Central High School - Almanac Yearbook (Toledo, OH)

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THE 1914 ALMANAC Dick heard of Lou's engagement and went around to congratulate him. lVell, old boy, cried Dick, as he grasped his friend's hand, my con- gratulations! Is it true that you are engaged to one of the pretty Robbins twins? Yes, replied Lou heartily, I am happy to say it is so. But, inquired Dick, ho wdo you ever tell them apart I don't try to, was the reply. The little son of the physician, together with a friend, was playing in his father's olhce during the absence of the doctor, when suddenly the young host threy open a closet door and disclosed to the terrified gaze of his little friend an articulated skeleton. lYhen the visitor had sulhciently recovered from his shock to stand the announcement the doctor's son explained that his father was extremely proud of that skeleton. Is he asked the other. XYhy I don't know, was the answer: maybe it was his first patientf' A small boy had been vaccinated. and after the operation the doctor prepared to bandage the sore arm, but the boy objected. Put it on the other arm, Doctor. 'fXVhy, nof, said the physician, I want to put the bandage on your sore arm, so the boys at school won't hit you on it. Put it on the other arm. Doc. reiterated the small boy: you don't know the fellows at our school, The great men are all dead, she said, with evident regret. But the beautiful women are not. he replied. looking earnestly at her. Of course, she added, after a moment's reflection. I always except present company. So do I, he said. Then she asked if he would be good enough to conduct her to her hus- band. UNNFCESSARY. Do you understand what you are to swear to asked the court as a not over-intelligent-looking negro took the witness stand. Yessah, Ah does. Ah'm to speah to tell de truf. Yes, said the judge: and what will happen if you do not tell the truth. lYell, sahf' was the hesitating answer. Ah expects ouah side'll win de case. sah. DONT SAY THIS TOO FAST. If a Hottentot taught a I-Iottentot tot To talk ere the tot could totter. Ought the Hottentot tot to be taught to say aught Or naught, or what ought to be taught her? If to hoot and toot a I-Iottentot tot Be taught by a Hottentot tooter. Should the tooter get hot if the Hottentot tot Hoot and toot at the Hottentot tutor? 204

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