Central High School - Caldron Yearbook (Fort Wayne, IN)

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Miss Perry: All right! The bell has rung. You've had plenty of time to get settled, so be quiet! One Voice: O, K., Baby. Miss Perry: Who said that? Chorus lEveryone pointing at his neighborj: He did! Miss McCloud: No more nonsense here! Get quiet or get out! Who do you think you are, anyway? All: fDead silence.J A DRAMA IN THREE ACTS I CCURTAINJ ACT III Scene-Booster meeting in Room 328. Time-3:00 CFooled you-it's exact this time!J. Characters: Mary Jane iMiss Pence to you, suh!J Dick Vogelsang the get's his name separate 'cause he's the chairmanjg Boosters and loafers fthe same loafers as before-they're ever-present, it seems!J lCurtain Risesj fNoise, shouting, tumulty Dick Vogelsang trapping on desk with a pointerj : The meeting will please come to order! fDead Silenceb Sam E. tleaping to his feetb: Is there a partial financial .... ' Dick V. Clnterruptinglz That'11 come next meeting. Anyway, you're out of order! Any old business? QNot giving anyone a chance to speakj No? Well, the new business is the price. Shall we charge fifty or seventy-five cents for the pen- nants? Seedy fleatping to his feetjz Mr, Chairman! D. V.: Chuck! ' Seedy: I move we put it to a vote! Voices: Discussion! We want Discussion! D. V.: All right! Discussion! Max K.: Mr. Chairman! D. V.: Max M. K. The question has been put. I demand a vote! June: We want to discuss it, and besides, we're not governed by parliamentary law! D. V.: But Max says .... M. K.: I say the question has been put and I demand a vote! Bunny Heit: But, we want discussion! Miss Pence .... D. V.: Mary-Jane, ARE we going by parliamentary law? Mary-Jane: Fm sorry, Max, but what the club says goes. We can't hold strictly to parlimentary law. Max fto himselfjz Gyp! Dick: Discussion! All fleaping to feetl: UMR. CHAIRMAN? QCURTAINJ Page 115 -.

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ALL'S NOISY ON THE CENTRAL FRONT By Marion McKay fWith all due respects to Erick Maria Remarque. If I ever hear another parody on his famous epic I shall surely go madlj A DRAMA IN THREE ACTS ACT I Scene-Spotlight Oiiice. Time-Practically 8:10+who cares, anyway? Characters-Aunty Leah fMiss Austin to youjg editors, copy-readers, reporters, loafers, and other nuisances. fCurtain Risesj fWhen the scene opens great confusion reigns. Books are being tossed hither, thither, and occasionally yon: words VID are bandied to and fro and back and forth. Mr. Davidson, one of the chief loafers, is standing on a desk, vainly trying to get his coat to stay on the top of the adjacent cupboard, while various editors and re- porters are playfully attempting to push his feet out from under him.l Mr. D. ivoice, loudly protesting, heard above the tumultjz Hey you, cut it out! Ain't there no justice? 0uch! An Editor, exultantly: Ha! Ha! Gordy is weakening! iCrash! Shouting! Screaming! Etc!J A copy reader iworriedlyjz What time is it? fvoice smothered in turmoill. fEnter a reporter, breathlessl Reporter: Say! The bell's rung! KNO one pays any attention-his voice is smothered in the turmoi1.b Reporter: fStill the same one-l1a!J Say! tHe pulls at the first person he sees, who happens to be Mr. Davidson! The bell's rung! Mr. D. fCondescendinglyJ: Thanks, Say, you, scram! The bell's rung! Aunty Leah fChidinglyJ: Here! Here! The bell's rung! Someone fUnidentiiied in confusionlz What! The bell's rung? Aunty Leah: Yes, the bell's rung. fMore confusion, getting of books, saying of farewells, screaming, tumult, chaos.J An editor: Where is my Civics book? Mr. Potterf'l wreck me! I didn't even look at the assignment! fHow.ard Croninger, attempting to saunter leisurely in, is met by a barrage of questions.J A Mr. D.: Say what's her name? Someone: Lil1ian . Howey: I had a most goodly time at Tiger Hop, you might say. It was a most goodly dance, what? A fresh ad solicitor: How's your golf game? Howey: iDeep silencel. Aunty Leah: PLEASE get out! You'll all be late to class! fMad rush for door. Exeunt all, singing You Said It, and going through their tap 1'outine.J ' Q CURTAIN J ACT II Scene--Library. Time-As near 8:21 as possible. Characters-Miss Perry, Miss McCloud, loafers, etc. fCurtain Risesy CTumult, noise, and confusion! Page 11.4 .

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LooNEY LIMERICKS Jack Babb of imposing physique Bathed every day in a chrique! Till one day it ran dry, When he said with a sigh: Why the thing musta sprung a bad lique. There was a young band of Sioux Who spent all their money for bioux. They bought ale and cracked ice And thought it was nice But had to go without shioux. Matt, a young man of football physique, Had a heart exceedingly Wique, While he loved Ginnie's curls He was so afraid of girls That he hadn't the courage to spique. The gang is given to laughter It fills the office to the raughter That they are insane Is perfectly plain, No paper staff could be daughter, A noble young Roman named Caeser Once called on a maid-tried to squeeze her But the girl, with a blush Said the Latin for Tush, You horrid 'young thing! Let me baesarf' Miss Aldred has a mind not opaque Whether she is asleep or awake, For, at quick repartee, Either by night or by dee, She is ready to give and to taque. A The teacher said, Billy, spell yacht. He replied at once, I will nachtj' So his teacher in wrath Took a section of lath And warmed him up well on the spacht. Page 116