Central High School - Caldron Yearbook (Fort Wayne, IN)

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RERMAN Ho1.F--Yes, we think that if G. E. had joined the Basket Ball team he should have been impeached, and there- by given you a chance to till the presidents chair. NVe do not know just the exact duties ofa mascot: but think that Hezekiah could tell von. XVERTIE G1LD1Nt:-We don't know all the circumstances, or we might advise you. Are you sure they are the same choco- lates you sent him ? RAY -lli.-XD-XYSSI if, as you say, you have all the girls on your side you can probably be elected president next year. Oh yes, the motto can be changed. SEILM NMITHWNO, we don't know of a good riding pony for sale: but you might ask ,leems. Yes: you can get a four inch collar made at almost any harness shop: but are you utterly devoid of taste? -IELSIE ,XXSOX-lt was probably an accident that he didn't erase the price mark. lf you'll send us your name and a stamp we will give you the desired information. liLFRED .'ltNIi7XvOL1 might ask N. XY.: we know no sure cure for blushing. It was probably accidental that she got the seat in front of you. ORRACE C. I-lL'LLof.H!You can get tin soldiers at any toy shop. Read our book on How to conduct a Revolution, price QQ cents. BELENE HIDDLE--NX'e don't blame you for having a good time on that sleigh ride, You might write to Spalding X Co. XVe do not know the price of sporting goods. IXIERTIE GORRIS- No one noticed whose picture it was you were wearing. XVALPH R. li.-XRXELLIC--YOLI should apologise for not keeping that engagement. Your namesake will not be back until about -lune 20. DEXY RX'P1R-Sllt lives in New Haven, Ind. You might try and see. Xve cannot say we join with you in thinking that you are better looking than the average young man. Rouse Iasriiv-Xo. there were no misspelled words in your note. You did perfectly right. He says he knows nothing about it. Srxxcn liLt7DvfYou are young yet, take a few years to think it over: if the young men engage in hostilities, reject them both. XYR.xcE G.-xI.'rERs-Xo, we do not think flirting is permissable, even it he is good looking. XYe are sorry for you: but perhaps the next junior class will know better than to choose a prophet.

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JANITOKJXNC know of no formula by which thermometer readings can be corrected after the instruments have been hxed. YON Yoxsox ffYes, itwas very unkind of those burly Freshmen to try to break up your class meeting and you did nobly to prevent it. - ' Q XVANNIE NILLIAx1sASarcasm is a figure of speechg and as such should not be indulged in too often. Miss HARION lX'IAR'rMAN!Tl1e feat you speak of is truly marvelous. Men have been known, in diving to describe ares with their bodiesg but we have never heard of one diving round a Corner. FLARENCE CRYER-XYCS, the custom of sending valentines is a very pretty oneg but I believe that it is in better form to refrain from signing your name. LALPH RANE'1Axlfl'l0L1gl1 your betrothed went to a dance with another, I should think it highly improper for you to walk home with them. CRALTER XVRIRI-If you would every night take your voice out and clean it good with a solution of lamp-black and Chicago river water, you would either lose your voice or its disagreeable features. RAY JEAD-NVe understand that no injury can result from wearing glasses made of common window glass. They often give a scholarly look to a person who is far from being such. SPAUD lN'lERRYMXVe admire your sense of propriety that does not permityour speaking the name, the attributes, and sur- roundings of his Satanic majesty. Perhaps you could get excused from taking Paradise Lost. RESSIE -lE1'rzE-Yes, we think you are growing taller every day. SEILM NMITH-A frock coat is hardly the thing to wear at school. Buttonhole boquets give a young man a foppish appearance. Don't blame them if they smiled at your wearing a frock coat with duck trousers at commencement. It is as bad as a girl wearing a summer hat and a seal skin cape. GRXVIN EDD'fTl16 thermometers are securely fastenedg but you might put some ice under the bulb. CRUGH HCJX'fON-Mlld stains may be taken out of sweaters by vigorous rubbingg the oyster smell will never come out. Send us a stamped envelope and we will give you our formula for a hair raiser. POT EATERSfThC matting was burned by the janitor, after destroying the beautiful odor of the Chemical Laboratory. Try one of the drug stores. SAGUSTA EWAI.L1No doubt you are perfectly correct in imagining that you can take the valedictory at any College as well as at the High School, but you should refrain from saying so, lest people think that you are conceited. '

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.c.f. vnp..n,v-vNn.,v-vv,fv- OBJECT-To save for that honoralole body, known as the School Board, a large portion of their salary appropriation, by perforniing the functions of their several offices ttfitlioiit any pecuniary remuneration. COLORS-Of the Speotruni. CONSTANTLY PUNNING FOSTER, LIVING APFECTATION PORTER, O. MIGHTY SMITH, . . lllARGARE'I' MENDELSSOHN Hj.Nll JEEMS PATTI SXVAYNE, PHOEETS APOLLO ELLISON. CENTIGRADE FAHRENHEIT DPLIEiPAQH, THOUGHTLESS HEARTBREELKPPL MCCOPM EYER PIDICTTLOTIS YAPNELLE, . GLORIPLNA PRANGIPANI 'NILLXJ 'S MEEK-HND-MILD DURNELL, TOO-KUICH JOHNSON, . DEADLY BEAUTY D1jlfGLlflSS, HHNDPL PADEREEVSKI MOHH, OHEERPUL TATEARY PORTER, LITTLE CHUBEY ROIHSCHILL, . G. ANGEL HEEL, . REU. YOV-ALL WILLIAMS, JOHNNY-.llfllP-UP MOT LTEN e tt .Clssistants to Faculty. ICH, MOTTO-Lend a Hand. MEMBERS. '96. . . Prominent Pedagogiie . Chief Chaperone '9 7. . Ornament WJ to Class. . Piano Punisher . Chapel Soloist . incessant lnterrogator J Taker of Temperature L :also of test-tubes.r Dictionary-at-Large vs Pusher of Bells ' Lllead Gas lgniter '98. . . Orchestrion '99 . . . Soiihoniore Paper Weight Thermal Regulator Plenipoteniiary Secundiis . Chief Striker of Chords 'OO. . . . Deacon Green I-:ooin Paper Weight . Bench Ornament . Chaplain . pause of Iiirih