Central High School - Centralia Yearbook (Bay City, MI)

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page twenty-five Essexville. Emil Schmidt has just perfected his motorless, waterless washing machine. Frank Smith has a position in a men's clothing store trying neckties on the models. Curtis Stoutenberg has just been appointed warden of the Adrian Reformatory for Delinquent Girls. Lloyd Wells has a job in the Chicago police department as head cork sniffer of suspicious bottles. Russell Toeppner is practicing law on Devil’s Island. Howard Whitehead is professor of the public speaking department in a school for deaf and dumb. Gerald Wilkie is picking acorns for the squirrels in the Detroit Zoo. Louis Zess, having been disappointed in love, is wasting his life in a vain attempt to raise bananas in North Dakota. Elizabeth Berry is the new Senior Grade Principal at Central High School. Florence Carpenter has a job pulling thumb tacks out of the bulletin board of the Congressional Library. Lois Coplin has taken Helen Kane’s place as the “Boop-boop-a-:.oo girl” in Hollywood. Margaret F’one is a life guard in a winter resort in the Sahara. Margaret La Berge has the position of teaching French in the French Foreign Legion. Jane Nickless is head interior decorator of the Essexville DeLuxe Dog House Co. Sally Sovereign, after having caused four dogs to become color blind by her resplendent car, has given up her life of ease and has become active president of the Humane Society. Ethel Vallender, noted Shakespearean actress, is now dead and forgotten, having fallen off the balcony in the balcony scene of ‘‘Romeo and Juliet”. Leona Wispinter has become famous as the inventor of tasteless pepper. Bernice Wubbena is a New York stage celebrity, achieving renown as a member of the Follies. F ther Stevart h s invented a tapeless, keyless, soundless typewriter, but is poverty stricken because no one will buy it. Rosina Booth has become president of the Society for the Abolishment of Law-Breaking Gangs in Chicago”. Ed Bennett is Principal of Central High School. He is affectionally called “Lanky JUNE CLASS PROPHECY Ed” by the student body. Corvin Dallons is in France giving the French girls a break. Dorothy Warne is president of a nongum chewing organization, her activities being confined chiefly to her Alma Mater, Central High. Bob Humphrey and his wife, the former Mid Davis, are doing missionary work in China. Andy Karpus, Clarence Gibson, and A1 Baker, super comedians, are sensations on Broadway. They are playing at the Lafayette Theatre on the corner of Twenty-third and Broadway. Louis List is running a brewery in Salzburg. Hugh Oakley is taking Rudy Vallee’s place as grape fiuit dodger. Ronald Eemington has become a philosopher. His latest philosophy is, “The cream of today is the cheese of tomorrow.” Hunter Saunier has taken Ted Lewis’ r lace as leader of a hot orchestra. Bob Anthonison is known as a second Art Shires. Clifford “Swede” Swanson and his wife, the former Maizie Pearsall, are visiting relatives in Sweden. Richard Wilt is A1 Capone’s successor. George Duffy is owner ano operator of the One Star Beanery of Kawkawlin. George Drescher is the new Dean of Junior College. Stanley Lenarsic is the successor of Chief Nevitt. Don Picard is a Certified Public Accountant working for the Victory Theatre. John Bluhm is running a dancing school to teach the art of graceful dancing. Maureen Loll is Helen Wills’ most persistent challenger. Ernest Laetz, after working eight years as truck driver for the Northern Automotive Supply Co., has finally been promoted to the position of head clerk. Carl Lock for the past four years has been t rack coach at Kawkawlin Tech. Adolph and Don Nowak are two very great scientists who have upset most of Einstein’s theories. Eugene Helminiak is a football coach of great prominence at Yale University. Gilbert Kolb is a very successful manager for the Marsh Floral Company. Lyn MacPhail is a Y. M. C. A. secretary

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JUNE CLASS PRO! HECK page twenty-four broken footlights in the Pinconning Opera House. Ray Coon has a job turning Nut No. G8S two turns to the left in Henry Ford’s new Bay City Plant. Ethel Whitney, Myrtle Johnson, and Margaret Rosenbrock are running a school for backward shorthand students. Myrtle Martin is at last living in Bay City and working in the Bay City Bank. (Oh, Ken.) Mary Stewart is going to try for a new altitude flying record for women. Ruth Hedman owns an universally known hat store in Paris. Beulah Bishop is teaching at Eastern High School. They certainly do appreciate her ability. Muriel Bligh, as the belle of Tompkins’ Corners, has become Sneed’s best friend. Barbara Ratkos is living in New York and writing articles for the Saturday Evening Post. Ruth Zink has invented an errorless typewriter, know'n as the Zinerite, which is being adopted by leading high schools throughout the world. What a blessing! Margaret Loessel is a candidate for State Representative of Michigan. Jack Ferris, printing instructor at Central High School, has just recovered from a most unusual shock. All subscriptions for an annual w'ere paid up in full and in advance. It was too much for poor Jack. Bob Hiler nowr runs a chain of drug stores which specialize in Gold Fish Food. Ray Newcombe occupies the chair of English at Oxford University. Millor. Levine is the United States Ambassador to Turkey. Edward Seccr has the job of mowing the lawn at the new courthouse. Lulu Poole has the problem of Bill Long on her hands. Max Presser and Herb Schafer are the new Amos and Andy of the air. They secured their early training in humorous talks and peculiar antics in the Senior fourth period session room. George Wetters, poor fellow, has passed away. The sleeping sickness got him. Howard Schindler, from the training secured in “The Amateurs”, the Council of Thirty play, has taken Paul Whitman’s place as a very aceomnlished orchestra leader. Lawrence G-Ilion is a heart-breaker— the new Robert Montgomery of the screen. Margaret Legatz is an English teacher at the new Kawkawlin Tech. Edwin Martens is a super salesman, now engaged in selling baby chicks to the rurai population. Immediately after graduating from University of Michigan, Harry Goulet began a political career. He has at last realized his life’s ambition as Mayor of Essexville. Kenneth Hill and Lewis Sawden are running a group of “dude farms” throughout Michigan and Wisconsin. Elizabeth Menne is private secretary to Mr. H. E .TenEyck, local insurance agent. Martha Rechlin and Marguerite Rehmus are sponsoring an institution to teach beginning teachers how' to understand high school students. A very worthy project. Robert Ekstrom is in Russia teaching Russians how to manipulate “these here newfangled cigar lighters”. A shoe shine! Well, if it isn’t Harold Elbmger working in his father’s repair shop on Marquette and State Streets. Henry Feldman is in France selling bird seed as a representative of the Feldman Consolidated Bird Seed Corporation. Gedney Fenton, after a brilliant career as a Grander and scout executive, has renewed his boyhood love for collecting dues by cillccting nickels on the Columbus Stub line. Ernest Hartley has a big farm devoted entirely to the raising of potato bugs which he sells to insect collectors. Robert Carter now has the title of Commander-n-chief of The Bicycle Brigade, an important division of Hurley Bros.’ delivery system. Dutch Kruelen has a good job in the New York Police Dep’t. breaking in new shoes for the policemen. Elmer I arge is getting rich selling rubber bathing caps to the Eskimo. Eugene Lewis, having completed his eighth year in a conservatory, has a job turning music for the drummer in Goldman’s Band. Bill Merritt, the great chemist, has an important job at the Dow Plant cleaning test tubes. Ralph Nuechterlein holds the position of putting rock salt on pretzels in a large Frank-enmuth pretzel corporation. Marguerite Culberson is the teacher of the Chinese language in her native town of

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JUNE CLASS PROPHECY page twenty-six in Africa. Walter Frasz is a Sargeant in the Detective Dep’t. of the Bay City Police Force. Samuel Kasner now owns the Victory Theatre, having worked himself up from the position of movie operator. Lyle LaBerge is at the present time in Africa, where he is engaged in hunting big game with bow and arrow. Palmer Orthner has worked himself into a position as telegraph operator for Western Union. Nyles Roedel is famous as the architect who drew the plans fcr the skyscraper on Fifth and Saginaw Streets, Bay City. Arnold Roth is the dispens r of drugs in his own drug store. Lawrence Roth is teaching Spanish in Central. Henry Zielinsni is Mechanic .1 Engineer for Industrial Brownhoist. Bob Wood and Joe Wiley are organizing a “Society for the Teaching 01 Oratory to Bricklayers”. Peggy Pearsall has become famous all over the world for her most marvelous works of art. At present she is employed painting vanishing bubbles for the Vanishing Bubble Soap Company of Kawkawlin, Michigan. Ardra Ballara is the first w'ornan candidate for Ambassador to Peru. Madeline Anthony is the successor to Miss Merrill at Central High School. Chet Kazmierski is the new proprietor of the place on Third and Saginaw Streets in Bay City, known as the Greasy Spoon Restaurant. Dominic Wisniewski, after spending all his young years in the Bay City Daily Times mailing room, has been promoted to the fore-manship of said room. Harold Fogg is a super-musician, who has become a great French horn player, is now using his talent in peddling fish. Ann Schultz is now head usher at the Woodside Theatre, where she is attracting great crowds because of her skill in seating people. Iva Oviatt is a new' chemistry t acher at Central. Grace Burt has just broken the world s automobile speed record in California. Doris Stewart is a world famous art model in Paris. Tom Reed now owns Frantz’s Drug Co. and can have all the malted milks he wrants. You should see him. Fred Reer took first place in a recent beverage drinking contest. We’ll let you guess what the beverage was. It shouldn’t be hard to do so. George Buterfield has been convicted on a third offense bootlegging charge. William Pangborn has followed in his father’s footsteps and has become a barber. It is said his trade is most feminine. Kenneth Halstead is still boasting about that St. James team he coached way back in 1931. Felix Zook has become quite a ladies’ man in Auburn. Carl Dueweke has deserted the farm for the wicked city life of Detroit, where he is a street cleaner. Clarence Clohset is quite bowling the girls over as a screen hero. Charles Wanless holds the position of president of the Board of Education in Bay City. Eleanor Adams, in addition to winning great fame as a swimmer a d diver, is star forward on Louise MuellerIa-hfl Wptj)!l11 team. Frances Bambard is intensely interested in missionary work in Africa. Sylvia Croteau is now matron of the Bay County jail, having married Bud Rounds, the sheriff. Mary Belle Saunier has ieceived the contract for redecorating the interior of the County jail. Louise Mueller and Jter-hgsketball team have completed a successful tour of such cities as Hale, Crump, and Pinconning. Dorothy Scott is living over in Banks with her husband, Frank Tennant. Because of her b:autiful blond curls, Helen Weston has taken Mary Pickford’s place in the movie world. Caroline Marston is the financier of the Sunbeam Club. Lucille Loree is an assistant to Caroline Marston. Virginia Redmond (the original Irishwoman) is traveling around the country giving talks on the beauties of Ireland. Harriet Charters is a well-known dancing teacher in Chicago. Russell Lohr is the leader of the airplani model building contest in Bay City. Naomi Blumenau won the world’s speed record in typewriting for women. Alice DeGanton is a most popular design-