Central High School - Almanac Yearbook (Toledo, OH)

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mateur Photographers WE DEVELOP AND PRINT PIC'TI'RES IN Q4 HOURS ONLY EXPERTS EBIPLOYED IN OUR DARK ROOMS FELL LINE OF PHOTOGRAPH SLP PLIES AND ARTISTS' MATERIALS VNHlbert Cl. Pluiker 310 SLPERIOR OHIO BLILDING I will run as far as God has any ground.-Ted Souder. BEC 'OBIING FASHIONABLE First Hobo- I avcerdeutly discovered dat last mouth Handout Hank worked for tour hull days fer a faruier. sawin' wood. Sec-oud Hohof De traitor! Yvot defense did he offer ter why he shoulclu't he ostereised? First Holm- He swore he was cursed with a dual personality. For tive years his married life was ideal. For live years? Yes. during: these years he was lost with a polar expeditionf TEAS CoFFEES SPKES 0 . W 965' o 511 Srxmir ST. .323 .XDABIS ST. Ilona' J JJII E I, I. I Y R Hmm' HHH Iii-H .Un Bell IMA'

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tzfention, High School Students If you want the Best in Shoe Repairing. patronize 'l'hc hlost, lluuplete Shop in the C'ity. YYc have the latest machinery equipped for doing' any work in the most artistic style. One visit will convince you. YYork done while you wait. A reoole Shoe Shop V. M. YVILLI.-XNIS, Preorf. JXRCAIJE 'l'1ii4:.x'mIc I3I'II.u1xc: HH HT, C'1.A1a Srimrrr iMannna! hahy brother has fallen down thc old well! 'Wvhatl without his rnhhers on? SELF EXPL.XN.X'I'ORY YYill you kindly explain your condition? asked the wife with such dignity as she could connnand after waiting up till 3:00 a. in. Zhatssh woman of it. conunented the husband, thickly. can't understhand shoniepni' zhatsh perfly plain. YYhy is a pancake like the sun? Because, said the Swede. it rises out ol' der yeast and it sets helnnd der vest. ' ' BUYS' he Greeks Iiiis' Bigmles loved out-of-door sports. They were the world's chicl' devotees of phvs- ical vigor and perfection. Their training consisted of the arduous exercises of the palestral and gyninasia, which equipped them for the Ulynipic contests and the hand-to- hand hattlc struggles peculiar to the warfare of the age. C I nhti n f l l ,, l l tl l 'UIIITUX co 4' 'o s o nioiern iyinff HIV? increase-4 ra icr lan dunnnshed the I1Pf'?SSllylUl' exercise in the open. This has been made pleasantly and economically posslhle lay one of the greatest of niodcrn inventions-The Bicycle. Toledo Bicycles offer particular advantages to Toledo people. A Factory Proposition, giving you the hem-fit of the saving in cratiug and shipping expenses: a large Variety to select from. including every desirahle finish and manner of equipment. All Sizes-Adult and Juvenile. .lust the thing for Vacation Recreation. Conn' out and look our line over. -.- ,: The Toledo Jlefol Wheel Co. Con. lh.kXf'RIJlVT ANU SMEAIJ AVE. -QS?-. 44,1 X I I L ,wr A A . Ja, Yogrh R X,-I . -,, 217

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TH E 1 9 1 1 A I. M A N A C A Few 1fAc 1's Sulphur Springs are the hest plar-es for match making. Pick-pockets never sue:-eed till they get their hand i11. Pawnhrokers prefer patrons with no redeenung qualities. All that is requisite in the enjoyment of love or sausages is confident-e. A little sighing. a little erymg, a httle dying and a great deal of lyin-3' constitute love. Z1 F1-ie Ivid nd. to widow- Did he leave you very mum-h? ow4 Nearly every night. Come. darling. and sail on my yacht. And I'll show you the riches I've gachtg I'll give all to you, And I'll prove fond and true. For. dearest. I love you a lac-ht. Teac-herf Xow children. name some animals which ehew the cud, beginning with Susie Jones. Mother- YYhy, Bohhie, how c-lean your hands are! Bohl I helped The The The The The The Swe nie- Aren't they? But you ought to have seen 'em hefore Bridget make the hreadf' THE BABHLING BROOK Afar upon a mountain side. I paused to watch a streamlet glide: Pray, little stream, to it I say. YVhy do you murnuu' thus alway? Well, I c-an't rest, the hrooklet said Because there's houlders in my hed. And when tl1e sun is hot and high, My mouth gets very parehed and dry And I'll he dammed if people see The'-fpowerithat there is in me. DINERS gambler should dine on steaks. policeman on heats. ac-tor on ham and duck c-ritie on roasts. jeweler'ou carrots. electric-ian on eurrauts. ethearts should dine on venison Q eggs. hecause they are dear to eu-h other. 1119