Central Commercial High School - Hour Glass Yearbook (New York, NY)

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In the News UNITED PLANETS DISPUTE SETTLED TYVO O'CLOCK AND ALL IS XVELL june 16, Old United Nations Builrling On March 3, O'Radia, delegate from Venus, put a new problem before the U.P. Her planet was being overrun by an excess number of visitors. However, the Big Three, Earth, Moon, and Mars came to the conclusion that all planets receive many tourists. The matter was not settled, because Pluto agreed with Venus, some- thing should be done. XfVhile discussing the non-cooperation of Venus, a new problem concerning traflic was brought up by Anthony Thompsong Space Ship drivers had caused a high total of accidents. Starting january 24, 3008 Space trains carrying only five hundred pas- sengers will be built, therefore settling the dispute of a severe problem faced by all, the U. P.- CITIZENS, BEVVARE! A SPECIAL NOTICE The electric eye, always dependable, spotted a suspicious looking char- acter last night. Kneeling, with back hunched, his hands moved carefully back and forth. He was scrubbing floors! The man 'was immediately rushed off to the hospital. Medical research is being done. Science fears scrubbing floors might become contagious. YVEDDING ON MARS Tessy jones AI111'-ries ll M mfsnmn One of the most spectacular weddings occurred today on the planet Mars. It was unbelievable that any earthling could marry a creature with such slight resemblance to humans. But, the wedding took place before the eyes of a hundred of our Hour Rocket photographers. Everyone thought it was just a stunt wedding. After interviewing the former Miss Tessy jones of 1651 Pushbutton Lane, she informed us, this is true love. The newly married couple will spend their honeymoon on earth. Helen C. Laurence Cinderella Jones Once upon a time there was a secretarial school graduate named Cinderella jones. All week long, nine to five-thirty, she pounded an old typewriter for Yvilliams, XVilliams. and jackson, Inc. She was charming, gracious and capable of taking 200 words per minute and transcribing at 100 words per minute, no matter how many times her 36

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When I clipt into the Future far as human eye could see Saw the Vision. of the world, and all the wonder that would be

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boss changed his mind, regardless of how often other girls snitched her last two sheets of carbon, despite the fact that she yearned for a new Remington Rand. She was an ideal secretary in spite of Miss Hendricks and Miss Jennings. Miss Hendricks secretaried for the Hrst vice president. Miss Jennings secretaried for the second vice president. They spent more time primping in the ladies' room than they did at their typewriters. They took 20 words per minute and transcribed 30 Words per minute with 2 gross errors per line. But they were related to the first vice president's wife. Early in June, X'Villiams, VVilliams, 84: Jackson, Inc., invited all their employees to a gala spring party on the Star Spangled Roof. All Cinderella Jones had decided was not to go. She didn't have a thing to wear. Then suddenly out of a file listed came a Fairy Godrnother. Boo-hoo, sobbed Cinderella, I wish I had something to wear so I could go to the party on the Star Spangled Roof. You've been a credit to Allied Secretarial, you will get your wish. She took an envelope from the drawer, and with the tap of her wand turned it into an exact copy of an evening dress unveiled in Paris only the week before. You look lovely, said the Fairy Godmother. But don't stay after midnight. Such a party, all the vice presidents, two 45-piece orchestras, colored lights and . . . . . . the most handsome man Cinderella has ever seen. He came directly to Cinderella. My name is Prince, he said, Charlie Prince. Whereupon he took her in her arms and danced with her continuously until midnight. It turned out he was the Boss's son. But just as Mr. Prince was getting down to details about their future date, it rang l2:O0 P. M. Not knowing how to ask her Fairy Godmother for an extension, she said I've got to run! and ran. And I just know Illl never see him again, she sobbed to her mother when she got home. There, there, said her mother, the way mothers do. So-she couldn't have been more surprised when Mr. Prince walked up to her desk the next day and held up a hankie with her name embroidered on it. Gosh -said Cinderella Jones. And'now, said Mr. Prince about our next datef, Cinderella was a terribly sweet girl. She sent both Miss Hendricks and Miss Jennings invitations to the wedding. janet Godfried 37