Central Collegiate Institute - Ye Flame Yearbook (Regina, Saskatchewan Canada)

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CENTRAL INFERNO CWith apologies to Dantel A certain stewed told me about a nightmare held had. It seems that ,+ before retiring, he had absorbed a small z ' snack consisting of one large, very sour Ve- dill pickle, a cup of milk, a slice of cheese, 11 A some left-over sardines, and a large slab , 3-Z of apple pie. It's a wonder he didn't 2 Wgqw W 1 have ten nightmares! cl -e, U He dreamt that he was a second ,, Dante, and ihei he visited e slightly more modern inferno-Central Colle- giate-the souls of the damned being the students tof coursej, and their torturers Ctailed and hornedl the teachers Calso, of courseb. And like all nightmares, this one had no respect for time nor place, nor even people. He arrived near the end of the last period, and after peeking in a few supposedly busy rooms and observing the expressions on the faces of their inmates, he decided that if all the students in Central were laid end to end-they'd be a lot more comfortable-which reminded me of the time Mary Rogers had asked Bob Mitchell: Do you know Norm Kliman? Bob replied: Yea, used to sleep with him. Oh, said Mary, room-mates? No, said Bob, class-mates. Then our nightmare-fellow overheard this conversation in 3A: Have you heard the latest about Miss MacMillan? Noi What? Well she was driving along in her coupe, when a traffic cop stopped her. Don't you know what I mean when I put up my hand? he said angrily. Of course I do, said Miss MacMillan, Pm a school-teacher. Slightly groggy from this one, our D a n t e X KX staggered into 4A 'only i to be revived with a Xxw jolt. Mr. Campbell igwhe believes in jeiiep, Wf , r e looking perfectly ducky H-Z1 4 in a little red suit with yy 4, ' ' ,I Q, horns, was holding forth X 'X X in a most a m a z i n g W ,Qf:3.gQl- manner: 1 1 3,,,g I don't care if you ,ff , came from Saskatoon -zg,,,' W X Q xwlflggl or from Wales, shout- W ed he, you can't do f X C 9 'fb' that in my room. 'f2 : ' CEI? f A' And so, Isabel Hazen gi? and Esther Milner re- T L'- 106 Q