Central Commercial High School - Hour Glass Yearbook (New York, NY)

Page 37 text:

MR. WOLFE- I A lifetime ball-pen so that he may continue to write the Senior Shows, not for years, not for life, but forever. DENTAL LAB- A bunch of unsuspecting students with beautiful molars. MISS REILLY Sz MRS. PATTON- TO TO TO TO TO TO TO TO TO TO TO Books that return to the proper shelves automatically. THE FRESHMEN- An unchecked trip up the forbidden staircase. THE SENIOR PLAY- A new villain besides Mr. Gobes. MR. TASCH- Bear traps carefully placed to catch late students, or ashes sprinkled on the main floor to track latecomers by following their footsteps. MR. VINOGRAD- A Gillette Blue Blade to give him that clean shaven look. MR. YORMACK- A sparring partner who can really take it. MISS CHAMOY- A private elevator from the program oflice to her room. MRS. ATKINS- First place in the Easter Parade. MRS. WEIL- One breath-taking minute to provide a slight intermission in her lessons. MRS. TISCHGAL- . A bed of roses to comfort him for his thorny problems in the store. MR. SCHEINBACH- Editorship of an Advice to the Lovelorn column to enable more young folks to profit from his expert counsel. MR. GLATZER- The services of a private detective agency to prove the validity of students' credentials when they plead for one small locker.

Page 36 text:

at Wil and 72.6 tament To those unfortunates who must stay behind, missing the joy of pounding the pavements in search of a better job, missing the thrill of being thrown out of the iinest offices in New York City, we the graduates, bequeath the following: We leave to MR. MASSELL- A radio broadcasting station all his own so he can use the mi- crophone whenever he wishes. MRS. MANDEL- A ladder to sit on when she plays the piano to reach the top of scale more easily. Mr. WERTHEIM- Another hungry Yearbook Staff. TO THE INFORMATION BOOTH- Any lost soul who wanders into Central. MISS KALOUSDIAN- A new batch of problem children, and may she always keep her patience. MR. MILBAUER- A brand new desk to sit on. MISS ROCHMAN- An extra chair for Mr. Rosensweig. MR. HERSH- A bicycle to get from one class to another. MR. YOUNG- A golden embroidered casket containing the absent student body-the only excuse for absence. MR. CONCHAR- A juke box to call his own, with lots of shiny new nickels. TO THE FUTURE SENIOR CLASS- NVe leave an open bank account of unlimited funds. TO THE ENTIRE FACULTY- ' HPATIENCE 81 FORTITUDE. MISS HORTON- Ennis, Cole, and Withiiigton. MRS. WEIDL 81 THE STUDENT COURT- A hole in the wall they can call their own. MR. ROSENSVVEIG- A free program all day, to enable him to cope with many Senior problems.

Page 38 text:

J V, U ' f we .1 c X. ,f V4-, -'.,7f.,f, rf, 'ff'-4.1, Va, lu Guidance Counselors Mr, Clatzer and Student secretary x.. J' Even the Boys Need Guidance Reading is Fun 1 r Student Court in Action Learning About World Conditions