Central Collegiate Institute - Ye Flame Yearbook (Regina, Saskatchewan Canada)

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AUTCDGRAPHS ' 1 'in W X

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Mr. Staples: What would you call a man who pretends to know everything? 2F Ctout ensemblej: A teacher. Wun: A little bird told me what sort of a lawyer your uncle is. Too: What did he say? VVun: Cheep. Cheep. Too: Yeah! Well, a duck told me what sort of a doctor your father is. H Burglar: Put up your hands or I'll blow out your brains! Doug. Craddock: Hal ha! ha! ha! 1. What part in Canadian History do you like the least? 2. That Samuel de Shampoo. He gets in my hair. Alex Yates: Here you see the skull of a chimpanzee, a very rare specimen. There are only two in the country, one in the national museum and I have the other. Mr. Lingard: You have heard of William the Conqueror?,' Ed. Peart: Presumably, yesf, Mr. Lingard: If he were alive today, what would he be doing? Ed. Peart: Drawing an old age pension. SUITS AND OVERCOATS A Tailored to Measure -fwrirropff 2 1. S Of all the great surprises, FIT Agl1?A1Si'X'11:I?gggTION There is nothing can compare With treading in the darkness On a step that isn't there! 1764 HAMILTON ST. A. M. YATES STUDENTS PLYMOUTH CARS WRIST WATCHES Delivered as low as l5EfiyD53i5ILi....d S889 56-95 and up sAsK. Moron co. M. G. HUWE UMITED JEWELER an oP'r1c1AN BROAD 85 14th AVE- Esr. 1903 1759 SCARTH sr. Phone 6446 REGINA 100

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PATRONIZE OUR ADVERTISERS! The generous support of our many advertisers has made possible the publication of this year's Annual. We hope you will show your appre- ciation by patronizing them. The Acadian Athenaeum gives a synopsis of the Life of a jokefl Birth-A Freshie thinks it up, and chortles with glee at the splashes from the fountain pen of his wit. Age ive minutes-Freshie tells it to Senior, who answers, Yeah, it's funny, but I've heard it before. Age one day-Senior turns it over to College humor-rag as his own. Age two days-Editor thinks it's terrible. ' Age ten days-Ed. has to fill magazine, prints joke. Age one month-Thirteen College comics print joke. Age ten years-seventy-six radio comedians discover joke simultaneously, tell it, accompanied by howls from boys in orchestra 135.00 a howlj. Age twenty years-Joke printed in respectable literary magazine. Age one hundred years-Professors start telling joke in class. Do you remember when times were so hard that hitch-hikers used to stand on the highways and offer to go either way? Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow ye diet! Mr. Campbell: This exam will be conducted on the honor system. Please take three seats apart and in alternate rows. Mr. Scrimgeour: How does it happen that you are late again? J. Mutch: Well, you see, there are eight in our family. Mr. Scrimgeour: Yes. J. Mutch: Well, the alarm clock was set for seven. 102