Central High School - Almanac Yearbook (Toledo, OH)

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T HE 19 1.4,-A.L-M A NAC - XVho were the lovers? Romeo and Juliet. NVhat was their courtship like? A Midsummer Nights Dream. What was her answer to his proposal? As You Like It. Cf whom did Romeo buy the ring? The Merchant of Venice. VVhat time of the month were they married. Twelfth Night. Wfho were the ushers? Two Gentlemen of Yerona. XVho were the best man and niaid of honor? Anthony and Cleopatra. XYho gave the reception? Merry Hives of XYindsor. In what kind of a place did they live? Hamlet. XYhat caused their first quarrel? Much Ado About Nothing. Xkfhat was her disposition like? The Tempest. XVhat did they give each other when quarreling? Measure for Measure. XVhat did their courtship prove to be? Love's Labor Lost. XVl1at did their home life resemble? A Comedy of Errors. Wfhat did their friends say? All's XVell That Ends XYell. 3 FIRST ANNUAL BANQUET or THE ORDER OF BLUFFERS OF CENTRAL HIGH SCHOOL HIGH Scnoor. LrfNCH Romi MENU Vegetable Soup Mavonnaise Dressing Chinamen's Large Toes lpickledl Gooseneck Hairpins l-lumaningbirds' Tongues H. M. 8 R. Shoestrings Pigs' Ears Catfish Eyebrows with Spring Flies Braised Cat Tails Smashed Turnips Gooey Birds' Nests, Rare Chopped Toenails Cream Fish 'XVOrn1S Boiled Dish lYater TO.-XSTS VVhv I Bluff ................i... .,.. . . .... .... C Ollklfll- A Hypothesis on Blnrhng ........... ..... I fI'I'I'f1E'1' Wfhen, Wfhere and How to Bluff ..... ......... J 01105 Advantages of Bluffing ............ ..... 1 llc:-sn-cf'1z 1

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THE 1914 ALMANAC TH li FCM JTBALL MAN She had long been considered the prettiest maid, The queerest and coolest of all, And the youth who approached her might place all his bets Cn a hard, disastrous fall. Wlearing her hair on the top of her head, This maiden walked and noticed no nian by the way, Till a creature with masses of hair on his head, And clad in a sweater of gray- Approached herg oh, dear, her heart pit-a-pat, Beneath her waist ruffles did beat, And she caught her sweet breath with a cute little gasp, And blushes swift manteled her cheek. She smiled as she blushed. the creature it grinned, And they wandered far from town, And when all alone, with his arm 'round her waist He made what they call a touchdown She called him her dearie, her own duckie-duck, And a lot of such goo-gooing gush, And then for the hundred and twentieth time, Her face stopped a grand center rush. She smiled as they met and she smiled some more, As close as she clung to himg And found that the chances of all other girls, XYith her dream were mighty blame slim. VVith her face in his face and her arms round his neck, She swore she forever was his: And the way that she clung would make any vine, Get out of the tree-climbing biz. NVhat mattered to her if he'd lost an eye, If his nose was knocked round to his ear? Or his slats caved in or his stomach jammed out, Clear out of its natural sphere? VVhat matter to her if his legs were broke, Gr his backbone out of place? She cared not a bit if she still could tell The back of his head from his face. He could smoke if he wished, and chew if he must. Or by influence rush the can, Since she swore a swear that he must be hers, For he was her Football Klan. 173