Central High School - Analecta Yearbook (Switz City, IN)

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Slips That Pass LOST-A brown fountain pen by a man full of red ink. Used especially in the writing of Automobile Insurance. Reward' if returned un- harmed to O. Gheen. WANTED-Your laundry-The latest method is used. I do not tear your clothes with machinery. I do it carefully by hand. Doane's Laundry Service. FOR SALE-Large bed by housewife that folds up like a piano, Leona Moody. N OTICE-Due to the illness of the o-wner, Smith's Barber Shop will be operated by a competent barber until owners return. WANTED-Waiter to wait tables and wash dishes also two waitresses at Calvert's Night Owl Cafe. LOST-One beautiful blonde, last seen racing toward Linton in orange school bus. Please come back Janette-. I'm slowly eating my heart out for you. All is forgiven. Russell Staker. k LOST-Umbrella by a lady with one broken rib. If found return to Kath- ryn Frey. WANTEDL-Bull dog mascot which will eat anything, must be fond of children. See Curtis Wilson, Principal, SCHS. WARNING-Ruth Phegley has issued this warning-Anybody found around my chicken house at night will be found around there in the morning. ADVICE-iGfiven by Professor Paynerl Choose your rut carefully- you'll be in it for 12 years yet anyway. Smoke that in your pipe. ADVERTISEMENTS- We have extra-large bath towels--just the thing to wear when answering the phone. Comle to Duhne's Department Store. .ETIQUETTE--Miss Loila Faulk states that Good Manners are a social asset everywhere. 'ONE FOR RIPLEY-Mr. Snoddy has three generations of twin calves in his herd, all descendants of the same registered jersey sow. FOR SALE-One set of brains, 17 years old, never been used, a little tarnished from age. Will sacrifice. See Phyllis Carmichael. BASKETBALL REPORT-Switz City Switzers won a rough game from Worthington Ramblers when one of the players threw the Cbowlj and broke the tie. Coach Spencer was well poised with the success of the boys. fContinuedl l l

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Slips Thai Pass CContinued from preceding pagel HOSPITAL REPORT-Mrs. Dale Carpenter's nervous condition was re- ported as improved according to a report received today. Her doc-tor, Jack Gibson, gave her instructions to take one nerve tablet before retiring in a glass of hot water. FIRE REPORT-The Switz City Liar states that the fire at Richard Nolting's garage had been put out before any damage was done by the Robert Cox fire department. SOCIETY-A reporter saw Dorothy Green standing behind the mail box wearing a dark red sweater. She was mailing a letter to her friend. She writes to Alice Jo Townsend who is in college almost every day. NOTICE-The representatives Horn and Morris of the teacher's orga- nization of Switz City Schools appeared before the board to ask for a further cost of loving adj ustm.ent in wages. Attorney Jack Sullivan will read the will next Monday morning at the residence of Robert Verseman, who died February 29, to accommo- date his relations. After returning from a visit to her grandmother's home in Tulip, Bar- bara Conklin saw an auto and a strange man in her driveway with one wheel on a jack. MEMOIRS-On a tombstone in the Switz City cemetery, this ep-itaph is still readible: Sacred to the memory of Cletus Lynch who died February 30, 1949. His wido-w, Evelyn, mourns as one who can be comforted, age'd 24 and possessing every qualification forfa good wife, lives at No. 3 Chestnut Street in this city. I' GOSSIP--Our reporter overheard Anne Canady telling Virginia Lucas to buy her Mother a scrub for Mother's Day from Gerhart Verse- man's Florist Shop. ' Ralph Miller, a reliable young man, is employed at Gastineau's dynamite factory where there is good chance for advancement and raises guar- anteed. NOTICE-Mary McDaniel gave a shower for the former Lena Tolen. Nineteen guests were at the table decorated with red roses. Gibson Grocery. Come in today and get your Large Lion Chops. Willa Dean Gibson, Groceries. CON GRATULATION S--Catherine Winters and Aletha Miller extend hearty congratulations to senior class and wish for the juniors many more sappy occasions after we are gone.