Central High School - Almanac Yearbook (Toledo, OH)

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THE 1914 ALMANAC Old Mr. Anderson, who was fond of relating stories of the war, after the Christmas dinner was over mentioned having been in live engagements. That's not so muchf' said little Edgar, suddenly. XYhy, Edgar! cried his scandalized mother: what do you mean P Five isn't manyfy persisted Edgarg sister Edna has been engaged nine times. The newly married couple had gone IVest to live. and as the Christmas season drew nigh she became homesick. Even the owls are different here. she sighed, And how is that ? he asked. Here they say 'To-hoot-to-whof and in lloston they say 'To-l1oot- to-whomf i i I H. Gerber- XYhere are you going tonight, Fred? Krieger fsweetlyj- Out t' XYare's. Gerber- That's what I asked you: where are you going? Krieger lmore sweetlyij- Out t' XYare's. Gerber- Say, are you crazy? XYhere are you going. Krieger fnot so sweetl- Out 1' XYare's. Gerber- For the last time. XYHERE ARE YOU GOING ? Krieger- HUT T' XYARE'S. fThen the light startedfb AND IT XYAS. A teacher recently received the following from the mother of an ab- sent pupil: Dare mam: please eggscuse XYilly. I-Ie didn't have but one pair of pants an' I kep him home to wash them and Mrs. O'toole's goat some and et them off the line and that awt to be eggscuse enuff, goodness nose. Yours with respeck. Mas. B, A man sat on a high board fence, XYith his feet upon the ground.-Longfellow. Avyilllt- xYllCI'C is the best place to hold the XYorld's Fair? F. Rooney- In your armsfl 'Tm sorry to see you in such a state. old friend. said the visitor at the hospital, cheerily. XVhat on earth happened to you? I fell off the roof-that's all, groaned the sufferer. Thats interesting. I have an opportunity to prove an old theory here. They say that when a man falls from a great height he thinks of all his sins before he hits the ground. Now. is that true. Did you do that ? XVell, I didnlt have time to think of quite all of them. You see, I only fell five stories. 199