Central Collegiate Institute - Ye Flame Yearbook (Regina, Saskatchewan Canada)

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THE PERROQUET A 3A ADMISSIONS There is a form at the top of the stairs, That causes the teachers all their grey hairs. In fact, it's the Profies who pay, In the form that is called Good Old 3A. llLl,r,-v- 3A Form Party-The Form finally got into a huddle and planned a skating party with an adjournment to the home of Edith Scott. Everybody enjoyed themselves, except Hank Huff 5 he thought the girls had measles. Later the entertainment committee mastered by Little Lord Fauntleroy Maclean, retired leaving the entertain- ment to the person with the loudest voice. As a girl was the victor the revellers indulged in some hilariously thrilling kindergarten games. Mean- while, Denton and Jean rested on the basement step till the villain Hall appeared. Sweaters-About six months ago the girls got their pretty heads together and decided they wanted form sweaters. After much hair pulling they unani- mously agreed that black Cughj was the only color that would harmonize with their peaches-and-cream Csourj complexions. They approached the fellows whom they figured they had under their thumbs-CPhil Perry and Willie Hallj and railroaded the boys into mourning, vetoing the tasteful blue and white checked pattern pro- posed by Denny Badenoch. There followed a jumble which somehow reminds us of J. Caesar's literary efforts. However, when peace and serenity reigned again, Cthese are not the girls' namesj the suits were ordered and bought. Scott asked for a size 42. Now he's looking for a couple of tent poles. Our Pet-One fine day during a most uninteresting French lesson, a few of the boys seemed occupied with some- thing down below. Miss Leech disap- proved of the commotion and remarked, What are you doing down there? Is it a dog? A moment of silence and then a burst of laughter and the dog emerged in the person of Phil Lexier. I wonder if she has apologized yet? In spite of all this The teachers are good, It isn't their fault If they're not understood. 3B BUNK 3B- That room that knows no History and has no History. Quota- tion from a speech by the reporter after she had slaved for days and could only show this feeble result for her labors Cpoor girl, she meant wellj. KELLY'S DRUG STORE 2016 ELEVENTI-I AVE. TI-IE REXALI. STORE GOLDEN JUBILEE YEAR E N G L A N D ' S JEWELRY STORE LIMITED 'I776 Hamilton St. Established 1886

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THE PERROQUET We had a form party.-After as much sleighing as we could possibly get for our money, we returned to the home of Douglas Jolly, where we danc- ed Ct-hat's what it is usually calledj. Food was consumed, and in general we had a good time. We wonder where Allan Crossley was during the party, but he turned up for the eats. Mr. Oliver, our form teacher, was absent for about four weeks just after the New Year, much to the relief of those who were in his bad graces, and regretted by those who appreciated him-the staff hockey team. Famous Quotations- Billy Atkinson-H Mr. Perkins has the temper and I've got the red hair. Don Dawson-'fI'm sure sorry that Spring is here. Muriel was such a swell skater. Bill Carswell- I'll fall down in French if you don't quit bothering me. CI'Ie's lucky, only 12 more marks to fallj. Allan Crossley- Scra1n, girls, if Marion should come up to see me this recess Cshe usually doesj you would cramp my style. Tom French-3B's Ladies Man- Do you think my hair is parted straight, girls? Jean Erskine- Go away, I'm in a trance and won't come out of it till after next period-we have history. 3C CHATTER 3C was very much elated the other day returning from an agriculture class to find the precious picture of General Wolfe, supporting a gaudy pair of men's yellow and green wool socks much the worse for wear. At first they were thought to belong to a 3C sheik or to Mr. Haward who might have stepped into a puddle on the way to school and hung them there to airg but to our amazement they were found to be a pair belonging to a girl. How about it Olive? The old saying: When the cat is away the mice will play, is not always true. The other day when Mr. Haward was sick the room during Algebra period was so quiet that many students fell asleep. There was one thing lacking during those Algebra periods and it was the fero- cious yells which make our epiglottis fluctuate. However, when Miss Creighton teaches us her soft melo- dious voice floats gently through the air soothing our strained tympanic membranes. Side Slants Oh, he's tall, dark, and handsome, and has the grandest figure. How do we know? Well, he was in Collegiate Capers, in the Easter Ballet. It's Tom. Speaking about the concert we didn't know Cliff could sing, and didn't he look smart in his sailor outfit? All the nice girls love a sailor. 3C have pledged themselves to three hours of Literature homework a week, so perhaps you won't be seeing us till June 30. But we'll see! Vas You Dere, Charlie? - Miss MacMillan: You have heard of Naples, the famous Italian port, haven't you? D6 Liddon: No, how much a bottle is it. Mr. Haward: And so we find that fc turns out to be zero. Mary H.: All that work fo r nothing. E. Stevenson: Those jokes you gave me were simply awful. H M. Roantree: 'fOh, I don't know. I put them in the furnace and it just roared. LOW CCST, QUICK RESULTS - WITI-I -- STAR WANT ADS JUST PHONE 4022 WE WILL CHARGE IT MOFFATT'S LIMITED Ladies, and Misses' Wearing Apparel Agents for I'IoIt, Renfrew Furs and Charis Foundation Garments 68