Central Collegiate Institute - Ye Flame Yearbook (Regina, Saskatchewan Canada)

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A Good Start --- fll A good appearance isn't all you need, but it gets you in-it gets you started. It saves time. It helps you to get what you go after. Experience has demonstrated that good appearance is an actual investment. g ill WARE'S Good Clothes give you the appearance that gets results-that makes success easier for you. We Specialized 111 In Young lVlen's Clothes, tailored on the smart lines, that distinguish all WARE'S garments. The cloths are reliable and specially adapted for school wear. seam Our GUARANTEE goes with EVERY GARMENT Q R , g L IMITED 1719 Scarth Street Regina WARE'S WARES WEAR WELL 102

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was thoroughly enjoyed by all who heard it. Following this, Nick played a pianoforte solo, Chopin's Nocturne, showing that he possessed rare technique and chopping it up fairly well. The closing item was a superb harp solo, by Raymond Rosenthal 5 the piece was worthy of Saliva himself. At the conclusion of the programme a dainty tea was served. Monsieurs Waddell and Young poured the Orange Peko, while S. Carpenter cut the ices. W. McElmoyle passed among the guests bearing a dainty bon-bon dish full of garlic. As a con- cluding item, W. WVaddell nimbly danced The Spring Dance. The janitors then betook themselves to their abode in the lower regions of the building, after spending a very enjoyable afternoon. , if . if . OUTLINE OF ENGLISH LITERATURE CBy BOSTIN AUTHWELLD 1.-Thackeray and Dickens It is in his wonderful insight into human nature that Dickens gets his pull over Thackeray, but, on the other hand, his brilliant shafts of satire, together with his keen sense of humour, gives Thackens an almost equal pull over Dickery. Thickery is the humorist, Dackens is the satirist. This renders a parallel com- parison between Dackery and Thickens almost impossible if 4' sfad inlinitumb. I ' Next week: Shakespeare and Vachel Lindsay. Miss Cathro- At what time was Caesar murdered? Erskine Cguessingl- At five minutes past twelve. Miss Cathro- How so? Erskine Cdesperatelyj- Because t h e y-they-e r-they found his pocket sundial stopped at that hour! Miss McMillan-f'Donald, I was surprised and pained to hear you call that little lst year boy Mike at recess. Mike is merely a diminutive for the proper name Michael. D. Allan- Not this one ain't, it's short for microbe! 101

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Mr. Holmes- Is gold a liquid or a solid? Cy. Young-UA liquid, sir. Mr. Holmes- Indeed? Cy. Young- Yes, it's found in quartz. CExitD Miss Leech Qin French periodl- What excuse have you for not preparing your assignment last night? Connell Qhopefullyj- Well, my throat was so sore that I could scarcely speak English, let alone F renchf' CIF IT WERE TRUED The shock would be fatal-CEd.D Cal If some day, when the barber held his little mirror behind the CL1SlJO1H61',S head and asked, Is that right? the customer should reply: UNO, it's a rotten job. Cbj If you rushed into the depot in a hurry to get a Pullman seat five minutes before train time and there Wasn't a man there buying a'ticket five feet long, to Bermuda, to be used the 27th of next month. Ccj If you asked for a good seat at a box office of a theatre :and got it! Cdl If you met a man from Southern California who told you the climate there was disagreeable. 3 B RADIO BUG One of our students is Radiobug Hill Who bored holes through the gables and window sill, Then set up an aerial with Wire and glass, Connected his coils, and heard Leader .I azz. He communicates daily With people who care For a master of English, or French bill of fare, Or the Way to dress roosters, and Win a fair dame, Ilm blawed if Jim won't make his way to fame. SAY IT WITH-i- The only time I Want flowers is at my funeralf' thundered Rosenthal, the stump orator, Why, where are you going? - Out to buy flowers, replied the audience. 103