Central High School - Almanac Yearbook (Toledo, OH)

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T HE 1911Al.IV1ANAC VNFAMILIAR QVOTATIUNS The world knows nothing of its greatest 11l0Il.'flllllCli' Arnzel Fresh as the new mown liay.-,-lflazlzs. A kind heart makes any face beautiful, --fllupz' for the girls. To frown at pleasure and to smile at lJ2llll.7I llf'llll'l1. Being good is a lonesome job.f,lIury .Ym'fm1. Great staying IJOXV6I'S.g,llfIl7L l LE'I'lE'l' A great big. good-hearted lilfl.if'lIl.FN4l. Never judge a man by his chest: his lungs may be full of hot air fH1l'arf:l1a11yl1 What did I ever do to become famous?-I . .-lflums. Shyness never was his fault.-Bml lfoley. Tired nature's sweet restorer-sleep.-Puul Gard. Oh, eall it by some better name. for friendship seems too eoldf -II. Bmlelzell. G. SlUf'li'lUIl Plenty of noise makes a good enough argument for some people iTl1e Plzils A pineapple of politeness.-Harry Kelley. Yes, you have beauty. we know it. For you're ever so eager to show it: But our eritieal eyes Make us sometimes surmise That nature did never bestow it. -To Ilze Girls. That man's head is like a baby's. 'aint it P -illr. Ulney. A strong and mighty man was he.-lt. S111 iflz. Indeed, fellows, dress does make a difference. -Persons Cu mpbell 199

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T and mllt I-IE1911Al.NIANAC S is for Swartzhaugh. so round and chubby. He's fat and jolly and will 111ake a good hubby T's for the Toms. the life of the class. TIIEFQIS Almroth and Young and Merrell so fast. T's for Teeple, a long. lanky guy. Ifpon whom a Soph keeps her Bright eye. L' is for I'tley, so thin and tall, XYho can act as well as he can play football. V is for Vogel, isn't he cute? Yes, he's that fellow with another new suit. IV's for Ivarwiek, a man of renown- At the Bowling Green meet second prize he held down. X stands for the class pin, for a long time unknown, But after hard labor a decision was made, And a pin was obtained of a very high grade. I' is for Young, two hrothers. you see. And if Tom heats you. Fred. it means Z stands for Zelma. Miss Smith, so fair. A frown on her face is indeed very rare. Q v- MY NEW INYENTIOXS Since I sold my last invention tat a price too high to me I have felt 211lllJ1tl0Il stirring in the region of lllf' soul: ntion 5, And some marvellous creations. fit for women of all stations. I have fekshioned without erring. and now offer sound and whole. I've an Introduction Getter which is warranted to fetter Any interesting fellow in the twinkling of an eye: And a new Magnetic Thriller with a Hot Air Gush Instiller. YYhich will make the heart-strings mellow and ensnare them hye hye. I've a YVordless Wealth Vomputer and a Lipless Love Trans- er. And a lIale Affection Holder that is warranted U. K. I've a delicate gyrator that I call a Love Equator. IVhich will register the fever when it's at its highest clip: And a wonderful Elixir called the Fast Delusion Fixer. And a Sign and Seal Deceiver which will circumvent a slip. Then my Happy Home Retainer or the Mutual Explainer YYill he counted as a treasure in the family, of course: And the last of my inventions which this advertisement mentions Is my Instantaneous Measure for a lawyer-less divorce. She rattles them off. Not stopping to cough. f1'jNfllf'l' GU1'f fI'6'll!fI.lIgl nzilzzdes. WS

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THE 1911AI.MANAC Knowledge is power. until one reaches the point where he knows it all.-Teeple. I don't want the world. just one nation.-H. Seuberf. llanhood fused with gI'k1f'E'.'li'lIClS, Kenuflz A liar should have a good memory.-Jimmy Vogel BIother's pride. father's joy.+Jay Holmes. Though we lose thee. we lose nothing.-Leo Goldman. YYhat c-an't be cured must be endured.-Red H ages. A little learning is a dangerous tliiiig.-Frexlzman. I heard a hollow sound-who hit nie on the head ?iAl. Young. Praise the Lord. He hath let nie liX'6.+KCIl-glllill. The loud laugh that spake the vac-ant iiiiiid.-Bassett, If you would be loved. be lovable.-G. Sioc-lfforz. Yvhat and whenee produced and for what end?-Fred Young. A wise son maketh a glad fZltl191'.wSf'llIlIfS. Disguise thyself as thou wilt. still art thou a bitter draught. -Paul Recldilzg. Life is a lizzlesl 'lyrle SIIIIIIOII. Lives of tlunkers all remind us YYe niust lear11 to do our best: And depart and leave behind us Fond regrets of T. H. S. The faster a inan goes the sooner trouble will overtake hini. -S, Jlolzeffu. Big. bald and daring, but 11ot a bit dangerous.-Perlf. Illll strong and attrac-tive. know more than enough- I wonder why teachers c-all me a bluff.-L. Ubee. Adniire beauty but don't worship it.-Earl Hczrzlrey. We can forgive everything but his rubber heels.-Jlr. IVllS1Ibll1'IlE'. Don't count your credits before they're eatelied.-The Selzfors. 200