Central High School - Mercury Yearbook (Auburn, NY)

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Boy, Tweeta, I wonder if Sue Butler and Pete Killian will be able to come tonight. Well, Bugs, I hate to inform you, but that bald-headed guy walking by is Peter, and the lady on crutches, with him, is Sue. So that's what happens when chemists blow up their labs! Head Chemist Evelyn Rogers was away at the time, and she couldn't cprevent the situation. However, Pete and Sue received excellent care from nurses Lin a Paul, Nancy Perron and Elease Chick. The last passenger is now descending from Rocket Whoop-it-Up. Why, that must be the president of New Moon Rocket Lines, Joanna Cimpi, herself! Another rocket, The Star jumper, is zooming in for a landing, too. Let's go over there and meet some more guests. How quickly it has landed! The door is already open. The first passengers to descend are Carole Green and Ellen Hickey. They have to hurry to the hotel to prepare the food for this festive occasion. As you may know, they are two of the chefs at Patty Anderson's Venus De Milo Hotel. Head Chef Mar- tino, who arrived earlier, will probably sample all the food to make sure it is superb. He is fussy, as most chefs are, and he won't permit any food which is not perfect to leave the kitchen. One true blessing tonight for the volunteer dishwashers, Rena Matzen and Pat- ricia Burns, will be Lee Lasher's stupendous Flying Saucer Dishwashing Machine. It will be a treat for Rena and Pat, since they have to wash dishes by hand for their fourteen children. Joanne Nobes, Joanne Smeaton, and Marguerite Carnicelli, all ex- cellent waitresses, have volunteered their services on this memorable occasion. These girls, now married, are kept on their toes catering to their families. Barbara Lober, hostess for tonight, is coming toward us. She is probably looking for her boss, jean Cecchini, who is president of the Red Star Rocket Express Lines. Dorothy Logue is vice-president of this corporation, while Rose Marie Simmons, Evelyn Closs and Nancy Gromick are junior partners. Well, I believe most of our classmates have arrived, Bugs. What do you say we go inside? Let's visit the bartender, Ronnie Pelc, and see if we can snitch some Burpsi- Cola. It sure was nice of Linda Heinzmann to supply the class tonight with this tasty drink from her factory. It looks as if Linda, Sales Manager Naomi Moore and Advertising Agents Sonia Chamulak and Glenda Loyster are discussing a big transaction with their attorney, Trudy McLean, at table No. 4. Mary Lou Deacy and Joan Fedor, partners in the firm, are evidently acting as advisors for this transaction. At table No. 5 are joan Fraczek and Charlene Fares, who own the Sweet Babe Diaper Factory. With them are their two best consumers, the former Kenna twins, each of whom has three sets of twins herself. Hey, Tweeta, who's that up there swinging from the chandelier ? Gee, Bugs, don't you recognize him? It's the football hero of our teen-age days and the now colossal Horset Racer, Bill Lowery. For heaven's sake, what is he doing up there? My guess is that he caught a whiff of Sue Neuman's new perfume product, Venitioa Sensation. Say, isn't that his manager, Maria jose Manzari, telling him to come down? Yes, Bill is to be in the championship race tomorrow at the Sweep-it-Downs, and Maria wants him to save his energy. Say, Tweeta, I see the ever popular band- leader, Sam Scozzari, organizing his musicians. What do you say we take our seats? I think the program is about to begin. Let's take a peek at the program notes. Gale Pappert, well known as chairman of the Planetary Congress, is to be the mistress of ceremonies tonight. Ronald Coombe will do an excerpt from his latest movie, a recent revision of Gone with the Hurricane. To conclude the program, our famous songstress Mary Etta Ryan will sing her new ballad, Slow Rocket to Saturn. Well, Ladies and Gentlemen, as our aero-vision show comes to a close, we want to remind you to view our mental telepathy show next week. Then we'll be broad- casting from jupiter. We hope you have enjoyed meeting the members of the Class of '55. So- If you want to see mugs, tune to Tweeta and Bugs. .-I 27 IT

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PROPHECY Here we are, Lad-ies and Gentlemen, your zany news commentators, Bugsy De Angelis and Tweeta Ciricillo with our weekly aero-vision show. We are speak- ing to you from the Grand Lazanarian Ballroom in the Hotel Pierogi on the planet Mars. Here, the Central High Class of '55 is having a celestial reunion. This is the first time in forty-tive years that the members of this class have all been together. Many significant things have happened in these four and a half decades. One of the most startling is the scientific discovery made by Dr. Conrad Baran. He syn- thesized a drug which, when injected into the bloodstream, helps to keep human beings young. He calls it his Ponce de Leon Youth Serum. To aid in the progress of science, the members of the Class of '55 were requested by their classmates to be the first people injected with the serum. They all bravely consented, and, as the experi- ment was successful, they will be here tonight looking and acting nearly the same as they did forty-five years ago. Dr. Baran's sister, Tina, has been his able assistant in all his work. We are glad that both will be able to attend the reunion tonight. That roaring sound you hear in the background, ladies and gentlemen, is Rocket No. 9 coming in for a landing. We will now take you outside the ballroom to see the arriving members of the Class of '55. First comes the pilot, the former Irene Rusinko. Renee consented to drive the rocket, since prior to her marriage she had been a pilot for the New Moon Rocket Lines. Her co-pilot on this trip, Pauline Perun, is tal ing excitedly to some of the guests. Do you suppose she is describing the hard time she and Renee had on another trip dodging a huge comet that was headed for their rocket ship? The passengers are now disembarking from the space ship. Let's talk with a few of them. Senator McNabb, how did you make out in your debates about bringing jupiter into the United Planets ? The decision to admit jupiter was reached, and as soon as the conference was adjourned, I hurriedly boarded this express- rocket. It's sure nice seeing you two again. I think I'll go in now and see the rest of the old gang. Here comes that famous trio, The Rocketettes, consisting of Angie Dello Stritto, Marge Siracusa, and Rose Durante. The girls' specialty dance is very popular at the Venus De Milo Hotel, where they are appearing nightly. They have to get ready to rehearse their act for the class program tonight. That's probably why they are rushing past us without stopping. Let's try to catch that human comet running towards us. Say, Tyna-Tyna Homick! Oh, hello there! Sorry, but I can't stop and talk because I want to be the first to get the scoop on our class reunion. I'm the editor of 'The jupiterian' newspaper, you know. Look at racing Janice Morrow, star reporter of The jupiterianj' and speedy Judy Smith, the newspaper's top photo-editor, trying to keep up with Tyna. Like all reporters, they must keep up a very fast pace. Say, Bugs, whatis that thing coming towards us ? Oh, don't get alarmed, Tweeta. That's only our Hedda Hopper, with one of her fabulous hat creations! You do remember Alice Pitcher, don't you ? I thought I saw a familiar face under those extended antennas, Bugs. Do you think she brought her famous assistant designer, Gloria Pacelli, with her? Naturally. Here she comes now with Alice's model, Diane Suborski. just look at the hat on Diane! Let's find out what Alice calls it. Hi, girls! Would one of you mind telling us what that bonnet is called? But, naturally! This is called 'A Tootsie Torpedo.' It won the prize for origin- ality in Donna Shreve's Beret Contest at the Milky Way Salon. Maybe some of you listeners will remember that Pat Murinka also won a Hrst prize for her colorful hat creation, Little Martianmellow Men. Doris Teabo models all of Pat's creations. -j 26 1-

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