Central High School - Caldron Yearbook (Fort Wayne, IN)

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My Pony, My pony was the funniest steed. l rode him mighty wellg For l'd taken lessons a longr, long time- Thougfh remember, you're not to tell. lily pony was ofthe funniest hueg il sort of an apple green. And his back was stuck on with a dab of glue The best way ever seen. His tail! Oh! many a tale had he, But none so good and true lls the tale discovered when I opened his side And translations came to view. So here's advice to the toiling class: Ride your pony one and all llnd when you have ridden him +1 uite enough Just tie him in his stall. Yes, ride your pony one and all, And be sure to pull his tail ftalej 5 And if you follow his words so true, You will very seldom fail.

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Hnsvoers to Inquiries. CRU4si-1 I-Ioxrox flf you buy a dozen different editions of Virgil's Aeneid, you can, no doubt, obtain a complete trans- lation from the notes. LELLII-1 Nawsox-XVe advise you to substitute the ironing board for the key board. l3lLL1P l,HURSLEYf-XYOl1llQ men do not usually raise a moustache until over twenty-one, but of course there are excep- tions. A good razor can be bought almost anywhere for 332. A shave at a barber shop cost IO cents. DURGE RICGONALIJ -- Getting through recitations creditably without previous preparation is more ofa gift than an art. XVe know of no book on the subject. Yox Yoxsox-fThere are many anti-fat preparations on the market, but we positively cannot recommend patent medicines in these columns. Cnos. McToRAnCk4The fact that the teacher would not give you time to express your ideas on the subject would indicate that they were not worth listening to. llukxs Boeoexsse-See answer to Yonson. SPAUD NIERRY-NYC do not know the exact date on which VVilliam's College closes. Certainly, your eagerness to know is perfectly excusable. YALPH RARNELLE --lt is not exactly the custom for a young man to pay attention to a young lady twice his age, but if she calls you Sonny l suppose it is vindicable. l,Enl:Ek'1' li.-XN4ifOf course the Daisy is a charming flower, but you should not make your choice of nature's beauties so very evident. Q ARDENT Solfnoxloklir-XYe cannot see any sublime significance in your colors, such as you imagine. On the contrary, yellow is typical of small-pox and purple of easter eggs. Qll-QMAN Norms-X'Ve cannot state positively, but we believe that there are two or three other L'niversities besides Princeton in the l'nited States.