Central High School - Almanac Yearbook (Toledo, OH)

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THE 1914 ALMANAC A young lady took down the receiver of the telephone one clay and dis- covered that the line was in use. I just put on a pan of beans for dinner, she heard one woman com- placently informing another. She hung up her receiver and waited for the conversation to end. Upon returning to the telephone, she found the woman still talking. Three times she waited, and then at last. becoming exasper- ated, she broke into the conversation. Madam, I smell your beans burning, she announced crisply. A horritied scream greeted the remark. and the young lady was able to put in her call. FRIENDLY DISPCTE. Cine day there came into the clinic a negress with a broken jaw. The examining physician, intent on discovering the exact nature and extent of the injury, asked numerous questions. To all of them the negress returned evasive answers. Finally she admitted that she was hit by an objectfi XVas it a large object or small object asked the physician. Tolle'by large. Il'as it a hard object or soft object F Tolle'by hard. vias it coming rapidly or slowly? 'fTolle'by fast. Then. her patience exhausted, the negress turned to the physician. To tell the truth, doctor. I was just simply kicked in the face by a gen'leman friendf, Mrs. Canfield Cat Toledo Beachl- Now, you must be very discreet with the young men you may meet here. Demaf' Dema-HI know. mama: they scare dreadfully easy. Florence Black- Did you get all the questions in the test ? Cecil XYisler- Yes, but I didn't get all the answers. UNFORTUNATE. Country Grocer- XYell, little boy. do you want to buy some candy? f'Sure I do. but I gotta buy soap. TRULY RURAL. Two young girls were spending their summer vacation in the country. Do you know. said Edith, that young farmer tried to kiss me. I-Ie told me that he had never kissed any girl before. XYhat did you tell him F XYhy, I told him I was no agricultural experiment station. CQRIE AGAIN. lXIamma, Catherine don't tell the truth. said her little sister. XYhy, you mustn't say such things, replied her mother. XVell, last night I heard her say, 'Clarence if you do that again I'll call mamma' And he did it twice more and she didn't callf' 191

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Prepare for a Good Position At the old reliable school. Our students are always in demand because of their thor- ough training. Students may enter any time. School the entire year. How can you put the vacation time to better use than to at- tend our Summer Term and take special worlc in Short- hand. Touch Typewriting and Bookkeeping? Established Jun., 1882, Oldest in City- MQ 3 BUSINESS COLLEGE Adams and 15th Sts. TOLEDO. OHIO. Address Thurber P. Davis, Principal - 09m - Qllaris giilniiu YERYTHING in up-to- date high-class furnish- ings. Freshmen. Sopho- mores. Juniors and Seniors will show real class by making their class Rush to us for every need in summer furnishings. Soft cuff shirts. 31.011 to 35.00. Always a snappy line of neck- wear. Derby and soft hats and a line showing of Panamas and Straws in the newest shapes. You athletes get coached lYright and tackle our line of athletic underwear. etc. See us for all your outing and vacation necessities. The UI- glirlnhr Qu- 505 Adams St. Ellie ,jlinlir Qtrt Qirllarivs E111 illzthisuii Aire wil High class paintings in oil and water-color. Rare Etch- ings and Mezzotints. Import- ed carbon reproductions of the old masters, and hand- colored prints. Manufactur- ers of hand-carved frames. 31.98 SHOES 31.98 Freshman to Senior find class in our 1 .98 Stylish Shoes G. R. Kinney Ek Co. 516 Jefferson Ave. 31.98 31.98 190

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