Central High School - Megaphone Yearbook (Nashville, TN)

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FRESHMAN SOPHOMORE JUNIOR SENIOR PEEKING AT PICTURES EVOLUTION or A HIGH scuoot STUDENT The sg elll oand yo mgster enters the portals to hecome the lndlfferent Sophomore who doesn t gne a hoot The hedravgled jumor who mrght haye a worry or two ends up rs the mdehted Senlor w ho 14 just too far gone Ln: us s reg orter Pcnwn er Pea son adjoarnctl from the hwh s hool domain only after he had kl6EEl'm1Y16d the exact amount ot degradatron wh1 h one mu e by urtue of a secondary school educatlon The results of h1s extensne 1nyest1gat1on a e herewlth presented prctorlally and yerhally To complete hrs lnvestxgatron Pearson hrlhed one of the school s star puprls to tahulate chronologlcally the extent of hrs enllghtenment IH hlgh school just what he learned IS presented helow FRESHMAN YEAR can leep undetected rn a class hy restmg the head on the hand as lt shadlng, e eyes ne needs to study rn order to pass Latxn lt IQ dlstractlng to haye a pretty grrl s1t hesxde you Fhxldhood xdeas of thrlft are easrly outgrown Lrncoln was the man who gaye the Gettysburg Address SOPHCMORE YEAR I Fharlemagne either was horn or dred or dxd somethmg x 1th the l-lolv Roman Fmprre ID BOO A D By placmg one paper hx v 1n 1de another you can carry home a m1lk shake ln rt There IS some scandal conn ct d w1th Lor l Byron Y Ju can make a hetter grade 1n spellrng 1t you haye an eraser Almost eyerythlng one needs to know ahout 1 uhyect lb 111 thc encytlopedn ILNIOR YEAR ueen Fhzabeth was not ahoxe susplclon Elght hours of sleep arc not necessary 'Xlme tenths of the g1rls IH hxgh school are no prettv plane Geometry msn t a dull suhvect lr ls not necessarx y effemmate to drxnk tel All women are untrustworthy SENIOR YEAR A momtor can vet aw ry v 1th any hrng School teachers are not ahoxe susrncxon Svc hours of sleep are not necessary Krssmv a g1rl whlle druylng a car 15 hlghly dangerous A floatxng hody Lllbnll Qs 1ts own welght xn the lrquxd ID whrch If float Duharrv wasn t a lady Blcarbonate of soda taken before retlrlnv makes you feel better the next day

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M 111 111 kchool D1ys How sweet you ut of how .1to111s co111b111e among other thmgsj and that I 111 dfrud 15 too 111uch for 1110511 of us Perh1ps some of you w1ll h1xe the opporturutv to V1S1f an 1to111 f1ctory some day wh1ch should cle1r up 1 few qLl6Sf1Ol1S wh1ch 1re 111 the b1cl1 of your 1111nd Another conx en1ent source of 1nfor1111t1o11 1bout photoguphx IS the 6l1CyClOpEd1d If you 1re 111terested you 1111ght look It up just look under PHOTQGRAPHY If you w1ll look closely you W1ll note th1t 111 111 of these p1ttures there 11e peoplt For YCIFS people h1ve been the suh1ect ofthe x 1st 11111or1tV of photovnphs But pe1 h1ps th1s flCt 1511 t so re111t1rk 1ble when we COl1S1LlCl' th 1t people Chu1111n hemgs l1ke you 111d mej 1re the only lIHH1llS whxch thus fur h1xe heen 1ble to use ICIIUCI 1 successfullx Whoewer he 1rd of 111 eleph 1nt gettlng 1 good p1cture Wlth 1 c1111er1 or 111v other 1111111 1l for th 1t 111 utter Thxs flCt 1ttests only to the e1fot1s111 of the hu1111n FICE So brmv o11 more p1ctures of hu1111n hemgs 1nd let the elephmt keep on UVIIIW' Posmg Peepmg Tom M 1le short 1ge

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LIFELESS GOES TO WHO'S WHO ELECTION In the course of' Penwiper Pearsons Southern entourage of Secondary School School Education, he hecame involved in a rather indiscreet political situationg namely, a Whos Who election. The consequences of such a thing are shown helow in the form of portrait studies of the several winners. The names are given, hut unfortunately, addresses and telephone numhers were not availahle at the time of Pearson's deliverance from the scene of the crimes. 'ff' 'SYM if Ao- v-'MY TT -1- 2 as ,-I N-.-sf' 42. First Rim MARTHA Axx EAxLs most populir virl lrxixii DAxiox most popular hox MAxi1E DELL DILLINK HAM neatcst virl Second Ron. Dum Scoati neitest hoy lxAriL WALL Uirl most likelx to succeed IAcL Fismia hoy most lilcelx to succeed ind the hest ill round student ELIZABETH CJ-KRNER prettiest virl Third Rim. ST-ANLEX BALER hest lookinv hoy WENONA HAxiiLrox most hishful IAcL MAi FIELD best Lthlete Awmi Timor TT xxittie t br QI I