Central Catholic High School - Katholikon Yearbook (DuBois, PA)

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Elpr Hlrrrtrrr I don t lrke the new teacher sard a small puprl Why What has she done to you? When I entered the room she sard You srt here for the present and she ney er br ung rt yet Loure Let s eat Ber nar d Where ? Loure Let s eat up the street Bernard No I don t lrke asphalt Wrllre sard hrs mother every trme you are naughty I get another grey harr Gee replred Bertre mustrrt you have been a terror Just look at poor Grandma Teacher What rs wrong yyrth thrs sentence The horse and the cow are rn the fleld Paul F The lady should come fir st Porter Shall I brush you off ' Passenger No I shall get off as usual Pat Drd ony one lose a roll of brlls wrth an elastrc around rt? Yes crred a doven at once Pat Well I found the elastic Judge What rs your occupatron? Prrsoner I m a walter Judge Then you may serye srx months rn yall Weary Wrll you grve a poor cr rpple a dime Srr? Wrllre How are you crrppled? Weary Frrrancrally Father Who rs usrng the lawn moyver rn the cellar? Lrttle Boy It s me father I m grvrn my woolens a haircut Why drd you marry a woman vyrth lots of money? You know that she wrll always be throwrng rt up to you Well I don t care how she throws rt Just so I get rt Crty Arrstocrat What krnd of coyys are those? Far mer Boy Thev are Jerseys Guernseys and Holsterns Crty Arrstocrat Whrch are the ones that grve butter mrlk? Young Brrde- I want an apron to yvear around the house Clerk How large rs the house? Doctor Drd that medrcrne strarghten your husband out allrrght? Wrfw Yes vye burred hrm yesterday Thrrstv days are September Aprrl June and November All the rest are thrrsty too Unless you make your ovyn Home breyv Judge- The next person yyho mt rrupts thrs court wrll be sent home Hurrah crred the prrsoner cz 1 ' ,rv ' - , L . as , , ra , K . za ' s ' , U Y v v 4 1 . I, ' Ki Y YY .... K . , , as H ' 66 9 sr ' , sc r - n , . My . . . . . . V 1 s r ' an rc - - s , i v 9 . . H ax ' Y' ' nr 4 .- A Y ' 7 u , 77 , , an fn , an an - . , . i H . y 1 . . . i , N as as ' an , 1 . ac ' D ca ' . ' H 1- .1 r ' H as , , ' ' ' ' 97 1 U . y . y. . . ,, 1 , . - ' as , ' rr as ' ' 97 , Ac ' ' , ' rv ' , as r s ' ' 9 - 7, '- y . as ' ,' U u . . . . ,, U u , ' ' ' rv - ,- , as ' , , n . . , U v . ' n . U 'v - . . My . . i . ,, ' U . H 64 , ' n U ' ' ' ' v . ' H ' xr , ' - n , . . 7 1 1 Y v Y 1 - ' L v u U 1 v ' f Q ' Q ' n 6 . u , H - '

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W lm- ,..,,3? if J , ones 1 'Pg R Fresh Are you fond of a Joke? Sen1o1 Why I hardly know you Fresh I mean a Joke that you laugh at? Senlor You re the funnlest thmg Ive seen lately M1ke- Where are you from Pete? Pete- I m hom I1 eland 'NI1ke- What part? Pete- All of me Teacher C1n Latln class! What 18 armato I Paul M S8129 the opportunlty Senlor Ale you sure Fleshle I Fresh Yes I am certam of It Kate- What IS the name ot the Hy mn Joe ' Joe- My soul doth long for thee Al Were you at the iight last Yllghto Tlck Sure I was A1 Who got the worst of Ito T1Ck The people who pald to get ln Sweet By those bumps on your head I see that you have a VlOl8llt temper Potato- No It s my wlfe s Teacher Bernard wrlte a sho1t theme on Baseball Belnard Fam no game ful xl . . I 5 Q ' 'Z T 1.65 ' !! ' :ics . sv J ' l ll ' .L-H 7 ' ' ! . !! ' CL Y ' 7! w 7 ' aa Q - , , as 1 ' Sf 33 . ff 77 . ' ' .-t.CC ' , 1 77 J ' - Y ry . Fresh.- Wisemen hesitate, fools are certain. in , Y , , , in KK ' ' Y! 'W , . SC ' I Y 1 77 , . CK Y! J ' U ' J , ry l i-C6 . ' YI ' -J ' . ' !! , -in , , , - 77 Y cc I ' y , ' y Jr .J v ' w - , 1 77 , I4 ' s 1 77 L L I , T v , .

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