Central High School - Central Yearbook (Cleveland, OH)

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A. G. Spalding Bros. tf)let(c oobs Bealerg 741 Euclid Avenue Send for catalogue Central High School Students: Before purchasing goods for the season of 1908, don’t fail to look over our line first $f)otograpi) of ualttj The Newman Studio 647 Cuelfo be. St. Peter—Where are you from? Student—Central High School. St. Peter—Did you ever eat at Clark’t on Bond? Student—No-o-o. St. Peter— , GRAVITATION. Sir Newton lay in sweet repose; An apple landed on his nose; And so the laws of gravity Are all well-known to you and me. Now, if this apple didn’t fall, We wouldn’t know these laws at all. So let us thank Sir Newton’s nose For .being then in just that pose. Clark’s on Bond A RESTAURANT :: 1862 Bond St Don’t you remember “Dobie” Clark? The Big Hit of the Season OUR HAT for YOUNG MEN “The University” Wandering over an old cemetery recently, a young man came across a large stone, inscribed : “Turn me over.” After much difficulty he succeeded in turning it over, and found on the under side of the stone the words: “Now turn me back again, so that I can catch another idiot.”—Ex. It’s snappy and something new! Hill’s Hat Shop 318 Superior Ave. N. E. Opp. City Hall (Kindly mention C. H. S. Monthly when replying to advertiser .)

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College Clothes YOUNG men do not find A the styes acceptable that please their elders. We see clothes that appeal to the young men, the college men in particular. $15 to $45 He went down and bravely. He remained on the bottom some minutes, then he signaled impatiently to be drawn up. They drew him up and he motioned for them to remove his helmet. As they started to do this, the foreman said: “What’s the matter, Mike?” “Take the durn lid off me,” he replied. “I’m done wid divin’.” “Why?” asked the foreman. “I’ll never worruk,” was the excited answer, “at enny job where I can’t spit on me hands.”—Exchange. During last Mardi Gras festivities at New Orleans, a couple, evidently from the provinces, wandered into one of the numerous little French restaurants. The lady scanned the menu. “Here’s entree,” she said. “What is it? Shall I order it?” “Good heavens, no!” replied her companion. “I've always heard that the French eat it; but not for us. You’d better order ham and eggs. An entry’s a race-horse.”—Exchange. Wi)t(Harftelb tub to V J’E furnish you pictures that speak, at prices that talk. Visit our studio and see all the latest styles in photography. Our PHOTOGRAPHS, whether of the simple “miniature” style or the fine picture poses, are always a delight to the eyes. Satisfaction uaranteeb H. F. HEINZ, Modern Photographer 1029 Garfield Building Cleveland, Ohio (Kindly mention C. H. S. Monthly when replying to advertisers.)

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T Spring Styles FOR Young Men $3 to $6 “If we please you, tell others} if we don’t, tell us” Central High Boys Do you know that we carry just the kind and class of snappy clothes you like to wear and sell them at reasonable prices. Hart, Shaffner Marx College Styles For young men are better than most custom made clothing in STYLE, FIT and FINISH and at about half the cost. Let’s show you what real up-to-date young men’s clothing is: Suit for $15, $20, $25 to $40 Overcoats $15 to $40 Raincoats $10 to $35 Nobby Hats and Natty Fixings. Mention this paper when trading. The McWatters-Dolan Co. Superior Ave., opp. New Postoffice First Miss—He said I was a poem. Second Miss—Did he scan your feet?— —Exchange. Teacher in Physics—When one irresistible body meets another irresistible body, what happens ? Pupil—They get married.—Ex. A HEALTH Proper foods and proper exercise. Does your food nourish you ? Fully ? Here’s health — try Belle Vernon Milk —A PERFECT MILK The Belle Vemon-Mape Dairy Co. 5812-14 EocUd Are. Both Phone (Kindly mention C. H. S. Monthly when replying to advertiser .)