Central High School - Almanac Yearbook (Toledo, OH)

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Mrs. Dawson- Now, my young friends. Hallie Cratz-' ' Oh fudges. Seavey Brigham- I went about steen times to the room t'other side o' the building. Lost-A lady's purse, imported, seal brown in color, inlaid gold ornamentation, gold clasp, gold and enamel medallion on side with initials A. B. '02. Finder can keep contents and will receive additional reward by returning purse to Miss Anna B-, 'O2. Found-A lady's purse with brass trimmings, initials A. B. Contents, one car-ticket, two pennies, nineteen sam- ples ot dry goods, list of toilet preparations, one postage stamp, package Sen-sen, and one boX lip salve. Loser can have the same by applying to Milner's elevator-boy, and paying for this ad. His very toot hath music in it As he comes up the stairs fto Psyj. -Mr. Ballon. From his forehead tell his tresses, Smooth and parted like a woman's. ' -Peiter, '90. . 'I'here's one attraction he could never pass, And that was pictured in the looking-glass. Adams, '01, And then mistook reverse of wrong for right.dBraun in Psychology! Such a iiavor of the country.--John Corkery, '01. A solemn youth with sober phiz, Who eats his grub and minds his biz. -Lawton. Over the hills and far away. -Mary Starr. I know it was no sin, For me to sit and grin. -August Marx, '00, I'm but a stranger here below, Heaven is my home. -Prentice, ,99. - Stand in awe of thyself.-Richardson, '0O. And he was not right fat, I undertake.-Chase, '99.

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Side-tracks With Boys. BY OUR SPECIAL CORRESPONDENT. Bob Richardson: Yes the effect would be decidedly fetch- ing, also striking, if you should turn your coat around the same way as your collar. No objections whatever to parting your locks in the middle. Burton Smead: In answer to your inquiry, we have inves- tigated the matter, and have found that Corliss Sa Go. make the desired 611- inch collar. H. B.: To acquire a flow of language, step on a tack in your stocking-feet, or stub your toe against the bed. Mark Mennell: Don't be so bashful Mark. The young ladies adore you. Adams: Yes you are right for once. Since your whiskers have refused to grow in spite of all you have done, it would be a good plan to graft feathers on your face . instead. T. J. C., '99: A book of effective expressions may be ob- tained in any book store. Of course, 'fOh, my dear f99 ! ! !,', accompanied by slashings of the air, tearings of the hair, and a tragic facial expression, produces a stunning effect, but variety is the spice of life you know. C. Niles: Poor fellow, judging from your poem, I can- not make her smile, you must be in a deplorable con- dition. Perhaps you will succeed if you show her the poem. Try it. Among the Freshies. Fond Mother-I am so delighted to find you reading the Annual for I know that with such a book as that for your guide, your thoughts will be led to the loftier things. What is that which you just read to your friend, my son? The Sonny QC. Bartonj-lill read it, mother. 'flt was glorious to see Colie I-Iade drive over that heap! Keep it up, old boy! 'J Miss Peck- Surely, now I know that you never went to the grammar grade.

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Much may be made of man if he be caught young.- Oscar Schreiber. The carroty love-locks which covered his head, She never called red, But auburn instead. -Mary Test. Fancy, to iind her likeness, Earth and skies would vainly sweep. -Ruth Arbuckle, '99. Acreature, fond and changing, fair and vain.-Ruth Brockway, '99. God tempers the wind to the shorn lamb.-Richard son, 'OO. Blessings on thee, little man.-Chauncey Anderson. 'Tis but a peevish boy, yet he talks well.-Carl Mathias, '99. One whose meek flock the people joyed to be.-Prof. Knott. As brown in hue as hazel-nuts, and sweeter than the kernels.-Bertha Blackmon, '99. And stretched and swelled themselves nigh to bursting, to utter bulky words.-Senior Orators. The little boy plays the big fiddle.-Will Worrell. I ought to have my way in everything, and what's more, I will, too.-Maude Houghton. Dazzle my eyes, or do I see Two glorious sons of chancery?-Griffdn and Gotter,'99. To love her was a liberal education.-Miss Krueger. Gonspicuous by absence.-Blank. I wonder you will still be talking.-Arabella, '99. This gentleman is learned, and a most rare speaker.- Mons. Roi. God bless thy lungs, good knight.-C. V. Brown. As true as truest horse, that yet would never tire.- Greek ponies. ' There they'll talk you dead.-Dems. and Phils.