Central Collegiate Institute - Ye Flame Yearbook (Regina, Saskatchewan Canada)

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Visitor: Doctor can you help me? My name is Brunskill Doctor: UNO, I'm sorry I can't do a thing for you That reminds me, said our vice-principal who was Watching the steam shovel at Workj HF111 to play golf tomorrow lin front: Geel I feel like a three year old Behind: Horse or egg? Jim: What do you do the hundred in? I Potts: A gym suit and a pair of spikes Fredina: I've just had my face lifted Beth: Nonsense, who'd steal such a thin Mr. Chapman: Harry, please conjugate the word hic Harry: Hic, hic, hoc huis, huis, honk, honk honk Mr. Chapman: K' Well, now the road is clear you may proceed VVe Wonder Whether Hitler will banish from Germany the current hit, You Nazi Man. Say, may I have my last dance with you? Well, as a matter of fact, you've already had it IN FOURTH YEAR ROOMS' fWith apologies to MacRaeD In Fourth Year rooms, the seniors ci im y Between the classes, man with man To hold our place, while in the trees The birds still bravely singing, freeze Scarce heard amid the din Within VVe are the seniors, long ago VVe came, sat here, loved teacher so VVorked and were Worked While new we In Fourth Year rooms. Take up our struggle With each book At which our Weary eyes did lools. The game be yours to play it fair If you but cheat, if you should dare We shall not care, We won't be there In Fourth Year rooms. 117

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f Il' COMMERCIAL PRINTERS, LIMITED point out with considerable pride that it has been their privilege, in co-operation vvith the students, to have published this yearls issue ol Be iflz1me and talce this opportunity ol con- gratulating the students on again having carried this Year Boolc to a successful conclusion. CP COMMERCIAL PRINTERS, LIMITED PRINTING, STATION ERY. BOOKBINDING PUBLISHERS 1935 ALBERT STREET REGINA SASKATCHEWAN II Vi 116

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STILL MORE BCDNERS A circle is a round line with no kinks in it, joined up so as not to show where it began. Algebraical symbols are used when you do not know what you are talking about. Figurative language is when you mean a rooster and say a chandelier. Femininessliear, vixeng sheep, youg masculine of lady- bird: the masculine of ladybird sounds as if it ought to be gentle- manbird, but that looks funny. Give King Alfred's views on modern life had he been alive today- If Alfred had survived to the present day he would be such an exceedingly old man that his views on any subject would be worthless. A man has gr miles to travel. He goes Il miles by train, b miles by boat and c miles he walked. The rest he cycles. How far does he cycle? fl cf g iz 'zfj It Z m I2 o p q r s t azz. L' u' .U y 5 miles. 'l Parallel lines never meet unless you bend one or both of them. Gravity was discovered by Isaac Walton. It is chiefly notice- able in autumn, when the apples are falling oil the trees. Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin, Hydrogin is gin and water. The zebra is like the horse only striped and is chiefly used to illustrate the letter Z. Ammonium chloride is also called silly maniac. 118