Central Collegiate Institute - Ye Flame Yearbook (Regina, Saskatchewan Canada)

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PATRONIZE OUR ADVERTISERS! The generous support of our many advertisers has made possible the publication of this year's Annual. We hope you will show your appre- ciation by patronizing them. The Acadian Athenaeum gives a synopsis of the Life of a jokefl Birth-A Freshie thinks it up, and chortles with glee at the splashes from the fountain pen of his wit. Age ive minutes-Freshie tells it to Senior, who answers, Yeah, it's funny, but I've heard it before. Age one day-Senior turns it over to College humor-rag as his own. Age two days-Editor thinks it's terrible. ' Age ten days-Ed. has to fill magazine, prints joke. Age one month-Thirteen College comics print joke. Age ten years-seventy-six radio comedians discover joke simultaneously, tell it, accompanied by howls from boys in orchestra 135.00 a howlj. Age twenty years-Joke printed in respectable literary magazine. Age one hundred years-Professors start telling joke in class. Do you remember when times were so hard that hitch-hikers used to stand on the highways and offer to go either way? Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow ye diet! Mr. Campbell: This exam will be conducted on the honor system. Please take three seats apart and in alternate rows. Mr. Scrimgeour: How does it happen that you are late again? J. Mutch: Well, you see, there are eight in our family. Mr. Scrimgeour: Yes. J. Mutch: Well, the alarm clock was set for seven. 102

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AUTCDGRAPHS ' 1 'in W X

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CURTAIN CALLS We send orchids to: Elizabeth Alport-for being such a successful chairman of the Christmas Concert committee. Vic Erdelyan-for his knee action in Here comes the British. Angus Allan-for out Heroding Herodl' in the Christmas concert. ' Gordon Blair-for his honors in the I.O.D.E. oratory contest. Bernice Flewelling-for her costuming abilities. Harold Jackson-for growing so. Eddie Stock-whose Freshman Quartet made the Canadian Radio Commission this year. Wilmotte White-for her figure skating. Murray Auld-for being artist enough to design the new school crest. Winnifred Brown-for being Elgar Club President. Noel Powell-for her efficiency. Lyman Potts-for his volubility. Elaine McLeod-for her scholastic ability. Warren Petersmeyer-who is president of the Students' Council. Charlie Bell-for his split-second cartooning. Tillie Handel-for being head of the Dramatic Club. Marvin Wasserman-for the honors attained in Bryant Oratory Contest. George Thomson-1934-35 Editor of the PERROQUET. George Withrow-for his sheer modesty. The Rivals -for singing so Well. The Staff of the YE FLAME Wishes to extend its sincere thanks to Wheatley Brothers and Capital Grocery for their generous donations. 103