Central High School - Almanac Yearbook (Toledo, OH)

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THE 1911ALMANAC .IINGLES Come. oh muse of poetry, And l1elp me to express In praise and wit and ridicule. First, Utley. you can tell of the sllcc-esses you have made On aeeount of the motion of your feet, I hear They deelded to eall you YYade. And Adams, .Iunior's high mogul, xxvltll whom you'ye made a name. Just make a how. and tell us now What right! you have to fame. Next Bud Bassett. our star vaulter. Size developed, hut not his brain: Youthful aspirant to the honor Of ehanging Ruth Andrews' name. There's Hazel Brownell. of Perielean fame, She's modest as any and hlitlie as she's honny. For guileless simplicity marks her its aim. Now let our light on Kelley shine. Stature medium. but of mueh renown: In wit and wisdom he is always there. But some day he will yet get his hig come down. Then YYilliam Birkmayr. U image true Ot' the merry god of fun. 'Tis said that with a eertain girl Your rave is almost run. Next there's a little maiden named Mary. IYitty, wise, but Very Contrary: NfDI'tLl11ill aye he her name. hut she'll he to blame, For she claims she never will marry. First and last in our class there is a Seniorf A diamond in the rough- I-I1s name is BIr. Stockton. But we leave the Mistern off. Tall in height and in self conceit. Considered by many people a sham.' He has time to learn and time to improve, Though in debating he's shown he's a man. Zlii

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TI-1E1911AL.NIANAC IN BIBLE TIMES Sihon pitched i11 Gahaz and fought against Israel.-Jurlges He put forth his hand and c-aught It.+E.l'0ffl1.9. And he strnek it into the pan.-I Sanz. And he said unto him, Run!-II Sam. So they ran both tOQ9Il161'.--101111. Ahaz ent off the horders of the bases.-II Kings. Archer hit him and he was sore wounded.-I Ham. -B. L. T. in flllllfflfjll Trilzznze. First Cannibal- How did that aetor taste? Seeond C'a11n1half He was good i11 eertain parts. I5illyf IVhat would you do if I should kiss you? Milly- I'd slap your face. Billy- Ihen I won't. BIilly- You eoward Y 1Yhat poet does Libhy's ehipped heef l'9lIIll1fl you of?-f'han-een Shefu Isn't tl1e eoniinlf of spring like the hudding of love? IT' I-Ie- Sure! Isn't there generally a hard frost ahout three weeks after spring opens? The captain told 1116 they kept 1110 alive for eight days on hrandy Illlll nnlkf' Just lily lnek: I was nneonseious all the tnne. fEx. He- Your answer l1as eoinpletely upset ine. Shef Papa said 1f he c-aught you here he would Sltlllll you on your head. That would he worse stillfflix. Is 1I12lI1'll110IIy really a failure? Generally it IS a Miss-taken atlairf' Iluslmand- That hoy got his ln'ains from nie. YY1fef So1nehody's got 'ein from you. if you ever had any. that's a C'll1ClI.u Mr.-Con history!- IIow would you forin a new state out of several old states? IT. Iii- By Illillilllg them one state. 312

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HE 1911ALMANA. Seubert- Say. I need a dime-someone please cough up. Crane IF-kunkl- I guess the coffers are empty. DAILY SFHEIDVLE. 7:00 Gard. gets home from the night before. 7:10 Utley dreams he's graduated from college. 7:l5fBIerrell turns over for another five minutes. 7:Q0 Teeple wonders if he isn't sick. 7:30 Bassett starts studying. 7:3QfBassett finishes studying. 8:00 Alice Gavin and sound ot' hell reach Room I together. 8:I5fKeller shows up. Teacher- 1Yhat is space? Jennings- I can't just think of it. but I have it in my mind Mary had a little lamb. Which fell into a brook: Mary cried, 1Yhat shall I dof The lamb said. Get the hook. dv- S-Stands for studyroom. where teachers keep tab, F-Stands for energy, found in the Lab. XfStands for nerve, which each Senior possesses. I-Stands for intellect. found under our tresses. ll-Stands for something which all of us dread. RkStands for restfwe get when we're dead. 1 I'I,EASI'I TELI. Mlif Do ships have eyes when they go to sea? Are there springs in the ocean's bed? Does the Jolly Tar flow from a tree? Does a river lose its head? Are fishes crazy when they go in seine? Van an old hen sing her lay? Can you bring relief to a window pane? Or mend the break of day? 1Yhat sort of vegetable is a polic-eman's beat? Is a newspaper white when read? Is a baker broke-when making dough? Is an undertaker's business dead? -Ex First I5leaff 'Beeu on a vacation? Second Fleaf- No. on a tramp. 21-I