Central Collegiate Institute - Ye Flame Yearbook (Regina, Saskatchewan Canada)

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STILL MORE BCDNERS A circle is a round line with no kinks in it, joined up so as not to show where it began. Algebraical symbols are used when you do not know what you are talking about. Figurative language is when you mean a rooster and say a chandelier. Femininessliear, vixeng sheep, youg masculine of lady- bird: the masculine of ladybird sounds as if it ought to be gentle- manbird, but that looks funny. Give King Alfred's views on modern life had he been alive today- If Alfred had survived to the present day he would be such an exceedingly old man that his views on any subject would be worthless. A man has gr miles to travel. He goes Il miles by train, b miles by boat and c miles he walked. The rest he cycles. How far does he cycle? fl cf g iz 'zfj It Z m I2 o p q r s t azz. L' u' .U y 5 miles. 'l Parallel lines never meet unless you bend one or both of them. Gravity was discovered by Isaac Walton. It is chiefly notice- able in autumn, when the apples are falling oil the trees. Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin, Hydrogin is gin and water. The zebra is like the horse only striped and is chiefly used to illustrate the letter Z. Ammonium chloride is also called silly maniac. 118

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Visitor: Doctor can you help me? My name is Brunskill Doctor: UNO, I'm sorry I can't do a thing for you That reminds me, said our vice-principal who was Watching the steam shovel at Workj HF111 to play golf tomorrow lin front: Geel I feel like a three year old Behind: Horse or egg? Jim: What do you do the hundred in? I Potts: A gym suit and a pair of spikes Fredina: I've just had my face lifted Beth: Nonsense, who'd steal such a thin Mr. Chapman: Harry, please conjugate the word hic Harry: Hic, hic, hoc huis, huis, honk, honk honk Mr. Chapman: K' Well, now the road is clear you may proceed VVe Wonder Whether Hitler will banish from Germany the current hit, You Nazi Man. Say, may I have my last dance with you? Well, as a matter of fact, you've already had it IN FOURTH YEAR ROOMS' fWith apologies to MacRaeD In Fourth Year rooms, the seniors ci im y Between the classes, man with man To hold our place, while in the trees The birds still bravely singing, freeze Scarce heard amid the din Within VVe are the seniors, long ago VVe came, sat here, loved teacher so VVorked and were Worked While new we In Fourth Year rooms. Take up our struggle With each book At which our Weary eyes did lools. The game be yours to play it fair If you but cheat, if you should dare We shall not care, We won't be there In Fourth Year rooms. 117

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LARSENS BEAUTY PARLORS Seven Expert. -- Phone 6577 -- Hair Dyeing and Operators E. E. MICYERS Permanent Waving F02 SEEK! CI lo 1122023232 Permanent XYILVCS, the Best Value in the City at 5353.00 and 557.00 Special llutes to :ill School Students GIVE OUR UPEILATORS A TRIAL THANK YOU The 1 Wen Dressed if ll Collegiate I W. . west ' HM iss H photographer I h l8l8 searth a S phone 4782 at - 1 Hollmsworth s on Hamilton Street Regina For light laundry, a bride's waffle makes an excellent. serub- bing board and when shellaeed lasts for years. May also be used for lifting hot pans. Dishes, too Warm for the table, sit comfortably on them. Eighteen of these Waffles fastened together make a durable and efficient door mat, and auto tires retreated with them have been known to give an added 10,000 miles. A pupil's knowledge varies inversely as the square root of the distance from the teacher. As Jonah said to the whale, Ulf you had kept your darn mouth shut, this would never have happened. 119