Central High School - Almanac Yearbook (Toledo, OH)

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THE 1914 ALMANAC A MANS ANSXVER. -lohn! shouted his wife, in the middle of the night. John snored a bit louder, and turned over. .lohn! she said with increased emphasis. . 'XYhat is it grunted John. Get up. The gas is leaking! Aw, put a pan under it and come back to bed ! Minnie Redding was complaining to Corinne just before Christmas of the way he ffrom Case School, Clevelandj was treating her. Speaking of Christmas presents, why don't you give him the mitten Corinne asked. 'fIt isn't a mitten he needs: it's a pair of socksg heis got cold feet. THE GOQD SAMARITAN AND THE SINNER. A good-natured man going home late at night spied a man leaning limply against a doorway. XYhat's the matter? he asked: drunk liyepl!! XYant me to help you in ? Yep XYith difnculty he carried the drooping figure up to the second floor. Is this it. Do you live here? Yep Rather than face an angry wife the good-natured man opened the first door, pushed the limp Hgure in and closed the door. Then he groped his way downstairs. As he came out he saw another man apparently in worse condition than the Hrst. XYhat's the matter F he asked: you drunk too F Yepf' same the feeble reply. Shall I help you upstairs ? llglfepyl The good Samaritan carried him to the second floor, where this man also said he lived. opened the same door and pushed him in. As he again reached the street he saw a third man, evidently worse off than either of the others. As the good Samaritan approached. however, the man fled up the street and threw himself into the arms of a passing policeman. Off'sher,', he gasped, l deman' p'tection from thish man. Hes car- ried me upsthairs twice'n thrown me down the elevator shaftf' A banker was in the habit of wearing his hat a good deal during busi- ness hours. as in summer the flies used his bald pate for a parade ground, and in winter the cold breezes swept over its polished surface. A negro workman on the railroad each week presented a check and drew his wages: and one day, as he put his money in a greasy wallet. the banker said: Look here, Mose, why don't you let some of that money stay in the bank and keep an account with us P The negro leaned toward him, and with a quizzical look at the derby the banker wore, answered confidentially: Boss, I's afeared. You look like you was always ready to start some- wheresf' W 19?

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Graduation Day E. W. CAI RNS Dry Goods Notions and Gent's Furnishings Let us show you the correct l'Gift of Flowers to express your good wishes to your friends who will graduate this month. Decorations furnished for commencement exercises. Helen F. Patten FLORIST B27-B29-B31 STARR AVE. ANWWWMMWWWWmmWWWMWWMWWWWWMMMMMmmWWWWMWMMMMMMMMWWWMWNWMMNNMMMMMMWWWWWWWWMMMWNWWWWWMWWWWNWW There are two essentials making for success in any work. First the Know How, then the material with which to employ this knowledge. We know how to carry out your physicians orders in the filling of prescriptions. XVe have the materials to work with. XYe know how to advise you in the matter of Sick Room Supplies, and have a complete stock. lYe know how to dispense Oculists' Prescriptions as they should be and have an expert in charge of this department. Doesn't this concern YOU? Do we fill YOUR Prescriptions? THE RUPP SL BOWMAN CO. 319 SUPERIOR sr. WNWWWWWWNWNWNWWWWNWWWWWWWWWMWMMWWWWWMNWWMWWWWWWWWWWWWWHMWNWWWWMMMWWMWMMMMWWMWWMuWmhMNWWMr 194