Central High School - Centralian Yearbook (Kansas City, MO)

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Hanna, Clark B. The Senator is a blower, lie's the best blower on the clarinet in the school. He never blows his money. He will probably blow his way through life and be blown into the next. If he comes round tell him to “blow.” Harness, Opale. Notwithstanding her name, she’s not going to hitch up with any youngster now on this earth, for none of them are good enough. She’s going to be a leather jewel all her life. The twenty years that she has spent here alone have satisfied her perfectly. Hawley, Harriet Julia. Julia was born in 1901. She intends to play opposite the hero in a domestic sketch composed for two, and incidentally this sketch will play about thirty-five years at the same house before the partnership is dissolved. Hazel, Cora B. Her name was intended for her looks. Her eyes are hazel, so is her name. Her hair is chestnut. Draw your own conclusions. Hendrickson, Donald W. Star member of track team. His torian and prophet of the class. A poet and a short story writer. He will simply depart from this life. August 10, 1933. Henson, Hubert Roy. Roy was born in 1890 and has spent most of his life at home, at school, and on the way between the two. He’s a lover of books, Diamond Dick and St. Elmo being his favorites. He’ll be a draftsman when he grows up. He likes to open and shut doors. Hessel, Isador A. Born October 34. 1873. Won third prize in Nelson contest and represented Central at Columbia. A frivolous pupil and fastidious fellow. He’ll be a dealer in fancy socks until quitting time. August U« 1928. Hickey, Sarah. (1894-1950). Sarah revels in science, particularly that of eating and sleeping. She is of a lovable nature, especially loving the two things mentioned above. Fifty-four years after her arrival, she'll throw open the throttle and pull out. Hicks. Flora E. Horn as a Christmas present, December 25. 1876. Would like to receive the attentions of Romeo as Juliet, but on account of her inability to keep quiet, will always be in the audience. Hoerning, Julia Maygretha. How did that sound—pretty classy, eh? Is anxious to make an attempt to escape from boarding school by means of her long, beautiful tresses. She’ll probably have full consent of the faculty when the thrilling adventure is staged. Will die in 1930. Hofflander, Ruth A. J. Two, if you please. She doesn't care for the stage, looking glasses, powder puffs, or rats. She's good enough without them. Her twenty-two years of life have reconciled her to school work, so she'll die happy when she gets her diploma. Hopkins, Virlinda. You didn’t recognize ten-year-old Lin-nie? When she came to school, she resolved to become known. She is, as a frivolous, light and airy goddess of fun. She’ll feel funny when the mumps catch her. She’ll settle down then to domestic bliss until she dies of heartburn. Hudson, Thomas S. G. A giant in stature and intellect. ()ne of the most remarkable men of his generation. Like his friend, the poet, however, the world will never know it. Hulse. Lelah F. Horn February 29, 1900. Unfortunate, wasn’t it. Exceedingly young and bird-like. Just like a magpie, always talking; just like a blue jay, so dignified. She’ll die on her tenth birthday of whooping

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Jack, Nora V. Born 1898 and still growing. Red cheeks (her own), and a do-it-now expression on her face, which explains why it’s never done, are her chief characteristics. Jacobs, Harry Louis. Born May 13, 1901. A renowned debater. psychologist, and orange eater. A student who cats 'em alive.” A crank of correct models of walking and combing the hair. Jacobs. Jeanette M. (1875-1943). A celebrated French scholar, noted for her pronunciation of an revoir.” She wants to stand behind the counter, while it is counting up the day’s dollars. Will live to ripe old age. Jenkins, Louise. A musician. Knows how to play the mouth organ and the Jew’s harp. Is a shark in gymnastic work. She’s hunting for a prince, so the encyclopedists are considering organizing to aid her. She’ll get one, all right. Jennings, Mary. (1900-1961.) Has used her ability to tell stories, exhibited throughout her school course in her treatment of her teachers, in the Inter-Society contest. Has great ambitions to be the wife of the President, but is willing to sell her chance for an ice cream soda. Johnson, Gladys. Born May 31 1HS5. Looks forward to a career of upbuilding woman’s position. Agrees that the best way to do this is to marry some Mr. Enbeck. She’ll succeed. Johnson, Hjalmar N I lie X stands for “now in “Do it now.” but he has it twisted into “Do it not.” This light weight in both thought and action is as quick as lightning. lie is noted for his ability in mounting stairs of brass. He’s the original of the famous Ladies’ Home Journal yawning baby. Jones, Louise. She d like to be a lawyer and consequently wishes to become acquainted with Blackstone and I W e recommend as a supplementary course that she learn as much as possible of cats, parrots, nose-glasses, and curling irons. Josephson, Samuel N. Sam was born in 1892, and v.hen be was one week old he picked up a violin and played “Baby Mine. Two weeks later he posed for the Browning-King dry goods store ad, 1 W ant Brownings Clothes.” All omens showed that lie . ould be a prodigy. He is; and will die a prodigy-ous death in 1961. when colic calls him away. Kaufholz, May. Born March 29. 1864. She is of a very self-assertive and positive disposition. Her ambition is to graduate. Kellogg, Gladstone B. A hard and serious student, aged eight. Famous for his grinding propensities. 1 ied of whooping cough. May 8. 1910. King, Myron A. A big talker; al ays making a noise. Hi vocal organs vibrate faster than his brain cells, lie’s the only original human geyser (hot air used instead 01 hot water.) King, Thomas W. Another grind. .Voted for his hard studying. Nothing frivolous about your uncle Tommie. He bade a fond farewell to this world of sin and misery on March 26. 1911. Kumpf, Helen. Born February 29, 1903. A fair damsel, admired by all. Died March 19, 1926. of old age. Lambader, May. A small and diminutive specimen of humanity of eight years. Her ambition is to grow as large as Leah Denebeim. Langley, Edna J. Born August 3, 1899. As she was born under the propitious star of Apollo, she considers herself a genius in poetry. But cheer up, she’ll die in 1916.