Central High School - Cosmos Yearbook (Houston, TX)

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Main Office and Plant Branch Plants Los Angeles Oklahoma City HOUSTON, TEXAS Export Office New York City A BARGAIN I heresa: ' t ou mean thing! You said you wouldn’t give away that secret I told you.” Peaches: I didn ' t. I exchanged it for another one. —Louisiana Purple Pel. S ' S Sr “Where were you last evening?” Oh. just out on a stag party.” So that accounts for your staggering this morning.” —Lafayette Lyre. S Sr Sr He (over the phone): “What time are you ex¬ pecting me?” She (icily): “I’m not expecting you at all.” He: “Then I’ll surprise you.”—Nebraska Awgwan. S ' S’ S ' The Boy: (Speaking of ancestors) Yes, there is much Scotch on my father’s side. The Girl: You mean on your father’s hip. —Carolina Buccaneer. NO VISIBLE MEANS OF SUPPORT Judge: What’s the charge? Officer: He looked suspicious. He was trying to sell garters to some college men.—Chicago Phoenix. S ' S ' S ' A familiar place, said the girl, looking at the sofa.—Cornell Widow. S ' S ' S Subordinate Devil (looking over new arrival): How shall we fix up this newcomer, boss? Satan (casually): Oh. fried on both sides, 1 guess. —Princeton Tiger. Sr Sr S 1st He: I bet her parents are poor. 2nd He: Why? 1st He: Every time I try to kiss she tries to struggle.—Tennessee Mugwump. S ' S ' S We know a girl who is so red-headed that she uses rouge for an eyebrow pencil.—Wesleyan Wasp. Learn Early In Life that American Maid is a better flour. American Maid Flour Mills

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