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“Why do you compare Sarah’s head to a door knob?” “—So easy to turn.” He: “I’m a little stiff from polo.” She: “You don’t say! I have some friends living ' there.” “Why name your boy Sears Roebuck?” “Because he is of the male order.” “Why is this fellow called a ‘Knight of the Garter?’ ” “Because he is one of the King’s chief supporters. ' Sweet sixteen : “Do you reallv love me? Naughty 19: Well. I’ve tried as hard as I could. “Did you ever hear the story of the Golden Fleece?” “No. Do they bite?” “I see where Poli Bara is using Corn Whiskey in the movies.’ “What for?” “To make’r reel.” “Is he lazy?” “Lazy? Why he ' s so lazy he rides in a Ford car in order to save the effort of knocking the ashes off his cigar.” She: “I ' m sorry, but I can’t return your ring.” Fie: “Well, then, just give me the pawn ticket.” TAKE IT ALONG ? Customer: “I would like to see some¬ thing Scotch.” Salesman: “She, not so loud. Come in the back of the store with me.” “I’ll get to the bottom of this yet, ' said Chas. Shofner, as he fell down the coal chute. I punished you merely to show my love for you,“ said the fond father, after chas¬ tisement. “T-that’s all right,” sobbed the small boy, “but it’s a g-good thing for you I ain’t big enough to return your love.— that’s all.” FAMOUS SAYINGS OF FAMOUS PEOPLE. Mr. Johnson: 1 love the ladies. Miss Beard: “The first hundred years are the hardest.” Tom Crowder: “Don’t give up the ship.” Satan (sharpening pitch forks): “Next!” Sir Walter Raleigh (to Queen Eliz¬ abeth) : “Step lively. Queen (to Sir Walter Raleigh) : “Keep your shirt on. Lillie Rice: “Hold your horses.” “Order, Order!” shouted Mr. Simons. “I’ll take a fried ham sandwich,” said Seth Hathaway, just awaking. Mr. Brandenberger (angrily catching frisky freshman by the collar) : “I be¬ lieve the devil has got hold of you. Fresh: “1 believe he has, too.” Bernice D.: “Oh, Hoover, you tickle y me. Hoover: “Aw, you tickled me first.”
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GEOMETRIC EICVRE5 J lie ant was standing ' by the body of a dead horse. Overhead the sun was beating down mercilessly from a clear blue sky. 1 he ant had looked at the carcass wonderingly. Suddenly a man dropped some corn whiskey near the ant. The ant sniffed the fumes, wiggled his antennae, and hummed a ditty. He then drank one of the drops of whiskey. He licked his chops, his head swam, his eyes blurred, his antics became spiffy. He shivered his thorax and shimmied his antennae. 1 hen he took another drink. Seizing the carcass of the dead horse by its head, he said. “Come on, big boy. let ' s go home.” 1st flea (on Post Toastie box): “What’s your hurry?” 2nd flea: “Don’t you see that sign, ' Tear along the edge?’ ” Gladys Dunman: “Is that the gown you’re going to wear to the senior hop ?” have Campbell: No dear, so far 1 have decided on nothing
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