Central High School - Almanac Yearbook (Toledo, OH)

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Tl-lE1911AL.MANAC PIINCTURED Senator Nonesueh looks disturhedg what c-an he the matter with him? He sat down on a point of order. WEX. Two great desires of my life have heen gratified. Une was to go up in an a1rsh1p. And the other? To get safely haek to earth. +Ex. IDAVNTLESS He eleared the sill with a hound and vanished in the darknessf related Romanee hreathlessly. But, seoffed Realism. only a moment ago he was riveted to the spot. Did he file the rivets? Oh, no! rejoined Romana-e. nothing daunted. Fortunately it was only a small spot. so that hy superhuman effort he wrenehed it loose and earried it along with him. BIuzlin' makes a dog safe, while it makes a young lady dangerous estill, in hot weather they hoth want muslin. .X shoemaker was arrested for higgamy and brought before the magistrate. lYhieh wife, asked a hystander, will he he ohliged to take? Smithf He is a eohhler. and of 1-ourse must stiek to his last. How did you like the ruins of Pompeii? asked an old lady of her son who had just returned from Europe. I didn't go to see 'em, ma: they said they were dreadfully out of repair, so I thought it wouldn't pay. Do you think I shall have justiee done me? said the eulprit to his eounsel. a shrewd Kentucky lawyer. of the hest elass in that eloquent state. I'm a little afraid you won't, replied the other. I see two men on the jury who are opposed to hanging. Girl- But I love him. he is the light of my life. Mother- That's all right. hut we put out the lights at ten o'eloek. My son. never run after a street ear or a woman. If you Illlss one another will he along in a moment. 237

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Tl-lE1911AI.IVIANAC TED SOYIJICR. Vleinent Sourler. seventeen. rx ' - - lenrls to llllSlllCSH tan' anml square: ,Xml the only thing against hun ls the eolor of his hair. As an athlete we all like hinl. As we really ought to do, Sinee he's erazy over Lulu- .Xnfl hesirles his eyes are hlue. Even if his hair is hrownish, And his eyes a ehina hlueg .-Xml his ties are highly eoloreml. -Xncl his suit another hue. .Xnrl his shoes extreme Walk-Over. .Xncl his hosiery workefl in flowers. YYith a hat of hrownish mixture: His whole clress the work of hours. Not heeause his elothes are girlclyf Only fifteen shacles of hlues Hut heeause you're sueh a speell-hoyg Mr. Soufler-here's to you! High sehool, high sehool, long lnay it live. To give eaeh student a lmrain like a sieve. Her heart is like the lll00ll1illVK'ilj'S c-hanging and always a man in ll'.7Ul'Ilf'f' Frf1l.'rr. Something between a hinclranee ancl a lielp.- Bud I o1ey. lYith niallets towarcl none anll with ehariots for all. fTl1f Komie Editor. GIVING AND FURGIYING He gave her a kiss very bravely. and then Beeause she seeineml shoekecl at his flaring. He took it all haek like the ineekest of inen. His aet hy reaetion repairing. SllCll sign of repentance eoulml not he ignored- FFOIII further eonipunetion to save lliin. His kiss of eontrition she fully restored. Anrl for giving the first she forgave hiin. 2535