Central High School - Almanac Yearbook (Toledo, OH)

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HE 1911ALMANA. Seubert- Say. I need a dime-someone please cough up. Crane IF-kunkl- I guess the coffers are empty. DAILY SFHEIDVLE. 7:00 Gard. gets home from the night before. 7:10 Utley dreams he's graduated from college. 7:l5fBIerrell turns over for another five minutes. 7:Q0 Teeple wonders if he isn't sick. 7:30 Bassett starts studying. 7:3QfBassett finishes studying. 8:00 Alice Gavin and sound ot' hell reach Room I together. 8:I5fKeller shows up. Teacher- 1Yhat is space? Jennings- I can't just think of it. but I have it in my mind Mary had a little lamb. Which fell into a brook: Mary cried, 1Yhat shall I dof The lamb said. Get the hook. dv- S-Stands for studyroom. where teachers keep tab, F-Stands for energy, found in the Lab. XfStands for nerve, which each Senior possesses. I-Stands for intellect. found under our tresses. ll-Stands for something which all of us dread. RkStands for restfwe get when we're dead. 1 I'I,EASI'I TELI. Mlif Do ships have eyes when they go to sea? Are there springs in the ocean's bed? Does the Jolly Tar flow from a tree? Does a river lose its head? Are fishes crazy when they go in seine? Van an old hen sing her lay? Can you bring relief to a window pane? Or mend the break of day? 1Yhat sort of vegetable is a polic-eman's beat? Is a newspaper white when read? Is a baker broke-when making dough? Is an undertaker's business dead? -Ex First I5leaff 'Beeu on a vacation? Second Fleaf- No. on a tramp. 21-I

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THE 1911ALMANAC .IINGLES Come. oh muse of poetry, And l1elp me to express In praise and wit and ridicule. First, Utley. you can tell of the sllcc-esses you have made On aeeount of the motion of your feet, I hear They deelded to eall you YYade. And Adams, .Iunior's high mogul, xxvltll whom you'ye made a name. Just make a how. and tell us now What right! you have to fame. Next Bud Bassett. our star vaulter. Size developed, hut not his brain: Youthful aspirant to the honor Of ehanging Ruth Andrews' name. There's Hazel Brownell. of Perielean fame, She's modest as any and hlitlie as she's honny. For guileless simplicity marks her its aim. Now let our light on Kelley shine. Stature medium. but of mueh renown: In wit and wisdom he is always there. But some day he will yet get his hig come down. Then YYilliam Birkmayr. U image true Ot' the merry god of fun. 'Tis said that with a eertain girl Your rave is almost run. Next there's a little maiden named Mary. IYitty, wise, but Very Contrary: NfDI'tLl11ill aye he her name. hut she'll he to blame, For she claims she never will marry. First and last in our class there is a Seniorf A diamond in the rough- I-I1s name is BIr. Stockton. But we leave the Mistern off. Tall in height and in self conceit. Considered by many people a sham.' He has time to learn and time to improve, Though in debating he's shown he's a man. Zlii

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