Central High School - Centralian Yearbook (Kansas City, MO)

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just can't make her eyes behave. Is a fine singer, fine because we've never heard her. This is not true of her speaking ability, however. Fairweather, Maurine I. Notice the middle initial. Sad to relate, the compilers of this encyclopedia are not well enough acquainted with higher mathematics to compute her advanced age. She died in 1969, still remaining in the sweet and undisputed state of celibacy which she had enjoyed throughout her life. Feike. Wilhelmina. She carries her name very gracefully, lias the $io.ooo beauty beaten a country block. Js noted for all those qualities which go to make up a classy student. Flaugher, Anna. Flaugher is an appropriate name, for its owner likes to use flour. She likes to make preserves, plant gardens, mend clothes, and pursue other occupations, the nature of which makes us think that she is intended to make someone happy. Frazier, James Coleman. Born October 19, 1903. lie likes to read deep books, such as “The Philosophy of Style.” and play delightful, harmless games such as tiddle-dy-winks. Famous as a spieler and an actor. Starred in that famous play, “Our Boys.” Died of toothache. May 3- J915- Frank, Arvid. A quiet, modest little lad, aged five. Editor of Luminary, and member of Christmas play cast. Noted as a philosopher, a statesman, a pulpit orator. Died in 1940 from overeating. Friedman, Hazel. Born in i860 and has been extending her boundaries ever since. She has an aversion to circuses and probably will not become attached to one. Is a studious girl, but with no aversion to society. Will probably be a hairdresser when she gets big. Froman. Adkins I. Born December 29. 1869. Not much of a student, but one of those “rah-rah boys. Is a true sport and will bet anything from one to ten cents. He’s noted among the members of the fair sex as a small talker. Was transferred from this earth. January 31, 1909. Fulton, Reuben Mitchell. (1893-1913). Achieved greatness as a German scholar (i. e., devourer of wienerwurst and pumpernickel) early in life. Is a favorite among women and will probably marry. Gallagher, Grace. She’d like to hear some new slang. Soul-mate’’ and (), you kid ’ are so tame! Her greatest ambition is to sing. “Come across wid de cash” in 'rite Boy Exclamation” at the Grand. Garnett, Charles Vactor. Was never born, but simply talked his way into the world. The original Victor (his middle name was mutilated in the rush) human phonograph and living wind bag. Died of strained vocal cor-ditis, February 17. 1911. Gould, Arthur. (1895-1946). Guard on the foot ball team and a member of the basket ball “Reserves” (French for “scrubs”). Athletic editor of Luminary. He stumbled over a toothpick, broke a finger, and died of dyspepsia, May 14, 1946. Haldeman, Ethel. Born 1830. Decided early in life that she’d like to be a milkmaid at five dollars per. She’s likely to be disappointed, for milkmen don’t pay their wives that much. However, she'll live next to nature and be a simple child of the fields. Halsey, Howard Gcve. Famous for his enormous intellect. His brain weighs 33 ounces, and he’s only three years old. (Take two squints at his second name.) lie’s a shark student and heavy weight wrestler.

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Hanna, Clark B. The Senator is a blower, lie's the best blower on the clarinet in the school. He never blows his money. He will probably blow his way through life and be blown into the next. If he comes round tell him to “blow.” Harness, Opale. Notwithstanding her name, she’s not going to hitch up with any youngster now on this earth, for none of them are good enough. She’s going to be a leather jewel all her life. The twenty years that she has spent here alone have satisfied her perfectly. Hawley, Harriet Julia. Julia was born in 1901. She intends to play opposite the hero in a domestic sketch composed for two, and incidentally this sketch will play about thirty-five years at the same house before the partnership is dissolved. Hazel, Cora B. Her name was intended for her looks. Her eyes are hazel, so is her name. Her hair is chestnut. Draw your own conclusions. Hendrickson, Donald W. Star member of track team. His torian and prophet of the class. A poet and a short story writer. He will simply depart from this life. August 10, 1933. Henson, Hubert Roy. Roy was born in 1890 and has spent most of his life at home, at school, and on the way between the two. He’s a lover of books, Diamond Dick and St. Elmo being his favorites. He’ll be a draftsman when he grows up. He likes to open and shut doors. Hessel, Isador A. Born October 34. 1873. Won third prize in Nelson contest and represented Central at Columbia. A frivolous pupil and fastidious fellow. He’ll be a dealer in fancy socks until quitting time. August U« 1928. Hickey, Sarah. (1894-1950). Sarah revels in science, particularly that of eating and sleeping. She is of a lovable nature, especially loving the two things mentioned above. Fifty-four years after her arrival, she'll throw open the throttle and pull out. Hicks. Flora E. Horn as a Christmas present, December 25. 1876. Would like to receive the attentions of Romeo as Juliet, but on account of her inability to keep quiet, will always be in the audience. Hoerning, Julia Maygretha. How did that sound—pretty classy, eh? Is anxious to make an attempt to escape from boarding school by means of her long, beautiful tresses. She’ll probably have full consent of the faculty when the thrilling adventure is staged. Will die in 1930. Hofflander, Ruth A. J. Two, if you please. She doesn't care for the stage, looking glasses, powder puffs, or rats. She's good enough without them. Her twenty-two years of life have reconciled her to school work, so she'll die happy when she gets her diploma. Hopkins, Virlinda. You didn’t recognize ten-year-old Lin-nie? When she came to school, she resolved to become known. She is, as a frivolous, light and airy goddess of fun. She’ll feel funny when the mumps catch her. She’ll settle down then to domestic bliss until she dies of heartburn. Hudson, Thomas S. G. A giant in stature and intellect. ()ne of the most remarkable men of his generation. Like his friend, the poet, however, the world will never know it. Hulse. Lelah F. Horn February 29, 1900. Unfortunate, wasn’t it. Exceedingly young and bird-like. Just like a magpie, always talking; just like a blue jay, so dignified. She’ll die on her tenth birthday of whooping