Central High School - Almanac Yearbook (Toledo, OH)

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fr Contemporary Parallels of History. Xantippe and Socrates-Elizabeth and Mr. Knott. Samson-Schreiber. Delilah-fWe have not yet found Samsonls barbenj Annanias-Billstein. Demosthenes-Boyers. Hypatia-Amy Grace Maher. Minerva-Miss Jermain. ' Mercury-Mr. Cohn. Apollo-Mr. Thompson. The Angel-Miss Duffy. Zeus-Mr. Ballon. job-Mr. Roi. Archons-Seniors. The Fatted Calf-Joe McCreary. Applegate Ctranslating ArIzates susczfii zlgnem My- And Achilles struck iire- Professor- Achates, not Achilles. Achilles had been dead for years when this happened. Applegate- Well, hadn't he struck ire, too? And the class laughed! When Elmer Pheils Went down the aisles, The noise was quite intenseg How that could be You quickly see, His size it was immense. Faithful found, among the faithless, faithful only he.- Albert D. In assembly, O ye students, Where the boys come duly slow, And the footfalls of the Freshmen Softly come and softly gog When the Senior girls are singing Some old song like Sweet and Low, Will you think to stamp, O, Freshmen, As you did one year ago.

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Lost.-The principal parts of possumf' Finder will please return to Helen Dildine and receive a reward. Notice.-Auction sale, June 21st, of an -assortment of treasures, such as looking glasses, tacks, pencils, pens, rubber bands, tops, cold cream, pipes, cigarettes, glue, etc., etc., etc., etc., received during the winter from callers, by Miss H-l-n M-cl-r-n. N. B.-Come early and avoid the rush. , I Want to be a teacher, - ' And with the teachers sit, A pony in my my pocket, ' ' And stacks of knowledge-nit! The inidels slaughtered all the Christians and killed them.- Florence P. - t ' - The Latins annihilated Alexis.-Florence H. . When the Crusaders came back they -put them in asylums.- Harry C. - p A ' The Ptolemaic theory is that the earth is stationary and re- volves around the sun.-Wise Student. Venice was founded by a few rude huts.-F. P. This battle having been destroyed, -.-Sadie F. He was a monk of a religious turn of mind.-Fred M. V. C.- Philip married Mary Tudor of England, and became king consort. T.- Who ruled England? C.- Why, his wife, the king. ' The invincible 'Armada was an army Philip sent to England. --F. P. There once was a board in a school, Who made it a general rule To dole out exams, ' U In spite of the --s. M Oh, that heartless old Board in a school. Have you got 35C?-101165.

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Ever gentle and gracious, with all his learning.--Mr. Travis. At me you smiled, but unbeguilecl, I saw the snare and I retired. -Luella Zwilling. Yond' Cassius has a lean and hungry look. He thinks too muchg such men are dangerous. -Mr. Sturdivant. I am a man more sinned against than sinning.-Jones, 'oI. If one thing before another is peculiarly to you, If oddities of some sort are eternally in view, If here you've seen eng-raven things you must aclrnitare true, Don't take oifense, But grin, with sense, The devil gets his due! . -,:-an . f 'v v-',:--tiki' - '