Central High School - Almanac Yearbook (Toledo, OH)

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THE 1914 ALMANAC FACULTY COLUMN. l'He could tell the time of day By means of algebra. -Mir. Maz'lz.ias He was the mildest mannered man. -Mr. Travis Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you. -Mr. King She is young, but give her time. -Miss lVaz'fe The smile that was childish and bland. -Mr. Clzajvmau I frown the while, tho' cheerful am within. -Miss Dunlap I have never seen anything worth getting angry for. -Miss Gates 'lHigh aims bring out great minds. -Mr. lVelIs His friends, they are manyq His foes, are there any? -Mr. Pawlicck f'It is all Greek to me. -Miss Jlif. Ryan XYhere have I heard that name before -Miss Barielle He is a man through and through. -Mr. Pollock A FRESHMANS ESSAY ON BREATHING. XVe breathe with our lungs, our lights. our kidneys and our livers. If it wasn't for our breath we would die when we slept. Our breath keeps the life agoing through the nose when we are asleep. Boys who stay in a room all day should not breathe. They should wait until they get out in the fresh air. Boys in a room make bad air called carbonicide. Carbon- icide is as poison as mad dogs. A lot of soldiers were once in a black hole in Calcutta and carbonicide got in there and killed them. Girls sometimes ruin their breath with corsets that squeeze the diagram. A big diagram is best for the right kind of breathing. Geneyra Grover went into a store to buy some spring ginghams. Are these colors fast she asked the clerk. Yes, indeed. he replied earnestly: you ought to see them when once they get started to run. n POKER TERMS IN C. H. S. One pair-Gus and Mary Emily. Two pair-DeHaven and Urmah, Krieger and Mildred. Three of a kind-Esther Graves, Marian Thompson, Ruth Collett. Full house-Room 16. Singing period. Flush-Chambers' face. Four flushferj-Greene. Straight-Mr. Gayman. Queen of I-Iearts-Tessie Trudeau fby special requestj. Morgan plays the piano-doodle-da-dee! And he bangs in every imaginable key, Till his brow with honest dew is wet And neighboring Hats are marked To Let. But all the girls stay near to see How he plays his wonderful doodle-da-dee, And watch him with eyes that shine As he wrings out music .almostf Pj divine. 201

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THE 1914 ALMANAC BUMPED. A group of navvies was proceeding along a street, all convulsed with laughter. Every now and then they would stop and slap each other on the back. A policeman seeing them, wished to share in the joke, and going up to them asked: XYhat's the game This occasioned another fresh out- burst from the navvies, and then they explained. You know that 'igh building at the end of the street? XVell, that was on fire. Not a blessed stair was left, and old Bill 'e was on the top. and dancing abaht like a bantam. So I yells to 'im, 'E-ill, jump, an' we'll catch yer in a blanketf an' 'e jumped but we 'adn't got no bloomin' blanket! AN EXCELLENT REASON. Is there any good reason why I should give you five cents asked the well-dressed elderly man of the youth who accosted him. lYell, said the small boy, as he retired from the danger zone, if I had a nice high hat like yours I wouldn't want it soaked with a snowball. Mr, Pollock Cat Senior dancel- Say, there's a splinter in my tongue. Silliman- There must be a stick in the punch. POPULAR SONGS. Bobhing Up and Down --Starr and Maumee car. Get Uut and Get L'nder -Harpst and his Regal. You Made Me Love You -Tessie Trudeau. 4. International Rag. -Iohnson's ties. KA' Isle D'Armour -Sugar Island-Class Day. I'd Love to Quarrel IYith You -Bill and Charlotte. I'd Rather Be a Minstrel Man -The two Gerbers. If Sweethearts''-DeI-Iaven and L'r1nah. It's easy enough to be pleasant XYhen life goes along like a song, But the man worth while Is the man who can smile When you go to your class and you don't know your lesson and Miss Dunlap says, Now you may give titles of the lirst twenty chapters of English Liter- ature, the sub-titles. the color of Shakespeare's eyes. the number of hairs on Milton's head, and the evidence in favor of George Eliot's being a suf- fragettef' 200

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