Central High School - Almanac Yearbook (Toledo, OH)

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THE 1914 ALMANAC May May ll lay B lay Xl ay NI ay May RI ay M ay May May june june june june Nl une june MAY -We subscribe for Annual. Hoyt laughs at one of Konk's jokes. Sunday. Krieger goes canoeing or swimming-whichF Retina out. Stal? still living. Some charter members of the Fatima Club are pinched They sign the pledge and get six recesses. Senior Prom. johnson learnsli ?J how to do the High jinlqs. Smith just sees through one of the Retina joltes. Sante dense. Gerber gets a new lid. Bill XYright is seen alone. Konk sees Ruth. Clarence does too. Circus in town. Many Freshmen missing at- recess. Senior Banquet. XYO1'l1ElI'1'S Building. Bowers takes a drink from the finger bowl. JUNE -Annual on sale. -Rose buys a new suit and gets a haircut. -Class Day. XYebster dance. -Ruth Quimby still searching for a soul mate. Exams start. XYe bid farewell to old Central. 162

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THE 1914 A-L-MANAC 1 FEBRUARY Feb. 2.-XYe get our cards. Good-bye to some Seniors. Feb. 3.-Ruch borrows a nickel from H. Gerber-Impossible! Feb. 4.-Mr. Klag says Conklin resembles a human being slightly. XVe agree. Feb. 9.-The Lunch Room changes its brand of soup. Feb. 13.-Friday-double hoodoo. Some stay home. Feb. 14.-Mr. Mathias gets a comic valentine. XYe wondert Pl who sent it. Feb. 15.-Coincidence-two fellows call on Esther Graves the same evening. Feb. 18.-Gifford and Aue come in on time today. Feb. 24.-Price tells another jokef?J today. MARCH March 1-Comes in lamblike. Towe hocks his Benny. March 2.-XYarmer. Toledo Beach is going to open up-this summer. March Q-Retina out. Freshies' number. Staff dee-lighted. March 10-Colder. Towe gets his Benny back. March 16 -We sing a new one. Social Committee argues about dance, Class poet, etc., elected. March l7-Place looked like a greenhouse this A. M. Even the Seniors observed the day by walking the halls with Freshmen. Xlarch 18-In two months and one day we graduate. March 24 -Rumor has it that Cupid has nabbed two of our bunch. Con- gratulations. March Z5 -S. Holst gets a new collar-double dip. March Z7 -Spring fever ap-parent. Joy! Spring vacation next week. APRIL April 6.-Back to school. April S.-DeHaven misses Urmah. April 16.-VVe get our cards. Some disappointments. April 17.-Arbor Day. Mr. Steffens speaks to the mob in 40 A. Wlebster- Peric. Vaudeville Show.-French Play. April 18.-Toledo University dance. April 21.-Gifford said something today. April 27.-Disgraceful! Ruth had only four boys today. April 28.-Krieger actually recites in Physiology today. April 29.-Forum meeting-some members called foreigners. Riot! April 30.-Gifford vs. Rose. One round. Gifford knocked out. 161

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THE 1914 ALMANAC This story is told of Clarence Rose before he entered High School: Clarence was struggling through his reading lesson. 'No,' said the captainf he read, 'it was not a sloop. It was a larger vessel. By the rig .l judged her to be a-a-a-a-a-' The word was new to him. Barque, supplied the teacher. Barque! repeated the teacher, somewhat sharply. Clarence looked as though he had not heard aright. then, with an apprehen- sive glance around the class, he shouted, Bow-wow ! Teacher- XVhat is political economy P Freshman- I think it is getting the most votes for the least money. CJDE TO FATIMA CLUB Buxom hoys. Cigarettes 3 Little graves, Yiolets. I. There was a hoy. XYho had a girl. She was ouite coy. XYas this little girl H. But when he said. 1Ye want no light, She got real mad And they had a Fight. HT. And when he left, His tears did drilmhle, But she called cut. Oh, 'Ish-ca-hihhlef On hoard the Greyhound' Chapman- T wish we had a deck of cards. Alice Luethi- Can't you huy one at the lunch counter? Chap.- No Alice Cafter thinking a while 5- YYell, you might ask a deck hand. Pk lit MEN Men are what women marry. They drink, smol-'e and swear, hut don't go to church. Perhaps they would if they wore honnets. They are more logical than women and also more zoological. Both men and women sprang from a monkey. but women sprang farther than the men. Mildred XYhite- Noble, do pigs live in mangersf' jones- No: they have folding bedsf' Mr. VValtz- Ben, state the reason for different saws having different size teeth. Miner- XVell, I suppose it would make a difference in the quality of sawdust. 163