Central High School - Almanac Yearbook (Toledo, OH)

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THE 1914 ALMANAC FACULTY COLUMN. l'He could tell the time of day By means of algebra. -Mir. Maz'lz.ias He was the mildest mannered man. -Mr. Travis Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you. -Mr. King She is young, but give her time. -Miss lVaz'fe The smile that was childish and bland. -Mr. Clzajvmau I frown the while, tho' cheerful am within. -Miss Dunlap I have never seen anything worth getting angry for. -Miss Gates 'lHigh aims bring out great minds. -Mr. lVelIs His friends, they are manyq His foes, are there any? -Mr. Pawlicck f'It is all Greek to me. -Miss Jlif. Ryan XYhere have I heard that name before -Miss Barielle He is a man through and through. -Mr. Pollock A FRESHMANS ESSAY ON BREATHING. XVe breathe with our lungs, our lights. our kidneys and our livers. If it wasn't for our breath we would die when we slept. Our breath keeps the life agoing through the nose when we are asleep. Boys who stay in a room all day should not breathe. They should wait until they get out in the fresh air. Boys in a room make bad air called carbonicide. Carbon- icide is as poison as mad dogs. A lot of soldiers were once in a black hole in Calcutta and carbonicide got in there and killed them. Girls sometimes ruin their breath with corsets that squeeze the diagram. A big diagram is best for the right kind of breathing. Geneyra Grover went into a store to buy some spring ginghams. Are these colors fast she asked the clerk. Yes, indeed. he replied earnestly: you ought to see them when once they get started to run. n POKER TERMS IN C. H. S. One pair-Gus and Mary Emily. Two pair-DeHaven and Urmah, Krieger and Mildred. Three of a kind-Esther Graves, Marian Thompson, Ruth Collett. Full house-Room 16. Singing period. Flush-Chambers' face. Four flushferj-Greene. Straight-Mr. Gayman. Queen of I-Iearts-Tessie Trudeau fby special requestj. Morgan plays the piano-doodle-da-dee! And he bangs in every imaginable key, Till his brow with honest dew is wet And neighboring Hats are marked To Let. But all the girls stay near to see How he plays his wonderful doodle-da-dee, And watch him with eyes that shine As he wrings out music .almostf Pj divine. 201

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THE 1914 ALMANAC Repeat the words the defendant used,', said the lawyer for the plain- tiff in a case of slander. I'd rather not, said the witness timidlyg they were hardly words to tell to a gentleman. Ah, said the attorney, then whisper them to the judge. Sammy was not prone to over-exertion in the classroom, therefore his mother was both surprised and delighted when he came home one noon with the announcement: I got one hundred this morning. Thats lovely, Sammy! exclaimed his proud mother, and she kissed him tenderly. W'hat was it in Fifty in reading and fifty in 'rithmeticf' The touring car had turned upside down, burying the motorist under it, but the village constable was not to be thus lightly turned from his duty. It's no use your hiding there, he said severely, I must have your name and address. XYon't you be very, very happy when your sentence is over FU cheer- fully asked a woman of a convict in prison. I dunno, Ma'am, I dunnof, gloomily answered the man. You don't know? asked the woman, amazed. XYhy not F' I'm in for lifef, How does it happen, said the teacher to the new pupil, that your name is Allen and your 11lOll'lC1'iS name is Brown. XYell, explained the small boy, after a moment's thought, you see, she married again and I didnt This class comprehends the meaning of words very quicklyf' said the Boston teacher to her visitors. You noticed we spoke of the word 'ransom' a few minutes ago. How many -turning to the childrenN- can think of a sentence containing the word 'ransom'? Every one. Yes, I-Iarold 7' Harold arose proudly. f'My sister's beau ran some when Pa- And then the children wondered why the class was dismissed three minutes early. A certain careless student in a small college sulfered from ohesity. and it appears that even college professors do not love a fat man. Qne day, after a particularly unsuccessful recita-tion in mathematics, the instructor said scornfully: f XN'ell, Mr. Blank, you are better fed than taught. Thats right. Professor, sighed the youth, suhsiding heavily into his chairg you teach me-I feed myself. HE KNEXV HOXV HE GOT IT. That large ,bump running across the hack of your head. said the phrenologist, means that you are inclined to be curious, even to the point of recklessnessf' I know it,', said the man who was consulting him: I got that hump by sticking my head into the dumb-waiter shaft to see if the waiter was going up. and it was coming down. 203