Central Catholic High School - Katholikon Yearbook (DuBois, PA)

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wh: iilrutur H315 Why doesnt our new baby talk Papa? Papa Well my dear she s too young llttle babies can t talk Mary bWell Job dld cause It says 1n the Blble Job cursed the day he was orn Wlld oats make poor breakfast food I am a brave man I lxved wlth my mother ln law for a year Dan T It It wasn t for me my c'ass wouldnt have any standlng at all Mother But I thought you wele alway s at the foot of the class Dan T Well so I am but how would It stand lf It didn t have a foot Agxlcs XX hx IS the little tellow cu mg Rlta Because he can t have a hollday Agnes Why can t he have a hollday P Rlta Because he doesn t go to school yet Teacher What klnd of flower do you call a person that IS bashful and ashamed and at dances he hangs along the wall Instead of golng Eugene-No klnd of a Hower he s a walnut He stood on the brxdge at mldnlght In sweet and sllent repose He was a l1ttle mosquito And the brldge was the brldge of my nose B1ng H I am only a poor boy trymg to get ahead fhllik R You need one Brcme Why do puplls whlsper 1n school Loule I don t know Bernle Because It IS not aloud Jo-What IS belng worn ln hats this year? Glace-I don t know Jo-Heads Llttle Danlel On the hons cagej Help' Help' Keeper Get out of here dldn t I tell you he was a man eater? Llttle Danlel Yes thats why I went 1n I thought he wouldn t eat llttle boys Teacher-John what IS the pI'1lIC1DI9 product they ralse ln Ireland '7 John Pop says they ralse Cam Rose I see that Maloney has Jomed the Synagogue V1rg1e-How s that 'I Rose-He s rldlng ln a Jew ett car A small boy fat CIYCUS look1ng at elephantl Oh' Daddy look at that blg cow eatmg Wlth hlS tall Grace-S1ster can you be punlshed for somethlng you heavn t done? Slster 'No Grace vuhv do you ask' Grace Well Slster I am t done mx algebra .Y 9 ' v l A 1 7 , . , . . , 1 y , . . V ' ' ' ' ax A -i ! !! - ' ' . r y . A ui 7 v 1 V - Y . .. . , ' Y ! . A I' IA' tv L, V v ---v rl? 1 - Y. ' 1 a . ' 7 out and dancmg? ' 9 , . V ! 3 , . J F? ' 1 ' ' ' KI 77 , 7 ' 9 ti ! - 1 . . . , , l 7 , . . . , , .. . , - . . . v ' 7 . . Y Y A 7 ! t s ' 1 ' ' , Y Q Q ' s '

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r Hlrxutur Teacher Explam the alr brake Paul I can t Teacher D1d you look It up? Paul No Teacher Why? Paul Because I knew what lt would say First Confirmed Bachelor When are you golng to be maxued 7 Second Confirmed Bachelor Icbzuan thntx first Leo-Hello old top New cal 7 Bllly No' Old car new top Llttle Kelly IS so brlght He trled to make some carbon l1ght Llttle Kellv does not know What It was that hlt h1m so Teacher What IS a skelton 'P Zella A skelton IS a person with lts 1ns1des out and the outsldes off When I was a k1d I thought Runnmg for Office meant that all candldates had to llne up and run a race and I wondered how the fat men beat thelr opponents Mary What IS the dlfference between an elephant and a bushel of apples ' Rlta I don t know Mary Well you would be a nlce one to send for a bushel of apples Prlsoner Good mornlng Judge how ale you to day? Judge-Flne twenty five dollars Judge Sam lf I dlscharge you Wlll you catch the tram that w1ll pass here 1n five m1nutes'P Sam Judge lf you leave me go I ll catch dc tlaxn dat passed hele an hour ago Freshle Well' Au Revolr John John What does that mean 'V Freshxe-That means good bye ln the French Language John Well' Carbohc Acld Freshle What does that mean John That means good bye IH any language He-I d go thru fire and watel for you She-You d be a poor ash We can llV9 vuthout frlends We can live wlthout books But ClVlllZ6d man cannot l1ve wlthout cooks College Grad I am a college man and I want a EOSIUOII Man No college man w1ll work 1n this place as long as I am boss College Grad Who sald anythmg about work 'Vhstress Cto ma1dJ Budget how dxd you break that dlSh P Brldget Llke thls and she dropped another one Nuts grow on trees vmes and necks 86 'V Qblp y ' .ln . ' 11- 1 - . . JY, . . V '. ,A , T I . ' V . 1' , . . . , . . .W . X v ' . ' . ' v c 9 . Y . . V . V. , l L K , ' cc ' n - . ' . . . K . , ' 'W 9 ' . 9 v ' - .- , - ' 7 . . 1 - ' . 1 . 7 1. . , . . . L - Y ' Y 7 , , v . V. . ' 1 . . i s . . . . . I 1 1' ' i A . ' ' ' w w . . . - Y . , A 9 . T , I ' - , .

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