Central Collegiate Institute - Ye Flame Yearbook (Regina, Saskatchewan Canada)

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racks oah elished Mr. Scrinigeour tin officeb: XYhat did the teacher say when he caught you using such awful language? Norman Kliman: He said I wasn't Ht to be ansong decent people and sent me here. Miss McMillan: XYhat makes you so restless, is your conscience troubling you? XVillie XYilson: No, my winter underwear. Mr. Doxsce Ciinding Bob Reid helping himself to some foolscapl: Bob, I am surprised! Bob: So am I sir. I thought you were at a teachers' meeting. Mr. Clrilhnz From now on I'm going to call you theory. Sam Pawson : XVhy? Mr. Grilhn: Because you seldom work. One day a notice came around reading: Found, one live dollar bill. XVill owner please form line outside oihce at 4 p.m. Brock Henry Carrested for speedingj: But your honour, I am a school boy. judge: Ignorance doesn't excuse anybody. Gunman Cto Clive Farnsworthj: Put up your hands or I'll blow your brains out. Clive: Ha! Ha! Ha! Teachers are very anxious about the behaviour of their pupils when inspectors are here. Miss Leech being no excep- tion to the rule was horriiied to see two boys scuffling and quarrelling. Y0u're the biggest fool in the school, shouted one. Coming up to them Miss Leech said, Boys, boys, do you forget the inspectors are here? 116

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S Exchanqe A ff-fr as ' N 5' This year annuals have come front all over' fanada with very few from other countries. Vile hope that in the future annuals may come from all over the world and that this department will come to be of far reaching iniportance. THE UNARVACH: Is very cleverly arranged and xvell north reading. Your group pictures and comic sketches are the best we have seen. T CH' K , Vancouver: The best vetl Your introduction gives a good impression yxhich is increased on reading vour many original articles. HKINGS' SCHOOL IVIAG.-xZlNIi , Parraniatta, Australia: Odd and interesting. The articles are arranged in such an original manner that the reading of it was even more interesting than it would otherwise have been. e 'APASADENA ANNUALH, California: XYC found this magazine well Worth reading because it portrays your school activities so well and ue always like to know what goes on in other institutions. A Swedish woman walked into Pinles Ilruo' Store: I vant to buy some talcum powder. - slack: lVIennen's? Swedish woman: No I vant vimmen's. Moose jaw Outlook b Louise Hoig: Didn't your conscience tell you, you were doing wrong? Earl Anderson: Yes, but I don't believe everything I hear. 115

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W ':-93 Q 'N i i Z' 1: C -4 NxxXXNXi l HM 3.223 , 'pp 7 1-,illllwig C?.-..:.- Beano took a little drink l'le'll never take it more For what he thought was H20 lYas H9504 Q. XYhy is Quent Ball so silent? A. He isn't, by nature, but due to surrounding students he never gets a chance. Q. XYhy doesn't Bill Armstrong join the public speaking club? A. The auditorium is a pretty draughty place as it is. Q. XVhen did Don VVillows and his girl friend start going around together? A. Une day when they met in a revolving door. A member of the rugby team was heard to say, in the dressing room, VVhoeyer he is, there's a dirty crook on this team. In the past week I have lost a pair of Campion pants, a set of Luther shoulder harness, a Commercial sweater, a pair of Luther boots and a couple of Y.lVI.C.A. towels. Give Yourself the Opportunity of a Broad Education. In addition to its regular Second Year Arts and Science Courses REGINA COLLEGE is offering a two-year enriched course leading to the Associate in Arts Certificate. A student, having completed Senior Matriculation Cor nearly sol may take the work of Second Year Arts or Science as prescribed by the University of Saskatchewan, together with such options as Music, Expression, Business, Electrical XYork, Motor Mechanics, Draft- ing, Metal XYork, etc., at no additional cost. The above is a two-year course and is made possible by the co-operation of the Balfour Technical School and the Commercial High School in Close proximity to Regina College. Thus there is offered the advantage of fully qualified instructors in the vocational as well as in the academic and cultural subjects. If a student wishes to confine himself to the academic work he may still obtain the A. A. certificate in one year as formerly. Phone for information or call to see the Registrar. He will be glad to discuss your future course with you. E. W. STAPLEFORD, B.A., D.D. F. E. WAGG, M.A., B.D. President, Registrar. 117i