Central High School - Almanac Yearbook (Toledo, OH)

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T and mllt I-IE1911Al.NIANAC S is for Swartzhaugh. so round and chubby. He's fat and jolly and will 111ake a good hubby T's for the Toms. the life of the class. TIIEFQIS Almroth and Young and Merrell so fast. T's for Teeple, a long. lanky guy. Ifpon whom a Soph keeps her Bright eye. L' is for I'tley, so thin and tall, XYho can act as well as he can play football. V is for Vogel, isn't he cute? Yes, he's that fellow with another new suit. IV's for Ivarwiek, a man of renown- At the Bowling Green meet second prize he held down. X stands for the class pin, for a long time unknown, But after hard labor a decision was made, And a pin was obtained of a very high grade. I' is for Young, two hrothers. you see. And if Tom heats you. Fred. it means Z stands for Zelma. Miss Smith, so fair. A frown on her face is indeed very rare. Q v- MY NEW INYENTIOXS Since I sold my last invention tat a price too high to me I have felt 211lllJ1tl0Il stirring in the region of lllf' soul: ntion 5, And some marvellous creations. fit for women of all stations. I have fekshioned without erring. and now offer sound and whole. I've an Introduction Getter which is warranted to fetter Any interesting fellow in the twinkling of an eye: And a new Magnetic Thriller with a Hot Air Gush Instiller. YYhich will make the heart-strings mellow and ensnare them hye hye. I've a YVordless Wealth Vomputer and a Lipless Love Trans- er. And a lIale Affection Holder that is warranted U. K. I've a delicate gyrator that I call a Love Equator. IVhich will register the fever when it's at its highest clip: And a wonderful Elixir called the Fast Delusion Fixer. And a Sign and Seal Deceiver which will circumvent a slip. Then my Happy Home Retainer or the Mutual Explainer YYill he counted as a treasure in the family, of course: And the last of my inventions which this advertisement mentions Is my Instantaneous Measure for a lawyer-less divorce. She rattles them off. Not stopping to cough. f1'jNfllf'l' GU1'f fI'6'll!fI.lIgl nzilzzdes. WS

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I-I E 1 9 1 1 A 1. M A N A C SENIOR ALPHABET A stands for Andrews. Douglas and Ruth. A bride-to-he. and a popular youth. B is for Ola Bareford. of whom you all know. 1Vhen she is near the lioys are not slow. ft' stands for Clapp. hoth Joe and Fhet. And tl1ey're in for all T. H. S. fun. you can het. D is for Marjorie. Dean's her last name. And hy her pulilie speaking she will surely win fame. E is for Edith. Miss Killets. so fair. In the Class of sweet girls she has a place there. F is for Feinberg, we have two in our class. One a shy maiden. the other a hoy of some class. Us for the Georges. whose last names vary, There's no c-atc-hing Stockton, but Bassett will marry. 1Ve all know Stockton. he's the head of the class. But in athletics Ill0I'9.S some c-lass to Bass, And G is for Gavin. a strawberry lilonde. rare. 1Yhen it Comes to basketball. she sure is there. H is for Hiss, our Freddie. quite shy. and H is for Haviland, who c-an catch any man's eye. H is for Holmes, ol' whom you all know: Jay would. if he eould. make quite a hig show, I is for Ila, Aliss Parks. let me say Is a line delwater. and has a sc-holarly way. J is for Joc-hen. a lNIiss quite fair. and .I is for Jennings, with whom none can compare. J's Clara Jones. a fair Phil dehater- By her arguments c-lear she wins every spectator. K is for Kilstein. the brightest one in our classy K is for Krugerfa ministerfalas! But don't forget Kelly. the mainstay of our class. L-for Amie La Salle must stand. A girl whom we know the lmoys eomnlend. JI is for llarjorie Sotherland. who As an actress can do a thing or two. .Y is for Norton, not all hutf. But when it Comes to study. whew! what a bluff! 12's for O'lirien, Irene by name. A very fine girl. of music-al fame. P stands for Pheatt. liahette, so wise. For exeellent work we award her the prize. 1Ye will let stand for the queen of the class-- Miss Alice Lawrence. a very sweet lass. R is for Babbitt. of length quite long. And R is for Reading. who wouldn't do wrong. 197

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T HE 1911Al.IV1ANAC VNFAMILIAR QVOTATIUNS The world knows nothing of its greatest 11l0Il.'flllllCli' Arnzel Fresh as the new mown liay.-,-lflazlzs. A kind heart makes any face beautiful, --fllupz' for the girls. To frown at pleasure and to smile at lJ2llll.7I llf'llll'l1. Being good is a lonesome job.f,lIury .Ym'fm1. Great staying IJOXV6I'S.g,llfIl7L l LE'I'lE'l' A great big. good-hearted lilfl.if'lIl.FN4l. Never judge a man by his chest: his lungs may be full of hot air fH1l'arf:l1a11yl1 What did I ever do to become famous?-I . .-lflums. Shyness never was his fault.-Bml lfoley. Tired nature's sweet restorer-sleep.-Puul Gard. Oh, eall it by some better name. for friendship seems too eoldf -II. Bmlelzell. G. SlUf'li'lUIl Plenty of noise makes a good enough argument for some people iTl1e Plzils A pineapple of politeness.-Harry Kelley. Yes, you have beauty. we know it. For you're ever so eager to show it: But our eritieal eyes Make us sometimes surmise That nature did never bestow it. -To Ilze Girls. That man's head is like a baby's. 'aint it P -illr. Ulney. A strong and mighty man was he.-lt. S111 iflz. Indeed, fellows, dress does make a difference. -Persons Cu mpbell 199