Central City High School - Bison Yearbook (Central City, NE)

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RUTH the sleuth ROUBAL was a teacher in Plentral City High. She taught the art of Slothology which is a training for the Pluto Bureau of Investigation. One of her students was DICK Tracy BROWN, alias Tricky Dicky. One dark night he took the long way home. As he passed a uranium geyser, he noticed two beady eyes piercing the darkness. Immediately he knew it was the heart- less murderer, LEROY kill 'em GILLHAM. Dick jumped him with a paralyzing Cobra Hold and drug him onto his Plutocycle. He rushed him to the mortuary to identify several of his victims. They were met by Digger Don Hull, the friendly undertaker, who greeted them with a cheery, You stab 'em, we'll slab 'em. Out back was MARVIN KYES. who was digging graves. His misfortune was due to his rapid growth to the height of '7 feet. This was caused by eating too many Plutonium capsules that contained high voltage radium and a small amount of TNT. Some new signs were being put up along the Pluto turnpike. One read. Famous girl wrestler: SANDRA ACKER as Slim-em-down Sam. Another signwas advertising ROSEMARY Clooney Mc- HARGUE. Hear Rosy's famous yodeling at theiMetroplutonium Opera House. The largest bill- board was erected by PAT GEREN who is owner of the Worstway Stores, a descendant of the earth's Safeway Stores. Nearby were two farms which had Pluto Chillas for sale. In the yard JACK SCRONCE, Chief Chilla Chaser, was chasing Chillas. On the next farm JEROME HEYING was haying hay. The city of Jeffersonville was named for the famous stateswoman LOLA Thomas JEFFERSON who performed the miraculous feat of climbing to the top of a 2000 foot Juniper tree. She couldn't get down so she has made her headquarters on an immense limb. In the city of Jeffersonville was an unusual place of entertainment called MAYMIE'S BOLLING ALLEY. The balls used were small meteorites and the pins were baby shmoos. Nearby was a hot rod race track. Being clocked was BERNIE KARR in his souped-up Pluto jet-mobile. An expert designer of baby dolls for little girls was SUSIE Q. BANNISTER with her famous Susie Q. Dolly. Swinging high over the town was Hardy BARBIE SUCK who performed on an invisible trapeze in the evenings and kept a watchful eye alert during the day for the arrival of the enemy from Neptune. On the third story of a department store was the FREDDY FUNK Fashion Follies. She gained fame after designing the fabulous Pluto pushers. One of the girls modeling was SYLVA GREEN who wore a Roy Plogers shirt and a pair of Gene Plautry pants. Another model was MAXINE HELZER who was in a one piece suit with built-in feet, gloves, and hat. Technician BOYD the brain BURHOOP said that this safety suit would reduce the number of diseases. It has been heard that The is producing a mechanical body to eliminate the shortage of girls. In Pluto politics LUETTA STETTNER and LELA RIBLETT were running for Pluto Catcher. They have trapped a few Plutonian hep cats and a dizzy flea. In the Plutonian Stock MarketsLARRY MASON and MARY ROGERS were making Plutoian pesos at the rate of 20, 000 per minute with their motto of Make it or fake It.

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611155 Prophecy In an International newspaper dated the year of 1985, we found these headlines. EARTH EVACUATED T0 PLUTO! TWO MAD CHEMISTRY STUDENTS ANNIHILATE THE WORLD! This outstanding newspaper is owned by the great literary critic, LIZ the whiz KNIPPENBERG. I, EDWARD R. Murrow YOST, was vacationing in China and while observing slimy silk worms, I saw Keith ROUMPF and GARY OLSEN come flying over China's Wall. Two seconds before they had been struggling with an experiment which said to stir gently 1 millileter of nitto-atomic glycerin. Not reading the directions carefully, they used a hydro-electtic generator to agitate two washtubs of the solution. Suddenly they found themselves flying over the Pacific Ocean. They spied PENNY PETERSON furiously rowing in a raft to win the world's championship 100 yard raft dash! They came to a stop in China, tight at my feet. Their dying words were, 'We not only split the atom--we split the earth. ' The last to leave the earth was LOUIE Vespucci SCHOLL. Since he didn't trust the space ship pilot, daring DARLINE JOHN, he was forced to hop to Pluto on his pogo stick. On his way he saw JACKIE PATTERSON who was filing the stars down to 4 points. She didn't approve of the 5-point plan. As he went past the Milky Way, he noticed HERCULES MALM was working as chief milk slinger for the Universal Dairy Corporation which provides milk for the Milky Way. The last blast off to Pluto included several Central City passengers. One was the great artist. JUNIOR Leonardo JOHNSON with his famous painting, THE HISTORIC REMAINS OF CCHS. To his left sat LOUISE HOLTORF knitting her massive Great Dane a pair of baby blue booties. DICK love 'em and leave 'em LARSON was manging the gravitation machine and was distracted by MARCIA BROOM who was sweeping up his misplaced bolts. There was a blinding flash and all in the ship were floating in mid air. So many heads were bumped on the ceiling that Dr. DALE NIELSON and his nurse DELORIS BRONDELL were forced to rearrange their marbles. nAnother passenger was LADONNA HUMISTON who had a great deal of difficulty with chronic spaceophenia which includes rapid rotation of the eye balls and a tabbitlike wiggling of the ears. Uponiarriving at the interplanetary customs office on Pluto, we were inspected by the examiner DENNIS the menace WAGGONER. He found that BOBBY VOLKMAN had smuggled his worm-like boa con- strictor onto Pluto. Next came mass vaccination against Pluto Walking. This was to prevent all new comers from stepping off into space. In charge of this operation was BERYL jab-'em-kwik NELSEN. The scientist who discovered this was none other than ORVAL Oppenheimer NOUZOV- SKY and his assistant BOB Bunsen BURNer. The passengers hailed an atomic Pluto-Cab. Pedalling furiously at the rear was GORDON NELSON. Before leaving, they checked the atomic reactor at a Philipps 666 station. The attendant was PHILLIP fill-er-up ANDERSON. They whizzed on into Plentral City, There KEATON um pah pah WALKER was teaching little Plutoites to play the tuba.

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First row: Delbert Johnson, Vernon Sawyers, John Hruza. Dresden Lindburg, Larry Veed, Sharon Drake, Gary McHargue, Larry Munn, Carol Mason, Gayle Carman, Shirley But- back. Second row: Dennis Kelley, Cecil Hack, Don Reimer, Arthur Erb, Ronnie Kuhn, Sharell Fitzsimmons, Jack Munn, John Demel, Lyle Shively, Gordon Sawyers. Third row: Mr. Lindhal, Frankie Whitney, James Zoucha, Patty Land, Shirley Drake, Duane Stuart, Gerald Manning. Bruce Jensen. Sharron Johnson, Pamela Minneair, Florence McClay, Mrs. Jorgenson. Fourth row: Larry Holmes, Dorothy Kamper, Sylvia Broucher, ChristineNielsen. Sandy Whitenaxk, Kay Brown, Diana Parker, Dorsey Bodeman, Tom Lebanousky. Shirley Patterson, Loretta Oswald. Absent: Clinton Hensen. First row: Larry Kleve, Karen Moore, Mary Earl, Marcia McHargue, Sharon Howe, Katheryn Brondel, Janet Webb, Sondra Lindburg, John Young, Danny Kleve. Second row: Roger Roscoe, Wendell Land, Galen Roumpf, Bill Whitson, Donald Bomberger, Dick Krance, Tom Geren, Robert Hummel, Dick Munn, Jack Miller, Art Skinner. Third row: Mrs. Mills, Gary Delancey, Alvin Kart, Eldon Lindquist, Robert Huhn, Cliff Rigg, Shirley Hilrner, Barbara Funk, Mary Clark. Doreen Kleve, Cheryl Shel; ton, Mrs. Huhn..Fourth rpw: Myrna Sater, Susie Holz, LaVonne Jensen, Rachel Stras- burg, Joyce Erickson, Gwy'ne Greving, Bernard Hack, Stuart Mahlin, Jacqueline Hey- ing. Ann Demel. Absent: JoAnn Fossberg, Vicky Peterson. ,WT'V' VR' SEVENTH GRADE RWSNmme Nu QUIQN NEAQN EIGHTH GRADE