Thomas as the burglar caused much laughter and applause on the part of the audience. The Maker of Dreams” was a pleasing conclusion for the evening’s performance. This last play, with its delicate imaginative qualities, was particularly hard for amateurs to attempt. But the actors so entered into the spirit of the play, with its unique charm and refinement, that they possessed the interest and admiration of the audience from the beginning to the end. This delightful fantasy was a series of pictures, accompanied by beautiful thoughts and sweet music. Jean Ann Morrison made a dainty Pierette. Paul K.anuit adapted himself easily to the part of Pierrot, while Quentin McDonald was a very satisfactory Maker of Dreams.” The Footlights Club is much indebted to Miss Marian II. Wash, adviser, for it was her skillful coaching that was greatly responsible for the success of the three skits. . rwi jr . ji mfliua«OBWiiiiW� i iiiiini� ™aiiHiiniii«aaiiiiikT«riiiiM 4 nwnniiiiiiiwi(iiiHBmHBmiiie««ff� iiiiitt(m(iRiMiifiRia3RlmmuiiniinRP %tir r 94 j ATHLETIC REVIEW BY HANGING up a record of 42 wins, 10 losses and one tie in all branches of athletics. Central’s representatives completed two of the most successful quarters in the history of the school, hour championship teams out of a possible seven were turned out by the Red and Blue school which has always been a leader in athletics. After winning a practice game from St. Paul Central, Central's eleven lost four straight games to complete the most disastrous season in many years. But the cross country and tennis teams atoned for this record by taking a second place and a first place in the races for city honors. Two championships and a tie for third fell to the lot of the Red and Blue during the middle quarter. Coach Mitchell’s men won 14 out of 15 games for the Daily Star trophy, the swimming team captured the state and northwestern titles, and the track team tied with West for the lead in indoor track. The hockey team repeated its performance of the previous year by finishing second in the league, losing only to the championship West sextet. Perhaps the most important change made was the decision which placed all forms of athletics on an equal basis. Instead of four major sports and four minor sports, the high school league recognizes eight major sport . [95] Silled itiiroiiiwioiKiiiiiiiiw'ta 1923 BASKETBAI I BASKETBALL REVIEW CHAMPIONS again! For the third time in five years, Central’s representatives galloped off with the title. As in previous years, the Red and Blue cagcrs were pressed to the finish by the South basketcers. These two quints staged a neck and neck race, a post-season game being necessary to decide the title. Mitchell’s shooters opened the season with a 25-9 win over their ancient rivals from West. “Eve” Rehnberg ran wild and scored five field goals. Four days later, the Central quint hit its real stride and sent the Cardinals home with a 33-12 defeat. The flawlessly smooth team play of the winners furnished the high lights of the encounter. Their powerful three-man offensive took the ball down the floor for score after score, while Beum and Moore forced Bchnaman’s men to depend on long shots. Minus the services of Captain Moore, the team squeezed out victories over Vocational and Roosevelt to the tune of 23-14 and 22-14. The flashy work of Ralph Williams kept the opposing guards busy, the diminutive forward sinking 12 field goals and six free throws for a total of 30 points. In the “crucial” game of the first round. South met its first defeat, 23-19. The game was one of the most thrilling ever played in the high schools, the lead changing hands every moment. It was Ralph Williams’ two baskets in the last minute of play that gave Central a four-point lead just before the final whistle was blown. Plainly showing the effects of their tiring battle against South. Mitchell’s men scraped out a 27-21 victory over North in a ragged contest. The stellar play of “Dutch” Beum featured the tilt, which marked Central's twelfth straight victory in two years of play. The first round was ended when Central toyed with Edison for a 30-12 victory in the cleanest game of the season. For the second time in the season the Green and White of West was lowered, when Captain Moore led his mates to a 24-8 win. The game was the first of the season in which Williams was held scoreless. The brilliant forward had been sick for a week, and when he insisted on playing was shifted to running guard where he did not get a chance to cage his usual number of short shots. East proved no obstacle, and Central easily took a 27-9 victory. “Dutch” Beum’s phenomenal guarding held the Cardinal’s offensive down to one field goal, that scored from mid-floor. A week later. Central showed the worst form of the season when it nosed out an 18-5 win over Vocational. Four days later Roosevelt was handed a 39-16 trimming in a well-played game. “Eve” Rehnberg, with eight field goals to his credit, was the individual star. After hanging up a record of 17 straight victories, the Red and Blue floor-team was defeated by South 21-19. The game, played on the South floor, was even more exciting than the first. Captain “Mul” Thompson brought victory to the Orange and Black in the last minute, however, when he caged a long distance |97J lunuita! in uiuniiinuKtmtinMiiaitw ttfihinJtwiKiiiituirnjnuKiRltT iuimimniimasmtmS throw. Bcuin's and Martin’s stellar guarding, and Moore's and Williams’ clever floor work gave Central the edge in form, but South was not to be denied. Worn out by their exhausting battle against South, Mitchell’s men barely nosed out a 16-14 victory over North. The play of the whole Central five was decidedly off-color, and it was only by tight guarding that North was kept from winning. The regular season ended four days later when Edison was defeated 35-17. “Dutch” Bcum covered himself with glory by scoring his one and only field goal of the season. Displaying a dazzling offensive, Mitchell’s men handed South a most humiliating 21-12 licking in the play-off for the city title on the University floor. Mow badly the Orange and Black was outclassed is indicated by the fact that Williams’ men scored only one field goal, and that in the last minute of play. The speed and team play of the victors surprised even the closest followers, who expected a tighter game. With the same makeshift lineup that triumphed over South. Central was eliminated from the state tournament by St. Cloud. 18-16, in a game requiring two extra periods. The Red and Blue did not show the same brilliant offensive that won the South game for them, and their defense could not stop the long range shots of the up-state players. In the game for the Twin City title, Central lost to Johnson of St. Paul by a 16-14 count. The game was slow and ragged, neither team displaying its best form. Throughout the season the work of Ralph Williams at forward was an agreeable surprise to Ccntralitcs. The diminutive forward had the honor of being placed on every all-city team. His running mate. Donald “Red” Martin, gained the title of “the best floor man in the city.” The red-headed whirlwind has two more years of basketball before him. At center, “Eve” Rehnberg upset the pre-season “dope which had rated Central very low at that position. Rehnberg also has two years of competition left. Declared by many to he the best individual player in the state, “Dintv” Moore finished his third year on the Red and Blue squad. In spite of his absence from two games, he finished the season as high point man for the entire city. He, too, will be back next year. A unanimous choice for an all-city guard position. Captain-elect I larry “Dutch” Beum showed himself to be one of the greatest guards ever developed in Minneapolis. He formed the backbone of the Central team, and without him a championship would have been practically impossible. To the first string substitutes, Jerome Dearmin, Ralph Gale, Cyrus Magnu-son, and Eric Bolander, must go a great deal of credit for their work whenever called upon. But no team can win a championship without a coach, and to Weston W. Mitchell must go the credit for Central’s third championship in five years. With this year’s team intact, he is expected to put out a five that will rank with the best next year. 4 swrunmimatr! (MtniaiifituRsmoniHiiinnrattiittMiraiiiKiBiR ttMiiiiiinnsnsT M 198) TENNIS REVIEW DKSIMTK the loss of Stuart Cornell. Jarett Cowell, ami Moody McCaskill from the 1922 championship team. Central's tennis representatives romped through to the city championship in the fall tournament. The loss of Captain Don Carr, who was kept out by injuries sustained in football, seemed to presage an unfortunate season for the Red and Blue racquet-wielders. But the work of two newcomers. Anders Orficld and Robert Shay, soon made Central as formidable as ever. The other two members of the team. Dave Marcley and Don Craigie, although not as spectacular as Shay and Orfield. won the majority ot their matches and played no small part in the winning of the championship. At the conclusion of the season, Robert Shay, who acted as “first man” on Central's team in Captain Carr’s absence, was named captain for the spring season. All the members of the fall team will be hack, so prospects for a spring championship are bright. Much credit must be given A. 1C Buresh, who has acted as coach to the team. It is largely due to his efforts that a school tournament is held each year to develop new men for the team. 199] [100] FOOTBALL REVIEW STARTING the season with but few veterans, the Central football team, under the tutelage of L. E. Orr, finished the season without a win. The games were all close, but with a green team and the horseshoe in the other team’s pocket, Central lost each game. But for the playing of the veterans and Ellingen at center, the scores would have undoubtedly been worse. The first game was with North, and although picked to win. Central came away on the short end of a 7 to 0 count. The tilt was played in a drizzling rain, and was marked by numerous fumbles. A break and a fumble in the fourth quarter gave North its one counter. Casper Ellingen at center, and “Dutch” Benin at guard starred for Central on the line. Libby, veteran back, was the lone star in the backfield. For North, Gordon was the outstanding performer. The next game, with South, was lost by Central, 14 to 0. A constant aerial attack, which swept the Red and Blue off its feet, again upset the dope. The stars of the game were Wick and W heeler of South, and Beuin, Ellingen, Carlisle and Kimball for Central. These four Centralites formed a veritable stone wall and broke up many of the South plays before they were started. Starting the third game without Captain Carr, Central fell before, the West championship machine, 12 to 6. With a new quarterback and the old one shifted to end, the Central aggregation constantly threatened the West goal. Harold “China Beggs, playing at quarter, was the star of the game. Next to him were Libby and Thomas, who thrilled the crowd by their offensive work. The hero of the game, however, was Kenneth Chrisman, who nabbed a long pass for a 40-vard gain. The individual star for West was “Boots” Mattern. Central dropped the final game to East, 13 to 6. The game was marked by brilliant runs, hard line plunging and long passes. Both teams used a smashing attack. East ripping through the tackles, while Central hammered at the guards. “Shorty Almquist was the star for East, while Ellingen and Dearmin scintillated for the Red and Blue. Although Central lost every game, she showed her fighting spirit, and even in the darkest moments the loyal supporters cheered the men on. not] luttim« Mim� u)iiUfi ifiniiaaiiwiiDioi� uiHiiiiifl� tftfsniia!� iiimw� SWIMMING REVIEW WALKING off with the City. Twin City. State, and Northwestern championships, Central’s swimming team concluded the most successful year in the history of the sport at Central. At the close of the season. Captain Jim Hill was sent to the national tournament at Chicago, where he broke the national record in his favorite event, the 100-yard backstroke. The Red and Blue tanksters won their first title when they defeated Mechanic Arts and St. Paul Central for the Twin City championship. A week later. West was defeated, 45-15, giving Central the city title. Jim and Sam Hill tied for honors with two firsts apiece. In the Northwestern meet, Central again took an easy victory, Shattuck placing second. It was in this meet that Sam Hill broke the 100-yard free style record. The climax of the season came in the state meet at Duluth, where the strongest teams in the state were gathered. Central’s five-man team experienced little difficulty in taking first place, holding a margin of seven and one-half points over the second placers. In all, six meets were won and five records shattered. They include one national, two northwestern, and two state marks. Although the Hill brothers were the principal point-winners, a great deal of credit must be given Khlc, Snow. Winston, Newell, Ware. Pilney and Pajari. The work of Snow and Winston in the plunge was especially pleasing. Both bettered the 60-foot mark several times during the season. Pilney in the diving, and Pajari. Khlc, Ware and Newell in the dashes all showed enough ability to earn them letters. As a nucleus for next year's team. Central has Sam Hill. Snow. Winston and Captain-elect Ware. niiiiiiilunisjiiii iiitiwiitwtBimtiQttiHs OTfltuii imiiKtiitiwitT.niaiHiiTT ittmiitinitetwSnSit [103 j TRACK REVIEW ORK1NG under the guidance of a new coach, Carl II. Doehling, Cen- tral’s track squad went through one of its most successful indoor seasons when, as a climax, it tied the hitherto unbeatable squad from West for the unofficial indoor title. Central showed its first strength when it decisively defeated South in the first indoor meet by the score of 72 to 23. In practically every event the Central stars took first or placed high. First place in the shot put, taken by Garwick, the holder of the state indoor record, proved to be the only event in which South scored the highest points. One victory was followed by another when the North squad lost by a still larger score, the final count being 82 to 13 for the Doehling runners, and a week later the new team from the Roosevelt institution were whitewashed by the Red and Blue pathmen. The' Central team engaged in the feature event of the indoor season when it met the strong Green and White squad, and after a long and close meet tied the previous year’s champions, 47 to 47 . This proved to be the biggest upset in several years, for previous to this meet the Westerners had won every event in six years and the result of this meet did much to strengthen the hopes of the Red and Blue squad for the spring tournaments. For the first few events of the spring season again found Coach Doehling’s proteges pitted against the West wingmen in a dual meet held at Northrop field. Both teams were at their best and although the Green and White entries held a lead for the greater part of the meet, they were overcome and the Central tracksters emerged the winners. Again in the 1 lam-line Relays, the Central cinder stars showed their supremacy by taking three out of four relays and placing in one of the special events. The winner of this event. Henry Thomas, established a new state javelin record when he made a heave of 171 feet, 4 inches. Although unable to win in the annual city track carnival held at Northrop field the Central cinder men acquitted themselves in a commendable way when they tied West again for the city title by a 41 to 41 count. I he result of this meet however could not decide as to which school had the strongest squad, although the West athletes had lost to Central in the dual meet. 110S1 ViT CROSS COUNTRY REVIEW FOR the third consecutive year. Central’s cross country squad finished second in the local high school race. Five wins and one defeat comprise the record of Coach George Reed’s men for the year. The season was opened with a win over the Cardinals. Carl Peterson took first place for the Red and Blue. A week later, Edison was swept out of the way. An unexpected thrill occurred when Kossart. formerly of East, brought the Purple and Gold 10 points by winning first place. South nosed out a 28-27 victory in the closest meet of the season the following week. Roosevelt was swamped in the next meet, Central capturing all 10 places for a 45-0 shutout. The inexperienced “Teddies” were no match for the veteran Red and Blue tracksters. North and West were easily eliminated in the last two meets of the season. Captain Ray Dtingan and Carl Peterson were the most consistent placers for Central. Men who received letters were Captain Dungan, Captain-elect Graeber, Peterson. Shultz, Johnson, Sturdevant, and Willett. Next year. Coach Reed will have Graeber, Johnson, and Sturdevant for a nucleus of a team that is expected to provide stiff competition for the city title. SSKl jraiiirouiwimji............in wniiiiiiflnrainiiraiTO (106] HOCKEY REVIEW BEING defeated only by West, the Central hockey team again finished second in the local high school hockey race. The (ireen and White aggregation was the only one to defeat the Central sextet, but were themselves defeated by the Mechanic Arts High School of St. Paul for the Twin City championship. Displaying teamwork and an almost impregnable defense, the Westsiders defeated Central in the opening contest by a 4 to 0 count. The first two Central victories came in the next week, when Paine's men won from Edison 1 to 0 in a close, hard-fought contest, and then swamped the Orange and I Hack sextet 4 to 0. These two wins put Central in second position, which she held throughout the remainder of the season. Central dropped the next game to West bv a 3 to 1 score, after leading West the first three periods 1 to 0. Sid I.esperance was easily the individual star of the game. The rest of the games were won by Central with but little effort on their part. The scores were 4 to 0 against Edison and North, and 13 to 0 against South. Overby was the individual star of the latter part of the season. � iiiiluliuuijiiii 11071 nitnHmitiiniinitiiMnl BASEBALL REVIEW 'PARTING the season with a loss, the Central baseball nine finished the third place in the city standings. The first game with West on April 28 was postponed on account of rain. The following Friday, Central tangled with Fast. The game was played on the new Central field and marked the opening of the new stadium. Perhaps fate was against the Red and Blue, for East came away on the long end of a 3 to 1 count. Peter Guzy, the East hurdler, was too good for Henderson’s swatsmen. On May 9, at South field, the Central nine met the Orange and Black dia-monders. The game was one of the fastest of the season and was marked by some brilliant playing. This time the tables were turned. Central winning. 8 to 4. With a win and a loss to her credit, Central met North at North Commons the following Friday. With North playing a loose game full of errors, and with the Red and Blue swatting the ball all over the diamond, Central triumphed by the far from close score of 9 to 3. Captain Cato Ennis was the star of the game. By finishing the first round of the schedule with two wins and a loss, Central stood second in the race. East being in first place. The next game with West started the second round, and was played at Nicollet Field. The game turned out to be a swatting festival. West getting the most swats, and winning 8 to 6. The next game was with East at the new East field. The game was a pitching duel between Carl Thomas and Peter Guzy. Both pitchers played nip and tuck, with Guzy a little in the lead. Finally in the ninth inning with the score 4 to 4. East managed to push across the winning run. The Central men tried in vain to tie the score. The final score was 5 to 4. The second game with South was played at Central and. after an exciting tilt and a thrilling ninth inning, it was discovered the South played some ineligible men. The game, therefore, was forfeited to Central. Determined to revenge their defeat of the previous game with Central. North started the second game with Central off with a rush. The result was another swatting festival, but only for North this time. The final score was 5 to 4. The game was marked by numerous errors and general loose playing by the Red and Blue nine. This game concluded the regular schedule, and set the Central team in a vengeful mood for the postponed game with West the following Friday. The game with West was held at Nicollet Park, before a large crowd. The feature of the game was the pitching of Harris Peterson who retired man after man for the Wcstsiders. The game was called in the eighth inning on account of rain, but that was enough for Central to win 8 to 6. With seven out of nine veterans back for the 1923 season. Central bids well to be near the top in the baseball competition of the city. Her first two string pitchers, Harris Peterson and Carl Thomas, remain with the captain-elect, Harold Beggs, receiver. iit!iaiui!twtBunitQir.ii]s msii!iuirnntmniRiftttHtiKi«fm%9 ntit(ni!iinRnn� nnin rto9] HAROLD “CHINA” 15LOGS “China is another one of Central’s stellar athletes. Injured at the beginning of the football season, he later came out and played quarterback, lie then engaged in hockey, making a good record in that sport. He is captain of this year's baseball nine and is expected to lead his team to victory. “China” will he hack next year and we sincerely hope he will keep up his brilliant record. GEORGE “JI'D” TOWNSEND Considered one of the greatest all-around track men that Central ever had, George Jud” Townsend finished a three-year career by leading the 1923 cinder squad. For two successive years he has carried off the silver cup emblematic of the all-around track championship of the school. Townsend's specialty is the low hurdles, hut he has competed in both the dashes and the pole-vault. JIM HILL Central possesses an All-American swimmer in the person of Jim Hill, captain of the 1923 swimming team. Jim was honored by a position on Spalding's All-American tank team, and celebrated by going to Chicago and smashing the national record in the 100-yard back stroke. He was a member of Central's championship relay team, and it's a safe bet that lie will be missed next year. HARRY “DUTCH” BEUM One of the most versatile athletes in Central, Harry “Dutch Iicum, has won letters in football, basketball, and track. In the first two sports he has had the distinction of receiving all-city recognition for two successive years. In track lie is considered a weight man of no mean ability. “Dutch returns next fall as captain of the 1923 eleven and will also Ik- eligible for basketball. disr k ( R]lTilfif r®fW|iBiWiiii- iiiiiF.i� 3Lra!0!iiiiui innniYiniiiiiliu]iaj|iiiitiiiiuii'|iif' SS s iiiwtitiiiwiftwtBimiifiitiRT t nMinmrirwiiiii nDttqKiifKni MlWruitiPWtttTirnt Vir [1101 OTTO OVERBY Considered only a “sub at the beginning of the season, Otto surprised all the experts by proving the star of the 1923 hockey season. In addition to being a crackerjack defense man, he was one of the most consistent scorers on the squad. SIDNEY “SID” IT'S DERANGE “Sid is one of the most brilliant hockey players that have ever represented Central on the ice. For two years he has been a unanimous selection for all-city honors. Ilis loss by graduation will leave a hole that is hard to fill. LYMAN GRAEBER One of the best distance men in the city. Graeber has been a consistent point-winner in both cross country and track. He runs the 880 in close to record time both indoors and outdoors. Graeber will be back to lead the cross country squad next fall and will also be eligible for track work. “PUD” MOORE Leading the city in scoring, Pud Moore captained the Central floor squad to its third championship in five years. As running guard he played a dazzling game and proved to be the most consistent scorer on Mitchell’s five. Although forced out of football in midscason by injuries, Moore showed himself as one of the best punters in the city. On the diamond he earned his letter as shortstop. Pud will be back for all three sports next year and is expected to play an even more prominent part in Central athletics. [rj||IKIWIlllllll)llliliinfflI!!3l!!l||littlllUllllMI(6l|!li!JSK!! tlKnHllfl8ni!SBinilW [mi sniuiianHuwwitamiiwHirwimiinwiiw DONALD “RED” MARTIN This red-headed whirlwind was the sensation of the recent basketball season. He was one of the best and fastest players in the city. Don also is a football man of no mean ability and plays on the baseball team. He is a sophomore and is expected to be one of our l� cst athletes in the next two years. HENRY “HEINIE” THOMAS Coming to Central from West, where he was a sensation in bis freshman year. “Hcinic has cinched a place on the Red and Blue football and track squads. He is one of the hardest plungers in the city and can throw a football like a baseball. He is the holder of the state record in the javelin throw and is a consistent placer in the shotput and discus. CASPER “CAP” ELLINGEN One of the most pleasant surprises of the 1922 football season was the work of Casper “Cap KUingen at center. Starting his first season comparatively unknown, he rapidly developed into one of the best linemen in the city. On the cinder path lie was a point-winner in both the high and low hurdles and the broad jump. “Cap” will return for football next fall, but will be lost to the track team by graduation. EVY'ALD “EYE REHNBKRG Eve was another find of the basketball season. He is a sophomore and made a brilliant record as center on the Red and Blue team. A good basket-shooter and always willing to play hard. In bis two remaining years great things may be expected from him. Vij, IT 0121 JEROME “JERRY” DEARM IX Although this was his first year in Central athletics, “Jerry” showed that he is a man to be relied upon in a pinch. lie played quarterback and end on the football team and performed at forward on the basketball floor. CALVIN LIBBY A veteran of three years, Libby has been the star of Central’s track team this year. He smashed the Central record in the 220 both indoors and outdoors this year, besides placing high in the hurdles and broad jump. On the football field, Libby was known as one of the fastest halfbacks in the city. His graduation will deal a severe blow’ to the 1924 track squad. RALPH WILLIAMS Known as a dangerous man on a basketball floor, “Ralphy” more than lived up to his reputation this year. His clever floor work was one of the high lights of the 1923 season, lie was placed at forward on every all-city team. On the baseball diamond he performed so brilliantly that he was selected as an all-city outfielder in his freshman year. JOHN “JOHNNY” WARE Given little chance to make the team at the start of the season. “Johnny” proved to be the surprise of the 1923 swimming squad. He was a consistent placer in the 100-vard breast stroke this year, and will be back next year as captain. SAM HILL One of the fastest swimmers ever developed in the high schools. Sam has left an indelible mark on Central athletic records. Besides holding numerous city marks, he holds the Northwestern record for the 100-yard free style. Sam also won his letter in football, holding down a tackle position in a creditable manner. He will be back next year for both football and swimming. iianittiiniHiL’niiiiiDluiliailiil [113] iiiwiiiwtmmtiaitiitJswsiiMii5JiTOiwiiiiiiiifmmo;ii!fn iuiTnir«iKrTK«Btiinwi THE ALL-AROUND CHAMPIONSHIP IN ORDER that the best all around track and field athlete in Central may be determined, the B. A. A. holds a two-day meet in the spring of each year. The competition is open to all boys in Central, regardless of previous athletic experience. The plan was originated in the spring of 1921 by J. C. Henderson and I,. I '. Orr as a test for students taking gymnasium. The entrants are divided into 10 classes, according to age, weight, and height. Each class has a schedule of marks which the contestant h a s to equal to gain points. In the spring c o m petition, entrants are required t o compete i n seven standard track and field events, not more than four of which may be running events. In the sprints, each man runs alone, his time determining the number of points that he will be awarded in that event. The same procedure is followed in the field events. The man totalling the greatest number of points, regardless of class, is awarded a silver loving cup, emblematic of the championship. All contestants who score over 100 points are awarded gold medals; those scoring between 90 and 100 points, silver medals; and those scoring between 80 and 90 points, bronze medals. In the two years since the inauguration of the plan, the cup has been carried off twice by George Townsend, captain of the 1923 track team. He took first place in 1921 with 109.55 points, less than a point ahead of Calvin Libby, w hose 108.75 points made him runner-up. In 1922. the margin between t h c two was even closer, there being less than one-half a point difference in their marks. Townsend bettered his 1921 mark by 2.2 points, scoring 111.75 points. Libby showed an even better gain when he finished with 111.35 points. With track becoming more important every year, greater interest is evinced in the competition. Last year, over 100 entries were received, and this year’s registration is expected to surpass that mark bv several scores. 1114] ■ Championship Teams nisi CHAMPIONSHIP TRACK TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP VCLLEY BAI I TEAM iiiliuiiMiii SENIOR COUNCIL HAVING for its direct object the management of the general activities of the high school with the advice and co-operation of the principal, the Senior Council forms one of the most active and most necessary organizations in Central. One of the first and most beneficial steps the Senior Council took, early in September, was the establishment of the Ida V. Probett Scholarship Memorial. The Senior Council also has part control of the library. The library board was elected by the Senior Council early in the year. It consisted of Ray Milne. Marie Paulson, Martha Dobbins and Richard May. During the second quarter a “Central Week” was planned and successfully put over by the Council. It included an “open house” for the purpose of arranging better co-operation between teachers, parents, and students. There was the Centralian campaign, and, as a climax, the presentation of three one-act plays by the Footlights Club. Three assemblies were held during the week. The Senior Council is composed of two A juniors, four C seniors, six B seniors, and eight A seniors, elected by the classes. Officers for the first quarter were George Townsend, chairman, and Ethel Russell, secretary; from January to March, David Marcley, chairman, and Elizabeth Hartzell. secretary ; for the last quarter, Ben Van Sant, chairman, and Marie Paulson, secretary. [117] UtU AGRICULTURAL CLUB THE AGRICULTURAL CLUB TIIE PURPOSE of the Agricultural Club as provided in its constitution, is three-fold: to promote good fellowship among the agriculture students, to bring about a closer relationship between the student body and the agriculture course, and to conduct educational and social meetings. At the meetings, which are held after school every other Tuesday, prominent agriculturists lecture on subjects of direct interest to the club. Among the speakers of the past year are Professor Jaeger, who spoke on “Bees and Bee Keeping,” Professor Dickenson who spoke on “Filing Bulletins.” Professor A. C. Smith, who sjHjke on “Poultry Judging.” Mr. J. S. Benner, who spoke on “Agriculture in the Philippines,” and Professor Hansen, who spoke on “Possibilities Open to a Forestry College Graduate.” The club holds two social affairs every year, usually at Excelsior on Minnetonka. Last fall a weiner roast was held. The? club season was closed in the spring with a weiner roast and a baseball game. The organization combined with the Botany Club in giving a Sunlight Dance and Country Fair at Central. The proceeds, one hundred and five dollars, were given to the Ida V. Probett Fund. The club spent a full day at the National Dairy Exposition last fall, and exhibited about fifteen birds at the Minnesota State Poultry Show. A contest was held among the members in which Mr. Storm offered prizes of three dollars, two dollars, and one dollar for the best collection of Government and State Experiment Station bulletins. The membership numbers about 35. It is open to all students enrolled in the agriculture course. Clinton Searlc is President, Lyman Gracher is secretary, and Joe Sturdcvant is treasurer. BOTANY CLUB BOTANY CLUB Y SUCCESSFULLY giving a sunlight and country fair and by donating J_f the proceeds, which totaled over a hundred dollars, to the Ida V'. I'robett Scholarship fund, the Botany Club, along with the Agriculture Club, again showed its capability and generosity. The fair and sunlight was held in the last part of March in the gymnasium. The Botany Club is one of the older clubs of Central. Its purpose is to promote further interest in the study of all species of plants and flowers, and to create a better spirit of good fellowship among the students. The club is under the supervision of Miss Jennie Hall and Miss Cora M. Groth, both instructors of Botany at Central. Kthel Currier was president of the club from September to December. The present officers, elected in April, are as follows: Jean Steininger, president; Grace Duffy, vice president; Frances Hacking, secretary; and Honor Rivers, treasurer. The annual “Plant Sale” of the Botany Club was a great success this year financially. Plants of all kinds and species were sold by the members of the club. The proceeds went into the Botany Club treasury. A “Mother’s Tea” was also among the activities of the organization this year. It was one of the most successful teas ever given by any club. About 70 mothers and Botany Club members attended the affair. A program, planned by members of the club, and made up entirely of talent from among the Botany Club members, was given and later dainty refreshments were served. The Botany Club members received their pins this year. Designs for the pin were submitted at a meeting late in January. From the large assortment of pins, the members chose one in the design of a small gold bud. since that was most suggestive of the Botany Club. iiliiri S8 •jJwwBUNi iiiitiitiii(iM(Hin(iQ!tin) }iit3i«iiiJifiiti(iHDiiMiiB!uiKin7il s!unrnitHh?t(Q Fcilinl H21] 1821] FRENCH CLUB THE FRENCH CLUB THE French Club met and organized under the name of “Le Foyer” in 1919 for the purpose of arousing a general feeling of acquaintanceship among French students. Until the past year the club has held meetings on alternate Wednesdays, but this year the first Wednesday of every month is ‘‘French Club Day,” and especially good programs have been planned for the monthly meeting in the Housekeeping Suite. 'I’he club has been very fortunate this year in having good speakers to talk on France and French customs. Besides these talks, French games, poems, plays, and stories are given at meetings. After the programs, refreshments are served free of charge, and every one attempts to “tete-a-tete en franca is.” The advisers for the club are Miss Reque, Miss Helliwell and Mrs. Drechs-ler, all of whom have helped to make the club the success it is at Central. At the present time. Miss Reque is in France, and the club is looking forward to her return, for it feels that the organization will be enriched by her exjieriences and her new knowledge of the French customs and language. For the winter and spring term officers were Charlotte Howard, president; Lucille McCauley, vice president; Norma Everett, secretary: Evelyn Grant, treasurer. Officers for the present quarter are Charlotte Howard, president; Lucille McCauley, vice president; Norma Everett, secretary: Evelyn Grant, treasurer. 1123] FOOTLIGHTS CLUB WTn H l c presentation of three one-act plays, “ 'Op O’ Me Thumb,” “Who’s W a Coward?” and “The Maker of Dreams,” the Footlights Club of Central High School set a standard for dramatic production hard to surpass. For those who are interested in amateur dramatics, the Footlights Club provides an excellent opportunity for the practice and study of drama and stage craft. Admittance into the club is gained through try-outs held every quarter, which are open to all juniors and seniors. The standard for membership in the club this year has been set by Miss K. McGregor, Miss Rebecca Burt, Miss Marian H. Wash, Miss Barbara Wright, Miss G. McDill, and Major W. S. McWade, who have acted as judges for the try-outs. Among the noteworthy acts of the Footlights Club this year are the establishment of a dramatic library; the collection of stage properties; and perhaps most important, the presentation of three one-act plays. The casts (consisting entirely of Footlights members) include: for “Op O’ Me Thumb,” Elizabeth Hartzell, Bert Leek, Beatrice Culver, Ruth Colby, Eleanor Miller, and Marie Paulson; for “Who’s a Coward?” Stella Porter, Horatio Walker, and Bob Thomas; for the “Maker of Dreams,” Jean Ann Morrison, Paul Kaniut, and Quentin MacDonald. Ruby Pierce played the accompaniment for the “Maker of Dreams.” The great success of the plays is due mainly to the excellent coaching of Miss Marian H. Wash. 1124] THE G. A. A. (jt | lO ENCOURAGE and sustain all forms of athletics in Central” is the A aim of the Girls Athletic Association, which has just completed a very successful year. Martha Dobbins has been president, Betty Hankins vice-president, Dorothy Huseby secretary, and Miss Nutter treasurer. Class tournaments in volley ball, track, indoor baseball, and tennis are held every year. Besides entering the tournaments, the girls interest themselves in swimming, hiking and skating. By participating in these sports, the girls earn points which enable them to receive emblems and numerals. When a girl has received 100 points, she is entitled to a class numeral or a chevron. A red and blue “C” is given to one who has earned 600 points, and a silver loving cup to one who has received 1000 points. This year cups were awarded to Martha Dobbins and Ruth Peterson. Every club has its social side, and the G. A. A. is no exception. The organization started out with its social activities early in the fall by entertaining the greenest of freshies at a hare and hound chase. Shortly after Christmas, a real party, with lolly pops and ice cream sandwiches, was given for all freshman girls of Central. loiter on, in the spring, the association entertained all the letter girls of the several high schools of Minneapolis at a tea. In order to raise money for the Ida V. Probett Fund, the G. A. A. gave a vaudeville performance in May. The G. A. A. is one of the largest organizations in Central and is open to all girls whether they be the meekest of freshies or the mightiest of seniors. L THE GIRLS’ CLUB A FEW years ago a group of upperclass girls conceived the idea that an organization composed of girls only could be of much service to Central. Such a club was formed under the name of “The Girls’ C lub,” which became a V. V. C. A. blue triangle club. Since then the club has separated itself from the Y. W. C. A. and has become an independent organization. With the kindly help and leadership of Miss Ida Y. Probett, the club has grown and has made itself felt around this high school and also in the community. The membership of the club is not limited, except that it is open to only junior and senior girls. The organization is one of fine ideals and co-operates with the faculty and the student body by always being ready to assist in any school activity. Early in the fall the girls gave a “Welcome party for their little freshman sisters. Later in the year a tea was given for members of other girls' clubs of Minneapolis high schools. During “Central Week, the Girls’ Club was given charge of Hutton Day which helped greatly in arousing a real school spirit at Central. The past year the Service Department has sent many girls to the Settlement houses of the city to conduct classes. At Thanksgiving and Christmas time, baskets and boxes were filled with food and clothing and sent to families in need of such. Each year a certain amount of money is set aside and is sent to a little settlement school in the Kentucky mountains. Being a “Girls’ Club.” social times are not entirely forgotten. Splendid programs are given at each meeting and refreshments and dancing follow. In February the society gave a very successful sunlight in the gymnasium. The proceeds were given to the Ida V. Probett Memorial Fund. Upon the death of Miss Probett, the club’s beloved friend and adviser, the club feared that it might not be able to live up to the record it had made for itself at Central and elsewhere. Contrary to its fears and with the help of its officers and advisers, the organization is as strong as ever and is living up to its splendid motto. “Growth, Education and Service.” Central should be and is proud of its Girls’ Club. The officers from September to December were: Charlotte Howard, President ; Ailcen Puffer, Secretary; Ann Motley, Vice President; Betty Hewitt, Treasurer. From January to June the officers were: Charlotte Howard. President; Lillian Feet ham. Vice President; Margaret Smith, Secretary, Marion Gillum, Treasurer. GLEE CLUB GLEE CLUB TYING with the Footlights Club for first place among the clubs bringing great honor to Central High School this year, the Glee Club proved again its ability along dramatic and musical lines with the presentation of “Krminie” on February 15 and 16. The (dec Club deserves much credit for undertaking and putting across successfully an operetta such as “Krminie. having so large a cast and such difficult dramatic portrayals. Much of the success of “Krminic” was due to the coaching of Sydney II. Morse, musical director at Central and adviser of the Glee Club. The proceeds received from the presentation of the opera went toward supplying the orchestra with several more instruments. The orchestra and the Glee Club have always co-operated with each other in the presentation of plays. Besides the presentation of “Krminic,” the Glee Club gave two short plays later in the year. “Ici Parle cn Francais” and “Chiselling” were presented in the latter part of May. The proceeds received from this play also went to buy horns for the orchestra. The Glee Club along with the orchestra, held a banquet at the Elks’ Club on Monday, March 12. At the banquet, a silver baton was presented to Mr. Morse from the Glee Club members. 1'he presentation of the baton was made by Paul Kanuit. The club competed in an all-city high school Glee Club contest. I'he contest was held at the Armory in the latter part of May. All the Glee Clubs of the city took part in the contest, each one presenting a musical selection. The present officers of the Glee Club, elected early in February, are Roy Miller, president; Alice Warner, vice president; Mattie Peterson, secretary; and Stuart Green, treasurer. ..g£c'- ■ witili® [1291 THE Hl-Y CLUB THK Hl-V CLUB of Central is an organisation of junior and senior boys working together to create, maintain, and extend a high standard of Christian character throughout the school and community. Though the membership has been small, the club has enjoyed a very successful year, and has accomplished much of value both to the school, and to other Hi-Y clubs of the state. Of importance to the school was the publication of the Red and Blue Book. Over 1 .SCX) copies were sold. The freshman reception, an annual affair, was of great aid in giving the incoming freshmen a good start in Central, and in developing a strong school spirit among them. In addition to these functions, the club has charge of the second-hand book exchange in the front hall. The club accomplished a result of importance to other 1 li-Y clubs in originating a new ritual of initiation. The new ceremony was introduced to the clubs of the Twin Cities during the spring. It has been adopted by the Hi-Y clubs throughout the state since then. The biggest and most impressive speaker of the year at the regular meetings was “Dad” Elliot of Chicago. Other speakers were “Soney” Koiloi, Oliver Aas, and Otis MacCreery. Delegates were sent to the Older Boys’ Conference at Rochester, to the State Hi-Y Council at Minneapolis, and to the Moot Conference at St. Paul. Mr. Rodgers is faculty adviser of the club. Ben Van Sant is president. Lloyd James is vice-president. Horatio Walker is secretary, and Gilbert Willson is treasurer. 1131] uni LATIN CLUB THE LATIN CLUB Till : LATIN CLUB is the oldest and largest language organization in Central. It was organized in 1916 with a charter membership of 150. Dorrance White was chosen the adviser and ever since has heljjed to uphold the high standards of the club. All sophomores, juniors, and seniors are eligible for membership. The first quarter this year David Marclcy was elected president, but resigned his position shortly afterward, and the vice-president, Margaret Bell, succeeded him to office. During the same quarter Marion Booth was treasurer, and Virginia Carlson was secretary. The purpose of the club has been to encourage a social spirit at school, to bring the teachers and students together, and to promote a more general interest in the classics. This year the programs have been more varied than in the past. Although at every meeting there is something classical on the program, much of the time is devoted to songs, readings, and speeches, which are not of a nature entirely Greek or 1-atin. Some very clever plays have been presented this year, including “Perseus and Andromeda.” written by a freshman of Central, and “A School Boy’s Dream.” The club has been very fortunate the past year in securing such good speakers as Professor Cram of the Latin Department of the University of Minnesota: Miss Mary Harris. Latin teacher at Central: and Professor Gillette, also of the University of Minnesota. The last mentioned spoke on the relationship between the Latin and Spanish at a joint meeting of the Latin and Spanish Clubs. The present officers are Margaret Bell, president; Arline Oliver, vice-president: Louise Bannister, secretary; and Marion Christoph, treasurer. FMifnaniniinimfiiHMiraiitainMOOniiiimiatnmurwwtEaiin NmiKnNiuiiioisnKmaA 11«| THE RADIO CLUB CCOMPLETING the most successful year of its existence with the securing of j a license for its amateur transmitting station, the Radio Club is looking forward to an even brighter future. During the winter quarter, work was begun by members of the Radio Club on a 10 watt radiophone and transmitter. The instrument was completed early in the next term and a license was secured for its operation. The radiophone and code transmitter is known officially as 9 A W O. It is operated as an amateur transmitter and not as a broadcasting station. This has been heard by stations in Kansas, Indiana, North Dakota. Wisconsin, and Iowa. Even greater distances can be covered bv it if code is used. Among the club members are 14 licensed operators. The radiophone and code transmitter is operated by members of the club. Watches are assigned at regular meetings of the club. 1’sually three licensed operators and two unlicensed club members are assigned to a watch. The Radio Club is affiliated with the American Radio Relay League and operates its station as an amateur relay station. Because of the fact that the president and some of the most active members of the club graduated the preceding June, the Radio Club was one of the last of the various school organizations to begin work in the fall of 1922. The present officers of the Radio Club, elected at the first meeting of the club and re-elected early in March are 1-aurence Clousing, president; Milo Rollins, vice president; Cyril Brown, secretary-treasurer. The meetings are held every first and third Wednesday of every month. f 135 J Vjt SCANDINAVIAN CLUB LEADING the other clubs of Central in the presentation of exceptional literary and social programs, the Scandinavian Club ended a successful season on May 21. Among the noted speakers who have addressed the Scandinavian Club is X. X. Ronning. Mr. Konning is the editor of the “Family Magazine” and also of the “Xorth Star. His subject was “The Cultural Value of the Study of the Scandinavian Language.” 1). J. Orfiekl, who was formerly an instructor in the study of Xorse at Central High School, spoke to the Scandinavian club in the early part of the year. During the winter quarter. Miss K. Xorman addressed the club. Her topic was “My Travels in Sweden. She stressed the subject of the educational advantages in Sweden. Miss Xorman went to Europe last summer as a Fellow of the American-Scandinavian Foundation. The other speaker on the Scandinavian Club’s programs was Attorney Harry Lund of Minneapolis. He talked upon the first introduction of the Scandinavian languages in the high schools. Several noted singers have apjieared upon the Scandinavian Club’s programs this year. Miss Agnes Hotline, of the University of Minnesota, was a soloist at one of the meetings. She sang several Swedish and American songs. Walter Xewtnan. former instructor in Spanish at Central, and Hjardio Halamrast, of Minneapolis, have both appeared as singers at the meetings of the club this year. ()n May 24. I)r. Richard I’.urton, of the University of Minnesota, delivered a lecture in the Central High School auditorium under the auspices of the Scandinavian Club. I lis subject was “From Shakespeare to Ibsen.” A banquet was held during the latter part of April by the Scandinavian Clubs ot Central High School. Xorth High School, and South High School. It was given at the Traffic Club, located in the Metropolitan Life building. The present membership of the club is around 45 members. Miss M I.un-deeti and A. F.rdahl are the advisers of the club. S’xjr I «371 isen SPANISH CLUB THE SPANISH CLUB ?? 1SPANIA,” known more familiarly as “The Spanish Club” is an organi- .___, zation closely allied with the classroom, for its purpose is to study all things Spanish. The meetings of the club are held twice a month, on alternate Wednesdays, in the Housekeeping Suite. Every other Wednesday, executive meetings are held bv the officers and the committee chairmen. Efforts have been made to plan programs which are instructive as well as entertaining. Playlets, jokes, poems, games, and songs are presented in Spanish, and a few moments are set aside at the end of each meeting for conversations in the Spanish language. A great deal of interest is shown in the club, because of the social activities, and also because of the ever increasing popularity of the Spanish literature and language. Altogether the Spanish Club, under the direction of Mr. Brunner and Mrs. Gillette, is a credit to Central. The officers during the year were as follows: Fall Term: President, Senora Freeman; Vice President. Helen Shepard: Secretary, Ann Motley : Treasurer, Harriet Ellis. Spring Term: President, Ann Motley; Vice President. Harriet Ellis; Secretary, Earl Winget; Treasurer, Roy Miller. n� i esmjz-iio TORCH SOCIETY COMPOSED of 35 members this year, the Porch Society excels the record made last year. The Torch Society is a society formed last year, having for its direct pur]X sc the promotion of friendship and honor among the students whose superior school work lias entitled them to a place on the honor roll of the graduating classes. From the graduating classes this year, the majority of honor students are of the June class. Xo one from the class graduating in March reached the standard in scholastic work necessary to place him upon the honor roll, and thus entitle him to become a member of the Torch Society. It has become a custom of the school to give a banquet in honor of the Torch Society each year. Last year the banquet which was held in the housekeeping suite late in May was considered a great success. This year's banquet was just as successful. Principal R. T. Hargreaves. Assistant Principal Calvin V. Jarvis, and Miss Fannie Forester, dean of girls, heartily back up the Torch Society and its purpose. It has the support of the entire school, for it stands for the highest thing in scholastic standing. The requirements for membership in the 'Torch Society are that one must be a member of the honor rolls for exceptional scholastic work for the graduating classes during the year. The average necessary to become a member of the honor roll is 2.3000. • y ................................................................................................. t«iin� iietDsiT3tttn.Mi� i!Knfwt!iitMfniitttiaR7ti n'.uinKWiiciWBBTnnnni 11401 WRANGLERS' CLUB ONF OF Central's most active clubs is the W ranglers’ Club. Proof of this statement may be found by going over the history of the club for the year of 1922-1923, and seeing what it has accomplished in that time. The first debate in which the Wranglers’ Club took part this year, was that on the subject of “Resolved: That Capital Punishment Should Be Adopted By the State of Minnesota.” The result of the debate was a victory for the affirmative side. The second debate of the season given by the Wranglers’ Club was on the topic of “Resolved: That the World is Growing Better.” This debate was won by the Wranglers upholding the negative side of the question. “Resolved: That the Kansas Industrial Court Should Be Adopted By the State of Minnesota” was the subject of the third and most important debate of the current year. This question was first debated at Central. Later the debating teams went to Cannon Falls to debate upon the same topic. Si i SB SBUIBBfc8 4fpSi B Hi i r HfiHHBi HMPH.Si B Vr.,, mu HIGH SCHOOL ART CLUB C'i OM POSED of the students who are interested in the study of art in the j five senior high schools of this city, the High School Art Club has for its direct purpose the study, improvement, and promotion of Art, The Art Club’s program is a novel and interesting one. The club meets every Monday afternoon in the Art Institute. On alternate Mondays, speeches, talks, and demonstrations are given to members of the club by noted sculptors, portrait artists, and cartoonists. On the other Mondays, sketching classes are conducted by the club. Halvor Kasmunssen usually conducted the classes during the past year. Several noted artists have spoken to the Art Club members this year. Charles Wells, a well known and prominent sculptor of Minneapolis, spoke upon “Clay Modelling as an Art.” and demonstrated his talk by several clay models. Pins were chosen by the Art Club members this year. The pins are in the design of a pallet and brush, the sign of an artist. Designs were made by members of the club and presented at regular meetings for approval. The design finally accepted was made by a Central student. The executive part of the club is headed by Brian Townsend, of Central, president, and a council of ten. chosen by the club to confer with the various artists, teachers, and critics. Mf Ik HmuueiPii ftwwtiititiiitiiuiFwtnitutiUMiiirwirfliJiib’muiiuiniwininioiiitfrr iuiiniianntrwwiitm [H2J n.FfuJiQO. ’WE LIVE ON A SLICE Or GOLDEN SUNSHINE - AND A CUP OF CORNING AIR. WHICH SHOWS THAT THE BEST WAV TO KEEP MILK SWEET IS TO LEAVE IT IN THE COW! THIS GUV HAS BILLY SUNDAY LOOKIN’ UKE A WEED HURDLER. THE KID IS INTELLIGENT BUT A BIT ABSENT-MINDED THE BOY BEGS HER TO BET HIS BEAN-BUSTER-BUT SHE GIVES HIM A COLD HA-HA WE LAUGH j HA-HA WE SING,JTRA-LA BUT WE ARE SERIOUS ANEW IF THIS DAME DOESN’T GRAB THE LAURELS FOR BUST l N' WAS A HAND PAINTED PRUNE TWO SMALL KIDS IN A BIG CRUEL WORLD. THESE BOVS MEAN) ANECDOTES OE THE FAMOUS MHW HILDEN tells of this touching experience in his eventful life. At the time he relates about, he was accepting board and room in a certain institution for a definite and predetermined period of time. Hildcn has always had a naive habit of employing his saucer when drinking coffee or a similar fluid. 1'he process, though highly satisfying to Mew, was a source of considerable annoyance to the other inmates—er—boarders at the institution, so said others planned to make it impossible for the unpolished hero to continue his noisy ways. Following out their scheme, the plotters bribed the person who issued the rations to perforate Mew’s saucer. (Ed. Note. The saucers, as well as the other china, were of necessity, tin.) The dastardly deed was done, and, needless to say. our hero suffered a frequently burnt tongue as a result. Old dogs cannot be taught new tricks. But, Hildcn smilingly relates, he fooled the gang; he plugged up the perforations with Wrigley's and resumed the even course of his life. Allowing for a peculiar taste in whatever he was drinking, everything inhaled perfectly. In conclusion he says that the dumb bunch never thought of depriving him of the saucer entirely. (Ed. Note. Anyway, he grew weary of the place and left via the coal chute shortly after the incident.) |=l-f MEW HU.DEN MANY people 1 � not know that Mew Hilden took a correspondence course in advertising, but such is the case. To prove it, the following follows: (Note—For it. he was expelled from the correspondence school.) What is ordinary tooth paste good for? Only to use on one's teeth. What is Dentist’s Pride good for? Ah, you have asked a question. Why. mechanics use it as a valve-grinding com| ouud, various artisans employ it as a polish, in fact, even rubl cr may be polished with it. Housekeepers have successfully used it to clean burned or smoked utensils. What more do you want? Therefore, buy Dentist’s Pride ami you will not have to worry over your own teeth very long. Mew Hilden will probably take charge of classes in ‘‘The Technique of Practical Jail Breaking. He will lecture after school for the benefit of advanced skippers. The subject is good for one demerit in military drill. imyii(wtBiiuti£itiiirawsi!i:iii)jfTOiiitiiiiiutfmB(«:iii«i U(iiniimiKiT� !nraw H-M] BY Prof. Josiah ’Pinker. B.B.L.Y.. A.W.O.L., N.G., S.O.L., and B.V.D. HOW TO EAT NOODLE SOLT IX ORDER that the serious purpose of this thesis will he understood, a few preliminary historical facts pertaining to the subject matter of the soup must be stated. Xoodles are closely related to macaroni and the foreign spaghetti; but neither of these are comparable to the noodle in activeness, the spaghetti, when in its native element, is considered by some to he a worthy foe. The macaroni is merely spaghetti plus a hole, just as a doughnut is a bismark plus a perforation. Xoodlcs arc safely quiescent when in the dry state, but become instruments of evil fairly quivering with eagerness when wet. This startling- transformation in the presence of water is really the cause of this article. There arc several methods, varying in degree of possibility, by which the noodle maybe removed from the soup and conveyed to the mouth. The first and least tried way is to insinuate a spoon under the noodle chosen and lift gently in order to determine the center of the equilibrium. This never succeeds because one of the peculiarities of the noodle is the nervous character of its center of gravity. Another method, whose application is productive of exhilirating excitement, is to spear the noodles with a fork. This way, however, is liable to attract undue attention so amateurs are cautioned to practice it in private, if at all. If it were not for one Haw. the following way would he quite clever. Since it takes into consideration the capillary action between an absorbent solid and a liquid, a liberal supply of crackers should be provided. The idea is to soak up the liquid in which the noodles are contained, to uncover them. All would be well, but it is impossible to eat the amount of crackers required; and. it would be foolish waste to dispose of them in any other way. Therefore, in view of the defects of the methods introduced. I offer this last method; trusting to the perception of the reader to see that its full efficiency can be realized only after diligent practice. The noodles are allowed to settle down, the first victim chosen and the spoon gently insinuated under its head. The object is to coil the noodle in the spoon. Possible excitement or nervousness must not be allowed to interfere with the steadiness of the spoon; it should lx- allowed to follow its inclination. The correct form i to disregard the incident and try for another. Although amateurs usually bungle several attempts, the average percentage is not great enough to warrant the beginner’s becoming discouraged. WHY THE CAKES? FP OR a whole year this question has enraged my scientific curiosity why do they surround an ice-cream slice with those execrable cakes? Hut I have isolated and labelled the whole noncty at last. For why are such things perpetrated? To enhance gastromic enjoyment, you say. But. after repeatedly insulting my taste. I say yes in the negative. To discover the ulterior motive. I further depraved my appetite, corrupted my financial status, and contracted a cold. I sampled and assimilated innumerable decorated slices of frozen cream, but only the cold penetrated to my consciousness. Then recently I gave up because my health could no longer stand the strain: the sight of an ice cream sandwich caused cold shivers to run up, or maybe it was down, my back. Anyhow. I began to take the slices without the horrible covers, and lo. my fingers became numb and the answer burst within my cranium -the cakes are merely insulators, self-disposing and economical. jTtk [U51 mmmtMmmm. iiimitsiiminiiiiiiiiiHiuiiaHiii IBHiai| §) )wflllin!IIIIIIWI %JT l(W Blirriiatlliff lIllll!inillMlllllWIIUlMlllllTollllini!IUIfl(!OT 11461 CLUBS AND ORGANIZATIONS As seen by the lion. Elder Berry, Janitor-in-Waiting. PRESS CLUB BANDED together for mutual protection, the Press Club was renewed and perpetuated. or rather perpetrated again this year. Its inimitable motto, “Kwitcherhcliakin was accurately dedicated to the long-suffering student body. As ever, the members hang out in the news rooms. Curiously, meetings always seem to fall on examination days. Making a heroic and temporarily successful tight against all temptation, the boys managed to renew the club without any feminine assistance whatsoever. But said feminine formed a faction of its own in competition. And, Allah forgive, the two factions combined like two pieces of water in the same dish. The worst had missed connections, but arrived later; the feminine faction captured the presidency. In the words of the poet, men ain’t got no chance nohow.” THE SENIOR COUNCIL THE Senior Council is a group organized to help the school, and it's a fact: having these students where they can be watched is a help to the school. Of course, etiquette requires that the doubted ones be given a fair trial, so ejections are held regularly. As remarkable example of school spirit, it is pointed out that nominations are invariably made by friends of the accused. Thus far the’ senior class has been severely handicapped because the number it is allowed to elect is restricted; therefor, only extreme cases have been eliminated. It is fervently hoped that in the future the memltership will be determined by the popular demand. FRENCH CLUB BECAUSE the instructors were naturally sot agin sech goins’ on,” and didn’t believe in such things anyway; the French Club was organized for two main reasons. The first i a colorful one, the translation of those eulogistic advertisements of compounds which are supposed to not only improve upon Nature, but to leave her in the powder. The success of the project is admitted by all except the optically defunct. Secondly, to conduct an educational campaign in the rudiments of Menu reading. Undoubtedly, this project will l� c of great value; a formerly ignorant swain will be able to gaze a waiter fearlessly in the eye and order, with perfect equanimity, a meal for two. He will be in a position to discuss the forthcoming courses with at least a partial knowledge of their probable ingredients and composition. Furthermore, he may address the waiter as Garcon” without a bit of embarrassment or doubt as to the proper incorrectness of his pronunciation. LATIN CLUB Q TUDENTS and subjects of Latin organized long ago under the motto, Misery Loves O Company,” to support each other against Roman ghosts. They have, in a spirit of pathetic satire, adopted the heroic words, “Vox faucibus hacsit, as typical of their experiences. The club meets at least once a week to revive those falling by the wayside, worn out by the daily seances. As an experiment promising entertainment an anti-flop group organized, under the explanatory phrase, “Nimiun Ne Crede Colorc.” Results hatched like weeds; the bunch has its standard about its neck, and its back to the wall. THE OTHERS OF THE other clubs, altogether too little is known. It is strongly suspected that they arc the secret organizations that the quarterly questionaires arc so persistently, anxiously. inquisitive about. Take the Scandinavian, for instance. Who are its members; what habitual activity do they pursue Saturday night? And the Footlights Club; it is rankly suspected that is one of Mr. Rhode’s intelligence tests in disguise, to determine adolescent patience. Glee Club: Mr. Morse, out of the depths of his scaled heart (you know those music scales), took pity on a bunch of apartment house serenaders and found a place where they could safely work off their grouches. The Radio Club ought to be expelled. It is claimed that they inflict shocking tortures on prospective numbers. Anyway, the room is needed for putting practice for members of the Golf Club. Between times, it could be used by the Cadets so that the Major's 75-milIimctrc voice could be effectively controlled. During nights the Farmers could coop their chicks in there. AH in all. that coop on the third floor is certainly needed. 1147] Vjt aiiiuDtniiJ wjjwiiiiiiiraaiitiKMiituHKinitittaiiHiuniHiniiBBBBTannni Ain’t Nature Grand? TO THE FLAPPER Your eyebrows arc the loveliest Of all I have known; But tell me, flapper. Arc they your own? Your flying bobbed tresses Of brown I adore; But what color, flapper. Were they before? Cheeks of rose-petal softness Lips of rouged flame; But are they, flapper. Always the same? Yet even if, flapper. Your methods arc trite, Will you take in a show With me tonight? —Sheik A DAUGHTER’S MESSAGE A doubtful sage Wished the marriage Of his daughter to a personage Of wealth and poundage; Daughter took the stage In a rage; That bird’s a cage Of excessive pottage; His acreage Would fill one carriage— Leaving me on footage— His visage Would damage Or stop any assemblage. He pays homage To cribbage— Toy of dotage— Yet you presage My marriage To that image Of a sausage! NIX! WHEN THE COOKS WENT ON STRIKE Give us some grub.” the lunch line cried In the hallways starving. When the heated cooks in the kitchens wide Grew weary of endless carving. The empty pots, in eloquence, I-ay cold and mocking now; And the absence of the varied scents Proved the absence of the chow. There was no food; a student said, There is no need to borrow— Nothing to buy, save instead. And liojie for a change tomorrow.” They paced about the spacious floor. The thousand starving kindred; Senior, freshman, and sophomore. And junior from four hundred. They talked of grub, and not of test; Forgot was other trouble; Each one recalled what he liked best, Tho most thought of dog and double.” Voice after voice caught up the wail, Until its plaintive throb Caused hearts of the cooks to fail. And they came back upon the job. Then once again the kitchens rang Wtih the busy preparation; And, lining up, the hungry sang In joyful expectation. ’Twill soon be my turn— No hope in sight— Oh. Fate, ring the bell; I cannot recite. Two minutes more— She's looking my way; Ring out ye bells And save the day. She opens her lips— Carry me away— “Class is excused; I’m busy today.” Shaking of dumbbells, there's he who thinks Daniel Mich is a town. [148] OWED OX SOCKS H is Mush leaped up when he perceived A large hole in his sock. ’Twas only small when it began; The weave was such that the fracture rar Till no one who saw was deceived That it was a plain clock. A whole sock is essential to any man. Unless the hole by kindly chance Is safely hidden from the public glance. ACT I A lonely cat A playful dog Bystanders All agog. ACT II A handy branch . Xot very low A cat alwvc A dog below. ♦ • SCENT (S) LESS? Said the onion To the bunion. We ought to form a union melodious; Because my dear— I hope it’s clear— We inhabit an atmosphere malodorous. I'd like to ask her out And take her all about; She's nice and sweet. But if we eat, She orders saner kraut. • • Da besta froot in da Ian’ Da incomparable banau’; You don varry about Gettin’ dirt in da maut Tho you cat him from da ban.’ As I write this. I’m torn With a desire to mourn A nut across the way; It seems he was born To wear out a horn Without learning how to play. GERTY AGAIN Of all the jobs No one wishes The apex is Washing dishes. —Gerty. The stork has brought a little peach. The nurse said with an air. “I’m mighty glad, the father said He didn't bring a pair. • • The other night I took my girl For a walk. She said she was tired. So we sat down In the park. Then she said Her hands were cold So I held them for her; And then She said She was cold all over. So I gave her my overcoat. She has spoken to inc since. There was once a student called Cheat, Whose work seemed exceedingly neat— One day in a stew. She cried, What shall I do? For the friend on her right changed her scat. And a student there was, known as Gethy. Who looked for bright people to set by, She meant to get through By what other folks knew But the teachers refused her to let by. PERSISTENCY I called her, But she refused to come I begged— I threatened— I scolded— I even swore; But to no avail, She would not come to me. I stood silently for a while, And watched her. I saw her go To Jack. To Dick. To Tom, To Ed. But she would not come to me. Finally I decided on one more attempt— She came. Dice are peculiar. 1149 J [OSD KNIGHTS OF THE KWKEK KUT K1MOXA! HALT! Infamous sirs! Once more—this time in secret and without public notice—the infliction of the Rites of the Turning Worm was attempted on a destined victim. Woe be unto the Worm that turneth not according to Hoyle and the Ritual. Furthermore, the Rites, the right ones, were omitted by the well-known Slopfly, in honor of the improbable, visit of the Grand Disintegrating Flyslop. And woe unto the name, the worm was a caterpillar, a furry, striped, one of visibly subnormal intelligence. (The Appendix selected it from a list of two accidental applicants.) More woe. While the Kommittee was reinforcing themselves for the ordeal, the worm turned! Unpardonable infringement of the rules—turned into a butterfly. Lastly, while the Kommittee was watching the bird and debating; the Kat ate the aforesaid bird! The curse of King Foot-An’-Koni be on the Kat, the worm and the butterfly— lizard. • • Hubby was away, the hills were due, and wide had no money, so she telegraphed hubby tor some. But hubby telegraphed hack only kisses and a promise of a check in a day or two. It was but a short while later that lie received this telegram. ‘'Never mind. Gave landlord one of your kisses, lie's satisfied. Wife.” A shy young minister was called upon to make a speech at a wedding. I Ic was pitifully embarrassed and his nervousness was increased because he could not think of a fitting text. At last he began in desperation : F-Father. f-forgive these two; they know not what they do. For a long moment he gazed deep into her eyes. At last he said joyously: “Yes, you do!” “Yes,” she answered almost sorrowfully, “I suppose 1 will have to wear glasses.” IN OTHER WORDS B. T. E.—What can you say about the race for rubber? Randy—Well, it was neck and neck. (Kind old lady to glum little hoy): Why arc you so sad, little boy?” Boy—I swallered my gum. K. L.—‘Tshaw! That's not dangerous; cheer up. Boy—That ain't it; it belonged to my brother an' he's bigger than me. SONG She lost her complexion While riding one day; Sad food for reflection— The wind blew it away. Chorus Oh, vandal wind To be so unkind, Now, where will she find Her complexion? Not in the forest or the mountain rocks. Not in the streams or the summery locks, But in a queer, hand-painted box Will she find her complexion. She found her complexion— Sad paradox— Sa l food for reflection. In a pretty box. DITTO. Sez the steak to the diner, Don’t get rough: I may be cooked, But I'm still tough.” Soph.—How long will Green Stockings run ? Frosh—As long as any other kind, I suppose. FURS. Maud—Nellie had a skunk around her neck at the party last night. Kitty—Yes. 1 don’t like the men she runs around with either. 11511 ilmiliui iiinBia i S oiiiiiiiMWiJimiiaM Vir BEHIND THE BALCONY PILLAR THE DRAMATIC VIEW DEDICATED TO THIS STAGEHANDS Unknown, UnhOnorcd, and Unhung HR MIX IE TWO acts of it. but, as has been proved, two wrongs never make a right. The cast played to a full house and won; the audience came mostly in pairs. Of course, the number of people who saw and suffered were many, but the morbid curiosity peculiar to some folks accounts for that part of it. Most of the audience displayed a natural restlessness at first, but, when it was sung, the Lullaby was quite unnecessary. The play is to be commended for allowing sincere acting. For instance in the crisis the cast sang and danced the Gavotte, and it's a fact; it nearly gave out about then. Admirable self-control characterized the work of the diminutive villain. Not once did he attempt to retaliate to the treatment accorded, handed, or booted him by the pompous “Ravvy.” Yet, when he confessed to the list of indiscretions, his pathetic desire to include the owner of an ever-rcady boot could be easily discerned. The court ball scene was played with brilliant naturalness. Everybody forgot, when forgetting was really effective, the next movement of the nursery ballet. Mr. Morse’s excitement at this turn of affairs added a delightful touch of unrestrained feeling to the scene. Stage hands, chief, assistants, and amateurs supplied the only entertainment of the evening. They could lie seen rushing hither and elsewhere, supporting or repairing scenery demolished by the many actors in the throes of their artistic fervor. They arc to be praised for the success of their efforts; only half of the settings had to be replaced after the first night and the other half the next night. Otherwise, the play was O. K. THE GHOST STORY THIS spirited mistake haunts us yet. Its very nebulosity spoiled an otherwise enjoyable class day. Only seniors were allowed to expose themselves to it because it was feared that lower classmen lacked the proper restraint in such a situation. The dance scene was a hopping success. The pointed remarks made by the coach and prompters behind the scenes drowned out the phonograph. Frightened stagehands refused to stay back stage with the coach, but wanted to come out where they could enjoy the protection of the cast and the audience. When things got under way, each and every couple enthusiastically endeavored to gain the partial protection of the sofa. The resultant confusion was enjoyed by all present. A thrill aside from any supposed to be in the plot, featured the last scene. For a momentous moment, it was feared that the heroine was in danger of being bitten. In fact, the expression on the face of the hero promised anything. Even yet, the question of his intentions at the moment is debatable. £? Ik Vjt iiwimmiiHiiiw nniiiinra r i52i A TAILOR-MADE MAN A TAILOR, who was interviewed on the first act, said, I wouldn't let that guy press my B. V. D.’s if said B. V. D.’s was made of asbestos. I’ll bet he thinks creases are for making walking easier, to cut the air. Didja notice what he did with the wet rag? Betcha he thinks it’s used to keep the iron cool. Bah! The second act was dry; liquid refreshments were served so often it looked as if it was done to spite the audience. The climax in thrills came without warning. In fact, the audience held its breath in tear of an impending catastrophe. Courage is demanded of all present when someone is in danger of—er—walking out of his habiliments. The third act was almost a strike. At first the general impression was that the stagehands were quitting. That wouldn’t have been strange, considering the prolonged insult to their profession; for that reason the impression still lingers. “Miss Efficiency” was too much for one tired business man, lie gazed in dazed wonder and at last he groaned, There ain’t none such,” and staggered away, weeping. By the end of the third act. the stagehands were about exhausted. Some were slightly ‘ mixed and wandering; so that the tailor shop in the fourth act was quite changed since the first. Perhaps said changes were supposed to represent the ravages of time and not of stagehands. Right here it must be stated that they have improved; they the have so timed all their unnecessary noises that the orchestra is heard at least fifty per cent of the time. There is room for further improvement, however. The last act barely placed; it came forth. John Marshall, who is in a position to judge, said, “By gum, if they don’t stop this here thing. I’ll call the cops.” Finally, it must he said that the whole melee began as it ended, with a pressing scene. GREEN STOCKINGS WHY they called it that isn't clear yet. The only reason visible was the lane with which the so-called play could be advertised. Incidentally, the shades of green walking around at the time were as many as the walkers. Oh, well, the doctors say green is restful to the eyes, so no harm was done. The entrance of the hero caused quite a sensation. A crap game which had been disturbing the performance was going on behind the scenes among the stagehands. As the leading man went by to the stage, a contestant saw his uniform. A raid! he shouted, and the excitement started. The stagehands scattered to the proverbial four winds, pulling down scenery, and falling over everything handy. Things were finally quieted down by the coach, who rushed some smelling salts and a squad of janitors headed bv the redoubtable J. Marshall. To tell the truth, things got too quiet; the audience waited with swiftly diminishing hope for more of such entertaining diversion, but only one occurred. Curiosity got the better of one stagehand and he sampled a sample of the liquid that featured so prominently in the barrage. He did so with supreme confidence and his disappointment was pathetic; he was with difficulty restrained from expressing his opinions to the audience. Otherwise the curiosity was understandably misinterpreted. V- ■' jmwittwBmmiieinro snniiHiwiKtimwrrtiHiqnHfrtTsciuiir.iinnitmwrntrni r i53i How to Lind Your Ford Troubles 1 IF YOU OWN A UTTLE. FORD CAR AND THE THING IT PROVES A PEST. TAKE AND GENTLY RIP THE BUGGY STRIP IT OF IT'S PRIDE AND XT THEN WASH YOUR HANDS AND TEETH ANO ’ROUND NDUR SHOULDERS PUT A COT AND YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO FIX T AND NOU NEVER GET A REST— BAG T UP- HAUL IT TO A UUNK BUS GIVE VT TO THE SWENEE-BOY AND TAKE ATRIP AWAY UP-TOWN AND BUY A REGULAR. Boat. „ CfHEN NOU’l-U FLOP1) wmwiiiiioiiiiiiwiRiiii 1154] Son of Sitting Bull, me, Fatting Calf. Gotta broadcast this, tho it make me laugh. Received a radio from King Tut today; Have to tell you what he had to say. That sheik's the most pessimistic cuss I know; Startum huild a tomb—got long way to go. lie have urn plenty trouble; workmen all run loose, Strike: want sample royal embalming juice. Haveum lots of trouble with mother-in-law; Say she pussy with automatic jaw. Then he quit; heardum squaw voice, china crash, Guess he no watch out; in-law cook his hash. Some time ago, heap big chief, Uh-Noc-Swipc, Come seeum pa. smokemn medicine pipe. Pretty near start war right then and there Pipe ain’t cleaned for moons, big chief lose hair. Plenty mad-hop around with tomahawk: Pa quietum down with slug of private stock. You bet he quiet; he long time sleeping lay; Warriors got tired wait; carried uni away. Me talkem fortune-teller; this he say: ‘‘Heap big wigwam stand where we camp, some day. Say he dream see hundreds young papoose Push down stairs; a hungry pack let loose. Older bucks who walk down stairs invite wreck. Starving young papoose hop on their neck. Say he seeum maidens fair as dawn Like dawn, changeum color as time goes on. Packum medicine hag to keep spirits away. Makum funny medicine many times a day, Takum shining hoard, skokum rabbits tail. Rub him face, makum strangely pale. See queer things happen under wide roof Lot many people vellum heads off. Seeum big chief to bucks make strong talk. Fortune-teller he now quit spiel. He say like tcllum more be no feel. So 1 say enough, no longer stop. Me no say it. but that nut full of hop. ViT itniiiiitMuuinKQt’uiP iifiioisiiiinsiiiuiKuxit niuQt'KT yiMiHiMiiiniiRnittftqTnni f IS5] ilBiilwliii V ' [1561 fi iwniyu nWBiiiiiiniiiiii in Getting Personal PAGE SHERLOCK Ann—He is as honest as the (lay is long. Dave—What docs he do nights? • NOW WE KNOW Sam—Yes, I swim the crawl. Marie—So. that’s why you go so slow! Bert—Yes, I did Time once. Dorothy—Bert 1 You—a jailbird? Bert—Oh, dear, no; in a play—carried a scythe around, you know. TWO BAD Eddie—Ever hear the story of the three eggs ? Stella—N’o. Eddie—Two bad. V'. M.—We ought to sec that show at the ■‘Met by all means. (I. T.—Yeah, and it will take all my means to see it. YES. WHO WOULD NOT? C. E.—'Djer Kiss? L. J.—Hudnut? B. L.—Got any money? A. H.—Yeh; lend me a nickel so I can get a decent lunch. THE O. K. K. O. II. J. R.—Give a concrete example of inertia. R. Thomas—A sidewalk. CLOUDY She—Shall we discuss weather? He (with lean purse) — Yes. whether we'll go to Child’s or the Radisson. Prof.—John, why are you looking at your watch so often ? Stude—I was afraid that you would not have time to finish your interesting lecture. THE WORST PLACE Setre—Where is my hat? G. K.—On the telephone. Setre—On the telephone? I wonder what ridiculous thing 1 shall find it on next. G. K. Your head, probably. Paul—“Why do you always buy your clothes on the installment plan?' Roy- “They try to give me stuff that will last until the installments arc paid.” POOR CADDIE! I). Booth (after terrible drive)—“Well, sonny. I guess I'm about the worst golfer in the world. Caddie— Oh. no. sir; there arc a lot worse than you, but they don't play. I knead thee every hour. sang the baker as he mixed up another batch of dough. ESSAY ON PANTS Pants are made for men and not for women. Women are made for men and not for pants. When a man pants for a woman and a woman pants for a man. that makes a pair of pants. Pants are like molasses, they are thinner in hot weather; and thicker in cold weather. There has been much discussion as to whether pants is singular or plural: but it seems to us when men wear pants it's plural; and when they don't it's singular. If you want to make the pants last make the coat first. SnfiiW 1157) TV myosQm Vir iciiii� iinnKnQitw)iuwifliim wan� wi«Bnwnim SKIMMING THE CREAM OF THE NEWS EMERALD Frcshie—What arc you trying to do? Make a fool of me. Senior—No, I never interfere with Nature. Teacher—What is the Liberty Hell? C. Ayres—The one that rings at the end of the eighth period. These days you can just about judge the civilization of a nation by the numbers of busted tires along the highways. See—She reminds me of geometry. Saw—How’s that ? See—Mostly angles. Mew Hildcn says a pessimist is only an optimist in reverse- If you want to make a good speech, take your hands out of your pockets, open your mouth wide, and throw yourself into it. One sport says he guesses “King Lear” is the latest winner among race horses. Whether it’s cold Or whether it's hot. We must have weather. Whether or not. Stude—What is first degree murder? Prof Let me demonstrate. Yes. it remains to be seen just like the tail of a daschund coming around a corner. Mew Hiidcn says that a stray cat leads a dog’s life—every time the dog sees the cat first. O. K. (talking of bad habits)—What is it we find so easy to get into and so hard to get out of. Bert—Bed! Nut—Solomon was a wise man. No. So.—Wise? Say. would any man with brains accumulate 700 samples of trouble. Even a fox chases chickens, so don’t blame those who aren’t wise. “You look sweet enough to eat, He whispered soft and low. “I do,” the fair one answered, “Where do you want to go?” Her Him Lights Dim Papa Speaks Him Sneaks FINIS. Sun—He was driven to his grave. Let—Certainly. You couldn’t expect him to walk. Girls must be fed, TlwV their eyes be blue; My purse is reducing Since I’ve met you. You may have your troubles, but think of a one-armed paper hanger with the hives. One hundred years ago today. In the wilderness then here, With powder in his gun, the man Went out to get the deer. But now the thing is somewhat changed— And on a different plan; With powder on her face, the dear Goes out to get the man. Father- What is your favorite hymn, daughter? Jam—The one you chased over the wall last night. Freshmen arc grassy. Sophomores arc sassy. Juniors are brassy. And seniors are classy. 16SI ] HiroiwunniimB GARNETT JOHNSON GLADYS KNUTSOI VIRGINIA MARTI MARGARET PACE ELIZABETH HARTZELL ANN MOTLEY JEAN ANN MORRISQ1 CATHERINE HOC? LUCILE PLETCHE RUBY PIERCE ????????• HAZEL THOMA GRACE LICKLI HARRIET ELLI CATHERINE ROIP LOUISE COFFIN STELLA PORT CATHERINE HOL' CHARLOTTE HOW BARBARA THOMPSON BETTY HEWITT ICK MAY PAUL KRANZ MILO ROLLINS yBILL FRENCH -BERT LECK TEiVART GREEN ETH SETRE ALVIN LIBBY PAUL KANUIT EN VAN SANT QRGE KILGRIFF ERT HEBNER ORGE TOWNSEND SHORT OE FLEMING YD JAMES QME RIEBETH AVE MARCLEY •N HAMILTON L ALLARD DIE SCHUGENS iiiumai[cwiBiiiiiiuiibTratisnNii!iimtmarauTOB«ir.HrtT?atniiHniiWJ5nwamiiiNi [1601 MEW IIILDEX SEZ— The man who counts iri this world is the cashier. I wonder if the poet who wrote about the “window in his soul is any relation to the suv who had a pane in his stomach? Does Santa Claus let an Eskimo his lawn, or does he cut it with an icicle. Pearls come from oysters, but diamonds usually come from some poor fish. One should argue with a mule face to face. When a girl swears she has never been kissed, that is why she swears. If a bathing beauty were looking for a date, would the water-meter ? Shooting dice for a living sure is a shaky business. The signs in hotels that read: “Have you left anything? should read: Have you anything left ?’ Gosh. I'm embarrassed. I gotta patch in the seat of my pants. Don't let that bother you. Think how you would feel if the patch wasn't there. Voice from upstairs window as Al is paying his nightly visit: “Garnet, why don’t you take that young man around to the back of the house so he can see the sunrise? METERS. There are meters of accent. There arc meters of tone, But the best way to meet her, Is to meet her alone. WHILE THEN AGAIN— There are letters of accent, There arc letters of tone. But the best way to letter. Is to letter alone. —— � - - «'•• “We are lost,” the captain stuttered, As he staggered down the stairs; “See the Lost and Found Committee,” Someone cried—and dodged the chairs. ADVANCED KCONOM ICS J. E. - Lathrop. what is the difference between capital anti labor? Dick—Capital is what you loan and labor is what it takes to get it back. A VIRTUOUS EXAMPLE She doesn't paint. She doesn't rouge. She doesn’t smoke, She doesn't booze. She doesn't kiss. She doesn’t pet. She’s thirty-eight. And single yet! When you lend a guy a dime And he pays it back in time— That's borrowing. If you lend a guy a jit. And you’re still waiting for it— That's experience! He- I'm half inclined to kiss you. She—How stupid of me! I thought you were round shouldered. And she turned her ttltra red lips upwards. OH, SORROW. Poodle Why did Miss Terrier throw you down? Mouse Hound—Aw, she said she didn’t want a guy who wouldn’t even make a decent sausage. Peg—Why do you always write on the napkins? Lee Merely catching the crumbs of your conversation, my dear. When tomatoes arc growing They have to be bugged; When girls arc growing, They have to be ..... A wonderful singer was Mayme McGee, She never was known to get off the key. She never was known to get off- Aw gwan! How could she get off when she never got on? mmm [1611 MWMHONWUtHIMI Vir DriiHjRtnBSiHmainia HiiniutfiiRXvnan A Ei eoiTCO ©v E=LX Tf X As GIRL is like WASHOAV. NOT A THING TO HER EXCEPT CLOTHES PINS AND A HEAVY LIME. a panocrous joint? DO YOU KNOW? THAT WITHOUT CARK-NEJSS ,Nl HT COULD NOT THAT A BIRO IN TUE HAND, IS OORTR A STITCH IN TIN E FIND ACL OBJECTS SM THIS PICTURE THAT BEGIN VJITU(g )£UCH AS BUNK,ETC- AN INSTRUMENT op the: i nvortacjs. y-HIUBM V (iwimwiicii'iirawniiuiiiiniHiiiiiiwiriiniii (1621 wiiiiLittHimiiwiiwiiiiiHHirwi'Htnmiiw TWENTY YEARS AGO-Ladies wore hustles. Cream was five cents a pint. Most young men had livery hills. You never heard of a tin Lizzie.” Milkshake was a favorite drink. Farmers came to town for their mail. Canteloupes were muskmelons. Nobody listened in on a telephone. The hired girl drew $1.50 a week. Nobody swatted the fly. “So this is what they mean when they say. ‘You have turned up missing,' remarked Napolcan MCLX1V as they led him into the Hotel Del Nutland. Prof.—What do they mean when they say. “Get down to brass tacks. ? Willie—I dunno: we only got iron ones at our house. SAD PICTURES A man trying to get under the same umbrella with a feminine person wearing one of those lamp shade hats, while it is raining felinely plus coninety. PERSONAL If you would make a peevish girl, Out of one that ain’t. Just remark. “Matilda, I thing I smell fresh paint. Said the paper to the pencil, If anything I lack, I ask someone for it— So scratch my back. Pencil: If anyone should ask What and where my biz; I’d loudly make the answer: Scratching backs of paper is. STRONG AFFECTION Roses arc red, Violets arc blue; Garlic is strong— I'm garlic for you. Jack dear, do you believe in disarmament ? Not unless I hear someone coming.” BREVITY She—Why arc you smiling? He—I looked at your skirt. She—Is it especially funny? He—It's the soul of wit. She—What’s that bump on the front of the car? He—Oh, the radiator just had a boil. ( •i.nlimifil on next '«( '•) [16Jj THE END :nww!iiiaiiii(iMiKmi(DK;i[F9f«r.n:!ii|]RfiiiHiiiiiuifran(.(KiRTinisviniH(i!iiinnn«ifrrrni [16-41 Central High news j Oldest City High School Paper I rpHE connecting medium be- i A tween the parents and the activities of the school. A weekly j chronicle of all that is of interest to students and alumni of Central High School, the News is worthy j of the whole hearted support of Central student body. Subscribe Next Quarter! | Alumni! ! The News will be sent to you at any address in the j United States for $ i .50 a year j I CIRCULATION - - - 2,000 j Patronize Cent ration Advertisers LANE. PIPER y JAFFRAY. Inc. COMMERCIAL PAPER INVESTMENT SECURITIES BANKERS ACCEPTANCES 1208 Fir� t Nat.-Son Line Bldjt.. Minneapolis 1526 Merchant Nat. Bank BUtf.. St. Paul CORRESPONDENTS Bayne. 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WELD SONS 620 Nicollet A've. oArt Stationers and Jewelers •+ + Please Mention the Centralian { Ve wish to announce that we carry such nationally known apparel for young men as: IManhattan Shirts Tyson Shirts Interwoven Hose { Munsingwear Gordon Hats Arrow Collars Sporting Goods j JOHN ENGQUIST SONS j MENS FURNISHINGS j 3 WEST LAKE ST. u Apparel for SMen IVho Care Speaking of Football Otto: I think Casper will be our best COMPLIMENTS OF man next year. Jerry S.: Oh, Otto! This is so sudden! The Perkins Miss Me Dill: When was the great revival of learning? Ben Van Sant: Just before exams. Company j FRED R. E. NELSON DEALER IN Engravers of Your Graduation STAPLE AND FANCY Invitations GROCERIES Colfax 0928 Colfax 0929 622 NICOLLET WE HANDLE DAY S BAKERY GOODS MINN EAPOLIS 3307 Fourth Avrnue South • • Patronise Centra linn Advertisers EHEIM DRUGS Established 1912—1923 Prescriptions carefully compounded. Candies and School Supplies Fountain Sendee 3501 Fourth Ave., So. Geneva 8044 | NORTHWESTERN COSTUME HOUSE LOUIS KOPFMANN. Prot r «o. f Theatrical Costumers I heatrical. Carnival and Character Costumes, Wigs and Beards lor Kent. Make-Up Material for Sale. 808 MARQUETTE AVE. MINNEAPOLIS Photographer: Do you want your pic- j tures large or small? j Bert Hcbner: Small, please. Photographer: Well, close your mouth then. Miss Me. (speaking of Gods): Who brought the Greeks their wonderful dreams? Geo. T.: The Sandman. “Gee the senior's think they're great. ’Cause they’re going to graduate. Guess they think the school'll die When they leave old Central High. Margaret M.: Are late hours good for one? Donald B.: No. But they’re fine for two. 4------------------------------------—— THE GIFT IDEAL Something your friends j Official cannot buy—your like- Photographcr ness in a for Classes of 1 .923 HUBNER-ULTRA-FINE PHOTOGRAPH Please Mention the Centraliott Live Bait Frogs- Minnows Fishing Tackle Guns Ammunition BREEDERS EXCHANGE Northwest Leading Pet Store 334 E. LAKE STREET MINNEAPOLIS. MINN. DYKEWATIiR 7Jo� All Breeds of Dogs, Birds. Rabbits, Ferrets, and Ciold-fish. Canary Seed Wholesale and Retail. Remedies and Supplies. Imported Canaries a Specialty. L. E. TAYLOR, Prop, Boarding Kennels Minnetonka Boulevard i i i i i i i i i Garnet had a little lamp. It was well trained, no doubt. For every time that A1 came in. The little lamp went out. There are meters of gas. There are meters of fight, But the best of all meters Is to meet her tonight. I j j | ! The American Press, Inc. j 3016 K;i� l Lake Street i • + I I i + Periodical and Commercial Printers Let Us I)o Your Printing I’tioaa Dupont till We print the Central High ISVws venue M n n e a p o I i s i BANK YOUR SAVINGS HERE! i CALL OR WRITE for our Home Planning Book which will tell you of the many ways j in which this company can help you. WE PAY 2? 2% interest on Checking Accounts and a liberal rate of interest on Savings Accounts. Get a Home Bank and Start Now. The Minnesota Loan Trust Company 405 Marquette Patronize Centra I inn Advertisers Come and see THE NEW CORONA COMPARE this new portable typewriter with any other writing machine: 1. Completeness: It is really an office typewriter in portable form. 2. Conven ience: Weighs less than 7 pounds. Fold it up, take it with you, typewrite anywhere. 3. Durability: Half a million in use; more than all other portables combined •—sixteen years of satisfactory service. 4. Speed: Has the Standard Portable Keyboard — simplest and easiest to learn for amateurs or touch-system operators. £50 wirJi case. Corona TypewriterSales Co. 26 So. Fourth SI. Main 2614 f I I I I I I i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i I f i + i Chas. A. Ikenberry ! Dependable Drugs Fourth Ave., South and 33rd St. Minneapolis, Minn. Locust 4785 | We have stocked this store with the j j BEST DRUGS, CANDIES, MAGAZINES, SCHOOL SUPPLIES and Drug Sundries obtainable j A complete prescription department j and Postal Station No. 16 I at your service. j Call and see. i_____________________________________i Leap Year Nervous: I want a license. Clerk: A hunting license? Nervous: No, she’s already asked me. “Is L. James up yet? inquired an early Sunday morning caller. “I guess he is.” replied his dad at the door. '•Well. I’d like to say a few words to him—” So would I. Me hasn’t come home V. I. Louise, who took you home last night?” Only Margaret, father. “Well, you tell Margaret that she left her pipe on the piano. i +—---------—----------------------------+ Please Mention the Centra lion ]- MARIE THE FLORIST | Furnished Commencement Flowers Church and Home Decorations | DY. 2461 IwA Hm Ol-br.tion I 19 1 2938 CHICAGO AVE. Hown for All Orr Moo« QUALITY SERVICE ECONOMY arc to be found in every REBUILT TYPEWRITER WC sell. WE RENT T YE WRITERS AT SPECIAL STUDENT RATES Come m and talk it over TYPEWRITER CLEARING ASSOCIATION 112 S. 4lh St.. Geneva 7619 +- I I I I I Call Hugo M. Wicklund Agency For Insurance of Any Kind So. 4141 717 Ea� t Ltikr Si. In ihe l- ke Street Ditlriet ’Tis sweet to love. But oil how bitter. To love a girl And then not gitter. —ah------er----uni—” Jeweler (to assistant): Bring that tray of engagement rings here, Harry. She: When is love deformed? lie (sighing): When it’s all on one side. Cal Libby: Would you like a nice partner for the next dance? G. Knudson: Why yes. bring him up. Mr. White: What is the meaning of Alter ego.” D. Marclcy: It means the other I.” Mr. W.: Give me a sentence containing the phrase. D. M.: He winked his alter ego. + THE LIVELIEST SPOTS IN THE TWIN CITIES 5 e JVAJVIUN MINNEAPOLIS 7th and Henm-pin ST. PAUL 7th and Wabasha Patronize- Ccntralian .-I liver liters +— THE OWL PRINTING CO. School Supplies and Stationery j K ti mates Gludly Fuanidied 3020 Fourth Ave. .South Soutli 3736 + ■ I CHARLES HOOVER Barber HAIR BOBBING A SPECIALTY 3543 Nirollrl Avenue South 1------------------------------------------- | Ruby I .: Kiss me. nothing makes me ! sick. I Paul K.: Vcs. but it's sickening. I stole a kiss the other night, My conscience hurt, alack! I believe I’ll go again tonight, And give the blamed thing back. Betty P.: What has eight legs and sings? W. V. C.: I don't know. What has? B. P.: A quartette. Jean Ann: My grandmother's teeth are like stars. Mary Louise: Why? J. A.: They come out every night. Jack Wallace: I saw a man fall off i a forty foot ladder. Gladys K.: Really, was he badly hurt? I. W.: Naw. he tell off the first rung. ! Engravers -Designers-Artist . Advertising md CataloA Plate Makers Minnesota Engraving Color PLATE COMPANY INCORPORATED 61!! STREET 4-AVE.SOUTH MINNEAPOLIS Please Mention the Centralian 000000010200010211010101020101010300000102010201020000020102010101484802 Compliments of the Various Clubs of Central Buddha Pheasant Alpha Gamma (jondola Kismet Once O'ver Sigma (Pbi pyramid Ja Kees Da Gfamma Patronize Centralian Advertisers + ' Harrison 8 Smith Go. Good Printers Since i 8 7 1 Publishers of 1923 CENTRALI AN CENTRAL HIGH SCHOOL 1923 CALL o' PAN BLAKE SCHOOL 1924 GOPHER UNIVERSITY OF MINNESOTA 620-628 South Fourth Street MINNEAPOLIS MINNESOTA Please Mention the Centralian Don’t Say Underwear - Say Munsingwear 3sas C MUNSING nplMES have changed, hut have left un-A affected the high standard of quality, because of which Munsingwear has acquired its nation-wide reputation for unusual durability. Munsingwear is dependable season after season; it gives complete satisfaction until worn threadbare with long use. There is a Munsingwear size that will fit you perfectly in a variety of styles and fabrics. The Munsingwear Corporation Minneapolis, Minnesota | ” 7 I A Record for High School Typing j Robert Shay of Central High School made a new record in a test given in school in February. 1923. On an I.. C. Smith ' No. 8 typewriter four years old, which has been used constantly during that time by the students, he wrote 88 words a minute for 15 minutes. Robert is the first boy in the United States that has won the prize of a gold pencil and $5.00 gold piece awarded by the L. C. Smith Brothers Typewriter Company. I.et us shout you the f Silent Smith.7' A phone call or request for catalog will place you under no obligation. L. C. Smith Bros. Typewriter Company Factory and Home Office. Syracuse, N. Y. BRANCHES IN ALL PRINCIPAL CITIES Patronise Centralian Advertisers i ”1 t | cRentz Bros. 1 1 Test Manufacturing Jewelers and for Sports Medalists 1 IMedals for all kinds of E'vents and Purposes i THE STAR | ' Class-Pins and Rings our Specialty Get Our ‘Designs and Dr ices j The Green Sheet j j Carries Full j baseball Details —— 29 South 5th St. MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA ! i + « The Centralian “The school annual’s some invention; The school gets all the fame, The printer gets all the money. And the staff gets all the blame.” “There has something come between us. He cried in great dismay, • “What else can you expect.” she asked. “When you sit so far away?” ] Keep Friendships Green With Photographs There are few things that can give as much pleasure as looking over an old album of half-forgotten photographs. Are you marking the milestones of your life with photographs so that in after years you may recall the friendships of today. Exchange Photographs With All Your Friends and Do It Yearly! NORDIN STUDIOS Dy. 1201 Lake St. at Nicollet NORDIN PHOTOS AT LESS THAN DOWNTOWN PRICES! J. A. LIGHT JEWELER OPTOMETRIST 2939 NICOLLET AVENUE 4------------------- ,---------- _-------------------- + Please Mention the Centralian Printed by Harrison Smith Company