Central High School - Mercury Yearbook (Auburn, NY)

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Boy, Tweeta, I wonder if Sue Butler and Pete Killian will be able to come tonight. Well, Bugs, I hate to inform you, but that bald-headed guy walking by is Peter, and the lady on crutches, with him, is Sue. So that's what happens when chemists blow up their labs! Head Chemist Evelyn Rogers was away at the time, and she couldn't cprevent the situation. However, Pete and Sue received excellent care from nurses Lin a Paul, Nancy Perron and Elease Chick. The last passenger is now descending from Rocket Whoop-it-Up. Why, that must be the president of New Moon Rocket Lines, Joanna Cimpi, herself! Another rocket, The Star jumper, is zooming in for a landing, too. Let's go over there and meet some more guests. How quickly it has landed! The door is already open. The first passengers to descend are Carole Green and Ellen Hickey. They have to hurry to the hotel to prepare the food for this festive occasion. As you may know, they are two of the chefs at Patty Anderson's Venus De Milo Hotel. Head Chef Mar- tino, who arrived earlier, will probably sample all the food to make sure it is superb. He is fussy, as most chefs are, and he won't permit any food which is not perfect to leave the kitchen. One true blessing tonight for the volunteer dishwashers, Rena Matzen and Pat- ricia Burns, will be Lee Lasher's stupendous Flying Saucer Dishwashing Machine. It will be a treat for Rena and Pat, since they have to wash dishes by hand for their fourteen children. Joanne Nobes, Joanne Smeaton, and Marguerite Carnicelli, all ex- cellent waitresses, have volunteered their services on this memorable occasion. These girls, now married, are kept on their toes catering to their families. Barbara Lober, hostess for tonight, is coming toward us. She is probably looking for her boss, jean Cecchini, who is president of the Red Star Rocket Express Lines. Dorothy Logue is vice-president of this corporation, while Rose Marie Simmons, Evelyn Closs and Nancy Gromick are junior partners. Well, I believe most of our classmates have arrived, Bugs. What do you say we go inside? Let's visit the bartender, Ronnie Pelc, and see if we can snitch some Burpsi- Cola. It sure was nice of Linda Heinzmann to supply the class tonight with this tasty drink from her factory. It looks as if Linda, Sales Manager Naomi Moore and Advertising Agents Sonia Chamulak and Glenda Loyster are discussing a big transaction with their attorney, Trudy McLean, at table No. 4. Mary Lou Deacy and Joan Fedor, partners in the firm, are evidently acting as advisors for this transaction. At table No. 5 are joan Fraczek and Charlene Fares, who own the Sweet Babe Diaper Factory. With them are their two best consumers, the former Kenna twins, each of whom has three sets of twins herself. Hey, Tweeta, who's that up there swinging from the chandelier ? Gee, Bugs, don't you recognize him? It's the football hero of our teen-age days and the now colossal Horset Racer, Bill Lowery. For heaven's sake, what is he doing up there? My guess is that he caught a whiff of Sue Neuman's new perfume product, Venitioa Sensation. Say, isn't that his manager, Maria jose Manzari, telling him to come down? Yes, Bill is to be in the championship race tomorrow at the Sweep-it-Downs, and Maria wants him to save his energy. Say, Tweeta, I see the ever popular band- leader, Sam Scozzari, organizing his musicians. What do you say we take our seats? I think the program is about to begin. Let's take a peek at the program notes. Gale Pappert, well known as chairman of the Planetary Congress, is to be the mistress of ceremonies tonight. Ronald Coombe will do an excerpt from his latest movie, a recent revision of Gone with the Hurricane. To conclude the program, our famous songstress Mary Etta Ryan will sing her new ballad, Slow Rocket to Saturn. Well, Ladies and Gentlemen, as our aero-vision show comes to a close, we want to remind you to view our mental telepathy show next week. Then we'll be broad- casting from jupiter. We hope you have enjoyed meeting the members of the Class of '55. So- If you want to see mugs, tune to Tweeta and Bugs. .-I 27 IT

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