Central High School - Booster Yearbook (La Crosse, WI)

Text from Pages 1 - 166 of the 1918 volume:

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QS Page 5 ml- 1 , Page 6 AWN'-4k-i' H IiIaI CIJe5IOJt1JS3TIE. IRQ L.c.Rf.,s.1 ll 61115 ifihiinrz 1. ELIZABETI-I NORBECK. . . 2. GEORGE KASTLIN ..4... 3. EVERETT YERLY ..... 4. HARRY CLEMENTS. . . 5. HELEN WOLFE ..... 6. IRENE PAMPERIN ...... 7. FLORENCE SCI-IWEIZER. . 8. MARY BALDWIN ....... 9. BRADFORD DIXON .... 10. GEORGE SKEMP ,... 11. CARL SCHUBERT. . . Editor-inChief . . . . .Business Manager . . . . .Circulation Manager . . . . . . .Asst. Manager . . . . . .Senior Section . . . . . . . . .Junior Section . . . Adv. Junior Section . . . .AdV. Junior Section ..........Basket-ball ......Track .................,......Footba11 12. KIRK WIJITE ..... ........,...... O ratory and Debate 13 CLARA WEIMAR .,,.... Music, Dramatic, and Declamation 14. LILAH HAMMARBURG ..,............... Sophmore Section 15 INEZ BRAYTON ......,.......,..........., Senior Section 16 W ILLIAM HURTGEN .... Freshman and Adv. Freshman Page 17. ALMA SNYDER ......... 18. ANNA HARMACEK .... 19. EDITH EBERHART .... 20. BERNARD DOYLE ..., 21. NIILDRED SEXAUER ,... 22. ANNA ESCH ........... 23 FREDERICK HANKERSON ..... 24. HAROLD WEIssE ...,... 25. CATHERINE SINGER ,... 26. CHARLES WE1s ...... .................Facu1tySection Editor of Spice Department .... . . . . , . . .Spice Department . . .Spice Department . . . .Spice Department . , .Spice Department . . .Spice Department . . . .Spice Department ................Typist . . . .Adv. Senior Section ag H twa in SKJJEOJSTJEIH LMLIQSJ U Appreriatinn Gln Mizz Zllenarh, Lillian ZKnth f5reen, Jillian mar Nair anh the ztuhentz nt the Art Department we wish tn exprema nur sinrere nppreriatinn nt their help ani! interest in nur wnrk. ' 5 HX ULTYW uf I draw Page 9 Pg10 SAM E. TIFT, U. of Upper Iowa, U. of New York Principal. ll liaisalnanoicisvraia Mittel H LENA HEIDEMAN HORTON KLINE Heide Uncle Vice Principal Secretary of the Faculty: Head of the History Departmentg Head of the Mathematics Departmentg Organizer of Girls' Patriotic League. Secretary of P. T. A.g Hobby-Y-Punctuality. Treasurer of Athletic Association. Measure up. Hobby-Playing his flute. ' Well, now, let me see. Y r I if ' l ANNA M. MASHEK Anna English Head of English Department: Employment Bureaug Lieutenant Women's Ward Workersg Hobby- -Punctuation and Grammar. But don't you think you should be a little more careful? JOHN C. KLIEWER EDNA WIEGAND Herr Cicero German Latin Head of the Modern Language Departmentg Head of the Latin Departmentg Clerk of Draft Board. Latin Club. Hobby-Tennis. Hobby-Lost books. There are just a few people in this room-1 ' I have another sad tale to tell you. Page ll H lie I ea Inez Ion lol S T IQ. IRQ lL.o.H.e.l H CAROLINE RUDDOCK ROBERT BUTLER Carol Bobby Domestic Science Commercial Supervisor of Domestic Scienceg Head of Commercial Departmentg Junior Red Cross Committee. Hobby-Good eats. Yes, that looks nice. , Commercial Club. Hobby-Penmanship. Well, if you want to be a fool, college. X , , Miss VERNA WELCH Verna Commercial Hobby-Hiding IT. Yes, I think so, too. go to business l WILLIAM COLLINGE MRS. MARGARTT CAVANAUGII Bill Mother Physics Commercial Junior Red Crossg Booster: Contributor to Professional Magazines. Thrift Stamps. Hobby-Her children. Hobby--The Baby. Now, that the family is all in High School-. For cram's sake, cheer up! Page 12 ll Iien lneanoupuqsiivet. JEQ E.,e.H.,s.l ll MAE V. DUNN Dunnigaw WINIFRED FORBES English Dramatics: Forensicsg Professional Coach to L. C. N. S. Hobby-Inspiration. I run a concentration Study Hall. Klwini 7 Office Secretary HobbygLots of Company. Here, cut that out. LAYTON GOULDIN Go1die' ' Chemistry Manager of Athletics. Hobby-Red tape. Remember, Sub Rosa. ALICE E. GREEN Teacher English Coach of Oratoryg Declamationg Dramaticsg Masquersg Junior Red Cross Committee. Hobby-Correct Speech. Speak the speech I pray you, as I pronounced it to you. RUTHJE. GREEN' The Younger English Literary Critic, Booster Annualg Poke Gama. Hobby-Shakespeare. Stand still, and don't be afraid class. to look at the Page 13 Il liei laeaouousvirnieg L.o.n.e.i Ll HESTER L. HARPER ARTHUR S. HEMPHILL Hester Gloom English Mathematics Junior Red Cross Committee. Stage Manager. Hobby-Sarcasm. Hobby-Early Rising. I am thoroughly disgusted. Favorite speech-Nothing. HAZEL M. JOSTEN Christabelle History Kamera Kraft. Hobby-Looking Neat. Oh, those mumps! HELEN KAMMERER Miss ALICE KEITH Fresh Alice English Music Hobby-Chaperoning the' young girls. Orchestrag One of my freshman said-W-if' Glee Clubsg Opera. Hobby-Promptness. Seven-thirty sharp. The doors will close at 7:30.' Page 14 v I! lie i alles 0 O S TE H litoeoiaioal ll PEARLE E. KNIGHT RUTH LEISSRING Peekie Ruth English Sewing Poke Gama. HobhyH Eugene. Hobby--Her Work. I was so darn mad I could bite tasks. 'Tm so busy, I can't come. NATHANIEL MEWALDT lfNig77 Mathematics Debate Coachg Wendell Phillips Literary Society. Hobby,--A Ph. D. Now, can you do this problem? A. R. Mircm-:LL NORMAN MITCHELL A. R. Mitch Manual Training Manual Training Hobby-Soda Dispensing. Faculty Basket Ball. What flavor, please? Hobby-To enlist. By gum! I'll make it next time. Page 15 ll lilelilesalleitgmllsitlillii Fi ILOGOHOSOI ll 1-' R Jig, ' F . : :N F F. q?Fe3g1e1g9GLE EDITI-LIEEEINOCK . History and Civics Hobby-Music' Mathemamcs ' Iliigitcsig Clgoozxias Debatmg Soclety, ooh those youngsters? Hobby-Politics. Now, in 1912, when Roosevelt was running for President- . ADELE RENARD M'mselle French French Clubg Booster Staflg Social Committee. Hobby-To get a man. Vouz ne savez pas! 1 PAUL SCHAFER. FRANCES RUEDEBUSCH Shafe Fred Mathematics German Football Coachg Gymnasium Teacher: H0bbY'-P1'10t0E1'HDhY- Head of Military Battaliong Anything Edna Says, goes for me. Hobby-Talking Football. Come on, now. Get into it. Page 16 ll me il sa Ina no con S T la lea ILOCQSO ll l l ADAH STREETER ESTHER WOLD I-Ieny-y uEsn Latin M'11' Exgonent of the Ford Cary H0bby,,.Hiding IT. 1 mary hl:Egyqi fRgord.,, That shape doesn't look very well on you. Heaven's! I don't know. THOMAS PITTMAN Pitt Manual Training Teacher of Drafting. Hobby-Paying hospital bills. I wonder what it will be next? ALMA J. WYLIE FLORENCE ZIEGLER f4Mert11 uziggiev Girls' Gym Teacher Latin and English Girls' Military Training. Hobby-Caesar. Hobby-Swimmimg. Great Caesar's Ghost! Silk Stockings? Get off! Page 17 ll IHEQ IJEBLOJQJSTE H1L.e.H.,a1H S 'i 'ff sr g I WILLIAM MAXWELL GERTRUDE DICKENS Style-Plus Gert Commercial Librarian Coach of Second Teamg Hobby--Fussing in the Library. Social Committeeg Oh, go and get it yourself. Military Board. Hobby-Clothes. For heaven's sake, pass the salt. OTHER MEMBERS OF THE FACULTY MISS RUTH ALLEN, Mathematics. MISS CORA DESMOND, English. MR. MILFORD Fox, Manual Training. MISS CATHERINE HAYES, History. MISS MARIE HEKTOEN, German. MRS. ELIZABETH IRISH, Science. MISS SARAH MAC NAIR, Drawing. MR. E. A. PEART, Manual Training. Page 18 CLASS PAGES , , v 47 J WNS H ! K 'H W ' M Q V 'K f f f1'Wwf1m JW1 .W x1'S , Q1 . ff'i W'. fMf i 2 ffa2ifi1fZMMHu1i1:iv 1 41,57 1 1:22 OP! A iw x , ! Q -. xy J? ' 'lx LY ffl R X Ny x XM X zff r ' I I 1 X f U X I X llllmwmgg III E LD, ? X, J X f' f ff ff f f ' LZ ll IHOQOIHLOJQOJOTE H nulgoneonawosom H O Summer Srhnnl Mrahuatva JOHNSON MANNIX COHEN OYOMANICK SCHWANZLE WILLIAMS ENGLER GUGENBUEHL MONSOOR SOHROEDER PAPENFUSS KERR MOLZAHN C Alkhrnarg Ginza President ....,................,.......... ..... J AMES KEVIN Valedictorian ..... DOROTHY KUEHN H . QIILIITP 0115155 President ...... ......................... G EORGE KASTLIN Valedictorian ..... ESTHER BJORNSTAD Pg20 ItIngnfalnaawlwlswlalagLCQOHOSOI11 FEBRUARY GRADUATES WAIJTER BARCZEWSHI CCurley9 LUCY BERANEK MAYME BERANEK Commercial Club 3. GEORGINA BIRNBAUM, QGeney PHILIP BLOOM, QUps7 Class basket-ball 4. BERNETTE BUSHEK, CNettieJ Commercial Club 3. ' Page 21 ll tis ll E I as con noi .sa T E ia lE.o.E.s.1 11 Page 22 FEBRUARY GRADUATES KATHRYN CARPENTER, CK. CJ Glee Club 2. EDGAR COMBELLICK, Qlilggy Class Play 4. MARGUERET M. COUGHLIN, CMonny5 Press Club 3, Booster Staff 3, Glee Club 3, 4, Commencement Speaker. EUGENE CRIDER, qSatch5 W. P. D. S. 5 Class Play 4, Commencement Speaker, Basket-ball 3, 4,g Class Basket- ball 1, 25 Military Training 3. VIRGINIA DODGE JOHN DUGAN, CDoc7 L. D. D. S. 1, 2, 3, 4, Pres. 3, Interschol- astic Debate 3, Guards 3 g Corporal, Minute Men 45 Latin Club 2, 35 Press Club, Com- mencement Speaker. ll Ilsueslnaafonousruaglea ILOCOHOSOI ll ESTHER EWALD, CEsp Commercial Club 3. LEONE FREISE, CMrs.J Art Club, 2, 3. MARY FERRIES, QMo1ly3 Press Club 35 Commercial Club 3. MAREEN GARDER Glee Club 2, 3, 45 Commencement Pro- gram. ANGUS GITTENS, CSkagwayb Class Play 45 Class Treasurer 4. HELEN HURLEY Masquers 2, 3, 45 Entre Nous 2, 35 Glee Club 45 Class Play 4. Page 23 II me il 2221325 col EDJ S5 T E. R ILOQQHOSJ ll Page 24 FEBRUARY GRADUATES ELVIN J. HYNNE, CAD Minute Men 45 Commencement Speaker. WALTER J. JONAS, fWha1eJ glass Basket-ball 3, 45 Football 45 Class ay. DoR1s KARTHARY CDugs5 Glee Club 3. Rosm KUCERA DoRo'rHY KUEHN, CDotJ Valedictorian. DONALD S. LONG, CSho1-tsp Class Play. ll I u O il ss flea OO .ss T E lea 1 L.O.H.e.l ll FEBRUARY GRADUATES PAUL LYDEN Class Basket-ball 2, 3, 43 Class Baseball 2, 3, 4. RUDOLPH F. MAURER, CRud5 L. D. D. S. lg Commercial Club 3. ROBERT MULLEN, CClaudeD L. D. D. S. 45 Class Secretary 45 Guards 35 Class Play 49 Minute Men 45 Latin Club 2, 3. MALVINA MYDELS, CMalj MILDRED NELSON, CMH7 Orchestra 2, 3, 45 Poke Game. 2g Commer- cial Club 3. VIOLA NELSON, QVD Page 25 U IRQ ai lla noi noi es T la ia lnno.ri.s.1 ll Paife 26 FEBRUARY GRADUATES JENNIE NEWBURG, CNewtJ Art Club 2, 3. REBECCA Ross, CRebaj Poke Gama 2, 3. CECILIA A. RYAN Glee Club 2, 3, 4, Commercial Club 45 History Club 33 Class Play 4. ELNORA SMITH, QSkinnyj Glee Club 2, 3, 45 Girls' Patriotic League, Class Play 5 Commercial Club 4. ALMA L. SNYDER Glee Club 1, 2, 3, Mikado , German Club 2, Poke Gama 1, 2 9 Booster Annual Staff 3, 4. THORA STUVE, CB1ondyJ Commercial Club 35 Current Events Club 2. ll lisa il Eilllgiilill Lol S3 T E 1?llL.C.TfiI.S.l ll FEBRUARY GRADUATES 2 GEORGE THATRO SAMUEL J. THIEL, QJohnJ Glee Club 2, 3 Q Senior Class Play 4g Mili- tary Training 4. JOI-IN WALTERS, Ch-onl Mgr. Track 4g Cercle Francais 3, 4 3 Class Play 4g Glee Club 2s History Club 45 Guards 45 Class Pres. lg Military Train- mg. LILLIAN WEIGEL Commencement Speaker. PHILIP WEIN, QFlipj . W. P. D. S. 2, 3, 4g Minute Men 4. MARION V. WELCII I l Page 27 li 1 ai Q3 1 E mei o on ea T E E 1L.e.E.E.n H Page 28 FEBRUARY GRADUATES ESTHER WITT. JUNE GRADUATES STANLEY L. ANDERSON, CAndyl Baseball 1, 2, 3, 43 Minute Meng Military Battalion 4. q HEDWIG ANDEREGG, qPretzJ ' Poke Gamag Press Club g Glee Club 3 War Savings Society. MARIE AMUNDSEN, QPercyJ Declamatory Contest. SILAS BANGSBERG, QSD Commercial Club 4. MERRILL L. BENSON ll Iieiifeillaloiloissitg lsr lL.G.H.S.I ll JUNE GRADUATES n l Y HAZEL G. BENTLEY, QMonkeyJ Class Pres. 2, 35 Latin Club 1, 25 Glee Club 2, 35 Kamera Kraft 2, 3g Class Sec- retary lg Chairman, Junior Prom. Com- mittee 5 Girl's Patriotic League 4. FRANK C. BICHA, qKikej Track 3, Boys' Working Reserve. IRENE ALICE BJORNSTAD, CReneJ ESTHER J. BJORNSTAD First Honors, Masquers 43 Le Cercle Francais 35 Lieut. in Girls' Military Or- ganization, War Savings Society. ERWIN W. BLATTER, CErving5 Football 2, 3, 4g Basket-ball 2, 3, 4 3 Capt. 45 Military Board of Control 3, 4g Mili- tary Battalion 3, 4 5 Capt. 43 Class Play. ELEANOR A. BOLLRUD, CPugj Poke Gama 4. Page 29 Il'lnEnErJeaD1fD1S T E Pi ILOGOHOSOI ll Page 30 JUNE GRADUATES HAZEL A. BRONSON, QCookie5 Library Sketch 4. ADOLPH BUE JAMES RATSTON CALDWELL, Uimj Cheerleader 45 Masquer Play 2, 35 Boos ter Staff 2 3 Class Play. JENNY DANIELS, Ueanj Glee Club 1, 2. MARIE EDWARDS, CFluffJ Poke Gama 3, 4g Pres. 4. HELEN ERICKSON ll lieinssslnsariurinfsrlslss Lll JUNE GRADUATES HELEN EVJEN HELEN FLETCHER ALICE A. FLUECK Le Cercle Francais 3. BESSIE MAYE GEISENHEIMER, CChinkj Gfee Club 1, 2, 3, 43 Art Club 43 Class P ay. CATHERINE L. GILLESPIE, CKateJ Poke Gama 2, 33 Girls' Patriotic League. HELEN GOETZMANN Entre Nous 2, 3 g Masquers 3, 43 Fanny and the Servant Problem , Press Club 35 Booster Staff 3, Guards 3 5 Prom Commit- tee 35 Class Play. I l v1 N l ,d -1 I i .1 'fi .1 i ,l a A Page 31 ll liai1 !JeaIoJOS'iV1E.1R1 lE.e.1a,eol ll Y, n Page 32 - JUNE GRADUATES FLORA WRAY GOSNELL, QGozzy3 LEONARD JAMES GRAF, QGrafterj Baseball 1, 2 5 Class Basket-ball 1, 4 5 Mil- itary Battalion 4. BERNICE GUNTHER Library Sketch 4. ANNA HARMACEK, qAnnj Masquers 1, 2, 3, 45 Owin' to Maggie , Booster Staff 4 5 Kamera Kraft 1, 2, 3. CHARLES EDWARD HEILEMAN, QHeileJ Commercial Club 4g Boys Working Re- SETV6. STANLEY HETLAND, qStubsj W. P. D. S. 1, 2, 3, 4g Pres. 43 Commer- cial Club 4g War Savings Society 4, Mili- tary Battalion 3, 4g Commencement Speaker. Il I isa 5153132551 noi is T na ia 1t.c.ia,s.I ll JUNE GRADUATES 341.5 fel VL? ftfl ' l '-3 1 i HANNAH HIGGINS 1 MABEIJ H1NDs, QMibbsJ DORA JANICE HIRSHHEIMER, CHirshJ I. Masquers 1, 2, 3, 45 Entre Nous 35 Glee 1 Club 2g Chimes of Normandyng Decla- 2 matory Contest 1, 2 3 Guards 3 3 Le Cercle Francais 3. . CHARLES E. HOLCOMB, qChut3 4 Trackg Guardsg Military Battalion 43 l War Savings Society 4 5 Class Play. l IRENE M. HOUSKA 1 War Savings Society 4. I Q l 1 PHYLLIS M. IMHOFF, CPhil3 Glee Club 1, 2, 3, 4g Commercial Club 4. l 4 I . Page 33 H liail nacoiioisbrma J ll Page 34 JUNE GRADUATES LEANOR G. IMHOFF, QLeeJ Poke Gama 2. HELEN JOHNSON, QLang bangp Poke Gama 2, 35 Art Club 3. ETHEL MAY JOHNSON, CEtaJ MARIE KAMPSCHROER, fBalieJ GEORGE JAMES KASTLIN qSchma1tzJ Pres. of Class Of 19185 Booster Staff, Bus. Manager of Annual 45 Guards 3, 45 Min- ute Men 45 Football 35 Track 35 Class Basket-ball 2, 35 Orchestra 45 Glee Club 2, 3, 45 Crowning of the Gypsy Queen 35 Martha 45 Masquer Play How the Vote Was Won 5 L. D. D. S. 3, 45 Junior Red Cross Committee 4 5 Military Battal- ion 3, 45 Capt. 45 Military Board of Con- trol 45 War Savings Society 45Class Play. PHIL F. KENT, CFlopJ L. D. D. S. 2, 35 Track 35 Football 45 Mil- itary Battalion 3, 45 Minutemen 4. Il IHQJHSQQIJHSHZUQJSTEH lacruial ll J UNE GRADUATES ALICE KNUTSON, QKnutieJ Glee Club 3, 4. THEODORE C. KIDDER, qTed3 Commercial Club 35 Mgr. Track 4g Class Basket-ball 49 Football 4. LEROY KIMBALL, QPateJ Track 2, 35 Baseball4g Military Battalion 3. RUTH KING IRENE J. KNOTHE, CDollyJ Commercial Club 4 5 Declamatory Con- test 2g War Savings Society 4. RUTH 0. KNUDSON, qRufus3 Le Cergle Francaisg Latin Club 1, 2. Page 35 U lianelneafoiouairala Mai-eg ll Page 36 JUNE GRADUATES FRANK KOENIG glass Basket-ball 3, Military Battalion 3, JULIA ISABELLE KRONER Poke Gama 1, 2 g Le Cercle Francais 3, 45 War Savings Society 4. MARGUERITE S. LEASER, Clvlargej Poke Gama 45 Class Play. SARA LEWIS Glee Club 3, 4. STELLA LIEN, qStellj FLORENCE ESTERE LUND, QO1eJ Glee Club 1, 2, 3, 45 Commercial Club 4, Class Play. ll lHQJi1s2slHU US T E H ILOQQHOSOI il JUNE GRADUATES .', MYRTLE LUND A HUGH MARSHALL . ' l 1 l l l ERNA MEINERT ' ELMA MESSLING 1 l W ,,, fl l .f. l I ' E 2 l '14 1 IRENE MIDTLIEN, QShindyJ 2, Latin Club. - 4 A WILLIAM G. MUEL'LER f Basketball 3, 43 Military Training 3 5 5 Class Play. f l f l ' Page 37 Il lilennalleainl O STE ia L.e.H.s.l ll Page 38 JUNE GRADUATES LAILA OCTAVIA MORKVED, QLyleJ LORETTA E. MCNAMARA PHILIP S. MCCONNELL, QMacJ L. D. D. S5 Latin Clubg Glee Club 1, 25 Orchestra 1, 25 Guardsg Minute Men 5 Military Battalion5 Class Play. THOMAS E. MCDONOUGH, QMacj lllflgr. Basket-ball 45 French Club 35 Class ay. MARJORIE A. NELSON Le Cercle Francais 35 Masquers 1, 2, 3, 45 Entre Nous 2, 35 Misdemeanor of Nancyg Kamera Kraft. ALBERT E. NIEBUHR, CAD Military Battalion 3, 45 Class Play. Il lieiisairirenriisreia .J ll JUNE GRADUATES I I RUTH K. NOWAK, fRuce7 Glee Club 2, 4. INGA NORDRUM, Unk Spotsj Declamatory Contest 2, 3, 4 5 Class Play. ELMER L. OEHLER GUY OHLSON Masquer Play OWin' to Maggie. GRACE H. PALMER Masquers 43 Girls' Patriotic League. GWENDOLYN E. PENDIJETON, CGivenj l Poke Gama 2, 3, 4 3 French Club .5 'fs Page 39 If me si mea on no ss T E ia 1E,o.E,E.l ll Page 40 JUNE GRADUATES LILLIAN ORA MAX' PICHA, QBudD PAUL PETERMAN IRENE E. PIERCE, Qlvlousieb Poke Gama 2, 3, 43 War Savings Society 4. ROBERT PAUL POBRESLO, CBobj Track 2, 35 Commercial Club 4 5 Military Battalion 3, 4 5 Boys' Working Reserve. EDWARD W. Poss, QShrimp3 LEWIS PROBART, qScoopj Class Basket-ball 2, 3, 4 5 Capt. 3, 4 9 Mas- quer Play Owin' to Maggie , Football 2, 35 Baseball 1, 2, 3, 4, Military Training, Minute Meng Class Play. It lisa nsainsa U U .si Til! Pi L0o.Ets.l ll JUNE GRADUATES - - OLIVE REDPATH, CRipJ War Savings Society 4. A OSCAR HJALMER RIPPE, COskarb Athletic Council, Pres., Military Boardg Football 1, 2, 3, 4, Basketball 1, 2, 3, 4, 1 Baseball 1, 2, 3, 43 Class Play. - l r GARNET M. RoGERs i War Savings Society 4. l , , i 1 at ' CARL SCHUBERT P, Football 4, Booster Staff 45 Minute Meng , Military Battalion, Basketball 4. 1 h CAROLINE SCHWEIZER, CCalyj f Masquers 1, 2, 3, 4, Pres. 45 Entre Nous ' 35 Guards 3. LOUISE B. SCHRIEBER, fLou5 i if li ... . , , ,, V ...J .,.,,,,., Page 41 ll lla 1 ella noi roi 5 tr E Pl uL.c.a.a.1 ll Page 42 JUNE GRADUATES EDWARD CHARLES SCHROEDER, CChickJ L. D. D. S. 1, 2, 35 Latin Club 1, 25 Le Cercle Francais 1, 2, 35 Interscholastic De- bate 35 Minute Meng Class Play. WILLARD E. SCHRADER, CWilks5 Football 45 Track 2, 3, 45 Athletic Council 45 Military Battalion 3, 45 Class Play. FLOYD A. SHEELY FRIEDA SIEDE Girls' Patriotic League 45 Declamatory Contest 3. CATHERINE L. SINGER, CShortyj Commercial Club 45 Booster Annual Staff 4. HAROLD M. SMEVOG, CSma3 Commercial Club 45 Military Battalion 45 War Savings Society. R ll lnsislJaco1ossTisia La J ll JUNE GRADUATES HARRIET SMITH HAROLD SMITH, QSmithyj Class Basket-ball 45 Class Baseball 1, 2, 35 Boys' Working Reserve. RUTH A. SNYDER, QRufusJ Glee Club 3. HELEN M. F. STARK, Uuniorj Glee Club 1, 2, 3. THOMAS STAVRUM, CTomJ Mgr. Basketball 35 Football 45. Basket- ball 45 Military Board 45 Class Play. LILLIAN M. STROMBECK, CLil3 Commercial Club 3. l Page 43 II rl i 531335 O O S T E 1alL.O.,uH,a.l ll Page 44 JUNE GRADUATES CHARLES A. THOMAS, QCatJ L. D. D. S. 3, 45 Pres. 45 Latin Club 35 Military Battalion 3, 45 Interscholastic Debate 45 History Club 35 Minute Men 45 Class Play. CLARA L. TILLMAN, QTillieJ Art Club 3. GRACE E. UPTON, QScottieJ MILDRED HAVEN VERNON Poke Gama 1, 25 Le Cercle Francais 3, 45 Girls' Patriotic League 45 War Savings Society. DOROTHY E. WELSH, CDotJ Poke Gama 45 Commercial Club 4. HAROLD WEISSE, QYZJ Glee Club 1, 2, 35 L. D. D. S. 1, 2, 35 Boos- tc-ir Staff 35 Military Battalion 35 Class P ay. II IHQQ IJSMQJOSTJE. ia lL.C.H.S.I il JUNE GRADUATES CHARLES LEWIS Wms, J R., fOssieJ Salutatorian 4, Track 1, 2, 3, 4, Class Basketball 3, 4, Mgr. 2d Football Team 4, Athletic Council 3, Booster Staff 3, 4, Bus- iness Mgr. 3, L. D. D. S. 1, 2, 3, 4, Pres. 4, Science Club 2, 3, Glee Club 3, Orches- tra 1, 2, Interscholastic Debate 2, 3, 4, Captain 3, 4, League Oratorical Contest 2, 3, 4, Guards 3, Minute Men 4, Military Battalion 3, 4, Eigensinn 2, Fanny and the Servant Problem 3, How the Vote Was Won 3. CLARA M. WEIMAR, 4ShortieJ Booster Staff 4, Glee Club 2, 3, 4, Chimes of Normandy, The Crowning of the Gypsy Queen , Martha , Kamera Kraft. HARRIE1' E. WHITING, CHarryj Poke Gama 4. Lois M. WISKIRCHEN Glee Club MARIE WOLFE, CRhej , Glee Club 2, 3, 4, Girls' Patriotic League. EDWARD C. Womans Track 2, Football 4, Basketball 4, Class Basket-ball 2, 3, Class Baseball 2, 3. Pag ll rieufarneanoiousmrlala UL H Page 46 JUNE GRADUATES MILDRED WOOLLEY, QMH5 PERCY THOMAS WooLLEY, QPussj W. P. D. S. 1, 2, L. D. D. S. 3, 4, League Oratorical Contest 43 Interscholastic De- bate 4 9 Commercial Club 3g French Club 3, Military Battalion 3, 4 3 Minute Men 45 Class Play. ALTA D. YEOMAN Poke Gama 1, 2, 3, 45 Le Cercle Francais 3, 4, War Savings Society 4. KATHRYN M. ZAISER, CCatyj Poke Gama 4. LAURA ZEISLER, QZD Art Club 2. EULALIA C. ZIMMER, qLaIaj Poke Gama 4. II IHQHQIJQQLQJQJSTE H ILOGOHOSOI U JUNE GRADUATES C C JAMES KEVIN Football 1, 2, 3, 4g Track '33 Glee Club 35 Class President 4. LUELLA V. PENGRA, qElla.3 OSCAR SORENSON, COckieJ MIRIAM ZUST, qTiny5 Art Club 2, 35 Class Play. flbther Grahuaiez mhnze Mixtures me were Hnahle in Ghiain: William Nirhnlz . Zlnzeply Qbhreirht Ilnne wells P 47 ll lieialneacoifoiesriaia uciaelll P2 Qlnmmenrement Hrngram Ehurshag Evening, Man. 24 1513 eee Music ................................ High School Orchestra Music, Battle Hymn of the Republic ,....... . . . . . .Audience Salutatory, Development of Democracy Lillian Weigel Electrification of the Railroads , Elvin Hynne Music, Calm is the Night ................,.. .... B ohn High School Girls' Glee Club The Government of Germany Margaret Coughlin Development of Army Vocabulary John Dugan Music, Piano Duet, The Hall of the Mountain King .... Grieg Mildred Nelson and Mareen Garder Boy Power in America Eugene Cricler Valedictory, American Loyalty Dorothy Kuehn Presentation of Diplomas Win. Luening, President Board of Education Music, Class Song ........,.................. Class of 1918 Music, America the Beautiful . . . . . . . .Audience Reception to Class ........... .... H ixon Annex ll Iieievnacoifoirrnaia l ll G.L'nn1n1enmeme11t lgrngrarxn Glhurzhag Evening, 3111112 E 1913 eee Music. Q ..........................,... High School Orchestra The Effect of the Waruon Chemistry ......... Charles Weis Rehabilitation in France . , . .... Phyllis Imhoff Music-Vocal Solo ....... .... G eorge Kastlin Military Aeronautics ..,,...................... Guy Ohlson Commissary Department of the U. S. Army, Caroline Schweizer Music-Vocal Solo ........,...............,., Hugh Marshall Social Service Work in the Army and Navy. .Stanley Hetland Validictory, Accuracy, the Test of Education, Esther Bjornstad Music--Mixed Quartette Ivah Pease, Clara Weimar, George Kastlin, Hugh Marschall. Presentation of Diplomas Wm. Luening, President Board of Education Music ..... .... H igh School Orchestra PZ H Iien lleafolbisirla 1amn.o.rr.e.1 U X X X S 'X s X x- Q RANDOLPH EVJEN, Editor It is very difiicult in ordinary times to keep track of a group of grads and the war has added greatly to the difficulty. But a few may be found in the schools, es- pecially in the U , thanks to Rudie Blatter, who hunted up those graduates who entered the University last fall. Following is the list giving the letters showing the courses taken by the students. L. S. stands for letters and science, C. C. Commercial Course 5 E. engineering, L.law, H. E. home economics, Med. medical. Leonard Adair, L. S. 4. Joseph Baker, C. C. 3. Julius Bloom, C. C. 4. Ruth Boynton, L. S. 4. John Brindley, L. S. 1. George Bunge, L. S. 1. Marie Esch, L. S. 3. Jim Evans, Med. 2. Joenia Ewe, L. S. 3. Frank Funk, C. C. 4. Glen Halik, L. S. 4. Harry Hirshheimer, M. E. 4. Mildred Hussa, H. E. 3. Page 50 Leonard Kanard, E. 1. Cyril Leinfelder, E. 1. Edith Lyons, L. S. 3. Alphonse Mueller, C. C. Harold Risberg, L. S. 1. Marion Sanford, L. S. 4. Albert Sielstad, C. C. 3. Ragnhild Skaar, L. S. 2. Frank Spettel, E. 1. Katherine Taylor, L. S. Armand Tentor, L. S. 3. William Walker, L. 1. Elizabeth Weimar, L. S. Wilfred Yerly, C. C. 2. James Baker, C. C. 3. Stanley Balmer, C. C. 4. Rudolph Blatter, E. 1. Alma Bradfield, L. S. 2. Harold Bryant, C. C. 4. Marian Dawson, L. S. 4. Edward Evans, L. S. 3. Henry Evjen, C. C. 3. Avonelle Fullmer, H. E. Alf Gunderson, L. S. 2. Gertrude Harrison, C. J. 2. 3. 4. 1. 1. ll Fila i alma noi noi .ss rr is ia1n.e.n.e.1 ll Hobert Hodge, C. C. 3. Burton James, M. E. 3. Paul Kevin, Med. 2. Elizabeth Lyons, L. S. 2. Theo. Montague, L. S. 2. - Mamie Olsen, L. S. 3. Claude Rupp, Ph. 4. Elinore Schweizer, L. S. 4. Martha Skaar, L. S. 4. Thomas Skemp, L. S. 4. Margaret Stavrum, L. S. 1. Russel Thompson, L. S. 1. Marion Vesey, L. S. 3. Clarence Vollmar, Chem. 3. John Weisse, L. S. 3. A number of students have enlisted and those whose names I have been able to obtain are: Stanley Balmer, Ordinance Dep't, Joseph Baker, infantry, Harold Bryant, aviation 5 Henry Evjen, signal corps, Frank Funk, aviation, Harry Hirsh- heimer, aviation, Burton James, Hospital Corps, Harold Risberg, navy, William Walker, naval reserve, and John Weisse, naval reserve. La Crosse had no representative on the Varsity football team last fall. To make up for this Bunge, Spettel and Blatter won their numerals on the Freshman squad. These are out for spring football to develop into good material for Coach Richards next fall. It is reported that Bunge and Blatter stand a good chance to make the varsity next fall. Rudie Blatter was elec- ted captain of the freshmen team. John Weisse played on the freshmen basket-ball team and showed real form with the ball. If he returns to the U next fall, he will most likely play with the varsity. Several of the La Crosse fellows are taking active part in the spring sports. Bunge and Blatter have made the fresh- man track squad, Blatter qualifying in the shot and Bunge in the half mile and high jump. Evans, Sielstad and Hodge were out for the varsity track, all trying in the running events. Bunge and Brindley are competing for the manager's job on the Spring Fresh- man Baseball Squad. Frank Funk was assistant manager of Varsity foot-ball and H. Bryant was manager of the cross country team. Both received their Ws . Many of the first year students were taken into fraternities and sororities last September. Those making the frater- nities are: Brindley and Blatter in the Beta Theta Pi, G. Bunge, L. Yerly, R. Thompson in the Phi Psi. C. Leinfelder, F. Spettel in Deita Phi Upsilon. Also some of the upper classmen who went to the U to complete their course made fraternities: William Walker, Phi Alpha Delta, George Lilly, Zita Psi, John Weisse, Kappa Sigma. The girls who made sor- orities are Gertrude Harrison, Kappa Kappa Gamma, Marguerat Stavrum, Pi Phi, and others. As you know many of our graduates from all schools and from their business, have enlisted. LETTER FROM EMMET HASSETT School for Aerial Obs. Fort Sill, Oklahoma. Friend George: Several times during the past month I have thought of answering your letter, but theU.S. is rather a jealous master and gives one very little time to spend thinking of absent friends and still less time to pen those thoughts. It would take a book to hold the written expressions that have come to me since I last signed a contract to expostulate the principle of Archimedes, in room 19. During the past six months I have seen small things done in a big way and big things done in a small way. But every- thing tends to bring about the same end. My impression of the most noticeable thing in the army is Whether things are done right or wrong, they are done, and a motto that might well be adopted as a slogan here would be: Do something and keep doing it. Page 51 li li ei i Ines Loi ni S hir is ia i..c.a.e.m ll After leaving Fort Sheridan I went to Charlotte, N. J. where I was assigned to the 16 F.A. During the six weeks there, most of my time was spent in listening to the Southern people apologize for the kind of weather. We were knee deep in mud all the time. The balance of my time was about equally divided in dodging the col- onel, grooming the horses and guns, get- ting out of the mud, and trying to ride a lively horse. Oh yes! I read letters whenever they came. I discharged my private secretary shortly after getting here, for the promises I had received during my visit at L. C. H. S. failed to bring material results Cthis applies to both faculty and studentsj. Along that same line and as a gentle kick, a lot of our soldiers would ap- preciate a little Y. M. C. A. and K. C. work combined, along the lines of filling a few of the blank sheets Cthey so gener- ously offer us to fillj with the latest hap- penings, not war news, around home. After staying in Charlotte for a time I was ready for anything that would pry me loose from the mud. So when the call came for observers, I jumped at the chance. I was sent to Fort Sill so long ago that I can hardly remember the date. In fact, I think I told someone that I was born here. To try to tell you what has hap- pened since coming here would be a dusty tale. That's the kind of a state this is. In fact, on a windy day it is a common thing to see several acres of Texas blow past carrying all of Southern Oklahoma with it, and just before the Gulf of Mexico is due, the wind changes and back it all goes. These two states should be called sister states. They sure have a lot in common. I understand now just why the Oklahomian makes so good a soldier. He is brought up on sand. The other day a couple of fellows were talking about this place and one of them said, If I owned Oklahoma and Hell, Oklahoma would be for rent. But it really is not as bad as all that. Page 52 When the wind is not blowing CI am still looking for the timej the air is clear and warm. The trees are beginning to show their true color Cgreenj and signs of spring are plentiful. I have had some wonderful rides in the planes that we have here. There are at least forty of them and any day you can see as many as twenty in the air at one time. The work in which I am engaged is something new for this country, although it has been used by all of the nations now at war. An observer's duty is many sided, but the principal thing he does is spot the enemy fire, keep communication between the front and rear lines, locate the enemy's strong points, photograph enemy territory, and report anything that he may observe that has military value. Practically all of our reports are sent by wireless though there are different ways of sending messages. Outside of that we don't have much to do except read letters and wish we had time and place to write a few. Yesterday I received my diploma and now I am awaiting orders. I expect to be in France in a couple of months, but I do not know whether I'll be that fortunate or not. I saw Archie Olberg and Hap Hanson. They are both sergeants at the school of fire. Both fellows are wearing the same happy smiles and doing splendid work. Archie was talking of getting into the aviation work and Hap is studying the artillery game. L. C. H. S. has a right to be proud of both of them. I am scheduled for a trip in a machine gun ship this A. M. so I'll bid you: Bon jour Cgetting preparedj. Your friend, E. H. Hassett, Lieut. 16 F. A. P. S.-Tomorrow we transfer to the aviation section of the Signal Corp. Re- member me to all of my friends in La ll 1 i an 1 sa .1 is o o tr rf. ia lL.C.ii1il.S.I ll Crosse. Tell Heide that we sure enjoyed the box and would enjoy some of her own making. You see I am absorbing some Oklahoma sand. LETTER FROM VILAS BOYLE April 7, 1918. Dear Bill: It is getting along about the time of the year when the Booster Annual should be coming out, and I have been thinking of it quite a bit during the last few days. I should have written to you a long time ago, I really meant to, but I haven't as much spare time on my hands as in the days of yore, as the poet would say, and the family is very exacting in its demands along the lines of letters. As I said before, I haven't as much time on my hands as I did have once upon a time. I have been here at the Naval Training Station for nearly five months now, and to tell the truth, it doesn't seem like much more than that many weeks. The days are so full that a fellow doesn't seem to notice the flight of time. We are constantly on the go from 5 a. m. until 8 or 9 p. m. and often during the night we are called upon to do something. I am in the Hospital Corps and I've found out, or rather made sure, that the Navy isn't quite like the recruiting officers say it is. The way they talked about it, we would come down here and enjoy our- selves for a few months, then be shipped out to active duty. Well, that was partly truth. We do en- joy ourselves quite a bit and I expect to be sent to sea in about three or four weeks, but there is a big lot of work done here too, believe me. Reveille is sounded at 5 a. m. five days a week and on Fridays and Saturdays at 4:30 a. m. The time from 5 until 7 is occupied in lashing our hammocks, bathing, and swabbing out the barracks. At 7 o'clock morning chow, 7:30 muster, 8-9 litter drill, 9-12 school. CWe study pretty much the same sub- jects that a medical student would study, but only the phases which are of use in the service. The subjects are: Anatomy and Physiology, First Aid and Minor Sur- gery, Hygiene and Sanitation, Pharmacy, Materia, Medica, Chemistry, Bacteriol- ogy, Toxcology, etc. Quite a curriculumlj At 12 o'clock is noon chown, 1-3 classes, 3-4 drill, 6 o'clock evening chow , 6:30 muster and from that time on until taps at nine we are free unless we happen to be on guard or on some special detail. That routine holds good on all days ex- cept Saturday, Sunday and Wednesday afternoons. Saturdays and Sundays are Liberty days, and Wednesday afternoons are taken up by review and visitors. Believe me, those Saturdays and Sun- days on which we get shore leave are wel- come days. Only one day more welcome, to my knowledge, and that is pay day. The Station seems to be empty now, since the fellows left. I mean only three fellows, Kevin, McCann and Reget. They went to sea last week. I was rather sorry to see them go, but they were glad to get away. I was here a month before they came, but they were seamen and their training doesn't take so much time. I've been talking enough about myself now, so I'll begin to fire a few questions at you. How about the Booster? I suppose if you are going to have one at all, it is pretty well under way by now. Who is the editor this year? It seems to me that I heard from someone that Elizabeth is. If you can find the time to answer all those questions, I'll be mighty glad to hear from you. I might even see you before long. I'm half expecting a furlough in a few weeks. Sincerely yours, Vilas Boyle. Co. D2 Hosp. School Main Camp, Great Lakes, Ill. Page 53 Il liQ1lE3lJEllOlt3l5TE isa lit.,o.r.tsol tl Q51 Ili, - ll V . . ill l .4 1 ,. l ' A Q' i i llmfllgaglllwlel. T .Mp ll 3 Illia' i S sf ll li iii! I l' gi ll l il I Q, -gl A ,ll ' i v ll 1, i tl l l f r .4 ae, - Ww wamraam g g . l ,Z 5 E N l U H Z5 Q i THE SENIORS 1. The Seniors are a valorous class and FIELD OF HONOR C?J The Seniors are a brilliant class So We have heard folks say, For Harry's fiery head-light Is a beacon on their Way. 2. Cupie has shouldered his musket And left this school to fight, By bravely doing his duty He'll keep his honor bright. 3. We have a champion knitter too, Mart Works the live long day, First at a Wristlet of khaki Then at a muffler of gray. 4. There're other lads and lassies We'd like to Write about, But for lack of space upon our page, We'll have to leave them out. Page 54 easily we imagine our young heroes and heroines becoming serious rivals of some of the star medal winners Over There, for example, We expect to read of: Marguerite Risberg winning the iron cross for her solemnity and brutal atro- cities. James Kelly, the six footer, winning the Congressional Medal of Honor for his adeptness at heart smashing. Dick Farrel winning the Order of Merit for his astounding brilliance-when gassed. Mabel Cohen, the man-hater, Winning the Croix de Guerre for her service as army cook. After the war you Will doubt- lessly be eager to read her literary sen- sation, Cooking for the Soldier Boys or VVhy They Never Came Back. Chic Schroeder, known in the trenches llIHQEIESEIJBSOKOJFSTEL1-itIL.C.JHI.S.IIl as the little quaker, winning the Vic- toria Cross for his meekness and quiet- ness. We will add that here is the fellow who will break the Von Hindenburg line. He has but to don that vivid Chemise de vert, and presto! Every Hun from one end to the other will be stark blind. Frank Root, girl-hater, winning the Conspicuous Service 'Order for singing the Huns to sleep just as they were about to raid his trench. CPractice makes perfect, you knowj. Have you taken a Liberty Blonde? Miss Harper: What is an artisan? Esther Graff: A well digger. An extract from a theme entitled, The Burglar : There was a terrible crash! I jumped up, too frightened to move. If Norma turned White, would Theo- dore Kidder? If Irene Edwards were turned out, would Marie Hauser? Miss Harper: We sometimes use met- aphors in slang expressions, for instance, He is a prune. We imply that he has the qualities of a prune. Edward: Yes, stewed! THINGS WE CANNOT SEE A wink from the eye of a needle A nail from the finger of fate A plume from the wing of an army And a drink from the bar of a gate. A hair from the head of a hammer A bite from the teeth of a saw A race from the course of study And a joint from the limb of the law. PUZZLES A 1. Mart, Edith and ,Norma were walk- ing down the street under one umbrella. How did it happen they did not get wet? 2. There is a tree. Upon the tree there is a branch. A Upon the branch there is an apple. Also upon the branch there is a little bird. How would you get the apple with- disturbing the bird? 3. What is it that flies in the air and has four feet? Answers- 1. It wasn't raining. 2. Wait until the bird flies away. 3. Two birds. FAMOUS SAYINGS ATTACHED TO FAMOUS SENIORS 1. Theodore Kidder, the stage hand: The world knows nothing of its greatest men. 2. Rachel Fjelstad: Smile, smile, smile. 3. Edward Bloom: A happy accident. 4. Helen Meigs: As well be out of the world as out of fashion. 5. Everett Yerly: I'm the Guy. 6. Edith Eberhart: Absence makes the heart grow fonder. 7 . Larry Engelhard: Words, words, words. 8. Merrylyn Murphy: I have no other but a woman's reason. 9. Marguerite Weston: Beauty draws more than oxen. ' 10. Harold Weisse: He says a thous- and pleasant things, but never says adieu. 11. Norma White I She's pretty to walk with, And witty to talk with, And pleasant, too, to think on. 12. Charles Bruha: Of all my folks' relations, I love myself the best. Page 55 I! li isllsanoicisirrr. HlL..G.'1Hf.S.I!! A vmcrn X 5, .iumons F bi- lm! A MEMORABLE MEETING OF AD- VANCED JUNIORS QRead with spirit and speed for the right etfecti As 3 :15, in room 212, had been appointed the time and place for a meeting of this most honorable class, at 3:16 there were three people present. Our worthy presi- dent, Willyum Bunge, having held his oflice for an exceedingly long term, and finding his duties arduous, had announced the pressing need for an election. At 3:18 in wandered two more people. The President was so distressed at this showing of loyal class-mates that he strode down the hall in search of wandering mem- bers of the class. Meanwhile, the first comers, eager to study their Latin, of course, skipped away. The president had no luck. Strange to say, however, even under these discouraging circumstances, his grin remained. But when someone else spied two girls of our class in 211, it was considered best to change quarters and hold these members by force if necessary. Page 56 About this time the Trio, Anne, Jessie, and Slizz, calmly sauntered in. Nominations, shouted the chairman in a loud voice, frightened lest someone should escape. Mary Baldwin for president, sugges- ted some wide-awake person. Nominations closed, shouted Jessie. Sure, agreed everybody. Vice-president? cried Billy, immen- sely pleased that affairs were progressing so rapidly. Slizz piped up, Let's have Anne, and unanimously elected was she. Amidst general laughter at this hilar- ious procedure Anne hurried Cremarkablelj to nominate Slizz for secretary. Of course she was elected. You who didn't come missed a good time. Indeed you did! Just ask Laila! And so from beginning to end it was: Short but sweet. Quality not quantity. Pep, Pep, Pep! We add that this clause has been decided H Iiei llsaroitilsitira ia IL..G.H.S.I il upon for our conststution: A majority of those present shall constitute a quorum. A good rule, isn't it? Miss Wiegand says she doesn't know an EARTHLY THING about gardening. Lawrence Engelhard tells about the frustrated prisms. Kirk White employs circumlocution. I stole a kiss the other night My conscience hurts alack. Guess I'll go again to-night And put the blame thing back. THE JUNIORS' PRAYER From Miss Dickens' put you on the black list phrase, when you're late re- turning a bookg from lack of patience in the lunch room, when teachers intervene 5 from Miss Desmond's poisoning glance when you haven't paid your bill, from Miss Keith's shame ON you when you sing a passage Wrong, from Miss Heide- man's excuse is not suflicientf' when you've been sick almost a weekg from long merciless lessons from teachers who think they are the only ones you have, from study hall teachers like Miss Pennock, when she thinks you need- n't consult, from teachers who say no registration when you're not in your seat with the bell , from teachers who ARE NOT like Miss Josten and Miss Ruth Green, when it comes to study hallsg from men with pompadours like Mr. Mewaldt'sg from some assemblies like those we've had, when we only got reproofg from all these and many other things, we beseech Thee, Oh Providence, deliver us. Amen. Mr. Kline, Now we have all of our faces rectangles. Still, I don't see many plane faces in the class. GOOD ADVICE FOR FRESHMEN 1. The only way we won battles and victories was by self conquest. 2. Keep your eyes peeled, your lips sealed, and your heart steeledq 3. Don't talk. If you Want to help yourself, don't talk. Cut the conversa- tion. 4. Get on the teacher's good list. 5. Be pleasing to everybody Cinclud- ing enemiesj. 6. Be careful of Miss Dickens. 7. Put on your Auto clothes for the Great Spring Drive! 8. Don't be a Pink Slip! e 9. Don't make a fuss in the study hall. If through a telescope or glass You seek the advanced junior class You'll find a number of brilliant stars, And the shining planets of Venus andMars. For there's Ruth Salzer's pretty face, And Mary's big eves fixed on space. Kirk and Bradford debate with the fury of Mars And Marcus wins fame in gridiron Wars. Laila's a jazzy disposition And Clarence-Bieber's a 'lectrician. Lloyd Spence is a famous fiction writer, And Edwin Wilke's an uplift fighter, Margaret and Ella shine in dancing g Errol Olson and Wilfred Pfafilin Are good boys who try to keep from laughin' In English class, which is hard enough Without Denigan's thirteenth century stuff. , That John is something of a poet But he didn't write this, and we all know it, So much for this glorious constellation Perhaps the brightest in creation. Page 57 lb lueussnafoufousrusiea l U n, .hh J 5.Ni11r ' WQIILINIORE CLASS OFFICERS President-Dorothy Suitor. Vice-President-Irene Pamperin. Secretary'-Helen Treasurer-Camilla Kerz. HIGH CLASS VAUDEVILLE A Real Thriller. Cheap at twice the price A SYNOPSIS OF PART I. CAST OF CHARACTERS AS THEY APPEAR Ruth Crook .,eer.Wee. ..e...rr.... ,ee.eeeeee C . C 9. villain Margaret Hammernone of the villain's tools Dorothy Nobles C , Lillian Wilde ooo,oorr Frances Phelps CCC,CCCCCCCan adjective adjective obstruction Paul Mahoney e...,...,ieii Russel Wartinbee, Irs Livingston., Stanton Taylor ,,soi Delfert Zell s......s..ss ,Ca sugar substitute a growth in a bee .ooso.,.s, a live stone C C ,Ca tailor C CC i.i,s energy C, Ca turn Louise Wendilpingl CC C Glenn Schrader Page 58 CCC so,s a lane Goddard. Bob Millingtonw C ,C a milling town Dorothy Breueru CC CC a mixer of drinks Irene Pamperin ,oss C . CC C C CCCCCC .an inn SYNOPSIS . A Crook -ran down the street with a Hammer in his hand, which did not add to his Noble appearance. There was a Wilde look in his eye when he jumped in- to Miss Phelps, who was madly calling Ma-Honey, Ma-Honey Which had turned from a Wartinbee to a Living stone. A Taylor joined the chase with great Ziel. Wendlljing their Way down Schrader- lane, they came upon a flourishing Mill- ington full of Breuers, who recommended the tamper Inn for a place to rest. CTO be continuedb ll li i lusacoifoisrnia mein-ml ll Miss Hektoen Cin German IV? asked a Junior to translate a sentence, which in English meant ','Elizabeth shook her head. Junior- Elizabeth shook his head. Miss H.-- My Wasn't she nervy! DO YOU KNOW: Doris Saltz-alias the Girl with Electric Eyes? - Oliver Anderson- champion fusser? Lorna Mulder-the candy kid? Bessie Anderson--Aan Amazon? Elsie Brieback-designer of Vogue? Stanton Taylor-a perfect gentleman? RIDDLES Why is Glen Schroeder like a good book? Because he is often looked over. Why will the sculptor die horribly? Because he makes faces and busts. Why is Jack Erlich never generous? Because his business makes him selfljfish. Why is Lorna Mulder like an Opera Singer? Because she deals in ice creams thigh screainsj. Why is Miss Hayes, our class advisor, like a boot black? Because she polishes our understandings. Why is Doug Morris, an author, the queerest animal in the world? Because his tales come out of his head. JUNIOR AGE A Flapper is a girl like she, A Roughneck is a boy like he 5 A Year or more one must a Junior be. O, Fellow Juniors, them is We. NEW BOOKS WITH LOTS OF PEP To Have and To HoldC?j C7 volumes silk bindingj. By Eugene Murphy. A Few To Spare, with illustrations. By Marg Palmer. Waiting By Jinny Herman. Puck. By Doug. Morris. FROM THE CLASS ROOM An equestrian is one Who asks questions. A parasite is a small umbrella. The two most famous volcanoes of Eur- ope are Sodam and Gomorrow. Interest on interest is confound interest. A solid is that which hasn't any space under the circumstances. The star chamber was an astronomer's room. A parable is a heavenly story with no earthly meaning. WE' JUNIORS NEVER: Ask Foolish Questions. Lack Brains. Have Unprepared Lessons. Are Noisy Individuals. Get Kicked out of class.. fxx-X W 2349 if : - ve r: as I ff ' ST! 7 Jff . 1 ' Pg55 ll lilQilE?3ll.Q5EOJEOlfS3Tl3.lRi Lietaiesd ll l-fb I1 DFT-ir:li0i'nHE5 FUTURE AMBITIONS CLASS NOTES Best looking sophmore-Bud Taylor. Thinks he is-Mac Simpkins. Bob Hurtgen-retail clothing business. Best looking gi,-1-1rene Anderson. Lu Verne J ohnsone-steel magnate. John Holley-authority on Latin. Thinks She iS-Helen Goddard- D D k h. Best tennis player-Mr. Kliewer. OH um e-preac mg' Thinks he is-Norman Hanks. W- Brock-railroad Chief- Best class fusser-Bud Taylor. Roy Fritzgmovie manager' Thinks he is-Bob Hurtgen. T. Gundersone -arctic explorer. Charles Heyerdahlfselling Lizzies. CAN YOU BEAT ' fe- h k' . Jack Erhch HS mg Helen Gedderd-in reducing? Eugene N9Wburg'fuSS91'- Dorothy Suitor--smiling? H. Gerwitze -dancing teacher. 'D011ald W9lSCh'-fl1SSiT1g? J. Kevin-Caruso Hsecondf, Norman Hanks-playing tennis? I - Bob Hurtgen-salesmanshlp? Edward Kevin-slumplng in geometry. Jack Holleymbluffmgy William Rosenfeld-hair pin king. W g W OUR CLASS--20 YEARS FROM NOW OUR POET'S CORNER Irene Anderson-old maid. Isadore Goldstein -money king. Irene is such a sweet girl George Grafw-book agent. With her hair in a curl Roy Fritz-selling foods. With one look at a man Joyce Worthinghamgtoe dancer. She puts his head in a whirl. Edward Kevinpdoing nothing. Page 60 Il Iiaiallsifol Koi STE isa L.c.ia.s.I ll ' 'soeuonomasl E PALMER CLASS OFFICERS S stands for sophmore, It sure is some class, For they'll be loyal Until the last. O stands for others, Most any old classg We're still quite young But hard to surpass. P stands for Pederson, A short dark-haired girl, Just the kid for the fun She sets us all in a whirl. H stands for Hamey, One with a good taste, She's nicknamed Babe And she wears a red waist. O stands for just only One class in our school, The sophmores, of course, They're a class you can't fool. M stands for Myrtle Who is next in the line, Always quite cheerful With her giggle divine. O stands for the only class Which ranks brightest and largest 5 It's true we'll all pass For-best of all--we're the smartest. R stands for Robert, Whom we just can't leave out, With his hair and his eyes He's fine without doubt. E stands for extra, For extra fine, With a class like this, We are sure to climb. Absence makes the heart grow fonder, So they always say, That's why we love our teachers best, The days when they're away. Johnny: May I go out to play now? Mother: What? With those holes in your stockings? Johnny: No, with the boy next door. Miss Jones: Do you sell invisible hair nets? Clerk: Yes, madam. Miss Jones: Please let me see one. Page 61 ll lieisluarcircisrla la lt.c.a.e.i ll AN ODE TO MAUDE JARVIS The noisiest place in all the school ls,-at noon,-the Audg There you'll find a bunch of boys, Who are always fussing Maude. Now Maude is still a little girl, With ribbons on her hair, But when it comes to flirting, Let me tell you, she's right there. She has Ruddy, Roy, and Heyerdahl, Right underneath her thumb, But they say she has some trouble, When she sees the Kevins come. She cannot tell you who is who, Or whether John or Ed Into her ear, the day before, A tender secret said. But she doesn't care or worry, For she has her day of fun, And when 3:15 comes around at last, She sighs, Oh, for another one! WHAT MAKES SOME OF OUR SOPH- MORES FAMOUS. Tilma Pederson-Her Bangs. Russell Bauman-His Neckties. Walter Brock-His Fussing. Robert Jenks-His Looks. Clarence Knutson-His Smile. Elizabeth Osterhout-Her Curls. Harry Redpath-His Walk. John Sullivan 4-His Watch. Helen VeseyHHer Dancing. Josephine Holcomb-Her Drawing. Miss Allen: How do you get a point? Walter: Put it there. Page 62 John: What is your favorite flower? Helen: Oh, I'm for cornmeal. Sub. in German III: How is the word feet used in the sentence? Harold: To walk on. Miss Allen: What about the triangles, then? Walter: They will coincide but the angle will stick out. Your uncle is always poring over a book. He's something of a bookworm, isn't he? He's interested only in works on geometry. He's more of an angle- worm. BUY GUM Some pupils love their wad of gum They cannot get along sans some. They chew and chew it during school Which is indeed against the rule. They ride their bikes to school each day Chewing Spearmint all the way. At the Ten Cent Store, three for a dime, They chew it, chew it, all the time. Each morn and night a fresh supply They stop and get it riding by, But no matter what they say They have to throw that gum away-By Gum! ll lieiialnaafou lol STE la L.,e,1sir,,s, ll N , , ,, as V I i G y N g- ,,3,,, JH ,-,'Q i a rgl, I o f f jfggg jixts ,1 X 4 1 ' ' I . QQ4 ' HD - CE - FRESHMEN. I Al 4 At. Al- IS THIS NON-SUPPORT? Editor of Booster Cin conclusion of long speechj: It is up to the school to support the Booster. Wise Freshman: I don't see why we have to. It has a staff. Bright Fresh: You know that money is cheap now? Upper Classmen: Never knew it be- fore! Bright Fresh: They are selling dollars for 55 and 45 cents. Upper Classrnen: Say, tell me where they do that, will you? Bright Freshman: Why, at the bank, of course. You give them 55 and 45 cents and they will give you a dollar! Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet Eating her curds and whey She said, They're not filling But still I am willing, You know it's a meatless day. TEACHERS OF MINE Some of my teachers are fat Some of my teachers are thin. One of them favors baldness While another a double chin. I love one as I love another, Although my love's not very great One is quite a good looker CMiss Allenj But as yet has not found a mate. There are others I might mention, One who talks very fast One who often writes fiction Another who stern looks does cast. But as I'm only a small advanced fresh, Who should be seen and not heard, I'll keep my bright thoughts to myself And not say a doggoned word. AT THE GALESVILLE GAME Elizabeth Iden, after watching a player being critized for holding three times, ex- claimed, Gee! I would like to get ac- quainted with that fellow! Page G3 ll lie il sa Hanoi ci si tr tg ia zit.e.i-r.s.l ll I . is g, :B fgbdh ' O K ffjilg , i. in-1.5.11 , U , f nE5r1n E N Lin N'FrnSE. 0 K1 WHEN THE FRESHIES CAME T0 When we green Freshmen came into this HIGH Snickers to the right of them Snickers to the left of them Snickers to the front of them Met the oncoming freshmen. In some of the Freshmen's dreams Dwelt hopes of winning teams, They were laughed at and jeered And the team-oh my! was weird. But-for the first time in years n Champions were the Froshg When the tale came to Sam's ears All he said was B'gosh. And so the season ended With the Frosh at the head of the list. And one wise Freshman, as proud as could be, Said to Mac, What more do you wish? One Freshman: You shouldn't chew gum. It will make your mouth big. The Other: How much gum did you chew? Miss Josten was running after one of her students and her heel came off. But the Freshman solved the problem, saying, Tell her to put some salve on her shoe and that will heal it. Ouch! Page 64 large structure to get our more advanced education, we thought we were some bunch. We could hardly imagine we had ever been of the grades. That, of course, was our first thought. We were green, all right. We used to sit on the upper- classmen's bench, get kicked off, and then wondered why. Looking down the hall, we saw another bench, went there and sat down. In about five minutes We saw a bunch of boys laughing at us. We were on the girls' bench. We immediately got up and decided to stand against the wall. When the bell rang, some of us wandered around the halls trying to find our study or classrooms. Others wandered too long so had to go to the office Qwhich we dread- edj to get a pass and to have someone show us our destination. We got a lot of hazing, our books would be knocked from our hands and it would be Very embarras- sing to stoop down and pick them up again. In class we would be bashful about reciting or afraid of the harsh-look- ing teacher. The first five weeks we studied hard so we could get on the read- ing-room list, although we didn't know what that was. After a While we did not study so hard. -Strictly original composition by Billie Hurtgen. I-X ' 0 I , I I ACTIVITIES ,.:7'i.-'QQ Emma music Bnhate Qbratnrg Berlamatinn iimplngnwni Bureau 5-Xthletima U LA G. H. S- I H Irs 1 ruse noi on si TE ia nciason H GIRLS' GLEE CLUB Girls' Glee Club The Girls' Glee Club for the present year consists of about sixty members under the direction of Miss Keith, al- though over half of the membership are young students. They have done in- creasingly good work and their work in the opera shows their best efforts. The Club has appeared on several occasions, both in school and outside. Chorus Our Chorus consists of nearly two hun- dred voices. This number is divided into two sections, morning and afternoon, which meets every Monday, Wednesday and Friday, the first and sixth periods respectively. Through the constant ef- forts of Miss Keith, our Choruses have accomplished many difficult songs. Fur- thermore the Victrola has served as a musical educator and benefactor, giving us knowledge of musicians whom We would not otherwise have known. Page 66 High School Orchestra Through honest endeavor on the part of the players and Miss Keith, our Orches- tra has appeared often in the past year. Only those participating know the amount of work and energy that must be used to create success. They have lead in our assemblies and have helped make music more prominent in our high school. The Boys' Glee Club There have been about thirty boys in the Boys' Glee Club for the present year. They have assembled every Monday the second period. Both Glee Clubs have greatly appreciated the splendid efforts of Miss Keith and her good work has shown excellent results. The boys have ap- peared in several public occasions, the most important of which was the opera. D Boys' GLE11: CLUB MARTHA Lady Harriet, maid-of-honor to Queen Anne, is weary of court life. She is bored by her admirers, and jewels and flowers fall upon her. Tristan, Harriet's cousin, a gay but rather ancient beau, is now announced and proposes a long list of di- versions for Harriet's amusements. She declines them all and teases him unmerci- fully. The song of the servant maids on their way to the Richmond Fair Hoats through the window, and hearing these strains of the happy peasants, Harriet conceives a madcap desire to accompany them. Dresses are procured and they start for the fair, the ladies in the disguise of servant girls, and Tristan as a farmer. Two young farmers, Plunkett and Lionel, enter, the latter being an orphan and ad- opted brother of Plunkett. Lionel's fath- er, on his death bed, had given Plunkett a ring, which was to be presented to the Queen should the son ever be involved in difliculties. The disguised ladies consider the whole affair a joke. The two farmers spy the girls and being much taken with their looks, offer to hire them. The lad- ies, carrying further their mad prank, ac- cept the money which is offered them, not knowing that they are legally bound thereby to serve their new masters for a year. The girls are unwillingly dragged to a farmer's house. The young men en- deavor to instruct the new servants. However, the gruff farmer has realized by this time that these are servant girls of most unusual kind, and hesitates to scold them. Nancy maliciously overturns the wheel and runs out, pursued by Plunkett. He loses his temper while Lionel finds him- self falling in love with Martha. She laughs at him, but is nevertheless im- pressed with his good looks, and is per- suaded to sing Last Rose of Summer . The girls go to their bed room and the men lock the doors and return to retire to their chamber. The maids peep out and hear Tristan who is coming to rescue them. They escape through a window and return to their home. The Queen hunts with her attendants. The two young farmers seek vainly for their maids who are in this hunt. Nancy is alone with the hunting girls and she sings her touching Page 67 ll fiaielneioioisruia l ll song Gay of Heart . Plunk- ett d e t e c t s N a n c y a n d seizes her to take her to his farm house but the attendants pre- tend to spear him. Lionel's ring is presented to the Queen Which clears the mystery, and he is discovered to be the real son of the banished Earl of Derby. Harriet, Nancy and Plunkett dress in servant costumes, the cloud seems to pass from Lionel and he embraces Martha tenderly. The two couples pledge their troth and all ends happily. CAST Lady Harriet Durham, Maid of Honor MISS ALICE KEITH Director of Music to Queen Anne fsopranoj. . .lvah Pease Nancy, her friend Cmezzo sopranoj ,... Weimar Sir Tristan of Mukleford, Lady Harriet's cousin Qbassj ......... . .Zebina Gibson Lionel CTenorj ........... Hugh Marshall Plunkett, a Wealthy farmer Ctenorj .... Georgeliastlin Sheriff of Richmond Cbassj . .James Kelly Two Farrnersi bass, tenorj ........... . . . . . . . .Francis Thill, Ruben Petrosik Three Maid Servants Csoprano and mezzo sopranoh. .Celesta Bigelow, Ella Am-- brosia, Olga Westness. The Girls' and Boys' Glee Clubs staged their Annual Opera Martha May 3, under the direction of Miss Keith, assisted by Miss Dunn. Both Clubs greatly pleased the public with their interesting work and novel Way of interpretating the various types of people and characters. Page as HIGH SCHOOL ORCHESTRA II lie i rr Ja noi no is it ie. ia IJL.,G.'Jlil.,S.l ll Bramaiira OWIN' TO MAGGIE A very clever playlet was presented by the Masquer Dramatic Society in General Assembly at High School, Wednesday morning, February 27. Eleanor Sanford starred in the part of a poor Irish girl. She kept the audience in continual laugh- ter by her expressions and acting. Louis Probart, in the costume of an actress in one of his own plays, also caused much mirth with a movable screen. The play was entirely staged by two Masquer girls, Dora Hirshheimer and Caroline Schwei- zer. Much credit for its success is due to them. . CAST Maggie Miginnus ....... Eleanor Sanford Robert Drummond, a young inventor Ohlsen Edith Harding, engaged in settlement. work ,.........,...... Edith Eberhart Miss Sophronisha Bird, Drummond's wealthy aunt ......... Anna Harmacek Dick Dollerton, a young playwright, . LewisProbart Sylvia Bird ................ Ruth Salzer Mr. Coyle, a theatrical manager .... .....,..........,...,R1chardFarrell The Conaway Kid .......... Stewart Fox SENIOR PLAYS The February graduating class selected the play, The American Flag , because it expresses the feeling that dominates the country at this time. Although of an ex- ceedingly different type, it surely was an excellent illustration of the prominent part war plays at present. John Walter carried out his part as a hero and lover with much dramatic feeling. Elnora Smith, who played the part of June Oliver, was surely worth fighting for. Robert Mullen, the German Kommand- ant, was an exact portrayal of fi brutal of- ficer in his manner and attitude to all things American. Edgar Combellick in the part of Ig- natz Schnell en- livened the play with his humor, and clever act- i n g. H e l e n Hurley was wonderful as a patriotic Amer- ican girl. A particularly ef- fective scene was that of the American camp singing songs reminiscent of home. The following cast made this play an enjoy- able event. Bob McMillan ....i....... John Walter Kommandant Wolff ...... Robert Mullen MISS ALICE GREEN Dramatic Coach with the boys softly I gnatz Schnell ........ Judge Oliver, . . Edgar Combellick ......Samuel Thiel Major Marvin ..... ..... A ngus Gittens Karl Steinberg ..... .... W alter Jones June Oliver ....... .... E lnora Smith Dixie McMillan .... .... H elen Hurley Rozika ........,. .... C ecilia Ryan Scout ................... Oscar Sorenson Sentry ..,................ Philip Bloom American Soldiers-Eugene Crider, Philip Wein., Walter Barczewski, Francis Davis. German Soldiers-John Dugan, Elvin Hynne, Rudolph Mauer. As You Like It , by Shakespeare, has been selected as the June Class Play to be given May 17 in the High School Audi- torium. The cast chosen are as follows: The Duke ............... Erwin Blatter Duke Frederick . . .Thomas McDonough Amiens ................ George Kastlin Jaques ........ .... P hillip McConnell La Beau ..... ...... H arold Weisse Oliver ..... ...... P ercy Wooley Orlando . . ..... James Caldwell Adam . . . .,... Albert Neibuhr Charles .... ...,, C harles Holcomb William .,.. Charles Thomas Sylvius .... .,.. L ewis Probart Pa ge 69 Il lie ii use roi roi s rua ia1in.c.a.s.1 ll Corin .,...... ..... W illiam Mueller The Old Man, . . .,.. Samuel Thiel Touchstone ....,..... Thomas Stavrum Robin Hood .,.. . . T .John Walter Jaques de Bois ....... Charles Schroeder Guards. .Willard Schrader, Oscar Rippe Rosalind ............. Helen Goetzman Celia ..... ........ M iriam Zust Phoebe. . . ........ Inga Nordrum Audrey . . . ..... Marguerite Leaser Pa es SFlorence Lund g ' l Bessie Geisenheimer Dancers-Caroline Schweizer Dora Hirshheimer, Marjory Nelson Grace Palmer. CLASS NIGHT The mid-year class night was one of the most successful for many years. The first part of the program consisted of sev- eral short sketches. Jennie Newburg sang a flower song in her garden-a very artistic garden indeed, in which members of the class .represented the flowers. James Caldwell, in the costume of Long Boy , entertained the audience by singing this popular song. Seated at the table with the faculty in miniature before him, John Dugan, in fantastic array, portrayed the future of the unfortunate victims. Mar- ion Welsh as the old woman in the shoe cleverly advised her numerous children to avoid the horrors of La Crosse High School. The Masque, The Prophet of the Woods, occupied the greater part of the program. It was prettily staged and its music and message made a strong appeal. The program was as follows: Flower Song ............ Jenny Newburg Long Boy .............. James Caldwell A Queer Little Fellow ...... John Dugan The Old Woman in the Shoe . Marion Welch THE PROPHET OF THE WOODS CHARACTERS A Little Woods Girl ......... Ivah Pease Nymphs-Margaret Pryor, Dorothy Nel- son, Elizabeth, Iden, Ella Weedy. Freshmen Out for a Holiday in the Woods -Rose Kucera, Jenny Newburg, Lillian Weigel, Donald Long, Paul Lyden, Elvin Hynne,Georgina Birnhaum, Eugene Crider. v Page ' The Prophet .... ..... . . .George Kastlin Voice Off Stage ............. Frank Root The success of Class Night was due largely to the efforts of Miss Mae Dunn. DECLAMATION The preliminary contest was held the first Week of the new semester. A number of girls tried out and places were awarded as follows: Mildred Sexauer, first and Inga Nordrum, second. Mildred Sex- auer's selection was, Biff Perkin's Slide, and Inga Nordrum gave The Reprobatef' The judges were Miss Ruth Green, Miss Harper and Miss Zeigler. Although the work of our contestants was good, We feel that our school ought to be more largely represented in the prelim- inary contest. More girls should avail themselves of this training for their own interest as well as for that of the school. Though many new interests arise, one should not exclude as important a part as declamation. ORATORY This year showed a very favorable in- crease in the number of students who competed for places on our oratorical team. Twelve good, snappy orators pre- sented their respective orations at the try- out in room 117, and for an hour and a half, or more, the room was filled with a queer blue haze, not unlike the German gas in temperature and color, but far from poisonous, for it contained some of the most illustrious thoughts ever put into words. A different plan was followed in choosing the team this year, for instead of picking two men at once to represent the school, five contestants, Larry Engle- hard, Charles Weis, Harry Clements, Percy Woolley, and James Kelly were selected for further competition. Then alittle later, another try-out was held, in which Charles Weis and Percy Woolley received the highest averages. T is Ja 1L.c.ia.e.l ll ll lilaifallaifol E013 Ossie's speech, A Plea for Cuba, showed extraordinary oratorical ability, for at times, when he burst into some beauti- ful and fiery phase, his audience sat on the edge of their seats, and again, a snicker rippled through the assemblage when he told in a shaking voice, of the miserable condition of the poor Cubans before the intervention of this country. The delivery of The March of the Flag given by Woolley, exhibited like ability, and many a time did the gathering of students and teachers before him quiver when he assumed some startling pose and made some flowery thought emphatic by ingenious means. Miss Alice Green then took these two in charge and coached them 'till they could say their speeches with their eyes shut. In fact, for some time previous to the league contest the neighborhood in the vicinity of the Woolley home was often startled from its peaceful sleep by Percy's thundering voice, ringing out in the clear night air, while Ossie's mother more than once found her little Charlie pacing the floor of his room and pleading for Cuba, the tears streaming down his cheeks. Then one Friday evening these boys so- journed to Sparta to take part in the league contest. Although our forensic Jinx was right on the job, Miss Green's coaching showed up to very good advantage. The other schools also had some mighty fine representatives, so good in fact, that Carrol Christenson of Viroqua, McCoy of Sparta, and Lenck of Tomah, drew first, second, and third places, respectively. It is too bad that we must lose our rep- resentatives just when they are becoming most Proficient. However, our outlook for next year is not gloomy. Larry Englehard put up some great competition this year while James Kelly, Ambrose Morris, and Harry Clements showed up to good advantage. These fellows will be back next year with more pep than ever and revenge in their eyes--so cheer up! INTERSCHOLASTIC DEBATE The question submitted by Lawrence Col- lege for debate this year was that of govern- ment ownership and control of railroads. Two debate teams, negative and af- T fit-rnaf-live, were NIR. NATIi1g2liiIg.5alglEWALDT chosen to repre- sent the local school in the Inter-Scholastic Debate League which includes Sparta, Viroqua, Tomah and La Crosse. Fourteen pupils, as was the case last year, appeared in the tryout. Most of them were new but competition for places was very keen. An interesting feature of the debate this year was the fact that girls, as well as boys, were allowed to compete for places in the teams. Three girls took advantage of this and proved to be good debaters, presenting their points in a very forceful way. The other schools also gave their girls a chance, and Vir- oqua's winning team had a member of the fair sex in its ranks. The interest and ability shown by these girls proved that there ought to be a girl's society for de- bating established here, so that they might have an equal chance with the boys to earn the credit which this school offers members of its debating teams. On Friday Evening, February eighth, Viroqua's negative team, consisting of Miss Rabbit, Mr. Gauper, and Mr. Trowbridge, debated our affirmative boys in the local High School Auditorium. Charles Schroeder opened the debate and started things going by breaking into fiery eloquence a number of times. Then Mr. Trowbridge of Viroqua presented his opposing views on the subject. So the arguments continued with a great deal of spirit and more or less hot air on both Page 71 H liefialneanoipierria ia 1t.,c.ra,ai ll sides. The . young lady of 1 thevisitingteam was there with real suffragette spirit and the last member of their team had a good deal of scrap in him. Ozz showed the old time pep, twisting statisticsaround in so very skil- ful a manner that the judges didn't know whether they were coming or going, and Dixon' presented his arguments in an F- . . E JJBXVW 'x,. I-1' ' A - :': :.: ' M .I 1+ . ,..---,., .,. 7 MR. F. J. NOGLE Debate Couch earliest and convincing manner. Then, before the judges' decision was announced Qwhen of course no one was the least bit anxiousj, Miss Renard successfully stalled for time by having the audience sing var- ious songs with their lips only. On the same day our negative team, accompanied by Mr. Nogle and Mr. Col- linge, journeyed to Sparta to clash with Sparta's Uwielders of the windy art. On the way up two of our boys became en- amoured of a fair, young, country lass, and their thoughts were diverted from her only by the constant entreaties of their coach. However, all good things must end, and that evening their thoughts were given to more serious Cand more sensiblej things, when they entered into heated DEBATE TEAMS HORSHAK wooiitm THOMAS SQHROEDER wins D1xoN Page 72 Wmuaaoos T La ia lL.e.nr.s.l ll discussions with Sparta's affirmative boys, Lawrence, Blank and Sholes. Sparta's boys did very well, but one of them had a Way of shaking his fist at our men which made Al Horshak break up the meeting. Al wasn't the only one that distinguished himself Cby speaking I meany, for Charles Thomas showed the effect of his Latin by talking like a Cicero himself, and Perce Wooley inveigled the judges into giving him the highest honors in the debate. After the debate the boys enjoyed a pleas- ant evening, especially a certain two. Sparta isn't so very large but there are mighty fine people living there, at least those two think so. When the train pulled out with our boys, a fair young girl stood on the platform with a handkerchief held to her face. I guess she was remov- ing a cinder from her eye, or something. Although La Crosse lost both debates, she did not do so from lack of material. Some mighty fine debaters represented the school this year, and she lost by a small margin. In the larger sense of the word, however, our boys won many things. They gained self-confidence and experience that will be invaluable to them in later life. Special thanks are due to our debate coaches, Mr. Mewaldt and Mr Nogle, and to other members of the Faculty, who gave their time and energy to help the school in this important field of activity. ASSEMBLIES La Crosse High School has been espec- ially fortunate to have as guests several speakers of national reputation. We are interested in their great work in the world and appreciate the messages they brought to us. Judge Landis. Miss Jeanette Rankin, House of Repre- sentatives. Monsieur Knecht, accredited Represen- tative of French Government. Ian Hay Bieth, author of The First Hundred Thousand. ' Lieut. King, Canadian Oflicer. Capt. Arts, Chaplain in the Canadian Army. G These two programs were presented on February I4 and February 21, respectively. LINCOLN PROGRAM The program began with the singing of The Star Spangled Banner led by Miss Renard. Oration, The Gettysburg Address . . . ....................Ambrose Morris Talk, Mr. Bixby's Letter ........ . , ..................Rudolph Gaerttner Battle Hymn of the Republic ......... .....................SongbySchool Reading, Abraham Lincoln and the Immigrant ....,..... Elizabeth Iden Song, O, Captain! My Captain! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .High School Selected Chorus Reading, Abraham Lincoln in Hungary ....,..,.,............MaryBaldwin Oration, T. P. O'Connor at the Tomb of Lincoln .............. .James Kelly America the Beautiful ,... Song by School Miss Caroline Schweizer acted as chair- man. WASHINGTON PROGRAM .Thomas Stavrum acted as chairman. The program was as follows: Hail Columbia .......... Song by School Tribute to Washington, selection from speech given by 'Grover Cleveland . . . . .Boys' Quartet Gordon Kerr James Kelly Song ....,......,... Zebina Gibson Charles Heyerdahl of United States of Lief Erickson of Columbus of New England Flag Flag Flag Flag Betsy Ross Flag Present Flag Flag of Southern Colonies Flag Drill Song, Rally Round the Flag ,.,.... . . . . . . . . . , . .George Kastlin and Chorus Page 73 Zinnplugment Bureau ll liaialnsanolplsrlela nteuasl H Theoutstanding fact of a survey of the labor of the high school student during the past year is the evidence of a conflict of forces: on the one hand, the increasing cost of living, the withdrawal of a certain reg- ular income from many homes with sons in military service, the greater demand for labor, and the higher wages, have been pull- ing the student out of the school-room into regular work, on the other hand, the re- peated messages of the National Govern- ment that the student serves best by stay- ing, in the school-room, the exhortations of the visiting soldiers that education counts in army life, and, most important of all, the unconscious settling of a grow- ing, thoughtful sense of responsibility on the student have been keeping him at his studies. Yet the unusual needs in the labor mar- ket and in the nation have had their effect on student labor. A much larger number of high school boys worked in the country last summer than during any pre- vious summer so far as there are any records. Last summer 76 boys worked in the country. That is an important fact. That, joined with the reports of their Work, means that three things were accomplished: Q15 Many farmers were converted to the idea of putting up with city kids because they discovered that a city lad could learn and be useful on the farm, C25 more food was raised because of the labor of the boys, and C35 the boys got a great deal of first-hand experience in production that they could get no other way. This spring several boys are leaving their books in April and are going to the farm to aid in the production of food. From what we know of the boys who are going we feel sure that they will render a good account of themselves. In the city, during the past summer,182 boys found employment. And theirs Page 74 were often no White collar jobs. Digging sewer ditches and tarring West Avenue in the hot sun have no advantage over stacking barley. Our country has in this second line of defense of the youth of the land a strong bulwark, that will hold, and, Boys, that must hold! While over 250 boys worked during the summer, the records show that only 50 girls entered service outside of their home. Many, of course, found Work to do at home, therefore, many more were really producing and were not parasites. Cer- tainly the nation can afford to support no parasite. CSee Webster.j In April 1918, 126 boys and 22 girls are Working after school 5 and when to these numbers are added the number of boys and girls working on Saturday, we find that 200 students are aiding their parents in the problem of support. That is a commendable situation. During this school year, too, there has been an increase in the numbers of boys and girls seeking employment. For the first time in three years there are more girls registered with the Employment Bureau than there are calls for their ser- vice. The following is the enrollment of boys and girls for the first semester of the past three years: Feb. 1, 1916. Feb. 1, 1917. Feb. 1, 1918. Boys 55 84 103 Girls 2 W42 p63 73 126 166 The seven hundred dollars earned dur- ing the first semester, an increase of about one hundred twenty-five dollars over the amount earned in the same time last year, bears witness to the steady growth in the number of calls. Again the stu- dents have done passing well. But in war times everybody should do exceedingly well. The country is calling us all to service. ' Anna M. Mashek '00. C2 wb! rg Q HJ fw- - 4 if-Q sm I X f 35 'E' Utne U.I.Ehhar 0 oo AL Last fall with the United States at war and football season opening, it soon be- came evident that the La Crosse High School football activities would not have their former support. The various nat- ional campaigns had hit the citizens quite hard, especially the business men. Con- sequently the Chamber of Commerce, the business men and boosters of the city, undoubtedly classing their help for foot- ball as an unprofitable donation, refused to give their consent to an advance sale of football tickets. Mr. Gouldin, the faculty manager of school athletics, did not deem it advisable to begin football without a guarantee of five hundred dollars. The only resort was the student body, the stu- dents always have been a reliable resource for aid, but this year meant that they had to bear a heavier burden than ever before. The direct and usual method of selling tickets, appealing to the student's sense of sportmanship, loyalty to school and team, was abandoned because the students might have already given in excess to the war funds. So instead of pressing the students to buy tickets, the slow and un- certain process, like lighting an empty fuse, of letting the ticket sale take its own course, was adopted. After three valu- able weeks had been wasted, five hundred dollars were guaranteed. By this time most of the Wisconsin high schools in La Crosse's district had closed their schedules and Captain Pratt's team had no way left successfully to demonstrate what stuff La Crosse was made of. The second team enjoyed an unusual season, all the way from wearing shoes Without soles to scoring on two of the first team opponents, Winona Normal and High School. The scrubs proved their durability by coming out night after night for scrimage in time-ridden outts that encouraged sprains and bruises of every variety. The hardships of the second team were many, but the more there were, the sweeter seemed little returns. A touchdown on the first team was the scrub's delight, the superiority to the two Winona teams, as certified by a touch down on each, will ever be memorable, but the supreme pride of the second team will always be the recollection of the suc- cessful first team that went over the top like a British tank. During the latter part of the football season, the La Crosse High School football team developed to a perfection. The only regret that may have existed after the Winona Normal slaughter was that La Crosse High School could not encounter La Crosse Normal. The Normalites would then have learned how many true friends they had. Page 75 ll liaiallsafoibisiriaisi1it,.o.1si.s.I ll St. Paul Central was the one team La Crosse High School wanted to defeat. A few days prior to the St. Paul game, three La Crosse players were in poor condition to play, the day before the game the whole school was rejoiced when Coach Schafer said, Give me a fine day and I'll show 'em. Schafer must have known because he certainly did show 'emf' St. Paul simply went west. The game made such an impression on Lyle Pettijohn, a former Minnesota football star, that he exclaimed that not a high school could stop the forward passing of La Crosse, and that they played regular college foot- ball. Everybody who saw the St. Paul game was convinced that no high school in Wisconsin was La Crosse's equal. In spite of the frequently expressed opinion that expenditure for amusements is unpatriotic, they who persisted in hav- ing football retained as a school activity felt themselves justified. For support, they have the President of the United States and many college presidents. Through the football team, which is to the school what the army is to a warring nation, there came to the school the feeling of enthusiam, loyalty, and pat- riotism which paves the way for a quick and effective response to all appeals for patriotic services. Football teaches the men service, discipline, and self efface- ment, all of which turn to the account of patriotism, Many of the stars on our ser- vice flag represent the boys who first went to war on the athletic fields, there are none of whom we are more proud than James Kevin, Robert McCann and Harry Reget, members of last fall's football squad who have already entered the service of their country. But when the bugles sounded war, They put their games away. FIRST FOOTBALL TEAM Assr. COACH MAXWELL KEVIN MUNSON BLATTER MC CANN REGET COACH SCHAFER STAVRUM OYEN CASPERSON CAPT. PRATT 0. RIPPE R. RIPPE Page 76 SCHRADER MILLINGTON JoNAs 1917 18 ASK The basket-ball season for 1917-18 started out in fine style. There were sev- eral fellows left from last year, either from the first or second squad, who formed a nucleus for the team. Moreover, a large number of new men came out, who fur- nished good material for Coach Schafer to work with. Christmas vacation inter- fered with the practice in the early part of the season, and the team work was not well developed at the time of the first games, which may in a measure account for the early scores. Whatever else thay lacked, Schafer surely put pep into the team, as he had done earlier in the foot- ball season. To his energy and enthus- iasm the school owes its measure of success. It would have been hard to find another man who could have successfully met the problem which athletics offered this year, but Schafer did it, and we thank him for it. The loss of Russ Rippe in the early part of the season was a serious matter, and the February graduation took Crider with about half of the schedule still remaining. Both of these men were excellent players and their positions were hard to fill. Nevertheless, Mr. Schafer's skill in develop- ing the talents of the reorganized team and the faithful Work of the men themsel- ves, made the season a credit to the school. The line-up of the team Was: L. Forward ---O. Rippe. R. Forward --Crider, Petrasik. Center-Blatter Ccaptb L. Guard-Vornholt, Fitzke. R. Guard-R. Rippe, Stavrum. The first game of the season was the annual alumni game. La Crosse, 29-Alumni, 40. The game was Friday night, January fourth, in the gym. In spite of the fact that it was on our own floor, the alumni Won by a score of 40-29. The fellows played a good game individually but the somewhat irregular practice showed in their team work. The come-backs were in good condition and could successfully play out the second half as well as the first. The defeat in no way lessened the con- fidence in the men who showed that they would develop into a strong, fast squad once they had the team work going. La Crosse, 27-Onalaska, 32 The alumni game was followed by one with Onalaska, up there. After the game many fearful and Wonderful tales were told about the floor, the light, the heat and many other conditions, but Onalaska beat us. There can be no question but that the floor was very different from ours, and afterwards the' fellows had bad colds and chapped hands because the weather Was much the same inside as out, but We admit that for once Onalaska had a good team, one with lots of endurance anyway. The work of our team was picking up greatly and defeats were scarce after that. Page 77 lllisislnsroiois T is is zL.o.ri.s.l ll La Crosse, 16-Eau Claire, 30 ' The sad his- tory continues through the third chapter, the game with Eau Claire down here. The north- erners had a fast t e a ni , b u i l t aro un d th eir captain who shot a good deal like O. Rippe. Our team put up the best game that they had so far, though when the team loses, there is little to say. La Crosse, 28-Galesville, 16 Things took a turn when the fellows defeated Galesville on her own floor, Fri- day, January 25. The team was much changed, Petrasik playing Crider's posit- ion and Vornholt filling Russ Rippe's place at left guard. Rippe was recover- ing from an operation for appendicitis, and Crider had graduated the previous Thursday. O. Rippe starred as usual with eight baskets to his credit. His ability along this line was becoming some- what uncanny. La. Crosse, 48-Hillsboro, 22. The men won their next game with Hillsboro, February 1. This game was not close at any time and it merely gave some of the men an opportunity to show their ability. Again we mention Oscar Rippe who made a total of thirty points. The game was much better in the second half, Hillsboro coming back strong. The basket shooting ability which developed this season is worthy of notice. La Crosse, 28-Eau Claire, 48 Eau Claire again beat us badly when we went up there to play the return game. La Crosse led at the beginning, being ahead 14-4 at one time during the first half. This was changed to 16 all, however MR. PAUL SCI-IAFER Couch of Athletics Page 78 by the end of the period. Again Rippe was the star shooter and our low score in the second half is largely due to the fact that he was closely guarded. It was too bad that Eau Claire beat us both times, but there is another season coming. La Crosse, 37-Baraboo, 24 The team won from Baraboo High Fri- day, February 15. The game opened with the fast play which continued right thru. No one had any time to loaf from begin- ning to end. All of the men were at their best. Blatter and Rippe did most of the scoring. Vornholt played a wonderful game at guard. He was in every play and his work was a special feature. The game was hard and prepared us to an extent for the greater game which came a week later at Baraboo. La Crosse, 26-Baraboo, 25 This game Friday, February 22, was probably the most interesting of the entire season and most of us missed it. The score at the end of the first half was 13-13. During the second period the men from the town of Bun the Baker came back strong and with five minutes left to play they led by a score of 22-15. Rippe didn't think this was quite right and he evened the score with twenty-nine seconds to spare. Five minutes additional were given to play off the tie and Baraboo began by making three points. In a short time Stavrum contributed a basket making the score 25-24, still in their favor. Then in the last few seconds Rippe made one of his famous shots and the closing score was 26-25. As the press aptly put it, -a sil- ence similar to that in a morgue prevailed after Rippe's shot. La Crosse, 57+Galesville ,l5 The season was successfully closed when we won from Galesville on March 1. It was a good game throughout but the out- come was never in doubt, the only question being as to the exact score. This was the last game for Blatter, Rippe and Stavrum and they surely put up a line closing game. ll Installation roi are ia ntrcarieisil ll BASKET BALL TEAM PMN. 'rim' FRETZKE Mc DONOUGH STAVRUM COACH SSHAFER Pmrafxsxn RIPPE CAPT. BLATTER VORNHOLT The school was also proud of the successful finishing touch which this game repre- sented. Scores of Games La Crosse 29e- 40 Alumni La Crosse 27 A 32 Onalaska La Crosse 164 30 Eau Claire La Crosse 28 16 Galesville La Crosse 4 22 Hillsboro La Crosse 28-A48 Eau Claire La Crosse 3 24 Baraboo La Crosse 26ee'25 Baraboo La Crosse 57 15 Galesville CLASS BASKET-BALL A great deal of interest was shown this year in class basket-ball. Every class had a team and the schedule was followed with great regularity. The preliminary tournament was won by the Juniors. The surprise of the season came when the Freshmen, who entered in February, won the main tournament. This is the first time such an event has occured in a long period of years. To crown their glorious career, they defeated the Faculty which must give them the reputation of being the best Freshmen team this school has had. Their games and scores follow: Seniors 10f8 Freshmen Seniors 9-16 Freshmen Adv. Juniors 3-14 Freshmen Adv. Sophs. 13-18 Freshmen Faculty 12-25 Freshmen The two teams having the highest scores, the Seniors and the Freshmen, played a game for the championship. Dixon '19. Page 79 X UZ I Q nga PERSONNEL Capt. Joe Liskovec.-Second place dis- cus throw, Madison meet. First place discus throw, third place 120 yards hur- dles, Normal meet. First place discus throw, second place shot put, class meet. Capt. elect Bob Millington-First place in mile and 880 yard run, Normal meet. First place mile run, class meet. Wilkes Schrader-First place 100 and 440 yard dash in Normal and class meets. Marda Weeks-Individual point win- ner, Normal meet. First place pole vault, second place high jump, second place 220 yard low hurdles, Normal meet. Second place in discus throw and pole vault, class meet. U Hehe Reget-Tied for 3rd place broad jump, Madison meet. 2nd place, broad jump, lst place high jump, class meet. Muckie Pratt-First place 220 yard dash in Normal and class meets. Doc Kinnear-First place 120 yard hurdles and 220 yard hurdles, Normal meet. lst place 120 yard hurdles, class meet. Ben Feinberg-2nd place pole vault, Normal meet. lst pl. pole vault, class meet. Harry Kimball-Second place in 100 and 220 yard dash in Normal and class meets. Schrader, Pratt, Kinnear, and Kim- ball first place in relay, Normal meet. Denny-First place broad jump, first place shot put, class meet. Page B0 Rowlison-Second place half mile, class meet. PROSPECTS-1918 With over fifty students responding to the first call for track men and prospects for many more, the outlook for a winning track team for the coming year is very bright. Pratt and Schrader, veterans of last season's team and men who brought home the bacon in the short distance runs, will receive strong competition from Hol- comb, who is showing up well in the last few try outs. Captain Millington, an- other veteran of last season's team, will receive strong competition from Pro- breslo, Welch and Smith in the long dis- tance runs. Dixon and Nutting, who figured well last season on the second string list, with a little more practice, ought to be able to take care of the hur- dles for the coming season. Russel Rippe and Douglas Morris will be strong corn- petitors for a place on the team as pole vaulters. Up to the present time, Hanson seems to be sure of a place on the team as a high jumper. The discus throw and shot put seems to be between Looney, Vornholt, and Laenger, Looney and Vorn- holt both showing up Well on the last season's second string. Owing to the lack of good weather no one has as yet turned up for the broad jump, but some one will undoubtedly show up as soon as the weather permits out-side work. TRACK TEAM - WOLTERS DENNEY COACH BELL FEINBERG COACH SCHAFER MILLINGTON PRIN. TIFT KIMBALL KINNEAR WEEKS CAPT. LISKOVEC REGET PRATT SCHRADER SECOND FOOTBALL TEAM COACH MAXWELL GIBSON KIUDER KATZ BEDESSEN SCHUBERT WOLTERS LORD OHLSON MGR.WEIS MC DONOUGH PETROSIK SKEMP MC KIBBEN FIETZKE MORAN Page 81 U 1112211 1 Se mga aiu U sa T E: H LOQOHOSOQ H SOME OF OUR SAILOR BOYS MCCANN KEVIN REGET 1 f OFSCGDIZGCIODS ily X L . I N I K ,if K 4 ,nf 11117 XX , X fy K X Q K X .Cf Tl, .N - .. -.-- ,FQ-5 X X -Mr-1 .4 smymtm Q MK? l:,., y ' f P ,, i D D C S Il liei lnsacoitoisirususi In ra O1 ll - - .- Q' Q , 5 1 - Q o ' 0 'Q 1- Q O9 0 or ' , U ' Aw, ' f 'L '4'h Q' Rt 9 , ve' AE, 1 415 ' Q' xl . lvl ' ,L -l Il 1 - I., ' 4' j Xl .- . ,'!i?'1 JK I J' I: X' YR, Y ' LR' ax. 'Q ,.--5,-'Qs-a Oq--F so-' 'n-r '11o OFFICERS CAROLINE SCHWEIZER ......... President HELEN GOETZMANN ....... Vice-President ELEANOR SANFORD ..,..,...... Secretary Miss HEIDEMAN. . . .... Treasurer The Masquer society is the oldest existing society of our school. It was founded in 1907. Miss Wright Was a teacher of English on the faculty at the time. She had Worked up dramatic interest in her classes until a number of her girls became possessed with the idea of a dramatic club to fill the place of the fast dying Artemis Club which had been the girl's literary society. The original plan was that the girls should Work up plays merely for their own pleasure. This idea gradually broadened into the custom that they should give one play for the school each year. The Masquers have generously contributed the proceeds received from these plays to various needs of the high schoolg namely, the purchasing of scenery, curtains and furniture for the auditorium stage, and the rendering of financial assistance to the Booster. This year, however, instead of making their contributions to the high school, a donation Was made to the Red Cross. Page 84 Hlianallailolroiarlaiail1t.e.ia.s.lI MEMBERS FIRST ROW- -E. NORBECK, J. EVANS, M. NELSON, M. FORBES, J. HOLCOMB. SECOND ROWQG. PALMER, E. WEEDY, M. PRYOR, J. ROWLINSON, E. BJORNSTAD, F. SCHWEIZER.. THIRD ROW-E. EBERHART, D. YOUNG, D. HIRSHHEIMER, C. SCHWEIZER, H. GOETZMANN, A. HARMACEK, I. PAMPERIN. FOURTH ROW-F. SKAFF, E. SANFORD, R. SALZER, I. ERICKSON, M. PALMER, R. HERMAN. After two years, they began to produce one act plays for the school. The Hrst one-act play for this year, OWin' to Maggie, was presented by Caroline Schweizer and Dora I-Iirschheimer on February 24th. Another short play will be produced in the near future. Mr. Hemphill has charge of the stage this year, and he, with his able assistants, has contributed greatly to the ease with which all stage productions have moved off. The Club has twenty-five members. Its limit is thirty. They lost a great num- ber in 1917 and 'took in nine members from the fall tryout. Page 85 ll Ira ii alla lol O S T IE 153 luaooaosoi ll Fall MARIE EDWARDS .... IRENE PIERCE. . . RUTH CRooK .... Helen Hanson Vivian Lewis Mildred Edwards Irene Anderson Eleanor Bollrud Dorothy Welch Mildred Schroeder Mabel Cohen Pg 86 ' 1 POKA GAMA OFFICERS . ..... President ,... . . . . . .Vice-President. , . . .....Secretary. . . ., MEMBERS Alta Yoeman Agnes Larson Ruth Crook Irene Pierce Margaret Flanagan Margaret Leaser Kathryn Zaiser Eulalia Zimmer Maud Marcou Rachel Fjelstad Helen Yegge Emma Hanson Susanne Sholtz Hilda Williams Hedwig Anderegg Mildred Lanberg Spring . . . .HELEN HANSON . .HAERIET WHITING . . .IRENE ANDERSON Marie Edwards Gwendolyn Pendleton Harriet Whiting Florence Edwards Lillian Wilde Josephine Knutson Meryl Clements ll lieialneiroiiioiariaieg L ll fa- ' l ,r I X NNI ix , . --v fi l ll . 1 ix X , I f l , L l M H Esther Bjornstad Myrtle Holly Dorothy Bernet Lorna Mulder Jane Baldwin Elizabeth Packman Bernice Groth June Rowlison Dorothy Dow Lillian Peterson Hazel McBride Leota Bell Margaret Baum Harriet Lavaque NAME CHANGED TO GIRLS' PATRIOTIC LEAGUE Agatha Brugger Marjorie Kent Lottie Hiscox Helen Scholberg Mildred Vernon Camilla Kerz Alice Wedeking Jessie Evans Gretel Davis Lilah Nutting Kathryn Lyons Gladys Olson Irene Pamperin Dorothy Figge Marjorie Kent Ella Weedy Thelma Berg Doris Niemeyer Maud Jarvis Eleanor Runckel Dorothy Sieger Gunvor Skaar Margaret Risberg Margaret Muscheid Helen Wolfe Dorothy Nelson Louise Platz Louise Bleakley Henrietta Gautsch Florence Lund Helen J egi Florence Pammel Gladys Muscheid Elizabeth Norbeck Viola Hamey Mildred Sexauer Florence Worth Hazel Bentley Idamae Bentley Anna Esch Page 7 ll lie ai S1335 no noi is TE ia L0o.Rte.m H GEO. W. SANFORD. WALTER RANIS. . . BRADFORD DIXON. CLARENCE BIEBER STANLEY HETLAND ALFRED HORSCHAK. . . . .... President. . . . . , ..,, Vice-President. . . .... Secretary. . . . . . . .... Treasurer. . . ..... Regent.-. ....... Censoru... PHILLIP WIEN ...... .... S ergeant-At-Arms .... .,.. STANLEY HETLAND .BRADFORD DIXON .. . WALTER RANIS . .... CLARENCE BIEBER . . . .WILLIAM Voss ALFRED HORSCHAK .GEORGE SANFORD The Wendell Phillips Debating Society has shown great progress in the school year Of 1917-1918. Meetings were held on every Friday, which was not taken up by other school activities. The officers and members manifested their interest in the society by attending every meeting regularly. Not for a single time through-out the year was it necessary for the society to adjourn beacuse there were not enough members pre- sent. All the officers were very faithful in attending to their duties. This year the society has developed several good debaters. Three of our members Page 88 ll Iiei luaroifoiatriala m J H SPIGNCE, BIEBER, KLEEBER, WHITE, FEINBERG, DIXON, WARTINBEE, HORSCHAK, RISTOW STEIN GOLDSTEIN, I-IETLAND, MR. MEWALDT, SANFORD, VOSS. represented the La Crosse High School in the inter-scholastic debates. These and others will continue to represent the school as well as the society in the years to come. Owing to the ability and faithfulness of our regents, the programs were full of variety and spice. The debates treated subjects of up-to-date public interest and importance. Current topics, weekly reviews, declaration, jokes, and orations were not lacking. Extemporaneous speeches, vocal performances, and book-salesmen's efforts added to the interest. We are still wondering why the L. D. D. S. did not accept our challenge to a debate to be held in the assembly. In view of this fact our supremacy over that society is unquestionable. The mock trial, which was so successfully managed by our coach Mr. Mewaldt, proved that the W. P. D. S. will some day be represented in the courts of the United States. The Wendell-Phillips Debating Society will continue to be as great a benefit to the students as it has been in the past.-W. L. RANIS '19. Page 89 NA- 1'--fi S Z 'N .1-2 Ii lie I Ina OO is It E Ia uL,e.,H.s.,1 H E105 p f? . I i lf Ea xv ii at , H O . , X 1 fl I fl + I II A- OFFICERS Fall Spring CHARLES WEIS .... . . .President ....... ..... C HARLES A. THOMAS PHILIP MCCONNELL .... .... V ice-President ...... ...... G EORGE IQASTLIN EVERETT YERLY. . . . . .Secretary .... .... A MBROSE MORRIS HARRY CLEMENTS.. . . .Treasurer ..... ...... P EROY WOOLLEY FRANCES DAVIS .... GEORGE KASTLIN. . PERCY WOOLLEY. . . MR. SCHWEIGLER . . .,..Regent........ . ...... Censor, ...... . .....Coach....... . . . . . . .HARRY CLEMENTS .LAWRENCE ENGLEHARD Sergeant-at-Arms ........ CHARLES WEIS ...........MR.NOGLE Although the Lincoln-Douglas Debating Society has been followed by a hoo-doo' ' this last year, we have made our work successful. Last semester, when we reorganized, we found that Mr. Homer Leach, Our former coach, had left us, and that Mr. Schweigler had taken his place as coach. We found difficulty, at first, in creating an interest in the society, but we mastered this after some hot meetings. When we were under way and were having fine meetings, we came to school one morning to find that Mr. Schweigler had resigned his position on account Of health, and that Mr. Nogle had taken his place. There was another step backwards, until we became acquainted with him. He is a mighty fine man, a Mr. Leach the second, we might say, working with the boys patiently and always willing to put his shoulder to the wheel. The Inter-Society Debate has not been given yet, but it is generally conceded that the Wendell Phillips, our little Sister, has backed out, thereby forfeiting their debate to the Lincoln-Douglas. Page 90 H lieielneanoiroisrriaia Mama Il FIRST ROW-YACLEMENTS, GUTZKE, SCHROEDER, DOHERTYP SECOND ROWfrMORRIS, BOSCHERT, ENG-LEHARD, FALB, HEGGY, ROONEY. THIRD ROW-WOOLLEY, WEIS, MH. NOGLE, THOMAS, KASTLIN, BIGLEY. In the Debate try-out, the L. D. members responded well. We placed four L. D. members on the Inter-Scholastic teams. First and Second places were awarded to L. D. members, also fourth and fifth. L. D. members received the highest percentage of points at both Sparta and here. Two L. D. fellows got on the Oratorical team. So we see that even tho a hoodoo was following us, we made the year a success. In the near future we are going to have a pan-cake feed, a mock trial, and, the most important of all, a picnic. We are admitting Freshmen into the society now, and have just initiated seven boys, whose ability is promising. Among them is Mr. William Mannix, a brother of Joseph and Edward Mannix, well-known debaters a few semesters ago. There is a great deal of material in the society from which to pick a team to meet the W. P. next year. The W. P. think that with Kirk White, Dixon, and Horschak, all experienced men, they are going to put one over on us. Well, we will wait and see. Although other societies have been falling, the debating societies have measured up extremely well. -Harry Clements '19. Page 91 NUTE EN NWN ,Q-.Q - ..f5y' . 1 -7 ,751 wms IEISTHIBUTIUN . 7' 91115 I. 5:f..i ' If Wag ...ALL- I UF THRIFT s111I1Ps IiII111Y'1 'QI1II11Y1XX l1f4f00f267'W WWUNG SEHVWE I 0111111111 IN 11111 INN!-.4.1'-fg'fr' '15-. E.1.3?1iiS'gg....,, 5'10.ff.ff6'w I PUWEU TU U- S- I -1.... 1 I . .' J . Hungreds of Persona Nnw III- xx, w,e1I1W:Q:vI,:V'li::K1 x 1-,..e1::J3R':f. 'jf qL:itgf . -BY vesm .' 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Ho, hog there Betty, don't tumble out. But in spite of her efforts, Betty was hoisted this way and that in the end seat of a truck full of merry, berry-brown girls. Yes, it was a Ford truck with a row of seats ar- ranged along each side making room enough for these sixteen young Americans. What a merry, noisy bunch was that! Thru a fair country of cherry orchards, loaded with their sparkling fruit, and a land of stately pine forests, they rode. Deep were the woods, dark, and filled with cool shadows even on that warm August day. Indian stories or tales of adventure these old trees might know. And, as you know, adventurous things delight young girls. So the woods set some of them think- ing even while the fun was rife. Here and there quaint rustic gateways opening into the woods seemed to lead to mystery. In fact, everything was new to us. We had come from our settled homes to spend a wonderful, industrious month at a camp in the orchard peninsulas of the great lakes. Not only did we pick cher- ries, but we picniced too. 'Twas a new experience to be sure. Oh! Frances, do look at those sand- wiches, you've smashed them all with the lemonade pail and spilled that too, ob- served Cathy. Good work, Frances, shouted the jolly truck-full. The truck has run over my hat, some one else happily announced. Thus continued the laughter, the fun, and the most original accidents. Suddenly, above the rumbling of the car and general chatter, several voices ex- claimed, There's the bay, girls! Where? Where? Isn'titgreat!-fineforaswimf' I guess it is, Becky cried, squeezing the arm of Betty, the much bumped one. Oh, I say, Kate--no, you're Hopeca an Indian, now. I wager anything that Hiawatha roamed thru these very woods. I wish I were areally, truly Indian today, said I. So do I, Kate agreed, regarding the quickly improvised garb of a red skin that she wore that day. With these togs on we look wild enough. With a loud whoop and a fearful frown, Kate, I mean Hopeca, snatched Frances' braid calling, Hi, ho, I'll scalp you, you white. The dread deed was prevented, however, by the welcome everybody out. Such a rush I have never seen before, such running, skipping ,jumping. Each girl was anxious to reach the bay first. Thru brambles we climbed, and, at last, thru a hole in an old rail fence. There before us was a grassy meadow sur- rounded on three sides by pines, hemlocks, and fairy-like birches. On the other, blue shaded with rose and gold, rippled the shim- mering bay. And, indeed, on the west was nothing but the quiet water. 'Twas a place fit for fairies and kings and Amer- ican girls. In greatest glee were the lemonady sandwich crumbs eaten. Then before us stretched the golden afternoon. Come on, Kate. Hi-e-eh, hi-e-eh! I'm an Indian, I shouted, beckoning her to leave the rest and come with me. Hark, step softly, or we shall be dis- covered, Hopeca QKate you knowj said, as she joined me, a true Indian in spirit. Oh, oh hide, here in this rock cave, I directed, climb around that tree. Step here. There you're safe. So down to the rocky brink of the bay we two hunted Indians crawled. No whites, or reds, or yellows, or any one could see us there. In silence we sat watching Page 95 Hlieiallrsfoltleirlif. 1sQl1t..c.uai.s.lll lake boats pass, or threw white, rounded pebbles into the water to see the splash. Here's some of a Hershey I saved from last Saturday, I offered, There wasn't enough to go around at camp. Ha-stolen sugar, muttered Hopeca in her best disgusted Indian manner. But umm, it's good, said Kate. So we sat there. Soon the sun began to redden the water, as it sank away. I guess those whites won't find us now, or we them, I said, when we started back over the springy pine needles. We passed tiny springs over which great trees stood guard, there was every kind of fairy water-fall in that woods. This isn't the way we came, answered Hopeca perplexedly, gazing at the dark tree trunks that loomed up around us. Oh! be quiet, I cautioned. Kate, did you hear that? There, that. Isn't it lovely music? We heard the curious notes louder and in the darkening woods we smelled+yes, it was a fire. Come, come, adventurous Kate urged. I wonder what that can be, here. But I was frightened. Sh, Kate. Vifhy look! See that! I'm scared, Kate, I whispered, as I moved closer to her. We had come up to what seemed a magic circle of trees. A fire burned with a fantastic glimmer in the centre. In that strange light and shadow stood something. Was it an Indian? No. A spirit of the forest it seemed, as it made that murmuring, sad melody. Far thru the forest drifted the song. The hazy smoke rose like incense to the bright moon. Kate, what is it? whispered I, stand- ing shivering and frightened behind a Page 96 tree. Goodness, we're lost! After a moment of excitement and amazement, brave Kate or Hopeca stepped quietly into the seemingly enchanted circle. She stooped over the fire 5 picking up one of the glowing embers, she ap- proached the spirit and layed it at his feet. He straightened. What he looked like I cannot tell-a flash of fire, a moon- beam, a pine tree shadow, the spirit of a birch. Most like the pine tree's sigh was his song, like the rippling of lake waters. Of a sudden, as gathering strength from the spark, he glided into the forest. We followed him. I know not why. Nor could I tell whither we were going. It was strange, strange. Now the moon-beams on a pool startled us. Now it was the owl's call that made us draw nearer each other. A white space appeared in the distance. And as we approached it, it took the form of the road. How relieved were we to feel the dry dust under our feet! We were back to earth again. Our spirit leader vanished. A great noise broke the too quiet silence. What's that, Kate? I shivered. Two flashing lights lightened the road. For all I know now it may be a dragon, I added a little hysterically. I do hope it's the truck. And that it proved to be. Everybody helped us in. Everybody questioned us. We told them our story. Indeed, it was well received. The merry crowd quieted. The girls fell to thinking as they passed along between the tall black for- ests full of Hitting shadows, under the calm moon. And even the truck didn't bump us so much! Il Illfill ai alia col no si rua 1a1t.c,a.s.n ll Uhr Etriala nf an English 'iearher BY LLOYD SPENCE An expectant hush fell over the room, as Miss Mashek slowly disentangled a theme from its brothers-in-misery, and leisurely unfolded it. Every person in the room held his breath as she scanned the closely-written page, and as she opened her mouth to speak, each offered up a prayer that he might not be the luckless one. I do wish Freshmen could learn to write themes, she said with great deliber- ation. Some of them are simply dread- ful! Haven't I told you time and again not to begin your themes with break- fast and close them with supper? Still you persist! And as to misplaced modi- fiers, well, you may see for yourselves! I shall read one of these to show you what to avoid. This theme was written by-. Sighs of relief from the lucky ones arose as Miss Mashek began: HA Fishing Trip We were all sitting at the table one fine morning in June, eating breakfast, when I suggested a fishing trip. Everybody agreed, and then went on with their bus- iness which they wished to accomplish be- fore going. I got the poles, while father sat on the porch smoking his pipe, and some worms, and we started off. It was a fine morning in June with the sky shin- ing like a mirror overhead, and the grass underneath our feet was green as a Persian carpet. There were birds fiitting about in the underbrush and in the trees overhead. These often fiuttered away as we ap- proached. When we arrived in town we saw a crowd assembled about a soap-box orator. I listened to what he was saying. He began with a phrase something like this, I see before me many faces that I have not shaken hands with for a long time. He was a patriotic speaker and told how the young men were the back- bone of the nation and that he would like to bring that backbone to the front. I left then and hurried on to rest the of the family. We bought tickets at the station for a ride on the cars. When we got on the cars, a man with a blue uniform took our tickets and punched a hole in them. Then he let us pass through. When we arrived at the lake the scenery was beau- tiful, and the only thing marring the still- ness of the place was an old man pushing a heavily laden cart up the hill, creaking under the strain. We immediately put our lines in and I soon had a bite. I knew I had a big one so I called my father to my aid. He took the pole while I handled the net. Just as we were about to land him, the fish got away. I screamed in silent rage. A moment later I fell over- board much to everybody's disgust. I stood wiping myself off on the back of the boat while father rowed us to shore. Then to prove I was not sick I ate three pork chops for supper. And so you see, went on Miss Mashek dolefully, the trials and tribulations of an English teacher. Page 97 Illieielnaroioiarieiaiheaei11 Page 98 THE CHARGE OF THE GREEN BRIGADE The freshman lad had drunk his fill Of ancient Grecian's wondrous skill, When the fifth hour bell of day Sounded up the rocky Way. Then the cafeteria. He'd resolved by hook or crook To be the first tomeet the cook When the bell was gladly ringing, He across the room was springing To reach the cafeteria. Then the many doors crashed open. You could see the Freshies lopin' Down the sunny, spacious hall. One great Worry 'mongst them all, To reach the cafeteria. Though their flight spelled death to many Yet they didn't care a penny. For each one wished to be the first To still his hunger and his thirst At the cafeteria. Down the stairs they slid and tumbled. On the horde of Freshies rumbled Like a mighty raging river Or the actions of a Fliver, To the cafeteria. Down the final lap they dashed, Past the faculty they flashed. For a place each Freshie scrambles, That is how that species rambles To the cafeteria. -JOHN DENNIGAN. H Iiai lnacoicoisaraia L ll Airft lit a Granh ani! Blurinua Sizzling! n BY WILLIAM BUNGE Willie Jones, an advanced Senior, had just completed an unusally hard Latin examination. From the minute he en- tered the examination room, and in fact a few days before, he was sure he wouldn't be able to pass. He went through the ex- amination as if in a dream, writing some- thing on each question even if he didn't think it was right, just to see how much he would get. All afternoon he was both- ered by the thought that he would not be able to graduate. He was sure the teacher would not give him anything extra, be- cause she had told him she wouldn't. That night when he went to bed he lay awake a long time thinking about the ex- amination. Finally he did get to sleep but only to dream of a string of zeros floating and hovering over his poor examination- paper. In the morning when he awoke he had a headache, and his breakfast tasted stale. The teacher had told them that they could come about nine o'clock for their marks, so about eight forty-five he left for school. On the way he thought of many things to do, going back home, telling his parents, and then working at some factory. He even thought of running away, and once he thought of jumping in the river, because he thought the shame would be too much to bear. Finally he reached the school house. He went directly to the teacher's room to get it over with. As he came in the door the teacher smiled, and asked why he looked so sad. He didn't have the heart to answer. She then turned over some papers and pulled out one and handed it to him. He stuffed it in his pocket with- out even looking at it because he had seen a sixteen out of the corner of his eye. As he started to walk off the teacher said, William, I want to congratulate you on your mark. He pulled the paper out of his pocket and as he was going to hold it up for her to see, he saw instead of sixteen a ninty one. He had looked at it up- side-down. He stared at the teacher, then at the paper, sat down, and limply said, Oh! Ain't it a grand and glorious feeling! XXX A M E R I C A A is for the allies who are fighting for the right, M is for the many who pray for peace in sight. E is for the enemy who causes all the din g R is for the right which in the end will win. I is for the idle ones who stay at home and shirk 5 C is for the noble cause for which we all must work. A is for America, our own dear native land. We'll fight for it, and die for it, And for the right We'll stand. -MILDRED E. GIBSON. Page 99 II lien lleiroltllstrlslei rider-rel ll Page 100 ASSEMBLY, MARCH 13, 1918 BY ELLA WEEDY One day returned unto our school Three sailor boys in blue, Who in the fall had heard the call, And answered brave and true. They came into the Aud. one day, 'Twas during our assembly, And when We called on them for speech,' They tried to be right friendly. Bob Was the iirst upon the stage, But affrighted he became, He couldn't make his tongue behave, To tell us of his fame. He stammered and he stutteredg Began again, but he Saw Jim and Cupie laughing, And said, Enough for me. Then Cupie Reget started in, And lots of things did tell- About his life in training, While they learned the seas to sail. When Jim got up to give his speech, He said, I guess that Heb Has told most all there is to tell, Save how We go to bed. He told us of their hammocks , And the grub they got for fare 3 At least, We heard a lot about The hard-boiled stuff down there. We thought their speeches very fine, But We all would like to know If they thought they were on guard duty Or in a Fashion show? Il lieieliaroiroisrhia mama ll Elie Cllnnzieruatinn nf Elinnh BY FLORENCE DUFFY The great question of conserving food arose when the United States entered the Great World War. During these stir- ring times Mr. Herbert Hoover was made the Food Administrator of the United States. It was his duty to see that a general plan was introduced by which those foods most needed by the Allies and our own soldiers might be saved and sent overseas to them. He adopted a plan known as the Hoover Campaign. During this campaign each home was canvassed and asked to sign the Hoover pledge. All who signed this pledge agreed to observe a meatless and wheatless day each Week and also a wheatless and meat- less meal each day. It was during this campaign that grocers were forbidden to sell any wheat flour unless an equal amount of wheat substitute was purchased also. Some people say, How can I help dur- ing this War? There are many ways in which all patriotic Americans can help. Two main ways in which people, cities, and towns can help the Food Administra- tion are: First, by observing and prac- tising the use of substitutes, which applies to all who eat or prepare food, and second, by having merchants cooperate with the Food Administration by observ- ing the regulations relating to the prices and supplies of foodstuffs. Then one can help by having an interest in the community as a Whole. By this I mean, seeing that everybody in the town knows the necessity of saving food and substituting whatever possible for wheat, meat, fats, and sugars. This can be done by holding meetings once a month, where people can get together and discuss the different methods of conserving, the dif- ferent substitutes, and how they can be used. Another way of helping is by keeping track of those in business who fail to co- operate with the plans of the Food Ad- Inonistrationg for instance, if you know of any restaurant or hotel which does not observe meatless and wheatless days, or any retailer who has not signed the pledge, either report them or do not patronize them. If you should say 'fWhy? I should say because any retailer who re- fuses to sign the pledge is likely to over- charge for his products, and he is thus giving aid to the enemy, he is doing some- thing which will cost the lives of Ameri- can soldiers. When people were asked to raise garden on vacant lots or in their back-yards, they said, The United States is such a large country there is bound to be enough crops. This is true. But the crops this year must be larger, and we must not only raise enough for our people, but we must provide the Allies with crops they cannot raise. Everybody can help Uncle Sam, the farmers by raising a large quantity of wheat, and city folks by planting extra ground with vegetables for their own use. The men at the front need fats to supply them with energy to endure the standing in trenches filled with water up to their knees, the horrible sights which they must see and not allow to influence them, and the fighting for days without rest. Fats are necessary to the body as fuel is to an engine. Since the war the supply of fats has greatly decreased in Europe, and they have not enough fodder to raise more animals, but since the shipping space needed for foodstuffs is less than that for fodder, they prefer the food. These fats needed by soldiers come from pork pro- ducts such as ham, bacon, and lard. Every housekeeper can help save fats by Q15 stewing, baking, boiling foods instead of frying, C23 by eating less bacon, which is used for Army and Navy rations 5 C35 by Page 101 Illisu lJsaco1osVrJs1a1i..c.si.s.nll eating fish, fowl, and vegetables instead of pork, C45 using substitutes for lard as, corn oil, vegetable fats, nut oils, and meat drippingsg C55 never wasting fat. Before we can share our fats with the Allies we will have to stop wasting fat and eat less fat. Besides supplying energy fats are stored away, and, in case of sickness, they keep the physical condition of the person in good shape. All school children can help by either working in the canning factories during vacation, or providing vegetables for the factories. Boys can work for the Red Cross gathering papers, and girls can knit, sew, or make bandages. In reading this, one will find that there is something to do for every one in the family towards helping their Uncle Sam , for there are even babies two or three years old who can hold the yarn for sister. Everybody can be a patriotic citizen. XXX Stump az at illahg It was our gay, young, dashing Scoop Dressed up in lady's clothes, Who swiftly put on his curly wig And powered up his nose. I think my wig must be on straight But are my eyebrows right? And with this brightly colored dress Gee! I sure am some sight. To p'rade in this rig round the school, Would be an awful fate, If I looked like this all the time I'd never get a mate. These pumps so long, so queer! and wide I guess they'll be all right, But when it comes to real large size These surely are a fright. And steps just that big I must take, Small steps of just that size, The girl who walks a mile like that Should really get a prize. Page 102 If I walked like this all the time I'd go jump in the lake, And dressed up in these clothes I think I take the cake. I'll hate to see the bunch of boys When I with this am done, Can't I just hear them laugh and shout? With me they'll have some fun. I bet I won't have any rest 'Bout me they'll all raise Cain. But after all is said and done I really make some Jane. There! I hear my cue to go 5 I think I'd better leave, As some sweet girlish character Great fame I shall achieve. And after Louis's work was done The school was in a whirl. But Louis spoke in accents low, I'm glad I ain't a girl. -ANNETTE J. LEE '19. Ag Page 10 H l1lQil ll3EOl'EOlSTElmi Lueifiel ll ' Page 104 T0 THE FOLLIES Did I hear you say the Follies? Yes. Great success? Chorus girls in glad array Helped to while the hours away-- Quick away- Sad to say. For the shifting scenes and bright- Snappy songs--dancing light- Passed into the great Good Night. Out of sight. Far away Do you bite? Out of night. Out of night-not out of mind--W Lingers memory behind. Teachers, how had you the heart Thus to tear our work apart? How could you so tyramiize? Your only Folly- To be wise. 1918 HH: E ' 4 x Inn nu 1 0 g um I' 0 .,. unnwim ml: ln' -Inuuumw u How T0 BEA Goon ST U DEN T BY IVI :ss LOTTA HELP M A N UAE EQR QA! UENHANDY C 5111 REFERENCE Obllplxo 1Knpglvft, 1515, bg Zllniia Help aah Qlnmpang - The material in this work is fully unprotected under the copyleft laws of no nations. All persons are warned against making any use of it with permission. Page 106 1-mununnr ummmmnumlnminmminmr1mnininun:mmmumulmnmmmiummmumunumnmnummmumminmmnuinmminnuiumm.uninmmvmlunmmuuummnumiummnum,muummnmunmvmumuminummuinmm.nunummuummnuni vwuufnixnruiinniuu-11+ I ' 1 E 4 +,.,...,.w,..,....... 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The material has been organized upon the well-known hash plan, which will appeal to the readel-'s sense of taste, Every effort has been made to render more difficult the terminology, at the same time sacrificing accuracy of statement. Many statements that are essential to a book of this kind have been omitted because they concern matters about which the persons who read this book need to be told. And now in conclusion, it becomes my unpleasant privilege to thank for their scholarly resistance those who have given countless suggestions in all matters which have no bearing on the subject. And so, it is with a deep sense of ingratitude that the author takes great pleasure in returning no thanks to the following people who have given freely of everything which they do not possess. MITH OOZLA Supervisor of Society Dubs Hall-A School for Old Ladies PROF. SUB DUDE VOYCE of the Dram Attic Society D GENERAL E. RONG Special acknowledgement must be given to those who have contributed the greatest share of mater- ial to this book: namely, the mistakes. And I do most happily transfer this credit and all that does and does not go with it to the shoulders of MR. PERRY FRAYS President of Lowe High School Miss GRACE FULL STIFF Instructor in Anaesthetic Dancing MR. NOAH LOTT Page 107 vxrnuumumrxnn ininullmrmulnunmuanInmummmmnmnmuuuunnunnuxuumnuumuunmuunnnnnmuu mmsuwnmulnnrnummmmunnnumunnmumuuz:xmmmn nu:luvannumumlummumnmmumumnnrnnuanxmmmmmnnlamm nuunlruununuugq iwnmuuulvvurxfuuv mu: muummInrIu1vuunnuunummnvvmmluvnumnumnumlummmmmunuxuunlvnuumvmnuulmnummww mmunurmmummnmuumminInunmnuummnnmmmm mnmlunuumumuanuunnuuuunnuummnuummuulumunnnlvunumumumnumnuuununmuiuuumunuumunuurnia 9 rn N 44- . Jim- 4 0' fl 'f T1 T9 Yr, 1 -H -vrrcvf zF.'+5,5SxAL'?7 fwda 1:1155-111 -,z, Q U ,I rfsgug all Jw -L3LL?1- ga-.nw u,.,s,....,,Jl.., '-Tv it 9 O' E km' 14' Ji Y 'Wy - 1 5- Awxfmzg LM? gg, 'FK ' 55-,g'gt vlagle- ,f ' V - ' 1 .L V1 61+-4-f-V f.'ff1.f213+b- Ji- wt c 'fff,Z?MJ-'I di' ff .. ,... 2 lr ' llHf 'wW1 , v f W ' 'Q 'fy-211. ENTRANCE BLANK The answers to these questions are wanted by all those who have not your interest deeply at heart. Therefore answer in pantomime. CMiddle name firstj 1. NAME ......... ,..... ........... ..., C L A SSIFICATION ..... 2. ADDRESS ........................,......, . , . Telephone Number. . . . 3. State address for flunk reports ,.............,, .............,........ 4. State address of the signer of your report card .,.. 5. Do you know any better writer? .............. 6. State your favorite fussing nook ,..... 7. What do you think of home study? .,.. 8. Is that all? ....... ..., ........ ....,,..... . Thank you. 9. Where will you be on the night of April 1st, 2300? .... .........,.... 10. Did you consult Kaiser Bill before making your answer? . . . 11. Or a soothsayer? ................... 12. Have you ever been crossed in love?. . . ........ . . . . 13. Was it from left to right? ........... ................ .. Answerfullyh.. 14. Name the schools you haven't attended.. . . . .... .. . ... .. . . . . . . . . . . . . 15. State the marks you didn't get ........................................................... 16. Take your house number, multiply it by the number on your watch, subtract the number of studies you think you won't take, multiply this by the average attendance at the Lincoln-Douglas Society, and you'll get the number of hours you didn't study. .................. .........,............... . 17. Substract the answer of number 16 from the result obtained in number 15 and you'll get the answer for this question .........,...........................,...................................... 18. When you've answered all these questions, look over your report carelessly, and omit all definite answers, as they are not wanted in this. These- answers must be sworn to by a Justice of Peace, l preferably Kaiser Bill, and the sheet nailed to the Board of Agitation. Page 108 nxnimummuznnmu imn:vmrmmmnuminummuinmnurmiuunuinruinununuimmnmmuimumuiuiinuniumimnunruumm:nvuruiannumrv-vmnlumm:numanianuummmnunuumuuummmuunmmminunruunninninuinuumumuuuanumamunnnmmnnnn r.mmmnu.l4 E E 1 HOVV IO BE A GOOD SIUDENI 1 2 :EL lVvAbIMvIblAlliIIi!Ix 1 All! V IlylllllINIINVIIIIIIIKIDIINIINIINII II IWXIIIIINIQI H lllllllw YIYIKI Vnrll l Ilvllllillvllllvl NK IIDII VIIIINKIIH Illlillv ii! IVVA V IIIIIKI ll 1IIllIIlIIVI I! 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H l3A 5 jg ll llllul11,Wll. 1 E 5 2 E - x EQUIPMENT The School Board of this school, of course, furnishes the non-essentials for an incomplete education, but sad experience has not taught us that the following articles detract greatly from the student's welfare. 36 class books 8 boxes of candy 450 pennies for' - A - f- -pennies 1 alarm clock 1 canoe for coming to school during spring thaw 1 gattling gun for use against vicious teachers 1 suit of mail 1 complete gym outfit, including ear-trumpet, head-guard, umbrella, and over-shoes 1 book on How to Bluff, 2 Morris chairs 1 gas mask for use in Assembly 2 1 2 4 2 1 1 2 1 1 1 assortments of games for use in dull classes thimble-full of brains teaspoonfuls of general knowledge small horses pairs of roller skates for use in going from one class to another Complete Account of the Battle of Bay Rum ice cutter's ouftit pairs of chop sticks for use in the lunch-room book on How to Make Excuses complete census of New York for 1327 bottle of ink tablets for use after meals in the lunch-room DEPORTMENT Upon reaching school, do not LOOK AROUND, as people will think you are GREEN. Dash WILDLY up the hall to the OFFICE. If you see a VERY THIN man with a MARVELOUS QUAN- TITY of hair, it is S. E. TIFT. Do not hesitate. RUSH RIGHT up to him and SLAP him on the back, at the same time making some CLEVER remark, such as this: Hi, old top, how's your wife? If he seems SURPRISED, you did not hit him HARD ENOUGH, so SWAT him again, at the same t.ime asking him if he ISN'T GLAD to see you. H hh M E human' A EASUYEU Aw: 159 -399 llallf - as in la E .Z al fbi' 1-, ow i 4fV 'hi he 533:10 .s,,-gui: Page 109 mlmwmmmumunmu inImmmuIn1ummmuumm!nlumulmuhmmmuuiniInwlluninwnmmulvmmliumvmlxulummnnInln:nnullununnllnnlmuminluxr1lvvuruiInnumlInllinllunnnuuInunumn1mmuul:mnnnuumunnummruwInunumuinunrwwunumuummlmnnlnr uunvlsilmnnurlida 3 E HOW IO BEAGOOD SIUDENI 5 +1ummumnnnnum mmmnnnnlmmnuunmmuuunmmnmmmmuumimuinunuinnrnmuiuwuwuuwniuwnrnuwuwnnnnmimmnumrmvnmununmmummmmuuxinummuumuinnInmmmnanruunuI1annumlminimmnmmmmnmminumaunumnunmnmnui ummnnmunnnnxq 7' 9 ,-. alll. , .- ,, p H' Puffy' L g, mC5 if' 0' ' .' Crvan over L, - ' Y. get ,ir num: SMT wus- - I I ..am 1,'! ' 'fe ,iff -4' Hf f 5'. BAL 57252 im , .-,4 ' . - ANCE 5 g:Lg7g-gvgqgj Q -: 5 ' Apr-Ensuins ,.,fIf,,, -IFl'.ZII'.-- , : ' br-IN ' ' . ,f. ' - 3. ou? 'K I , ' , .4 'I 1 . -, -a t BVY 'Zaurus S Q.. lle ' 1 -A 53 ww qui z ri L I- - we- its rf.. Sages JS Q .' A Q fi-ze.. If you see any space on a piece of paper on the BULLETIN board, rush up QUICKLY and atiix your signature, and any WITTY remark which you choose to make. Do not use a COLORED pencil, unless its color HARMONIZES with the yellow of the rather ANTIQUE notices. This fact will bring you under the NOTICE of the POWERS that be and your reputation will be made. If, when walking by 107, you collide with a piquant, dark-haired woman who is HUMMING to herself, whisper in her ear, I-Ioch der Kaiseru, and you have an INVALUABLE ALLY. She is ONE of the Kaiser's most LOYAL subjects. And if you would further ENDEAR yourself to her, say some- thing DEROGATORY to the honor of France. Do NOT under ANY circumstances manifest any IMPATIENCE or ENTHUSIASM. She cannot abide any UNNECESSARY movements. When you are in NEED of an implement of writing, i. e. a pencil, do not go to the OFFICE to BUY one, because it is so hard to get waited upon. Borrow one from Miss fcensoredj. She has an unlim- ited SUPPLY and is so very obliging. You will find that this is decidedly the BEST way to get a pencil, because it will be already sharpened and the eraser will be in working order. Offer to make your own SELECTION, and she will UNDOUBTEDLY thank you for saving her so much time. But don't under any circumstances bring it BACK, for then all her EFFORTS to get RID of it will have been in VAIN. MAKE A PRACTICE of sitting on the BENCH in the main hall during your oii periods. Be SURE that Miss HEIDEMAN sees you. She will be SURE to report you to the BOARD OF EDU- CATION, citing you as an EXAMPLE of an APPRECIATIVE student who makes the BEST use of the WONDERFUL school building in which he is PRIVILEGED to spend his TIME. Every Wednesday morning we congregate in the AUDITORIUM for what is known as ASSEMBLY It is absolutely ESSENTIAL that you follow these rules, or you may SHOCK the faculty. When you arrive, make it your first ambition to get a good seat. Run down the AISLE or VAULT over the backs of the seats, if NECESSARY. When the first chord of the STAR SPANGLED BANNER is struck, CRANE your neck to see who is at the piano. If you can't see very well, you might get up, because you have to EVENTUALLY. But be sure to give the movement plenty of DIGNITY. You are now in a convenient position to give your TARDY notice to Mr. Tift. Since this is the time for the front row to turn around, the girls might use to good advantage their powder puffs. If by any chance you should see a boy whose HANDS are STRAIGHT at his side, take it upon yourself to tell him that the PROPER place for his hands is his POCKETS. By this time you will no doubt have become FA- Pnge 110 .1.,...i.......,.,.. inW...,H....,.,.....Mn.....l..,.mM......,..,,.......,.,....,.n....,....W....Mr,.,..,,....i,...,.....i,K,....H,......,,....,...mf,.WH.,W.,,..,..,....f.,.....,.,mn..H.W.W.....n..,u..,m..,H.W.......u.:l..mmmw..m....,..,...,.,...,.mu,,.,......,..,...wl,...,.,..,.. ,,.,,..,.,...,.......x. l 2 -1 HOW IO BEAGOODSIUDENI .,..mm.mnW....mw..,....,m. ...M.mlni.W.,.m.f..,........,..,....m..f,.,.....,,....,m..my..mi...iw...,.,.,...,,.m.,..,..l,....,i..,i..,,.,..,,.......,..lm,,.,,,.,,,..,,...,..,.,..UHH.,,..,..,,,i..,,...,,.-H..nm..,.u...,...,...inmt..,,..e..,..,,.....m...W..f.......K....,.,i....i.,,...i,.l........wm.,,.....n..ml. ..,,...m.,,..,..,.ii. rx, I-, , .Q 53 ,, - Ili' Q - N-I -' 'runff 'gr - - ' Vg-v ii!! 'V' is if-lf . 1 M ,f -14 ig ' if ' - f f 4 rf, ' rin ' I 3 1 I I1 ,.i I ! f I. EU? TIGUED. The proper thing to do, if this CONDITION should arise, is to RECLINE gracefully upon the RIGHT arm of your chair, as your neighbor will undoubtedly choose the SAME one. If PER- CHANCE you should know a LINE of the song, sing it SYMPATHETICALLY, if you feel so inclined. When everybody is seated, Sam E. Tift will give a short talk. If you sit in the FRONT row and hear something you don't AGREE with, tell the speaker so. He will undoubtedly thank you for putting him on the right TRACK. If the SPEECHES are dull, you will be surprised at the amount of AMUSE- MENT you can find. If you sit in the BALCONY, it is always considered UNIQUE to heave pencils and wads of paper over on the UNSUSPECTING upper-classmen. Then, if you are LOCATED upon the lower floor, it is always AMUSING to kick the fellow in front of you through the SPACE between the seats. If you are one of the FEW who are STUDIOUSLY inclined, it would be a WISE thing to get your lessons for five or six DAYS in advance, but when the speakers cease, STOP talking. If you liked what you HEARD of the SPEECH, don't CLAP. This shows great SELF-CONTROL and RESERVE, and BRANDS you as a GENTLEMEN. If you didn't care for the speech, by all means HISS. If Miss Dunn is there, it will PROVE to her that you are a LITERARY CRITIC of GREAT value. It will also inspire the SPEAKER to do BETTER the next time. It is OFTEN wise to WALK out during the MIDDLE of a speech, so as not to let the speaker INFLUENCE you. Try to get yourself into a RECEPTIVE mood when the speaker is introduced in ASSEMBLY. This is best done by PONDERING gloomily upon the hard-heartedness of Mr, Kline in his MARK- INGS. The speaker will be overjoyed when he looks upon your NIOBEAN countenance, finding therein FERTILE soil for his CHEERING eloquence. Shift your gaze constantly to some CONVEN- IENT object, such as the CLOCK, to avoid the monotony of expression. As soon as he reaches the most PATHETIC part of his DISCOURSE, applaud him VOCIFEROUSLY to TIDE him over this most FEELING part. He will glance gratefully in your DIRECTION, but you may acknowledge the glance with the UTMOST nonchalance, as it is a part of your daily program. If such a thing as a SOCIAL HOUR ever occurs, be sure to invite your dearest friend of the OP- POSITE sex to give you the lirst dance. This dance is usually a one-step. Since but few people are on the floor, by all means use the PUMP-HANDLE Csee Mr. Foxb. As the crowd increases, begin the latest variations of the one-step, fox-trot, waltz, etc. If these same are unlimited to a certain degree, the eyes of all will soon be upon you and your partner, and you will be the CHIEF topic of the after- noon. If you hold your partner too losely, Miss Dickens will be sure to notice it and tell you not to act so OLD-FASHIONED. ' Page 111 sgnnunivuiinnnniv uwmnmnmimunmmmmmuunmnnruvmmnmmmmnmmmummmmnmnunmmnmuuunumummmnmmiummmmmmnmwmumnunmmoununmm rumnmnnmnmunwmmnmwnuumm.num.mmmauimum.nuruumimr nwmm..r..nuuv!4 5 Q HOW IOBEAGOODSIUDENI 3 E +................ ......... ..................................mm.....m..................m...............................................................................................................................................................................U.......................................................................................... 1FlTFI7iLdyfGjs U Pm ' 0 . X some 'fusazr D A A 'T 5 SA. f CANISEF. P C-1' ,W Weir: .'r.:f N1 fi e W in N'-'lkbrgzrq . ' P f- 2 'l S as-. ' lsl ' ' ns' as Q 6 4 72 f 6 .lf In A ' ' - 3. y 'bg ' ' 1' ' ' 1 ix llilinliar if -1lllluil A gy V. X 4, W iv af- i 1 Ii E . . , I ' ' L gl v ,KNJQ ' K I. I KL' C' 'Fri l On Friday at 3:15 the Mother's hold their regular meeting in 101. Make it your PERSONAL duty to let the Mother's KNOW that you are out in the HALL, and by LOUD laughter cover up any EMBARRASSMENT which the TIMID Mother may feel in addressing the assembly. If the subjects discussed are rather DRY, recall your Physics and remember that the AIR must be kept at a certain HUMIDITY. Walk JAUNTILY over to the water fountain and SPRAY a little around, especially in the direction of 101. Then sing a FEW of your school songs to show your Mother how INTER- ESTED you are in your school. Miss Heideman will PROBABLY come around about this time. Be SURE that she sees you. Give her a BRILLIANT smile and talk to her FAMILIARLY, to show your Mother how INTIMATE you are with your TEACHERS. Do ALL the talking to show that you are at EASE with her. Don't let her say anything, because it may EMBARRASS you to be PRAISED. Do not make the interview LONG, beacuse you will give the IMPRESSION of LOITER- ING. When the bell rings at 3:15, RUSH from your class-room to your locker, get your hat, coat, and the necessary books, and make abee-line for the BENCH. Usually by this time the bunch, has congre- gated in the main hall. Herewith begins the hard work. Go up to your friends with some WITTY remark which will make them laugh. About 4:15 tell the bunch you think you will go home. This is just a hint to your friends to carry your books for you. As a parting mark of your school spirit, run a race down the hall, banging the outside door, so as to let Miss Heideman know of your departure. Continue the FUSSING until you reach your domicile, and make plans for a date in the evening at the Library. - Of course, even the incoming Freshmen realize that the STUDY HALL is not for STUDY, but we will state a few general RULES to be observed if you want to keep on the RIGHT side of the teacher. First-Always WANDER around while the teacher is taking the ROLL. This is good EXERCISE and prevents brain FAG. ' Second-When anyone is on the floor, STAND up. This will cause the teacher to NOTICE you, and you will UNDOUBTEDLY get what you want. Third-Always regsiter to the library at least ELEVEN times a DAY. This will cause the teacher to think you are ACTUALLY studying. Fourth-If you find the study hall getting DULL, amuse yourself by TRIPPING people who go up and down the aisle. The teacher will give you an A in DEPORTMENT for thinking up such a CLEVER diversion. Fifth-Don't stop chewing GUM until you get PERMISSION from the ofiice. Sixth--By ALL means, DON'T remain SILENT. People will think you are a SNOB. Talk with everybody within FIVE or SIX seats of you, and sing a song OCCASIONALLY. The teacher will think you are very popular. CFollow these rules CAREFULLY and you will no doubt evade the wrath of the teacher in charge.j Page 112 vxnuvnwuuunmlifvvnnvmvcumvvmnunrmunvmrzvuumummmmmmimrmum1nummmmmmmrinrurmmurn1inirnrmrnunnmn:mnulin:rmnnnnumummim:vwrurnnuumumuunmlininnunmman:mumunmmvmimummminumnmmmumnnuvmmnuumumnimmumnumluanununummmmu mmuuuummmn14 1 E +,..,..,...,.,... ...H....,.....,.,.,........,..,..,.....,,....,......n......,Hi..,...Uit,.,..,,,.,.,......,..i...W..,.,..,........l,..H.......,,...,.......H,.,.,.......,,..........,..,.,,.,,.....U,,..,,,,.,...r,..,.....nn..i..,,.....mmm..m....mm...,,m..,..,.....,,.,,....,,..,......,...,......,........,.,,.......m,....... ..,.........,..........+ vt A 5 v ri 'his vs fha H ego .r Q -. QW Z mf as l ' -- f .'c P .--f ' '- V 5 '. -. 1? , ...mi L Fl Lg' , M 'sa E M' . 4 mfs. ' ' M.- N . QW , K, f ,ul N- .J 'f ,K 214, I N I J fly ' .li 1 -lr , 1. -fl, ' 'Rt 1 - 1221 v 2 gg ll hp e . Q L t J y J l in V . W Don't be BACKWARD in conversation in your classes. If you notice that the class is under a NERVOUS strain, ask the teacher what has become of the SOCIALISTS in Germany. Speak very rapidly, so rapidly that the tecaher cannot stop you. This will give her AMPLE time to get her CLASS book and put a 10 opposite your name for your wonderful conversational ability. If she seems to be DEVOID of IDEAS on the subject of the SOCIALISTS, ask her if she has seen the LATEST picture of No Man's Land. If the blue of the teacher's EYES resembles the MISSISSIPPI in WIN- TER., take this as a glance of fellowship and understanding. . When the Mixers are held in the evening, INSIST on dancing a straight program with your part- ner, if you like him or her well enough. Otherwise ask for only the FIRST and LAST dance. In any case, flirt-and do it well. CN. B. Flirting should be practiced at ho1ne.J After Home, Sweet Home, wander AIMLESSLY up-stairs to get your coat. If the BOY suggests taking the street-car, tell him it takes longer to walk . This little compliment will no doubt be highly appreciated. The Public Library of La Crosse was erected to promote wholesome amusernents, such as reading, gossiping, dancing, and fussing-especially the latter. Deportment in the Library should be studied carefully. Upon your arrival, the first thing to do is to locate your friends. If there are none seated at the tables, walk up and down the AISLES between the book-cases. This is always a LIKELY place. If you don't see anybody you know, by all means do not stay. But, on the other hand, if you find a group of friends, plant yourself among them. If you wish to talk, which is always a good thing, do not whisper. The lady in charge will think you are saying something about her. Speak RIGHT out. Anybody wishing to dance will of course have to furnish his own music. - If you should Hnd a CLEVER pas- sage, read it out in a LOUD voice. This will amuse the other inmates, and the lady in charge will consider you very helpful. If you go to the Library to FUSS, by all means go in among the book- cases. The book-cases were erected in aisles for just this purpose. If you do not know how to fuss, ask the librarian for a BOOK on the subject. She will be DELIGI-ITED with your ambitious nature, for nobody but certified fussers are allowed in the Library. ALWAYS make a great deal of NOISE. The librarian will think you are studying. Special Note: Swearing is forbidden except where it is quoted in books. If you want to swear, go up-stairs. The librarian there is used to it. If you are a Freshman, go up-stairs anyway. There you can End books of an APPROVED nature for Freshmen. Among those to be recommended are Peter Rabbit Grins Fairy-Tails and All Ice in Wonderland. If you have roller skates wear them into the Library. This shows that you are in a hurry. If you will look at the floors, you will notice that they were covered for this very purpose. As you enter the library, the first person you meet will be Norman Hanks. Don't be surprised. He lives here. And just a little personal suggestion--if you feel the need of REFRESHMEN T, the librarian will furnish it. Page 113 .1..l.,...,.....,. ....nl,..,.....lm....r,.,.1mi.......,...,..,..,..mn.,..M.....,.....,.,.,H.,..,..,.,..ll...mr,..r..........,itH.,H.it...W,.r..r...,..,,..,......,,.......rl...i,H..........,.lmi...M.H,....,....,W...l..W..W,mi,.i,..,.....,.,..lm....,.,.li.i...,...H,........Ui..H.,i.....,.,..,,.l.....,.,.i i...,...,,.,..,..!. i .1......,........., ..s.,..........rt...iinm......,.,..itn..,.....i....,,.ll..,..,....i..i,.....I,..,...i..........,.....H...,..,.,i,..,...in,.,........i..i..,....,U.........,...f.1,..r,......,,.....,..,....,.....,..,......,...,..,...,.............,,..,li......M,..,...,.........,,..,.,..,.N..,..r...U..ini.......,.........,..,....l, SIGNAL PRACTICE. CAPPROVED CODE FOR STUDY HALLSD 1. ' ' ' ' ' Five short taps, given in rapid succession, indicates that danger lies in the direction of the teacher. 2. ' ' ' ' ' ' Two sets of three taps indicate that the danger is over. The teacher has resumed work and students may enter into conversation once more with perfect safety. 3. - - ' ' ' ' Two dashes, followed immediately by four taps, indicate that a note is due to arrive from the blond beauty six seats to the left. 4. - - ' ' ' Two dashes, followed by three emphatic taps, indicate safe arrival of note. Q 5. ' ' ! ? - - 1 5 sizz - - bang - - ?'? zz-zzzzzzz-x, , ?'?? Distress signal. CLook of determination settles on teacher's face and she starts in your dir- ection.D To be used only in case of great necessity. 6. ' ' ' ' ' ' - - Six dots and two dashes mean that the Hun makes a big drive. This is a signal for every one to turn around and observe developments. 7. - ' - - A dash, a tap, and two dashes indicate that all should register to the library. This signal is a forerunner of a general class rush for the desk. 8. ' ' ' ' ' ' ' f ' Nine taps intimate to the girl on your right that you will walk home with her if she goes your way. 9. ----d Five dashes point out to your accomplice that you have finished your half of the lesson, and it's up to him to get his half in immediately. 10, -- -- -- -- - - Six prolonged dashes-a signal for somebody to start something resembling a cataclysmic eruption, as everybody is tired being still for three minutes! 11. No signal! It happenedl!!'???? zz As perpetrators were sent to the oflice, they had no time to give danger signal. Page 114 ......,.,,.....,,,.,,..,..isW...,.....,.,..,..,.,....H...iHN.....H.i,.i..,..,H,Wi.WL....WH.....,,.W....,,.,m.......H,Wm.....,...im,m.,...,r....W..i.....,...im,l...........,..,...M..,.,..i......,......i.....f,..i.......,,.,..,.ii.....K..,...,.......M.....,...,,....,,.,,...,. ..,..,...,..,.mi....l. HO I Q A S I I 5 .1............,...., ......,...,....,,........,.......,............,.........,...H,...........,,.,...,....,......,....,..,,......,........,,..,,,,,..,...,,..,.,....,,.....,.,....,......,..H....,......,m..,.....,,.........um.i.,.....,U........M,........,.r.......,......M....ii...,.............,....................,im..........f,...t.....,...,.,....... .,.........,..,...,.,.-1. WITH OUR READERS CSince space is limited, we can only answer the most difficult matters presented to us. However, all readers of the BOOSTER desiring further information may enclose stamped self-addressed envelope with their requests and the EDITOR will be glad to enlighten themj. Dear Editor: I would like to ask a question. What good are our fire drills? If we had a fire, the students would march around to the next door and in again. Trygve Gunderson. Dear Editor: I bet you will be surprised to hear from me. The girls will all like me when I come to High, I'm sure. Chas. Thomas. Dear Editor: I think boys are perfectly darling, but my mother won't ever let me bring a boy in the house. She says I am too young to go with boys. Don't you think she ought to let me have some boys come over to see me? Ella Weedy. Dear Editor: I would like to get on the Booster Staff, but I do not know what to apply for. I cannot write anything because I cannot spell. I am not clever enough to have ideas and I am too bashful to boss anyone. Can you tell me where I would be a success? I Ossie Weis. Ossie W.-Sorry, but we haven't a hot air department.-Editor. Dear Editor: I like your book aw-fully well. I wish you would put in a fashion section. Ruth Salzer. Page 115 uxwumllunnu r uullInumuullNmuunnnmumrlsmruuw:1mniinwuriluiInlnnumwnvnunuwninuanunrnunuunumufmwuwnmnfininiumininwununnunnnnw:curuIniuirmruiuwinmnwininiuu1nrniuiuw11uiufunan11rumuniun1iuimrnimvniiuiruumwuw:vuinnruumminmwunumum vruuuwumrrln ' 2 E Q - E E E WITH OUR READERS Cconunuedy Dear Editor: A One rainy evening last week, when I came into my room fafter studying three hours cn Cicero at the Libraryj, I carelessly put my umbrella and Latin book to bed, and went and stood in my closet all night. Now my family say that I am absent-minded. What do you advise? ' Tom Stavrum. Dear Tom: I am sure that you will never find life monotonous when you have such different habits. Never mind the family. Probably they are jealous, because absent-mindedness is always characteristic of great persons. Cheer up and be your own sweet self.-v-Editor. Dear Editor: I am coming to your school in the fall. I want to take German. ls there a Miss Hektoen out there? I'm awfully afraid of her. They say she is hard. Is she? Irene Pamperin. Dear Editor: Although I faithfully powder my beautiful nose each half hour in the winter and every fifteen minutes during warm weather, I find that it still has a shiny appearance. What shall I do? Dora H. Dora H.--You are indeed in bad circumstances, but if you try Sapolio, I feel certain that your troubles will cease. Apply it twice a day until the shiny effect is gone. And don't mind if the nose goes with it.-Editor. Dear Editor: I travel back and forth from the North Side every day, and a certain question has long perplexed me. If, when I am waiting for a street-car, I put my foot on the rail, will I be electrocuted? George Kastlin. G. K.-Not unless you put the other foot on the trolley wire, and you know a perfect gentleman would never assume such a position.-Editor. Page 116 .L...,..,,.,,,,,.,. .,.,.,.,..,.,m...1..,,.i.....r,W-,..,...w.,.,,..,. ...i.,......W,.,..,.,. ,i,.,,,,..,..,...,.....,...M,.....,,,.,,..,.,,.ii....,.,,,,..i-,.H.,N.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,.,,.,..,...,...,.,,.,..w.,......i..,.,...,,..,..H.,.........i..,,..u..,..,.......,.....,.,.....,,...,..i...s....i...,..m.,.,........,,.,..,......i,.,., .i,....,..n....i,......+ How TO BE A Gooo STUDENT ian1rimmmanummummmnuumunmmmxznuummmnuvuuuI.4numIimnmumurnummmmumm:unimininu:wImmmiuminniumuinniinnn:iifiuinun:aninummnummuonmmmmumminmniuininumuiinannuiniIninmunmiumunmmmmnmn un umuumcxuuvvmnuur-In Zliirzt Ai!! WHAT TO DO IN CASE OF EMERGENCIES First of all, run around the block to see if there is a veterinary surgeon in sight. If you do not see one, call an UNDERTAKER soon as possible. While the doctor is eating his lunch, fixing the Hre, playing cards, and finding his SAW, proceed as in the following, taking great care to overdo in ALL cases. v , FLUNKITIS This is not a dangerous disease, but one that often causes much trouble-when FATHER hears of it! The SYMPTOMS are well-known by every student. Procure the necessary drugs at your druggist's, and concoct the prescription in an ice cream cone. . D0sEf4Dissolve page 96 ol' a Latin Book in one gallon of hot air, slowly adding a bottle of ink. When this grows MUSHY, paddle around in it with an ALGEBRA book, taking care not to fall in. If the REMEDY is to be kept for over FIFTY years, add a ten cent vial of BUG juice and candied onion. Let stand for three hours in a paper BAG, and shake well over PATIENT'S head before AD- MINISTERING. Inject one bucket-full into patient's EAR by means of a fire-hose. Shake patient well after using. FRENCH FEVER If the patient shows signs of HEATED animation and murmurs vaguely about a certain Jenny Caumprong to Pa, he is not in LOVE with the said Jenny, but is afflicted with French Fever. You must act just as you do in case of POISONING, viz: very slowly and with the greatest DELIBERA- TION. Hold the patient's nose under WATER for about TWO HOURS while you exhort him not to breathe through his mouth. Wave him GENTLY to an 'fro by his boot-laces, and when he has FOR- CIBLY exhaled the water, pack him in cold ICE. Do not under any circumstances attempt to TALK to the diseased, as any heat would tend to fan the FEVER. When the ice has MELTED, submerge the patient by PIROUETTING on the CENTRAL portion of his ANATOMY. If the fever does not leave immediately, POINT out Monsieur Yerly as an example of its RAVAGES, and PHYSCHO- LOGICAL reaction will do the rest. COLDFEETITIS This is another disease common to students, and usually occurs while the PATIENT is RECITING. '1'REATMEN'I'---Hang patient out of the WINDOW by THUMBS, and beat him VIGOROUSLY on the HEAD with a SLEDGE hammer. If this does not bring him to, give him a STRONG dose of chloride of LIME, and a pint of RAW oysters. Force patient to fast during Lent., Page 117 vI4muuuumnun mm:nninunmannunnnmonunnwvum:ummmmmmrnriiInumumanrmumr1ruianvuuuimminurxluiinuinmnnnrunumwunnummmInumInmuuurnmmuuur vnun:iunmuurinuumuinmmmmnruininwnuinuvmnuunuummnumunmu HO'W TO BE A GOOD STUDENT il IYIIWF NIU! IIVI l U'IVlllllllll'UIllllYll!IKVllYllWll KIKYI DIY!! lllll WIKI YIINII YVYIVIKIIIIYIYIY Illl DVI IXWIVKIIII K1 YYIYIIIHY WI! !Y1IllI!YIINI K IIHIYP IIWIY IHIYYIWII YIHI K! YVIYIIIHI Ill!! YIIIVI Ylllllllllllllll YYXI K!lVIWlllIlll'lll YIKYI Vllln IIYIYYI IIVWUIIYIIKYIVYIYIIIIIYIYIIWIIKI YYIIIYY lllllfllllli llllil Kill IYYYI llllllllll Iilll lllllll Vlll llliillfllllillll llllllllillilllllillii4 Zliirzt Aiheqfllnuiinueh SNOBBISHNESS This is a very peculiar disease, requiring STRENUOUS measures. SYMPTOMS--The first symptom noticed is a slight TILTING of the nose, which grows more PRO- NOUNCED as the season advances. Patient speaks to no one, and returns greetings with a STONY stare. Have patient place RIGHT foot behind the LEFT ear, at the same time BLOWING hard. If this does not cause a noticeable CHANGE, try the following: Gently MASSAGE patient's cheek with a SNOW shovel, taking great care not to disturb the THIRD button on the LEFT suspender. When he turns BLUE around the GILLS, bathe his FEVERED brow in a twenty per cent solution of GINGER ALE and powdered GLASS. If this does not cure, NOTHING will. LATINITIS This is a very unmanageable disease. The first symptom noticed is that the VICTIM actually STUDIES Latin. The greatest stage of development is when the pupil begins to recite FLUENTLY in Latin class. If found in the FIRST stages, the disease is not so DIFFICULT to cure. Remove the patient's shoes immediately, and carefully SHAVE off his or her EYEBROWS. Stand the patient on his HEAD in a DARK room, and SLAP hirn VIGOROUSLY on the FEET with a PIANO stool. This will RESTORE the circulation. Coniine patient in COLD storage for TWENTY years. If the case is in the LAST stages, only ONE treatment can be found. Without removing patient's clothes, DIP him in the TANK until he begins to SPUTTER. If this does not CURE him, call a PAPERHANGER. CHEATITIS Double and combine the treatments in all the diseases MENTIONED. If this does not cure, CHOP the patient s HEAD oil. 43825456 HOW WE DO TALK! He threw back the door Cwhere did it lancl?D But then left it ajar QMagician!J He threw his weight against the wall Cstill, he weighs 200 poundsj And cast his eyes afar CI wonder who picked them up'?J The chimney sweeps QOh, not the floorlj And the chimney swallows, too QWhat? Cinders?J Night 'owls CI wonder what about'?D And the day breaks Cbut not in twolj I leave the building when I go tHow could I take it with me'?J I go home after school CPosition reversed, I take itj Where I learn to elevate my thoughts CGoing up!J And not to break a rule CSome of the stone tablet effectlb Just now I saw a wagon tire lBut what about the horse?j And a roof garden, too QThese days of conservationlj At last I heard a horse-laugh C.Iust to see if the cow cud, maybe.J At that the chimney flue CHeavenward, we hope!J Page us 1 num in numrrnnnmiiinumiivl inuniuiinmniniininmlnlu:ininur:iuinviiini1muimmnmmmmsii Inunvuaniinnmuianinumniinnanrpwiimnnnuniinmiiiniiniinrn'nunuuunnmunumnmuvniumnanuummmmmuniuiinmnuiniimunuummimn:nuummmmuuuunmm unnmumurnxe How TO BE A Goon STUDENT upmuuumnminimum:imurmurxmmimumIiinninuiiniiii.mmunmnimiuinimuminnmnminuniuummniinumminuinuniminuiniiniinmm:iinumuuiuimmunimnmmnninnunmnmmaninninmmuminnrmuuvmmmnumuumnmmuuuummmuwnu nu iumiunnmuwvm:nI4 1. Don't 2 . Don't 3Bnn'ta fur the Hreahmen fail to leave your trade-mark in conspicuous places on the surrounding walls. get Miss Weigand for study-hall. 3. If you want advice, don't go to Mrs. Irish. 4. Don't of teachers, they may feel you are enamored of them. report to classes unless you find nothing else to do. If you are too often in the presence 5. Don't put your name in at the employment bureau. You may have to work. 6. Don't study in the Manual Training roomg it isn't supposed to be proper. 7. Don't answer any questions the teacher may ask you. If you should make a mistake, you'll get zero. 8. Don't eat at the lunch-room. You'll starve to death. 9. Don't take a theme to Miss Dunn to have her correct it.- She'll write it all over for you. 10. Don't go outside when the bell rings five times. There is no fire. They are just trying to fool you. 11. Don't try to tell the teacher all you knowlg he or she probably knows a few things. 12. Don't kiss a girl on the steps- -the mouth is the proper place. 13. Don't subscribe for the Annualg it's lots cheaper to read someone else's. 14. Don't wait for the second bell for classes-it isrfticustomary. 15. Until you are able to distinguish one from the other, don't forget to address all the men teachers as t'Mr. Tift . It ilatters them. 16. Don't wear your class colorsg it really isn't necessary. 4 17. Don't, il' you are a girl, linger in the hall to talk to an older boy. That is a special privilege of the Juniors. 18. When things are too quiet in study hall, start a whispering contest with your most remote neighbor. Since this has never been tried before, you will no doubt be considered very cute on account of your innovation. Page 119 .g.,.,......,.m,..,,. lst Verse- ummmansimiinununimiwnumunumnunniinnavmimuummuirunmuiinuiummrnumamimmunnumumnIinumninvinumwoniimm!i11mumrurnnuminnii1mmmmnuiinnun:iinunmnznunnnmruuuniuiinuIummiuumiuumumuuunu E 4. ummm HOW TO BE A GOOD STUDENT E E s E E 5 3 E 5 E .gsm 61112 Songs we illnue in Sing POOR TEST WRITER! The teacher springs a test-, he has forgotten his book, and so decides to copy from his neighbor. Chorus- 2nd Verse Poor test writer! 'Tween two dummies sitting- Poor test writer! He needs must copy so! The moments sped on and on, But still he looked round and round. When no answer could be found, He murmured low, Why didn't I bring my book in with me Instead of trusting whom I'm sitting by? If I don't pass this test, CHOW I'm going to, I don't know! Why, I'll just die! Poor Test Writer! Because of the sun, he changes his seat near two people whom he thinks bright, but then- Page 120 Chorus: XXX THERE'S A LONG, LONG TRAIL A-WINDING Verse- Days are growing dark and dreary, Shadows 'round me lurk- And I'm working every minute Just to rush the BOOSTER work. Jokes and funny sayings haunt me, Till my brain is numb- And I groan in mortal anguish Cause the SPICE is on the BUM! Chorus: There's a long, long trail a-winding 'Fore that old BOOSTER is through! When the editor will call me And the SPICE is due! There are days and nights of worry, There's not a moment of ease- When I think of that material And the folks I have to please! slmvuviiinuirmuml ninmminniHmyuiniininunuuzummummm1iinni1inininnanumminu1Imiinminiimuumminmmiurnininimmyuiininnzmumninnmuiininnunniininmumuiuiiniuiininuniuininmummnumn14inumnunuinnnnmmmannnumuimnnnum mnunumuunnvza nuri-1uiiI1urifiniuianui1uriI4vuvunmnimnmummuumrnruuvuniinnrninnurminnmniumanisninimannnannuuinninnainnirimmnuunmnu mnnimuwmm emu iminwuiurnnuummimminmmmnrummm:uumnmmimmrinimuunnmuanuunumnumnummu hi' Zilhe Srmgs me illnun in Sing-Glnntinueil ALOHA OE QFarewell to Thee, My Dear Ponyl Proudly swept Miss Weigand down the aisle- The questions were upon the board! O, darn! Of course she sat beside me! So I hid my book and wrote--NOTHING! Chorus: Farewell to thee, farewell to thee, My dear pony which lies inside my text-book! No last long look before thou rest secure From eyes that hate thee as I love! Thus sweet memories come back to me Of how I bought thee from a neighbor, Dear Pony, though now thou art my own! I cannot use thee now as much as then. XXX A LA WHITMAN ON THE NORTH SIDE STREET-CAR In they come! A steady surge of jostling, chattering, variegated young creatures! Rooted to my seat I remain, while around me roars the tumult of juvenescence. I determine upon a military sally- But alas!- - I am ignominiously balked! My-straw-colored taffeta is mistaken for the seat beside me- There is a creaking as of a ponderous gate, and a cracking as of dry twigs- A hush. uncanny, death-like, follows. Resignedly, I brush from my shelving lap a perfume -laden parasite-when in a rumbling bass come the words- And Gibralter fell! Again pandemonium reigns. I thrust my head hurriedly out of the window in a fruitless endeavor to recover from the sickening scent of my quondam decoration-- CRUEL FATE ! Oh! Ill-timed protrusion! I am blinded by a chocolate cream, soft, plastic, saporous, adhesive! As I pluck the dough-like mass from my disiiured members, I hear a sound, suppressed, yet unmis- takable- - L-A-U-G-H-T-E-R-! Page 121 'Q' -i- A B C D E F G H I J K Pa xnummu wmmmmmm ummmmmmmmummmmmmmmwmmwmmwWmmmmwwmmmmmmmWmmmmmmwmmmmmmmmnmwmmwmmmmwwmmmmwmmmmwmwmmmmn mnmmwiu How TO BE A GOOD STUDENT Zlexirnn for the Stuheni AUDITORIUM-A place where we are gassed by long-windecl speakers. ABILITY-Something that all of us think we have, but few of us possess. AFFIRMATIVE-One side of a jaw contest--we don't know which. ALGEBRA-A weird collection of x's and y's. BOOSTER-You're reading it. BELOVED-The one and only. BRAIN-A little known organ which scientist's say is gray, but not having seen any, we doubt it. CHEMISTRY-Cal The study of many odors. -Cbb A science by which we learn to destroy our clothes. CACTUS-An imbricate plant with sharp whiskers. DASCHUND-A low dog, usually German. Its shape is caused by forcing it to live under ' the bureau. DOUGHNUT-A pastry fruit, built around a hole. EDITOR-A victim of tough luck. EDUCATION-What most of us go to school for, but few of us obtain. EXCUSE-A pretty handy thing to have when the teacher asks you why you were absent. FACULTY-The High Exalted Rulers of the Society for the Prevention of a Good Time. FRESHMAN-A wise infant-Csee under Green J. FENCE-Something surrounding something to keep something else out. FEET-The pedal extremities, often used for propelling people through the air. GRIND-A student who does an excessive amount of study because he isn't bright enough to pass otherwise. GREEN-A color, usually associated with pickles and Freshmen. GOLD-A much desired metal-men die for it, women lie for it, and babies cry for it. GYM-Means of getting rid of superfluous energy. HASH-A little of everything and something of nothing, conglornerated into a guey mass. The chief dish of the boarding house. HAT-A covering for the domal cavity-Subject of the oldest joke- Why doesa miller wear a white hat? INNOCENCE-Absence of desirable knowledge. IGNORANCE-QSee abovej. JUNIORS-The height of importance. KNOCKERS-People who don't know a good thing when they see iteFifty per cent of the school. ge 122 .im.,,.....m.mmV.W.,.,...,.,,mi,-,..,,,iiis,H...,H.....itit...iH.1..,.....,Hii....,,Hr...miifi,.U..niif......imi.i..,i..i.UU.,i..i.H.Q..wi,.inH..H...uii1......a..s....inis.....,.......,.........is.4i..,......ni...,W,.in.,.....i..in....H....Hii...ii,,,m.......m.m.. ,.t..,..m.....,.,.....1. Zlexirnn fur the Stuhent LOVE--An indescribable feeling, never experienced in the singular and always taking a direct object. LEARNING-Something only acquired, they say, by concentration. LAND- -The collective capacity of rock particles-For further information, see Mrs. Irish. MOON-A renowned member of the fusser trio-CSee beloved. J MOUNTAIN-A bump on the earth. MUD-See Fifteenth Street. NAIL--A sharp point and flat head, connected by a round body. NOODLE- -An educated angle-Worm. NOTE-Long-distance fussing. NOTHING-Something that ain't. ODOR-CSee Chemistryj. OFFICE-Place of torture. POOL-CCensoredJ. QUEEN--She. REPORT CARD---A mysterious epidemic which sweeps over the school about the first of every month. Symptoms: The victims gather in halls and other places, exclaiming, Tain't right. I oughta get more! I'm gonna ask her about this. SKUNK- -See odor . Snuii' said! SKELETON-The insides of a man with his outsides off. SMILE--The whisper of a laugh. SATAN--The Kaiser's twin-brother. TEACHER- -Unnecessary. TIFT--It. TEST--A monthly pest, classed with Report Cards. Objects of these tests is to get us to use our text-books. UBIQUITOUS--The faculty. VAMPIRE- -The person who makes the decisions at a baseball game. VILLAIN--A guy with a heavy moustache, always in the hero's way. WOMEN- -Interrogation points ad infinitum. X- - - - -A bill we seldom see and never have. YOUTHFUL- -What the old wish they were, and the Freshmen are. YES- -There is no such word. Synonyms, You bet your life, You said a mouthful, You gushed a pageful, kid. ZEAL- -An undesirable quality, possessed by few. Page 123 ll lie 1 23133 lol O S5 TE Fi lieoeoeioeol ll WHOSE FOOT WAS IT? or THE ESCAPADE OF THE RUBBER ibfqck from old Chzugo cAMe 'lrhosz' +:Achsrs +hrszw X I . . ' -fi -'-1 :Qc 'fr C353 , 'gil Back from old Chicago ' . 1 , 4. '- ,I ' . i - . I -.lm X X V Came those teachers three. I 4, ,Cg?g-qi i. They'd been gone for two whole days, llllllll. 51Q v.'+, ,A 'IllllIlllllllllllllllllllllllllll' lllllllllu , VA ' Out upon a spree. ' CSQ'- ': ELi!,.,N! 2- -'41::::::::'gl' fe 1 rmmipguguguggmnmyg umlllulluuunmmnHllIIIIllI!.'lr in OQLQ Ivrvlzgr My rubbrrxqdnrlrz NE! 4 , , Qfwwi V.,jg':-l They were talking merrily, Q '-410 Wlwl When very, very suddenly ,Q M R Up spoke one of the dauntless three: nu I ,, , . ,, 1 KQ.llluuluunmlummml. 'nm' ,gummy I ve lost my rubber! Dearie me! XvWZ,,,lN., V .-1111 '.'4-Fm 1 - kii .-A X If , fl'l llll!l!gVQllgIgl5QJ:.7eg5 TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHIIIIIIIIB' , L 11' w'g,gm',a:,. XV 1 1 I. i!-.llii I'LLf1Nd your rubbzqyssjlry gum- '5 5, 2 Then chaos certainly did relgn, W N They looked about them-but in vain. 'll All Q Then volunteered a snappy one: 'lm . 1 ' ,f I lm H H ul I Iullu' WJl, 1 ' I'll find your rubber, yes, by gum! Af f 1 47 ' ff pl' . '., v 5 e-e' i will T Page 124 D D L C H S5 Il lilQil l3DiEOliOlS3TE Lai Woulo you PLEAJE lei' My 'Fooi' ALDNE? - rgzifit K XX L f! ff-1 A She gazed about with Sherlock stare, ' 1: lf X ' When suddenly beneath a chair ' ' ' y She spied il rubber- eyes! 'Was there- W!llllllIllIIIIIIllllllilUU1lIll'lI'p im' imuiiiluiin uiuiq ' 'imuiu' She'd go and get lt- -sure, she'd dare! V i - flk ' -U J X will X g j Xp M With pussy feet she stole alone, Up to the rubber, still as stone. She grabbed it, pulled, but heard this tone: Would you please let my foot alone? The rest is too touching and pathetic to relate. XXX THE FAMILY ON ETIQUETTE The family ofl'e1' helpful suggestions to the Freshie attending her first dance: Father: Remember I said in at 9:30, Babe! Mother: Don't let out that tuck in your dress or your white stockings won't show. Big Sister: How absolutely silly for such infants to have a dance! Little Brother: Aw, gosh, you and that big sissy of a Brick Gordon make my foot tired H Big Brother: Gee! Some class to my little sis! Are you trying to beat ThedaBara out of a job. He: Whew! Ain't she some peach? Guess I'll take her arm to help her across the streets. Page 125 Page 126 ll lisi lnsuoifoistrnaua busiest ll Staggering Statistics DO YOU KNOW THAT: If all the pupils that iiunked in Miss Streeter's class would be placed in a line, the line would reach three times around our main hall. If all the dogs that enter the school every day were made into weiners, there would be enough to feed the faculty for two weeks. . Roy Taylor got enough marks in one semester to make a total of 100. J. R. Caldwell has had enough excuses this year to furnish the entire school with paper for one week's consumption. Ii all the pennies that are matched in school each week were massed together, there would be money enough to let Mr. Butler retire for the rest of his life. If all the knocking that is lost on the Booster would be applied to a helpful use, it would drive enough nails to build a small house. The time which Charles Weis wasted in useless argumentation in one semester would keep two students in school for ten weeks. If all the Booster material that is thrown in the waste-paper basket were given to the Red Cross, it would feed thirty hungry soldiers for eight months. The sarcastic remarks which Miss Harper made in one day caused as much ill-feeling as all of Miss Weigand's discourses for the past year. If x equals the average speed of a snail, and y equals the average speed of a mud-turtle, then x-y equals the average speed of the Green Bay. The number of times that Ella Weedy's temper has been aroused equals the mark that Ellis Lyons usually gets. - If all the people that Mr. Klineriiunlced in one semester walked down Main Street, one end of the line would be in the river and the other on Grandad bluff. The amount of money spent for ponies by students of this school in one year would buy two Lib- erty Bonds. V ' Il' all the Kevins were connected in series, they would make a line equal to that of Hindenburg. If all the unnecessary papers on the bulletin board were burned, their heat would keep the people of the United States warm through a very cold winter. Page 127 Hire 1 IJE5 no no .s fr E. is IL.G.lHl.S.I ll E112 liltra-Qllluhern Herziun QBEING A CATEGORY OF 'INSTRUCTIONS FOR THE WISED Mark ye well and ponder these things in your hearts! BOOK 1 Yea, verily a laugh is an excellent thing. Blessed is he who applieth it to Miss Desrnond's jokes nigh unto examination time. He reapeth as he hath sown. It hath been said, A little blufling is a dangerous thing. Verily, verily, I say unto you, speak not when the Expounder of Latin verbs raiseth up her voice. Know ye not that it seemeth an abomination and calleth forth an exhortation which endureth forever? Look thou not upon the Booster when it is red, lest thou see therein thine own condemnation. BOOK 2 Be thou not concerned at the berating of Miss Heidemang for lo, it is written of old, Whom awoman loveth she first chastise-th. When the bell doth ring at the close of the Hfth period, do ye sally forth and gird thou thy loins for battle. For know ye not that thou must be foremost to the lunch-room, even though thou leavest in thy wake many of thy comrades stark and cold? Doth not wisdom cry? Blessed is he who has the gift of far-sightedness, for thereby he readeth his brother's exam paper. Sweet looks are alluringg bright colors are entrancingg but whosoever is the possessor thereof is an abomination to Miss Harper. BOOK 3 Who hath sorrow? Who hath woe? He who playeth truant in the first bright days of spring- he who leaveth his belongings upon the oak bench in the hall. Lift not up thy voice and rejoice, for lo, it hath been decreed that the mixers shall not pass over the hour of the eleven. Oh maiden, where is thy modesty? Oh youth, where is thy' courtesy? Thou art the light that guideth me, oh pony, an ever present help in time of trouble. Know ye not that the time of judgment is nigh, oh ye slothful? Be ye therefore diligent, lest thy teacher say unto thee after thine examination, Depart from me into the outer world. Ye never knew me or my subject. BOOK 4 And again I say unto you, hearken thou not unto the voice of Miss Dickens when she biddeth thee depart from her realm. Knoweth thou not that every maiden is enamoured of strong men and strong words? Therefore make great thy resistance. Thou shalt not waste the food that is set before thee , saith Hoover. Eat thou in the lunch- room and thou wilt be in no danger of breaking the law. Boast not thyself that thou canst edit a better BOOSTER than thou hast yet seen, for knoweth ye not that pride goeth before a fall? Be not deceived. Whosoever studieth not, passeth notg whosoever passeth not, faileth, and who- soever faileth, is nothing. And now abideth the Booster Book, the Booster Staff, and the Booster Slams, but the greatest of these is Slams. Page 128 iT-,.- II Q li ielueaconoustruala Liielrata Il Delicately, fair students, let us touch upon the subject of boards. There are bo lrds and then again there are more boards. There are School Boards, of Education. Some boards are composed of human beings and others of wood. Some boards are composed of human beings up to the neck and of wood from the neck up. BOARD ' Athletic Bbards, spring boards, festal boards, slats, shingles, and Boards The first board, perhaps, which impresses itself upon our memory, as well as the seat of our trousers, is the shingle. Fragrant remernbrances tell us that it was our main-stay and guiding power down the flowery path of knowledge. As Shake A. Spear never said, Great is the strength of the shingle. Yet let us depart from this unpleasant subject and take up the festal board. Remarkable to say, this strange custom of eating was undoubtedly developed by the first inhabitants of the earth. Immediately the festal board was adopted. It is in its prime about eight in the morning, twelve at noon, and six at night. 111 the frame-work of a house, under the bed, he wrote this immortal poem: 'tPals there But suffering Ramesesl We have for- gotten the most important subject of all -the School Board. As its name im- plies, it keeps the school bored most of the time. Only once in history has a school board been known to make a sen- sible decision. This remarkable happen- stance occured during the reign of Old King Coal, when school was dismissed. In my opinion tand the opinion of most of the rest of the schoolj each individual member of the school board should be lined up and shot in several different places. So much for School Boards. Then there is the slat. The slat occurs or in the human body. It so inspired Shortguy, that were, with the same sweet lass, But true love made their friendship pass. They took OH' their hats, removed their spats, And battered in each other's' slats. Then again there is f ZT- the spring board. De- spite its name, it does not bloom in spring, neither does a beauti- ful, babbling stream of water arise from it. It is the principal Ry' adornment of our tank, or rather was, Q D until Phat Webber bounced his ponder- J- -Y , ff- Q qx . 5 outsi vgegght uponlfhe K P Zi Q-5 xr en o 1',caus1ng1 to Sl.. ff- it submarine to the bot- ,-2 fx '- ' .,.. , ,ff -if--5 .S tom, never to rise again. Because of its many X . Q . sk - ' ,Y X X contortions, the spring board is often called I an athletic board. An Page 129 ll lieu il sa flea U U S T E lst lL.c.n.soiI ll BOARDS-Continued athletic board is a great deal of nothing, conglomerated under Howery title, and exhibiting a limited amount of authority, Cif Gouldin says they can.J Well, weary readers, in conclusion let me warn you. Beware of Boards! Practically everybody in school has felt the effect of the school board, and the athletic board. The festal board affects us most about Thanksgiving time. Many, many people have suffered great pain from defective slats, and even more have had the same experience from a shingle. And last and largest, let me warn you of the Board of Education. This board reigns supreme, discussing freely our fates and fortunes, even going so far as to notify some of us that the school can get along without us. They do not consult us. We stand by with nothing to say, and if we did have, we wouldn't dare to say it. We are brow-beaten and abused, we dare not strike back. Fair students, I appeal to your sense of justice. Will we stand for it? YES, WE WILL! MORAL-The only good board is the two by four. Youth's Companion .... Vogue ......,.....,. Popular Science .... Little Folks .....,. New Republic ...,,.. Scientific American .... Black Cat ........... Modern Priscilla ..... American Boy ..... Physical Culture ..... Everybody's ....... Vanity Fair .... Life ......... Musician ..... Judge ....., Editor ........... Critic ............. Review of Reviews. . . Snappy Stories ..... Christian Science .... Theatre ............. Popular Mechanics .... Country Gentleman. . . Page 130 XXX Though the Booster work's not easy, With my job I wouldn't part- For nightly I remain to work With Edith Eberhart. -George Kastlin. XXX News Stanh Irish Bessie Geisenheimer ..,........Fussing ....,...Freshies C. H. S. , , . , . .Don Webber . , . . .Marcus Pratt . . . ,Kathryn Lyons . . . . . . .William Collinge .Josephine Holcomb . . .Marjorie Palmer . Dora Hirshheimer . . . . . . . .Spice Pages .. ..,.. James Kelly . . . .Bradford Dixon . ,Elizabeth Norbeck , . .Anna Harmacek Exams . . . . .Horace Bayer . . .Hannah Higgins , . , . .Lewis Probart .Charles Heyerdahl . . . , . .John Kliewer Page 131 ll lie il sins for on s it is ia 1t.c.si.s.l ll Gilman Awful Qlilunqm I!! CBEING A TREATISE ON ONE OF THOSE MINORUJ AILMENTSJ APOLOGETICALLY DEDICATED 'ro ANYONE WHO HAS ENJOYED THEM You have felt rotten in school all day long. You must have fallen out of bed on the wrong side that A. M. Sadly you take the beaten path homeward, blindly you stumble up the steps to your abode, and forlornly you sink into a chair in the kitchen where your mother is making doughnuts. A strange feeling envelopes you. You have not the slightest desire for any of these doughnuts. The smell of them even gags you. Your mother looks puzzled and glances at you curiously. What can be wrong with her little Willie? It is only spring, so it can't be green apples. She asks you what's the matter. Of course you say Nothin'. Soon after this she stops cooking, and goes into the next room, gets an old doctor book off a back shelf of the book case, wipes the dust off it, and returns to you. She then opens it and starts reading from the table of symptoms. Have you a pain in the lower part of your left eyebrow? Does your stomach feel as though a cat-and-dog square dance were going on within? Do you have a wild desire to dance every time you hear a funeral march played? You have none of these troubles, but soon your mother gets on your scent. Do you have a hard time to see with your eyes shut? she reads. Do you feel sick everytime you do a little work? Ah, there it is. You hasten to tell her she has hit the nail on the head, but for some reason she does not consider this a very important symptom. She reads on and you discover that you have a tender spot under either ear. Your mother then goes to the pantry, takes the vinegar jug, pours some of its contents into a tablespoon, brings it to you and tells you to swallow it, F-the vinegar, not the tablespoon. You bravely thrust the spoon into your mouth and drain it of that sweet tasting beverage. It begins to slide, but ye gods! e'er the stuff has barely started down the little red lane, it stops. Vainly you endeavor to get thoroughly outside of ity beads of red hot perspiration stand out on your forehead, but your efforts are of no avail. You cannot down it, you are defeated. Suddenly you have an insane desire to sneeze. The next instant the floor, walls, and surrounding scenery are drenched with a fine spray of vinegar. Your kid brother, who just came in and has been watching operations, also gets his share of the deluge. He makes some witty, scathing remark about furnishing towels with a shower hath, and amid the confusion which follows, lightens the burden of the pan in which the doughnuts are reposing, then makes his escape. You pay no at- attention to such minor details. however. An awful truth has dawned on you. You have heard of the vinegar test before. You are sure you have them. Your mother strengthens this fear by saying, Well, I guess you've got the mumps, all right, but I'd better call the doctor to make sure. . In due time he arrives. He makes some remark about the weather and then sets his case on the table. He opens it, and an assortment of bottles, knives, saws, pliers, spikes, and other implements for alleviating suffering are displayed to your pain-dimmed eyes. For some reason you hope that you have not got appendicitis. He picks out a queer looking thing and walks over to you. Your mother has already told him something about you. Nevertheless, he asks you a few questions and then tells you to open your mouth, and stick your tongue out at him. You have always been taught that this is a vulgar thing to do, but you obey. He presses your tongue down with that little instrument and tells you to cough. Although your mouth is open, you have a hard time and make a noise like a sick cricket. Then he thumps you under the listeners and asks you if it hurts. You assure him that it does, He then seems thoroughly satisfied. He tells you that you merely have the mumps, that it is nothing serious, that you aren't really sick, etc, etc. You feel like telling him that if you'd wanted a Christian Scientist, you'd have sent for one, but as he is an old friend of the family, you refrain. He thenfixes up some pills, packs his little grip, leaves his bill, and makes his exit. You feel decidedly down in the mouth. Your mother says, I told you so, and your sister snickers to think that you, of all people, should get the mumps. Yes, just plain mumps. But the best is yet to come. That P. M. the health official blows in and says that all you kids are quarantined, that is you can't go to school for a while. At first this seems far from dismal news, but when you stop to think that all the work you miss must be made up, your spirits again take the downward path. Not only that, but your loving brother and sisters get the same thoughts, mind telepathy I guess, and they regard you as though they thought that you'd got sick on purpose. Things get worse. You have been told that you can eat as usual, but when you bite into what looks like a nice, juicy, tender Porter House, you find it as tough as shoe leather. So it is with every- thing else you try to eat. You wonder how long one can live without eating, and you wish that you Page 132 H lieu il as was U by .ea T ie, is lL.e.H.s.l ll were a camel. Your mother meekly suggests that you have patiencegthat it isagreat thing. Maybe it is, you think, but there's no nourishment in it. Short, happy days follow. At first you amuse yourself by treading gently on the spinal extremity of the dog. Alter while, however, his tail gets sore and tender, sensitive to touch, and he makes a noise everytime you resort to this diversion. You like the music, it eases your nerves, but the othei members of the household are contrary of late and make such a howl that you are obliged to find other means of enjoying yourself. Your sisters call you a brute and you get numerous compliments. Funny how touchy some people act, isn't it? So it goesg the seconds drag into minutes, the minutes into hours, the hours into days, the days into days and a half, et cetera. However, one bright morning the sun shines in your little window as usual. But this morning it has a new lustre. Outside even the sparrows seem to warble sweetly. The quarantine is lifted, you are well at last! But, oh wicked fate, see what happens! You start blithely to school. You get there, but instead of sympathizing classmates you find a snickering bunch of what seem imbeciles to you. Have they no hearts, no pity? No. Even your best girl regards you curiously. But this is not all, for again you are reminded of the back work there is to make up. You go oil by yourself, you wring your hands in deepest anguish, and sighing deeply, ask, Ah well, what's the use? Moral4Never laugh at a person who has the mumps. You might get 'em yourself I 182182382 COMMON ASSOCIATIONS Germany .... .... B aby-Killers France. . . . . . .Miss Renard England ..,.... . . .Don'tcherknow Harold Weisse ..... ..... J . Holcomb Green . ........ .... . .Freshmen Chemistry. . . ..... Funny smells Latin ..... .....,.... ' ..,.. S uifering Algebra .....,. . . .A mixture Cx's and y'sj Miss Heideinan. . . ,..... .... M easure Up Oflice ......... . . .Sternness XXX DID YOU EVER ? Did you ever go a iishin' with some angle worms fur bait And find your spot 'fore sunrise, but jest a little late? For seated on an old pine log, with line and bamboo pole Some other man without consent had stole your fishin' hole! Page 133 ll liei lnenoionstrlsla unease! ll Sranhal You may deny it, but everyone likes scandal. Our motto is to please, so here goes: Have you ever: Noticed Helen Goetzman's escort home after Iifth period? Observed a Ford in front of Weedy's? Noticed who is Mart Forbes's latest? Sensed Miss Renard's interest in men from Chicago, especially captains? Embarrassed yourself and others by coming too suddenly around the south side of the building on a dark night when it is good roller skating? Nearly said something when you saw Mr. Tift's basket ball outfit? Secretly tried a few puffs? QAsk M. P., A. E., E. N,, B. H., etc.l Entirely forgotten yourself and told teacher what you think of him? CSee Jessie Evans.j Speaking of matching pennies, found out from Charles Thomas how he lostadime? Been in 107 when a heated argument took place about habitual drinking? Who are they? May we ask, discovered who the female teacher is who took a ride upon Chick Schroeder's bicycle? Learned what made Mr. Maxwell about two hours late one Tuesday? Found out why Bayer tried to cancel his date for the Jun. Prom? Heard about the memorable marshmallow roast? - Ask Bill H, Observed who takes Marge Palmer to the picture show every Saturday night? We re on to you, Brad. Heard of the terrible catastrope which happened in the ofhce a few weeks ago? Who fed soap to the gold fish? Alas! Alackl Frank, we never thought that of you. Whom did you dance with in social hour? And by the way, Frank, we like those deep poems because we 1 ever have time to read 'ern. Wondered if George KM ever smoked that pipe of his? We doubt it, George Noticed who refused to dance with whom in social hour? Speak up like a football play er, Bobby. Asked Roy Taylor how he liked his wife for the Glee Club play, and watched him smile? Gone to Paris green and come back a parasite? XXX BUCKFEVER Buckfever is a funny thing, of which the minstrels did not sing-- It gets you, I have heard men say, upon the street most any day. For instance, if you meet a Fern Who is the idol of most men, Her hair is coming down in back, One of her shoes, it does not track, Youid like to tell her of these things Of which the minstrels did not singe- But still it seems as if you can't--WHY? BUCKFEVER! Page 134 fliers! as non on sa flf' ia ia 1 t.e.ez.s.1 II E112 mag nf a Eliuaaer For quite a while he has had his eye on her, and now he longs to become My sw 11: f. ,, better acquainted. That night after school he walks home with her, and with an indifferent attitude asks her if she won't go to the movies with him that evening. He is to call for her at 7:30. After supper he says he is going away for a while. He has not eaten much and his mother wonders at his unusual lack of appetite. His father, - however, looks wise, and when his son touches him for a little coin, a twinkle comes into his eye. But as he is soft hearted he loosens up. Then our hero retires to his room and about forty minutes later slips noiselessly out of the house. His hair is nicely matted down, his face shines, and his general appearance is that of a boy in more or less discomfort. At about 7:35 he reaches her home, Che doesn't want to be too prompti. With brave steps he ascends the stairs and rings the door bell. She answers I-so nmvw ap,:,,,,,,T .,,, 4lL in nm: rm ff. eq , 'f . ' AT' LT L rv yi A I H the bell and very would have been all corner, on the foot on it. The next tinues to slip, and his arms about her in spite of all he can from his blushing - DEARIE BE cnnsrve THE. noon is so 1 ' SUPPERY 4 , . 4,-I u'3' HALF X X, n IK , 1 , X . F in 11, x -- -. uif ' 1 I, -D rd!! u 4, 1 ,,. fl! funny as a funeral. graciously asks him in and offers him a chair. Everything right if it hadn't been for a small rug lying in an obscure highly polished fioor. Of course he had to put his dainty second he is balancing gracefully on one foot, the rug con- in despair, in one awful attempt to keep his balance, he flings neck. This is rather an embarrassing position, and do, the hallway is illumined by the radiance which beams face. He tries to take it in a joking way, but he is about as After what seems an age to him, he gains his chair and sinks into it, She says she will be down in just a minute, and trips lightly waits. After what seems an hour or up. The smell of powder is borne to she is putting on the finishing touches. Finally he spies her coming down beads, powder, wrist watch, and other would have been reminded of an she is the very essence of womanly out into the night, he, for some reason, ilow MN up-stairs. He waits, and waits, and F two has crept by, he suddenly cheers A , , his quivering nostrils and he knows . ,, ' raw-mmm, the stairway, resplendent in rouge, 'r ' I, ilmnllllllf trinkets. An ordinary individual Apache on the war path, but to him 'M ' T' ,i,.,,, beauty and virtue. Together they pass 'V 'ii' avoiding a certain rug. They board a street-car and together they ride toward town. But luck is against him. Before they have gone far, another young gentleman gets on and takes a seat unnecessarily near them. Alas! he is an old friend of hers and engages with her in a f' 4' what he considers a little too intimate nature. He lightheartedly, but feels about as light as a doughnut f wed. At last they reach the corner on which the and to his relief the obnoxious young gentleman stays when they get off. They walk to the theatre, and with he goes to the ticket office and thrusts his hand into GODS! His pocket-book is not there! Beads of luke- tion stand out on his forehead and he feverishly reaches into another pocket. It is not there either! Other people wait in line, his beloved one stands near by, the ticket girl says, How many, please? , and he feels like the last rose. On the moment of desperation he puts his hand in his back pocket. There it is! A new hope comes to him and a great wave of joy surges through his being. After all, the world isn't so awful cruel. They are ushered to a seat, and just when he is beginning to feel a little more comfortable he awakes to the startling fact that he is sitting next to one of his teachers! Oh, will his luck never change? And to make it worse, the picture is one of those atrociously vulgar things which has a ruff-neck for a hero and a Willie for the object of much joking. He feels consciously that he is taking such a part, and consciously wishes to be with his stag friends, girl-haters though they be, who are boisterously enjoying themselves in the front row of the balcony above. At last, however, the tables are turned. His teacher friend leaves, and a comedy of different kind is thrown on the screen. From then on, through the show, at the ice-cream parlor, and taking her home, I P conversation of 1 - illlgllliflqli 'I' theatre is located Q32 Z 3 ' I aboard the car -J Ulf M A the air of John D. gqgf' his pocket. YE warm perspira- Nsven JF- A Ain! .-Q ' 9 if . .-:iff-. das-gi if.: lS: 4aE?fLWWwalf 53 Page 135 ll list lJslo1noJrsT1s1s1lL.c.ia,s.lll he makes no more boners. He cracks some jokes which seem to please her, and keeps up a lively conver- sation, involving Wit, humor, some pathos, and plenty of mush. He bids her adios and starts for home. He is walking on air. Suddenly he walks on some thing more Cor lessj substantial. It is a banana peel. He feels his equilibrium about to be a thing of the past. She is not near this time to give him her support. His feet are soon where his head ought to be, and vice versa. ' He gets up dizzily and examines the side-walk. No damage done. This seems queer, but he suddenly remembers that his cap is thickly lined, so it had stopped the awful impact. He wends his way homeward and crawls into his little bed. He thinks deeply, and wisely decides that fussing isn't what it is cracked up to be. Then he REFORMS! The Brightest Boy .,.. Who Seems to Be ....., The Most Modest Girl.. The Prettiest Girl ...... Who Thinks She Is ..... The Brightest Girl .... Who Thinks She Is .... The Handsomest Boy. . . Who Thinks He Is .... The Best Dancer ..... Who Thinks She Is ...,. The Wittiest Boy .......... Who Is Supposed to Be. The Most Popular Girl ..... Who Thinks She Is ...., Who Wants to Be ...... The Most Aimable Girl. Who Thinks She Is ..... The Most Studious Boy Who Thinks He Is ....,.. The Wittiest Girl ..... Who Should Be ..... The Biggest Bluffer. . . Who Thinks He Is ...,,.... The Biggest Nuisance. . . The Most Talkative Girl ..... Who Sounds So .......... The Best Dressed Girl. . Who Thinks She Is ..,,. The Most Studious Girl .,.. Who Thinks She Is ..... A Perfect Gentleman. . . Who Thinks He Is .... A Perfect Snob ...,. Who Tries To Be ..,.. Page 136 XXX WHO'S WHO . . . . . . .Fred Hankerson .......CharlesSchroeder ....'....................Margarette Risberg ...QThe Editor has profited by Paris's mistakel .........,.................,.ScoopProbart ..........................JaneBaldwin . , .Dorothy Young . . . . . ,Jack Holly . . .Donald Gordon ., , , .Oscar Rippe . . . .Helen Meigs . . . . . .Kirk White . . . . . .Bernard Doyle ... ???'Z??'?'Z????????'? . . . , .Maude Jarvis . . .Irene Pamperin . . . . .Ella Weedy . . . .Myrtle Frohock . . . . .Carl Schubert . ,Everett Yerly . . . . . ?????????'??? . . .The Spice Editor . . . . . .Percy Wooley . . . . .Horace Bayer . . . . . .William Bunge . . . . Regina Herman . . . . . . .Alta Yeoman .....,...Viola Hamey . . . .Caroline Schweizer ........Mary Baldwin . . . . . . ,Merryln Murphy . . .Thomas McDonough . . . . .James Caldwell . . . .Martha Forbes .. . . . ,Doris Saltz Page 137 ll lieu 1 ei llea Lol l l Koi S5 T LQ lei KLOCOHOSOI ll CI-IEER UP ! Dost thou recall, beloved one, Those good old days of yore, When one could eat whate'er he chose And then could eat some more? When 'lightless nights were ridiculed, And on the streets at midnight hours, The great white way shone bright as day On girls that dressed like summer flowers? Yea, those were grand old days, my dear, But this I know right Welle- They're coming back,-f-and when they come, Old Kaiser Bill will be in Ccensoredb, And all his cut-throats, every one, His submarincs and Zeps, Toward German ports will turn their course - They must retrace their steps. Then Paris will be gay ageing Our Sammies will be home once more: Peace and right will reign supreme, The fighting and the tumult o'er. XXX il QANQU FLAC, 5, 1e4SPfH0U-FL7LlGiE'Qee ' mu 5,4 evgk 'N 1-XXI: ff Q, FM' E K . Pow-'DER PAINT-' I. 'QTL Z I f ' W X 5lLIf 6. MMMDN 1,3-:MLK CUM-S' TLANNEL 'WWW ' sum' u WHERE if QQJGINATEDHA. Page 138 131231 1 sa I Us tin Q S T ls! is IL.G.H.S.I ll mise emit Gtlperwize A stitch in time saves embarrassing exposure. Girls' dresses are only a fraction shorter than they should be--one of those improper fractions. It 'K ik fl- Sk To eat is humang to conserve, divine. wk :lf fl' all 111 How Upsetting! A pair in a hammock attempted to kisse- When all of a sudden- gsrqq asm dn pc-Julnq Kaul Ex. sk if PF 41 JK Whadda ya meanef-camouflage? '1'hey're making the bottom of the cups rough so you think you have sugar. lf if bk W bk Frank Root handed in the following poem which he thinks is the shortest poem ev subject is, 4 l'he Antiquity of the Microbef' Here it is: Bibl Adam Had 'emi -C. df Pk vis :ll :ls Algy-- I shall be in the social eye next wintahf' Percival--- Aw, yes, haw! Social eye! QSO shall ID. -Ex. I fear, said the stamp on the young girl's letter, that I am not sticking to facts. :k Si! 41 li' fl: Is that frog dead? Yes, it just now croakedf' X ik Iii A word to the wise is useless. 11 44 iii If Mac is a Simp-Kin Charles be Looney? If Frieda is Seedy, is Ella Weedy'? If Charles is Weis, is Don a Dumfkjie? if PK tk English exam paper- -King Alfred's greatest w e. ll' S14 151 It's never too late to spend. :lr wk vlf Ik wk wk er written. The -C. ork was entitled, King Alired's Aversion of the wk Sk Sk DK Pk wk Bk Mildred Sexauer--Cat Booster meetingj I move we adjourn. Everet Yerlydul call for a rising vote. wk Sk Sk :lf Pk Miss Renard Ctelling of her crabby dispositionl- And I glared at him and said, Take your seat! Ralph Spence--- And I would reply, Where shall I take it? PY 44 lk Dk HK First Student- f- That girl over there is a decided blonde, isn't she? Second -- Oh, yes, but she only decided recently. If FF all :lf ik Mr. Collinge'- What is work? E. Sanford- Everything is work. Mr. C.- J'Do you mean this door is work? E. S.- Yes sir, that is wood-work. fl' Pk vll ik lk Lies have no legs, that's why we stand for them. -M. H. -C. Page 139 ll lilQlilE33ilJ3ifOlO are ia it.,e.is.s.l ll Ellie filllgaferg nf the missing Zliiali or WHAT MAKES ri-na Goto msn wear? IN WHICH WE SHOW HOW THE CREED FOR MONEY CAN LEAD TO THE MOST AWFUL CRIMES A gold fish globe reposes in Mr. Tift's office. Inside exist three or four little gold Hsh. But there is something queer about those fish, for instead of swimming and gamboling merrily about, they rest sorrowfully in one small sector of their prison. About them swim tiny, fat, toothsome bugs, above them fioat choice tid-bits of fish food, but they have no desire for these petty things. Their mouths have a downward curve, their eyes have a downcast cast, and their tails droop listlessly behind. Life has no joys for them, they are in the deepest mourningg and even their once bright and shining scales have a dull shade. But why this sorrow? Why this great gloom and sadness? But hold on ,these things need further explanation. There is a long sad history connected with their present conduct. Jimmy blows listlessly into the office one bright shining P. M. With a listless gait he trips list- lessly across the room and with a still more listless attitude he sinks listlessly into a chair. It's a dry old world, he says at last to Miss Forbes. Oh, I don't know. What's the matter? she interrogates. There's nothing the matter, he answers, That's what's Wrong. There ain't nothin' doin'. Then the conversation drags off and finally stops entirely. Suddenly Jimmy burst forth, Say, you know I swallowed a gold fish once? Miss Forbes has been going over Hles, but on hearing this startling news turns around in a very characteristic feminine way and says, You ate a what? I didn't eat it, I swallowed it, alivef' indignantly answers our hero. Forbes' curiosity gets the best of her Cthat is a stone age slam on our better half, boysp and our noble Writer of the Pink Slips says, Lets see you do it now. I sure will, but not for nothin'l What do you think I am? Several office pests have been hanging around listening to this conversation and being of a sport- ing nature they take up a 'collection of four bits. Jimmy disinterestedly watches these proceedings, but when the coin is safely collected, he crosses to the gold fishes, innocently playing hide and seek. A queer feeling o'er comes our little hero, but he is the staunch-hearted kind and his word is as good as gold-ffishesi. He'll show 'eml In goes his hand and steathily approaches a fish. The fish however, contrary to J immy's expectations, does not try to escape. For many a time has Mr. Tift played with him, and so he lifts a smiling face to his about-to-be cannibal. But alack, suddenly strong fingers close over him, sharp fingernails dig into his quivering scales, and he feels the air, a sickening feeling envelopes him, and even Jimmy, queer tho it may seem, has a pleasant feeling trickle thru him. But consider the poor fish, oh my friends! Below him he sees his brethren gaze with staring eyes at this awe-inspiring spectacle. Then he is held aloft,--he gaspsfgthere is a pause,--Y-below him he sees a great red, yawning chasm, and then, fif you have a weak stomach, don't read thisj-he is viciously thrust, kicking and struggling, into that great abyss. Soon he is slipping, sliding down the sloping red lane. Then his breath fails him, his heart stops, and he dies,---yes, he a gold fish of high and noble birth, dies the death of a sardine! ' In that instant an awful squeal rippled thru the air. Oh Jimmy, how could you? How perfectly awful! gasps Miss Forbes. Jimmy, however, looks about as cheerful as some poor cuss who has just eaten some of his best girl's doughnuts, has broken five or six teeth, and is trying to look pleasant. He pockets the spondulix and is about to take his departure, in fact he has just picked it up, when he hears his name called. His fame has spread, and more pupils have come to see the noble fish hound perform. This time the purse is doubled and then he is entreated, beseeched, begged, implored and he is asked to do it again . They fiash the money before his lawless eyes. Again his avarice gets the best of him. Sure he'll do it again. He crosses to the globe and peers in. Somehow those fish seem to have grown. He wants a little one, but they all seem to have taken on extraordinary avoirdupois. He picks out what looks like the least large one, and dives in again with his mighty paw. However, experience teaches, and our little fishes are no exception to the rule. This one slyly eludes him. Again he makes a start for it, but again it ducks. Our hero begins to get warm under the collar, but his friends egg him on, and at last, after careful manuvering, he seizes his poor finny victim. The pore li'l fish emits a pitiful howl, but to no avail. Soon amid a tumult of feminine squeaks and harsh unpitying Page 140 ll fisislnsafoicoisrnsiea laceaflisa H masculine laughs, he also goes to his inevitable doom and is soon cashing in his chips within the empty void of our hero. So, oh gentle reader, we appeal to your love of the innocent, yea, to your love of all humane virtuesg that you may use to your utmost your influence, to stop this horrible cruel and wanton practice which is being carried on under the same roof that houses you from the cruel winds of winter and the merci- less sun of sun1mer!!!!!!! 182545-C IMPRESSIONIST'S VIEW OF OPERA PRACTICE Giddy girls that gallop gay, 'Round a flowered pole of May, Every lass without a fellah Green with envy over Ella Shaking hands with happy Reuben At the Richmond Fair. Martha with her Melba voice Drowning out the other noise, Nancy with her crisp staccatto Never doing what she ought to-- Hauled around by peasant Plunket To the spinning wheel, Hugh, so often on his knees Giving Ivah's hand a squeeze, George a'making love to Clare- Altho' you'd think he wouldn't dare Since he's busily engaged To a maid elsewhere. Tristan dancing till he flops Or until his teacher drops-- Gazing with his eye of glass At the fair ones as they pass, Or the huntresses who go Hunting in the wood. Color, noisier than tune, Practice morning, night and noon, Always willing, always working, Never stopping, never shirking, Final finish, rich reward- THE CONTINGENT FUND! x,fr.f1f,l,.f,,uf, 0 H if 'I NEPISODE VJ FEATURIN G WCOLLCNGE N CLEMENT5 G.nouLf: - P. Wootr A.N0n5crKMx-G.TuoMAS. F Q na v i ' F J, A 4 -va 5 L1 ' ' - 7217! . if ' 5 ffl ,nr--f . f 't..,.....n rf'1 - 'f-' ' -4 A i. K IW Q! 65 Q '4 P I H V J, , A TQ lk ' '- lfsu mi ke. ' X , . -em: -A - - -QA, . 2 znrn una ., , i ..........-... Scene- no-one. Scene -TWO WHERE - ou TRAIN - Goins To 5mm W TIME - Two BELLS-AFTER NOON 1- HERE -on wAv ro slower Hom me -' Somerfme an me am. SMOKE Ciouu TELL5 WHAT rs SOME WALKED LIKE mR.NOGLE. HAPPENING IN COACH Cowon O 'mens more THE DRAY uns -IV Page 141 ll lie 1 Ines to to ea ar at ta liueotaoeoi ll EIGHTEEN Every paper is a bore When it talks about the war. For I'd like to have you know I'm crazy, mad, to go. If I'd go, I'd be a fool, For my place is here in school. Every letter from the front Makes me feel a little blunt. If I think of all the fun It' would be to get a Hun, I can hardly keep in school--A Do you think I'd be a fool? Every patriotic show Makes me Wilder still to go. Honest, truth, I just get cramps When the boys come home from camps. Wonder what they'd think at school-- Would they all think me a fool? 38228554 LATIN IDIOMS In the class-room, dark and drear, All the pupils sit in fearg Then the teacher's hand of fate Points at you--she says, Translate! A clammy chill runs up your back, You start, but after Whileff-alack! It's just your ever present luck On the last sentence to get stuck! You think a good mark surely tote , When, happy fate, you spy a note. Then all is softg You slide right through, And get a decent mark or two. Your hopes leap up again like fire, Your chance of ilunking's not so dire: For you might possibly get through'- Accidents happen, e'en to you! x 5 gee' QD ASF- 'gef 9 .. M f J, -I, , K-a , I' . 4 'QED Vina b Q 1501? ll l -1 -' f S , C' J a 60,1 J cm ft , TQ J 1, , f, . 8 XOXG- Kg-'x THATW 'ut ' .H J is 31 ,. S I at 1 MSHOVEL at ig! --Q fl- QTL' 1 1 ' X ORDER'oF'u's' l J fl 'll -n-nn R 5 . A Smoke N 'qua Z Z' tl E CAM- SCENE If X THREE SCENE ' Fong' --ELS I p ll Q sn-.awe cruz' M WHERE-n1NiNGRoom-LEWIS WHERE-SYARTA nuouscmm. wnens-opfice -smvsy no-rl Time--GHDW TIME -6 BE PLS Time - Aeon 2 seas - am. 'rims - Loom AT 'rue clock Annnow :snows cammofion Deane-Toon-vtaosnsne -- wnrr we mrs. cusax nemo KICKING EACH OTHERS SKINS V-,vo1l'cE -+1-THE -+P VA Pori- Fnam THEIR DEURoqm-fnnvmr-I Page 142 IJ ri 1 A Jsafoi noi s it af. ia 1 r..c.ia.s.,1 H 31-12019 What, may we ask, is water? Let us take the definition that the little boy wrote on his examination paper, Water is a colorless fluid that turns black when we put our hands in it. Water is the principal constituent of lunch room soup. We wash with water, we drink water, and we inhale water. In fact, Mrs. Irish goes on to state that we are three fourths water, but that is going a little too far. What if some poor fellow would get more than his share of water and fioat away? There are many kinds of water. Some of it falls from the clouds, some of it comes up out of the ground, some of it flows along in streams and some comes from faucets. Some of it is deodorized, sterilized, and vulcanized and put up under camouflage title of near beer . Much water often lies on the sidewalk in hardened form, and when we take a girl out walking, etiquette demands that we assist her over the ice. Water is sometimes heated, and from this comes the expression, in hot water , which doubtlessly means that you are taking a bath. In winter time water freezes and becomes what is known as hard drink. From the earliest period, water has been the subject of many immortal limes. Was it Shakespeare or perhaps Tennyson who wrote: Water, water everywhere, and not a drop to drink! and if I quote Macaulay right, wasn't he the author of this far-famed stanza: If all the beer were turned to stone, And whiskey changed to ink, Alas! Alas! Oh, woe is me, What would we have to drink? The largest individual collection of water is the Big Pond. We have inside information that this is ruled by his Royal Dryness, Kaiser Bill. Water has a secret attraction all its own. In summer we desert the safeties of terra firma for the perils of the water. The inhabitants of the water are called fish, among which are the minnow, the whale, the jelly fish, angel fish, and lobster. For further information see Mr. Gouldin. XXX Can't you come and help me? Cried the student in a rage. Not just now, replied Miss Welcli. For you see I am ENGAGEDV' n- - :.f.' Quan HSM I Zz Q gmail X ' 4 . 0 .5500 Z- ' ?' . HEFLO f f r' f 3 0 X X T IEB f.'fQ?, ' 62 we as X N f X N r X X 1 ?'f:l l X l cyl? H - . . A 4:9 ff ' il wggxx I . 2 QPU 'MM J xx XGQQGQ' V4 f wil-.uni I PST.: l VY A .af Pye if , . Q '-W li. -4,-, N Sang figs'-,K . sagge ssvafv scene fr-o END - WHERE-Some waeee-SPARM TIME - AFTER 0EBATE'PM. MR.CuLLervc-e REFUSES To Glue PERcv-wooLY-A-KnlocKnown-Tn-E TiME - SATufaoAv-Aewt-za MR,NoGLs Ano Mn.CaL1.s11oa LEAVE srAn1'A-wnyfuae-Pre WH ERE - Au. AROkND-TOWN- M U WHERE. - on WAY BACK-TU LA-X TIME - SOMETIME SLLNDAY wool-Y D055 No? MEET FRE-Dk. VA5 Hs SEESTHE SGENERV-f5S'KN-:fl Page 14 3 Page 144 ll lilQ1LlJS5EOlQ.S3 rr is ia t.e.a,e.1 ll East mill aah Efeziament I, Harold Weisse, of the city and county of La Crosse and of the state of Wisconsin, possessing all of the unusual, uncommon, not ordinary attainments, qualifications, and frailties, found in the average person, and being of an unsound mind, and being of the class of 1918 and being delegated to perform, satisfyingly and flatteringly of the property, real and unreal, possible and impossible, do hereby make, publish, to-wit: To To To To To To To To To To To To To To To To and declare this, the last and final will and testament of the class of 1918 of the L. C. H. S. Kirk White, one Sears-Roebuck Latin pony from Dora Hirschheimer. Helen Meigs, a preat part of Miss Wiegand's affection, from Hazel Bentley. Josephine Holcomb, five square feet on the flunk list, from M. Vernon. Fred Hankerson, the welfare of Edith Ebel-hart, from Geo. Kastlin. Roy Taylor, the esteem of the faculty for me, by Jas. Caldwell. Helen Zeisler, the position of being the best dressed girl in school, by Helen Goetzmann. Florence Worth, one manual on how to pass without studying, from Esther Bjornstad. Charles Heyerdahl, a package of tablets to keep the voice from getting raspy, from HughMarshall. any one who needs them, a number of second hand A's no longer in use, from Merrill Benson. Dorothy Young, a number of hearts perfectly intact, from Flora Gosnell. any one who may wish it, one of my pictures, from Charles Schroeder. Mabel Cohen, extra rouge, from Lewis Probart. Billy Hurtgen, my office of protecting the girls, from Chas. Holcomb. Susanna Sholts, my fondness for the other sex, from T. Knutsen. Virginia Baker, the modesty of the Flueck Sisters, from themselves. Margaret Pryor, a receipt for growing a head of beautifully colored abundantly spread hair, from Grace Palmer. To Lee. To To To To any one who wishes them, addresses to any soldiers to whom you care to write, from Annette James Kelly, complete instructions in dancing, from Oscar Rippe. Laila Engebretsen, some capsuls of sleeping potion, from Tom Stavrum. Irene Pamperin, one copy of Ways and Means of Becoming Popular , from Guy Olson. Miss Weigancl, a pair of spy glasses to see everything which goes on in 212 the second period, from Phillip McConnell. To all the teachers, peace and quiet which is so needed by them for the restoration of their nervous systems, from thc class. I hereby nominate and appoint Sam E. Tift and Rob't Butler as the executors and trustees, and not having faith and confidence in the said men, I hereby direct them to furnish a triple bond for the security of the afore mentioned statements. I hereby direct the judge of any incompetent court to sentence the above mentioned men to sit in the front row of the La Crosse Theatre for two performances of Watch Your Step, should they in any way fail to perform their duties to the discretion of the court. In witness whereof, I have hereby set my hand and seal at the city of La Crosse in the State of Wis- consin , March 18th, 1918. HAROLD WEISSE. XXX A miss is as good as a mile, they say, Miss Wold does often hiss. But even at that, I'd rather be A MRS. than a MISS! Page 145 Hina il as Us col O is T E. la ltoeonosol ll Gam' Glrmk Enola BE PATRIOTIC-GET THIN TRY OUR WAR RECIPES-QTHEY END ALL MISERYJ SUICIDE CAKE List of Ingredients Directions for Executing 6 lbs. chopped straw Chop the straw very fine, then add the peanuts 442 qts. peanuts-shells and all and mix thoroughly. When this is done, sift Cor 'til lb. white sand shovelb in the sand, then stir in the glue and beat 1 lb. liquid glue to a golden brown lather. Lastly, add the dia- A 6 kt. diamond mond. This takes the place of shortening and makes the cake very rich. Then fry, and serve cold. Notes ' if Peanuts and husks are very nutritiousg in fact, before our forefathers, the Qinj human race Knot the Germans this timej thrived and developed into what we are today, everyone on peanuts. P. S.- If you don't believe it, ask Darwin. 'ft White sand looks almost like and takes the place of sugary all you have to do is use your im- agination when eating, and you can't tell the difference. EXTEMPORANIUS PAN CAKES lngre1:lients-- - 6 fake eggs. 1 glass of pure water. 2 wine glasses of real, unadulterated wheat flour. 1 cup cow tallow COleomargarine in other Wordsj 1 coal shovel of quick lime. Quick lime takes the place of baking powder and saves a lot of time for it makes a quick job of it Cbefore and afterj. Directions-Separate the eggs so they won't scrap, then beat them unmercifully and chase them into the flour. Then stir in the cow grease and dump in the quick lime. This cooks them much the way a fireless cooker does Cat least it's firelessj. When boiling stops, spread them out on a griddle and when cold, serve with sugarless syrup or Cold Cream. QAnother P. S. Don't forget to put in some watexxb -This time the dentists advocate this receipt. Its the greatest jaw breaker ever invented. X 9 X , . -ff THEY WENT DOWN sw- SNACK fl - 4- X Hx in ' Like the Lusitania i,2.,3, -- 2.3 X :iff Like the thermometer in December- Q- jf X X X fx Like the reputation of Norman Hanks- fl l f l it 44 Like the Hindenburg line- Like Mr. Butler on the banana peel. as Q- 1,5 Like the Follies of the Masquers. B' Qi-Qi' . -We STUDEN Like the last of the Proms . F A-lg' Q Those gold fish-they went down! 43555913 ' E - i -J P. Caldwell lg '7:?eAl... 'I' Ames I F-RAJ-CE Page 146 II wiei rueaoosrrusie russia ll A 'dfnaat Here's to our faculty wondrously wise, Brilliant in brains and stupendous in size. Principal S. E., he needs a toupee, And Miss Lena I-Ieideman's still holding sway. Robert H. Butler does nothing but scoldg Maxwell would melt if the weather weren't coldg Horton A. Kline is a fat little duffer- And like Layton Gouldin, is also a blulfer. Mewaldt is harmless as any young kitten- Miss Streeter's all right as long as she's knittin'g Miss Welch is forever a playing some rag On her old Victrola that sounds like a jag. Hemphill is round like a big butter-ball- tHe couldn't stop rolling if once he should fallj Shafer is cruel, Miss Pennock the same And Alma J. Wylie is worthy her nameg Miss Allen goes smiling as if she were sick, And the Ruedebusch-Wiegand combine is too thick. Herr Kliewer pays too much attention to sports- Miss Renard waves her arms and too Frenchy cavortsg Miss Mashek is stern, and Miss Hektoen as well If you don't get your lessons will send you to-the ofiiceg Miss Desmond, Miss Dunn, Ruth Green and Miss Knight In English are generally classed with the bright, But'Miss Desmond is snappyg Miss Dunn is romantic, Miss Knight is too scrappyg Ruth Green is pedantic. The Nogle and Kammerer new brooms sweep clean- tlust wait till they've been here as long as Miss Greenjg Miss Hayes-like Miss Josten-in history slays us. Mis Irish---like Hesterfewith sarcasm Hays us: Miss Ziegler does nothing but Latin all dayg Miss MacNair draws a little, but mostly her pay. Miss Keith with her red hair is straight from the farm, And Pittman and Peart never did any harm. But Fox and Young Mitchell are both naughty boys-- And like Mister Collinge they make a loud noise. Miss Ruddock is boss of the K. M.'s down stairs And cans all the good stuil from peanuts to pearsg Miss Leissring sews and so sews Esther Woldg CThey lend to us dignity-both are so oldl. Miss Dickens, poor thing, is always abusedg But go to win Forbes if you must get excused. Page 147 I Page 148 IJ fisieineanonoisvifls lei lL.,e,,s2i.,sol ll Ziielgixih the 51321125 CIN ANSWER TO THE QUESTION, HOW DO ACTORS ACT WHEN NOT ACTING? A masculine voice belonging to a face pushed through the partly-opened door- Suy, have you got any pins in here? . r , Oh, fshrill screams! get out of here! This is the girl's dressing room! Listen, have I got too much black on my eyelashes? Oh, gee no! Where is the lip-stick? Gee, Bub, your eye-lashes are shorter than your eyesll' Gosh, go and get that huby's relative! He's going to weep. I just know he is. Look at the way his mouth shivers. Ouch! Get off my feet! Oh, is it ai. long walk? Well, my word, Elbie, what do you think this is anyway? Stop cusing my white gloves to wipe the rouge off your cheeks. Oh! Gimme a piece of that bread! Gee! It looks yummy! Oh, peevie!!! CMuch sputter- ingj 1've swallowed a pound of this rouge from my lips! Get ofl' that chair and let me sit down, these shoes are killing me! They are so small! Oh, I know I'll forget my part. Cut the noise, you kids! Come on, Scoop, it's time for your part. Gimme that pin! Ouch! I've got a pin-cushion! Say, has Scoop gone out yet? Ya, 21 long time ugo. Oh, the deuce! There's a runner in my stocking! Well, gosh, if Scoop's gone out, it's time for us. Hurry up! Well, you can't sew up your stocking now. For goodness sake, come on out or the play will be over before you get there. Well, wait u minute, I'm coming! - Well, I'm gone. 54182382 Poem-BY MARJORIE PALMER. I am zi nymph from the rainbow and cloud, An Iris-hued creature just dropped from the sky. And though to earth mortals my draperies seem loud, They are perfectly proper at high. C2085 lOVERQTHE.SQTOP I 4-QL P' U., X509 ln- 'A when IK cle Q9 e ' ' E ' I ' E Q isiiiiuiiiiniiiiiimiumwI mx I' ummm!! 'li 117' E x 4:95 I in X, -:-::::w ITIITIMY I I Ni na: :gnu nn: ws Q asset, assess A '! i - i A it . .. . lUnml lllll ll ifffllll-1ll'lIllllll IUPI Fflumq umm! m f 1 ' P -N Il ix is gl' fe fe 1? 2-'li X ' X ,f ' V No x..'lEf:eAAiAN5'-,.. LXNSME Page 149 ll Iisissslltslolfoisiiflslsi Lieaeljaal ll Host illllnriem Somewhere in Hiding. My dear Mr. Tift: Are things really beginning to quiet down so that you can gather enough statistics to make a rough estimate of how much longer we will have to stay here? You would surely weep if you should see in what a lamentable condition the late Booster staff is. Our specialist says that it will be weeks and per- haps months before the staff is all right again, and our business manager says that it will be weeks before the creditors are silenced and the knockers stopped knocking, so we think it wise to stay a little longer. Mr. Collinge is getting rather worried, though he frankly admits that we saved his life. He is most anxious to know what new accomplishments the baby has acquired. Miss Renard seems to have absolutely forgotten about La Crosse, and actually enjoys herself. She and that Anna Harmac-ek crack jokes all the time. Maybe thay are witty, but none of us laugh at them. I should think that people of their age would have a little consideration. We had a very thrilling time the first two nights. Fred Hankerson had the night mare. We felt it necessary to our comfort to save some of the furniture, but before we could reach him, he had cut Kirk White's lip with a picture frame. Finally, Billy Hurtgen slipped an umbrella handle around Fred's leg and he fell, clutching someone CI can't remember whether it was Miss Renard or Everett Yerlyj frantically around the neck. The scenes around here are marvelous fof course I can't see farther than two feetj. Mary Baldwin has painted most of them. She hadn't any paint, so each one of us contributed a bright piece from his ward-robe. Most of the scenes are green, because Harold Weisse paid a big price for his green socks and the dye is good. ' The specialist found that all of us needed glasses, but he could get only one pairg so Mr. Collinge made an extension bridge to fit the various noses and each of us wears them for a day. I need not mention any names, but even with the greatest possible extension the specks won't fit some members of the staff. Yesterday it was my turn to use the specks and I went out to try themj Suddenly a movement about five miles north caught my eye. Someone was coming. I rushed to warn the rest and when we returned. we could see a single eye, staring out of the darkness. But as it drew closer, we made out the Green Bay which had stopped at State Street to let one of the passengers get a drink. We have some cattle, viz: ten head of rats and two goldfish. 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