Central High School - Cehisean Yearbook (St Paul, MN)

Text from Pages 1 - 188 of the 1923 volume:

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DEDZCHTZCDN CT'O HER to whom our cares have been as her own, to her to whom we have looked, and never in vain, for help and guidance, to her to whom the Senior Class owes the full measure of its gratif tude-Mary Uance Carney-these words are a parting tribute. Cfhrough all the worries and troubles of our senior year Miss Carney has planned with us and helped us. 'Taking no thought for herself, but working unselfishly for our good, she has brought us safely through, Under her leadership has our success been achieved. Always ready with her friendly counsel, she has won a place in our hearts as a sincere friend. In the years to come it will be pleasant to us, especially those many of us for whom this is the last of schooling, when we are looking back upon our high school years, to remember the dear old school, our teachers, and Miss Carney, our adviser and friend. l C Q CONTENTS CV HE SCHOOL CV HE SENIORS ORGANIZATIONS JITHLETICS FEATURES K I FOREIUORD wlTHlN the covers of this boob are to be found records of mighty events and tales of high achievement. .fl history of the past, and anticipations ofthe future. Here is found the enthusiasm ofyouth and its exploits. lDe present herewith, in cross sec- tion, an institution, Central High School, complete in all its members. ' 1 N J. ffYYAi MXQQ , xx- ,fliliff p, ff,-ff' lx L rx' QQ? 1427! ,fl if mx i 2 U 5 i l fx wi 5 1 1 Il n ,Eg .gwxjg - l 3 fn-'Rt'iiAV'l FV Xl- -. s 'H l h' ' ffl? ee: fm , l U all IU K p Q-,L-17, -v 1-s-,V+ ii..-1-iz.: Cl' he AUDITORIUM Most popular of the edu- cational buildings of our city is the municipal Audi- torium where music, the balm of every trouble, is poured forth from the soul of the artist. Men forget the sharp edges of a stern world and succumb to the strains from the magniti- cent organ or a symphony orchestra playing in per- fect harmony. In its less serious moments it offers diversions for the simpler mind, municipal entertain- ments, pageants, and even circuses which its flexible architecture makes pos- sible. f X . smp- ix , A as 1 A' ,.if'fal o,.o,.J33i ' 'Y'--jf. 4 '-'?f53, , NWYLN Ji PATH The natural beauty of our city with its hills and wooded places is an inspir- ation to the moulding youth. He may spend hours of keen enjoyment roaming the paths along the banks of the Missis- sippi. In autumn the melancholy of the falling leaves inspireg i11 spring the beauty of the budding leaves enchants. Along these historic banks one may iind solace for a mo- ment away from the hustle oi' modern life. f.. .K ' 11 wh 'WW ff J all A ,. ,sl seg. -, l .V N ffLLl.!31'li+3 l f 'WYTST P x iL,,- 5 'Q,:.fe:,- 1- 1- -Y--------1 Cl' he CAPITOL Under the Roman dome of the state Capitol, the lawmakers, who work to assure our well being, con- vene and guide the destin- ies of our commonwealth, Here, men labor over prob- lems of finance in order to assure the best possible educational system not for pecuniary rewards but that the state may have a posterity worthy of its op- portunities. we ffffxx N 7 1 'lit 'J 2 l 1 1i it xx fi it 1 + K --f R l l El if fl ,t lmmgiil I -.,, -is if '- ' M ' ?fgi7'Er c-:fw:'1fP1 ?':mx 1555!--, 1-1 1 ,AV-jf' icjk My E' w - what by -cc c me-.Q HISTORICAL SOCIETIJ An emblem of beauty is the universal opinion, which connoisseurs of architecture hold of our Historical Society build- ing. More facinating than its pulchritude, however, is the story which is dis- closed by objects and rec- ords within its walls. Here the story of Minnesota is unfolded. Though un- known to few people the building also shelters the state department of edu- cation which so vitally concerns the welfare of our schools. -. ,kAZ.f.,...-.. ,,,,.,,... V, ,..,.., 1, 1 J ' 4 l ,M 'if 1 A x 5, fx ,. , .A fs A, 1 'Lg gigsfifiiy s 5 fl l n he in , l -l -'YM gil:-,i flliqigf N fa- ll i ef'-242-f-A. J - -f-QM vw 1 lm- he xllill ' ' linlgffsl W ' - , sgilfii' 52,5211 .ABOUT COM0 XVhen in our idle mo- ments we choose to stroll tnrough the beauty spots about our City, there is one spot where all the troubles of a burdened mind may ho nlispe1'sl-flf-- Uomo Park. Inu-L --:Y ,umm ,,.-- 2 ,, Y, fn-, 1 ii W 1 1 5 'i'w . fl -5' Qmx, ,Q-iv , f ' 13' tr 4453+ . I Y--. 1:3 3- ' '77ffli-hifi? ig- 'WW' v-Q T 'TFT X '-f ' fb 'Q fjrul f . .J X f H.-3 f ,fm AQ 'N ' 1 tml if F41 32 1-JSJL-2.-lewd. E' F. , , y. W N, f .. . ,: . W gr: ,,,f ' ,, f f-afyffg if f X I X fail CI' he LIBRARU XVe could, no doubt, live without books, but through her truly benevolent pro- pensities civilization has granted this panacea for a troubled mind. Through the medium of books man may stretch his wings to cover real distances, to far places and foreign lands. By books, he may roam the jungle or plod over frozen wastes of Arctic Seag in libraries he may tramp the globe. The harvest of such institutions will bc bounteous . we .F 7 . , 4 5K V . 4 X W' . , -,fi-' xf . ,N ,ar ' J v , - .f .: 45. Q .au . fi , . 5 . ' , 1 - -vie . ,gitlf ,J E51 ex I , e-----1 xl . - -. -f A if 7' ' t xi1' W ei? i 77542223 f e,-sg' s , l X L vi 5 I 1: -' ' W b ' lx 'R' 1 K U , 'E-tg Q, ,fn .I -v .:4 i i I-A 'f 1 LQ-x-w we T it H L I Li.. ,W V rm, maui e ' .' . l eff: gdiv -- '- V fygfgf- ! I-. .1 Q , ,V J' ., ,J 1 4 i 1. . f K f , . ,. ki 3 V., fd if-QQ . ' . 'Y' .1 A . Is W' xg- an if ' - , 7 ' . 'dnl ' ., r ' ' ' :F -5 . as F I If ,v rw 'AH' ,. , - Q 'Q X ve , KM X it , x O, A , F 7, - .4 'L'f5t.f4.i M . .. wx' VL hi 1,1 i .' g 11 l , , Y S I x .U ,fq f :- ' , 1 In-.ef -1 1 1. ,mg .L ff fi ' -I i A A t , , i f ..,,, ' ii?-Z'-f , Y' P 2 , rl . 4 -- Q N 4 , ,.f. . , . lN lDlNTER Winter in Saint Paul is not only beautiful but it is pleasureable as well. ln an abundance of snow our niany free hours may be spent sporting with king Winter on the nlultiturle oi' hills and lakes, in and about our city. f -, xigf .. 7 W Q ui x- ' X- . f A , X p X x w X W X N Ax Qj X RN 3' X- Q lv, I f 53195 ,W 'N' LT N -H+ ff f ' 7-' 'Q j, 7 1 ij I MESSHGE 'To :ill to whom this hook shall come: G11-vti1iy,'s4 It is with real plvzisurt- that I herewith atl- slress the vitizens of Ut-iiti-ul High Svhool. Your title is no menu tone. The mere fm-t of memhersliip in this sm-hool sets you ztpatrt as more highly favored thztu those who trun- Hot enjoy the privileges ot' at high st-hool, Honors and c-ertiticzttes from your school are imlt-ed imtrks of clistitivtioii. XYhztt is your school gvttiiig from you in rt-turn in loyalty and seryive'.' ls your mem- bership in this coimuunity nf such at type that your svhool will hc g'I'A-'iltixl' and more l,ve:iutit'ul lnevetuse you were here? These questions should vlmllt-i1g'e the attention of every pupil entering t'1-ittrztl. Some of you have ht-:trtl the Chitllelige and responded rio- hly. In the vlass room, in the sovieties, on the ztthletir- tleld, in all our activities, vurri- eulztr :tml extra-c'urrit'ulzir. muy be found re- prt-sentzttiyes of whom l'c-ntrztl need not he ztslizimetl. It might he of interest, however. in illl'lllll5.1' tht- pages of this hook. to note with what l'UH'll12ll'ltY the sztme names appear, time utter time. in different Situations. Surely. with a population of over 2300, the hurdt-u of the community should not rest So heavily upon the shoulders. ol' the few. Can it luv possible that when abilities Were lat-i11:.T htthtlt-ti out, some 1'et'eivcsl il monopoly? Some of you have been here for four yeztrs and still I'6ll'lZ1iI'l unknown. VVl1y'? A Iiuztl suHg'CSti0u: take :L Sheet of paper: draw an line from top to hottom, making two 1-olunms: in the le-ft-lizlml wolumu. set down the things f'c11t1'z11 has done for you: wheii this is Iiuished, set down in tht- other column tht- things you have dom- for Neutral. llow do they l'UlllI7Z11'P? JAMES ll. MAILSHALL. ,V i , Y i- M -9 M, wh. A. K , . f , I - t, ,,, 2 fwka aan km ye X X 'kisifwa sv.x,sa..,:5 W W. ,mx K M f gf-ww:-A vw- Wb W at?-may NWQM jg? W W fi an 91 .M ,ff 11+ nigh -WSW M W Ma in QU ?u,f' OLWE aw A fm, MMM 1 ? 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ES an EW' +1 Q35 WJEQ 22:5 C .HI11 Q2 Y Q45 .NZ emi 262 o-40 wi gig E-4.11 23D 'U1 'DEQ 'J' Q -2 : . 5-32: :wg To-O.. 0 . vii E55 Efg ,A kg: 512 v-1412 lui-4:11 Fi CFI-IE FACULTU JAMES E. MARSHALL, Principal ALBERT G. MEIER, Assistant Principal Minnie Keane, Registrar Laurie Johnson, Librarian Clara Claussen, Clerk Emma Marsing, Clerk ART Lola Craig Elizabeth Stroble Laura XVilliams BIOLOGY John Harp Irma Meili t'0MMERCIAlJ . Claire Boody Robert Brockman Ellen Simon Eflie Brodeen Nellie Dunnivon Ezra Edwards Jennie XVeisenthal Helen Hagin Ernest Maitrejean Stanley VVatson IJOMES'l'lt' tft'II'lXL'E AND ART Anna Corcoran Mrs. Carnes Stella Strane Hilda Anderson Caroline Austin Dorothy Baumgart Mary Bryant Alice Cornwall Mary Carney Bret Cooley Agnes Doherty Hilda Anderson Florence Baher Robert Berg Charles Frost Ralph Billings Althea Deither Martha Hartwell Alfred Buser Clarence Eastman Peter McMillan John Darling Mrs. Johnson Edith Hall DRA M ATIC ART Helen Austin EXGLISII Carrie Castle Anna Dickson Mrs. Harmon Florence Colter Grace Elliott Eileen Kennedy Grace Cochran Katherine Goetzinger Marion Munson Susan Crumbacher Emma Gray . Mary Newson Alice Rosenberg Mabel XVicker If RI-INC 'H Julia Tisdale Eileen Kennedy l l ISTOR-Y Julius Kuck Louella Miles John Quinliven David Kyes Glenn Varner Paul Rusterholz Edith Foulke Sarah O'Hora Harry Smith Margaret McFetridge LATIN Katherine Goetzinger XYilliam McGovern Helen Hagin Otto Meltzer Julius Kuck M ANVICI, TRAINING Louis Harnsberger William Kessel Albert Schwabe M A Tl IEMATICS Ernest Maitrejean Sadie Matson Nellie Muller Stanley lVatson MVSIC Lillian Mildred Knott l'llfYSlt'Al, TRAINING Nellie Heyd Alice Hosmer Jack McCallum Martha Sjoherg Eva Thompson Florence Watson Marie Rothfuss l'll YSICS Pl I YSIUI IRAPIIY HPAXISII SI 'RSTITIITES Ada Mae Eshelby John Harp Frederick Miller Julius Kuck Jean Elmquist g CFHE STUDENT COllNClL Standing: Lindquist, Sands, Thane, Shannon. Borg, Guyer, Burbank, Sandell. Sitting: Faricy, Hove, Miss Anderson, Kennedly, Miss Hosmer, Nourse, Wooster, Aldrich. BtllfT two and a half years ago, a need for some organization of students that would retiect the true sentiment of the entire student body was felt, and as a result, the Student Council was formed. The value of such an organization had been demonstrated in hun- dreds ot other schools, and it was hoped that the organization ot the Student Council would prove to be a step toward student self-government. It was resolved that it should consist of the presidents of all the classes and organizations in the school and the editors of the student publications. It was assumed, and rightly, that such a body would truly represent the student. For advisers, Miss Anderson and Mr. Hillard were chosen. Since that time, Mr. llillard has left the faculty, and his place has been filled by Miss Hosmer. The purpose of the Student Council is to act as a sort of medium between the pupils and the executive department of the school. lt is hoped that the students will regard it as a body to which they may bring problems which they might hesitate to lay before the principal directly. Besides, the repre- sentative character ot the organization itself enables it to bring up problems which might be over-looked by the faculty, or by a less representative body. So far, it has been unnecessary for the Student Council to take action on any important matter as the school has been governed so fairly that there has been no grounds for complaint, but the Council has not been idle in mat- ters of minor importance. It has been through action of the Council that those attractive signs have been posted in the halls throughout the school :asking students to help keep the halls clean, and at the time of this writing plans are being made to regulate in some way the increasingly heavy traffic at Central. The present officers, elected last December, are: Alan Kennedy. presi- dent: Allen Nourse, vice-president: and lljahnar llove, secretary. 111 :'N , W . -3: 'K .L A -f-'75-., V . 4.,, , , : . M.Xs'1- 'H 'I - Q: tr V 11 'Q 2::?,' JV: .f'413-.,.-1.i.,,?- 4. ' ' '-'5 ,iw N -1... -lN'fQ7 'A' 'M ,x . n 'U gg- X Q Amr i,'--'btw Y , I H - 1. ' 1, - , 95 .3- 'fs . 'lg' x ,.g,. - -Ff- f.- ' 'SG :- c ' Stu. ...avi - , . , 4 ' 52,1 as WCA 5, k , l ,L-wif. V s. if ', 'f 'L7C M. LQ X 5241. 5-.fff X, . 3-Flo! iff , t J Ml , 1 'A . 1,2 -Q., n r JENNIE CLARK When the l'lz1ss of 19255 l'Clll1'11QCl to school as soplioniores in the fall of 1920, they found thvir zulviscr to he Miss Jennie Clark. She sm-c-curled Miss Edith Foulke who hml Q'lllilt'll the clvstinivs of the class so well during' its first year at C'v11t1-nl. In thc spring' of lil!! sho was lliarrivrl to Cliarlcs Czlnlpton nf Two Ilan'- hors, Minnvsotzi. Mrs. Vzxlnlptmi will long' he I'0Illl'1l1llCI'Qfl by those fO1'l'llIl2lfll pn-tuple who kl1PXV lwr. Shv was always pleasant and Clieeriiigg an Qffif-ieuf fpgpllgl- mytl 21 wail l'l'lGllfl. l CFHE HONOR ROLL . Us .,,, '. - t K ivll 5 ,I 1f'A1' VV' X 1. Hjalmar Hove, Valedictorian ...... 93.30 2. Herman VVo1tf, Salutatorian ....... 92.37 Edward McAdam . Janet Siebold .... Bernice Goolcy .... Saul Hershkowitz . Helen Whitbeck .. Frederick Hakenjos Loran McDanield . Margaret Sullivan . Esther Villaumie . . Frances VVestfall .. Roma Smith ..... Alan Kennedy . . . Robert Tousley Lillian Lussan . . . Gyrus Borg' .... Barbara Eustis . . . Alice Boyd ...... Pearl Ledin ....... Katherine Patrick . Herbert Jennings . Alice Sturm ..... Morfydd Evans . . . Evelyn Marshall .. Francis Schott . . . Alyce Merth . . . Ruth VVilcken . .. Anne Merrill .. Mary Forssell .... Carl Swanson .... Marjorie Fitch . . . Nannette Nelson .. Ray Lindquist . . . Ira Karon ..... Doris Lake ...... Paul Hibbs ....... Charlotte Haskell . Clarence Gray .... .......92.23 .....91.34 . ..... 91.32 .......91.08 .......90.87 ......90.76 .......90.71 .......9O.61 . ..... 90.61 . ..... 90.29 .....9O.28 . ..... 90.013 .....89.79 .....89.76 .....S9.72 .....89.71 .....89.56 .......89.28 .....89.28 . ..... 89.28 . ..... 89.26 .....89.07 .....88.93 .....88.64 .....88.63 .....88.57 .... .88.57 ... . .8843 . ..... 88.43 .....88.40 .....88.38 . ..... 88.27 .......88.03 . ..... 87.90 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 r 51 .12 53 5-1 55 56 57 58 59 50 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 T9 r 73 74 75 -10. Ralph Moore .. Durand Smith Helen Briggs .... Isabel Speer . .. Grace Eaton ...... Joseph Shannon . . . Herbert Richardson Helen Power . .... . Byron King . .. Lois Berreau ..... Georgia Zdarsky .. Geraldine Gilman . Lillian Blekkink .. Raymond Marsh .. Herbert Lande . . . Evelyn Bendzick .. Lucille Johnson . . . Rose Iseli ..... Ruth Lee ........ Lloyd Klingrnan .. Arthur Goldberg .. Sara Brodsky .... Ruth Stevens .... Margaret Knapp .. Lucile Koch ..... Imelda Ertz ..... Myrtle Tolin ..... Ruth Audrey Johnson .... Donald Hyland .......... Ruth Johnson .... Helen Fargeman . . . . . . . . Janice Perkins ..... ..... Margaret Blodgett Rosalie Vtlciss ...... ..... Kenneth Thiebaud Edwin French 87.85 87.80 87.76 87.53 87.36 87.32 87.26 87.21 87.20 87.12 87.03 Sw 0.9 . .4 86.81 86.49 86.79 I rv . ..... 86.44 86.66 86.57 86.51 86.30 86.18 86.15 86.50 86.00 85.98 85.96 85.90 85.67 85.65 85.60 85.20 85.16 85.07 OUR FOREMOST SEN IORS HJALMAR HODE HERMAN IDOLFF Daleclictorian Salutatorian VHIXH its fmii' yours of existzmvv. the 4-lass of '23 has svt mzuiy iuarks for siicccvmliiig' 1-lzissvs to strive for. 111 the SiHI1llHl'll of sm'li0lzii'sl1ip,tl1e student zivtivitivs, and atlilm-tics, '23 has llttfiiltlfl the list. lqilffll in- dividual studviit has iiidirvctly aided iii ohtziiiiiiig' this siicuuss, hut thi- grvater' il'llllllpllS have llCOIl the work of 21 gifted tow. lljzilmar' llovu and lI0i'ma11 Woltt valedictoriziii and Qzilutatorian, rvspcc-tively, are in 21 lzirgi- inealsiire direc-tly responsible for the success of the m-z1r'oer- ot the class of '23, As t'1'esl11i1zm rlulizitws, they worliwl togw-tliui' and lizivv t'0llflIlllCCl. hand iii hzlud. to the 1-lusv ot' thvii' high school ll2l.VS. Both the 4-hiss :md Voiitiwil as ei Svliuol arc pruiul of thvm. Their lists of zivtivitivs arc long and vziricd and for this, togetlivi' with the fact that tlicgv are lmutli good fellows, l'e11t1'al is lzrmul of her forvmost svuiors, Hjzilnmi' Iluvv and Heriiian NVolll', CLASS OFFlCERS REUNOLDS GUUER MARGARET SULLIDAN MARGARET KNAPP HARRlET ALLEN President Dice President Secreiarq Treasurer HE class of 1923 has been singularly fortunate in its choice of officers to carry on the business of the organization. Those selected always bore some sense of responsibility, but is natural, some had more than others. Different from other classes. the senior class decided early in its high school life to elect officers each new semester, thus giving exactly double the num- ber of students the honor of holding an office, besides obtaining fresh and ofttiines capable leaders. The regular sequence of class affairs was undis- turbed by this change, as it might have been if the classes attempted more group projects than they do now. As freslnnen, Wind, George Drewry was elected president for both semesters. NVilliam Powrie held the office of freshman secretary, while Leo Faricy was vice-president. llerman Vtiollii, the diminutive debater, was the first selection for treasurer. For the second freshman term, Elizabeth Caul- field was vice-president: Donald Knebel, secretary, and Paul llibbs, treasurer. t'Jud left Central at the end of the first year, his place was filled in the sophomore year by Harvey Garrett and Donald Knebel vice-president, Elizabeth Caulfield, secretary, Cyrus Borg, treasurer. The second half of this year found Lloyd Klingman wielding the gavel as president, Mary Forssel holding down the office of vice-president, Irma Hilgedick as secretary, and Joseph Shannon as treasurer. In the junior year when the class met with the overwhelming sense of the end being somewhere in sight, they chose as their officers: Donald Rogers, president, Janet Siebold, vice-president, Marjorie Hill, secretary: Margaret Sullivan, treasurer. In the second half, considered by some the most im- portant event of the school year, is given the Junior-Senior. To lead them during this time they selected Donald Knebel, president, Imelda Ertz, vice- president, Janet Siebold, secretaryg Margaret Sullivan, treasurer. When the class met again on September 28, 1922, officers, who retained their positions through the entire fourth year were elected: Reynolds Guyer, president, Margaret Sullivan, vice-president, Margaret Knapp, secretary, Harriet Allen, treasurer. GRADUATIO As wo stand upon tho tllroslloltl Of the XV0l'l1llS wifle opon door, lt like a Sll2ll'lillllg'Sll'l1ll lurvs us. Anil will holtl us owl' more. To every youth tho unknown calls, But we PEIIISU in llositaucy. All is new whivh lim-s he-fore us NVhat l'XIV'l'l0lll'0 may therv he? NVQ cast E1 llllQ'l'l'lllg,1' look hehiufl, In an all Ullllll'2ll'lllj1' gllillllff' Tll0l'C is Ilfltlllllg' sm-on that to us Like the futurv mlovs 011l1am'0. lgl'lllllCl us liv foul' .vm-airs ot' work, 'l'houg'h to somo its just hcgu fun Now we leave om' high st-hool days For il new lifo has luogun. Uno half our thought f1llll'llCll with 11 -'wt Svems to XYlllSlJl'l' to us, Stay, But tho Olllfl' hall' vry. tl11wz11'nl. lieforo us lim-s iillllfllill' day. . g ABERL, CARLA MARIE - Pedro Thanksgiving Pageant: Assemblies: The Blue Bird: Orchestra. Hamline Disguise it as you will, To right or wrong 'tis fashion rules me still. AFFLECK, ALICE .IOSEPHINE - Al Gi1'l's Athletic Club. L' . Business S tastes the joys that spring from labor? DRICH, JEFFERSON ELLIOTT Jeff Glee Club: Secy., '21-22: Pres., '22-23: Chimes of Normandy? Novelt5' Pro- gram '2'l: Pirates of Penzanoeu '22: Class Basketball '22: Football '20-21, VVindmills of Holland '23g WC '22: Student Council: Assemblies. University of Minnesota Ah! could I be once more a careless child! ALLEN, HARRIETT ARABELLA .School Service committee: Fine Arts: Alpha Proton: Junior-Senior Enter- tainment Committee: Dramatic Club: Jubilee: County Fair: Vlfays and Means Committee: Treasurer of Senior Class: Rollo's VVild Oat. Sweet Briar The sweet expression of that face Forever changing yet the same. AIVIUNDSON, RACHEL GRACE - KC Thanksgiving Pageant: Xlhitress, Football Banquet '21 . College When all the world conspires to praise her, The woman's deaf, and does not hear. ANDEREGG, FREDERICK H. - Deak Class Track, 1919: Class Basket Hall, '19, '20, '21, '222 Basket Ball C-'21 Business And wit that loves to play, not wound. ANDERSON, IRVING ELIVIER qltgass Basketball '19-23: Class Trai-k Hamline University For nothing human foreign was to him. BAILEY, VIRGINIA NANCY Ginnie Fine Arts Society: Junto College You oan't have too much of a good thing. BAKEMAN, EDNA HENRIETTA Ed Senior Annual Staff: Assembly , Business Tis a sure sign work goes on merrily when folks sing' at it. BALDWIN, MARY FLORENCE University of Minnesota I don't see no p'ints about that frog that's any better'n any other frog. BARKER, ECHO MARIE Bow WOW Dnam-atie Club: Alpha. Proton: J. S. Committee: Thanksg'lv1ng Pageant. The light of midnight's starry heaven, Is in those radiant eyes. BARTHELEMY, CARL R. - Bart Orchestra '21-223 Radio Club, x University of Minnesota I have a good ear in music. s BAUER, ALBERT EDWARD Track '20-223 Captain Track '23. College 'K 'Tis well to be merry and wise. 'Tis wel to be honest and true: 'Tis well to be off with the old love Before you are on with the new. BAUMGARDNER, LOIS M. Bummie' Fine Artsi Societyg Sen-retary of Junto '22-235 Booster's Club: Vlfays and Class Track, '193 Class Basket Ball, University of Minnesota Nobody ought to have been able to resist Her coaxing manner: yet she never Seemed to know it was her manner at all. BEAN, ALICE EMILY - Beanus' ' University of Minnesota Gentle in method. resolute in action. BENDZICK, EVELYN MARY - Eve' Spanish Clubg Assembly: Honor Roll. Business College To doubt her fairness were to want an eye. JANSEN, CLAUDE VIRGINIUS Football '18-'20-'21-'233 Basketball '18- 'l9-'20-'2l, Captain V201 Baseball '21- '22-'23, Captain '232 llovkey '22, College I once adfmitted to my shame That football was a brutal game Because she hates it. BERNSTEIN, ESTHER E. DimpleS University of Minnesota Perchance my too much questioning offends. BERREAU, LOIS WV. Fine Arts Society '23!: llonor Roll. University of Minnesota 'The maid who modestly conceals Her beauties, who while she hides, reveals. BESMER, ALEX Business I know a thing or two. BESEMER, RUTH LUCILLE Rufus Treasurer Girls' Athletic Club. Business The virtuous mind that ever walks attenied, By a. strong siding champion, Conscience. BICK, DOROTHY INIARIE - DOI'ty Seven C s. Business She'd rather lose her dinner-than her jest. BICKEL, RUTH MIRIAM Business College Wearing her wisdom lightly. BIGGS, IMOGENE MARIE - Jean Girls' Athletic Club, Senior Annual Staff, '23. Business We know what we are-but we know not what we may be. BJORK, ABNER CARL Nick College 'He has a. solidl base of temperament. BLEKKINK, LILLIAN LOUISE Dramatic Club, Fine Arts Society, Sec'y '19, Spanish Club, President '21- '22, Orchestra, Secretary, Assemblies, Honor Roll. College HSweet promptings unto kindest deed, Were in her very look, We read her face, as one who reads A true and holy book. BLODGETT, MARGARET L. Bl0dgie' President Orchestra '22, Honor Roll. Carleton College 'ATQ business that I love, I rise betimes. And go to it with delight. BLUNT, JOHN Movie Operator. College A prodigy in learning. BODVVELL, FLORENCE LOUISE Spanish Club, Constitution Club, Dec- oration Committee, Junior-Senior '22, Miss Woods'-Minneapolis Of social glee, and wit, humane though keen. BORG, WILLIAM CYRUS - tCy Ediitoir-in-iC'hief Senior Annual, Ed- itoir-in-Clhief Times '22, Editor-ith Chief VVOrld '22, Business Manager XVorld and Times '21, XVorld Staff '20, Dramatic Club '21-'22-'23, Stage Force '22-'23, Secy. Central Interscholastic Press Association '22, Sophomore Class Treasurer, Historical Society '21, Finance Committee: Debating Club, ,Vifays and Means Committee, Student Council, El Circulo Castellano, Junto, County Fair, Horner Roll. College Of all those arts in which the wise excel. Nature's Chief masterpiece is writing well. v BOSWORTH, FRANCIS G. W. B0z llramlativ Club: Junto: Latin Club: Assemblies: Jubilee: Novelist's Re- treat? uTurtle Dove: lYay and Means Committee: County Fair: Times Staff: Thanksgiving Pageant. Carleton On the stage he was natural, simple, affecting. BOXELL, ALLEN - - - Al 'Class Committeesl Movie Machine Operator: Constitution Club. University of Minnesota '-Ie was a man, take him for all in all, We shall not look upon his like again. BOYD, ALICE ELIZABETH - Allie Historic-al Society: Music Committee S. 1922: Honor Roll. College Good to the poor, to friend-ship clear To nothing but herself severe. J. BRABECK, GEORGE EDMUND Jud Business The end and the reward of toil is rest. BRIGGS, HELEN XVILLARD Spanish Club: Historical Society: .luntog Dramatic Club-: Girls' Glee Club: .TA S. -Committee: Assemblies: Honor Roll. College A great devotee of the Gospel of Getting on. BRODSKY, SARA - - Sally Spanish Club: Assemblies: Honor Roll. Business This young lady expresses herself in terms foo deep for me. BROYVN, GORDON CONRAD G0rdie Honorary Member of the Dramatic Vlub: County Fair: Boosters Club: Assemblies: T'hanlcsgiving Pageant: Make-up Committee. Carleton College A finished' gentleman from top to toe! BROWN, MARION MARGARET-ANNE Spanish Club: Girls' Athletic Club. St. Catherines College And lightly was her slender nose Tip-tilted like the petal of a Bower. BROWN, RAYMOND KENNETH Ray Business t'Why. then the world's mine oyster which I with sword will open. BROWNELL, LYLE FLETCHER Busi' Glee Club: Swimming '21-'22: Captain '-vo Begone, dull care! I prithee be gone from me! Eegone, dull care! thou and I shall never agree. BURBANK, RICHARD HART Dick Cartoonist of tllie VV-oyrld., 'ZZ-'itlg Associate Editor, The Times , '22: Dramatic Club, '22-'23: Junto: Stu- dent Council: Spanish Club: Junior- Senior Play: Senior Annual Feature Staff: Entertainment Committee for J. S.: Advertising Manager of the County Fair and Jubilee: Assem- blies: XVorld-Times Vaudeville, College He is always laughing for he has a deal of wit. BURKE, MARIE ELIZABETH Billie Business That which ordinary are fit for, I am qualified in: and the best of me is diligence. BURNS, MARJORIE FLORENCE Marj University of Minnesota A sweet attractive kind of grace. CAMINSKY, ESTELLE Business Exceeding fair she was: and yet fair in that she never studied to be fairer than nature made her. CAMPBELL, HARRIET MAE Harry Girls' Athletic Club Spanish Club. College How sweet and' fair she seems to be. CAULFIELD, ELIZABETH K. Busy Vice president of class '19-'20: Secre- tary of c-lass '20-21: Decoration Coni- mittee for J. S.: Vive president, Fine Arts 1922-23: Spanish Club: Blue liird : Senior Jubilee: XX'orld Staff: Assemblies: Scribe. Alnhw Proton 11121. College 'Of all eloquence a nickname is most concise: of all arguments the most unanswerablef' CHAPMAN, LESLIE F. Chap, Astronomical Sooiety. University of Minnesota And o'er that fair broad brow were wrought The intersected lines of thought. CHRISTOFFERSON, JANET Christie Fine Arts: Glee Club: Dramatic Club: Alpha Proton: Finance Committee of Dlass: Dec-oration Committee for J. S. University of Minnesota Nothing becomes her ill. COFFEY, HELEN GLADYS Dollie University of Minnesota Her cheeks like apples which the sun had rudded. COHN, IVY S. - - - Slim Dramatic- Club: News Editor, Times Staff, Jan.-June '23: .luutog County Fair: Constitution Club: Assemblies: Boosters Club: Senior Jubilee: YVorlcl- Times Vaucleville: C. H. S. Stamp Club. University of Minnesota That inexhaustible good nature. COOK, CLIFFORD JAMES RALPH Booster Clulb '21, '22, '231 Glee Club, '22, 'Z3g Assemblies: Pirates of Pen- zance ,222 YVindmills of Holland Thanksgiving Pageant '221 Rooter King, '22-'231 Chess Club Scn'reta1'y '22, College CCarletonJ Cheer, boys, cheer for I am here. COOLEY, BERNICE LORRAYNE Historiival Societyg Honor lloll. Macalester My tongue within my lips I rein. For who talks much must talk in vain. COUGHLIN, RUTH HELEN Junto, Program Committee-5 County Fair, College For she is such a smart little girl, Such a neat little, sweet little girl- Such a bright little, slight little, light little, Trim little, slim little girl. CRAWFORD, GEORGIA E. Peaches University of Minnesota To those who know thee not, no words can paint: And those who know thee know all words are faint. CRONON, ROBERT WENDELL BOB Chess Club. College Never elated when one man's oppressed: Never dejected while another's blessed? DALQUIST, RALPH MORRIS Dahlie Assemblies, Carleton He is complete in feature, and in mind, With all good grace to grace a gentleman. DARLING, NVILLIAM LOYVELL Bill Senior Annual Stnffg Latin Clubg Alpha Protong Spanish Clubg J. S, Enter- tainment 19213 General Manager, County Fair. An inborn grace that nothing lacked of culture or appliance.- The warmth of genial courtesy, The calm of self-reliance. DEAVEY, PAULINE L, P0llyaI1dreWS College. 'KI with you and you with me, miles are short with company. DESMOND, FLORENCE L. - Babe Seven Us Clubg Girls' Athletic Club. College Life's too short for chess! DITTES, EDNA GRACE - Ed Thanksgiving Paggealitg Assemblies. College None knew her but to love her Nor named her but to praise. DOWNEY, THEODORE J. - Snooze College A man he seems of cheerful yesterdays And confident tomorrowsf' 4: DUNN, DOROTHY - - Dot Fine Arts: Assemblies: Countv Fair. University of Minnesota This thing is growing monotonous! EATON, GRACE MYRTLE - Gracie Senior Annual Staff '23: Honor Roll Business .. The tlower of meekness on a, stem of grace. EKELUND, VERNA B. President of Glee Club '22-'23: Pirates of Pe-nzanCe: VVindmills of Hol- 1and: Assemblies: Junto: VVaitress Football Banquet: Student Council: Spanish Club: County Fair. University of Minnesota She spoke seldom, but all her words were tuneful sweet. ELLINGSEN, GORDON M. Grogan Business There is only one proof of ability-action. ERSKINE, GRANT ALEXANDER Assemblies. Business Though I am young, I scorn to ilit On the wings of harrowed wit. ERTZ, IMELDA MARGUERITE Me1dy Dramatie Club, Finance Committee: Glee Club: Fine Arts: Junto: Vive pres. '23i: Alpha Proton: Toast-Mis- tress, Football Banquet: Thanksgiving Pageant: Spreading the Newsif' XVindmi1ls of Holland? Assemblies: County Fair, Rol1o's Wild Oat: Hon- or Roll University of Minnesota. A daughter of the godis, divinely tall, and most divinely fair. ESSENHOLM, HAROLD L. - Esie Dramatic Club: Junto: Latin Club: Assemblies: Entertainment Committee 'ZZQ The Novelist's Retreat, Jubilee: Thanksgiving Pageant: Senior Bazaar. College He leaned not on his fathers, but himself. EUSTIS, BARBARA E. - Bee Historieul Society: Spanish Club: Thanksgiving' Pageant: Refreshment Committee of J. S.: XVaitress for Sen- ior Banquet: Honor ltoll. Hamline She wreathed the rod of criticism with roses. EVANS, MORFYDD Honor Roll, Macalester A fair exterior is a silent recommendation. EVENSON, ORIE B. Radio Club. College Young fellows will be young fellows. FANCHER, MARGARET L. Tiny Dramativ Club: Jubilee. University of Minnesota She's such a winsome wee little girl! FARGEMAN, HELEN BEATRICE Latin Club: Honor Roll. Business Softly speak and sweetly smilel' FARICY, LEO BROWN - PETE Vice president of class 19193 Asso- ciate Editor of Senior Annualg World Staff '20-'21-'22g Times Staff '21I Dramatic Club '22-'23: President of Alpha Protong Student Counc-ilg Track '23. y Williams College He is clever and unassuming. and on his un- embarrass'd brow Nature has written- Gentleman. FINNEGAN, SALLY NORRAINE Fine Arts' Society: 'Tllianksigiving Pag- eant: Christmas Assembly 1920: Coim- mittee for Sen-ior Pin-tures: VVaitress Football Banquet 1921. Preparatory School Of all the girls that are so smart there's none like pretty Sally. FINNELL, THOMAS C. - Tom University of Minnesota The mildest manner. With the bravest mind. FISCHER, MINNIE IDA Girls' Athletic Club. Business But her smile it was pensive and childlike. FITCH, MARJORIE VIVIAN Fitchie Sec'y, Dramatie Club '22-'ztig Fine Arts: Juntog Finance Committee '19-'203 Thanksgiving' Pageant: lYo1-ld Staff '22-'23g Senior Banquet '22g County Fair: Senior Annual Staffg Turtle Dovef' Fooitb-all Banquet H223 Honor Roll. University of Minnesota Full of a sweet indifference. FLANNAGAN, JESSIE W. Winnie Girls' Athletic Club. University of Minnesota But then her face so lovely, yet so arch. so full of mirth. FLEU, MILTON EARLE - Milt Cfonstitution Club '21-'223 Thanksgiv- ing Pageant '22g J. S. Entertainment '22: Glee Club '22, Vive pres. '23: Pirates of Penzance! Assemblies: XVinclmills of Holland. College A lion among the ladies is a. most dreadiful thinglu W F 1 4 A ORD, MARY ELIZABETH Girls' Athletic Club: YVaitress, Sen- ior Banquet 1922. College We are charmed by your neatness of person. FORREST, RUTH HELENA Roots Junto. University of Minnesota Ca1mness is a great advantage. FORSETH, ADA Business None but herself can be her parallel. FORSSELL, MARY T. - PiCkie General Chairman of J. S., 19223 J. S. Enteritainmentg VVorld staff 1922-'23g Times staff Jan., June 19225 Assem- bliesg Senior Jubilee: See'y, Fine Arts 1921-22g Chairman, Finance Committee Fine Arts 1922-'23: Class Vice-presi- dent Jan., June 19213 T'h.anksgiving.r Pageant: VVa.ys and Means Committee: Property Club: Senior Annual Staffg County Faiirg Dramatic Club: Junto: Chairman Program. Football Banquet: Senior Bianquetg Honor Roll, University of Minnesota It is the eternal law, That first in beauty should be first in might. FRASER, LILLIAN MILDRED The very room coz she was in, Seemed warm from floor to cei1in ' GALLUP, PRUDENCE ANNE Prudy Fine Arts: Blue Bi1'dg County Fairg XVaitress at Senior Banquet '21-'22g , 7- Vlfaitress at Football Banquet. . College It is better to wear out than to rust out. GERBER, ELAINE LUCILLE Alpha Proton, Girls' Glee Clubg Assem- bliesg Thansigivina' Pageantg Pirates of Penzance? XVindmills of Hol landf' Latin Club: VVaitress Football Banquet, 19213 Senior Banquet 19221 Waitress Football Banquet 1922g Senior Bazaar. Music 'AI would both sing that praise and praise thy singing. GIBSON, DONALD SAMUEL - Red Glee Club '22-'23: Dramatic Club '23g Pirates of Penzanvef' VVindmills of Holland. College His Words, like so many nimble and airy servitors, trip about him at command. GILMAN, GERALDINE IRENE Gerry Girl's Athletic Club: Honor Roll. College She fearsgio manner of ill because she means none. GINSBERG, S. THEODORE Ted University of Minnesota Mind is a kingdlom tu the man who Gathered his pleasure from ideas. GLOTZBACH, FRANK LEO - Bo Traek '19-'20-'21: Football '20-'21-'22: Class Basketball '19-'20-'21-'22: Seven C's Club: Baseball '23. College I set the cause above renown, I love the game above the prize. GLOVER, HENRY DALE Radio Club, ' College An honest man is able to speak for himself. GOLDBERG, ARTHUR - Art Orchestra: Class Basketball: Honor Roll. College 'tHe was a most engaging Wight. GORDON, GLENELLYN E. - Glen Assemblies: Spanish Club. Business To get thine ends, lay bashfulness aside: Who fears to ask, do it teach to be deny'd. GRISSOM, GEORGE VVORDEN GrisS Freshman Baseball '19. University of Minnesota He has done the work of a true man. GRUBER, ARNOLD JAMES Arnie Freshman Track 1919: C-lass Track 1920: Track C, 1321 ond 1922: Football '20-'21: Football C' in 1922: Football assembly 1922: Assis-tant business manager of the Dramatic Club 1922. College I am very fond of the company of ladies. GUDERIAN, BERNICE IRENE Bern'l Macalaster College To do easily what is difdcult for others Is her mark of talentf' GUYER, REYNOLDS XYorld Staff '21-'22-'23: Art Editor '22-'23: Vice-president Dramatic Club '22: Alpha Proton: Senior Annual Staff '21-'22-'23g Stage Force: Student Coun- cil: Senior Class President: Assem- blies: Chairman Decoration Commit- tee J, S. '22: Times Staff: Jubilee: County Fair: Thanksgiving Pageant? XVa3's and Means Committee '22. College I-Ie is truly great who is little in himself And uilho maketh no account of any height of onors. HAKENJOS, FREDERICK - Fritz 'Hisltorival Society: Honlor Roll. College 'The world knows nothing of its greatest men. HALL, DOROTHY LUCILLE - Dot Spanish Club: VVaitress Senior Ban- quet, 'lily University of Minnesota The gentle mind' by gentle deeds is known. HAMMERQUIST XVILLIAM , Hawkshaw' Football Mgr. 19223 Chess Club. University of Minnesota To be honest, as this world goes, Is to be one man picked out of ten thousand. HANKEE, HELEN KATHERINE Girls' Athletic Club. University of Minnesota I love not mystery nor doubt. l-IANSEN, EVELYN DOROTHY Assembly: Girls' Glee Clubg VVind- mills of Holland. Business She ceased. but left so charming on their ear I-Ier voice. that listening still they seemed to hear. HANSON, HAZEL CORA College Cookery is become an art: a. noble science. HARRIS, DOROTHY MARY - Dot Girls' Athletic Club. 1 University of Minnesota 'fSi1ence is more eloquent than words. HART, DOROTHY College She is such stuff as dreams are made of. V Y, HARRY GEORGE - Helps University of Minnesota 'kPa ness costs nothing and is everything. I HASKELL, CATHERINE M. - Kay' Dramatic Club, . University of Minnesota I can counterfeit the deep tragediian or the light comedian. HASKELL, CHARLOTTE M. Alpha Protong Girls' Athletic Club: Junior-.Senior Committeeg County Fairg Honor Roll, College HA little bird told me. HEINS, ILO MAY Business Learning by study must be won. HERRMANN, DOROTHY AFRA Dot Thy modesty's a candle to thy merit. HESS, MILDRED FAY - Babe Her check like the rose is, but fresher, I Ween, She's the loveliest lassie that trips on the green. HERSHKOVITZ, SAUL T. Tell Honor Iloll. College Witty without wit's pretense. HIBBS, RICHARD PAUL Class Treiasurer, Jnnuziry, June '20: Honor Roll. College Hear ye not the hum of mighty workings! HILG EDICK, IRMA JOSEPHINE Class hleey, Jan., June '21: Associate- Editor, YVorld, Times '22: News Eldgitoir. H'TAllTl6S', '22-523: Ed!it0r-in- Chief Timesl', Apr.-.Iune '23: Senior Annual Staff: Spanish Club: Girls' Athletic- Club: uXXY0l'lIl-TllllPSH Vande- ville. University of Minnesota Her pencil was striking, resistless, and' grand: Her manners were gentle, complying and bland, Still born to improve us in every part. Her pencil. our faces, her manners, our heart. HILL, EDITH CONSTANCE - Ede' Fine Art: Jubilee. University of Minnesota Or light or dark, or short or tall. She sets a. spring to snare them all. HILL, MARJORIE BURCH - Midge' Fine Arts: Finance Com. '21: Girls' Glee Club: Alpha Proton: Secretary of Class '21: Historic-al Soviety: Span- ish Cluhi: Assemblies: VVindmi1ls of Hollanflf' VVaiitres1s of Footbiall Ban- quet '2l: County Fair, A University of Minnesota 'The inborn geniality of some people amounts to genius. f HOFF, HANS A. O1'1'hestra 1920-'21-'22: Tennis C 1922: Class Basketball 1923. College He does it all with a better grace. HOLLAND, HENRY - - Lifty 'AA kinder gentleman treads not the earth. HOLTERHOFF ELOISE - Pinkie Girls' Glee Club: VVind,mills of Hol- land. College Her long red locks lyke golden wyre. Sprinkled with per1e. ,K + M HOVE, OLAF HJALMAR - Hal Valedictorian: Class Debates '20-'21- '22-'23l School Debate '22s Class Fin- ance Com. '2l: Associate Editor VVorlfl - Times Associate Editor VVOrld '22: Business Manager Senior Annual: Dramatic Club: Orchestra: Pres. Debating Club: SeC'y. Student Council: Historical Society? Chairman, XVays and Means. College A man whose eloquence has power. HOWARD, RAYMOND E. Ray Hamline Far may we search before we ilnd, A heart so manly and so kind. HULTKRANS, PHILIP THEO. Phil Class Basketball '2'2: Basketball C 1922-1923: Assemblies: Ways and Means Committee: UC . Club, University of Minnesota Let men say what'ere they will, Woman, woman rules them still. HUMPHREY, OLIVER AMES Ollie Concertmaster Central High School Orchestra, i22: Secretary of Orchestra, '22: Assemblies: Latin Club. Music Sac true his heart. sae smooth his speech, His breath like cauler air, His very foot has music i't, As he comes up the stair! HUTCHINSON, MARION MACKENZIE Ass-emwblies. Macalester I had rather study books than men. HYDE, SHELLIE KATHRYN Shirley Junto. College There is no Wisdom like franknessf' HYLAND, JOHN DONALD - Don Honor Rqll. . , University of Minnesota The best-humored man. ISELI, ROSE EMMA - Rosie Historical Society: Seven Cls: Honor Roll. l Business She wears the rose of youth upon her. JACKSON, ALBERTA - Billie Orrhestra: Spanish Club: VVait1'ess at Senior Banquet: Refreshment Com- mittee J, S: Orchestra Assemblies, Hamline As sweet as Hamline air could make her. JANSSEN, VVALLACE F. - Deacon l7l'2llllZlitlC Club: J. S. PI'0,E','l'iilll 11922: liollo's YYild Oat. College Cool, and quite English-imperturbable. JENSEN, ANNE MAE - Judy Girls' Athletic' Club: Spanish Club. Business I profess not talking. JENNINGS, HERBERT KENT Be1'b Junto: Latin Club: Historical Soc-iety: Cll2lll'Hl'21H Make-Up Committee, Hon- orary Member D. C.: Chairman Invi- tation and Program Com. for J. S. '223 County Fairg XVorld Staff, Annual Staff Photographer '23g Annual Art Staff. '21-'22-'23: XYorlrl Art Staff 'Zl- '22-'ZIEQ Assemblies: Honor Roll, College What 'ere he did. was done with so much ease, In him alone 'twas natural to please. JOHNSON. ELIZABETH Betty University of Minnesota Never idle a. moment, but thrifty and thoughtful of others. JOHNSON, CAMILLE MARIE Camel Moorhead Normal - There is a garden in her face. Where roses and white lilies blow. JOHNSON, LESTER - - Les University of Minnesota An honest man, close buttoned to the chin, Broadcloth without, and a warm heart within. JOHNSON, HELEN STEELE Holly Alpha Proton: Gloe Club: Constitu- tion Clubg Boosters Clubg Assemblies: XVindmi1ls of Holland. University of Minnesota The first duty of a woman is to be pretty. JOHNSON, REGINALD A. Reggie Latin Club: Orchestra 19211223 Assem- blies, University of Minnesota Nowhere so busy a man as he was. JIOHSSPN, LUCIL,LzE 'EDITH ffskinnier i , Fine Arts MJ: Dramatif' Clnbf' Glee Club: Asse iesl 'World Staff: Senior Annual Staff: Alpha Proton: Honor Roll, J' MUnive!sity Her pleasure ifher power to charm. JOHNSON, RUTH LILLIAN Johnnie Girls' Glee Club: Assemblies: Finn- .-Xrtsg llonor Roll, University of Minnesota Her air. her manners. all who saw adlmiredg Courteous though coy, and gentle though retired. JOHNSON, RUTH AUDREY Reddie Honor Roll. University of Minnesota I find nonsense sigularly refreshing. ' 4 .L JURY, ADELAIDE GERTRUDE Addie Glee Club. University of Minnesota Oh she is all perfection. KAERCHER, MARGARET D. Mugs Girls' Athletic Club: Dickens' Assem- bly. Business Of manners gentle, of affection mild. KARON, IRA Dramatic Club: Chimes of Norman- dy: The Blue Birdg' Honor Roll. University of Minnesota Beware, when s, thinker is let loose on this planet. KAUFMAN, WALTER BERT Wally Orchestra. University of Minnesota He is only fantastical that is not in fashion. KENNEDY, ALAN M. - BUD Class Debate, '22g President Class of '2-1: Vice-president Class of '24L -ll5l1t0I President Student CQUIICIIZHBUSIHGSS Manager Senior Jubilee: X1ce-pres1- dent Debating Club: Honor Roll. College And, oh! he had that merry glance That seldom 1ady's heart res1sts. KING, BYRON BISHOP - - By Historical Society: Honor Roll. College UA joke's a very serious thing. KLINGMAN, LLOYD WILLIAM Klingy Class President '21: Junto: Stage lflorce: .I, S. Committee '22: XVorld Staff of '22-'23: 'Student Council '21: 'County Fair: Finance Committe '23: Honor Roll. University of Minnesota If there were two birds sitting on a fence He would bet you which one would ily first. KNAPP, MARGARET - - Mugs Secretary of the class 1923: Fine Arts Society: Alpha Proton: President Fine Arts' '22-'23: Finance Committee: Fine Arts, 1921: Chairman Track numeral Committee: Assemblies: Student Coun- cil! Honor Roll College Mistress of herself though china. fall. KNEBEL, DONALD ROBERT - Don Secretary, '19-'20: ViCe president. '20- '2l: Finance Committee, '21-'Z2: Pirates of Penzance? VVinclmills of Hoillianzlf' Rollo's l'Vild Oz1t: Junto: Dramatic Club. He is the mark anrl' glass, copy and book That fashions others. KNUDTSON, ARTHUR CARLYLE No duty could o'er task him No need his will out run. KOCH, HARRY F. Radio Club. University of Minnesota Map me no maps, sir. My head is a map, a map of the whole world. KOCH, KATHERINE E. - Kernel Historical Society: Annual Staff. College The world means something to the capable. KOCH, LUCILE ADELIA Cele Style Show: Honor Roll, University of Minnesota Of all the girls that e're was seen, There's none so fine as 'Ce1e.',' KRAG, VIVIAN Viv Glee Club '21, '23. College And ever as he went some merry lay-he whistled. LABARGE, FLOSSIE BEATRICE Dramatic Clubg .Tuntog County Fairg Clhristmais Assembly. University of Minnesota You have sae soft a voice and sled a tongue: You are the darling of baith auld and young. LAKE, DORIS HENRIETTA LaI1kuS Girls' Athletic Cluhg Honor Roll. Business Just of thy word, in every thought sincere. LANDE, HERBERT RALPH Radio Club: Freshman-Sophomore De- bate: Honor Roll. College He is a sort of mental reservoir that may burst upon you and overwhelm you in a. moment. LARSON, LYDIA ELIZABETH Lyd Girls' Gloe Club. Drake College Such harmony 'in motion, speech, and aim, That without ialrness, she was more than fair. ni LAWRENCE, JOHN ROBERT Johnnie Spanish Club. College The manly part is to do with might And main what there is to be done. LEDIN, PEARL A. Seven C's3 Honor lloll, Business Few things are imnossihle to diligence and skill. LE DUC, MARY LOUISE P. Duke Glee Club, president '23: Assemblies: VVindmills of Hollandug Seven Cs. Business She was made to give our eyes delight. LEE, RUTH GENEVIEVE J. S, Decoration Committee: County Fair: Senior .lubilee: Fine Arts: .I unto: Honor Roll. University of Minnesota 'Tis not a lip or eye we beauty call. But the joint force and result of all. LEHMANN, LILLIAN E. M. Billie Girls' Glee Club '20-'21-'22-'23: Pirates of Penzance. 1922: Assemblies 1921, '22-'23: Windmills of Holland, 1923: Girls' Athletic- Club '22-'23. Hamline Gnd giveth speech to all, song to the few. LENIHAN, ADELINE M. - Bullets Business I never with important air In conversation overheat. LETCH, JESSIE I. Decoration Committee J. S, Minneapolis Art School As in beauty she surpassed the guire, So nobler than the rest was her attire. LEVITAN, MARION HAZEL - Mimi Business College True as the needle to the pole Or as the dial to the sun. LEVY, CECIL YVILLIAM University of Minnesota To be grave exceeds all power of face. LEVY, MELVIN - - Mel Dramatic Club: Alpha Proton: As- semblies: Thanksgiving Pageant: County Fair: .I. S, Entertainment Committee. University of Minnesota He knew the precise psychological moment when to say nothing. LINDQUIST, RAYMOND C. Edirtior-in-iz-hief, The Times '2Zl: Ad- vertising Manager, YVorld and Times '21-'22: Personals, the 'SVorld, '22-'23: Student Count-il: Dramatic- Club: Junto, president, '22-'23: Boosters' Club: Spanish Club: J. S, Program: County Fair: J. S, Entertainment Com- mittee: Senior Annual Staff, Featuresi Assemblies: World Times Vande- ville: Thanksgiving Pageant: Spread- ing the Newsf' Honor Roll. College AAfriend in need is a friend ind-eed. LINNER, INEZ - - Heinie College Her looks do argue her replete with quietness. LUSSAN, LILLIAN - - Lil President Spanish Clubg Juntiog Girls! Atnletio Clubg Blueliird : Thanks- giving Pageantg Class Committeesg Honor Roll. Business The sweetest garland to the sweetest maid. MCADAM, EDWARD L. - Ned Glee C'lubgV YYindmills of HCIll2llll14vQ Dramativ Club: Bluehird g Assem- blies: Honor Roll. Carleton College I may stand alone, But would not change my free thoughts for a throne. MCCLURE, GERTRUDE ELLIOTT Mac College Her smile is the sweetest that ever was seen. MCCOMB, STANLEY JAMES Mac County Fairg Radio Club. College A man--be thelheavens ever praised! is suffi- cient for himself. MCDANIEL, LORAN College Be sure you're right then go ahead. MCGREEVY, FRANCES K. Fritz Fine Arts. College We are growing serious, and, let me tell you, that's the very next step to being dull. McKAY, MARGARET HELEN Marg Assemblies. College A face which is always serene possesses a mysterious and powerful attraction. MCNEAR EVERETT CARR Stage Manager '22-'23, Ass't. '223 XYorld and Annual Artists '31-'22-'231 Annual Features Editorg The Turtle IJove g Pirates of Penzanf-e g Assem- blies: Glee Club: J, S. Decoration Uoinmittee 1922. College His life was an illustration of the saying That those who have most to do and are willing to work Will iind the most time. MACKIN, DORA ANNETTE It is the wise head that wakes the still tongue. MANGER, IRVING ENGLEHARDT Adv, manager XVorld-Times '22g Trail-k Team '2Z: Class Basketball '22, University of Minnesota ' 'A merrier man, . A Within the limit of becoming mirth I never spent an hour's talk with. MARSH, RAYMOND JOSEPH Ray Honor Roll. University of Minnesota He has not left a wiser or better behindlf' MARSHALL, I. EVELYN - Evvie Dramatic' Club: Fine Arts Society: Spanish Club: YVorld Staff: Orches- tra: Chairman J. S. Com.: XYaitress for Senior Banquet: Honor Roll. University of Minnesota When I take the humor of a thins! onne, I am like your tailoifs needle-I go through. MASON, WILLIAM H. - Harris Basket Ball C '22-23: Baseball C '22-'23: Class Basketball '21-'22: Boost- ers' Club: Assemblies: C Club. University of Minnesota .. 1. Great in the council, Glorious in the Held. MELAMED, CHARLOTTE Her smile is sweetened by her gravity. MERRILL, ANNE - - Annette Dramatic Club: Chairman, Costume Party Committee 1923: Historical So- ciety, Vive-president 1922: Girls' Glee Club, VVindmills of Holland 1923: lvaitress, Football Banquet '21: J, S. Committee 1922: Numeral Committee 1920-'21-'22: Assemblies: Ro11o'S VVi1d Oat: Honor Roll, Carleton College Her ready speech ilowed fair and free In phrase of gentlest courtesy: Yet seemed that tone and gesture bland Less used to sue than to command. MERTH, ALYCE ANNA MARIE Allie Dramatic Club: Fine Arts Society: Juntog Spanish Club: XVays and Means Committee: J. S. Entertainment Com- mittee Thanksgiving Pageant: County Fair: Assemblies: Honor Roll. College Tina, now. 1'll be merry and' free, I'll be sad for noe-body: If noe-body cares for me, I'1l care for noe-body. MERTH, FLORENCE MAE FIossie Fine Arts: Dramatic Club: Junto: Spanish Club: Assemblies: Thanks- giving Pageant: Senior Banquet: J. S. Decoration Com.: County Fair: Senior Jubilee. College Better late than never. MILLS, H, LAWRENCE O. Henry Radio Cluilmi Times Staff. University of Minnesota That night. he sleeped never one wink, But still didt on the lady think. MONITOR, HAZEL FLORENCE Miss VVood's School A progeny of learning. MOORE, RALPH JOSEPH Heavy Times Sport Editor: Viforlil Sport Edi- tor: Senior Annual Staff: Debating Club: Latin Club: Chess Club? County Fair: XYorld-Times Vaurlevillel AS- semblies: Honor Roll.. I Hamline University His voice in one deep unvaried sound, Seems to bretk forth from caverns underground. MOREHEAD, ESTHER MARION Girls' Athletic Club: Seven C's. College A' 'Tis joy to believe in the truth that lies Far down in the depths of those sweet brown eyes. MULLAN, HENRY JAMES Dutch Dramatic' Club: Football C 154223 ltollo's XYilcl Oat. College It was s. hearty note and strong. MUNGER, FLORENCE ' College Hard features every bungler can command To draw true beauty shows a master's hand. MUNNECKE, CHARLES M. Marsh Glee Club: Pirates of Penzanveu: Rus. Mgr. YVindmills of Holland? Debat- ing Club, Annual Staffg XVays and Means Committee: Track Mgrg Assem- blies. University of Minnesota He should, as he list, be able to prove, the moon made of green cheese. MURRAY ,DEAN KIRKWOOD, S0nny' Assembly. College An aifable and courteous gentleman. NELLERMOE, ALICE DOROTHEA Al' Booster Clubg Assembly, University of Minnesota Life is a jest, and all things show it, I thought so once and now I know it. NELSEN, ALICE JEANETTE A1lie' Girls' Athletic Club. ' Business Her merry heart goes all the day. NELSON, EVELYN MARGARET Glee Club: .luntog XVindmi1ls of Hol- landl'g Tlianlisgiving' Pagezintn: XVuit- ress, Senior Banquetg Assemblies, Miss Wood's School U 'Tis always morn somewhere. NELSON, LILLIAN MARION 7 C'S. Business Things Without remedfy Should be without regard. What's done is done. NELSON, NANETTE E. - Nan' Dickens assemblyg Girl's Athletic Club: I County Fair 19233 Senior Annual Staff, Honor Roll. The rarest of all women. Ml M NIELSEN, MABEL College Speech is great, but silence is greater. NYLAND, NELLA LORRAINE Nell Fine Arts Soeietyg Assemblies: Seven C's. Minneapolis School of Music The saying that beauty is only skin deep Is but a. skin-deep saying. CBERG, ELAINE MILDRED Gl'ee Ulub: Assemblies.: XVlindmi1Is of Holland. College You sing well, I see you have a singing face. ODENDAHL, MARGUERITE E. Muggs Assemblies: Latin Club: Girls' Glee Club: VVindmills of Holland. College I opened the doors of my heart and behold, There was music within and a song. OFSTHUN, SIDNEY ANDREVV Sid Dramatic Club: .Tunto Literary So- ciety: Constitution Club: Class Basket- ball: Thanksgiving Pageant: Assem- blie. College He comes and gangs like a flap of a whirl-wind. ORR, MARJORIE AGNES M0nnie Sec. Constitution Club '2l: Alpha Prn- ton: Assemblies: Decoration Commit- tee J. S. '22: Numeral Committee '20- '21. University of Minnesota A little. tiny, pretty, witty. charming she. OSBORN, STEPHEN A. - Steve Track C 1922: Dramatic Club: Hockey C 1923. ' College Castles in the air cost a vast deal to keep up. PARKINS, JEAN H Thy dlark eyes? amid the gloom Like bright jewels shining through. PARKHOUSE, STANLEY H. Park Regent Alpha Proton: Dramatic' Club: VVonder Hatf' Assemblies, College Make 'em laugh: make 'em cry: make 'em wait. PASCHEN, THOMAS C. - Chuck University of Minnesota He mastered whatever was worth the knowing. PATRICK, KATHERINE B. - Pat Associate-Editor: Times, 19221235 Idditor-Organizations VVorld: 1922 Editor Class Album Senior Annual: Junto: Historical Society: YVorld-Times vaudeville, Honorary Member Dra- matic Club: County lfair: J. S, Enter- tainment Committee: Jublilee: VVait- ress Senior Banquet 1922: Boosters Club: Honor Roll. Carleton If you praised her us vharniingr. Some asked what you meant But the charm of her presence Was felt when she went. PEILEN, RACHEL - - Rae Constitution Club: Latin Club. Business 'WVhere I love I profess it. Where I hate, in every circumstance proclaim it. PENROSE, IRMA Glee Club: Secy. Fine Arts '2l: Chair- man Entertainment Committee '22: Pres.: Glee Club '2l: Chimes of Nor- mandy Pirates of Penzanceug As- semblies. University of Minnesota. They laugh that Win. PERKINS, HAROLD AVERY - PeI'k Assemblies: Swim,min,g: Glee Club. College He could distinguish and divide a hair twixt south and southwest side. PERKINS, JANICE MEREDITH Perky Assemblies, Alpha Proton, Constitu- tion Club: Cloiunty Fair, Numeral C'om- mittee '20 '21: Decoration Committee: J. S. 22: Honor Roll. 5 Goddard Seminary, Vermont Ez soshuble ez er basket er kittens. KPETERS, ETHEL LORETTA Push on-keep moving. PETERSON, ELSIE AGNES - El Assemblies: C IJeath of Minnehahaug Seven C's Club: Sewing Class As- sembly. Business Silence oft' persuades, when speaking fails. PETERSON, EVELYN IQIARIE Peter Cheer Leader 1921-'22: Dramatic Club: Fine A-rts: Alpha Proton. Vassar Q HA child of impulse. PETERSON, VERNON Pete College I d'are do all that may become a man: Who dares do more is none. PEYER, BERNICE FLORENCE Bernie Oruhestra, Business She was ever precise in promise keeping. 5- . PHARES, GRACE XVILHELMINA Business lTis good to be merry and wise. PHILLIPS, MAR'Y PATRICIA Is she not brighter than a summer's morn. When all the heav'n is streaked with dappled fires T POPE, RUBY REBECCA College Would I could write the beauty of your eyes. And in fresh numbers number All your graces! POSTLEWAITE, RUSSELL - Postie ' University of Minnesota I am sure cares are an enemy to life. POWER, HELEN - Pete Latin Clubg Honor Roll. Carleton College Be wiser than other people if you can: But do not tell them so. PRIDE, ELEANOR BLANCHE Petite Orchestrag Glee Clubg Assembliesg XN'indmi1ls of Holland . College The joy of youth and health her eyes displayed and ease of heart her every look conveyed. RAMLONV, WALTER HERMAN VVallie Business This man decided' not to Live but Know. RHEDIN, HOWARD VICTOR Howie College Although he had much wit He was very shy of using it, RICHARDSON, HERBERT - Herb Ju-ntog Chess Ulubg Swimming C Cl923Jg Honor Roll. University of Minnesota 'tSeldom he spoke. but when he did, Jove himself listened. RISHOFF, RUTH AALAND Ruthie Assembly: County Fair, College She is of so free, so kind, so apt, so blessed a disposition. ROGERS, DONALD EVENSON H0blJaf' Ass't Cheer Leader '22-23: Class Presi- dent y21-'ZZQ Finance Committee '20- '2l3 Decoration Committee J. S.: Secy. Boys' Glee Club '22-'23g Pirates of Penzance Blue Bird g Assemblies: XVindmills of Ho1land L Head Usher '22-'23. Macalester College As large as life, and twice as natural. ROOME, BARBARA - - Bubbles University of Minnesota How goodness heightens beauty. SALZXVEDEL, RICHARD Dick College The early bird catches the worm. SANSOME, KENNETH LLOYD Kenny Class track team '23g Orchestra 1921- '22g Hockey 19221235 Junto Cluhg Dru- matic Club: Assemblies: Mtusii- for Gym. Dam-es '21-'22-'ZBQ Music for Football banquet '22, University of Minnesota The gallant, gay, Lothariof' SCHERFENBERG, AMELIA - Millie Style Show. Normal UNO beauty's like the beauty of the mind. SCHOFF, FRANCIS Chess Clubg Honor Roll. University of Minnesota There's no place nor time to mar The mirthful meeting with a wordy war. SCHREINER, DOROTHY Dottie Assemblies: T Us Club. Business A rose is sweeter in the bud than full b'own. SCHULTZ, KENNETH Kenny Track tt-Lim 222. University of Minnesota Common sense and human wit, ,, Can claim no higher name than him. SCHVVELLENBACH, FLORENCE May' College Q The mildest manners. and the gentlest heart. SHANNON, JOSEPH , WILLIAM J0ey' Class Treasurer 'Zlg Juntog I3l'kLlIli1-Uil' Clubg llc-lnzltiiig Clubg Dec'01'atiion Coni- mittee .l, S2 Dent, Editor Senior Au- nual Staff: Finance Committee, '21g As- semblies: A llll'i,l6 Dove! .lumleei Vl'o1'lfl-Times Vziudevillei County' Fair: Sports ldclitoi' Times '22-'23g Honor Roll, College He said, or right, or wrong. What came into his head. y 15 '54 .YV -I 4 . SHARP, MORGAN Business Happy am I: from care I'm free Why aren't they all contented like me? SHEPHERD, GLEN 'LJake Class basketball '19-'20, '20-'21, College V There is nothing in nature so irksome as general discourses. SHERMAN, GEORGE MARVIN Jinx Manager li 1023, Hoostefs Club, llnb, Times. Drew's School of Pharmacy He was wont to speak plain. SIEBOLD, JANET EDITH, - Sieb Dramaitic Club, Ffine Arts, VVQrld Staff 1921-'22, Vive-pres. 1921-'22, Ses- retaryg Historical Society, Student Council, Alpha. Proton, County Fair, Honor lioll. Leland Stanford University Dash! and through with it! SMITH, ROMA LOUISE Ro Honor Roll. Music Certificate Course. Come, and trip it- as you go On the light fantastic toe. sM1TH,iif8fifTH EVELYN ' College Eyes too expressive: to be blue, too lovely to be grey. SMITH, XVILLIAM DURAND Sliver Finance Uoniniittee, 15322, Swimming Team 13121-'22-'23, Intvrvlass debate 1920-'21-'22-'23, Central lJebatin.': Team 15922-'23: .luntog Debating' Club, Dra- matic Club, Histo:-ical Society, As- semblies: Spanish Club: Head Usher XVindmills of IIIDIIZIIILIU H0l10's YVild Oat. Q Hmmm' 11011. College Fate tried to conceal him oy naming him Smith. SOMMERS, HAROLD F. Shorty J. S. Decoration Committee, Death of Minnelmhawg Assemblies: J. S. En- tertainment committee, Senior Han- quet: Member of Finance committee, '20, Baseball HC '21, '22 'A-LT ' '21-'22, Basketball I --- ..,, Captain: Track C '23, Skating Re- lrafv Team '20, Class Basketball '18-'l9- '-i-'Ll. , '231 Football nl-5' u.,., YI.,-1 University of Minnesota 't'Ifis excellent to have a. giant skill in sport. 'Tis more excellent to have the skill of making friends. SORENSON, MAURINE LUELLA Sis Girls' Glee Club, Pirates of Pens- ance 'g Assemblies. Business This age best pleaseth me. SOUKUP, CLARENCE PAUL College My heart beat in my brain. SOUTHER, HOVVARD - Howie Trziwk '20. '21, '22, '231 Debating Club. Business He learned well the an of sprintingf' SPEER, ISABEL ADELAIDE Gii'l's Athletic' Ulubg l-Xltt-rnate debatei' .Junior yearg Honor Roll. Business There is not so variable a thing in nature as a 1ady's headressf' SPENCE, RUTH ANNE Tony College As good be out of the world as out of the' fashion. SIDINDLER, PAULINE GRIGGS Polly Alpha Proton: Assemhlyg Finznice Committee 1919-'20. Q ' K- N College The best part of beauty is that which s. picture cannot express. STAFFORD, LAWRENCE E. - Staff Swimming '21-'22g Swimming C g Spanish Club. , University of Minnesota . I do loathe exp1ana.tions.lT STALLAND, DORIS ELEANOR Girls' Glee Clubg Assembliesg Latin Club. . Carlton Her loveliness I never knew until she smiled on me. STEES, RUTH VIRGINIA SteeSie Dralmatic Clubg Fine Arts: Alpha. Protong Class Committees: Blue Birdug Assembliesg Rol1o's XVild Oat. College She's pretty to walk with and witty to talk with, audi pleasant too, to think on. STEVENS, RUTH EVELYN Rufus Class committeesg Chairman of pro- grams for Latin Club: Honor Roll. College If virtue's self were lost, we' might From your mind new copies write. STONE, I-IJALIVIAR Business Haste makes waste. STUART, RUSSELL VV. - Russ University of Minnesota You have a nimble wit. ' , .lux 't . af xt .p STUBBS, GILBERT KENT - Gil Orchestra: Class Basket ball: Class baseball: Assemblies. College The great man is he who does not lose his ulllu s heait. STURM, ALICE - - Al Girls' Athletir Club: Grchestra: Honor Roll. College Thou hast a serious face. SULLIVAN, MARGARET - Peggy Class Vive-President '22-23: Treasurer '21-'22: Times Staff '22: YVorld Staff '221 Senior Annual Staff: Latin Club: Historival Soeiety: Fine Arts: Junto: Football Banquet ftoastll J. S, Com- mittee: Thanksgiving Pageant: Jub- ilee: Senior Banquet: County Fair: Honor Roll, University of Minnesota I care not a fig for the cares of business. SUTCLIFFE, LILLIAN Beauty costs her nothing. SVVANSON, CARL EVERETT Swan' Radio Club '21-'22 CChief Operator '23J: Constitution Club '22: President, Chess Club '22: Times! Circulation 'Manager '23: County Fairg Honor Roll. College Rzi.dio's my business: therefore business before p easuref' SVVEENY, ROBERT QUINN - 'iBun1 Drum Major '22, College No stealth of time can dim thy glowing hair. SYVENEY, RUTH College Her stature tall-one abhores a :lumpy woman. TEWS, OLIVE E. - - Johnnie Girls' Glee Club '21-'22-'23: Pirates of Penzance '22: Assemblies '22-23: XVindn1ills of Holland '23: Girls' Athletic' Club '22 '23: Juntn Literary Society '22 '23: Thanksgiving Pagent '21, Business A dancing shape, an image gay. To haunt, to startle, and way1ay. THEIBAUD, KENNETH EARL Red Football HC '212: Baseball C '22: Hockey C '22: Honor Roll. College Wl1oe'er excels in what we prize, Appears a hero in our eyes. THOMAS, HOMER DOWNING Tom Assistant and Advertising Manager of the U'orl1l: Alpha Proton: Dramatic Club: Assemblies: The Blue Bird : Thanksgiving Pageant : Spreading the Newsn: Advertising Manager of Senior Annual 1923, University of Minnesota We like you. Tom! and in this lay Give honest worth its honest praise. THOMPSON, LILLIAN Tommy Business Before the tongue hath spoke, Her hand hath done. TIERNEY, JOHN MICHAEL - College The silent, selfless man Is worth a world of tonguestersf' J ack TIMMONS, VIRGINIA - Ginger University of Minnesota The dew that on the violet lies mocks the dark luster of thine eyes. TIPPET, BERNICE She'1l stoop when she has tired her wing, TOLIN, MYRTLE ELINORE Blondie Thanksgiving Pageant '2l: Honor Roll. College Fashioned so slendlerly. Young, and so fair. TOPEL, HAZEL, ROSE HELEN DutCh' Girls' Athletic Club: Senior Annual Staff, Assembly. Business Gentle in manner. TOUSLEY, ROBERT MILTON B0b' .luntog Debating Club, H'isto1'ic'al Soc-iet3': Honor Roll. University of Minnesota A silent, shy, peace-loving man. He seemed no fiery pa.risa.n. VILLAUMIE, ESTHER - Evelyn' Histo-rim-ul Society, .luntog XVait1'ess Senior l-Iz1xu1uet'22g 4XSS0llllPilt'SQ County Fairg llonui' Holi. Normal The fairest garden in her looks And in her mind the wisest books. ' VVATSON, RUTH EVELEEN - Sis The Blue l5iz'd g The County Fair '23. College The best things are done up in small . packages, YVEISS, ROSALIE HENRIETTA Rose Honor lloll. Downer College Lan ua e is not W ugh g g po ei-ful eno To describe the phenomenomf' , ,W VVELKER, MILDRED PHILLIPS Mil Normal I would make Reason my guide. WESTFALL, FRANCES - Tommy Radcliffe College, Cambridge, Mass. There is great ability in knowing how to conceal one's ability. WHEELER, HELEN ELIZABETH Bus YVaitress, Football Banquet 19213 As- sembly. College In friendship I early was taught to believe. WHITBBECK, HELEN Historical Society, Spanish Clubg Honor Roll. Macalester College Charms strike the sight, 'but merit wins the soul. WHITING, LUCILE SUE - Lou University of Minnesota Her sense of duty pursues her ever. VVIESINGER, DOROTHY EVELYN Entered Central as second semester senior. College Like a pool, still but deep. VVILCKEN, RUTH ELINOR - Rufus President Girls, Athletic Club, '22-'23g Senior Annual Staffg Student 'Count-il, '22-'23, Football Banquet '22: 7' C's: VVays and Means Committee '23g Honor Roll. University of Minnesota Her ladyship's brain is a perfect mill for projects. XVILLARD, DANIEL EVERETT Dan College The love of learning. the sequestered nooks, And all the sweet serenity of books. VVOLF, VIRGINIA MARY Jo College The red-gold cataract of her streaming hair. WOLFF, HERMAN JULIUS Pee Wee Salutatoriang Treasurer of Class '19- '20g Finanre Comm, ,20-'213 The Blue Bird County Fairg Historical Society: Chess Clubg Debating Club: Freshman- Sophomore Debatv '20-'21g Junior- Senior Debate '22-23. University of Minnesota An abridgement of all that was pleasant in manf' I ZINN, WILTON HARRY Wilte 1 OUSKY, ANNA M. She's all our fancy painted her. YVYBEST, MILDRED CLARICE Mimi Blue Bird g Constitution Club: IVait- ress Senior Banquet. Miss Wood's School. To see her is to love her, and love but her forever. Fair nature made her what she is And never made anitherf' ZDARSKY, GEORGIA MARY George Fine Arts: .luntog J. S. Decoration Committeeg Seni-or Jubilee: County Fairy Senior B-anquetg Secretary and Vice-president Girls' Athletic Clubg As-sembiliesg Property Club D. C.: Class Committees: Honor Roll. University of Minnesota Grace was in all her steps, heav'n in her eye, In every gesture, dignity. Latin Club. College He .is not of counted age, Meaning always to be young. 1 I BOND, GERALD - - Gerry University of Minnesota 1-Ie speaks reserv'dly, but he speaks with force. CREGO, DANIEL HARRISON Prof Radio' Club. Ramsey Tech. And still they gazed, and still the wonder grew, That one small head should carry all he knew? FLORANCE, EDWARD RODNEY College One sees the manners in his face. FOLEY, EILEEN HARRIET - Ikon Quietness is best. FOLEY, FENTON College V Rare compound of oddity, frolic. and fun Who relished a joke and rejoiced in a. pun. GRAY, CLARENCE VVELKER Orcliesftra '21-'22-'233 Historim-al So- Cietyg Honor Roll. University of Minnesota To him no author was unknown. Yet what he wrote was all his own. LINDQUIST, CLAUDE R. HiY-Club, Asitronomical Club. And his 'yes' once said to you. Shall be 'yes' for evermoref' College LITTLE, JANE HOWARD Fine Arts. University of Minnesota A loving little life of sweet small works. MCMAHON, EILEEN AGNES Times Staff. For she was jes' the quiet kind Whose natures never vary. Like streams that keep a summer wind Snowhid in January. MILLER, FRANCES If eyes were made for seeing. I Then beauty is its own excuse for being. REARDON, RICHARD C. - Dick Assemblies: Student Counvil IHIXZ Senior Banquet: Football C '20-'21- 225 Basketball C '223 Hockey C '20-'213 Baseball C 22: aptain 1932 Football Squad: Class Basketball '18- .W .,,0 .,,1 University of Minnesota In all thy humors, whether grave or mellow. Thou'rt such a witty, lively, pleasant fellow. SADEK, THEODORE Ted Orchestra. 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CLASS OF 1926 Colors-Red and XVhite Adviser!lVIiss Julia Tisdale OFFICERS President - - Jack Wooster Vice President - Jean Coons Secretary - Barbara Poore Treasurer Edwin Dick DEBATING TEAMS Kirker Bixby Eveline McManigal Richard Purcell CLASS COMMITTEES DEBATE COMMITTEE .lack Burke, Chairman Freda Robinson Richard Purcell Gertrude Ford Hillford Bowes PENNANT COMMITTEE Gertrude Wollaeger, Chairman Louis Early Dorothy Orr Elizabeth McMillan Enunett O'Connor 5.1 W First .Semester Norbert Murray Betty Scanlan Pauline McNear Theophil Rusterholz 'Third Semesfer Cornelia Taylor Betty Scanlan Sarah Steckel Sumner Bagley CLASS OF 1925 Adviser-Miss Stroble Class Colors-Green and Vvhite, OFFICERS. fPresident I Vice-President Secretary LTl'E'2iSL11'9l' J President W Vice-President L Treasurer LSecretary DEBATING TEAM Second Semester Donald Bono Betty Scanlan Pauline McNear Theophil Rusterliolz Fourih Semester Norman Giere Cornelia Taylor Sarah Steckel Raymond Eppel Freshman Sophomore Rath Richards Ruth Richards Raymond Eppel Norman Giere Norman Giere CLASS COMMITTEES Conslitulzon Betty Scanlan, Chairman Nfgrliert Murray Joyce Sheldon Sumner Bagley FRESHMAN PARTY ENTERTAINMENT John Hall, Chairman Harvey Stougaard, Refreshment Chairman Betty Scanlan, Music Chairman DEBATE COMMITTEE Gustave Heineman, Chairman XVilliam Larson rlelen Fredine Cornelia Taylor Helen Brockman BUTTON COMMITTEE Midas Maynard, Chairman XVinifred Locke XVilliam lllvane Margaret Neibel Herbert XVillis PENNANT COMMITTEE Margaret Brooks, Chairman Gertrude Gardner Helen McCue Edna Schoonmaker Margaret Jones Loretta Schramm Alpha Anderson SOPHOMORE PARTY COMMITTEE Chairmen Invitation, Roberta Graham Program, Marion Truax Refreshment, Ruth Benson PIN COMMITTEE Fred Bradford, Chai1'man Marjorie Mellgren Harriet Aberg Alice Mary Jones N 4 Allen Nourse President Vice-President Secretary Treasurer President Vice-President Secretary Treasurer CLASS OF 1924 Adviser, Miss Brodeen First Semester Robert Tunstall Jack Scanlon Marion Henry King Ray Fourth Semester Alan Kennedy Lillian Blekkink Harvey Brown Marie Schaefer Blue and Silver OFFICERS Second Semester Robert Bethke Anita Poore Wynn Beebe Lillian Blekkink Fifth Semester Allen Nourse Alan Kennedy Marion Henry Dorothy Hasford DEBATING TEAMS Freshman Sophomore Carl Christopherson 'Third Semester Allen Nourse XVynn Beebe Marion Holm Carl Christopherson Sixth Semester Allen Nourse Alan Kennedy Marion Henry Dorothy Hasford Junior Carl Christopherson Harriet Goldberg Carl Christopherson Thomas Behymer Constitution Hartwell Wilkerson Allen Nourse Paul Sandell Button Committee Hartwell VVilkerson Ralph Moore Entertafnment Paul Sandell XValton Onslow Mary Barlow Mary Belle Upson Beatrice Hutchin Everett Myers Music Marion Henry Fred Lengby Allen Nourse Atari Kennedy Howard Relt CLASS COMMITTEES Freshman Party Virginia McGuigan Hartwell lYilkerson Lillian Johnson Allen Nourse Sophom Virginia Mc:Guigan Dorothy Hasford Debate Committee Thelma Cummins Sterling Price Lillian Blekkink Russell Ellingvvood ore Party , Wynn Beebe Russell Ellingwood JUNIOR-SENIOR COMMITTEE General Chairman, Virginia McGuigan lnujtation Harvey Brown Floreini Chandler Martin Prins Nellie Roberts Marion Comfort Dorothy Hasford Virginia XVood Decoration Sterling Price Burton Pelton Gurdon Jones Bartley Osborne Thelma Cummins Rae Parkins Oscar XVilluis Refreshments Beatrice Harris Elizabeth Krum Lois Harvey Phyllis Ulmer If GJ 's x: 4: rn Q Q, Z '2 .ri : cd 'P : FD of F 2 rn m az L: o P1 SJ 'U 5-4 -: H r-I ,- az N Q W ff, 'ES N 95 O O sn si N bn .H 5 rn U E vf 11' ': C I Z O E G2 .J w F 5 rn 3 9 E O O GJ V2 Onslow. 1 ott, El Miss 9. Nouvs ryant. B Miss Klingman. t row: Fits CTHE IDORLD G-ROVP of girls i11 skirts Cl0'XV11 to tl1e heels. i1n111ense sleeves. and hair i11 long braids: the hoys. side hurns a11d SOl9llll1 colored suits, the eoat huttoned 11p to a high eollar. all sitting' dignitiedly upright-a Central assemhly 11early a half century ago. Two of this grroup formed the einhryo statt of t'entral's first iiiagazine. written in long hand and read aloud to the assenihled sehool. These two were Miss Mary J. Newson and Miss Mary Smith, Then, the news might he safely ealled first hand: perhaps the aeeount of a seientifie experiment. the work ot tl1e dehating or literary soeiety. perliaps even an essay. original matter, earefully written. not 'Keneyeopediaeixed'l as many are today. 1885 Another sehool asseinhly. a little larger. hoys and girls already assiuning' the to-he-seriously take11 eares and responsilmilities of this life. n1a11y of tl1e111 now the mothers 211141 fathers of the present Ventral ytlllill. They planned a new venture. very daring' for the time. The High School Vilorld, Central's first puhlieation: The World of today in its ehildhood. Flight pages it was then. filled with editorials and advertisenients. 1923 The Vilorld today. Take a look at it: the hest inagrazine in tl1e state of Minnesota. named so for three years in sueeession hy a eonipetent jury: Cover designs and art work that have spread its fame tar a11d wide: literary work of an original and lllf'OlllpEll't1lJlU exeelleneez four tinies tl1e amount of spaee that it formerly had: tl1e hest kind of paper. and tl1e most eorreet and hest niagazine style: different seetions. sueh as. editorials. personals, organizations. asseniblies, alumni, and ext-liaiiges. To the versatile Vyrus Borg. editor, -lanuary'22--lanuary'28, and to the Slllllfi-f2llll0llS Lloyd Kliiiginan. husiness lll2lll2lQ.'0l'. Septeniher'22--lune'23 goes a Qreater part of the eredit tor l1l'lll,Q'll1g' The NVorlcl 11p to its present' standard. The NVorld eovers have always heen well-k11ow11 for tl1eir eolor schemes Hlltl designs. hut when Reynolds Guyer heeanie art editor, the quality ot the work. both i11 ineaningr and exeeution. took a stand that. it is sate to say. Cannot he surpassed for Sfillll' time to eome. Others outside the sehool have realized this, for he was awarded lirst prize i11 tl1e national all-Ainerir-an eontest For the hest niagaxine eover at the eonvention of The Central lnterseho- lastie Press Assoeiation. held reeently at Madison. NViseonsin, To Miss Olive lloiigz former art teaeher at Central, 211111 art adviser of' The XVorld is given all the eredit for having' started the inagazine sueeessfnlly on its artistic eareer: her lltlllltt will always he loved in the school as a true artist and a. faithful worker. During' the past year. Miss Lola f'raig s super- vising' of the art work has heen very helpful. Miss Graee N2 ltllliott has eontinued as an l'lli'01'l1l'lSlllQ' Ellltl helpful adviser ot The Mlorld. To her ettorts are dne the i111proved size and hetter arraiige- ment ot the rnagazine, the quality of literary work. and till awakening in- terest on the part of the Sl'llllPlltS in inagazine and IIQXVS writing. As one of the promoters of the Minnesota High School Press Assoeiation. Miss Elliott has helped fill a long' felt need in the state. CFHE TIMES Back row: Peterson. Burbank. Shannon, Swanson, Prins. Abbott. Front row: Patrick. Lindquist, Miss Elliott, Hilgedick. Moore. Cohn. WU 'wars ago. in May. a nwwspapcr was writtvn ancl pnlmlislnwl by tlnl nn-inln-rs of tlni linglisli 5 anfl fi 4-lassvs of roonl 37, nnclor tllv lvamlvrsliip ol' Miss Graf-v X, lllliott. ,xllllilllgill tlwrv was no prarti- cal vxpvrioin-v lwliinml tink vviitiiw, otlivr than that of Miss lilliott. and al- tliongli 4litlil-nltivs in tlnl printing wi-rv many and .sernnlcl Hwy llisronrag- ing. tlio paper was a snvvess. Snvli was the lwgllllllllgl' of 'l'lnX Vvntral lligli Tinnxsf' Tho following' yvar luronglit a grcat many lllllll'llVltllllllllS lo 'l'lw 'l'in1vs. Owing' to tliv vxtrl-invly low snlmscription prive, as voniparml witli tllc liigli uosl ol' prolln1?ti0n, it was possilmlu to pnlrlish tlio paper only On an average ol' onum- t'Yl'l'y two wvvks. The stall, wlio at this tiino lalmorenl mliligl-ntly at liotll llllt ,ionrnalistiv and Hnanvial simlos rlill a good work in ostalmlislling 'l'l1v 'l'i1n0s among tlnf institutions ol' the sl-hool. During' the past year wlwn a papvr was pnlmlislierl evory wi-uk. the assist- anwo of Miss l'llliott.'s 1-lassvs in -lonrnalisin was lnllpfnl. 'l'ln1 'llllllltSu is a rval nvwspapvr pnlulisln-ll for anml almont tln- vcritalmln- nity of fl0llll'Hl. lyike all newspapvrs, it is a factor in nionlcling' tho pnlilic opinion ol' its roamlers. By so cloingr. it lias a favoralmlv vftl-at on tln: atlilotics, organizations, ancl al-tivitim-s of tllv sm-liool. Tll1'0llQ1'll il. stnmlvnts van. lry l 02lLlA inu' of tlnisn- many and Variwl al-tivities. know l l-nlral lwttor: llIl'OIlL!'l1 it l'Vll1'Y sm-llool avtivity is aflvvrtisml. Miss l'llli0tt's nntiring' work, constant planning, anal optiniisni arc! tlw rl-asons tor the Slll'l'l'SS ol' the c-ntircl pnlwlic-ation. lt is only tlirongli the work anll tln- planning' of tlle allviser anml tln? stall' that tlnx paper can exist. Une inxwls only to ser tln- large snlmsfiription lists and lioar llio many Iiavoralnlm- 4-onnnonts from nwinlwrs ol' tho stnilvnt liofly and favnlty to be 1-onviin-F-ll that 'l'lnA 'l'inn-s lias l'onn1l its plaw in the linos anll attairs of tliv stnllvnts of lil0lll1'ill. CTHE SENIOR ANNUAL Back row: Parkhouse. Burbank, Guyer. Thomas. Moore, Scanlan. McNea.r. Munnecke, Lindquist. Middle row: Wilcken. Bakeman. Keck, Topel. Nelson. Marshall. Siebold, Biggs, Johnson. Caulfield Miss Rosenberg Front rowz. Patrick, Eaton, Forssell. Fitch, Hove. Borg. Miss Carney, Hilgedick. Shannon, Farley. CTHE SENIOR ANNUAL STAFF XV. CYRUS BORG ----- Editor-in-Chief LEO FARIGY - Associate Editor HJALMAR HOVE Business Manager ART Reynolds Guyer, Editor Richard Burbank Lowell Darling Catherine Patrick Richard Burbank Mary Forssell Herbert Jennings Everett NTCNQHI' Jack Scanlan ATHLETICS Joseph Shannon, Editor CLASS ALBUM FEATURES Everett McNear Ray Lindquist ORGANIZATIONS Margaret Sullivan, Editor Elizabeth Caulfield Marjorie Fitch Lucille Johnson ADVERTISING Homer Thomas, Manager Alan Kennedy CLERICAL STAFF Ruth XYilt'ken Imogene Biggs Edna Bakeinan Dorothy Bick Grace Eaton Katherine Koch Alice Rosenberg, Literary FA C l'LTY ADYISERS Stanley Parkhouse Ralph Moore Irina Hilgedick Leo Faricy Janet Seibold Evelyn Marshall Marshall Munnecke Hazel Topel Nannette Nelson Claire Boody, Business 4 A .a 7 P D. y- an F -.11 iii: BETH- 413,393 USF. . tg- 255: iiig? Eimag .1 35' Tiiffzi zimffi Eiii- .myi- 5523: ::-- .H irhf. imeif -v.-i n mffimzf .-.22 E522- ,QQQB EE52' .3 :waz D-lcfkult OE , 523315 V555 52222 .Ra-.-.:, :.::f ':E1Z- 'HL-4 Y Lu AL THE FIRE ARTS SOCIETU 11,15 Fine Arts Society was 0l'gl'2llllZGll i11 19151 witl1 Miss Olive Long' and Miss Eleanor Eaton aeting as advisers klllll five cliarter nieinhers Ruth Bailey, Aliee Mary ifonnolly, ilraee '11lol1ls111it11. 141211111 112111, 211111 Ruth Powers. These invited twenty-tive other girls who 'were i11tereste11 in the Fine Arts to heconie fellow lil0lIll!QI'S. 'l'he 1l111lllJt'l' has gradually i11- ereased to fifty, and the hand IIUXV at the 1101111 is tl1e very ahle o11e of Miss Grace 1,l00llY'Elfl. Knowledge of art. literature, niusic, Zlllll tl1e lll'2llIl2l are. ol' course. the priinary interests of tl1e cluh, hut 11111 finest art of all. school service. is also greatly einpliasized in the society eurriculuni. Seine of tl1e phases of this work with which l'l1l' school hody is doulmtless fainiliar are: tl1e Einergency rooni, wl1icl1 is kept 1111 211111 cared for hy tl1e nieuihers who have previously heen givent a course in First Aid. the fl'PSl1ll1l'Il girls party given S0011 after tl1e heginning' of each 101111 to acquaint i11co111i11g freslnnen witl1 Central P11111 its S1Eil1il2il'ClS 211111 ideals. the selling of 1 l1ristn1as seals, and the piloting of newcomers 011 tl1e first 1lay ol' each 1'l'l'1ll. Social activities are hy 110 11193118 Il95.1'l001Pil. A tohoggan party, o11e of tl1e never had so niuch fun in 111y lite kind was give11 SOIIIS ti111e after 1'hrist1nas: tl1e freshnian girls party was given: several teas have heen given on special occasions. and a dance in tl1e spring. as well as tl1e 1lS1l?ll p11-nie will prohahly he held. Sonie other activities which co11l1l 1101 well he placed Ullflel' either of these heads are candy sales. the part taken in tl1e post PX?l1lllI!-- ation juhilee of the senior class. At tl1e end of each school year. tl1e society presents sonietliing to the school. Last year, the Eniergency rooni walls were l'l'i1Cl'0l'il1l'll largely through its efforts: tl1e girls painted the chairs white, and 1-overed the 1-ot with cretonne. Y Each fall, officers are elected, a1111 they l1ol11 their positions for two ternis, Those who are 11ow holding office are: Margaret Knapp, president: Hlizahetli Caulfield. vice-presideiitg Lillian lilekkink, S0f'l'l'l2ll'f': H1111 Virgiiiia XVoo1l, treasurer. 'l'o heeonie a nieniher of the society. one lIll1Sl he tl1e possessoi- of 11i11e credits and take a competitive exainination. after which tl1e ol1l ll11'llll10l'S -select tl1e nuinher there is rooin for. 111 past years. tl1is nunilmer has heen ahout twent-five. Seniors are favored it there are more V2l4'2ll1l'l1'S Oll the principle that those who have yet one or ll1tll'O years at Ventral can try again tl1e next year. hut tl1e nuniher. as it stands. is 11istrihute11 among tl1e classes i11 tl1e proportion of five soplioniores, ten juniors. and ten seniors, If there were twenty seven places 11ll1H'l'11I1l1'll, tl1e proliortion wo11l11 lH'1'Ulll1' tive soplioniores. 1011 juniors and twelve seniors. 'l'his ratio is not l'lDlllI1lllS0l'j'. hut it see111s to he PIII 11l1XVl'l11011 law. The past year has heen 2111 interestiiig 211111 S1lf'1'ltSSl.11l one for tl1e Fine Arts Society. and it hopes for llltllly more just as worth while to 001110, lts aniliition is to keep always as li'S1l1C'llllNtl'S girls ol' the XV'l10l0Stl11lP, synipatlietie. modern yet conservative type whose influence and example will assist in upliolding Central's great tra11itions a1111 ideals. L Cfsthun. it . Sandell. low, ll S1 I1 J T lioswf :I ii ughlyn, Parkins. Co Bar H1111 1-T is my und. Johnson. Fitch, X. Eckl yde, n. H Illil erth, xlin . M lln- Fox il I-. 4 l'0WI Fourth 2 va .J .Li NI-4 S 0, -Fi Sa 6-743 W 52 95. 1: S-3 E713 AZ :. ix fdi EE 1:5 -Di Tw .:.,. :S -E Qs-I 1 7:.I :eu ':.F XE .KS :un :E --: Inf Mm If.. .- FE Em ...A '-'S-4 C 534 5.5 :PD QE PQ 'fs ,A 5 -:J :fi fill --B fC :Q- -:E .-O :U -QD LID sf 5 o FQ i Q2 v s. 5 L17 Q in .- az f if a C C 5 E U3 E .D 5 sq U :J ra 5: 2 nf vc Q 0 W T3 in 0 c: bd 5, 2 .A 'J O H 3 P H .J V1 ,: ra THE JUNTO XE would hardly expect a tive-year old child to establish for himself a. definite place in this world: according to the same reasoning one should hardly expect a tive-year-old organization to definitely estahlish itself in any school or community. The -lunto Literary Society, however, has unquestionably established itself in the attairs of Ventral and its students dur- ing the tive years of its existence. The eluh was organized in 1918 hy a group of senior students who wished mainly to promote a literary development among the students of the school. They proposed to do this hy the study and presentation of literary programs. The clulm was to further create a spirit of unity among the persons of the school, who are similarly inclined. lt is needless to say that the society 1'e1'GiVGd an excellent foundation in this well-purposed group. The cluh progressed hy leaps and hounds. Programs were given, debates were held lzetween the memhers. a dehate was held with its rival literary society, the Alpha Proton, and yearly parties were given, During this pros- perous period. Mr. llusterholz, Mr. llillard, and Miss liI'0llQ6I1 were the advisers of the organization. ln the fall of 1922, a new adviser had to he secured to take the place of Mr. llillard, who had left the school, and Miss Brodeen, who was forced to drop her share in the advisership heeause of her duties with the class of 1924. Mr. Bush. formerly of Tomah, Wisconsin, was secured to aid Mr. Rusterholz with advisership of the club. XYith Ray Lindquist as president, Beatrice llutchin as vice-president, Marjorie Baumgardner as secretary, and Faith Bryan as treasurer, the club started its 1922-'23 career. One of the tirst things to be done during this year was to change the methods of the membership try-outs. The past years found the candidates for membership required to give some oral anecdote, selection, or talk. The memhers of the cluh heard the recitations and voted for the persons, Last fall, however, it was realized that the try-outs of a literary society should include the privilege ot' sulnnitting an original poem, essay, or story. Thus the candidate was given a choice of either presenting an oral recitation or suhmitting a written manuscript. The try-outs were further changed by instituting a membership committee to take the place of the old general vote'l plan. As a result of this change, more than seventy-tive written inan- uscripts were received, to say nothing of the large number of oral applications. The literary value of the majority of the manuscripts was very high, As a consequence. the choosing of memhers was hy no means a thoughtless task. The first prize. a silver loving-eup. offered hy the senior class in their Post-lixam Jubilee, was won by the Junto. Hglianif' a one-act play, was given. Katherine Patrick, Francis Bosworth, llarold lilssenholni. and Joe Shannon presented the play. The talent of the cluli was shown and proved in this event. The annual costume party was given in April. The -Tunto. composed of sixty active members, during the past year has endeavored to uphold the original purpose of his founders, The organization has worked its way to the top hy honest effort. and now is a Central live organization. 4 a C o vi 4- as r-I 99 0 Q 2 5 s 2 an S L1 Di 9 5 5 lu cv bn as I-11 if E2 D o O Q 2 2 G2 4: as BI w .2 :S G2 +1 fn :: we 31 5 C :2 me sz: N is 72 Q rn S, an Ld G2 IG 6 E5 C o U ,E LE m 5 e :S E O E I- E cv un E2 cu P1 of ei td z cf f 'a U r-1 5 E 2 m Le GJ E SV PQ as 3 ca D-I S ,Q E71 ri O vm : me FII uf T Q3 5 if 9 'Tu C o 0 cu U2 99 o Q E ui -59 E C o vu C Q P1 E T: ra 7? ru 95 O A .. 5 5 U, O PQ e 2 'a 9-4 O O r-I E E GJ I M F11 Z 9 H ! PH THE LJlTlN CLUB HHN in Home do as the Romans do, is the command which holds sway in Room 101 on the first 1Vedm'sday of eaeh month when f'entral's latin Club holds its regular meeting, and Room 101 be- eomes. indeed, a living bit of Old Home. ttlixsurge. praeeo, fae soeietati tllllll011flii111,H is the Magistratus' plea for silence, rather than our formal call to order. and the meeting begins. The Roman form of procedure is followeil throughout. even to the form of voting. There are two methods of' voting to choose between. One where the Magis- tratus llxresidentl presents the bill and then asks eaeh indiviflual member. starting with the Prineeps Soeietis, to east his vote. CThe Print-eps Soeietatis is a sort of eoimsel or adviser supposed to le ehosen for his wisdom and good ,iudgmentl This form was eertainly never intended for speed. By the other method the question is presented and all those in favor go to the right of the Klagistratus and those opposed to his left. The latter form is most frequently used. The entire meeting, so far as possible, is eondueted in the lfatin tongue, English translations being used wherever neeessary. At the end of eaeh meeting instead of requesting a motion for adjourn- ment. the Yagistratus says. Nihil vos moramur. Soeiif' whieh when tran- slated reads, t'NVe detain you no longer, Comradesf' A year ago the Latin Club was still somewhat in the form of an experiment at Ventral, hut it now stems to he an established faet with a real plaee in the sehool organization. Sinee November 15121, when the first meeting was eallefl in Room 101 with sixteen present. the Club has inereased in size and strength until it now has approximately sixty members on its roll. To gain admittance to the Club one must be a liatin student having vom- pleted at least two terms of Latin with a grade of not less than CM, Dues of fifteen cents are colleeted semi-annually. The Club aims to ereate a friendship among the Latin students on the basis of their common interest and to find out more definitely the sort of lives and surroundings in whieh the old Romans, whom they are studying, lived. To aeeomplish this the i'lub has programs at its regular meetings. Consisting of Latin plays, Latin stories. speeehes and songs. xA sample of the Clubs usual aetivities was reeently given to the entire sehool in the liatin Club Assembly of -lanuary 10th, 1923. The tragedy of t'l'yramus and Thishe from 0vid's 4'Kletamorpheses was given in liatin. .Xn English translation of the comedy Amphitryon was performed and an old Roman wedding proeession was staged. A ehorus of Roman llaidens sang in Latin for the performance of l'yramus and Thisbe, ln llareh the Club brought the motion pieture, Caesar to Central for the benefit of English, llistory and l.atin students. Most of the interesting features of the Clulfs programs are due to the untiring efforts ofthe elub's adviser Mr. McGovern and assistant adviser Miss Florence Haber. The presidng officers this year are: Magistratus Cpresidentj. Marion ture: Vit-aria. Cviee-presidentl, Marion Henry: Feriba Csec-retaryl, lrene Pielen: L71-aestoi' Ctreasurerl. Carl XVileken, and Prineeps Soc-ietatis feounsell, Louis Sehaeller. ASSEMBLU SNAPS CFHE ASSEITIBLU COITIITHTTEE Miss Austin, Chairman Miss Anderson Miss Baumgart Miss Knott Miss Hall 1l'lCRE do the 1J1'Ug'I'2illlS for assemblies at Central originate 1' Sonn- people seein to think they come to pass unsolicited and without etfort on the part of any one. Only those who have ever worked on one know how far this is from the truth. This year the Assembly Committee has consisted of Miss Austin, chair- man, Miss Dickson, Miss Knott, Miss Hall, and Miss Baurngart. At the first meeting of the committee, tentative plans were laid for all assemblies of the first semester. Each memher pledged herself to supervise the work of students or seeure outside talent for certain definite days. Appropriate pro- Qrams were planned for the ditterent holidays. and, with the help ot the vari- ous student orgaiiizations, the sehool has leen entertained with its share of interesting' assemhlies 'fll1'0llg'll0llf the year. CFHE STAGE FORCE Back rnw: Price, Borg, Klingman. Front row: Guyer, Scanlan. McNea1', Jones. 1111 11z11111so111e g'1-111111 z1ss1-1111111-11 111 z111111z111eti1'111 01'l1P1' 11111111 is 11111 Stage F1111-11 11-e1pit111iz1111 a111'is1-111.111, '1'111y 11111 1111it11 f1'1'1t to z111111it that they 2111- t1111 11z11'1111st workiiig o1'g'1111izz1tio11 i11 t1111 s1'1lo111. 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Ow111g to the I'91'1tll11i1'SS of 1111'11' 11111111i11t1111-11ts. 11i1't111'1-s of two tz1it11t111 1z111s are 11111itt1111, t1111 two Ri1'11111'11s, S111111111's 211111 K11'l11Pll. Ri 5 ri an E : ai b oi U -f 3 54 :- an 2 'ci s: Le T5 5 of .E fe :Q ..- P4 o 2 u ..- O : M fn .A .... E :Q s w :: mf 03 cn if 93 5 ! ai s: Le 1. U af Q7 .rc x Q bl 5 uw v-I ai m 5 o 'Z' u .- as FH 45 EI as .:: E Q s.. DQ 15 c H U Q... 2 E 9 Q4 n ri 4-1 UI ',.: gm Wats g. Weig 5.5 lm: 'U O .. H 53 Byrn e, Russel, Fark, Q5 :E o m .-. O 'zz ..- blk cu 9' .- .Z Kuck, kin. a. E : hi J Z3 9. 5: H., mm vi 2 Tn : U1 sa , H 417 FQ 275 F 5 3 E Q3 .Q U. 2 O15 C1 il bl Hoff, FOSS Vaunhoffer. G HHS k,B Schle B ussell, S to right: left YOIH B g f Siitin nl ' CTHE ORCHESTRA HH 0l I'll0STl ?l of fl1tlllfl'?ll lligh S1-hool was orgfanizeql i11 1900 by Miss Olive Long, who was fllllll tl1e art and 11111sieal clirector. During' the next fifteen years, it beeznne a p0I'lIl2ill1'llf and stabilized sel1ool tea- tnre. Vncler tl1e guiclanee of Miss llieliinsoii, Till' SllC'Lfl'S1Slbl' of Miss Long' as eonrluetor of nnisie ill 1915, tl1is clepartnient being large enough to require a separate lllSll lll'f01', fill' elnb l'l0Ill'lSllPtl anfl grew, but it was when Miss Lillie 031110 two years later that the 0l'0ll9SfI'2i inereasecl, both i11 size and Qllallfj' to f'2lpElCliy. At i7lllS l'llll6, Hl,l'llltfegg clh1'5'Sa11f110111111117ii HTl1e Maid and the Miflclyf' and tl1e C'l1i111es of N0l'lllHIliTj'.u were Slll'4'PSSfllllyIJF41- flneecl. the oreliestra playing' tl1e 2ll'l'0IllD?Il1llll0lTfS. The llll1SlC' i11S'fl'llC't0l' was agraiii Ollilllgllfi i11 the fall ol' 1920. when Miss Lillian Milclrecl Knott CHIIIQ to flK'Ilil'2ll. A high stanmlarml of lllllSll' has been 1naintai11ecl, as anyone who attended the pl'l'f0l'Ill2illl'9S ol'HTl1e lgl1l9lllFll,u and HTll9 Pirates of Penzanc-e. given last year. knows, The past year has ll00ll an espeeially aetive o11e for tl1e 0l'Q2llllZ?ltl0ll. lie- sides appearing' i11 several assemblies and ill tl1e XV2lSl1illjl'lf0IllS liirthflay pro- gfrain, sponsored by the D. A. ll., at tl1e A1ulito1'i11111, it played flllt overture and the aeeon1pani1nent forthe a11n11al operetta given by the lllee Vlnbs. The XVi1'1Cll11lllS of Tiilllilllflu i11 a ereflitable way and played a g,1'l'0l11J of light Hl'lllllJG1'S cluring tl1e evening of tl1e lll'2llIlElfit' Vlnb play, Ullollo's NVil1l Oat. The oreliestra has atteniptecl several anibitions elassie seleetions, aniongr theni the Andante from Ti?lj'LlL'Il'S 4'i4111'p1'ise Syn1pl1ony. iulllllt Poet and Peasant overture, and the 'tSeXtette from l,neia. The lll0lIllWl'S of tl1e o1'el1est1'a have found that, as they play tl1e really good lllllSll', they grow to love it. and they have found great pleas11re i11 yvorkiiig 011 Till' L'l'11finisl1e1l SXIIIIHIOIIYH by Helnibert. Meetings are helfl three mlays eaeh week. Monday. We1l11es1l:1y. and Fri- day. with extenrlenl periomls on Monday. Une ?lllif0lIl?lfll'2lllf' iH't'0lllC'S El lllt'lll- ber by fillillljl oreliestra as a snbjeet. llll' only l'0llllll'l'llI0l1f being. ol' eonrse. the ability to play some i11st1'11111ent. One half ereilit is given eaeh term for this work. and pupils are lll?ll'li0fT Tilt' Silllll' as i11 any other snbjeet. Tl1e orc-liestra of any sehool holils an lllll1Ul'f2lllf plaee, lt lllllSi' be well orgranizecl and reliable. for Illbf Olllj' does it 2ll'l'UlllIJ2llly plays and operas giveil by other elnbs and take part in lllillly assemblies. lblllf it is Olll' ol' the best ?lfTV6l'tlSPlllCllfS a sehool 4-an have. Tl1e oh'iee1's. who are eleeteml Elllllllilllf. Zlll' at fllll Ill'm'Sl'Ilf tiniez presiilent. fiiO0l'fl'O 'Watsong viee presimlent, Williani Maellvain, Sl'K'l'0l'?Il'y, l,illian lilelc- lcinlc, tl'6?lSll1'9l'. hvilllillll Baker. The eoneert IIIHSTPI' for Tilt' last two years has lll'0ll Oliver illIllllblll'l'j', and his exeellent leailership has lxeen partly responsible for the gooml work ol the 0l't'llPSTl ?l clnring' that time. 52 I4 E E C1 :Q O O U P2 Q Q E 41 Q E 4-T 'Q L1 E C cd Cl U E s O 2 CTHE QLEE CLUBS NE of the oldest of the many organizations at Central, is the Glee Club. More than twenty years ago, Miss Olive Long started this club, and under her leadership the elub put on a number of very successful op- erettas. Because of increased duties in the art classes, Miss Long abandoned her work with the clubs to give all her time to the art department. Miss Dick- inson then became the leader and about that time the boys and girls formed separate organizations, ln 1917 Miss Lillie took up the direction of the Club, and under her many delightful assemblies as well as three operettas, Princess Chrysanthenium. HT'he Maid and the Middyf' and The Chinies of Nor- mandy were presented. Again in 1920 a new leader was given to the Glee Club, Miss Lillian Mil- dred Knott. l'nder her direction the clubs have been very successful. The Hirls' Glee Club has given several assemblies, Grieg's Hl'eer Gvnt Suitef' HA P' i x Day in Venice by Nevin, and the Indian songs whlch they also sang for the opening session of the Minnesota Educational Association, The Girls' illee Club has had the honor of singing for the annual eity hlusie VVeek at the Au- ditorium for the past. two years. The Boys' Glee Ulub has given many as- semblies which every one has greatly enjoyed, The first year of Miss Knott 's leadership, the Gilbert and Sulliva opera uThe Pirates ot' Penzanel-s was given. and this year they gave a little Dutch operettafg'Mvindinills of llol- land. The two clubs together also gave a Noveltv l'ro2'rain. I' n u 4 Socially as well as musically, the fllee Clubs are an important factor in the school. The boys gave a lIallowe'en dance at the Church Club, and the girls gave a danee at the Palm Room of the St. Paul llotel, The girls have regular meetings on Tuesdays and Thursdays, Zlllll the boys ineet Mondays and YVednesdays, and on Friday the clubs ineet together. The girls' olheers for the past year have been-Verna Hkelund, presi- dentg Pauline liellue, vice-president: Beatrice llutehin, treasurer-g and Mil- dred Ewert, secretary. The leaders ot' the boys have been-Jett Aldrich, presi- dent: Milton Fleu. viee-president: Albert Goglin. treasurer: and Donald Hog- ers, secretary. H G7 .cw .- an U .-J .-1 :- S- rv E :f an :- bn ..4 ... as E 5-f an ... .5 o N E Fl! 5 o ... L. sd FO 5, B2 .-. .x O : FQ 5 O 5-1 'G .E .:: E-1 Q rn I d I 'E ..- 9- P-1 5 li 5- P4 Eff 2 :- al 4.2 .-4 o N Qu S 5 53 .4 O 3 5 o M ... an Z Y? SS no o M :5 ai 5 46 w w L6 b :E :Q xv Q N DG ei 5-A an .D o :: O m c .rr O P1 3 C1 5-4 'ti c O O G7 U1 CFHE lDlYlDmll..LS OF HOLLATID illi tentral tilee Vlulis have again put themselves ahoye the niass ot' school a1nateui's and are bordering on the 4luasi-professional stage ol' production. The successful performance of The Windmills of llol- land, a lluteli operetta, is their greatest aeeomplishment. of the past year. The operetta, written Ivy llarrington. is a pleasing atiair with many pretty scenes and simple. sweet music-in faet. its whole charm lies in its simplicity. The operetta tells the story of a rieh Dutch farmer, llerrtogenhuseli, his wife, and their daughters, XYilhelmina and llilda, who are visited by an Ameriean drummer trying to sell machinery to replace windmills. The daughters, ahandoning their lovers, llans and Franz, heeome infatuated with the young American, hut soon turn from him to join their people in a tight against their father. who has heen persuaded hy the drummer to install the machinery. The farmer surrenders, and the girls are reeoneiled with their forintr lorers. The drummer, nevertheless, decides to stay in llolland, and he pieks one ofthe village girls, Katrina, to he his wife. The soloists are worthy of inueh praise. Marjorie Mellgren VVilhel- inina was, as a pretty Duteh maid should he, eoquettish, She is a gifted singer and aetress. Clittord Cook as the drummer was typieally modern and at- tracted mueh attention hy his eleyer acting. -letterson Aldrieh as Franz de- lighted the audience with his resonant and mature voiee. Donald Rogers as Herrtogenliusch was humorous to just the right extent. Elaine Gerber as Hilda was vivaeious, and impressed the audience by her keen interest in her part. Edward BlcAdam as llans made a fine lover, and his singing in the duet was superior. l'auline Le Duc as the wife was kindly and peaee- loving-her part was admirahly eliaraeterized. Dora -letl'erson as Katrina made a pleasing village girl. Olive Tews. the solo daneer. was a worthy interpreter of the tine arts. The choruses gave the iro wer haekfrroiind to the main characters. Their as l l f- life, their vivacity, their harmony was a eonstant source ol' enjoynitnt. They had the ahility to please to the extreme. Their dances were etteetive. As usual. the stage setting was clever. The illltllQllClliS imaginations eould easily have lmeen left at home. The suec-ess and the finish that cliaraeterized this presentation was due, to a very great extent, to the genius ol' Miss Knott, the eluli director. ller planning and her intluenee made the play what it was. To Bliss Eshelliy, who eoaehed the dances and helped in other ways. great eredit must also he given. ,M v ' CFHE wmDm1LLs QF'-gt'I,Cj'LLAHD 'v A. VV V SCEHES FROIH ASSEIHBLIES SENIOR DEBATERS Hove Wolff Smith X debating, the class of 151233 ranks among' the best Central has ever gradu- ated. They have only lost one interelass debate, and members ol' the class have taken part in interscholastic debates. The senior Class has reason to be proud of its veteran debaters, Durand Smith, IIjahnar Hove, and llernian Woltl, who have taken part in six, live, and four debates, respeetively. In 1920, the class of 1923 was vietorious over the sophomores on the question of llhilippine independent-e. The freshman debaters were Durand Smith, Iljalmar Hove, and Mary Murchison. In 1921, Durand Smith. llerman Wolll, and Ilerbert Lande yielded the freshmen a two to one decision on the immigration question. In 1922, the unusual took place. The class of 19223, juniors. represented by llurand Smith, Iljahnar Hove, and Ilerman Woltiu, overthrew the arguments of the mighty seniors debating' the Panama toll question. In 19223, on March 21, the junior-senior debate was held in the first as- sembly, on the question, Resolved, 'Phat Minnesota should adopt an Industrial Court of Adjudieation similar to that of Kansas. The juniors put up a good debate, but the above Veteran, trio remained an undefeated eombination. In addition to the elass debates, in 1922 Durand Smith and lljalmar Hove pai-took in the interscholastic debate with Duluth Central. the ehampions in the state debating' league, defeating them two to one. In 19223. all the de- baters eng'ag'ed in a debate with Minneapolis 11431111111 on the Kansas Industrial l'ourt. CFHE DEBATIHQ CLUB Third row: Tousley, Eckley, Wilkerson. Moore, Borg, Shannon, Smith. Munnecke. Second row: Giere, Goldberg. Nease, Everly, Mellgren, Efran, Taylor, Burnham, Herskowitz, Wolff. First row: Nourse, Schaffer, Kennedy, Miss Thompson, Hove, Christopherson, Henry. Leiberman. N tho marl-v tlzlys ot fll'11U'21l. tlni wliolv stnilm-nt liomly vniistitiitc-cl an mleliatin society, and lllilllj' zlsseinlilies wow viiliveiied by clelizltos pri-pu1'ecl by the stnnlnnts. ln tinw, the nuinlioi- ut stiulvnts grew so largv tlirlt za fllllldllllgl r-lnli cvurisistizig ut tlw vntiie nninl'vi' was iiiipracticzil, so tho inattci' was clropiiefl. last spring' El sviiioi' cleliator, Blolvillv llairt '22, wlio llilil vmnv from an- utlivi' State, iiilmiu-wl an group of stnclvnts iiitn-wstorl in flolieiting witli the iflm-ei ot iiiuaiiiixiiig 2 rlolmting' 4-lub. As it was rzltlioi' late in tln- sin-iiig, liowever. tliv lllilffvl' was zillmvs-cl to rest nntil tall. ln tlic- tall ut' lSl22, tliu flOllTl'2ll lligli Svlimnl Dcliating t'lnli was oftivially nrgaliizerl witli tliv purpose of fni'tlivi'ing ilelmte in every way. lt is tlic purpose of its 0l'Q1'2llllZ0l'S to get przlvtim- in fleliating' in vlnlm lll'0gIl'2IlllS, to takv up flclmting twin every 31122107 :incl to wiigage in iiitersm-liolzistic deliates this year with Nliiiiwnpolis higrli sm-liuols, The ottivws vlwtvcl lim' the first your :iw lljzilinai' illovv. piwisimlviitz Alan lqt'llllt'flf'. vim- IIl't'iltll'll'f1 Blziriv Sr-l!zlvl:vi'.s1'f'l'vtzl1'y: and t'zn'l t'lii'istuiuliv1'sn11, Tl'GilSl1l'Pl'. 'l'l11- total C'llI'HlllJCl iiieiiiliwsliip 1-mnisists of ziliont l'oi't.v, 'l'i'y-outs tin' new im-inlwrs :nw to lw helcl in tln- tall of vacli year. lt is liopi-tl tlmt tliv lleliating' t'lnlm with :ls definite :incl :ls goml ai pnrposu as it has, will 1-mitinnv its good win-li tm nmny years to 1-01110. and that iiiviiiliemliip will lim-mlm one ot' tln- most songlit after' lioiiors zlt Veritral. A 4.2 m Q. O E Q 'F L5 E CD of E O f : 41 rn as F 5 5 O E 51 U 2 5 E FQ 5 : r: E ca w L' as 1: Q v: E O 'E TJ : M ra S E4 k 2 .id O I-ll O Q4 F14 me r-I If. C. rs V4 P5 o D3 vi Nl :: Z ve I 5 E z- xt D4 :J va va FS 5 o S3 E 3 tv. 3 r-I 5 : Q S 2 L3 E3 M .i 6 af 9 c FII 5 5 Z ri. uf F1-7 ra FU JC u Z me D4 or U w C 'E L'-4 '5 U xi +1 :Z :S 3 41 d T5 Gi S m Q 5 Q 4 LQ 5 E CU m P5 E Q 'S cn 5 5 2 S O E3 CTHE DRAHIATIC CLUB The play's the thing. llamlet. HIS quotation heeomes a reality when spoken in regard to the llramatie Club. For who will say that the plays produeed hy the club are not al- ways up to their high standard and eagerly awaited hy the sehoolf This year, t'Rollo's VVild Oat. a three aet eomedy hy Clare Kumnier, whieh was sueeessfully produeed on Broadway reeently, was presented early in May. ln February a Vhinese play. The Turtle Dove. was presented. The hixarre effect of the heautiful eostuines and flowery language will not soon he forgotten. Une ot the hizarre efteets was produeed hy the mask worn hy Fate, which was made hy llerhert -lennings, a meinher of the eluh. The stage toree, so Closely related to the eluh. is responsible for inueh ol the scenery and for the lighting etiteets. The latter played an important part in making' the XVonder llat, produeed last year, so sueeessfully. The Hlglue Bird, whieh was presented two years ago was an example of the new art staging. which proves that the eluh is very modern in its ideas. Most of the plays presented have heen sueeessfully produeed on the professional stage. Visit room 29 and you will see pietures of scenes from: ttThe Professors Love Story, Barrie: t'She Stoops to l'onquer. Gold- smith: ltDavid fiiarriekf' Rohertsong t l'he First Lady ofthe Landfl Nied- linger: 'tArms and the Klan. Shaw: Rosalind, Barrie: t'Trelawney ofthe Wells, Pinero: and Hlleauty and the -'laeohin. Tarkington. The otitieers seleeted i11 N122-'23 were: president. liohert Sands: vire- president. Hoherta Kendriek: seeretary. ,Xlarjorie Fiteh: tinanee eonnnittee, Imelda Ertz and flara lslggert. The annual l'0Slllllllt party. the pienie. and the meetings are some ot' the reasons why membership is so desired. Besides doing worth while things. it is to he seen that good times are not laeking. llas not something heen forgottm n I No. we eonld not forget Bliss llelen Austin, for she really is the eenter around whieh the elnh rotates. She or- ganized it in 1905 and has direeted the plays. and heen the lite of the elnh ever siuee. Une of the plays produeed last year. 't'l'he Novelist's Retreat. and theThanlcsgiving Pageant of last year were written hy her. llere's to the future sueeess of the llrainatie Fluh. May it do as well in the future. as it has in the past! ROLLCTS IDILD OAT ROLLOS IDILD OAT X the evenings of Slay third and fourth. the Fentral High School Dra- inatie t'luh, under the direction of Miss Helen Austin, presented Rollo's Wild Hat. a eoinedy in three aets hy Clare Kunnner. One attraetive feature of this produetion was its nioderness. The Draniatie Cluh's presentation was the tirst given in Saint Paul. liollo's NVild Oat was the distinet sueeess of the 1920 New York season, running two hundred and twenty eight perfornianees. ln the hands ofthe llraniatie Club. it did not lose any of its snhtle tour-hes of huinor nor dexterous and eharining development of eharaeter. NVhat was espeeially noticeable in the Central presentation was the suitability, in voice. in aetion, a11d in appearanee, of each eharaeter for his or her role. livery detail. in gesture. inoveinent. and voiee, demonstrated the extent ot careful training that was done in the short tinie ot' five weeks, 'LHollo's Wild Oat eoneerns the aetions of Rollo Wiehster, grand-son ot wealthy and ill-teinpered Horatio XVehster who niade his millions in the air- hrake business. Rollo has always had an overinastering desire to play Ullain- let. He is helped hy Mr. Stein. theatrical produeer. to aehieve his ainhition Not to lze deterred hy his youthful sister Lydia, he paeiiies her hy permitting her to say the three-line part of the i'Prologue in his play. He hires a east, ehief aniong whoni is Goldie Blaellutt. young. and ingenuous type. who is innnediately asked to play opposite him as Ophelia. ilewston. Hollo's -hut-ters-lias alsohad aYlite.J.ong longing to phy lzlaiiiletgtlie eharaeter in whieh , his father starred in the old days. Opening night eoines. In the iniddle of l . , . i the pertornianee a telegram arrives saying that tlrandtather Horatio is dying. Goldie walks in on one of Tl2l1lllPtiS principal scenes with the news. llainlet, or Rollo, dashes off to his grandfather's hedside. deserting the east. only to find that lloratio had eoneeived the idea oi' a telegrani as a lure to hring Rollo haek hoine. Matters are finally settled by Horatio diseovering that Goldie's grandniother is none other than the ac-tress whoni he. Horatio, had wanted to inarry when young. Stein arrives with a eolleetion of newspaper elippings on the aeting of llewston who stepped into Hollo's plaee after his einharrassing departure. The puhlie. it seenis, has taken the play as aparmyil'EniEeshl' Wild? zid13'ollT'tl1i'iirg lrrpf pi-ty ever-attei ? eonie as the eurtain falls on the third aet. Hohert if-ands as Rollo Wehster. and lioherta Kendrick as the erstwhile ehoi-us girl, lioldie Mae Duff, played the leads with a spirit that earried the niind ot the audienee away from the unreality ot the situation, vihieli, after all. is the true test ot drainatie talent. Harriet Allen as llydia, NN'allaee Jans- sen as lloratio, and Allen Xourse as llewston were the outstanding eharaeters whose work was exeeptionally well done. lflveiett MeNear, stage nianager. designed the seenery for Aets l and ll. They showed a sincere and sueeessifnl atteinpt at heauty and siniplieity. lliss Olive llong designed the seenery for Aet Ill. Great eredit goes to Miss Helen Austin, Miss Hilda Anderson, Miss Edith Ilall, school orchestra, and the various connuittees. The entire cast follows: Hewston, Rollo's Man ....... .. Lydia, Roll0's Sister ................... Rollo NVebster, a youth with aspirations .... Nr. Stein, a theatrical nianager ........ Goldie Mac Duff, an actress .... George Lucas, an actor ........................ Mrs. Park-Gales Mr. Camperdown all of the profession Mr. Skitterlinig Aunt Lane, Rollols great-aunt ........ Horatio Webster, Rollo's Grandfather .. Bella, a housemaid Personages in court scene Scene Scene Scene Scene Scene Scene I. II I. II I. Il ' ACT I Rollo's Studio, New York City Tinie: Noon of a Spring Day The same, the following morning ACT II the stage force, the . . . .Allen Nourse . . . .Harriet Allen . . . .Robert Sands . . . . . .Durand Smith . .Roberta Kendrick . . . .Walton Onslow Imelda Ertz Donald Knebel Henry Mullan . . . . . .Anne Merrill . . .Wallace Janssen ........R'uth Stees Evelyn Marshall Alice Merth Edward McAdan1 Rollo's Dressing Rooni, the Oddity Theatre On the stage, that Very moment ACT' III Sitting' Room, Grandfather VVehster's house, Shelbrooke. A few hour.s later. The same, the following' morning. ROLLO'S IDILD OAT, Act ll, Scene 2 -HIHHIFTUQLSQ COACH ALFRED BIISER HE acquisition of Coach Alfred Buser has meant three years of SUCCESS and glory to the athletes of Central. In these three years, Mr. Buser has developed many championship teams, that have earned for Central a name to be feared by all comers. In football, championships for two successive years marks his ability. That spirit of contidence and aggressiveness that he drilled into our boys resulted in one of Central's most successful seasons. That never-to-be-forgotten game between Central and her most formidable foe Me- chcanic Arts, certainly a sight for sore eyes, was won a result of his superior ability to bring out the best in every man. However, football championships may be a specialty, they are not a termination of his capability. Our basketball team excelled in many depart- ments: it would be a hard task to convince any Central student that we lost because of an inferior team. The hockey, track, and basketball teams have rejuvinated under the reins of Mr. Buserg in fact, Central has not had a poor team in any sport since his connection with the school, The installation of school spirit, is another of his achievements. XVe can never do too much to show our appreciation of Mr. Buser, and We sincerely hope he will realize the position which he holds in the heart and mind of every Central student. JACK IHCCALLUHI This is Jack Mc-Calluul, now an 1lll'lllll01' of C611t1'?1l.S faculty. llc t02lt'hCS 1l12lfllQlll2lfiK'S and coachcs track. l5vf'01'v Willlillgl' to Central in 1922, Mr. NC- Callum servvd as football, baskvtlmll, and lmsebzlll coach at N:1cz11csto1 '. THE ATHLETlC BOARD OF CONTRCL Second row: Eastman. Marshall, McCallum. Harp. Frost. First row: Meier. Rusterholtz. Cooley. Justus. Schwabe. X the l21st threw ywirs thvre h21s lM'1'll 2111 21thl11ti1- 1'11x'iv21l 21t t'v11t1'21l Tllill' ll2lSl10i' only l'ltSllll'0tl i11 i'll2lllllbl0IlSlllIbS, llllf ll2lS 1'2111sv1l k'lll'llllSl2lSlIl an1o11g' the st11rl1111t hotly i11 sports. S4'lllNll spirit, 211111 21ll tho I1t'l'USS2ll'y 211-tivitivs of Wide 21w21k1- 21111l Tll0l'0llQ'lll.V rhlIll1l'll'Elll st111l1111ts. This l11?21lthy growtli ot' the pop11l211'ity of 21thl0ti1's 1-2111 lw fl'2ll'ltll to th1- i11H11011Ce of tho fll'llf1'2ll Athlvtiv lgU?ll'll of Voiitrol whit-h llilS giwii now lill' to class haskct-l121ll, h21s l'HllSl2lllflj' fostered i11t1-1-1-st i11 21tl1l1-lirs Zlllltillgl' thv st11fle11ts. ll?lS 111211l12 thv sports s111'c20sst'11l li112111vi21lly. Zlllll l21st Sl'1'lll'1'll tht- . servioe of Mr. lgl1SPl', our 21thlvtiv rlirovtor. The l1o211'1l is 1-o111pos121l of tho t211-iilty lll2lIlilQl'0l'S of tho 1litl'c1'Q11t sports. The presvut 1111'-111l101's of the l102ll'll 21111: lit-ssrs. lTllSfl'l'll0lfZ, Voolvy. Iiorg. R21st1112111. Frost. St'llXV2lll0. Mr. lillSf4ll'll0lfZ is i11 t'll2lI'QIK' ot tootlmllz Mr, Frost is i11 f'll?l1'Q'G of lllM'li0j': Mr. Voolvy is hzisliotlmll 111211121grv1': Nr, lC21st- 1112111 has C'OIlfl'Ol of l121sQh21ll: 21111l llr. Borg' siipiwvisvs our swi111111i11g' t021111s. MCE 21111 21w211'1lv1l hy votv of tho lllK'IllllOl'S of the l1o211-ml to IlI'2ll'flf'2lllj' 2111 111011 that tho atlilvtic- mliroc-tor ll0ll1lll2lfl'S for that hoiior. StllIlUlllS are not Q'r2111tefl symhols lll1ll'SS thoy 11121i11t21i11 thvir sc-l1ol21stiv st21111li11g's i11 El sait- isfactory way, f'01lf0I'lll to tr21i,11i11g' l'PQ'lll2lfl4lIlS. z1111l 1'o111l111-t tl1o111s1-lws i11 El W215' hefitting' f'OI1tl'?ll 21tl1lvte1s. 'l'l1111'11 ill'l'. znlso. Illllyllljj-llllllt l'l'llllll'Ullll'llTN that must he mot to ol1t21i11 21 lottviz The ofiticers of the lg02ll'tl 21112 Mr. Voolvy, pre-si1l1111t, Mr, B111-gg yi1A11-p1-1-Si- clout, Mr. Rustorlioltz, som-1'11t211'y. 21111l Mr. S1-l1w21l1c1. t1'1121s111'o1'. Blr. 'H11st111'l1oltz also arts 21s p11r0l121si11g zigviit of tho l302ll'll. CHEER LEADERS Cheerleaders--Clifford Cook, Donald Rogers This space is respectfully dedicated to those two incentives to yell, namely our 'tllobban Rogers and Cliff Cook. The above boys certainly are the demon noise makers and their efforts to bring forth HBreckies were important filo- tors in several Central victories. The football games were not complete with- out the prancing figures in white that Centralites grew to know .so well. Long may they live and long may they remember their rooter-king days at the head of shouting' crowds of Red and Black supporters! FOOTBALL r I ,yn rl , Y . ' CAPTAIN DlCK REARDON, End HE 1922 season ill footllall was llot a Slll'i'llSSl'lll Ollll ill 1J0lllt of attend- ance hut livcrl up to L'clltl'al's tlllilitiolls otherwise. lt sllolllvml to rain Ollly ou rlays that tho livcl Zlllil lilavk gg'l'illmlvl's wore svllllillllvcl to play and this ?ll'Q0lllllS for the IJUOI' llll'Il0lIlS at the gfklllllti. A mlefvat was llilllklttll over the he-lil illlil lJQEll011 when lllotzllac-ll got away IIllll1lJOlkll also lllkll' ill-fvat out to rlflllllsllll XVll0ll its playa-rs wa-ro pllSlll'tl all -ltlfll. The ollly l-xc-itillg play ill this gfilllltt was witll lblll' of his lllllg' l'll11S ol' Zllllllll l'ol'ty yards. at tho ll2l1lllS ol' thi- hoys fl'tllIl lll-xillgtoll iXVClll11' Despite' l12il'll lllC'li allll lllilllf' lJ0ll2lllll'S. -l2lIlSl'll, lilotzllavll. Zlllll lfalli llliltlf six tolli-llrlowlls 2lllOg'li'llll'l' rlllll thu svoll- stooll Ilrifll XYlll'll thi- llllill wllis hlew. lll- T0 give the Slltllllll Sll'lllg1' lllllll sollll- Ill'2ll'llSlt, a lfilllll' was playorl with laltllol' 4XC'21ll9lllY. This was lllll so olll--sillllml Zlllll ollly twil-ll was tho ljllillfxll l':'ll'lc hoys' goal lillo c'l'oss0ll. llotll St'0l'0S wvro lllilllll hy lll0llllll1l'S of lll'll- ll'2ll.S Hrst lltiilll. 'llllllS lillllllll' was also llllt Oll thc- list ol' tllosll mlvfl-:llwl hy C0llll'2ll. X . A Qlillllkt was lllllll lllil-Vftfl with hlllllll'2lll0llS North lo sllow tho llll-l'lYll l0?ll1lS that Saillt lltllll Pilll llll'1l out gooll foolllall playors. Altllollgll North was lllillllllg' fi-ll t'ol- a XYlllllt, tho llllsliy YYU2ll'lll'S ol: tho lil-cl Elllll lilal-lc got husv Elllfl XXYlll2ll'll Falk was twirw Sll4lVl'tl owl' Nol'tll's Qlllll-llllll with tho mio-- - . l 1- Slilll ill his Zll'lllS, All this ll2lllllClll'1l ill tho lllllll porioll so that it was too latl l l4 Back Row: Rusterhulz. Buser. Johnson. Meisen. Gruber. Thiebaud. Mullen. H.1mme1'q11ist. McCallum Front Row: Falk. Stevens. Aldrich. Jansen. Reardon. Glotzbach. Gerst. Summers. S. Reardon. 1111' X111'111 111 s1n,fr11 any 1-111111111111'1i. 111111 11111 11111 1'11y S1-1111111 111s1. S11 1,2111 l'1'11T1'211 111111 11111 111111 wi111 illlj' 1111f11111s. 111111 215 1111 T116 101-111 1Q11111s 111111 11111111 11111y1-11 wi111. 11x1'11111 A11'1'1l211l11'S. El 1-1111111s1 was 111'1'1111g'111l with S11i111 11101111 '1'111'1111i1'111 111211 S1'1ll1111. '11111' s11'1111g'111 111' 11111 visi1111's was 1l111iIll1XV11. 11111 1-1111111111111 11'i111111111s 111111 111111111 11111 l11'1111'211 1111ys 1'2l11'1j' 1'11111i1111111 111 5u1f1111sS. '1'1111 1111-1' 111'1'ix'1111 111111 1111 11111 1i1111 111111111111 11f1111'11111111 11111 1'111111'111i111s 111111'11u11 111111 11111i1- 1111111 was 11111 11111i1'111.v s11'1111'11 wi111 l'11Sl1S. 1111111 1111-S111111 TGWII 111-111 1111 11111111si11g' 11is11111y 1114 111111111-1-11111 w111'1'1111's. 211111 11111' 11s1111 21 1111111i11g 1-11111f111'11111'e- 111'1A411'1'-11121-V sys111111 111' S1Q1'llil1S. .X111l111l1l'1l 1'111111'111 s11111'1111 Hrst 115' 1111111111g' 21 111'11111i11'1i i11 11111 1i1's1 11111f, 111111111-1-11111-11 1ll111xl1111111 was s111111 11111 111 11111 p111yi11g 211111 111i11g's 111131111 1.11 go 1l2l1'11 111111 11111 1111-111s, '11111' '1'111'11 s1'1111111 11111y111's s1111'11111 . .1'Ka3,.,..., CENTRAL 6-MECHANICS 0 Stevens. Quarterback, Glotzbach, Quarterback. Thiebaud, Center, Gerst, Guard, Johnson. End. to iuakc very 1lz111gv1'011s 111111 Slll'COSSi.l1l drives. Led by thuii' big star, Olds, Thev slicvm-vclenl ill 1assi11g' CQ11t1'11l's goal masts twivc. This 'VEIYS Thv Saint 1 . I . . I Q l,2llliit6S 21 taste of mlvfeat by i0SiI1g'f1ilC gklllllf 12-33. N This annie 1101 med the C'e11t1'z1l 11u'f1'11cu'11ti1111 g'1'ez1'rIv ibOCill1St5 it did nwav i 1 1 . I: . , . v with 0Yl'l'l30I1fifit'Ili'P. As the Meuh1111ics 511111111 was looiuing 1111 the il0l'iZO11, Coach liuser dI'lllllIllCfi and fiY'LlII11ll0ii on the rwceissity of deff-z1ti11g' the 'Wain- 1 ers and made the boys work as IICVQI' beforv. Finally, the timu arrivvcl, and The 1'Qfl'l'QU.S whisthl 311I14bllIlL'9d Tha- iM'Qi111liIlg1 of an 1-xciting and iiitvwstiiig g'a111e. E . A BIT OF THE MECHANICS GAME Hammerquist. Manager, Aldrich, Backfield, Mullen, Tackle, Falk, Half Back, Sommers, Guard. During the first quarter, things looked black for the loyal Central sup- porters. Captain Rosen and his crew of Mechanic players inade a determined rush in the direction of t'entral's goal and eame within only three yards of their objective. After that session they failed to threaten so seriously. All through the second quarter Central men had the upper hand and gave our seetion of tlte grandstand many oeeasions to cheer. The first half ended with the ball on the Trainers seven yard line. 'l'he third period was the time for Untral. Jansen, Meisenw lllotzlwaeli, and Falk, made hig holes and gains, and several sueeessful passes were ef- feeted, Onee the hall was passed to Clark Johnson, who was surrounded by three Meehanie players, but he leaped, caught it, and brought it to within alrout tive yards of the goal line. Then, Glotzlzaeh snapped out the signals and a mighty roar broke forth from all the Centralites' throats as our boys plowed through and left Falk on the right side of the line with the hall safely on the ground. The seore was Gill, and thus it stood when the game was over. The fourth quarter was spent in attempted passing hy lvoth teams hut without any speeial sueeess. Soon the struggle ended with the foot- luall championship of the eity in t'entral's possession. Coaeh Al. Buser eannot he given too mueh eredit for his wonderful work in turning out sneh City All-Star players as tilotzlmaeh, Falk. Jansen. f'ap- tain lliek Reardon, Mullan and lierst. Other excellent examples of gridiron warriors were Meisen. Stevens, Johnson. Gruber, Sain Reardon, Thielmaud. and Soinmers. The hard work of the seruhs was a hig advantage, too, lllr. Rusterholtz and liill llamnierquist shouldered the grief and hard work of managing the team 's tinanees. It was altogether a very good season and the meinhers of '23 Qian look lwaek with pride on the aehievements of f'entral's footlmall men for this vear, Janse Cvntral Central Ccntral Central Central Ventral n. I-Ialfback l Gruber. Tackle SUMMARU FOR 1922 .,....... 12 North .... ....6 .... 38 Humboldt ...,U .... 48 Johnson ....O . . . .... 12 Luther .... . . . .O .. 3 St. Cloud ...12 ... .. 6 Mechanics ... ....O CAPTAlN-ELECT MEISEN Fullb ack HOCKEU CAPTAIN IDILLARD FALK llli lion-kvy season for t'cntral this your was ex good onv in several ways :incl 21 had one in sovt-rail otlivrs. For ono thing, svvvrzil now lllil-VK'l'S UZUIIC out, ZIIIIOIIQI them thc Tilton brothers and Carl Wlilc- kt-11. The lt'2llll, also, won most of its Q.l'2llllt'S zmcl clowuml llumlmol1lt's sextet whivh was the bvst from that school for several Years. In 1'6- Q'2ll'fl to tho othvr sifle of tho story, CHlll1'2ll lost tho l'll2l111Pl0llSllll1 to Blevlian- ivs, somvtliing mmhearcl of. :mtl vntirrly iiiwxpvl-tm-fl. Also the 2lflU11lliiI1C6 was the poorvst, in yczirs. This is prolmbly cluv to tho fact that tho 2'aum:s were played at tha- rlistzmt llippoclromu lllSll 2lil ol' :lt tho Coliseum. NVilla1rcl Fulk, fl011ll'HliS star puvk i'l12lS0l'. sllowwl his olml form at th0 lwogiimiiig of the yt-ar, but sit-km-ss and colfls l'orvwl him out of somv gzmies :mtl giwlzxtly re- mlucflcl tho vi'I'1-1-tiwiiess of his work in other QZIHIUS. Sansomv. M1-isvll. and Szmllisoil. tho V1-tomuis, lwpt up thoir SClI1llll2lllllg1' playing tliroiigrhout the sl-lieflule lmt 1-oulcln't quito plum-if thc shots in the hzittlvs with the Bluei :mel Yxiliitv, .l:msou, Oslmornv, :tml Knvhel lllil-Yt'll some and 4li1l vxcellent hlookiug' in mloll-iisv. The NPW imin, XVilc'lio11 :mel llllt 'l'iltons. form promising mziterizil for il part of at 4-lmmpionsliip tozmn for next year umlm-r tha- lezlflvr- ship of tlillllillll-l'll'l't S?llllllSlJll. A good stzlrt, for the sozison was furiiisliml hy am vasy vivtm-.V Owl- Jolm- son whom ll-iitml mlm-'lbatml tho hlill'0llllS. ll11mInolnlt's hopes for an 1-loan slato were tlasln-cl hy il lwatiiig' at tht- lmmls of Willnrml :mcl his mzitf-s. The next I Back Row: Frost, Knebel, L. Tilton, McDonald, Osborn, Sandison Front Row: N. Tilton. Sansome. Capt. Falk. Meisen. Wilcken game was an unpleasant surprise for the Uentral boys. Two nnloolced for xltfffllilllltf goals were scored in the iirst half, and although Sandison caged the puck once for Central, the Blue and NVl1ite added another marker to its total. In the last few minutes, Sandison shot another into the net, hut the rally eanie too late and for the first time in many seasons Heehanids players were the victors, the iinal score ln-ing IRAQ. Undaunted by their defeat, C'entral's Puck-chasers, deprived of their leader, defeated Johnson a second time, the Score 2-0. In the second game with Ifmnlmoldt, several extra periods were needed before the gianie was de- cided in our favor. Falk, altliough sick, llltllltlgjiill to play during most of the final C entral- Neellanies strug'g'le. 'l'l1e first half was scoreless, and the Second part started with a Central rush greatly enflangering- Meelianiesi net. However, a sue- Wilcken. Goal. Sansome, Forward. Meisen, Guard, Falk. Forward. Knebel, Substitute, N. Tilton, Guard, McDonald, Manager, Osborn, Guard, L. Tilton, Substitute cessful freak shot by Willey struck the fatal blow, and Central weakened greatly after this single score. One or two drives were made in the Trainer's direction, one of them failing right in front of the Blue and VVhite net, and the game ended with Mechanics city champions by an exceedingly close mar- gin. ' Several non-conference games were played with the S. P. A. team and the Hamline team with varying degrees of success. Angus McDonald was student manager while Mr. Frost, the new faculty manager, helped take care of those details so essential to the existence of a hockey team. Grant Sandison was certainly a stellar center and his eftective playing .saved Central many times. The others were always ready while Kenny San- some's cheery smile made many an opposing player uneasy. XVilcken is a goal guard who improves as time goes on. VVhen one looks over this aggre- gation, he realizes that a team doesn't have to win the title to be a brilliant flashing sextet. CAPTAIN ELECT SANDISON, Center BASKETBALL CAPTAIN HAROLD sounnans, Guard l'v11T1'z1l's lmskn-tlrzlll squad was 0111201 tho host fllllf vvm' horn- Tho iiwcl and wk into 21 fray. Dlll'il1Q.1' tho soason, the team lost QEUHI' gzunes and won six gzunos. The 414 ll-nfs we-rv i11Hi1-Tod hy the followillg svhoolsg llunwooiliv, -IU1lllS0Il, NIPLJIZII1- ll Arts. :xml Stillwzltvr. L'e11t1'z11 won vivtwia-s f1'lHIl Jolmsam, White Dear, Lack Row: Myers, Pelton. Buser. Cooley. Sherman. Stevens. Fxont Row: Anderegg, Gerst, Mason. Capt. Summers, Johnson, Hultkrans. Stevens, Forward, Anderegg, Guard, Gerst. Guard, Summers, Cap't and Guard Mechanic Arts, Dunwoodie, and two from Humboldt. In the city league, The Red and Black ouint won four and lost two games. Coming through the first round without a single defeat, Central be- gan the second round by losing a close game to Johnson, Twin City cham- pions, by a 14 to 13 score. The scores of the two teams remained a tie until the close of the season, when Central was unexpectedly defeated by the Train- ers in the last game of the season. Mechanics had lost every game that she had played up to that time. Three Central players were awarded places on the Times all-city squad. They were Sommers, guard, and Hultkrans and Johnson, forward-s. VVillian1 Mason was placed on the second all-city team. Much credit is due to Captain Harold Sommers, who was conceded by all authorities to be the best defensive guard in the city. Shorty was also there when it came to collecting baskets. He made twenty-two points during the season, and next to Kaufman of Johnson, he scored more field goals than any other defense man in the city. Next to Sommers, Clark Johnson deserves most credit for the success of the team. During the six city league games, Johnson stamped himself as the best forward in the city. Johnson, who had played center on the junior Team was an unusually high jumper and was as a ru.le the fastest man on the floor. Lanky Bill Mason will always be remembered by his school-mates as one who fought and fought well. Many times Bill would break away and race down the floor, and many were the baskets he obtained at the ends of these journeys. He was the best foul shooter in the city, being the only player to cage more attempts from the foul line than he missed. Hultkrans, the Hdark horse of the season, played so well that he was awarded a place on the Times all-city team. He left a trail of glory behind him, first as a guard and then as a forward. lie made a total of twenty-five points and was the seventh highest scorer in the city, Fred Anderegg. forward, was one of the best floormen in the city, O Hultkrans, Forward, Johnson, Forward, Sherman, Manager, Mason, Center, Myers, Substitute Raymond Gerst, guard, was also one of the strongest men on the floor. He played in the last two games and his playing was admirable in both of these contests. Too 111uch praise cannot be bestowed upon the members of the second squad who worked all season and, of course, aided the first team immensely, The players on the second team were: Stevens and Myers, forwardsg Pelton and Eek, guardsg and Davis and Thiebaud. centers. The team-work that Central employed was a rapid running game of short passes and close shots. Central is proud of its 1923 basketball team, and it will live long' in the memory of their school-mates. SUMMARY OF SE1ASON'S GAMES. Central . . . .............. 22 Dunwoody . . . . Central .... 26 Dunwoody . . . Central .... 13 Johnson . . . Central .... 17 Johnson .. . . Central . . .20 Mechanics . . . Central .... 19 Mechanics .. . . Central .... 23 Humboldt .. . . Central .... 26 Humboldt .. . . Central .... 14 Stillwater .... Central .... 44 White Bear . . . CTRACK CAPTAIN ALBERT BAUER Altl1iJllg'l1 the track team has had only fair sneeess so far this season, more practice and gradual improvement as time goes on will make the team a Ht contender for some of the leading places in the meets to 001116. A num- Back Row: Sansome, Osborne, Harp. Christensen, Lauder, Hultkrans. Middle Row: Ramlow, Panaska, Kell, Kogl, Beehe, Zinn, Faricy, Ellingwoud. Front Row: Munnecke, Rice, Johnson, Low, Bauer, Golden, Anderegg, Tierney, Coach McCallum. I 4 Coach McCallum, Thomas, Ellingwood, Bauer, Faricy, Beebe. her of veterans form: the hackhone of the group and they have accounted for many points already. Mr. McCallum was appointed track coach, and training: was started ahout the first of March. In order to see what all the boys could do, an inter-class track meet was held that proved to he such a success that it may become an annual affair. Each class had several aspirants for track fame, so on March 1 the meet took place in the gymnasium and in the basement corri- dor. Some of the contests and races were close and exciting although the older runners captured most of the places. , A xJ3 Qr continued wintry, another indoor meet was held. This meet was the y'ea1'l ionshiIi title. It was the best attended meet of the year, the runners receiving much app ause ' i f' feats. There were eleven events on the program and the Trainers received first place on three of them. March 21, the day of the meet, Central runners showed what they could do. Only the presence of Wlagner, the Blue and 1 l 3 l 5 1 HULTKRANS AHEAD IN PRACTICE HURDLES v--.Nm . WAITING FOR THE GUN XVhite football player, prevented Central from carrying oft all the honors of the shot put despite Sonnners' illness which stopped him from breaking any records. The 220 yard run and the high hurdles were won by Central, while the Blue and White won third place in several other events. Clark Johnson leaped higher than ever and broke the record for the high jump at Central. Glotzbach won both the low and high hurdles and the pole vault. The half niile furnished some spectacular running when Beehe and Osborne came in first and second respectively. The relay race was another Central victory. In the 440 yard run, Bauer and Callendcr added a first and third to Centralis total. The ineet was a Central triumph with 6-1 points to her credit.. The outdoor work has just started. and there are at least tour inore con- tests in which flentralites will take part. An outdoor round of events will he held with Mechanics, and the llainline Relays willl also take up the attention ot Coach hlYCC2lllll1UlS proteges. CLEARING THE HURDLES BASEBALL CAPTAIN CLAUDE .JAN SEN A most optimistic foreast can truthfully be made for a, successful season of baseball, considering that we have a large amount of new material and a practically intact team of veterans. EX-captain Stevens, who was one of the main factors in securing the championship for the Red and Black last year, will again occupy the pitcher's box. The position of catcher is the only one that is Back Row: Knefeld. Hahentheiner. Pelton. Dixon. Thiehaud. Mcliendrick. Casperson. Front Row: Green, Stevens, Glotzbach, Ofsthun, Falk, Summers. Green, Outiielder, Harding, Outfielder, Knefeld, Outfielder, Hoenthiner, Short Stop, Mason, Outielder. really hard to fill because of the vacency left by Black R-asey, last year's catcher. About three weeks before the opening of the scheduled round, a call was sent out for devotees of the diamond. A record attendance of 100 aspirants turned out, players of Varying degrees of ability, from freslnnen to those who have won two or three baseball 'LC's already. Louis Schaler was appointed student manager, and Mr. Eastman took Mr. Hillard's place as faculty man- ager. No games have been played yet, but plenty have been arranged, in- cluding a four day trip which will take in Bemidji and Park Rapids. Some of the athletes who are trying out seenifavored to get the following places, Thiebaud will probably he on hand when it comes to ehoosing a first baseman: Fred Anderegg may be seen playing at the second base while NYillard Falk has shifted and plans to make third base his scene of action. Shorty Soinmers and Bfason will take care of two of the outfield positions while l Sommers, Second, Stevens, Shortstop. Ofsthun. Catcher, Peltun, Outfielder. Falk, Third, Thiebaud, First. Schabe, Manager. Casperson. Second, Glotzbach. Centertield. Captain Jansen will hold down his old place in the outer gardens. The va- eanev at short stop will give an opportunity to the newer members of the squad to gain a letter. Although earlv to prophesy, the 1923 pennant does not seem tar from the reaeh of Coach Buser's hopefuls. Q OUR TRACK AND TENNIS MANAGERS The l1lHIl2lj.!'6IllCllt of traek. a ditliuult job. has been 1-Hia-in-iltly handled by Marshall Munneeke, It is the mauagrer's ,job to make dates for all meets, to see that the men get there, and take care of all properties connected with the sport. I Tennis is being- inanaged bv Melvin Levy. So far the team has had one out-of-town trip to Shattuck. In addition to arrang'ing' matehes, Levy has had the management of the tournament in whim-h about thirtv or forty as- pirants participated. s1D1mm111c5 ll'l'l swinnning' tea111 YVOII tl1e 19233 eituv t'll2llllIll0IlSlllll for ilCllll'Zll. For the tirst time i11 several years, Central failed to eaptnre tlll' Twi11 City title. lint glory is not ehietiy sitnatetl only i11 vietorv: it is loeatetl in honor, sportsinanslnp and work. nhvllilt ll10LlQl1'E the tielfl he lost: all is not lost. sang Nlilton, Sterlin! l'riee. captain-elect, expresses tl1is tlltlllgfllt i11 l1is Slili70lIlt'llt, Next year! Tl1ere were only two pill'2lI1l1lllllt swi111111ers o11 Tilt' Stllliltl tl1is year, hut ill llshorne, who will he haek next year, T 0lltl'ill will possess a hreast stroke perfornier, who will llllililllllttiillj' he allle to XVlIl il tirst plaee ill any IIIQCY which Ce11tral llllgllt enter. Captain Chappell and Captai11-eleet Priee are, ll1lXYt'YCl', tl1e lllllSi' h1-illiant Rell anrl Black aquatic' stars. There was only one SXVillllllCl' ill tl1e eitv who eonlcl defeat Priee in the forty yarrl flash, anti IIOXT year l1e will he XViill0llt il rival in that eve11t. Price was also a stellar lmertoriner ill tl1e 100 varll flash, and it is a sate 2lSSll1'2llllfP that lltl will win llltllly first i11 that event for tl1e tea111 of 1924. Xext to Clark Barnaele ol' Cretin. flll2i1llll'll was lllll hest high sehool cliver in the state. i'Do11 was also o11e ot' tlllx hest twoetwentlv lllt'1l in tl1e Twin Cities. ln Smith and Parson, C'entra.l was 1'eprese11te1l hy two ol' till' elassiest plinigers in local high schools. Other boys who received letters were l,l'lllS, l4h1rist, liow, Clelland, lllorten, Ahhott, liiel1arcison, and tl1e stntlent lll2lIl2lg.1'0l', hvillltlll Onslow, wl1o will again serve as .stnclent lI12iHE1g.2'P1' next Year. 'During' the season tl1e team won four Ollt ot six mlnal meets and plaeefl fourth i11 the Twin City and third in the state swi111111i11g n1eet. lllGCllHY1lCS was lleteatefl. giving! Central tl1e eity t'll2lllllll0l1Slllll. ll2llllllIl0 was beaten twiee, XVest onee. The llerl and lilaek lost IIIOPTS to 'West ancl Minneapolis CQllfl'ill state Cll2llllpl0HS. Cl'EllTllS A Hoff, Betz, Bethke, Keardon. At the time this article went to press the 1923 team had not been chosen, therefore we a recording the 1922 squad and its achievements,-The Editor. OUR veterans are back to form the nucleus of Centralls 1923 tennis team. They are Robert Bethke, Adolph Betz, Roy Keardon, and Hans Hoff. VVith these four men and two more accepted from among the several likely looking candidates, Central is sure of having a very good team this year. The most important event of the tennis season is the annual Northwestern Inter-scholastic Tennis Tournament. Two years ago when Joe C'hambers and VValter Youngbauer were entered in this meet, Central won first place. Last year the team won fifth place in the tournament. Teams were entered from the high schools of Duluth, Saint Paul, Minneapolis, and Faribault, The two players who were on the squad last year and who have graduated were Captain O'Conner and Quentin Crawford. Last year Central was victorious in four out of five meets. The only defeat was inflicted early in the season when Shattuck defeated our team by a score of 3-0. Saint Paul Academy was defeated twice by scores of 4 to 1 and 3 to 1, Cretin was totally vanquished, losing to the Red and Black by a 4 to 0 score. Not contented with defeating high school teams, the squad met Concordia College in a meet and won 4 to 2. , Record of 1922 Central 4 St. Paul Academy 1 Central 3 St. Paul Academy 1 Central 0 Shattuck 3 Central 4 Concordia College 2 z 5 5 ,E 72 Q III ri w Q F: FQ if 53 m vm az N IE.. E E 4- E. L4 5 8: 41 3 5 d M 3 9 :T 5 ra is . 5 W fi 5 :S bl P3 512 P S N E 2 ri Q e En 5 E 5 Q E d D1 a 9 , 5 .J aa m CTHE GlRLS' ATHLETIC CLUB X 1920 The Hirls' Athletie l'luh was organized hy Sylvia Singher. lsahel Speer, and lluth Besemer. Fifty other athletieally inclined girls ot Cen- tral were made members. The try-outs are held onee a year, and all girls having sophomore eredits are elegihle provided they are sufficiently interested in athletics. As a sehool organization, the Girls' tfluh has groyvn eonsiderahly in the past year. due to the help ot the adviser, Bliss lleyd. who has heen with the club sinee it was organized. The purpose ol' this eluh is to give the girls of Central that are interested in tennis. hasket hall. swimming, and hiking, the opportunity to partake in them. Besides developing their personal interests, the eluh has been of henetit to the sehool. As an annual event they sell Central arm hands and pennants hefore the hig games. As an Athletic eluh. the memhers are interested in the schools eoutests, thus encouraging good healthy sports and arousing sehool spirit. The Y. VV. if. A. is turnishing the best of instruetions in basket hall and swimming. Two days of each week are set aside for this training. The hasket hall Class is held every Monday afternoon and has heeome very popular, he- sides learning the principles, they have inueh fun. At the present time the eluh is endeavoring to reward the memher attend- ing the greatest number of classes of both basket hall and syvimming. This gitt will he given at the end ot' eaeh semester. This term the eluh selected a pin very appropriate for an Athletie eluh. lt is a winged footn with the letters fl. A. C. on it. Many of the eluh's plans await warmer weather, At that time they eau enjoy the out-door sports that everyone is generally interested in, Swimming and tennis lreeomes even more popular in the summer. The eourts at Dunning field are an advantage for Central tennis players. liven though hasehall is considered a game for hoys, the girls enjoy playing it too. Besides this, and prohahly the most important, is the hiking. Last fall the eluh went on many long hikes out near the river hanks. Blarshmalloyv and yviener roasts proved hoth henetieial and enjoyahle. for athletes. like anyone else, eau always eat, The oltieers ot the eluh at the present time are: Ruth XVileken, pi-esidentg Georgia Zdarsky. viee-president: Dorothy Pfeitter, seeretary: Marion Brown, treasurer. C MEN FOOTBALL Frank Glotzhach '20, '21, '22, Kenneth Thcibaud '22, t'laude Jansen '13, '20, '21, '22, llarold Sonnncrs '22. XVillard Falk '20, '21, '22, Arnold Gruber '22, Richard Reardon '20, '21, '22, Capt, -leftcrson Aldrich '22. -lack Miesen '20, '21, '22, Capt, elect, 1Yilliain 11?lllllIl0l'Illl1S1', Mgr 91 Clark Johnson '22, Donald Reardon '22, llenry Mullan '22, Raymond tlcrst '22, Frank Stevens '22, ' BASKETBALL Claude Jansen '19, '20, '21, '22, Philip llultkrans '22, '23. Richard Reardon '22, Raymond iierst '23. llarold Sonuners '22, 23. Frederick Anderegrg' '23, VVillian1 Mason '22, 23. George Sherman, Mgr, '23. BASEBALL Frank Stevens '20, '21, '22, '23. Richard Reardon '22, llarold Somrners '21, '22, '23. YVillard Falk '22, '23. Claude Jansen '22, -lamcs McKendrick '22, '23 Kenneth Theibaud '22, '23, 11711113111 Mason '22, '23. Louis Schaller Mgr. '23, TRACK Mcllillen '22, Albert Bauer, Capt. elect '22 73 Xvynnc Beebe '22, '23. Irving Blangrcr '22, Steve Osborne '22, '23, lloward Sonthcr '20, Capt. P1 Manuel Golden '22, '23. Arnold llrnbcr, '22, Marshall Munneckc Mgr, '23, HOCKEU XVillard Falk '21, '22, Capt. '23. Carl XVilcken '23. Richard Reardon '21, Steve Osborne '23. Kenneth Sansonie '22, '23. l,eo Tilton '23. Jack Miesen '21, '22, '23, Neil Tilton Grant Sandison '22, '23,Capt. elect. Donald Knebel '23, Angus McDonald Mgr. Kenneth Sansoine '22, '23. SIDIMMINQ Clarence Blackwood '21 'Laurence Stafford '22 Durand Smith '21, '22, '23, Bartley Osborne '22, '23. Donald Chappell '21, '22, '23 Capt. Rudolph Low '23. Sterling' Price '22, '23, Capt. elect. Edmund Abbott '23, 'Bud 'Parsons '22, '23. Martin Prins '23. Walton Onslow, Mgr, '23. TENNIS Ifgng Hoff '22, '23, Robert Rethke '22, '23. Adolph Betz '22, '23. Roy Kcarton '22 'Z , H---we A A' ' ' 3 2 kv-J 1 I I X 5 YC PARQDYC OUTLYNC Of OUR HISTURYC Wrytten in ye manners of various and sundry well-known Amerycans Given to ye with our humblest apologies to them Illustrated 171 woodcuts by AICNEA R Published MCMXIII by YE FEA TURB STA FFE Q!,gA.k,,Q5.i: , Ile Pelroqcle Outlqne Cllaptel' I. 0l l' Ulf' 'l'lllC PlilBll'l'lVE lApolog'il-s to l'ltlQ'ill' lliw l3lll'l'ollg'lls.fl l well-if i P ff, Q ,.-.A Q, p mtl i ,,. I .oipenr Q 3 E D211 1 D m U l.-..- W :. 1: l J- ll, - 'ffif -- ,Jlslf l Z llv was llOill'l'V illtiltl XYlll'I1 we pil-liclll llilll llll. lle had llP0ll ill the open llozlt for lll0I1lllS ll0lcUl'C wal sighted llilll. llc had llfttlll without watel' for days. Plllll lll' dill lllli llvllll l'ltt'0Q'lllZl' food XVlll'1l wl- 0t'l'vl'l-d it to llirll. Ile was a X Sl'l'illlQ'O llLZ'lll'0 as lll- told lls his still Sll'illlQ'l'l' tall: lle lay ill a llllllli proppvd l llll witll a pillow, his dllll vylls Ll'lUilllllllg1'llli0t'1l2ilS0lilil't', his A-xLl2lllliS apple holl- lllllg' as lll' Sllllll his j'2ll'll. lll- lllllll lls l'llllll'2Ill'4l all llll'0llQ'll thl- lllgflll' witll his story zlllll awoke us as llll tillisllvd hy asking' lilll' a glass of watvl'. llcl told llS how llc had ll0L'll X lost lll the 'IllllQ'ltlS ot 4hllll'l'll'Zl lol' owl' tolll' years. how lll' lllll,'0llllll'l'Pll a Sll'ZllILl'l' trilw. ol' Iilas as llll 4-allvd it. how llli tillally got away and l2lllllt'l1OLl his Opoll llozlt ill thl- hopl-s ol' l'l'Elt'lllllgj 4-ivilizatillll. lll thv tllllillg' ot his talo llll Si'l'lllt'll to l'lll'0Vl'l' Slllllll ot his Sll'f'llLi'lll. allll thc shipis dol-tor said llll would gilt wvll llllllll'tll2llt'lj'. llll dilld of lUlll'0Sj' Utll'ly tho llllxt lll0l'11lllfI. T have 01lllll2lVlll'l'4l to Sill lYl0XYll a SlllHll part of his tale l flllllli it is tl'llll. as ftll' .Yllll Hlllllillvll it ol' lltll.u The First Dum Dum Council of the Tribe. ll. Tho lll'llllllYill li0l'l'Sl' was as still as llllatll. tho ilOSll'0y0l' witll the sc-ytlle Col' is that Yl'l?llll1'l' 'l'illllll. l'll'0lll llllt dark dopths ot tlltt llligllty jllllgllf? Oalllcl tho howls oi' sal'alg'l- ll0?ISlS, tho llcwp roar ot thv lioll and thv shrill sl-Wallis ol El IlZlllllll'l'. What spot is this llltll lllll lll0llll'S soft lNl2llllS tllllllj' llllllllllltllltl It lllllst llo El ll2lllll'2ll tllll lllitllvlltlllg l'llt'lllS0fl hv lottv tlwls illlll tllllull-ll, lllattcld, l . . . illtvrwovvll. tlflllllll'-l'lllllllll llllill'l'Q'l'0XVlll. Who is this llg1'lll'0 stvaltllllv lllll,lll'illg' tho HVPIIZI! l.tllll0l'll-,l2lYVOfl, yellow- lllfllllfltl, liat-llosozl. pop-1-yoll, llltlllll'-llldlhvllll, tllivk-slcllllvml, hat-called, hull- lll'f'lil'tVl, ox-vllllstclrlz it must be a, man. llc shadvs his oyvs l'l'olll thi- lLllll'l'l' rays lot tho tropillal Sllll as lll' lll'tll'S Ellllllll to soil ilf all is wllll, All lllllst llllvfl llvvll sw. lilll' with El tow high lJllt'llllfl Q-llttvlwlls ho has of Our Historqe filled the small spaee, arena, a111pl1itl1eate1', 01' what X011 will, witl1 f0l'll1S eeri-espe11di11g' to his ewn. lu the middle of tl1e Hlll1JlllillUHiK'l', arena, ete.. may he seen a STIYIIIQIQ earthen lll'lllll Hftllllltl which the strange Wllllllillly squat. The lllllll D11111 tl0llllt'll is i11 full sway, e1'e1'yf111e 1-l1atteri11g' at euee i11 aeeoiiipa11i111e11t to the drum lI1lSll2l11tllCll hy two hrawny males. This. then, lllllSt he the first puhlie a11pea1'a11ee et the great trihe ot 'llNVlIli4Jil11'lU. This fill'-f2ilIlL'fl7 11atio11ally- lfnow, all-talented 'I'1'il1e 01' Klas ol' 'l'wintetl11'ie was nieeting to elmese a king. After lllllvll lllSlJllt0, l111t little tigghting. it was deeided to pick 1111 li,l'l'XYl Y tllel11111ts11o111c11 e with llSl. By this ti111e the 11101111 had risen, and tl1es1111 viee Versa. The rattle of the wootlpeeliei' was tf2ll'l lOil hy the eool night wind tl11'1111g'l1 the woods. The t1'il'1e was llllIlj.l'l'y Hlltl a howl et ag'1'ee1nent met the lllOVGlllPlli1 to 2lll,l0lll'I1, The Klas reached their lllllllt'S i11 time to eat il grrilled xehra apieee llltfllltlllljl' the heots. -Slow--ft,'11r'tain-- Chapter ll. l1lTl'l'l.E DONNIE l'lYitl1 apoligies to Frances ll0dg'se11 l3111'nett Hllkl llittle Lord Fa1111tle1'oyj l l e g? E1 12,1 sk 'Ilia o.I1cm. 9 ,, ' 1 11111 ' it M sa 'Mmiiiu' 1 - I.. nmkgrl-.'-E I 'Emma ,- When ljtllllllt? Knehel first eame te Central he was a llEiIlLlS0lllC, iuanly little fellow with big l11'c1w11 eyes. There was 110tl1i11g1' S0l'I'0XVflll ei timid in thein as there is often ill the eyes ot little fl'9SlllIl0ll heys. They were i1111eee11tly tearless eyes. Ile l1eld l1is ehildish little head 1111, Zlllfl earried him- self with a lmrave air. lt l1ad all l7COIl very new Zlllfl Stl 2lIlQIO and startling' te him, l111t Hllt 2ll'CSiil tthat is what Donnie called l1is mamal had told l1i111 that l1e 11111st expeet new and strange and startling! tl'1i11g's, and that for lllll' sake he 11111st he a llltlll always. H11 lDe1111ie l1ad gene tl11'1111g1'l1 l1is first year llflllilllgl' his little head proixdly Zilltl hravely. Now. l1e was a se11l1o111411 e, lle always spelled the word s0pl1e- lll0l 0 in l1is llllllfl with a eapital US . 21l'tllOllg1'll he had l190Il taught i11 his 111i11i11'111111 l'P1lllll'Ull16I1tS that it was ill00I'l'POT to do so. lt had always seemed lle Paroclqe Outlqne to him that it was a very wonderful thing to be a sophomore. and now he was one. He wondered a little why he was not more excited, somehow it seemed quite natural for him to take his place with the rest. The sophomores had track and basketball teams just as the f1'eSl11116H had had. Donnie liked to watch the boys run. Once, when he was a very little boy with long curls and red stockings on his sturdy little legs, he had won a race from one of the little newsboys on tl1e corner. Ile would have liked to win a big red and black CH for his athletic prowess, but when he took his report card home to 'LDearest- and saw the' proud smile on her face, he thought that A's were better than C's . The sophomores had a debate with the freshmen. Donnie went to hear it. Ile thought itrather wonderful that members of his class could stand on the platform for such a long time, and talk and talk. Ile wondered how they could remember all of it. He decided that he did not like debates as well as movies. The freshmen won. Donnie was very much disappointed. Ile decided not to go to next year's debate. Then the sophomores gave a party! The refreshments were rather dis- appointing. Every body crowded together at the door and received an ice cream sandwich. The music. however, was lovely and jazzy. Donnie asked a girl to dance with him. She was such a nice little girl with big, mischievous eyes, and red cheeks, and roguish dimples. She smiled at Donnie. Her name was Busy Caulfield, and she was the class secretary. Donnie was the vice- president. Then the president, Harvey Garrett, out in and Donnie had to get a new partner. He danced with a little girl whose cheeks were redder even than Busy's.H Her name was Mary Forssell. and strangely enough, she took Donniefs place as vice-president at the next election, while Lloyd Klingman became president and Irma llilgedick secretary. Donnie was glad that he went to the party. He decided that he liked parties very much. He decided, too. that it was quite nice to be a sophomore. Chapter III FREE AIR ON MAIN STREET CXVith apologies to Sinclair Lewisj I Columbus Day. Brown Autumn-brown leaves sift down. A golden sky bestreaked with gray. flarol Kenibed jerked to school in a yellow, vulgar streetear. The mamoth brown school silhouetted against the golden sky-a brown, depressing prison house. Carol shuddered. Electric light brackets, with glass and bulb gone, covered with rust- brown tin cans jammed on by some janitor in brown. Clarol's lip curled in disgust. II A day in brown, ugly rooms in brown, hideous desksg listening to brown- haired pedagogues. of Our Historqe 4l'! ff-1-112.1116 -fx 'f A'-: 'WGS' , 1 1 ,Ai 1 E Dream '11 Wi? '-H Q 1 X - f E 1 IL f A vluss ollrction. l'z11'11l wv11T. Possilmly slul miglit be tllt'l'il'4l. SHE wuulml l1:1vc: l11lllll'I1l'0. She lVlllllfl 1'1111104lel tlu- svlloul. 111-1'l1z1ps lll il Q.l'll'ElllllllQ Whifc lJ111'i1- R1-11z1issf111r'11 Yisiwiis ul' z1l11111s 1l191'ic 1-lass 1'oo111s i11 Yiulvl :1111l rvcl: tPz1c'l1c-1's i11 floiviiig l'll'll l rolwe. A11s1l111ti1-ist sliulyiiig' Xiwfzsvlimn Sl'll1lI1VI1llilll6l'. :1111l llllllClil'l'. i :111- 1li1la l'l'Illili'lllg1' S1'0tTisl1 l'l1i1-fs. llflllilltl liou'1'11's was vlc-1-tml l1I'llSlllPlll, El l11'11w11 liairml lmoy i11 l11'11w11 suit. Carol sl1111l1l1-1-od- III -lllllllll' 11l11sspz11'Ty. T11 H10 Q'j'llll1HSll1lll. l1I'11XVI1. ugly. Girls z111fl lmys. seeiuiiig t'll1'C1'fl1l i11 llwir lgL'1l0l'kl11l'K', Tlmir 1111se0i11g' cyosg rapt i11 tlm lillllil e111l11':100 of 2111 ugly claiiw to liinlvous 11111sic', l'11sa1Tisl'yi11g, plelwiziii iw'-111-93111 SEl11llXVl4'll0S- l'z11'11l's zulstlultic soul 1-1-vollvrl. Sllv Sllll1l4l0I't'll4- IV. -l. S. lJ11ln1'f11. f':11'ol mlifl 1101 go. S111111-111111 lulcl l1c11' lluf -l1111i01's wuu. Slui was C0l1l fu Tlieii' 1111ll111siz1s111s. Slio lllilflltlll polilics. Sllllltlllllll 'fold l1111', ll1w1'1. Hiuitli, mul Vfolll' 4l11l1z111-ml. Slw wus vulml T11 their 1111ll111siz1s111s. lVl1y 1li1l lwulmlv 1'z1is1 suvli El fuss m'111' 1lQl1al11s7 V. AX1lllllll'l' l'lQl ll0H+ .X llflllililllll l1lz11'li l1:111'1-11 y1111Tl1f111'1s11l11111I Black l1z1i1'-l'z11'ol xiglilwl willi relivf. VI. lil-l'l'l'X'1'S1'l'lllf l'i2lll4H1llS Q11-1111 Allll x'i11l1 f mul l1l111--- S111-11i11u' wviil Ill. i2llllEll'2ll'li, l'z1s'1cl sluulmw i11 wisps ul! rlwssvs, smiilvwr Ue Paroclqe Outlqne sharles of Sll'2llLl'llf. lithe lalls. f'2ll'0l T'fn'g10T lmrewn walls and Tireslnne rece-pf Tion in hei' irlealisT fancy- Ell'l'l'Y1'S4'l'lll'- lgZlll01lllSfQl'l'4'l'I1 Anil violet anfl hlue- llrnnk with fanTasy. VIIHITTOI' IV THE LAST l,Al'Ul1 VlIlTl'E'S lilCW,XlilJ r'XYiTl1 apwlogil s To STephen l.eaem'k.l in if Q-'J-'-S'-if-sm.. mgw lm all lim' E-?-'siiiiiiwfffffylff Q T ,i . T EWRE!:lMl!.niQTM 3 I ' yy-0' ' : 2 it 501145 3 i'- . 1 gwvff' ' V 'Z'-- ii n ite: S i intl, ' ' .-,1lf!LXfiili'lIIIljN. Q 31' I Q-. F all is . Y E ill Unlnv enee. I lielieve. has There heen an event g1'GZlf0l' Than The 01'Q'y eele- hi'aTing' The Coronation of The Sheik of Sliakopee. This eXeepTi0n, genTle reader. as you have undouhteclllv mlevineml. was The senior elass election. Don Knehel was P1'QSll,llllgl'. This I 1'l?1l10111lN'I', heeanse aT the Tiine. T notieecl The viee-pi'esiclenT, seafeml among The rahhle, After ruining several Qavels. The presiflent managell Tu qnieT The niulTiTu4le To The innsieal clin of :I hniler faefory. X1nninaTiuns were eallecl for. anml in The sTainpe:le ThaT Ynllowell. seven- Teen lives weve l0sT. ,XfTe1' f-mnparafive quiet was i'esToi'erl. iT was nofieeml hy a wise ineinhei' ul' The T-lass ThaT varinns people hall heen elel-Teil! The lisf nl' aef-imlenTs was as llnllnwsz Hevnehls Hnver. presillentz Mai'- gaiw-T Sullivan. viee-presillenfg Klargaret Knapp. seei'eTai'.v: lIa1'1'iet Allen. f1'OHSlll'Pl'1 lilovil Klingnian anal Iflvelvn Marshall, linanee e0n1iniTTee. The eleetion linisherl, ancl, as an amlflefl lloiier. The 1n'esi1lenT was given SOIIHS enlngies lm1vTln- nieinhers nf The elass. Already The elass was heemiaiiig' ilrowsv. sn. hv ag'i'eeinenT. The f-lass liegan iTs hihei'naTien nnTil The flllllllfj' Fair. The l'nnnT,v Fair. T reineinlmei' pnsiTively. was helil on l'lI'l1l?U'. Deeeinliei' 15, ln ln1T a lll0llll'11'f I ean Tell .von even The plaee. of Our Historqe tl have, as you probably figured out, taken the Roth Memory Coursej Yes, it was the gyninasiuni. Never, if ever, has there been sueh a complete collection of nature's phenomena. First and foremost on the list was Spidora, the bodyless wonder. Prince Tiny and his tiny sister were there. Also, the Spirit Man, tho' most people didn't see him. Present too were lloopla, that game where you never win, the fat man, the skinny man, and, last but not least, the ottonian. Then, there was dancing. Clllusie by the Central Silk Slixj Indisputably so monstrous a fraud has never before been perpetrated upon the publieg three eouples were found to be hiding' between dances in Spidora's reHfl0ZV011S, thus defrauding' the senior elass of a sum of money. There was little or no boisterous conduct, few people inbibing' the lemonade to such an extent as to intoxieate themselves. All told, the senior class realized about two hundred dollars. After a much needed rest, the elass deeided that they were expeeted to do one more thing' before being' released from confinement. So they conjured up a contest, offered a east-iron soup ealdron for the least worst performance, and Called it the Senior Jubilee. CXo one knows why: not even Anna Eva Fayl. All the active elubs inanagred to plaee in the preliminaries, but finally the Contest sinimered down to the Juntil. Fine Arts, The Latin Club, a11d the Boys' Glee Flub. Due to the persuasiveness of the manager, Allan Kennedy, quite a erowd was inviegled to the agony. The Boys' tllee Club won, but this was due to the hit that the boys made with the fair CU sex, plus the faet that Uobba Rogers collected the votes. The Junto won seeond prize. Both as a. sort of apology for the hoax, and also to show their talent, the Drainatie Club gave a lifelike interpretation of the play ealled The Turtle Dove. This was greatly enjoyed by both the audienee and Bob Sands. After the play, Reynolds tluyer read a speeeh and awarded the prizes. lle eapped the climax by announcing that the thing' would probably be made an annual atfair. Anyway, he gave us fair warning, After the Senior Jublilee, the elass turned its attention to the year book, which the senior class puts out eaeh year. XVith the two hundred dollars in the treasury, plus a surplus from last year. the Senior Annual Statt, with Cyrus Borg at its head, ought to put out a Senior Annual which will provide for the freshman and faculty better reading' than Hllrave Bobl' or How to Plaster your VValls. ,....-J , Ji f 900 K i u L 4 OO -I Ye I Unoou one I one me UQXU 'az sl: f is ,Q P Ample Ugg not! UBRH W HUG CUC? U G QQ- -.. ,UJ I f DEQ Qf'ixXGGl1 C QUE il A AEC rx i f ba-vQ1l.ie I Z-3 '- ' i '- I -'-' '-'- erin' :J Ls QQ 0 ritat it 1 1 s me fr 1.,. , ,A,. , - ., -1 ' - 1 U - September September September September Sleptember September September September September September September September September September Sieptember October 2 October 3 October 4 October 5 October 6 October 11 October 12 October 13 October 16 October 17 October 18 12 SCETIARIO OF OUR HEAR ...The street-ear e0nduetor's worst nine months begin. Bells warmed up- The Htravellersi' and those who slept, begin to arrive- ...,Alu1nni impede front hall traffic, still in evidence- Still impossible to navigate in front hall or otiicef- Those Lorelei-Peg and XYanda- It's funny, how all these manly looking ehaps conduct themselves as if crippled-lt seems football practice has started- . . . . Navigation improving- . . . 4'Times assembly-Klingman 's debut- ....Busy Caulfield begins furiously searching for wedding notices for alumni news- YVe sleep as today is Saturday- . . . . Third 7-day-era begins- 'llhe day before we should have an assembly. ..,The day we should, but we don 't. . . , Lluyer obtains Senior Pilotship-4'The finance eom- mittee is empowered to investigate the matter of hav- ing a Greek lecturer come to C'entral. .... Mr. Miller precedes a hike. V Boy's tilee t'lub musses up lleom 8-1 and ealls it Mini- tiations - Urainatie Flub meets-presideney wished on Bob again. NVe have an asseinbly-Mr. Marshall gives his annual address. . . . 'l'hursday-Roast beef- ....l3laek and lied plow thru llumltoldt for thirty-eight points- . . . . Orchestra plays in assembly- ....Fine Arts' list out-'l'rat'iie blocked-The tear-ln-rs for- 'ret their dignity and duties in the ecstasy ot' youth. Q'l'hat for you. Leolj ...Hllellol Day -Anyway, quite a few wore tags. ...-lunto tryouts- . . . Senior tests and wailings, ,,,'4Androeles and the Lion assembly-lrlssenhohn, you beast! October October October October October October October October scEnA121o or our 111311112 19 .... EXPIISU us. please, we lliltl a l1NilllHC'l1G all clay- 20 .. 21 .. 24... -I1111to l'ow-wow-Fire drill. Sat! 11l4l.x'. 44 ' . 1,1 . 25 .. llIld,,Illfll'V l11vali4l plays to ye lilllglllllg' 1-1'11wcl1 26 .. 27 .. 28... Stage l'0l'l'U cloeto1's 1111 stage tor the HIIlV2lllll.H X tll'2lll0llfXYP Wash XYlllIl0XVS. St tlllblltl 51211110 lvlll'1llIl2ll'lllt' Momlay. October 31 .. .. llalluwm- 1-11el2a111 foils st11pe111l1111s party. November 2 ,... l ootl1aIl zlssn-111lmly-S1111lw clauce- ' X. . ' '1 l gm W av' f 7 A 6 . V , --,, tb!-Al l 1 9 A S , , X 1 1 - . 0 O Xl eo 'iq 1 1' 11 1 1 L7 X lt I em November 3... . . . . November 6 . November 8 November 9 November 10 November 14 November 15 November 16 November 17 November 18 November 20 November 21 November 22 November 23 November 24 November 27 November 28 November 29 November 30 .... Mo Ml 111-'L ....Ax Fmntlmll Qkllllt' with BlPl'll?lIlll'S. lJ1'a111ati1' Club trials-As llilllllltl- once re111a1'k1-rl, Oh l1o1'1'il1lo, most ll0I'1'llllltSt.7 rc- trials, lI1 more ways than Oue- Aml ya-t some more! lJl'tllll2ll'l4' I lmlges almost pass out-'l'l1e last trial! 'lub list out- liuok W1-ek 2lSSPIlll1ly-lI'llE1ll0fl C'1'ar1e stalks 011 t1':1l s s1lve1'sl1eet Still clue- Still tllI0--- lli11rl11 -Xvurlml work clue- l3ovi11es l,2lSll'.V Cllll1'?lllllllSl' lmrealis 11pvStm-ki11g 111 s i'2ll'I1l'llll'l Innes Il0lllltlS nails aufl llIlg'l'I'S and i111ag'i11es I11-N 1 SSltIlllll-V'lgUI'Q'.S blast ot l1I't'HTll blows out bin' lu I0 l7Elt'li-Sfilgjlt. Footlwall lgill1flll0l-Tlll'lil'j' toppml with a s1we1'l1 ln AElllS0!lf 'l'l1ose who have recllpcwatwl 111111111 to Sc-l1ool, llPllt'2ll'S2ll tm' 'l'l1a11lcsQivi11g' ,Xss1-111lml5'- .. .. .,.. lqYlxl'X'lbH1lY eats-- 'l'l1:111lisg'iV111H' sleeps 'Sltlllllljf l'111'it111 T2llllKtIlll!, i December 4 December 5 December 6 .... . . . December 11 December 12 December 14 December 15 December 16 December 17 December 19 December 20 December 21 December 22 SCEUARIO OF OUR HEAR Snow and colder. Slightly frigid i11 the temperate zone. Portinanteau Players present The l3at f'l'he piece is said to How from the versatile pa-n ot' Cliarles Shake- speare Guyer. Report cards make appearan1-es-l'retty color schemes. Battle royal. A dance was held in the gym. Seniors big County Fair. Spidora draws mammoth crowds. Mop magnates movement. Absent list grows. Absent list grows some more. Absent list-octavo-bound in Bl,0l'0f'C0-tlll 06 vol- umes. Christmas assembly. Christmas vacation. D59 -EZ.. 6' Q59 lg iffy -D x V 1 V 5-fl Q3 ,a 'Ts was 6 -VL? S Q W L '- . rf' Q t is - fs. vim 5: .3 -n January 3, 1923 . ..... Return of the prodigals with ties of many colors. January 5 ...... .... B ob ride. January 6 Price and -lones try to bring' llirnznn wood to Central. January 9 ,,,, Dance and Basket-ball game. January 10 ,,,, Latin assembly- lit tu l'yrz1nn-, January 11 .... Sophomore CD Party. January 15 .... . . ..Pink Monday. January 16 .. .. .... YVorld Times HV21l1ll0Vlll0H Burbank proves sensation as inaQ'i0ian4NVhoops Florence! January 17 .....,,,,, Last day of the termAHllow time does Hy! January 18 13 Examinations CNothing1 funny about themj. January 29 ,,,,, , , , New term-here we refrain from the am-ustoined mae January 30 lieious digs at the f10XVl'0llll'l'S. The other Hl3earsl:in Hunter back. SCEHARIO OF OUR HEAR X HKU EI I - .1 r K gn WK .flu ll L . .nl lllll 'Il' QE-Q gig - EL - 1 A A ' Q - Q M im! 52 'IW nklllglik February 1. .......... Babies Will play with zi big' lmss violin, Sll2lIlllOl1 . February 2 .. .. .... fl0llil'2ll m.le'l'cz1ts .luliuson in Bzlskeflmll guuie. February 5 . . . . . . February 7 U-iitrzil cops limfkey QIEIIIIC frmii llunilmoldt. 'February 8 ,.,, 'Slci-l'-Blzil1. ' A lilllgll on every pzigef February 9 ,.,, lizlskeflmall grziiiw. i'vntr'z1l 29, llumliolmlt 3. February 12 , H , H l.ii1Q0li1's lll1'illtl2lj'. February 13 .. .. ... February 15 .H ...Ain almost wllamity for the NVoi'lrls. February 19 H 1 A r u U Sm-anlali. our Orioiifzll explorer, goes on ai triziiigle lil February 20 ,, ,, , U Wlmf we want to say for Today would lw wiisorvil so let it go at thai.- February 21 , , , ,,.. Cliink 'llliespiaiis IJQFICOPIII for sociely- February 22 1 H ',.. iYil101'Q'll XXYilSl1l11Q'l70I1'S liirlliday. February 23 ..,, C. ll. S. qlliut loses To Juliiisoii-Hinge l'oi'vv lmamlll S at ll3lit'l'Y-lllilllll as follows: . NVZIAEGI' A11l'l0llt mike Pink Ice Crvziiu Hgilllllllllll S2llIXVlf'llll Discfussiuii Oli Orpheum Bill One llerslioy lieu' Om- Uma Cold lli'a1wl'i9s Alumiii voiiventioii all 4A-luliilvv --lunfo wins c- .4 2 x 1 Y r Hruzi Glass of XVEITGI' 1 lno l lull ualkx oil' with Tlii- 'ilmig' g'l'OlJll.l. F9bI'H3f1'y 26 ---- ---- l Szivk to flie lllllll4ll'lllll.-YUSll February 27 .... .... F Jloe Clulis sfarf relivzirsfils. February 28 .... .... 'l 'liirfl siml fmirfli pei'fo1'iimi10vs of 'l'li0 'Fiirtle Dove 1 March ------ ---- S wvef 4-sseiivv 0lrSll11Slll11l'. Msircli viitvrs like si lair March 2 .... iXl2ll'Cll Sffirfs fo gn mil like- a limi. March 3 .... D, V. l':1rt,v. MHTCII 6 .. Sivarly, stvzimly. still. Stillfn First OI'Ll'E111lX2lllUll hires. March 7 .... NVQ- all grill an ilivifzifimi to rlim- in New York, March 8 .... flzivszii' movie. ns up l Ill! March March March March March March March March March March March April 24 2 April 3 April 7 April April 9 10 April 11 April April April 12 13 15 SCEl'lJlRlO OF OUR HEAR lS1l-T he lizimlsomeT -Senior pi1'tul'L's make zxppezir- zmees. ' ., , , Smiiehmly with 2111 eye lm' eoloi' steals 0lll'1'01D0l'l 4f?ll'fl. Nlzireli still guiiig' out like a lion. Ailuuzll Fezltlires clue-staiiu plays hide :incl seek with lflmlitm' liorw' Worlml flrawings flllll-'-'lClllllIlQ1'S starts to llraw frontis- 1llUCt'5l,Ell'tltl0 oi' the llllll S1blfllGl'S-.4Yl'I'SillllU Jain-li proves skill as El lll'lll11llllll'. . .. . Teclnly talks to feiiiiniiie l.'e11tl'al-lt'll make at iuiglity fine iimttress S'0lll0 clay! Klan-ll gets more and inure liouish, . .. .... vllllll01'-S9Ill4ll', :mil l:l'0Sl1lllElIl-'S0llllOllIl1l'll Dehzltes in nssemlxly. , , . . . llzly licfure the XVll1klSl0l'111- ,.. , .HxVlll1lllllllS of llollzimlu turn. .... liastei' V?li'2lli01l. that time that ew-ryoiie plains to 1l0 so mueli :mil rloes so little. .. lfeatures still lam-ki11,fr. lrrespoiisihle youths almost lose self 1-mitrul at Or- plieum. ...'l'he Owls that diefl are i'es11i'i'eete4l in Uzikview Apts. .. lie1l 'Letter Day iii Pl gmail mzmy peuple's lives - Report eartls appear. . . .. . . . Spring' 1-oats appeal 1' with 1'llllll'lllllg1 spring: .... .. . Volunteer Stage t'm'ee i-epr'0ve4l- .. 5'pi'iiig' zirrivesf .... Friday, the thirteenth 3 This goes tu press tmnmwww. so farewell. triemls. YVI1 have lahoretl tliligeiitly, pains-takingly, carefully, and lmpefully so that iii the days to eume you may turn these yellowetl pzigfes revereiitly, while eaivh aged sheet may luring' up myriacl visions of these zililiost-forgot- ten joyous flnys. Yes? A I FREN Hg 4 U g 4. A ,ix O '--'A-,il 0 fgfxft Q 1- l tv ' e X lg 2 A 11114 Alfie MQ.. 4 The EARTH 521-111-1223 Ei it P Sh0velft1lN0.YXIVXX if f Y Y Y Y St. l5aulMinr1. QUESTION OF DELEGATE T0 N CONGRESS ALL SERENE. KING TUT HITS RADIO CONFERENCE DIFFICULT , --- 1 1 FASHION DESIGNERS ,-- ilillllflllllll Rim-s in l'uint of lljalmzlr Hlhve and Fred Rivkk Urtler. llouse l'lll't'l'N. Alnlern-gg st-Q-lu to ln' the ---i Only Possilnilitie-N: 0,1105- lion llur1I to Solvv. As tht- tirnt- for tht- 1111-1111- 11tn't:111t C-lt-1'tit1n txt' dt-luyfzttex tn tht- Nzttitrnztl llfllli-l'I't-'11C't' of llutliti Fans 11011111111-lies. 1-K- t-itenit-nt 1'11llS high ztnitnig thc sinall numhtzt' of fans in the-' t'tJL11lll'Y- 111 this -11t11'tit'11la1' 1111-zility, littwt-ve-1'. 1t hats by this tiinf- 2lD'D21l't'IltiY htfctnne tt 1,ll'2lYV he-twet-n lljalinar Iltwvei bllltl l'l1't'1l llit-li .Xl11lt'l'Qg'g. After l111u1's of ?.'l'1l0lilllg tttiestioning' hy tht- t-yet' Viyzt- citius l'l'DOl'l6l', llztvht-1 l'E'lit'll1 ll Il't1I'IltA114fl1l1lS se-t'1'et was 11t- erally wortnt-tl nut ul' Mr. Aiitlt-Vefsqg. 1111-1-ttgli tht- l't'DtJ1'f' t-1 s 1'hz1t'n1s. 'l'his faint is stunt-tl1'i11g' whit-h 1':111it1 fztns tit' the past ztutl the m'eS1-nt, ztntl tht- future- ttht- t'll21l11'E'S t11'e it will ht- n111st1y those- 111 tht- pttsti will tt-nt1P1'ly 1111- p1'et'iz1t1-, 'l'ht- sum and Suh- stttnt-tf ttf it 1111 is hast-tl on the tliflit-tilt 1tI't tif Ctittei:-1111. Mr, A111191-1-gg tlt'1'iilI'9S that 1111 1't1t1i11 fans sh11111t1 U?-'I'Ul1Wl their outlits 111 Z1 1':1t1iz1t01' in tht- winter- ttntl voiisettlleiitly kt-up wztrni. '1'h1- rt-st tif the st-1-rt-t is thztt in tht- suinniei' they shnultl ztlwuys rt-nit-nihci' that tht-y :11't- rt-:11 :intl ll'l1lY rtttlity fgttts, ily 1'1ll11'1'I1Il'2i.Lll1Qf tin the l42ll'l thxtt they att- tttns s11f'11t-it-ntly, tht-5' will ntttttr- ztlly kt-on 1-11111, This pt-t-ss has tztkt-n tht- t1'1v11h1t- to ll1ll1l'YlE'XX' st-yt-ral i1ll1llllill'lt'S in tht- fit-111 U11 whit-h this :11'tit-1t- is written tntw, it is11't11111111i11:,'b. Miss ll, XYll'Q,'llTi2l Stt-t-s 119- 1-lztrt-11. with l:11'g'te 111111 glut'- ing' hrtywn e-yt-s. tltztt she 111- yrgtyg hgttl het-n lllltitl' tht- ini- prcssion that Mr. Aiitlelmfgg-1' wats tulhttlilt- tif niztkiiig' just sttt-h tl git-at tlist-1t1su1't-. On tht- tttht-1' ltztntl thcsitles the 11111111 1.111-li 1'lllS,'P wt- ll11V4' the vt-1'y tie-t-itlt-11 11111111011 of M11 Ifztrivy, XYQ- :11't- nut tjtuitt- S1I1'l' wlit-1116-1' 111- is 1'z1lle11 1't-tt-r tn' 111-11. hut ztftt-1' this iiitt-1'x'it-xv, wt- htlyt- 1'1-Q11-11011 1116 L'4llI1'i1lSl1ll1 thztt pt-rlittps the hitter is 1-t11'1'1et't, Mr. l-'ui-it-y 111-t'1z11't-s that his in- it-rt-st in Mr. Iltxyt- :ts tht- t-z1nt1i11:1te lit-s in at. 1'Cl'll1ll1 lust-11111111111 tis tti tht- 1-111'1'ct-t 'I1l'1l1lH1IllK'l211lI1ll til' ll-J-A 11-M- .X-li, llt- l1:1s1-1Jn1t- tti tht-1-t1n- v-lttsit-n that if lltwe shttultl he t-lt-t-te-tl. tht- fat-I, that ht- wtwn wtvultl, 1111 tltruht. ht- 2111- l11Jlll11't'1l 111111. 1-mist-11111-11tly.tl1t- 111-11ntmunt-izttitvn 1l-.l-.X-I.-Bl-A- ll t-1111111 lat- ht-111't1, lt st-t-ins thztt hi-T, liylt-i l'1't1wnt-ll has tht- i111-11 txt' i't1y turing' M12 Htvvt- lJ4'1'Zl1lSt' ht-1 plays tht- t-1111-1111-t. ,,,'XlbllE'1' Bjork is in fztvtn' tit' I-'1't-11 liit'k 1X1111t-Vega' ht-1-aiust-1 ht- has lltlllllllg' tts 110 with :1 t'lt1l'l11t'1. Theiw- will. 11111-:11'1-ntly. ht- 21 l11't1'tl st1'1lL:'i:'i1- l1t-ft1I't- :1 1l1-lt-- pztitt- is st-t't11't-11. XY:1sl1i11s't1'm11. 111-t-. 23. .X,111it1 1111111 t-lit-t-rs 111111 tl shtiwt-t' of t'l11'ist111t1s 'lll't't' fD1'1l2i11l9IllH. tftmg'1't-ss111:111 Vtmk was shut ht-twt-t-n tht- lingt-Vs hy lit-D. Ptvstlt-Wztitt-, with 21, ll-li gun anti tntrrtally injure-tl, lit-11. Ptfstlt-Wztitv wus niowinpt' the XYhitt- Htmust- lttwn, when, it is wliisnt-1-t-11, l'ID!l2'i'9SSl1l2lIl Votik, who hats ht-1-n latt-ly ltntiort-tl with t11t- ti-1-yett-11 titlt- 1-f The Plzttittitiinou:-a l'lt-11ipote11tia1'y ttn llttstings. 111't1x't- 1111 in his Illilg'lllilt't'llI 191123 nmtlt-l t'ht-y- rule-t, llvllt-Il Nook I'i1'st Qqztily ztske-11 hini il' ht- was working hztrtl, Postlc-Waite 1111-1'1-1yt1r11p- pt-11 at 111t1t1:11 in iltl1Jl'i4S gastiline tztnk. llvillall Funk 1'1-'ILIVIN-ll. still i11 tmt- pit-ct-. he tlSkL'1l hint. if ht- hzttl il 2'liOll time :tt tht- tlitllbt' lust night. Tht- rt-- sult hats het-n ttsltl. Lloyd Kliiigniztn. NVl1t-11 intt-1'- vit-W1-tl tin the stthjt-1-i. is ttutiit- etl as sziyinpr, bl think tht- 1.t-ttfsqttte uf Nations is 21 tint- thing. l10l'2ll1 Mt-Imnie-111. st-it-ntist, Elztint- Uht-rg, St'1'l'L'l2ll'B' tO Mt11'jtn'it- fJ1'i'. pvc-sitle-nt tif the LJVI' Vo., tit-:lit-I's in 11v1't-hitls, :intl l1I11w:11't1 Pyrztnit- Mt-Atlttni, ilt'lOl'. all stty that tht-y think, 'lt will ht- tt tint- thing' l'111' Antrkzt f'1ll1lllX, COME ROVER, ROVER! HERE ROVER! Sit-li U03' Set-ks Lost l't-I: H us lit-el Fhun' ling. lf lit1x't-1 ' 1-1111111 l'1'?l1i this ht- wtvultl lost- 1111 tinite i11 1-1-- I111'lTi1lg'l1l the illllllt' 110 lllgillr- pt-:11't-11 t'1't1n1 Suntltty, lint 'All4lYl'l ' is at h1'tv1x'11 l't'1x tt-1'- 1'it-1' of that SI!t'1'l1'S known us 'tI.z1n 111vg's . sh stnne tint- who rt-tttls this will httvt- to t-ntt-1'- DV1-t it 111 I1in1. T1'ixit- is ltist 111111 little lltrhlnt lltqprt-rs, tum- 181 has t'1'i1-11 1111111-st t-tsntinuttlly sint-Q Nc1'11 tlisztppt-:11't-tl tin Satur- 11:1y. Littlg 1111111111 has t1Wnt-11 Milt-1!4 V sint't- ht- was at tutmvy. Ii1ll'1Y-St'Yt'll yt-111' 11311, Little 110111--:1 hats ht-t-n ill tht- 1:1st tt-W thtys with at slight ttttztt-lc ul' lt-nrosy illltl misst-s htiilvlitbn L:'1'tJ11tly, l':l'l1l1H wt-ighs 1107 ptvuntls is six 1'tet-t tz111, hats at yt-1'y hlunt ptsintt-tl niuzzlt-, Zllltl it thit'k l't'1l 1'tJ:1t, with :tn 1113- t-tuilt-11 httshy t:1i1, i'llll1lt'1'1 t-l1-:1st- l'0f1lI'1l 111 ITNII lglehurt Strt-t-t. for trilliiig 1't-wttrtl, fI'e1'HU!1 whtu ttmk it is lint-wn,l A11 11ni11t-ntitit-11 i'1't-slitnttn 1-timniittt-11 s11i1-i11t- t-2ll'ly ttutlzty hx' ztsking' lflve-1-1-tt iYit'N1'il1' what htty tin tht- stusqt- ftn-t-t- wtn-kt-tl tht- ll2ll'tlt'SI, 'I'his wats '1 S1lIl1't-1116 1-xuniple 111' ftitrl- I1:11'tl1nt-ss :1nt1 1g'11t11':1ut'1-, 1 The tthtrvt- 111111191 fI1tlSt'4l 111' Blztry 1-'it-kfortll st-ents st1't1ng't-- ly l'Q111illlS1't'I1T of gtmtl 11111 King Tut 211111 l11XStlt' EM'5'l1I 'l'ht- 1121111111-1's anti h1'trt-a111- W1-re t-xt-1-tilt-11 with niinutt- tie-t:1i1 in designs whit-h wart- 11i1'1-Ctly tttipit-11 l'l'U1ll 'I'ut's Ttrmh. The nitvtiel is not un- t1tt1'111-1ti1y1- ht-1'st-11' 111111 st-ts oft' pt-rft-t-tly tht- stunning. iltvwing' lint-s. 111111 tht- ex1't-pt- itinztl use- the 1it-Slifllt-1' hats lll214lQ tif tht- typit-111 ligylitiztn 1-tmltmrsi Yitilt-t :intl ztlztzztrin l'tll'lllllIQ, The 1111116-1'i111s 111-1- t'llllli illllZ1 lll'411'2lIl9 tivt-1' ling'- lish twet-tl, lint-tl with intnikt--1' fur, l I11N'I'R.Kl1 S'l'l'lDl'1N'l'S JOIN Tl-lltl MEN kliltlllllgl l'I1l B. Good Xlork AIN-:uly lft'f.fllll. ,Xltl111t1gl1 suhjt-1'tt-tl tti tt fsqrt-:tt tle-111 111' tt-using' hy tht-ix' lvl'it'1l1lS, the 111-XV ilk-!lll':il Iligh Hlt'll1lDt'l'S ol' the M1-n:1::e-1'it- Vluh Zllit' alstv il'l't'ElIlY t'l1X'it-tl. Tht- tinly l't'1llllSltt' for an illi- plivitnt tty the t-luh is tti tswi, an l1l1i4'l1t' 111-t. Uhtin 2l,1ll7ill'11- tion. they 21l't'p1llLtr11 the wttit- ing' list 111 he twinsitlt-1't-11 hx' tht- nit-inht-1'sl1in L'Hll1lll'iflt't' XYillt'il 1'11nsists nt l,lt'411'L1l?1 C1':1wl'tn'111 Irvinpr ill2lllQ'9l'. Vir- ginia l'lUl'1ly,'21llti XYilttm Zllllll 1'1111't-11t-t- Stxuktth 121111 lltw- in: Iitwatlwtty. I1l'6'!4iIiit1ll. tit' the t'l11il. has sttitl thztt tl11-nt11't11ist- 111' tht- t-11111 is tn i-1l1'ii1Q1' the t.t1nl 11111-11 1111 l'z1u't- lr WEATHER FORECAST Possible rain in California Cyclone 9 4 8 r I h ,Probabifgclrange .in temperature. or not in southern Minnesota. Yesterday Y Price S 1.69 MURDER MYSTERY MYSTIF IES ! Saint Paul Police Fail to Find Murder, Murderer, Murdered. -Witnesses 'l'estify- The Police Force under Chief Essenholm fails to find any trace of the murder at noon today, Thomas Finnell, 1642 Port land Avenue, called Police Headquarters and said he had killed Milton Fleu two weeks ago. Fleu today, in a secret conference with our Society Reporter, Busy Caultield, fully denied the report and said that he had spent most of the night before iJ6L'0l'3.I'l0l'l Day in bed. The police, however, were not convinced and are still searching for Finnell who is said to have gone to work Several witnesses under a grilling quiz by Judge Gerald Bond, are said to have ad- mitted the following testi- mony. About two-weeks ago I saw a taxi with the shades down, go by our house. I thought this was very sus- piciousf' said Mary Forsell, 3024 University Avenue, a near neighbor of Mr. Finnell. I noticed that I had a sing- ing in my ear, which 1-S a sign that somebody is dying, -the other day, said .left Aldrich. John Tierney, Daniel Crego, and Robert Cx-onon testified that as they were entering the 10 Cent Store, they saw a man in a slouch hat and some- one hollered, Hans Hoff, or oi'l1 knock ye down. ye bloom- in' blighterf' They thought this showed that the man in the slouch hat was the murderer. Detective Joe Shannon in- vestigating the case gives several convincing reasons and clues for the possible killing as follows: 1. Blood was found on Fleu's handkerchief two weeks be- fore the murder date. fIVhen Leslie Chapman suggested might have been the a nose bleed he was that this result of promptly put in his proper placej 2, Fleu has long black bob- bred hair and is addicted to singing. 3. Vifallace Janssen was seen reciting poetry to the victim 3 miontlhs before tihe celebra- tion. CTihis is held a possible motive for suicide? Alice Merth does not look German. even if she does deal in marks, Esther Villaumie really should have been able to put more voice into her rendering of the poem she gave in ex- pression. because it was writ- ten by Noyes. SENSATIONAL PLOT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED TODAY Judge Finally Frm-es Prominent xxvl,lll?l1 in Divorce Case: Lvlunuful-tin'vr 'fo lie Tried Tomorrow. An extremely odd case was tried this morning in the Court of Appeals by .Iudgc Arthur Goldberg. It concerns the gruesome case against the fashionable society matron, Mrs. l-Jdwin French. who tor- merly lived at 2 Liquid XYay. The professional reporter tMiss Lucille Fancheri, hired by the Earth gives Mrs. l4I'Q'l'l'l'il iS own confession of the case, taken verbatim. Her face was quite blank when she mounted the plat- form: this lack of emotion is not at all surprising consid- ering the brazenness of the foul deed. lt was in February, and outside the winds yowled: it was cold, Ed had for- gotten to light the furnace after it went out. Shadows crept up and down the walls of our cute little kitchenette: all was still, except for the loud crackling of the tire in the fireplace, the canary sing- ing merrily in the sun-parlor, and lid playing Dardenella on the phonograph, My mind seemed to race about in this weird solitude and view slimy greenish. slippery little eels and great bony, clawy, blood- thirsty monsters. I was mixing my usual aft- er-dinner instant postum, and Ed's pot of beloved, murky black coffee. Somehow or other, l felt quite wild. VVhen I reached into the coffee-bin what should my excited hand draw forth but a, tiny, cloddy sack! Dorothy Harris had given it to me that afternoon: .lust al teaspoon of this dis- solved in his coffee, she had declared with over-casting ibrow, will free you forever from that accursed toil, which is slowly killing you. and all because of him. Use this Free yourself from the swal- lowing mania of that demon These words clanged con- stantly in my cluttered mind that evening. Then I Ca dee' breath accompanied by mo- 'nentary closing of the eyesl measured out a teaspoonful of that dry, hateful powder that was in the cloddy brown bag. My hand shook so. when l shoved it towards the cup, 'hat only half of it fell in. Fllowly it sank to the bottom, Vfl l shuddered. Trying to look quite inno- cent, l took the two cups into tim parlor where Edwin was sitting on the davenport, gaz- ing listlessly into the fire, Ah, at last. dear, he remark- ed. Yes, I said, at last! After hastily setting the cups down, I tore for the kitchen: there I stuffed a rag into my mouth to alleviate the audi- hility of my misery: I was in agony. 0 temporal O mores! I cried, why did I do it? After reproachling myself for thc damage I had done to my complexion by crying, l did my best to restore it to its former complexity, Then I i l l 1 went into the living room and picked up the cup of posturn that I had placed safely on the table for my consumption, ltdrank it, and felt cheered by Dearest, Ed said, do you remember when we were just 6112-raged, how we would Change .cups to prove our love was still burning? XYel1, 1 changed our cups tonight. A'Oh, I shrieked, Oh, yoiu fool, you numbskull, you brute, oh-! Bingo tthis ac- l'0tmUQ1Hl8d by a sharp snap of the fingers? -then l've drunk the cure for the coft'ee-drink- HIE habit! O temporal O moresl' Mr. Paul Hibbs, foreman of U19 jury hearing the case. de'- l'12lY'9d.Ill3f, As 11 result of NUS Vlverous plot, I feel con- fident that Mr. French will be granted a complete divorce, VVell, I should certainly 11999 S'0f' Chimed in a chic and vivaicious member of the jury, Marion Dion, llo Heins, the crafty attor- UQY for Mrs. French, seeks gr dismissal of the case, She overs that the whole situation 1S rooted in Miss Helen Farge- man, who is said to make large quantities of the stuff Hynder the Dseudonym of 'Twill Iyilmans-Joy, .Vllhile the judge and the Jury were trying to disent- angle this veritable snarl of 21 Case, a lady in the audience arose, f'Friends, she said, mv name is Edna Dittes, Let this case be. an example to you of the evils of coffee-drinking. Xl hy tolerate it? Elect me at the next Olcction and I'1l see that-I .lust then Judge Goldberg l'HDD,6d f01' order. VVe will continue the case, he said. M,1'S. French. if you can drink a cup of coffee, you win the case' GUFSTIQ-lurgle went the amber llfluld a neighboring l'BSt21lII'21Hteer had brought in, down the throat of the de- lighted matron. You are acquitted, an- nounced the Judge. The Tl0Wder didn't work as it should hayel it was sold un- der a false name. Since it was named 'Twill Killmans- JOY, and it didn't-Well, we'll have to arrest its manufac- turer, Miss Fargeman. YVe'll try her case tomorrow! Qh, Ed! the matron shriek- Gll Jflyously. as she fell into a nearby chair, l'm so glad-I can still drink coffee. Courts adjourned! the .ludge was forced to shriek. Stanley Elvidge. a pupil of Ted Shawn, has lately been presented with the Victoria Cross by King George V for his marvelous skill in dancing. s Oflice lioy - Everett M,cNear Reporter - Richard Burbank Asst lleporter and Janitor - Hay Lindquist Society 1:t'DOl'tQl' - - - - - - - .lanet biebold sob Sister - Mary Forssell Transcriher - Leo Farg THE PURPOSE OF OUR PAPER. This is the first, the maiden issue of Tue Earth . lt has been alleged that our paper was founded for unworthy purposes. This is not the truth. XVe deny the allega- tion and defy the alligators to bring forth evidence which will convict us of high crimes and misdemeanors in any court of appeal. The purpose of The Earthn is admirably stated by Axel Ulesen, in his brook, Los Cuartros .linetes del Apioolaip- so, tMae,Millan 8: Co., 52.005 Buenos dias, mi padre. Como esta la cabeza? Moy buena un dia si otro no! In these few Words -Mir. Olesen has putt forth our case as simply as we ourselves could in five heavy volumes with flootnotes. Some people will retaliate by saying that Axel Olesen is niot an Ameriran. This is a gross untruth. Aooording to Hoyle, Mr, Olesen was born in Minneapolis in 1850. He re- eovered immediately, however. and moved to Anoka. In 1876 he 'rraduated from grade school, and entered Corres- pondenve school. He lived for three years in France, where he learned to speak Spanish tluently. ln 1891 he published his first book of poems, The Science of Electricity . This was followed immediately by Pretzels in 1917, He is, without doubt, the worst shot- putter that ever wore spiked shoes: as a poet he ranks se- cond to none in the homes of the Middle YVest. This is neither here nor there. XYe have strayed from the plot. No , said Mr. Marshall, when interviewed on the question. l do not think the pupils should throw their waste paper on the floor when there are tin reeeptaeles Con- veniently placed for just that purpose. Our arguments have downed the st-offer and banished the doubter. XVe have placed our llag on the pinnacle of vit-tory. XVhat mystic Words do we see as the soft summer zephyrs play with the fl ag and straighten its folds? Now we can see the rlagg in cabalistic letters is t l Htu E,-xH'l'H'. TERPSICHORE. lt was, indeed. a master- mind who said, I believe that any persons who find enjoy- ment in the modern dance re- semble Aristotle, Cicero, and Edmunde Burkeg these men had brains. Who could be so brazen as to deny that 'modern daneers resemble the jelly-fish, the crow-bar and the town pump? There are dances which are patronized by a great many THE EARTkl.-T..,,.1,e,, assi POKER POTRAQIS y P' Pl f2 gl Q lgva QW ? Em XR? E V W il W T' -- nf, I : QQ is X lwf nj Y Ci lst J if Qgtyr T ' V C X bf File P 2 fn. -fffvu W , , f., ,,.,,, H Q, 1? 'lldtmilp ...mfriigeif Ki: Gd' DOD xl 1' jx K, X is 4 his sa 1 L M fc Tiiiv er., B .- 'T:l'N' X 1 D We N -V Q 5 wx 1. X RQ L k X ,seg-'N -Q fakes Two new forces have begun to Qll21l'l'Q1L their name! are probably unfamiliar to the readerg Capital vand Labor. Under their feet the never ending march to the W hite House is progressing with Harding, Hughes, Lodge, Boi-ah. etc., walking and Ford riding in a iliver, Wllll'l1.lS jllst HS bafl- France is giving Germany the bums rush witlrthe Republi- can Party, Very mu:-h surprised, the lbemocratic Party very noncomital, Good Old Uncle Sam Very muc-h DUSEISSG. and John Bull Knot in the picturei very much saddened. The Ku Klux Klan is standing there not doing mum-h.of arm'- thing' with the radio, broadcasting. Day by GRY H1 EVPVY way I am getting better and better . All this means some- thing, or nothing in the order named. people who never before saw each other and hope to never see each other again. This is the kind of dance where stairs flourish. Some one once re- marked that she didn't know why the boys who practice this evasive form of pleasure were ealled sings. Ht-cause she said, the little dec-rs wht go thus are usually lmnrs. Perhaps some of them are hard pressed for doe. thus ac- counting for their going sans a partner, As long as they are emulating the members of the deer family, they al- ways partake, on the rare oc- easions when the material is provided, of nunwse at the dance and then either- faun at the feet of. or ste:-r from the young ladies for the remain- der of the evening. The above bitter eritieism of the modern dance is from the ladies' point of view. A cynical man advanced the fol- lowinzr blasphemy from the men of todav. The trouble is.' he says, that there are too many walltlowe-rs. They are always bloomin' young things. ouite eonseious of -themselves. They Can really be Called wall- Hours for they always wear that 'eventmully-why-not-now' look. An so we have the difficul- ties of the modern danve an- alyzed, l.et's all pull together and eliminate stngs and wall- tiowors, so there will be no longer any objection to the modern version of terpsic-hore. Then as a reward for our ef- forts we can shout fearless- ly, on with the daneeg let joy be unvontinedf' Verna lilkelun d Z A re you the same young man to whom T sold the cake that l baked at the 'iCounrty Fair? Ralph liahlquist: No, and what's tmore, the doctor says I never will be. Allan Uoxell: I ought to go seo my French teavher. Ray Brown, VVhy'? Allan Novell: She milled on me twice last Week. I've got blood on my hands , shrieked Hob Tousley after disecting a cat in biol- ogy lah. Av l THTTHE TF-A B T Home l re ' ,ip , SOCIETY COLUMN M sA',RLR2Jm'.2Split-TJ'' Miss Marjorie Hill, our fav- orite petite screen idol, enter- tained at an elaborate coming out party for her protege, Miss Marie Aberl, at her beautifuli new home in Hollywood, Miss Hill was lately married to Mr. lie liinquent. They were Ill2lI'- ried three weeks ago and are still reported to be an ideal pair of lovers, Miss Charlotte Haskell. riot- ed futurist artist, is honoring her home town with a month's visit. Her home is now ln Sandwich where she has won great recognition for her ex- quisite painting Dots and llashesf' One of the most popular members of the younger set at Palm Beach is Miss Vir- ginia Bailey, whose stunning gown at the annual ball at- tracted much attention. Miss Georgia Crawford. one of the leading Zeigiield Fol- lies, has lately returned from a European trip. Harry Harvey has won the National Lighltweight Cham- pionship for boxing. THE PERILS OF GALOSHES. In the spring a young man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love. And a g'irl's unclasped galoshes shows her 'l'wigs and knees above. Spring has arrived, and with it, in this great epoch of flap- pers and slinkers, appear the unbuckeled galoshes to play a prominent part in Civic life. They are undoubtedly a great menace to the progress of civilization. The girls cannot make their accustomed mile- a-rninute promenade. because, now in going one mile for- ward the overshoes go two miles up and down and three miles sideways. You certain- ly must concede this is a great hindrance to progress. For many years these ungainly detrements to society have appeared in steadily increas- ing numbers, until the enor- mous aggregation is appalling. ln grandmother's day they were carefully donned and huckeled, but the foolish frightful, frumpy, flapping ones of today have been the cause of more twisted necks than can ever be correctly as- certained. It is the cause of great chagrin to the nation that they are allowed to exist. MAN O'WAR LOSES TO LENGLEN. Jnnsen Injured in Close Meet. At 3:79 A. M. today the var- sity hockey team beat the scrub basketball quint by two boat's lengths, in the four- teenth round of a scheduled ten round bout, Claude Jansen captained the losing side. while the winners were led by Irving Manger. 'The meet was very fast, tive intercolleg- iate and three correspondence school records were broken. Music hath charms to sooth the wild beast, as Jeff Ald- rich puts it in his character- istically humorous way, 1'rocrastination is the thief of time , said Pete Faricy as sorncone passed him the dic- tionary. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy . said John lilunt with a. chortle. Oh-that this too, too solid tlesh should melt . sighed Ivy Voihn as she swung an Indian club in preparation for a brisk half hour's work-out. lt takes the Dutch to beat the Irish . said Saul Herskow- itz to Carl Swanson. To be great is to be mis- understood, said Polly Spind- ler as the teacher asked her to repeat her answer. A A little bit goes a llong wa5 ', expostulated Herman XYolff as he started on an all day hike. This may be seen from all sides, murmured Glenn Shep- herd as he put on a crimson necktie. May our friendship be ever- green, wrote Santa Claus to the freshman. Love me little: love me long , chorused .I o h n n y Hughes and Arnold Gruber as in one voice, The skin you love to touch , hissed 'Gordon Br-own as he scaled the fish. At the pistol shot Phil Hult- krans in the box for the second team. smoked his fam- ous fade-away across the in- side corner of the plate. Ma- son, the stocky goal guard. feinted twice with his left and putted into a perfect stymie. leaving the ball on the 20 yard line, third down, eight to go. Bauer jumped the gun but lost the point as he served doubles, disqualifying him for the tournaiment. Reardon next called for an end run but with a half-nelson, scissors, and toe hold was pinned to the mat. leaving his king in check, Anderege pulled the prize play of the game by striking out the next three men up, just as the whistle blew the end of the game. The next half opened fav- orably for the losers as San- some tossed the horse shoes squarely over the peg. Falk. acting with lightning speed, secured the puck, and dashing :lown the rink shot it just in time to catch the runner out at third base. The lead was immediately recovered, as Don Chappell knocked the cue ball in the corner pocket for high, low. jack. and the game. The field was fairly alive with color as victors and van- quished mingled in a. harmless little mob tight. The losers protested the Referee's decis- ion and demanded a recount of votes. The floor was soon cleared and a spirit of good natured fun reigned as the dancing began. l r l RIOT AT BAKERY. Boy Drops Money .-tt 11:37 A. M. Melvin Levy, 2l!'tlSt and all round athlete, dropped a nickle and two cents in change yesterday at the bakery. His left foot was in- jured in the scuffle. On the way over he seemed sane, but immediately upon entering the building he show- ed he was not normal by ex- tracting his worldly wealth abd kidvallcing thru the crowd with the coins tightly clasped in his right hand. Someone jostled him and he, evidentr not used to holding specie of large denominations, droppet the money, A person in the crowd immediately raised a hue and cry and the jam was stifling. The scuffling raised a thick cloud of dust which was pierced at irregular in- tervals by the shrieks and moans of the injured, VVhen the fighting finally subsided, Mr, Levy was seen triumphantly standing with one foot on one penny and the other on the second. The nickle had disappeared. After clutching the pennies he fell into a dead faint and had to be carried to the emergency reg-m where he was given first ai . It has been reported that since then he has acted very strangely making all his friends produce their pocket money, and if they should chance to have a five cent pierce, he asks them where, when, and how they procured the coin, and then examines it to see if it is of the same date as the purloined coin, CENTRAL STUDENTS JOIN 'PHE MENAGEIKIE l'l.Ln. CContinued from page lb humane treatment and the domestication of the less known animals, Mr. Soukup, himself, owns a very beauti- ful and valuable chamelion which has won a number of prizes in color schemes and as a quick change artist. The other members of this very select and exclusive club are: Ruth Besenier who owns a salamander named Sally Il. Sally has won a number of blue ribbons in the one-hun- dred inch dash. Rosalie XVeiss owns a par- akeet. Theodore Downey has a two year old rattler. Also there are two baby sharks owned jointly by Bar- bara Eustis and Alberta. Jack- son. The two new members are Dorothy Herman and Evelyn Hansen, who were admitted with their pets an octopus and a white fox. Every effort is being made by the club to maintain the high standard set before them. They hope to accom- plish a great deal in the com- ing Years. Herman YVolff received a B on his report card, He is still in bed but is recovering rapidlv and expects to return to school in a few days. BEDTIME STORIES. The llillllllflil House 0f Hivkey's Hollow. Ur the Allvvn- tures of Peter Rabbit in fil'0l'll!Xil'll Yillzuse. IIivkey's Hollow is a typical Minnesota small town, lt snuggxqles on the west hank of Pelivan River that turns the wheels of the Old inill and then Ilows swiftly througrh the nieadow. As we get off at the olive-molort-d depot, with its platform piled high with milk-vans, thi- view offers al- most a relief to U10 dillgl' Pells-an Flyer. NVQ see no town, hut, the depot-a,'-:gent tells us that we only have to follow the road over the hill to unearth the plave, About halfway from the de- pot to town, there is the Haunted House. with which we are most vonwerned. It lies in a shady groye. Its yard is full of tall dry grass, and old lilar bushes stand barren in the gloom of the old gray house, The paint is worn off. old shutters hang loose on their hinges and the windows are Cracked and broken. T'he story of the rambling old structure runs thus: Twenty years ago, an old man and his wife lived in the beautiful old house, for it was heautiful: -they lived haippily till one still Urttoher nigrht. the miller heard a terrible sc-ream, To he 1-oniinueel. A RADIO CONCERT. Some hitherto unperveiyed analogeqies in regard to the 'Pho -followfing results were rereiyed hy use of a 3,137 tuhe 1-rystal set. tSiiinion Siinp heard lduroot- all over the house on his seti, The following' were rec-orded Ivy the hahy ot' the family. age 2, who, in his vliarming' and simple way, turned the vario- niett-r and aehieved these re- sults, At the age of four, he is now the foremost radio engineer in Ameriva. ''Iiing'-vrash-hiin-hroafl'c-ast- ing station XY-Z. Spevial announver, Guido Bixzli-flyd. Ladies and Goiitlt-int-n the first nunihier on the prog'ra.m will he a selevtion from The Den- tistry Illue-s entitled O, The Yanks are Ponting , After illit-l'l'llSll-liilIlil-X4VXX'-Q'I'1'-ZD-gill ttll you tht stoxx of ny life radio voneert. son: and dani-ei ii As a lvoy, l was young' and oh- streperous. hut as time passed ,I grow older. However, l soon to phosphate drinking: took zzz-eehow-wazipp-gprgryp-Zip- hoof-Enter tht- llajah of Hed- W'lTlL!'. Alia-I hear footprints. hy thi- salrle tse-tse oil Ye-S. Balueliistan. Mary shall not her houillon vuhe tom- have erash-aht-ni---1--ya-4-r-ali-him- we will next have the Sock Songf' from Tic-n1psey , Iron't iniss this number. ladies and feqentlenien, it's a knot-kout. This wilI-hang-hang'-zin-zip- appj-qpyx- ----- er-a-hani-Foot- hall st-ores for today: Yale. IT: Lt-xingzqton Avenue Rippers. H: Oshkosh Normal, 1: Mendota Tech., 52 Si VVhiti-wwsli of the Tet-li, played the whole SIIIIIIO with a severe attavk of par- alysis. to say nothing' of a I ,THE EARTH , Ilenr Bladeinoisellt- Aimee. There are many girls' lunch wlulus in tha- high svhool which I attend, and the 2-tirls are 4-onstantly begging' me to takei hites of their food, Do you think I should he polite and take them or he true to my vonvivtions and rt-fuse? Hartwell XVilkerson. Dear Ilartwell, liy all means, refuse tht- hitesl It will teaeh the girls a lesson, l hope. It is a yery unsanitary and disgusting that tht- hoys' take the right attitude towards it. Perhaps the poor illusioned girls who are so anxious to get rid of their food will he enlightened in the near future. Let usi hope so, Dear Mademoiselle Aimee, XVe are two young girls who are fond of a good time. Vi'e vspec-ially like to pro on house, lvrroken nevk sustained in thei ilI'-lJ1llf:'f-Y0XV-H160NX'-gd'-VVlI0f-60N -ee-yow. l said before. ladies i t pm-git-S, Do you think a chao- i MADAMOISELLEXS COLUMN i ieron twenty-one years old is i responsible? Mary Louise Cless and liliza- beth Allen. liear Mary Louise and I iciimii.-til. i Ol' Course it all depends I upon the individual, hut l am sure you Could find many young women of twenty-one who would make 'ideal vhap- erons. I know one myself, Dear Mada-inoiseille Aimee. I have two great trials in niy life, and I am turning' to hahit. and l ani glad to seei . you for adyite, How van rur- ily hair he made straight? I am eiffhteen years old and al- i most through high school. Ilit-hard Burbank. l Iiear Ilia-hard. In answer to your question, 1 weak mixture of Le l'aS.'e's lzrlue, molasses. and brillian- tine usually prodtu-es the de- sired effect. FINANCIAL NEXVS. Henry Ford leased the Pavi- and gentlemen, this sen-seni no Ocean today, for water f'hPW1llfI menace is growing: power. Minneapolis protests. more I I'21.Dlfi1Y-9'2l.,'2,'2LZiX-l'l'?lSil-, showing that they have a ham-ziz-ziz-meow-hooin. lt-lear right. i JOHN BARRYMORE I l l I ' I i i i I , i it i i l I l l l i , l W ' Stocks Model i N Put the collar on-tie a knot in the tieg and you V i are correctly neck-dressed for the Week- I it CRUIT E? BEANBODY - - N. Y. THE. EARjiLAp A PAGE OF FUNf1fff1 luesao A novo time L' nr, rf-415 SVC? NNE, A L: vid, GUY NAMED Gulf' vnu. cu- ust20 vel rn-om. ifwhvib named fbhm To TLB 1-QAKX ANU QALL TC THE go-r HE WGKJLD DQ lg 'Aumrw ANU AuAlN PN cue DAY nic TRNN tame DOWN TNEQ lr.r::a'f.'A'f W2 ID C, i,nn.EVb UVED rt 'Lin' 523512553 .9E'5J gI 'QM M mi Ns .f- RAILQDAD-ff P . . X, FNKIINCEII-C' A X assi-Graff - -5 2 -- it . i Nagar,--'J 3DisLuitQAuEV!,??' .0 gyAc t I U f I , Q9 ' djs ff E if ' my 2 . ll 'fl v 'j-1. ' N N .TA XII XA 4 l E ll' 'ul I: sq . I E um Mn I5 a M ' I vi W i , g ,. ' 9' A TAIL OFINFORMASHUN. After we so dlgiyi I ww HEAP O'CRYING. hrite enuf to re eert suin- A la I'i l'l9l'- thing I red in it note Henry By Iitlgar Visitor. Lust nite I :lot home front Mullen wrote to--oyer to our It-S lotsa fun to 1-lm ,Wound the jurnee l took to lsee lthe skooll onet. It sed youlshould and play' hig' university wiiei tieb drint your wzitir wi e you 1. vi . sziys-is in Mpls.. hut isn't sew wuz watt'hin,1'q the others use Alggtgllgxx' mow 1111-I slump fur lroni St, Paul. I am rite- there tork, ete. I had downed ' -' , , An' roller sikate an ride YUUI' ing this inforniztshun so as zinyhuddy who is vonsidaring goin their in the yrs. too eonie will no something' ahout it. I writ a essay on ri suhjet- eztlled Dead or Alive? whim-h won lst prize in the eontest the Alpha, Proton once held. The rewared pd. :ill 'my ear fair and gave ine 10 ets. for pin inotiey, nieatning I could do wliiit I wanted with it. Xyell, Claude Roosevelt Lind- quist fwho is in my klass to svhool'.'j was their and he took me Over to at Frat. house whis-h he sed wuz the prop- erty of sumhuddy ealle'l NVzxstu. Lotta Cash. Here they was playin at kinda game where you ea, throw at peny Uv? in the air und holler heds, or tales. Then you win it, niziylu-, YVell I made my lla ets- into 10's and plztyed to. Then we set down to the tiillllll and had il stileish meel. This was reely the lst time I looked the others over, Just. think, they awl hull on Whitt- shirts hut I think niine was 5 Clivel glasses befor they was even reddy to eat. I tell u I wuz pretty full. The fel- ler sitting' next too me Started tuwking and sed to another lvouy Sum horse so I not-ked him on the shoulder and says no I didn't either but eonie on the trolly ear. Could you heleye it? hut they had gsqiven me to forks So I yelled to the waiter that some one must he Without, heeziuse I had too, Then Stun Pzirkhouse kieked me under the tahel and I sed for hizn :tio 7quit so everyone lookt. 'l'hen I knew it was time to tell that funny joke I ht-rd ont-t. How they laffedl So then I told sont others :ind they dyed pretty near lztflin. I got hoh-miles in my shoes was goin out suni lookt hard at ine. them laf with my wit, and when I of the guys hut I maid lflverready? Then I eaiiue home onee inore. Now you will no just how too net night :ind morning :it kiddie ku r. Vp the hlot-k an' roztin Woods zifzir. But when you're go to sehool You lea rn spellin' en ltule the older ztn' you an' the Gold- You rind lit'e's not all play hut lotsa llyin' An' slztyixi' sin' crooked work and heat psu n-ryin', If you got :L bat-khone of sand. made You grit your teeth an' work to bezlt the hand, You find the world is not so had hut pretty fine, Tliougth there's heaps o' eryin' still the sun doth shine. L' Enyoi As the Golden Sun is sinking in the XVest This fair poem' to its goal does Ilet-ting: tend. IVe all leatrned and know all good things that Go on and on and on und tin- lots niore Good fer 2 things U A - l :ts they say. the hig I'liivi-rst'ity. , ally gud- BELIEVE IT OR NOT I llffwfr' sa 7 - -. 'I 4 1 g-'E If ,... ix Q fx b WW H,-1 I W ,W N ii 45155 lv- X I .N . N825 it .f?l ty ,W Flu? f- t il s I . I I lilo if it use ll fi fiffiliw Q 1 iii ,L 13 .tr lit I .... ll l l. V ' di t tiff-.l,.x,. tlffi. V fi Y- V gjri 77774 vfirmr V S Y W SLQRUN Wiz y-if --W -+--,YT ------ff, In a suddenfit of wrath the powerful Katinka of the House of Ryder, somewhat forcibly expelled a prominent young Centralite who is known by his several friends and ardent admirers. as Borg the terrible from without the walls of her tea rooms. The date is unknown but the story is authentic. tAss. Pressl Mr. Stephen Fliver Osborn 8: Mr. Arthur Strong- fort Wherry have Just managed to converse without use of a wi.eless, telephone. or stepladder. The younger Miss Allen actually attended C. H. S. 3 consecutive days in succession without be ng excused for a funeral. tardy, or A. W. O. L. Behind' her is aksort of aftermath affectionately known as Hobie Stocking. On the right is her other pet. Reading from left to right,-Hobart, Llbby, dog. .Mr. Arthur Zantippe Devine recently broke all quick graduating records, gaining the coveted diploma in the astounding time of 9M years, On the left we see Mr. Edward Pythagorus Sands, recent title holder who strolled through our renowned halls for some 8M years. misinterpreted Bits of P oems Done in the Stqles of the Aqes - 4,3 9 Qi f ' P I .2 t f GLN ERE. :T ' t, ii L L L ..l.1.- 'Thdm nd' Tb make reply Theim no? To reason why Thum bd' fo do and dlei Lyfnwa t . xx g gl - Y t 3 Ex .I 5 , J - wtf , f A e em o X Q t 5 5' 1 eg? e e 'li A - l O 5teep,It I5 -a Blessed H1711 ' --- Ml H Eetuved from Pete To Pate-E, . Anus ht' Mariner . --.ll..-- XOHE Nevwmovd -Ifbnr A Pne- Y- :pn rn -- st 'N it R 75 W at T I X, , Qu. KPN f b X tffiff iqfgfxx 1 c ' dy xe 1 4 ,X gf N w Fr-if X3 f , ff GQ if W wt? t - F , N P Q X I ' 65-. Q JMA' f- W V 1. - f Q4 ...7 ,f ' H X y YA I xusl- A - as l X .wwf fx -J f 4+ '1'Qli 5- F L He sfaeyed net' fm- brake J H . 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To keep in the mode, madame or madamoiselle must wear colored earings to match each gown, They are different when ordered from the Mlle Marie Burke and Lillian Leh- man Gift Shop. New York. I'ERMANT VVAVE. Permanent hair Waver in- vented by world famous ex- pert, Dora Maclkin, guaranteed to stay in at least six days. You send for the method and do the work yourself. Send two dollars to Dan VVillaro Company Inc. GLOVE NIIRROR. . The Grace Phares' special- ized jewelry shop handles a complete line of glove mirrors. Once you carry this dainty article you are lost Without it, If you wish a great asset to your looks, get one. SHIEK SHIRTS. The Shiek Shirts are the predominating wearing- ap- parel for women. XVith a small flat sailor Collar and side sash they are always at- tractive. Isabel Speer, New York model. RA DIUDI HA IRPINS. The A greatest convenience ever invented for women. Just stand in front of your mirror in the dark and each hairpin, which is tipped with radium, can plainly be seen. Order by the dozen, Pay five dollars on arrival, and if not satisfied, return at the ex- pense of Helen XVheeler Com- pany. Otherwise pay a dollar down and a dollar a week for six Weeks. CHINESE EYELASHES. The very latest styles in Chinese eyelashes have been received in our last shipment. Order now at a lower price. They come in assorted colors. An illustrated pamphlet, with an experienced model will be sent on request. Ho Fat VVun, Importer, Mendota. FLESH REDUCER. Entirely a, process of imag- ination. B-Slimmer applied ex- ternally. Charles Paschen Chestnut and Pineapple Sts., Salad Corners. Cl-IILDREN'S TOY SHOP. Specialists in Ford Cars and collapsible ink-borttles. L. Koch Kr R. Johnson Co., Sleepy Eye. TRIPLE COMPACT. The school girl's purse is not complete without a triple compact, with which to reju- vinate her face. The powder, rouge, lipstick, and eyebrow pencil make a delightful and attractive war-paint box. Do not be Without one, Estelle Cominsky and Company, RAINBOVV HOSE. Striped, flecked, spotted or checked are the fashion hose that women prefer. These shocking novelties give a French air to a sport costume. Order two pair for the price of one from Dorothy Hall, The Arcadia, Cleveland, Ohio. Do your Christmas shopping early. Geraldine Gilman and Marion Levitan, The Family Store, Seventh and Vvabasha. Marcelling, hairdrefssing, shampooing, etc. Irma Hilge- dick and Camille Johnson. 325 Hamm Bld,f:. Satisfaction guaranteed. tSpecial atten- tion gfiven to young gentle- men who do not wish to be seenb, All of the latest fiction in- cluding hooks by Fitzsferald, Lewis, Tlhackerary, Dickens, Shakespere, Evelyn Marshall. Ruby Pope. Maurine Soren- son Book Store, Latest fashions from Paris Chic suits and evening gowns. La Boutique Francaise. Ruth Spence and Carrie Elizabeth Johnson. For goodness sake, eat at the Sunflower Quick Lunch. Merrill and Patrick Company. Evelyn Nelson and Mar- guerite Mat-Kay dealers in genuine antiques. GOOXV, 3rd St. Sweaters of all kinds, colors and prices. Elaine Gerber, 915 University Avenue, BANDANAS. Distinctive bandanas great- ly reduced in price, showing both Tut-Ankle-Amen and jazz models are for sale. Popular- ly known as bananas. these new neckerchiefs are the cor- rect neckwear for every neck. Apparel shop in charge of Grace Amundson, New York. CRUSHED HATS. The well dressed boy should we-ar a geometrically creased hat. This style is a great fav- orite at the Stanley McComb Hattery. Fifth Avenue. IIOI' K COATS. Hock shop fur coatsvfor the stronger sex suggest lIld'1VI'-1' uality. The-Y will SWG. fine service for automobile driving after they are first fumigated. The best at lowest prices at the Homer Thomas Shob. Jackson Street. FOR any information ab-out Radio see Grant Erskme. Broadcasting Station F-A-B. PROBLEMS IN ETIQIYETTE. by Esther Magdalene Villaumie If your hostess seats You next a radiator. should YOU remove your coat when warm, or should you turn off the heat? You should be able to handle this problem from fa? point of view of the hostessl Cb? radiator: U0 WHGUTQY 01' not the radiator was turned on. Buy this book for the answer. On sale by the Es- telle -Caminsky Book Nook, You can't pick locks with a pickle, n You can't cure the sick with a sickle, You can't get a crate froim a crater. But you can get a Wait from a waiter. The Heifer Calfeteria. Marjory Baumgardner, Pro- prietor. 'Come to the Alice Memorial Theatre Where Blary Lucille Van Slyke made a hit when she sang She Asked For Bread, and the curtain came down with a roll. V A N71 T-YZILQL Y R nW7Z f Krrr W V 3 mulsemenzl a l T 2 --- - . I ii, The Stephen Osborn Producing CO. THF? prlfsl-xllS THE MERTH SISTERS L S'l'FlS'l' G X WI H PING PONG In ilu- lllil'lll-IYl'IlX'UlilllLlk wvlllwly NNW ,.H,1m.iUg- Tgyiqgl, NFO l'llke1', and Mah .lung R 15 taughr by :lt AI.. ISKEICIPS FESHII Si. 'I'h1-:liro llllnlmx H' BRIGGS N97 Avi.- Katherine Patrick in 111:11 Mauve and Chrome Yellow ax book of velse Slll'I'llIg'4 l'llllll1lI'-X' Vlllllvllj HAMLET ll-vi! I4-1 y. l'r1r4llu'1-l', X. X. lay Holm-rt ur UJINZTU FJHR FEIZRITARY 31, 1933 POETRY The Arpin Tse Tse .., ...., .... Flame ............ My Calm' .. Falling . ...............,... . Ballad ol' llarrl Luck llank .. hy Hotel Slwvicv ARTICLES The Fnspokvn llrayma ..... ..,....,.. NVith the Morlvrnists in Art .. BOOK REVIEXVS Ben Rod ........ . ..,............... Autolpiographies . .. ........... . . .. I.lTERATL'RE The Mud Turtlv Ilow . . .,...,.....,. .. Flame ............... CARS Pllmpernickle T'TO1'Sl9IlllQllll01' .. ....... .. ULIYFZ 'FEXYS 0. Swv:-ny. Publish- Illld Film' Flo.-rk Page ... 3 .. il . 23 .. 3 ....11 ..4 H5 ...lil ....1U 6 T HEI VANITY FAIR A PAGE or Poemu THE ARPINTSE-TSE O, the oboe's guttral moaning, Lulls me gently as I muse, O'er my homestead on the VVabash 'Mid the bogs and pansy sloughs. Yes, the pansy sloughs are blooming I can see them in my dreams VVhere the sable coocoo chuckles And the Orpin Tse-Tse screams. Alas the Tse-Tse sings no more He was silenced long ago, By a larrup on the nozzle From the gun of Uncle Joe. From the gun of Uncle Joe Flew the pellet sure and straight And socked fair fowl as ever crooned Upon his Orpin pate. O, his Orpin pate is ruined now No more the bugle calls. No more he gurgles lisping clucks As evening loudly falls. FLAME It Is midnight. Dark, quiet, dank- And yet- It Is so still It shrieks, And howls with quiet. A strange scratching noise As if A black cat were rubbing her back The wrong way. Suddenly Out of the tomb Come flames. Red flames, That writhe and twist and effervesce And yearn and roll In their redness. They Slowly Draw near me. I breathe in The rolling smoke And Exhale it As I light-my cigarette, And Throw away the match. MY CAHR To you Most chic of Cahrs, I loudly sing in Praise just Now. You've carried Me on many trips and To school. And so, I thank you. But on the road, You bally thing, The nails You Always seem to find, Or glass. Then deucedly bad I swear at You. I apologize, My cahr. By Iona Flivver. FALLING Down- Fallinfz. falling, down. From lofty heights T0 Bottomless depths I am falling. I grasp at shadowy objects and strike Filmy projectiles As I hurtle down. Down Down Ever down. Is there no bottom? Must I go on forever? Dropping thru space? Thump! I have struck the cold iioor. I mumble To myself as I climb back in bed, I should not have eaten that pie before retiring. I might have known I would have night- mares, Yes. I should not have eaten it. L L .... L. LL. XA NLLTY FA! R... L .Q CFHE UUSPOKEH DRAIHHA Unspoken and Unspeabable LITTLE ROLLO GOES TO THE MOVIES fApologies to George S. Chappellj One sultry evening in mid-summer lit- tle Rollo sat in the green wicker porch chair watching people stroll by, and list- ening half-consciously to his mother and father arguing heatedly fas if it weren't hot enough without having to argue heatedlylj over what they would do with the car they were going to win in a raffle next week. The ceaseless drone of their voices had begun to tire and ir- ritate Rollo, when who should come up the walk but Uncle George. Shall we sneak off to the movies to- night, Rollo? queried Uncle George as he leaned over the chair. VVhat a capital idea! Let's leave im- mediatelyj' cried Rollo as he bounced out of his chair. My esteemed parents were just beginning to fatigue me. Now this was very disrespectful of Rollo, for Rollo's father and mother were very good to him. And so they went. It was dark when they entered, and when they had climbed over mountains of legs fit reminded Rollo of the time when he had been at the State Fair and Uncle George had taken him thru the Jazzer J they both tried to sit in one seat, which was very foolish and proved unsatisfac- tory. Rollo had been to the movies only once before, to see Julius Caesar' which he thought was exceedingly vulgarfall the people going around in long gowns and conducting themselves in an extremely undignified manner. He had heard his mother talking about suppressing mo- viesg he thought that ought to be sup- pressedf' The movie tonight was all about a man whose name was Three-gun Theo- dore, who was always shooting some- thing or somebody. Rollo would shriek with delight every time Theodore shot someone, You can imagine what a de- lightful evening Rollo spent! Then there was a beautiful big party where ladies in gorgeous gowns always looked at people thru-lorgnettes, an-l every once in a while someone would fall in the fountain. Three-gun Theodore DlFF'RENT T0 BE PRODUCED Ira Karon, president of the Craft-With- out-Art Pictures, Inc., announces for fourth-coming production, Diff'rent by E. G. O'Neill. It has been hailed as the most stupendous production since the last Glee Club Assembly. In the harem scene alone, one thousand panes of glass and several carloads of brass were used in making the jewelry for only Solomon's favorites. If all the pennants used in the battle scene were sewed together, they would make a tent large enough to house the entire Swiss navy fincluding war- shipsb- VVe might go on for hours enum- erating the elaborate effects prepared for your artistic delectation, so let it suffice to say that it is a million-dollar produc- tion. Gertrude McClure who takes the part of the unusual heroine has achieved the success of her careening career, while Sidney Ofsthun Hts the heroic hero like a motorman's glove. Lucille Johnson, former star of The Lettuce Eaters, is spending the summer months at the home of her parents, re- cuperating from the lettuce habit ac- quired during the filming of the iilm. Of late the habit has been curbed so that it is only at meal-times that she cries, Lettuce eat! That poignant tale of The Five Little Peppers is to be filmed! Loretta Peters and Evelyn Peterson have been picked for parts. Peters and Peterson promise pep as Peppers Marshall Munnecke, who has recently purchased Paramount Pictures, announc- es Janice Perkins as the star of Jan- eese, specially written for her by A. Kennedy. Janeese is a character that combines the virtues of Pollyanna with the vivacity of Madame Butterfly. She is ably supported by Alla Nazimova and Fay Niles. came in after a while and spoiled the whole party. Isn't that distressing! Rollo burst out. All the people around looked at him queerly, but Rollo didn't care, for just then Three-gun was saying, Good-night, Lady, in the moonlight. t, y pppp y fANlTY Ffxiatppyt CTHE MUD TURTLE DOUE tWth a humble bow to Margaret Scott Oliveixp I CHARACTERS: Chorus Chew Sen Sen tthe herob The mandarin fthe ero-ol villianb NVun Lung tion tthe beeautiful heroinel The God of Fate The Property Man 'xYilhemina, daughter ot' Herr Hertogen- bush Ilans. in love with XVilhemina 1'l'he last two eliaraeters do not appear on the stage but are left entirely to your iniagination.I The gong bearer Shouts and murmurs. cries off stage. etr. AIitil'QNlICN'l' The play is arted in the Chinese man- ner with no stage setting. besides a back drop depicting New York at night. show- ing the Great White Way and the twin- kling lights ot' the trolley ears passing over Brooklyn llridge, and that so1't of thing, All persons in the play are in blue and white except the Chorus, the hero, the heroine, the villain, the God of Fate, and the property man. The Curtain is drawn slightly open. but the Chorus appears in the audience and then walks up on the stage. He starts to speak when the Gong Bearer interrupts him by beating a tatoo on his tin pan. XVhenever the Chorus has something to say the Gong Bearer strikes his pan and drowns it out. Choruse-Most illustrious friends I want you to know I am not responsible for this play. But hold. I will now give you a knockdown to the important characters of this drama besides myself. Our hero, Chew Sen Sen, will Come be fore you as a servant, but in reality he is none other than the son of the Super- intendent of Parks and l'laygrounds of the province, Ilis father has nursed a strange grudge against him since little Chew stole the money out of the Cash register and tied. You will see the Klandarin. rieh. proud. boastful. one who loves to toot his own horn. 4The mandarin produces a large silken handkerehiel' and gently blows his nose-.I XVun Lung Con, his daughter. tShe en- ters coughingj admits she is the nltwt beautiful girl in China. For the rest of the characters see the list at the top ot' the page. And now most honorable audienc-e I bow. and eon- duet you to the beautiful garden or the Mandarin where Chew Sen Sen is waitinf to meet little XVun Lung, his beloved. I bow once. I bow twice. and for no reason at all I bow three times. Chew Sen Sen fsinging and daneingi Bor loy un doy, bor loy un doy, chin lo, chin lo. bor loy un doy. Ah. where is my lit- tle water lily. I see her not. XYho comes? Alas. it is my master the mandarin. I-Ie will wonder what I do in the garden at this late hour. I must puzzle him. I will aet like one bereft o his senses-I will act natural. fIIe siuizst Bor loy un doy. Mandarin, tswinging his arms like a coal heaverl Br-r-r-rfr-r, it's not exaetly sultry out. ttllroperty man hands him a large palm leaf fan. He fans himselfd rContinued on page 9.1 i 'tg ,l ,HU pg VANYITY FAIR M gg g7 FLAME By C. U. Riops Clang-VVhirrrA we11t the magnificent new fire engine down the main street of Burningburg Falls. Ted Jackson, an in- quisitive youth of eighteen, was being shorn of his provokingly straight and stringy locks at Hal Smith's barber shop, his fortnightly diversion. At. the first sound of the on coming engines, Hal had dropped his shears on the old mar- ble counter and had run to the door. Meanwhile Ted, tho usually inquisitive, waited a bit impatiently in the ancient red plush upholstered chair. After having let his excited mind watch the nhiny, banging apparatus out of sight, Hal returned to the pleasure of cropping his .Iove-like customer's hair. 'tit don't take them long to get to the Q , I MVII: eq f I -mm, , burning deck' with them new auto af- fairs, he remarked, 'iOh, yes, replied Ted, I guess those engines were a good buy for the town. 'AA goodbye is right, snapped Hal, who had been captain of the old volunteer corps. 'tClip, snip, sang the scissors as huge clmnks of Ted's golden locks fell silent- ly to the floor. XVhizz, buzzed the new electric clippe1'. That engine just put me in mind of a little lire over to XVidow Holcombe's about five years ago, chuckled Hal. Wuzzat? queried Ted, as the inquisi- tive side of his nature got the better of him. I nl lijgsif li ll. will Want a shampoo? demanded the ton- sorial artist as he brushed the stray hairs out of his customers ears. HI suppose, groaned Ted, but what was so funny about that tire? lVe1l, started the ex-fire captain as he swung the massive chair around with a squeak, just a few minutes before eight that night XVill Harrison blew in with a request for a shave and a haircut in ten minutes! So I says to him, 'Not without slashin' you up a bit and ruinin' your DFQIIIHKIITE beautyf It was a Sat- urday night, see, and of course, both XVill Harrison and Gust Halverson would be going over to see Colonel Smith's Marie. Now, Marie had a mob of guys always after her hand, heart, or money. The funny part of it was she wouldn't C011- sider any of them but Will and Gust. XVant a shave ? Scrape away, assented Ted quickly, and waited for the continuance of the story. It was like this, Hal went on as he prepared the lather and stropped his ra- zor, both of 'em wanted to marry her, but she couldn't seem to choose, partly, I declare, because I spruced both of 'em up so slick that she didn't know which one to take. 'Well on this particular night XVill Harrison dashed in here like I said andfsay, you ought to have a massage. Suit yourself, Ted agreed good- naturedly. I had hardly got him in the chair, pursued the talented Hal, when he asks me if the clock's right, and so I said kind of witty-like, 'Sure, it's right there.' Then he was staring at the clock. and I had just run my hand-clipper up the back of his neck a couple of times when the fire-bell rang. Of course, I being Captain couldn't neglect my duty to Burningburg Falls, so I leaves 'Will in the chair and sprints for my Company. Now YVill knew it wouldn't do to go up to see Colonel Smiths Marie with such a hair-cut, so he rushes out to the street to ask a kid where the fire is. tOver to IVidow Holcombe's across the street from Colonel Smith's,' answers the kid. so XVill clatters down the street towards the scene of the fire, but first he went to Smith's where Marie and Gust Halverson l i 8 VAYNITY FAIR were seated talking about a brave lady over to the next town who had won a Carnegie medal. XVhen he heard these words, he seemed inspired, scared, or something, and rushed into the burning house. He found a guy on the second fioor, grabbed him, carried him to the window, and hollered for the crowd be- low to catch the guy when he dropped him out of the window. After he had put the guy out the window, he went down the stairs himself. He had hardly got thru the door where everyone was standing and hollering, when Marie push- ed thru the crowd and caught him in her arms, just before he would have fallen to the ground. His hair was burnt a little in the back. so you couldn't tell that only a part of it had been cut. Well, a month later they were married!-and they ain't been divorced yet neither. Some oil on your hair? Oh, sure, replied Ted, excitedly, but whom did he rescue? IVell, Hal continued, Uhe had no sooner got to the burning house when he recognized a man going inside. He iiew after him, collared him and demand- ed, 'VVell, Hal, when are you going to tinish cutting my hair?' I tried to push him away, and told him not to bother me till I had put the fire out. So he says to me, 'By golly, you put me in a fine fix with Marie, and you've got to square yourself with me and her, too! Then he quickly grabbed some burnt wood and marked me and my clothes with it, I tell you, when he was going to throw me out the window I was scared. I would have objected if I hadn't heard sow'-une yell that he'd catch me in a couple of blankets. Of course, the Burningbvvv Falls Gazette had a big write-up the next week on how VVill Harrison had rescued the daring Captain of the fire depart- ment. Just then another customer entered Hal's barber shop. t'Comb it pompa- dour? Yes, answered Ted, but what leap- pened when you met him? Oh, he came in the shop about two davs later, and I says, kind of bored like, 'VVhat's yours?' and he says, 'Finish that hair-cut and then give me a singef Next! CV HE MUD TURTLE DOUE fContinued from page 6.3 Chew Sen Sen, frushing up to the man- darinb My little lemon drop! tHe em- braces him.J Mandarin-I'm no lemon drop. Get thee gone, miserable three footed dog. fExit Chew Sen Sen, enter IVun Lung Gon.J Wun Lung-Hello Pop, old thing. Mandarin-How many times have I told you not to call me old thing? My you look fine for your wedding to-morrow with Too Long. XVun Lung fin a shriekj You marry me to Too Long! I would rather die, in fact I am dying. I'm d-y-ing-1I'm dead. Mandarin-Are you sure? Wun Lung-I think so. fThe Mandarin claps his hands and Chew Sen Sen enters singing Bor loy un doy J Mandarin-Little Wun Lung Gon is gone. Chew Sen-VVhat! Little VVun Lung dead! Then may the Lady Moon fall from Heaven and knock me for a row of Chinese VVillow Plates. Mandarin-Drag her to the house. Exit Mandarinj Chew Sen Sen-Come let us Iiy on our illustrious legs and get married. The CURTAIN Falls. Scene II. Chorus-Many perfumed months have passed since Wun Lung Gon and Chew Sen Sen were married. They are now sitting in their garden whiling away the perfumed hours doing nothing. VVun Lung-Say Honey, take a squint down the road and see if you notice my old man. I heard he had a grouch on since we tied the nuptial knot. Chew Sen--I see not his angry body, But stay-there is some one getting off the street car. XVoe be unto us, it is him. fThe Mandarin entersj Mandarin-At last I have found you. XVun Lung-Come, to the High Bridge. fThe Property Man holds a bambo pole but little XVun Lung falls offj IVun Lung-I fall-the water is wet-I drown. Chew Sen Sen-Take a deep breath, turn ffiontinued on page 9.1 i img f in W VY jffl N I T Y F ALR IUITH THE MODERNZSTS IN HRT SILHOUETTE OF A MILKMAN 5 I' The striking woodcut printed above, called Silhouette of a Milkman was cut from a perfectly good piece of Blabon Beautiful Linoleum by Miss Pauline Le Duc. fMiss Le Duc studied at Central High school.J New York has been subtly distorted in the background. How many times, says Roma Smith, t'Have I seen Pauline made ill when an indiscreet yokel visitor has been looking for a likeness in one of her statues- regular buildings inhabited from top to bottom by a soul. Her art has been aptly described as The ultramarine soul impaled on white consciousness. Charlotte Haskell is painting the cov- ers for The Red Book, The Green Book, and The Blue Book. There ought to be some pot of gold at the end of that rainbow! Ethel Mullen is executing designs for a mural painting for the St. Paul Station, it is titled f'My XVild Irish Rose. X c D290 Mi I we 4, f: '1r1-Q I -, I kg V -Yugi l 1 X fl. X 1 0 I 0 9 5 I W JULIUS CAESAR The above is a recent portrait of Juli- us Caesar, who is well known as a writ- er of Latin prose, it is also rumored that he was in command, at one time, of the Roman army. The New York police have accused Herbert Jennings, alleged ar- tist, of the portrait, but he has denied all knowledge and filed a plea of inno- cence in the Anoka court. The painting is defined by sweepingly graceful lines brought out beautifully by Mr.Jenning's deft uses of mass in his scintillating greens and pinks. Mr. Caesar, himself, has been quoted as saying in regard to the portrait, 'tGal- lia est omnis divisa in tres partes quarum unam incolunt Belgae! fThis is evident- ly Russian and has been translated by Mr. Oliver Humphrey, something like this, t'By golly that is a fine picture, do me up a dozen. CTHE ITIUD TURTLE DOUE tffontinued from page 8.5 over on your back, move your hands. Mandarin-l will kill you. By the God of Fate you die. fEnter the God of Fate dressed very ec- centriclyj ln a squeaky voice-XVho calls me to this world of men? Mandarin-Say this isn't a masquerade. XVho are you? Cote of Fate-I am the God of Fate. Up, Chew Sen Sen. Hereafter you will be dead from the neck up only. Chew Sen-Thanks. God of FatefCome out of the wet YVun Lung Gon or you'll get your death of cold. Come and meet your lover. HEJNSEMBLE: The entire cast sings Bor loy un doy and? The CURTAIN Falls. 9 .i 0. ?x. . . .mem .BLA N 1 T YJTAL1-.. m . nn. n.. CTHE NEW mODE In UIOTOR CARS Pumpernickle Horsenheimer selects the four best cars of the season. , . 1 f L ,X V . M .. . - , I , Nl - .1 '1 1 p ee at . Q, ff'-4' g I ...,,.,,,m1v ia Mm G' .....- K--.i'w?y in First and foremost on the list of the more excellent cars is the laundulet- touring-ten-ton truck ash-remover and armored car de luxe, pictured above. It is complete with head and tail light, wheels, motor, a living room, heating plant and bridge table. The price is 215439.42 F. O. B. Farmington. This high powered machine 1746 cat powerj, is guaranteed to outrun some of the fastest street cars in the city. The next car is the Peesusov Eight a light fit weighs only six pounds, includ- ing the seven inches of cardboard high- way supplied with each carj and snappy auto. This car, specially geared for high speed, has a maximum speed of nearly ten miles per hour when on high. This car is complete with radiator cap and spokes. One of its many features is the combination steering wheel and pool ta- ble. The advantages of this little de- vice are evident, and the price, only seventy-five cents delivered to your ga- rage already to set up, is beyond re- proach. Give them your old car, and they give you a 332.00 bonus. The motto of this firm, Just a Fair Car, typifies the machine. The third car, known as the Klassy Kollegian's Kar, is fitted out with a very luxurious rear seat, the length being well over six feet. The accouterments on the Kar are solely to accommodate the undergraduate who desires to win the smiles, if not the hearts, of the Kollege girls. In the lavish gunny-sack uphorster- ing, the manufacturer has combined ex- cellent taste with solid comfort. The fourth car, a Hasting's ripper. is selected for its streamlike effect, the whole aspect being so streamlike that it resembles a brook or even a creek. One man dived into a river, but on account of the springs in the car, was not seri- ously hurt. In this article, I have tried to be as discreet as possible, rejecting bribes from firms which were not absolutely re- sponsible for their checks. However, if any readers are displeased with 1ny se- lections, call my secretary, Seigtreid Blah, and the matter will be discussed until your ruffled spirits are somewhat mollified. DERRICK IMPORTED CAR Above we see the Derrick Phaeton Tulip 1929 Model. It is equipped with disappearing front seat Cgasoline also disappearsl an engine, four wheels, com- bination racing top and portable bridge. Thecar also has a back seat and a wind- shield. Ed Sands drove this popular, snappy, speedy car to victory at the Essex Sweep-stakes last year. ,gg gg wg g VANITY FA1Rgggg 11 BOOK REUZEIUS BEN ROD A review of part of the famous tragedy by Stall Parkington. Ben Rod, his mother and father who are of the Koch tribe are prone to call him Harry, sat sullenly at a table in the ample lunch room of the comfort. 'l.y filled school which he attended. His mother wanted him to learn French, mu- sic, and art: his father insisted that he study the subject of accounting. He was sullen on this particular wintry day because he didn't have any money. The fact is that only a few days be- fore, he had been inviegled into buying three beautifully slim rabbits, so tame that they never seemed to run or frisk about like those elusive wild ones. One dollar, two weeks' allowance, was the amount he was forced to pay for this veritable gold brick. After Ben Rod had bought them, he took them home and laid them tenderly in the .wl- lar on the sweater that the laundress had forgotten on her last visit. Alas, the next morning he could not find them, but he did find that he had not remem- bered to close the window after the coal man finished his job on the previous day! This day as he sat crunching a few packages of potato chips, he was inward- ly bemoaning his loss- and the fact that he would not be able to get in on Uthe fun, the cleverness, and the pep which the Seniors' County Fair promised to afford that afternoon in the gym. The action of his nerves and muscles were so affected by the subject on which he was meditating that his outward appear- ance reflected a look that was more than pitiable. A benevolent chap, named VVilliam Hammerquist, sees the stricken lad and declares that he is willing to loan him a dollar on condition that he will eat one of the many sandwiches with which he always provides for secures? for his noonday meal. The action of the book from this point on is very varied and touching, Ben Rod goes to the Fair, feasts mentally on the wonders of Spidora, fortune- telling, and midgets, and decides that some day he will give a Hfairl' upstairs in his barn. He answers the wails of the ladies at the lemonade stand and the cry of the hot dog man. He doesn't for- get that they are selling canned pickles and peaches the had a can-opener on his knifel, and all the cake and mushy candy seems to have been made espe- cially for him. Unfortunately, he becomes very ill that night. He thinks he will die. The doc- tor is called. The affair is getting seri- ous. Finally he abandons his former declaration that he merely ate an apple. He confesses that it was all the fault of that fellow Hammerquist, who gave him the money which was, as usual, at the root of all the evil. His father then for- bids him to ever, ever go near or com- municate with Hammerquist. This makes him feel very badly as he realizes that this will make it impossible for him to ever return the dollar which he had borrowed from the benevolent chap, Hammerquist. A NEID AHTOBIOGRAPHU It is declared by intimates of the early life of Herbert M. Richardson that as a baby he seemed to derive great pleasure in crying. Since he showed such a partiality for water in his earliest days, it is little wonder that he should become a swimmer in his later years, In reality he has been a 'C' Hsh. Through the rather naive frankness of one of his childhood playmates, it was learned that he is quite versatile at tick- ling the ivory keys fmeaning to play the piano gingerlyj. Like all geniuses, Richardson has his peculiarities. For instance, talk to him about cranberries, trumps, or pearls, and then watch him laugh. His closest friends declare that when it comes to birds he seems to be very fowl of the finch. For some unexplain- able reason, however, he always mispro- nounces it. IIZM It we BBB B ,Mft I VANITY FAIR HARD LUCK HHTIK By Hotel Service V 4 :XL ' I Q- J L ig fx EK? X Ax 5 H Q 'fills bniwhgw' W max . ... . .Ms '.........:- gd iwflvlllm W ! m jg f2 , Y- , fr ,, -A -:-AWD,-A Now Hard Luck Hank was a miner, Of the Klondike in '98. And the weird tale he told to me To you Iyll now relate. I gave old Hank a dime one day When he was down and out VVith lumbago in the arms and ears And a bad case of the gout. It was thisa' way it happened, So Hank began his tale, My side kick in them wild days XVas Blasphemous Bill McHale. Remember the rush to the Yukon ln the wild stampede for gold? Bill and I hit the trail with the rest And it sure was bitter cold. When we finally reached location All the paying claims were staked. lVe had nothing to eat but three moldy buns And some beans that had once been baked. lVe had a few gold nuggets Just enough to get to the coast, XVe resolved to hit for God's Country Or Minneapolis at the most. NVe were mushing along the home trail XVhen suddenly who should we see A' coming along, a' singing a song But One Eyed Mike McGee. We stopped an' give him the high aign An' asked him why he was glad. He said that he'd got the brightest idea Since he was a little lad, t'We asked him to elucidate And this is what he said, 'You know this land is full of ice F'or you all have bumped your head? 'It's summer down in the South country. In the old United States The people are paying for ice, right now, By the pound, at the highest rates? 'Here's my plan, we'll make a raft Of the high grade, purest ice, We'll float it down to Oregon To sell for a lower price!' lVe gave a whoop and yelled with joy And formed a company, us three, Blasphemous Bill McHale, and I And One Eyed Mike McGee. XVe broke three axes splitting ict But finally got enough. lVe rafted it down the river, An' the going sure was tough. ln the end we got it to the sea Ifpon the flowing tide, Then we sat down for what we thought XVould be an easy ride. Hank paused and heaved a deep set sigh And shook his gouty limb, I am able to tell this now Because I learned to swim. The raft below us soon did melt XVhen we reached a warmed clime And I jumped into the sea and swam Just in the nick of time, 'tAnd as for Blasphemous Bill McHale And One Eyed Mike McGee If you really wish to see them Search the bottom of the sea. This is the song of Hard Luck Hank Told under the Northern Lights, While the grey wolves bowled, and the huskies growled All through the Artic Nights. gg VANVIATVX FAIR I3 IUHO ARE THE CULTURED? V ' ..:, ',.. . 4-T ix A i 'A ' - ' x I'-X-fi. ici-usecs ' Uooocncowoow .5 Y - N 1 f'-v 1 nv ' 9. :haw X A ' 1 . A Q ici, . - i '90 oooie' . in ,M M' ti . There IS s oni ee Q pak 'I 1 5 ' ' A thing or other wrong ,.4,,V , r. A mm . s .J . SX N ,,, QL 1 - as r HA lfjfn 'ig with this little pic- ! ' '5 0 . . ' Q' torial effort. Let's M H: li. N .pl , 4 ' i I .:' f f A e V e r y b O d y guesg 'Q Q ,ig Q I what that incongru- I 1 sf ity chances to be. 9 5 - ln this interesting picture shot in the wilds of downtown by a daring pioneer, from a distance of three miles using telephoto lenses, there is something addled or wrong. Can any little boy or girl in the audience tell me what it is? What did you say little girl? No, that's wrong. Ah, the little boy in the back row is waving his hand, what do you think is the answer, my lad? Yes, that's right, now say it loud so everybody can hear you. A little louder my little man, yes, Leo Faricy is PAYING to get into the show. Do you know how ' L it fi Q to enter a restaurant A f 3' V 1 X properly? Do you U 1? Vi fy' if I know which knife to eat your peas with? ' .fs 5 VVhich waiter to tip 5 it l iirst and which last? fe 505 A g Xgl A 1. Do you know how to ' , we 'Xu b Q Q. get your coat from 15' ' 2 w 7 K M , 42 V x E the check girl with! '19 4 h ' V - out tipping her? Do xii, d f . 5 Q' ,. 1 ' f you know Vvhat to do ' ' I when the ni u s i C 5' it 1 A I A starts? Do you know 422 ' .., i .f,. ' v 5? ,L ' V ' L X how to handle a per- illx llll H ' ' Y H. i. son who steps on at ii your foot without use ing brass knuckles? NVhich group do you belong in? shine that day. 1. The person who puts his feet on the table because he had a 2. The person who leaves his hat on in the room because his head gets cold. 3. The likely youth who thinks faux pau is the name of a race horse. 4. The pseudoebrain who offers a girl his overcoat when she complains of the cold, Elizabeth Caulfield' Aice and Florence Merth Everett MCNBHI' Evelyn Marshall Marjorie Hill Gordon Brown Prudence Gallup Reynolds Guyer Durand Smith Joe Shannon Margaret Knapp Rivhard Burbank R 1 ,L FEHTURES A STUDENT ROMANCE Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Florance, who lived in Hol- land. Her father lost his job as a Ma- son, so he eminigrated to America. The family settled in Schoff, near Lake Linner. Here, they bought a small brown house. Back of the house was a high Hill, which was so covered with Coffey Bean trees that one might have called it a Forrest. At the Lee side of the Lake were some Mills. Here the Miller and his son, Gor- don, lived. Because Florance's father was a Mason, she had too much Pride to associate with a Miller's son, but she fre- quently went riding with Howard, the son of the Smith. One day, while Florance was out rid- ing in Howard's Ford along the Hyland. a sharp Stone fell from the Hill onto the engine. A great explosion followed, which threw Howard from the burning car, but he was unhurt. However, he lost his Power to do anything. Luckily. Gordon was out walking that afternoon. and coming upon the scene, Fooley surveyed it. On seeing Florance, his face turned Gray. and he tried to Fischer out from under the car. He then tore off his coat and wrapped her in it. There was not much Roome on the Sands. but he did his best to Turner over. Next he carefully bound her Burns with a Hankee. When she opened her eyes, she tried to Hyde her face because Gordon was holding her in his arms. He released her and said in his Blunt way. Darling shall I leave Orr stay? The answer came with a shy glance at his arm, Aw. Shaw. you stay. It was no sooner said than Dunn. Ll MERICKS A boy with a Ford-named Dean Murray Once started his car in a hurry, Whereupon, Gilbert Stubbs Gave one look at the hubs. There was something that should make him worry. One day, our friend, Pearl Ledin Said out in the country she'd seen Her chum, Ruth Wilcken, Who'd been out a milken' But got nothing-now isn't that mean. Our shiek whose name is Ralph Moore, Looked very downcast and so poor That Ivy Cohn Said, I'm a goin' To see that he takes a rest cure. A girl in our school, Lydia Larson, Tried in vain to vamp a nice parsoix Cute Florence Bodwell Hollered, 'Tm going to tell, And have Lydia brought up for Uarsonf' In our class is a girl named Ruth Bickel To whom one of her friends gave a pickel. The whole thing she ate And sad to relate, Next morning, Ruth felt like a nickel. There is also a boy, Byron King, Who once tried a traela to sing Then Herbert Lande Said, Isn't it dandy, Class is over, just hear the bell r'ngf There's another girlw-Marjorie Fitch. One day, she got stuck-and to which Her friend, Alice Boyd Said, Gee, I'm annoyed, Why don't you get out of that ditch? HFTERIDHRD Locked up. as the printer puts it, or finished, as Noah Webster puts it. No, we're not, but our work on the 1923 Senior Annual is. Borg has eussed his luck for the last time, Fariey has eorlvrftell the l2lST proof, Miss Rosenberg has removed her glasses and is about to look at the world around her for the first tin1e in several months, and Miss Hoody has eheeked over the last Had. Yes, we're all relieved. At that. it has been a good job and we've had lots of fun in doing it, lt might not have been so pleasant if it had not been for the fine people who did the actual printing and those who helped in furnishing material to make up the book. To Mr. Tracy. Mr. Peterson, and Mr. 'Thompson ot Perkins-Traey Co., who printed the book, goes much of the eredit for what this Annual is. 'llheir eo-operation and suggestions have been invaluable. Mr. Mears and Mr, Fre- dell of Buokbee Mears K Co. have done much for us. Their whole attitude has been to give their utmost i11 assistant-e. Thanks are also due the Minnesota llistorieal Society for one of the pie- tures in the seenie seetion. To Mr. Marshall, whose words of encouragement and whose support have lightened our burden, we give a word of appreciation. This last official aet eompleted, we throw our paste, dummy, copy, and eye-shade into the corner and make a dash for the Milwaukee short line in hopes that a southbound freight will drift along before this reaches the hands of those members of the feminine sex who will immediately turn to Fhjfs pieture and exelaim in awed and hushed voices, Htiosh, Sadie, ainit he the handsome guy thoughfl Tearfully, albeit joyfully, Amen. Ye Statt. CTHE END 1 .AUTOGRAPHS MW! 's2Z',!V?'4f jf'-'LJL1' ! Z , 4 Qiawdd THE SENICDR EXCURSIQN June 14, 1923 J 7 QMWAWZMWWMZWJ L ff-QQZQQWQJ Www? jjmfehWmff9iZWf 2 5 by AWA MQW QJM ASK ABOUT OUR SUMMER SESSIONS Tlational Candq Companq 139 East 8th St. Saint Paul Compliments of Commercial State' Bank Officers 61 Directors ADOLF BRENIER President HENRY Mcf'OLL Vice President H N1 KAISCHI-IITIGII Vice President E DYVARD G. BREMQER Cashie O'l 'l'O BREIVIER JOHN KXLSUHFIITEIL Holm 81 Olson Saq it with Flowers 20 W. Sth St. Ce 6083 marie Rothfus School of Dancing STUDIO Liberty State Bank Bldg. Snelling and Selby Aves. Nestor l568 Dale 3166 T ,Vi Practlce -4f' i i iX I 1 I S f . IF' :sl E A FQ 5?-' 5. iii? 'Ti J nd K W f l A I L Tl. ' , Q ,Q fminn, gf? N I--S-L:-vsvaNE'?, i X - U 'L L22 af? f? e tk Home lx 1 Its-,-1-i1'1'a:?uei':1'if ' ' it , it ii N08 Lt ...es OST P '1' N98 Students of typewriting can make greater progress by home practice. We have special rental rates for students, who will find that it is to their advantage to rent an l... C. Smith typewriter and have it sent to their homes. Call or phone L. C. Smith 8: Bros. Typewriter Co. Phone: Garfield 3303 203 Metropolitan Bank Bldg. We believe the Hupmobile to be the best car of its class in the World. fwlbgl Nye! V - wif I i figs., 'f lil 4- V, x '-s, i., - ,pf :ti ' 33 Y i if is ,M X J .e t,.,l , , 5 K, yff l 1 Y 3 X7 Yv-'R ' X, -i '- ,.f 'k'1 jligil Q-in Hupmobilep Einar Lee Motor Company IZ6 West 6th St., St. Paul, Minn. Cedar 2 I OI Compliments of The Merchants Banks The Merchants national Bank Robert at Fourth Merchants Trust 81. Sauinqs Bank Fourth near Robert Farmers 81. Merchants State Bank East Seventh and Minnehaha Affiliated Institutions of Saint Paul tDe Conqratulate the members of The Class of 1923 upon their qraduation and wish them success inthe future SCHOCT-TS Lincoln - Ford Forclson OIDENS MOTOR SALES, Inc. Cldl'lE BAKERUN Lunches Soft Drinks Candy MRS. RUDER Opposite Central We take this opportunity to ex- Let Us develop and press our THANKS and APPRECIA- TION for your patronage in the past print your school year and we wish you a pleasant and joyfull vacation. 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PROGRESS Since that memorable day when Ben Franklin with his kite and key introduced electricity and HReceived the shock of his lifeng development of that wonderful energy has pro- gressed from painful experiment to many well known and varied uses. The telephone, telegraph, wireless, X-Ray, elec- trically driven locomotives, ocean liners, etc., have made it possible for us to do things undreamed of in his time. And now, with the aid of electricity, the greatest improve- ment to the photo-engraving industry in a quarter of a century has been created and perfected and is in operation in our plant and at your disposal. The great problem that has faced the photo-engraving industry since its discovery has been a method of etching cop- per and zinc plates in a way that would reproduce an image on metal in all its faithfulness to detail and at the same time produce a printing plate that was practical under print shop conditions. Greater printing depths, perfectly shaped dots and lines, clean cut and sharp images can now be assured by Buckbee Mears Companq Licensees Edgor Electrolytic Process Designers and Engravers of High School and College Annuals Newton Building, St. Paul, Minn. in K i' 4 l 7 ...-Q Ss Open , Jasper Park June lst Mt. Edith Cavell Lodge on to 11,033 ft. Lac Beauvert Sept. 30th IN THE ROCKY MOUNTAINS CANADXS NATIONAL PLAYGROUND AND GAME SANCIU- ' ARY of4,400 square miles. Riding, Hiking, Climbing, Fishing, Camping. Mighty snow-capped mountain peaks, gleaming glaciers, great rlvers, and shimmering lakes. JASPER PARK LODGE IO!! Lac Beauvertl 1Under management of Canadian National Railwaysl provides excellent accommodation for 250 guests. All modern conveniences. Rates 35.00 per day and up, American plan Cmeals imtludedl, Stop at the Daminion's Finest Hotels V I Fart Garry. 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Official Photographer to Class of1Q23 RYAN BUILDING ROBERT AND SEVENTH Perl9insfCTracy Priniinq Co PRODUCERS OF QUALITU PRIHTHIG Specializing in Catalog, Book, Program and General Commercial Printing Printers of CT'he 1925 Central High School J1nnua2 141 East 51h Street Saint Paul, Minn. V- Q XM I ' .AUTOGRAPHS ' L. x lv ll M 1, ' -Qxfk.. 'L Aa 0 1'-' 4 l v J v LL X K H I ku T' L ? '? j -v,!,,w KN .V .-wx. 'il' N -1' - , P 2g1.g ag?.. e.,q .v...J. .:'-a-Sex-se.A'io.,..S. . - uw- - f Y . A965322 W sew.. - SGW: ' LOGE! FJ g M , r 1 Quit-u Tagless 29522-rn. ' ,qpfgs cap me .- ' 1 ' 0 0 mo' ' BWV v 'J T rec? S q?o0H00O05'ec on Q fi g one .f eg-ef' Gee 0000 9 5 115' I ' 00900 C' 9 ' 0 ,. ' ORVILLE J KUHL ' J eweler 26 West Sixth Street Saint Paul The increasing demand for better mountings has prompted the establish- ment of an up-to-date Jewelry shop, specializing in mountings of every de- . scription, together with the modernizing of old jewelry. An unusual variety of ring mount- ings in ISK Vvhite Gold and Platinum await your inspection. They are very reasonably priced, from 57.50 upwards. Your diamonds are reset in these mount- ings in your presence. Have your old Wedding ring mod- ernized by covering with white gold or platinum. to match your new dia- mond mounting. Our process neither harms the wedding ring, nor changes the inscription on the inside.. The cost is reasonalTle. ' so N a We also manufacture class pins and medals in our modern shop. Estimates and sketches gladly furnished. W Your inspection and inquiries invited. GIFTS THAT LAST Get our Suggestions for the Graduate. ORVILLE J. KUHL 26 West Sixth St. Opposite Hamm Bldg. Old Modernized