Central Collegiate Institute - Ye Flame Yearbook (Regina, Saskatchewan Canada)

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THE GREEN SPOT TIIE HOME OF SUPERIOR IIAMBIIRGERS BERTHA M. WALKER The Pie Home Made and the Millinef Coffee a Revelation Bring Your Party in for Lunch l8l5 R056 St- REGINA RUBBER STAMPS and Marking Devices of every kind O.K. STAMPS SEALS STENCILS LTD. Davin Bldg., Hamilton St., Regina Phone 22866 H. KNOWLDEN, General Manager MODERN BEAUTY PARLDR All Phases of Beauty Culture Specializing in SONAT PERMANENT WAVES For Appointments Phone 8286 M. J. WOLVER, Prop. 2154 ALBERT ST. Agent: Miss, would your mother like to buy a vacuum cleaner? Helen S.: No, we have no vacuums in the house that need cleaning. Mr. MacMurchy Cafter fire drillj: My 3D form walked as though they were going to a picnic. Mr. Fyfe: Oh, they probably know they're too green to burn. Miss Boyd: Do you know that the majority of the class know ten times as much as you? Marian Helm: Well ten times nothing is nothing. Census of form C?D Regularly enrolled .... Expect to get rich ...... Get rich ............... .....39 Say we ought to have a natatorium . . ..... .32 Know what a natatorium is . ........ ..... 8 Talk about their steady. Have a steady ......... ...5 Kick about their teachers ,... ..... 3 9 2 Have any kick coming. . Think they're funny .... Are funny .,.. ........ Agree with teachers . . . . Understand them . . . . . Borrow money ......... N :EE39 ...M39 ,,.4 .....39 0 Expect to pay it ............ ..... Think this column is rotten . , . . . . . . .38 109

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You writing your sermon, pop? the small son of a minister asked interestedly. Yes, my boy, was the reply of the divine. How do you know what to write, pop? was the next ques- tion. . God tells me what to write, my son, the minister replied impressively. The little fellow looked doubtful. If he tells you what to write, he demanded, Why do you go back and scratch out a lot of it? 1 Miss MacFarlane: Who can tell me something about Nero? ', Bright Pupil: Is he the one in 'Nero, My God to Thee'?' Father Cgiving daughter a lecture about her beaujz Does he know who pays the light bills? Doesn't he know enough to go home sooner? Daughter: Yes, he knows enough to go but he was sick last night. Father: Don't tell me that big, husky fellow was sick. What on earth was the matter with him? Daughter: Heart trouble. Miss MacMillan: You'd better watch your step in my class- room. Aubrey: What's the matter, floor loose? Have you heard the song of the discarded bathing suit? Fm Jansen With Tears in My Sides. The General Feeling- If Adam came back to earth the only thing he'd recognize would be some of these jokes. Mr. Campbell: Why were you late? The Unfortunate: Well, sir, there are eight in our family and the alarm was only set for sevenf' Hilda: What are you going to do tonight? Betty: Pm not just sure yet. Hilda: Let's toss a coin. If itls heads we'l1 go to the base- ball game, if it's tails we'll go to the show, and if it stands on its edge, we'll go home and study. 108

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TQ ALL Ti-ICDSE STUDENTS yvlwo in tlwe past twenty-live years lwave tarried in tlme lwalls and classrooms ol Central Collegiate tlfiis number ol 1312 'iflume is respectfully dedicated by tlweir successors ol today. .men County Public Library 900 Webster Street PO Box 2270 Fort Wayne, IN 46801-2270