Central Catholic High School - Lance Yearbook (Lafayette, IN)

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-IbcSsWl Cracks me up! Maggie Gloyeske

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1: Bryan Kerr shows his approval at the an- nouncing of Kathy Shorter as the 1979 Foot- ball Homecoming Queen. 2: Senior home- coming candidate Anne Roetl er and her es- cort John Jones. 3: 1979 homecoming candi- date Kathy Shorter poses with her mother. 4: Senior homecoming candidate Debbie Youart and her escort Kyle Bedford. 5: Senior homecoming candidate Kim Andrews and her escort MaU Kendrick. 6: Senior candidate Regina Korty and escort Terry Crowe. 7: Senior candidate Roberta Garrity and her escort Don Doppelfeld. 8: The 1979 Home- coming Court. 9: Junior attendant Cecilia Roetker and her escort Kirk Hamilton. 10: Junior attendant Cathy Campbell and her es- cort Randy Strong. 11: Ryan Wolf and Christy Strubel are ready to assist 1978 Queen, Monica Schrader and escort Scott Strubel. football homecoming 31

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CRACKS ME UP (kraks me ap); what one might say when someone tells them some- thing so uproariously funny that they laugh until their bladder breaks. FOX (foks); a person (male or female) with qualifications of a 10 or at least a 9.5 (rare!) DECENT (de-sent); the expression used by some after sneaking into the house after cur- few and not getting caught! BUMMER (bumer); the expression used after sneaking into the house after curfew and getting caught! I ' M KEYED (I ' m keed); describes the reac- tion of a girl after being asked out by the guy of her dreams, (notice that you don ' t see too many keyed girls around) SHE KILLS ME (she kilz me); what one per- son says about another when they ' re acting unusually strange, or are they acting? DUH (da); pertains to any imbesile who final- ly figures something out that was perfectly clear in the first place. LIFE IN THE BIG CITY (lif in the big sit-e); phrased used when things aren ' t exactly what they ' re cracked up to be! BIG GUY (bog gi); anyone who qualifies as a Lou Farigno look alike. (The Incredible Hulk). BIZARRE (biz-r): anything that strikes you awesome, ie. (after flunking a test you copied off your neighbor, you find out they got an A!) SHOT DOWN (shot down); that terrible thing that happens to poor innocent boys when they ask a girl to watch the submarine races with them! LATERS (laterz); said when departing from any place and expecting to be seen again sometime soon. WHERE ' S THE PARTY? (wherz the parte); that familiar question asked every weekend as restless bodies mingle around the parking lot after the game. LISTEN TO SOME TUNES (lisen tu som toons); act of letting musical vibrations flow into your ears. IT ' S BEEN REAL (It ' s bin reel); said by many after departing, but doesn ' t have any specific meaning to. CRUDE (crood); equivalent to gross, sick, yuk, or displeasing, ie. (that peanut butter and bologna sandwich topped with onions that your mother packed you for your lunch). COMPREHENSIVE SAMPLE: Once there was a BIG GUY who thought he was a real FOX. He CRACKED EVERYBODY UP be- cause he always got SHOT DOWN. He al- ways asked out girls that he thought were DECENT (but actually were a bit BIZARRE). He thought girls would be KEYED to go out with him, but each time, he got the same answer from them LATER ' S . Each week- end, he asked a girl WHERE THE PARTY WAS, he asked another girl if she wanted to LISTEN TO SOIvIE TUNES, and he told a different girl some CRUDE jokes. Most girls thought he was a real BUMMER. When he figured out that a girl didn ' t like him, he would ask her if he was right — the usual reply DUH! He thought Oh, SHE KILLS ME! He was waiting for the day that he could go on a date and say IT ' S BEEN REAL, but everyone knows that BIG GUYS get SHOT DOWN. — Oh well, THAT ' S LIFE IN THE BIG CITY!! 1: Joy Stokes and Beth Lehnen — Decent- the last bell. 2: Ina LaFon — doesn ' t she just kill you? 3: Bob Lueken — What a great looking fox? 4: Mark Boyle — Duh , how did he flunk homeroom? 5: Bob Fitzgerald — feels Greek Myths are a bummer. 6: Coach Hoff — keyed at getting his picture taken.