Central High School - Hi Lites Yearbook (Camp Point, IL)

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“VOTED BY SENIORS 1 Class Clown Brian Allen Jodi Leenerts 2 Class Flirt Jason Grothe Melissa Parn 3 Prettiest Smile John Kern Shelly Augspurg 4 Best Buns David Wilkey Lori Moore 5 Most Likely Craig Jennings to Succeed Kristen Sprenger 6 Teachers Pet Brian Allen Shelly Augspurg 7 Contributed Mark Goudschaal the Most Dana Smith 8 Prettiest Hair Jason Grothe Missy Catlett 9 Prettiest Eyes David Wilkey Amy Gilliland 10 Teachers pest Curtis Bucher Jodi Leenerts 11 Best Dressed Jason Grothe Denise Mohrman 12 Most Athletic Mark Goudschaal Tricia Higley 13 Sweetest John Cunningham Personality Betty Eidson 14 Tallest Bodies Nick Eilers Missy Catlett 15 Shortest Mike McGinn Bodies Melissa Bradfield 16 Laziest Rusty Mixer Lisa Neisen

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IN THE YEAR 2007 . . . James is playing shortstop for the World Series Champion Chicago Cubs. Brian has been bitten by his pet Pit Viper and is still in a coma. Shelly is professionally planning parties for Senior Math classes so they don't have to take test. Lily is teaching the Hawaiians Spanish and Art. Melissa owns a Go-Cart raceway in Coatsburg. Curtis has written a book that contains every excuse needed to stay out of trouble. Andrew has proven the Law of Gravity wrong and has floated off the Earth. Missy owns a nation wide chain of health spas which she manages in Coatsburg. Dana C. has opened retirement homes in Golden, Clayton, Camp Point, and Coatsburg and sends the residents to the tanning bed at Missy's. John C. is coaching Central's top ranked badmitten team. Diana is Manager of Dana's retirement homes. Devin has just won the Indy 500 for the 4th time. Rae lives in Clayton and runs the Central High Concession stand. Betty owns the Clayton Dari Mart and refuses to make hamburgers. Nick has been drafted by the Chicago Bears as their defensive line. Brenda is still trying to figure out what to pack for college. Denise F. has replaced Ann Landers for the Quincy Herald Whig. Susan is training horses for the Kentucky Derby. Amy Jo has been awarded the perfect attendance award” for her class in college. Dan is making $50,000 a year as an accountant for IBM while annually losing $500,000. Mark is currently enrolled in his 6th college, still trying to get a degree in engineering. Jason is a professional tailor for Pooh Bear, Inc., but moonlights as a chauffer for the President. Chuck is a professor of Humanitarianism at Western and has solved the food shortage in Ethopia. Tricia has been awarded the Nobel Peace Prixe for performing the first successful brain transplant. Craig is the sole supporter of the U.S. Postal Service. Rhonda is now the chief taste tester for Budweiser. John K. is still in the Navy trying to receive the title ''Private.'' Dee is supposedly hunting Bangled Tiger in the jungles of Kenya but is really smuggling U.S. defense secrets to top officials in Africa. Jodi has actually become a black strumpet. Karey is now happily married to her chiropractor. Caroline has graduated Valedictorian of her class at Oxford with a 4.0 G.P.A. Shannon has become a lawyer and is sueing the Central basketball team for not letting Pom Pon girls practice in the gym. Gary is trying to find and old, rich, gullible lady who will leave him her fortune. Mike protects grade school kids from high school hoodlums. Rusty has been crowned Apple King of the Midwest. David M. has broken the Olympic record for his time in the 300 hurdles and has retired to Coach Jason D. on his triple jumping. Denise M. is the Chief” Cheerleader of Mrs. Reuschel's Nation wide Cheerleading camp. Lori ha6vbeen crowned Miss America and will be competing for the U.S. in the Miss Universe Pageant. Michelle has opened her own Computer Dating Service and is her own best customer. Lisa is still sleeping her way through classes while earning her Doctorate degree at Harvard. Melissa is currently married to her 6th husband and flirts with everyone except him. Denise has grown 6 inches taller and is captain of a Roller-Derby team. Jerrilyn is still married to Wayne and has 8 children. Peggy is the bouncer for Betty at the Dari Mart. Duane has replaced Mr. Bucklew as Principal. Dana now owns Jostens and has outlawed deadlines. Kristen has broken the world's record for the most backflips in a row. Matt is now a prima ballerina with London's Royal Ballet. Chad is now a professional wrestler, but cuts hair on his days off. David has made it through college and is teaching Consumer's Ed.