Central High School - Almanac Yearbook (Toledo, OH)

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THE 1914 ALMANAC May- I-Ie threatened to drown himself if I refused him. Bess- XVhat did you say? May- I told him he eouldn't use me as a life-preserverf' Doctor Mister George II. Fister Met a girl named Miss Chidister. Found that he could not resist her, S0 quite naturally he kissed her. In his clumsiness he missed her. And on her nose there showed a blister. She cried out loud, Desist or I'll call dad if you persist, sir. Now he s not on her calling list or At her home a constant yis'tor, But practices daily on his sister. Doctor Mister George M, Fister. The gas had just gone out and left The dear in my possesssion. lYhen father introduced himself He made a deep impression. Then I threw out my massive chest- Her dear papa threw out the rest. Some people injure hoth their ii, By reading things that make them yy But others, to avoid dis-ee. Travel oyer land and cc. I would do this. hut my xqq Is: I have no cash. so what's the uu. 'J Teacher- Translate 'Rex fuvitf Speer-J'The King flees. Teacher 'You should use ihas' in translating the perfect tense Speer- The King has Heesf' 6 Ich weisz nicht was soll ess hedenten. Dasz ich so traurig hing Ich hahe mein crib yergessen Und musz rely on mein Sinn. Fraulein Fenneherg ist kuhl und sie chuckles Und ruhig lacht sie in glee, Denn sie glanht dasz sie will man flunken- Ach Himmel! kann dasz sein zu me? a.-XII-L.x-HA-L.-x. Now I lay me down to sleep. In my little hed. If I should die before I wake. How will I know I'm dead? 166

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THE 1914 ALMANAC PROFFESSOR J. J. WARD After twenty-eight years of efhcient service in the schools of Toledo, Mr. Ward has retired as an instructor. He began teaching in 1379 in VVebster Township, XYood County, Ohio. His experience in the schools cf Toledo began in 1886, as an instructor at Auburndale School, where he remained until he became principal of Washington School. After the resig- nation of Superintendent McDonald, he was appointed Superintendent of the Toledo Schools. In 1905 he entered the Central High School as an instructor of History and Commercial Law, and remained there until his retirement in 1914. 13

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THE 1914 ALIVIANAC Ruth Quimby- XYhy is it so hot on the inside of a circus tent F Mr. Paylicek- Because the heat is in-tents. BY SHAKESPEARE 8: CQ. PAn,xD1s12 A shaded room, An open tire. A cozy nook, And your heart's desire. PARADISE Losr The self-same room. XYith lights a few: The self-same nook. But with Ma there too. There are meters of pleasure, And meters of tone: Hut the very best meter Is to meet 'er alone. ll'011Ia'11'f -zum' bc szz1'f1'1'xvd IF- Krieger would get shared tonce a weekj? Alice Luethi would be on time? -Tones would get his Math? Gifford would stop talking? Conklin studied? Clarence Rose went to see a girl? Pinky Boyle would grow a little? DeHaven would get through in four? Carlyle Roberts missed a day? A STORY IN SONG In the Good Old Summer Time Molly Lee and Texas Tommy went Sailing Down the Chesapeake Bay. She sailed Forty-Five Minutes from Broadway and anchored at The Little Cafe that stood in The Garden of Roses. The orchestra was playing That Naughty Molly and Molly Lee said Gee! But I Like Music with My Meals. Molly Lee had an Ocean Roll but it had Too Much Mustard on it, so she said Put on Your Old High Hat and we'll go. Now everybody knows that The Longest May Round Is the Shortest XVay Home, so they returned on the Robert Lee. Underneath the Tango Moon Texas Tommy said, Peg 0' My Heart, You Have Made Me Love Youu: I 'Want a Girl, So Be Mine. NE-e Careful, replies Molly Lee, The Moon Has His Eyes on You. I Don't Care, I'm the Guy that has Rings on My Fingers and besides those I have My Hidden Treasure. I'm Sorry You Can't Have Me, But You Can Have My Sympathy. Uh, But I Am Melancholy, sighs Texas Tommy. Finally they landed in The I-Iarbor of Home, Sweet Home. Kiss Me Good Night said Molly Lee. 167